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#art#digital art#digital#cassette beasts#human#Alex#littlered#no thoughts head empty#he just vibing#hat#dont steal it he will fight you#cassette beasts oc#bootleg#lightning#cat
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gymnast kaito x sharpshooter shinichi meet-cute in the olympics au
#kaishin#i can already hear my brain going BUT SOCCER PLAYER SHINICHI RAAAAAAHHHHH#but shapshooter shinichi tho cmoooon CMOOONN#yall have seen the olympic athletes yall have seen the flavor#i saw yeji and yusuf and im like OKAY SHINICHI SHARPSHOOTER#also gymnast kaito this is canon in my brain idc#i would love to see kaito's floor routine like pleaaaaaseeee#also that one epke zonderland london 2012 high bar routine but make it kuroba fucking kaito RAAAAHHH#also also in my mind shinichi would only wear glasses and he'd affectionately call it 'conan'#idk a whole lot about the olympics and either sports so im not confident enough to make hcs#thats why im just yapping here LOL#might binge watch some olympics related videos and articles later idk#yell some hcs for this au at me I'd love to know!!!!!!#dc prattles#ALSO FUN IF KAITO GREW UP IN PARIS AND HE'S REPRESENTING FRANCE WHEWWWW#but it's also fun if kaishin are both team jp and theyret meeting for the first time yippeeee#akai would be shinichi's coach maybe 🤔#also i looked it ip and apparently karate was removed from the official olympic games FUCK but WE DONT CARE BECAUSE#OLYMPIC ATHLETE BESTIES SONOSHINRAN MY BELOVED I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU#anyway sonoko in gymnastics ran in karate and sharpshooter shinichi WOW WOW WAIT MY BRAIN HAVING A MASSIVE ROT RIGHT NOW#oh you just know sonoko does all those tiktoks with a shy but excited ran and completely forced to participate shinichi LMAO#kaishin meet through sonoko ofc 👀👀👀#sonoko and kaito are besties too and are familiar with each other for both being in the gymnastics scene#anyway kaito and shinichi meet and kiss and fall in love#ALSO SHINICHI THIRSTING OVER KAITO'S MUSCLES LMAOOOO#AND KAITO THIRSTING OVER A FULLY CLOTHED SHINICHI POISED FOR A SHOT LIKEEEE#oh they wanna makeout real bad i fear#ALSO KAITO IS THAT ONE ATHLETE WHO KEEPS STEALING THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE LMFAOOOO#the tiktoks of that guy was so funny lol i just know kaito would do the same#you know what maybe I should've just typed this on the post and not on the tags but it's too late now LMAO i want more of them tho omg 😳
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HA- GET PRANKED- I LIED
There is no angst HAHAHAHA
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#he’s so swag IM JEALOUS#alph and dyne cover all of their stuff in MMKC fan-merch fight me#papyrus side profile /neg#undertale#sans#my art#art#fanart#dont steal#idk why you would but like :p
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"Stoick was just as bad as Spitelout" just say you didnt watch Riders of Berk
#ALSO???? NO.#Stoick said sorry he grew as a person he learned from his mistakes#Spitelout Never got Better. Period.#I think its sad because a lot of stoicks characterisation is lost on people since almost all of it happens in riders of berk#you get to watch stoick be a PERSON and a FATHER rather than just a chief#Stoick is goofy and silly hes funny snd ppl dont see that bc they never watched rob#Remember that episode of Riders Of Berk where he effectively steals toothless? or tells hiccup to make astrid+snot to fight to the death#Or the ENTIRETY of Portrait of Hiccup as a Buff Man??!??!?#LIKE STOICK LEARNS. STOICK L E A R N S AND HE G R O W S#Me and my friend @/vairsmania had a longgg conversation abt this but yeah!!!! STOICK LEARNEDD#When ppl dojt forgive stoick its just a red flag to me#httyd
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Rebel Admirals Rex & Kalani from an au where the clone and droid rebellions were a bit more successful
Rex's fleet (rebel fleet Remembrance) - the whole 'ahsoka's not actually a jedi' thing worked and most of the 332nd got dechipped. (maul still escaped, but they managed to patch up the maul-damage before he got to the hyperdrive, so the Tribunal is mostly okay). the extra resources & manpower allowed the clone rebellion to operate on a much larger scale, and they eventually allied with pantora as a whole with the backing of senator chuchi. cody and later wolffe brought their imperial fleets to join the rebellion about a year later (after the chips started wearing off).
