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HA- GET PRANKED- I LIED
There is no angst HAHAHAHA
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#he’s so swag IM JEALOUS#alph and dyne cover all of their stuff in MMKC fan-merch fight me#papyrus side profile /neg#undertale#sans#my art#art#fanart#dont steal#idk why you would but like :p
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"Yeah, it was over here. Follow me."
(based on work yesterday)
#detroit become human#gavin reed#rk900#just replace the gun with a box cutter but yes i did ask my taller coworker#hey have you seen - and then he moved the box cutter closer to my line of vision and i just looked and said yeah thats fair#and then he was like nooooooo thats bad not fair hey but i steamrolled on with so yeah have you seen this thing#and then he had! so he took me to it#i have to once again reiterate this is just how my coworkers have always been and its why#even antagonistic coworkers dont strike me as antagonists#it might be my extremely skewed perspective but ive had lots of... unhinged? coworkers?#thinking about the guy who came to work v nonchalantly with a taser ...#that would actually be a p funny comic too ...#are these normal work experiences? idk! do you guys have weird work histories with people and box cutters and tasers?#or is it just me lmao.....#if it wasnt for what happened today i would have considered swapping the roles here to have gavin pulling the gun on nines#but based on the height factor of todays conversation it had to be this way for it
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the sister in question can hear him btw. she's choosing to instead stare at Cody's mouth piercings intently.
to Noé, Cody is public enemy #1 rn [right alongside Fragola congrats!!]
Cody: @sweetestflow3rs
#my tiny girl ♡#unfortunately it's too late for her she finds manipulative assholes hot and she's rapidly losing her logical braincells#damsel has two types rn that she'd immediately lt fold her in half: emo/punk bitches and large manipulators ♡#she will deny any “finding Cody hot” allegations btw. why would you insinuate such a thing??#[she says like she's not thinking of a thousand ways to get him to overstim her into passing out]#[her sense of control is slipping. she's going to commit a federal crime]#the siblings are so normal as you can see ♡#dol pc#damsel the starlet#noemie the singularity#cody the messenger#the. noémiesai post is next on my chopping block but i’ve gotta lock in this weekend for some classes so#we shall see what i get done#damsel draws sometimes#side note i saw a manga panel from apothecary diaries I'm p sure and i wanna draw Damsel in that pose#idk with who though. much to ponder.
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Okay brain trust - who can think of why my PC would crash during certain cut scenes of DA:I? Not just the game but the whole PC, and it needs power cycling to start back up again. No error, no blue screen, just instant complete tanking. It's happened in 3 cut scenes (so far!) at the exact same frame. BUT If I skip quickly through the specific cut scenes, it works fine and I can keep playing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I am 75 hours in and its only happened in those 3 cut scenes. I have done a complete reinstall of DA:I, didn't help. Not running any mods.
CPU Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E3-1230 v5 @ 3.40GHz 4 Cores GPU Radeon RX 570 Series 16 GB ram
#help I cannot figure it out#my computer is an absolute gremlin at the best of times but I have no idea why it would have this weird ass issue#it was tanking like this a while back because the hard drive was failing but I have an SSD now so idk#critter rambles#asked on twitter too but you guys are surely smarter come on :P
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I truly do appreciate all you do(and put up with) with all our asks and such. I hope all the things you wish for come to you because you deserve it. Also I have been reading your tags. Snuggle your sis’ cat for all of us cat lovers plz. <3
The peoples asks are the highlight of my day …….. most of the time …… of COURSE im happy to interact with them thank you all for being so lovely !!!!!
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now excuse me can you guys watch her
#snap shots#ill prob never post irl pics again but never say never or w/e justin bieber said#snap chats#thats her thats the baby …. my cat research …#her names mona lisa because my eldest sis really liked p!atd and would play that somf Every Single Day on piano#and sing she would scream the lyrics and play loud as chrisr I Miss It Tbh. house is too quiet these days#OH BUT her nicknames are lisa lisa and. lady lisa :] is that why i have erik call fran lady fran idk… perhaps…#i just think erik adding unecessary titles to things and people is peak comedy like You Are Dramatic….#ANYWAYS. theres my baby. my baby lady. my baby lady darling dearest#shes so funny she doesnt like eating dinner alone. she’ll meow and cry until you follow her and watch her eat#even if it midnight ………. thats ok im eating dinner meself BYYYE#thank you all again for bein lovelies and chattin with me 🥰 we get a lil silly a lil crazy round here sometimes …
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fandom: good omens
word: worship
I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT copied straight from my notes app babey!! this may seem like just a sad poem but it's really crowley spiraling into a toxic inferiority mindset within the 10 whole seconds that they kiss. i did not mean it to take that turn but next to all the emotions in my brain is this entity called Dark Thoughts that turns the whole console black with one touch. anyway thank u bestie for the word prompt sorry it took five years
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Worn delicate but strong on your smallest finger, a golden halo of a ring that dug through layers of cloth into my spine when i kissed you. it was the first time i felt the touch of your hardened hands on my body, pressing me to you like i could be consumed whole, like you could breathe me into your soul and nestle me in your lungs, like i could become your air. and for a moment, it felt like we were
One. like we were the paths of two comets destined to intersect once and then never again; or perhaps like the odd bullet that gets lodged inside another midair, and doesn't make it out the other side alive. and it felt as if i knew for the first time a purpose beyond existence, beyond love: to worship. to worship you.