the fleet (one venator (the Tribunal), four star destroyers, associated clones, gunships, fighters, and tanks, plus a handful of stolen imperial walkers and shuttles) formally joined the rebel alliance around 10bby.
(rex got put in charge of the fleet because he's the least traumatized out of all the surviving officers. cody ran off to live with obi wan on tattooine.)
Kalani's fleet (rebel fleet Independence) - something happened and he and kraken managed to steal a chunk of dooku's ships (and later a good chunk of whatever was left of grievous' fleet on utapau) after his death. they essentially got lost in the chaos of o66, since the rest of the separatists thought they were deactivated after the shutdown order, and escaped with essentially a full separatist fleet. since they were active instead of stuck on agamar, kalani noticed that the leader of the empire happened to be the republic's supreme chancellor, and decided the empire was the new target of the CIS army. he later encountered the clone rebellion and decided that since the clones had effectively deserted the republic and were now fighting the empire, they were therefore allies.
the fleet (one dreadnought, three cruisers, one stolen imperial carrier, associated droids, fighters, transports, and tanks) formally allied with the rebel alliance around 10bby, with the backing of serenno and raxus secundus.
#star wars#au#redbean art#admirals au#captain rex#general kalani#rex's rank continues to be weird because now he is an admiral (because the fleet was rather lacking in officers who were not#dead (most of them); imperial (anakin; yularen); or too traumatized to deal with more losses (cody; wolffe)#but he still does regular missions w torrent just under a fancier title#but now because they have an entire fleet they can jailbreak entire battallions at once instead of only being able to grab the stragglers#one of the star destroyers has a mass dechipping facility#preprogrammed so all you have to do is load the next set of clones into the surgery machine thing and press the start button#and then wheel them out and load the next set in while you wait for the first ones to wake up#so basically the clone rebellion is yoinking whole imperial clone legions#meanwhile since the droids were pretty much abandoned#kalanis fleet spent the first few years after the war running around the galaxy grabbing all unattended separatist vehicles#kalani has determined via st-droid logic that#since sidious is the chancellor of the republic (and therefore a traitor)#dooku; grievous; and trench are dead and most of the other separatist leaders were forcibly integrated into the empire#that makes him (the last surviving/active separatist general) the new supreme commander of the separatists#so now he has decided to continue the attack on the republic-which-is-now-the-empire#anyways he has some of the more remote/smaller droid factories up and running in the outer rim#all the clones who dont want to keep fighting get funneled to one of the clone bases via tbb#also rex has created a brand new clone pension fund via stolen imperial credits#because anakin never changed his passwords when he became vader and rex broke into his bank account#kalani has access to most of the separatist funds bc they assumed a tactical droid wouldn't try to steal anything and it was faster that wa#so the clone and droid rebellions are both funded via the empire forgetting to change passwords in the o66-chaos#palpatines going to have a stroke at this point lol#*both* of his supposed-to-be-non-sentient armies are now invading imperial coruscant together
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imagine if you went to wwe and during your fight, your opponent pulls out a fucking book and proceeds to read off your resume, childhood nickname, and full social security number before her partner just summons a star to rock the stage and instantly shatter all your bones this is what the common glitz pit experience is
#paper mario and the thousand year door#goombella goes out exclusively to tattle and talk shit#also the earth tremor is the fastest way to win like every fight when its allowed#anyways i dont know jack about wrestling#but i feel like this is the insanity others experience when they go to some of the more out there shows#so maybe actually paper mario is doing wrestling exactly as it is#i know nothing#only that the color of your yoshi is determined by the irl time it takes from when you first steal him to when he's shown in game#so if you hate the color reload the save and just leave the game running an extra minute or two
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LAST ARTFIGHT ATTACK FOR THIS YEAR. me and @james-fun-in-the-sunderland joke about how much our ocs would get along/make each other worse so i made it real. 6'6 guy is vicky love, 5'4 guy is *i am shot and killed*
#i wanted to make him a character sheet for art fight but he is so hard to draw in my usual style 😭#also im too embarassed to talk about him because i dont actually have ocs. i have characters that i steal from their source media#and then distort until they are unrecognizable. what can i say its a living#ANYWAYS if you know you know. ill get over myself at some point and then i can start posting my funny oc meme images#tl;dr vicky and [redacted] are both like. terminally toxic masculinity-pilled.#my art#others ocs#my ocs#art fight
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what if i lost the will to live like. as a joke. what then.
#i am fine ftr im just. exhausted haha#NOT to overshare about my personal life too much but my dog is dying. my horse is being given back to his og owner this summer / fall.#my dads kicking me out in two years (in favor of his girlfriend and her kids bc he would rather live w them!!!)#his alcoholism is driving me crazy bc hes treating me like absolute shit and berating me constantly#and stealing from me 🙃#ive lost my healthcare benefits + now have to either raw dog therapy out of pocket or loose my therapist#a therapist that took me a year of being on a waiting list to get in w btw#and idk i just genuinely feel like a loser rn like. im a 23 year old unemployed fat virgin who plays video games all day like. 🧍#where is this going for me. what is the point of it all. in two years im going to be fucking homeless on top of all that#unless some miracle happens bc as is i am too disabled to work.#im just reaching a point where i deeply dont care anymore. whatever happens happens im done fighting it#and ik its the abandonment issues talking here but knowing my dad is planning on abandoning me. 👍#thats two for two on parents leaving me. my entire family has at this point so like truly i cant trust any relationship#like if my PARENTS find me that unbearable. and my best friend who knew me my entire life thought so. then truly every relationship#i ever have is on a fucking timer like. idk if any besties r reading this im sorry i promise this is in no way a dig at yall#bc you guys do really make me feel loved and secure in a way no one else has but. id be lying if i said i wasnt still scared#anyways enough oversharing#i really am fine and safe rn btw like. at minimum u guys r stuck w me until arc*ne season 2 comes out 😂#my post
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(flea anon i shall be jumping in sometimes bc im rotating ur art in my brain)
my narcolepsy leads me to having hallucinations and its always horrifying shit so do you think ace also gets those maybe imagining sabo and coupled with the inteusive thoughts he just is having Terrible time (hes just like me fr,,,,,)
Im glad you're rotating my art, it's loves to be rotated 🙏 Ace would definitely have hallucinations, maybe groggily waking up at night in the tree house to see Sabo at the door way, but when he does a double take it's just a tree branch that accidentally got caught in the open entrance.... And yeah, alongside intrusive thoughts he'd just be having a bad time even if Luffy is there because the thoughts are harmless, wanting to hurt him would occasionally occur. Maybe to add on the pile of reason why he reached out to Makino to help him be a better brother and learn to be kinder Also sorry about the Narcolepsy anon, fight through those hallucinations well 👊 😔
#tokumei answered#I wanna... talk about Sabo's intrusive thoughts too hm hm.....#but I dont really know how to word it out like- It was Ace and Sabo. Two children with emotionally pent up rage that their ideal#way of spending time is fighting stealing and crime. Because it was their way of feeling free to do whatever they want#Ace being raised by bandits and learning through their actions. and Sabo with his shitty ass family building pent up rage in him#Ace got to mature and learn mostly to stay away from intrusive thoughts caused by his emotional instability and Sabo... Well- he did#mature too. But y'know he grew up fighting in the revolutionaries#his intrusive thoughts may have been enabled but be directed at the government and rich asshole (or anyone he doesn't like)#so we got one brother who learned to suppress those intrusive thoughts (Ace) and one brother who got those thoughts be enabled (Sabo)#I think you should note that in the jp dub Sabo is kind of a meanie sometimes when he's not talking to Luffy