Resuscitation has never felt so explosive, so stuffed full with fearsome grace with the same force by which it was ripped from me. and i know now that i will never be the same unless i have this one thing, this reason to live and also to die.
So i'll worship you, from now till the death of time. and when every one of your touches burns with holiness, when you scald my tongue with spit, i'll welcome you on my knees to set me aflame.
Have me in all the ways, split me open on the altar as evidence of my humility, make me repent. forgive me.
I understand now, i understand, it's in my blood to submit, in my nature to crawl on my belly and eat the dust left behind. and i will, and maybe i can do it right this time—i will drag myself behind you with my hands clawing the carpeted shadows of your footsteps, break the bottle open to anoint your head. i'll worship you, skin to skin, soul for soul, if it means you'll stay.
Please—
#fearandhatred#fearandfics#fearandpoetry#idk if this is a fic or a poem so i'm tagging both#was it a copout to have the letter P just be please? Maybe.#i wrote this in one go and it's like 2 am now so sorry if it sucks or if there are errors but it came out better than i thought it would tb#i didn't even know how this was gonna go until i started writing it#if you can believe it my original idea was way too dark even for me so i ditched it#also idk why i chose to make this an acrostic poem? it honestly just made it harder for me lmao#but also gave me a foundation to start with so. pros and cons#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale#good omens poetry#word prompts#SO many bible references in here
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prepping for my Bonus Days. i love tutorial agent lmao
#chemi chats#yknow. last year's ''take sundays off'' made a lot of sense.#october 2023 was PERFECT for skilltober as it was a full four weeks (so six days for each skill type per week plus a day off)#and left two days at the end - the 30th and 31 - for Ancient Reptilian and Limbic. so it worked out really evenly!!#using the same method in 2024 does not yield the same clean results hjkjg it looks. so fucking messy gang hgkjg#but generally you can take any 5 days off? it would make sense to split it at the first any five days in a row.#like how we had five sundays last year. so like if we had five mondays this month we'd do free days on mondays right?#but this months was tuesdays and we all STARTED on tuesday SO LIKE HGKJG OKAY MAN. NOW WHAT HGKJ#i want to be posting the same skills as everyone else everyday but that's a bit much to ask yknow? syncing up is fun but its HARD man hgkjg#the reason why im talking about this is because im NOT taking the free days hgkjg or maybe i'll take one who knows lmao hgkj#but my ''free'' days are: Tutorial Agent with the INTs. Solace with the PSYs. Volta Do Mar with the FYSs. Kinetic Dressage with the MOTs.#and maybe Vices thrown in there? i might make Vices physique and put Volta with the psyches? and make Solace a little bonus end?#because i love her and shes special hgkj but i guess i'll see hkjf but EITHER WAY im gonna be posting on whenever free days are hgkj#so if everyone takes sundays+halloween off (except me because im Fucking Entrenched In This Shit) then thats when i'll post#(even though it'd be messy as hell like. splitting up the skill types hkjg??) maybe it'd make sense to do mondays+halloween so we can#finish a skill type section before taking a break/doing my bonus skills? and it'd even out but that requires coordination hgkjsk#sigh. or for me to accept that we'll all eventually fall out of sync and thats fine hgkj (<- I can be fine with this. It's just messy hkjg)#oh idk :P im gonna take my ''break''/bonus days on mondays+halloween and whatever happens happens <33#(<- assuming im gonna be able to finish a monthly challenge lmaooo) okay ive got a headache lmao goodnight i love you all as always <33
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I may not show it but I do be feeling like the last dog left at a shelter lately.
#just uhhh.#really hard to realize im unlikable and cant build friendships with people even though ive tried#way harder in the last few years of my life. im just accepting that im not good enough at masking of funny enough to earn people's friendsh#p you know. like idk why else this would be happening#i have a job.i have a house to take care of. i dont have time to fuck around and degrade myself enough to make friends.#which is fine but i wish i wouldve learned earlier so i just never tried.