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"Like you said it was your last time (as a forward) but you played left, you played right. I look at the stats, you also took two face-offs? Do you remember what happened on those face-offs? 0 for 2, so you have to go back at some point, and try and win one. But do you remember what happened on those two face-offs?" "Yeah, I told every game to Patty that... 'Give me a try. Just, I need a face-off.' And that first one I wasn't gonna—really ready for it." "Do you remember who they were against?" "Um, no—the one was against Vancouver but I don't know against who I did it. But the next one was against Islanders. I was ready for it 'cuz Samo wanted to step in and take a face-off, I told him, 'No, give me a chance!' And then, yeah, but I lost that one.... but yeah, it's hard you have to be strong in the—" "When was the last time you probably practised a face-off? If—" "Uh, I don't know. 10 years ago maybe? Maybe never? I don't know!"
Territory Talk | 11.8.24 (x)
#uvis balinskis#patrick giles#mackie samoskevich#florida panthers#2425#CRYING INTO MY HANDS I DONT THINK THIS IS WHAT PAUL HAD IN MIND WHEN HE TOLD UVIS HE WAS GONNA SLOT IN AS A FORWARD#PAUL YOUR KIDS ARE FUCKING AROUND ON THE ICE#uvis contemplating steaing mackies 1st goal puck... uvis begging his lineys to let him do fos TO WHICH HE LOST???#him stealing stanley's little quad bike...#be gay do crimes...#im sorry both patty and mackie being like okay uvis sure you can do the faceoff (the guys who are better at him at faceoffs)#uvis out here collecting sidequests plays on his offside. played as a foward. he NEEDED a fo. got into a FIGHT WITH FELLOW LATVIAN#sorry he said the game in vancouver... you know the one he fought blueger...#you know the game his wife was watching back home with so much delight because oh two latvians-#and then proceeded to facepalm because they ended up fighting#that game?#i kinda miss this line if not for the chaos they got up to
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The fact we've had Wuju Bakery for almost two years and Happy Ending for two months 😭
#jeff please steal the wuju bakery footage#they said sometime in the second half of 2024 im still waiting 😭🙏#i need disaster gay alien jeff so bad you guys dont understand#i need jeff to have one show where he has a happy ending and if he doesnt have one in happy ending im never trusting him again#jeff bestie u cant make a show called happy ending and then not give yourself one ill fight you#i need to see the broke alien forced to work in a bakery 🙏#also just realise if Happy ending doesnt start filming until halfway through mext year we arent seeing it until 2026 💀#happy ending#wuju bakery
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my hot take about descendants is that NONE of the core four were ready for a relationship until maybe like, the third movie (rant in tags)
#they were still adjusting to living life without struggling to survive#a girl should not be jumping into a relationship the same week she just tried her first piece of non-rotten food lol#thats not to say I don't like the canon ships#but mal married literally the FIRST man she met in auradon. at 18.#and even as far as in descendants 2 we see them still struggling to adjust in different ways (mainly mal)#in d3 they seem to have fully assimilated into life in Auradon (as much as a VK can anyway)#so it makes sense for them to THEN seek out relationships if that's what they want.#but disney ofc wanted to act like romantic love just automatically fixes a person's problems ig?? as if a relationship wouldn't just be#added stress given the position the VKs were in in d1#not to mention dating just like. wasnt a thing on the isle (mal even says this)#and I get that the kids are craving to be loved because their parents didn't gaf about them. But I wish the first movie focused more on the#finding that love in each other than romantically with outside people. a sort of “they had love in them all along” moment.#and then this fandom loves to argue about whether Jarlos/Janelos was 'rushed'. at least Carlos (and Jay +lonnie) waited a few months before#throwing themselves into the dating scene. Poor evie had her heart broken within like 3 days of being in Auradon. no wonder she was willing#to help steal the wand lol.#Anyway to wrap up this rant I didn't even mean to go on#I just think that kids who have spent the first 14-16 years of their lives fighting to survive and being put through continuous trauma on a#daily basis don't need dating right away. they need THERAPY.#if anyone here has seen stranger things its kinda an El and Mike situation were its like. the girl grew up in a lab and fell for the first#boy in regular society who was kinda nice to her lol. thats how I view Mal and Ben#same with doug and evie. he was nicer than chad but he still fell for her for her looks and she still fell for him because he was the first#guy in auradon to be genuinely interested in her. also evie had a whole “I dont need a prince” arc and ended up with a man anyway?#my problem with janelos was always that Carlos never quite worked out his mommy issues or his anxiety. I feel like he'd be afraid of hurtin#her even though that boy wouldn't hurt a fly. and we see Jane get pretty stressed out herself- have you ever been in a relationship where#both of you have anxiety? cause it either goes really well (you help keep each other calm) or REALLY terribly (you make each other spiral)#I actually really liked Lonnie and Jay (though I feel like it would've had a bigger payoff if she was in d3. not sure why she wasn't but I#wont dunk on that because it couldve been smth to do with her actress). I think Lonnie is someone who can 'handle' Jay well and match his#energy. And I like the idea of Jay finding someone he's loyal to after being commitment-phobic for 1 1/2 movies and the whole first book lo#and ofc I have to throw this in here: any auradon kid the VKs get with is never going to grasp even half of what they went through.#this doesnt mean they can't try to understand and be empathetic. but it will always cast a shadow on VK/AK relationships.
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ooc. appears to think about chrom most likely not acting on his feelings, especially if he found someone because you know, they are going to be bound with him forever with this nation ruling shenanigans and he wouldnt want to flip someone's life upside down so suddenly like this. plus, i feel like 'birthing an heir' is also too a ...hmm pressure he does not want his partner to feel like they must do it. laugh track that is why he might not be that forward if he liked a guy. hear me out, henry can whip a baby and he is working on it via magic, him and tharja, but it is not confirmed at the time of traveling that they were successful so welp. i wrote slightly deeper than this in a previous post but yeah. plus it is a bit trickier for him to fall for a guy than a woman. hear me out dnt kill me. you understand the 'www i admire them' routine of his right? this but double it because like hahaha no way we are friends. wait. friends? wow uh. friiiiends. but he kinda make me feel stuff. hahanoooo.yess??nooooo.im confused. (im confused too chrom.) anyway. give him boyfo now.
#ooc.|| faty speaks#[a morning too you too brain again with your idk catch these thoughts smh#[ITS LIKE UM HE WILL CRUSH ON THIS GUY BUT WHAT IF THIS DOES NOT WORK BECAUSE OF MY DUTY AND ETC ETC#[WHAT IF I WILL RUIN THIS FRIENDSHIPHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANT RISK IT#[but then think of chrom's subtle hints??? double them when he is nervous...stealing glances at you all the time#[suddenly he does not want you on the front line....OMG GOD YES THIS IS A GOOD THREAD WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!#[CHROM: I DONT WANT X TO BE IN THE FRONT#[X: WHA????????????????????????????????????// BUT I CAN FIGHT TOO??#[CHROM: SO? IM THE LEADER. I SAID NO.#[FREDERICK AND EVERYONE ELSE: OOKKAY? BUT THEY ARE A GOOD ASSIT OVER THERE#[CHROM: I DONT THEM TO-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UM. I --...OKAY FINE!!!#[get injured qwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#[also chrom lets go together. x: ????????ok?????? but we were together last battle#[chrom stunned speechless: uh ... right ......because .......... w-we're good together ... i meaN WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE#[set this himbo free. i say himbo. you cant say himbo. geeez krumb...go away#[when will i be free of mister bluefayreembrumbu man????