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I CANT I CANTTTTTTT I WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE RJIKNHGKRSBKFUCKNHJHFBNJEA JFHBAEJHBFJHBHBHBHBHBBAZHJDBAJHDBAJKHBDJKNA????A//////!?!!!!!!!!??!!???!?!?!??!! I CANNOT I LITERALLY NOT THE CAN I CANTTTTTT RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#⚠️WARNING⚠️TAGS R SUPER FUCKING LONG I NEEEEED TO RAMBLE ABOUT LOVE AND DEEPSPACE I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS#SUGGESTIVE ART? NSFW? LITERAL GODDAMN PORN? LIGHT WORK NO REACTION#POV ROMANTIC OTOME GAME SHIT WITH THE TINIEST HINT OF SPICE??? I CANNOT ITS TOO MCUH I ITS AUGHHH IM JNUHJHFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK#IM LIKE FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME WITH A HAND COVERING MY EYES WHILE PEEKING ITS TOO MUCH#I AM LOOKING AWAY EVERY SECOND IM NOT STRONG ENOUGH FUCKUNGBHGJGHJHGHGBJJH#I HATE HATE HATEEEEE (not rly) IT WHEN THEY GET NEAR U ITS AUGH ITS SO WEIRD I PUT MY PHONE FURTHER AWAY FROM ME OUT OF EMBARASSMENT#SOMETIMES I LOSE MY IMMERSION AND GET SELF AWARE AND THINK TO MYSELF THIS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD... THIS IS WHY I DONT PLAY OTOME GAMES DUDE#like no hate to otome games its just way too much for me i get way too embarassed abt playing them its def a me thing#ok first of all the combat is p ok actually it reminds me of pgr and hi3 altho i like pgr better :] (lee my beloved)#i did burst out laughing when i found out abt it cause i thought it would be like mysme and its just visual novel shit but its really okay#also i did a bit of thinking as to why i dont find the charas super appealing & its cause theyre obv manifactured to b 'the perfect guy'#like you know how pugs were bred to be cute but end up deformed and stuff? yea kinda like that#im not saying theyre deformed but thats the vibes im getting#deformed pug vibes#the jp vas are pulling thru though#ALSO I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF GACHA pleaseee i alr play hsr + gi + /occasionally/ pgr and stopppp i hate the gamba aspect of the games#AND IM NOT JUST SAYING THAT BC I DIDNT GET THE CARD I WANT#.................. OKAY SO MAYBE I DIDNT GET WHAT I WANT THE POINT STILL STANDS#i like them (reluctantly) all so far ? idk no one is rlly my fav yet tbf im still at ch. 2 so..#theyre all cute ig zayne is nice maybe i dunno i like his shoulders......? hes very cold tho cause haha ice powers#i call him elsa in my head#xaiver is also nice? hes cute? hes sleepy n shit#rafayel is kinda goofy? aloof? but in the 'she's so crazzzzzzzzzy! i love her!' way (look it up if u dont know) and im not super into that#hes the one whimpering though so it is what it is#overall i think ill keep playing until i get the card i want ill also prolly play it on my laptop instead cause its super laggy on my phone#idk how ill deal with the combat part tho but thats a problem for future me lolol#okay yea idk if anyone is still reading this but i dont want my irls to know that im playing this game so here we r#idk why im using the tags to ramble its way more fun like its more casual i think#OKAY YEA BYE#frambling...?
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"Henry cares for Faran. The Liars normally have to be the ones caring for others. It just makes me melt!" - Zaria on Twitter about Henry(x)
#pretty little liars: original sin#pll: original sin#henry nelson#ben tyler cook#look i know people don't like him but ME do#i know he wasn't the best boyfriend in summer school but he was trying!!!#he does have an issue with boundaries/oversharing/nosiness but i feel like that's a fairly normal issue(he needs to work on it)#maybe i just like ben tyler cook...#i don't even post many gifsets for male characters yet here i am defending him#also could be because he gives me strong lucas beattie/lucas gottesman vibes and i remember really liking him with hanna(until some point)#him getting upset at her for being mean to kelly kinda reminded me of lucas with hanna about kate in the books iirc? but i'd need to reread#pllosedit#henrynelsonedit#bentylercookedit#bencookedit#i honestly would be happy to have him back next season as faran's friend but idk how likely that is tbh#just a dorky romantic sorta dude with a strong moral compass and a heart of gold :p#i would LOVE to know who they were gonna cast if they kept henry as asian-american#i think he also reminds me a little of holden? i also liked him too#pretty little liars: summer school#pll summer school#pllssedit#honestly wish they would stop straightening ben's hair i love his little waves/curls and the messiness... i mean gif 9? what a cutie#if ben himself ever talks about henry i will replace the quote#honestly henry probably gave faran issues by saying ''i love you'' but then wouldn't leave the c*lt for her...#but also she didn't say it back? she honestly didn't have to if she wasn't feeling it but idk maybe it hurt him and that's why he wouldn't?#if i'm being honest though FUCk that c*lt storyline... that was just for shock value and not even GOOD shock value#i truly believe he acts impulsively when he feels like someone will be hurt or is hurting#i wonder if he was working on illinoise and that's why he wasn't upped to a series regular?#sir don't join a c*lt... go to therapy!!! pls i BEg
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Why does everyone think I just know people???
#p. posts#spider man rp#peter parker rp#crossover rp#dc rp#look man I'm new here idk who hardly anyone is and yet I'm expected to know who everyone is#so to answer a few questions#no I don't know who Diana is#no I don't know who the court of owls are mister British guy I've never heard of them#no I've never met Superman but I would like to I heard he's cool#Karen can you tell me why they think I just know everyone
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nooo like reading maria janion's such comprehensive overview of vampires and what defines a vampire and how the myth changes through times and authors, as entirely expected, has contributed to my regis brainrot.
because though it's obvious how many tropes regis subverts as he literally talks about himself, it's more overwhelming when they're all summarized focused on examples from across history and the literature canon, and pretty much hitting none of them or fucking with all of them. because it's not that he just doesn't fit in within his own fantasy universe, but that he doesn't fit in within the broader canonical definition...
"my personal vision of fantasy (...) he is not the typical vampire bloodsucker, according to the dictates of the canon" ... uggghhhh sapkowski, in his witcher, by challenging all genre expectations and tropes, creates all of these characters that don't fit in anywhere, neither in their universe or in the broader canon. and thus, can only find fraternity with each other
i was just reading like 'so... so he doesn't fit in *anywhere*... 🥺'. regis in baptism of fire explaining how he doesn't conform to either vampiric expectations of vampires (socially, for his personal principles) nor of human expectations of vampires (biologically, for his literal existence). but it even goes farther when you look beyond the witcher and to the broader literary and mythological canon. in practically every understanding of a vampire he would not be recognized as one of them... and does he even want to.
#> not a vampire by the majority of definitions#> born a vampire#> doesnt live as a vampire#> when people find out they are curious and apprehensive abojt him being a vampire#imagine some bullshit question like ‘but do you FEEL like a vampire’#honestly. this is how i feel about my gender <3#'and then people fetishize me and it's weird' - he literally understood everything there is to understand. regis honorary lgbt#'honorary' ... im jk lol#isn't this most of the heroes of the witcher though#milva: 'i just feel like i dont even fit the definition of a woman' | regis (not-vampire): 'felt' | cahir (not-nilfgaardian): 'felt'#the elbow-high diaries#i would stop thinking about regis but also i cant sorry :p#c: regis#everyone in the hanza and their duality... they're all half-one thing half-another#call my favorite characters coffee... because you know you put that half-and-half into them#me: biracial and nonbinary crying 'idk why i relate to these witcher characters so much'#witcher characters: cannot be defined by one half and live inbetween two worlds not fitting in either#WE UNDERSTANDED !#every time i start thinking abt this again i start humming 'here on the island of misfit toys...'#witcher/baptism of fire is like: moreso than how you personally identity your identity is determined by your social group views and actions#and that is why i love it sm. on top of being anti-war and also being funny and introspective and beautiful
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Why is it every time Squirrelpaw even mildly annoys Brambleclaw, his thoughts bring him back to wanting to hit or attack her in some way? And this is literally only chapter 5 of Midnight.
#warrior cats#wcs#warriors#squirrelpaw#squirrelflight#brambleclaw#like seriously why is hurting her always one of his first thoughts#like I understand she's annoying but when somebody bothers me I don't think about slapping or punching them#And Im p sure any normal person would be the same#also like. she's a teenager. of course she's annoying and a know-it-all. especially as the daughter of the clan leader#but like. thats not an excuse to think about hurting her#like even if at this point you read their dynamic as big bro/lil sis its still messed up how much he thinks about wanting to box her ears#or claw her or something#and again this is smth I've picked up on JUST from the first 5 chapters of the book!!#I don't think Im being biased but perhaps Im reading with my squirrelflight loving glasses on too tightly idk what do you all think#viti rereads tnp
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No but actually coming from someone with fine wavy/curly hair who had some hair loss and lots of issue I really and truly wish I could sit down and talk with Chan because he really needs someone who understands curly hair to get him some products and show him what to do and he also needs to stop using heat. Like no straightening. No hair drying. Or at least very sparsely.