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been in a dcu/white collar kick lately so im rewatching wc and. i remember why i dropped this but also im seeing a lot more of the gay now
#txt#watching white collar#peter/neal/el hello??????#it was there at the beginning and then it kinda backslided#also kinda misogynist and racist/xenophobic??#i did not realize diana was canon gay. feeling secondhand embarassment for baby me why were you so dumb#white collar is the tragedy of neal having the concept of black/white morality constantly shoved in his face#peter is kinda preachy but he cares about neal#kate was manipulative and i hate they dont let neal acknowledgibg it for himself#the back and forth on the black/white morality is sooo annoying#neal wants to get revenge ok yeah hedging in your own codes for revenge can fuck you up#neal going behind peter’s back to protect treasure he didnt even steal??? no#like we got that little scene of mozzie and neal fighting but ughdhdj not enough betrayal#we couldve gotten a lot more fucked up feelings from that#neal feeling betrayed by peter’s actually valid accusation#peter feeling betrayed and doubling down on actually innocent neal#mozzie who is the cause and should respect neal’s decision if he wants to stay#lowkey think neal should be 500x more angry at moz for burning his original art#the treasure cam was so stupid why are you leaving definitive proof that you have the treasure in your room why#the weirdest part is recognizing actors. that is nate fords dad why is he here. why is he el’s dad. why is he a psychiatrist#note tho in case im wrong but i pretty sure im kindof face blind. i only started recognizing people from my classes this quarter#<person who takes a restrictive major that has a strict course schedule of courses that are only open to that major
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me writing specific items of clothing into my aokaga fics knowing full well what's aomine's is kagami's and what is kagami's is definitely now aomine's
#they dont share clothes they STEAL clothes#it's a two way street#for one i have aomine in a cool leather ferrari jacket in this fic and kagami is like :) you are coming home with ME#tO THE JACKET#he's eyeing THE JACKET#im writing a bunch of pre-established soft things because there's this period where they're both not sure if they only care about the other#for their bball skill and especially since they fight all the time#kagami is like: is this guy absolutely unbearable or does he just want all of my attention#aomine: both :)
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jason dies once and is cringe in his single resurrected lifetime while kim dokja dies 500 deaths and is consistently cringe in every one of his lives like jason know ur place girl
Round 1; Group 8B
About Kim Dokja Imagine if you got to call your comfort character a bitch to his face. This is Kim Dokja's life. He probably has a custom-commissioned Yoo Joonghyuk body pillow somewhere. Also people won't stop calling him ugly
About Jason Upon getting resurrected, Jason tracked Tim down and gave a big dramatic speech about how hard his life was compared to Tim's and how it's unfair that Tim is Robin now instead of Jason and proceeds to tear away his outfit to reveal he's wearing a Robin outfit underneath. Not even his own Robin outfit, which we know because this one has pants and Jason's didn't. He went out and either bought or made a Robin costume just for his cringe little speech. And then he tries to kill Tim. Tim was completely unfazed by all of this and sees Jason as the loser he is (affectionate)
#its simple math ez#hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby over here#also u can argue jasons cringe but he is not fail#he has his cringe moments like#mid fight classic literary references#mask under helmet for dramatic effect#and as above mentioned the custom yellow tights robin suit#and his brief evil nightwing arc#idk if his violent bats cosplay counts bc i dont plan on reading that arc ever but ill mention it anyway#he has loser moments like reading newspapers in the school cafeteria#stealing a happy meal action figure of himself from damian#which is more of a sibling guy moment so i dont count it i just wanted to mention it#but he does not fail. hes too smart to fail but his greatest failure is being a dc comic character#meanwhile kdj has an even longer list of cringefail loser moments jj could never have#which you can find out more by checking out south korean webnovel writer duo SingngShong’s Omniscient Reader’s Viewp
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