#like i think the reason it makes me so Eye twitch is bc I've been in a very similar spot#i get it. i loved straightening my hair loved colouring it too#but i didnt colour or straighten it for a good long while and it did help#didnt cure me! but it did help.#and my hair got back to the spot where i could colour it again without as much issue#and mind you i do sometimes curl my hair or blow dry it for special occasions like im not a be all end all never do anything to it again#person. honestly thats why so many methods and stuff always put me off bc they were so dramatically like NEVER DO A SINGLE FUN THING AGAIN#but with him it'd be interesting to see 6 months with no colouring (including black! black is better than bleach but it still damages!)#and especially no straightening/blow drying etc.#i think that would really help determine if those are the things causing trouble or if its something else#bc hormones and stuff can also do it#like at the end of the day i think hes lovely but its p clear his hair is something that bothers him and idk#i would like to see him get to the point where it isnt as much of an issue#also still ascertain he'd look good with it short but thats just me#anyway Woah long tangent Sorry#its all said with love#also he doesnt have super tight curls like my dad had Tight curls#but his are def more soft/loose so thats a factor too
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"It's a little more complicated than that." (from Hathor)
↪ 𝑴𝑶𝑶𝑵 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 . ( a collection of sentence starters originating from season one of marvel’s moon knight . )
"No! It's not complicated at all!" The falcon-headed deity snapped, playing the contrarian even though he knew she spoke the truth. Their foothold on humanity was ripped out from under them. They were turning to other religions, other gods, and the Ennead was fracturing over this betrayal. Even so, it had become clear that most members were choosing to pull away. Keep their remaining power to themselves in the Overvoid, and keep the practice of Avatars for observation only.
Ammit had rallied a cult and nearly staged a coup, for refusing to let humanity go. Others were caught up, either for aiding her or for fear they would do the same. Anubis. Thoth. Ushabtis now, all hidden away in the Great Pyramid's inner walls like souvenir trinkets.
'We may not always see eye to eye, dear Khonshu.' Ammit's claws had clacked over the Senet board as she removed a pawn. 'But together, we see more than old Osiris. Join me. Together we will do what they would never dare: Turn this world into paradise.'
... No, Khonshu didn't want paradise. He wanted his people. Ammit's forces weren't his people. And, as he finally had to accept, neither were the Ennead.
"I have crowned a new Avatar. A new champion for the coming years-- my Fist of Vengeance that I will turn against the guilty. Humanity's betrayal means nothing to my work!" he slowly turned, firelight glinting off his gold armor and the white bone of his skull. They had always hated it, his flashy lust for vengeance, and how he chose to carry it out, how he refused to do things quietly and prettily. They had never been his people. Not even her. "If I am to be told that it should, I will cede my position on the council. Where is it you stand now, Hathor? Will you vote to have me sealed in stone for doing my rightful duty? Or will this be the last I see of you, choosing to languish in opulence in the Overvoid with the rest?"
#[Set in the past! Around 200 AD or so idk#On the eve of when Khonshu was banished#I dunno if this makes any sense and it's SUPER headcanon based so. Feel free to ignore this if it doesn't jive with you#I figure most gods weren't Idiots and like. Would want to keep their positions on the Ennead council bc y'know. That's as leadership role#You can actually Change Things from within there#Khon is just out here throwing a tantrum and throwing that away bc he doesn't agree with what they're doing#But that's just how I imagine it going down and why no one really sided with Khonshu/probably feel p good about that call#Seeing how Khon looks way more weathered and terrible than any of em--#Woops that's a lot of tag rambling this got out of hand I'm not trying to lecture you on your character#answered asks#in character#about: ennead
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It always interests me how a lot of Tudor women are seen as like, feminist icons, but a lot of them tear down or are absolutely repugnant toward other women.
tbh, i don't think any of the tudor queens can be considered feminist by 21st century standards, but some are a lot kinder to women than others are....
#this is kinda about elizabeth but also like...anne as well#if we're talking about any queens that EYE personally find to be 'feminist'#it would probably be like idk jane seymour#i don't think that we could classify any of the queens as 'feminist' per se because to an extent#all of them hurt women and absolutely none of them did anything to help women at large#but the ones who *are* classified as such#erm....#also like#you're wondering#'why not catherine p*rr'#you aren't a feminist if you let your husband abuse your step daughter LOL#the negates everything actually
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