#thats her thats the baby …. my cat research …

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I truly do appreciate all you do(and put up with) with all our asks and such. I hope all the things you wish for come to you because you deserve it. Also I have been reading your tags. Snuggle your sis’ cat for all of us cat lovers plz. <3

The peoples asks are the highlight of my day …….. most of the time …… of COURSE im happy to interact with them thank you all for being so lovely !!!!!

now excuse me can you guys watch her

[izzy-the-chaotic-gremlin]

Hello I have some fellers for y'all to meet

MEET SMG 8 AND SMG 2, cus cuz why not let's add on to this little bandwagon of eights we got :]

This is SMG 8 ⤴️

And this is SMG 2 ⤴️

Rants about them under cut!

Let's do 8 first!

She is extremely short, like 3 ft and a half kinda short

She is extremely energetic and kind of chaotic

She is the meme guardian of animation memes! And yes I'm talking about the kind that we all went through a phase constantly watching when we were seven

Using the ink pen that she has across her back she can draw anything, and those drawings can come to life aka anything she draws becomes reality

She has a pet Smurgle, here I put an image below so you all know what I'm talking about

She is on par with Mario's level of power but she doesn't use said power because she doesn't want to hurt anybody, she she does use her power is to cause chaos with her friends though >:]

She's a regular at SMG3's restaurant

She is extremely creative plus she has ADHD, and combining that she can practically make anything as long as her mind is up to it

She's good friends with Tori and Boopkins

She is surprisingly dirty minded, she's also the one to always initiate the kiss or the one to push her partner up against the wall and kiss them >:] she's also the one to suggest the dirty times in bed *wink wink*

She is a DemiGirl and lesbian

She is biologicaly male, and no she has not had bottom surgery cus she wants to have babies at some point in her life, also because, and I quote this from 8 themself "its makes me more cunty"

Her pod looks like this

oh dear God what am I doing

Hears some extra details

Her hat design ⤴️

The design of her eyes ⤴️

My head cannon relationships that she has with the other 8's

@bear-boi-5 Smg8 : honest to God she views him as an older brother figure / Uncle figure, also I headcanon that she will sit there and stand in front of him jumping on her heels and grabbing at the air a above her saying "up up!" Over and over until he finally snaps and picks her up, oftentimes she'll climb on his shoulders and just kind of ride around

@strange0-0storm Smg8 : honest to God she imprinted upon him like a baby duck, she will literally just follow him around everywhere he goes, what I'm trying to say is she really looks up to him and she just really really likes him in general, he's also a older brother / Uncle figure for her PS he's the funcle aka fun unkle :]

@mrfellsans Smg8 : she just observes him from afar like he's a creature that must be studied for science and research, she does like him though shes just not too sure about him

Ok let's do 2 now!

She's also pretty short like around like 4 ft tall

She is extremely protective of 8, like if you dare lay a finger on it she will make you say nighty night for a couple of days lafmo

Do you surprisingly strong physically, like the girl has flipping abs and everything

She has a black belt in karate

She has multiple tattoos that are unseen the eye, the only ones that you can see are the ones that go up her arm around the back of her shoulders and down to the other arm (aka the snake one)

Her tail works like an extra hand

She usually keeps her eyes closed like Falin for Dungeon Meshie, she does open them though when she is feeling a strong emotion or just surprised angry aor scared

Have yall ever seen The owl House? If you haven't or if you have two's magic works exactly like how that characters in TOH's works! She does the whole circle in the air thing as well (reference photos so you get the idea of it) also pls go watch The Owl House if you haven't seen it, its really good :]

She's the mean guardian of really old and timeless means, like the whole IS THAT THE BIET OF 87? and BUT THATS JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY! She also deals with TV show and movie meams like Cursed cat Alastor and this random ass screenshot for movies that get made into memes

She has a heavy Russian accent

She knows fluent Russian, German, and Japanese

She is female and lesbian

She calls 8 親愛なる and 私の愛 (親愛なる translates to my dear and 私の愛 translates to my love)

She has a pet cursed cat Alastor aka this thing

(oh Lord)

She is a year older than SMG 3 and SMG 4

She's also regular at SMG 3's Cafe

She has a crush on SMG 8 :]

She is super sleep deprived due to her staying up and making theories on games and movies, or just staying up all night watching Mat Pat lafmo

Her pod looks like this

Extra details on her (I'll add the rest later in a diff post)

Her eye design ⤴️

My head cannon relationships that she has with the other 8's

@bear-boi-5 Smg8 : she doesn't trust him at all, the only reason that he's allowed around SMG 8 is because 8 likes him too much for 2 to safely take them out, but if 8 dare lay even a finger on SMG 8 SMG 2 will imady make him say nighty night for a couple days

@strange0-0storm Smg8 : eh shes alright with him, I mean she doesn't fully trust him but it's not to the level of Bear-Boi's 8

@mrfellsans Smg8 : she likes him and considers him a good acquaintance :]

[rainbowsparklecur]

that one character post…. with fae …,-,,2?3))3

WOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

First impression

ok so FUN FACT when i first started playing i was fully gearing myself up for gilman to be my absolute number 1 favorite blorbo of all time. uhhh when i first met fae i was like "oh shes cute :]" and then didnt think much about her after that iirc..........like i thought she was very sweet and all but she didnt really grab me(little did i know)

Impression now

um. i like her a normal amount.

Favorite moment

ALL FAE MOMENTS ARE GOOD MOMENTS (except yknow. That Scene. i mean it was also a good scene but also just. hhrrggnh :[ ) however gotta say favorite was the scene with her and tizo after tizo ate the weird mushroom and got sick..........they are so precious i love them so much...friend ship..........

Idea for a story

well obviousdly theres The Dogdeer Fic but uhhh in terms of fae-centric stuff i do have uh. a few ideas. main 1 is a multi-chapter(maybe) fic based on part of faes topside ending (something about her getting taken in by some family in the commonwealth?) except i dont actually know much of what actually happened bc im avoiding spoilers so all of this could be horrifically inaccurate! so uh take it with a grain of salt lol ill probably edit it when i actually liberate her. also heres some snippets if youre inchrested lol

even if the idea doesnt work uhh just take this as practice for writing fae ok i had fun writing this and im proud of it lol

Unpopular opinion

thinks. ummm not a fan of moonheart/fae x almer romantically. also have some feelings about her not being As cuddly/social/happy-go-lucky as the fandom sometimes portrays her as but thats more like personal interpretation i guess *hides behind furniture*

Favorite relationship

UMMM......dog.......deer... they have potential.............honestly i love their relationship in game not just the potential they have i just hate how sgg was like "ummm yea almer is actually IN LOVE with fae theyre both so STRAIGHT AND IN LOVE and theyre gonna GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES"

however i also adore fae and tizos friendship.........theyre so precious cmon

like CMON how could you not love them. look at them

Favorite headcanon

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sifts through all my headcanons. i like the idea of her not remembering a lot of her past due to trauma and stuff(dissociative amnesia???is that the word) though i still wanna like research that kinda thing more so i dont portray it inaccurately or anything. also maybe the idea of her kinda having memory problems present day.....maybe......... uhh in terms of more light/fluffy headcanons uhhh......she likes bugs :] she loves bugs she very good with them even more "creepy" crawlys like spiders and wasps shes very gentle with them and in turn theyve rarely if ever bite/sting her. also shes maybe kinda nearsighted (if you ever see my draw her with glasses thats why lol) uh this is not projection at all. also one time i got an anon that said something about transmasc fae. i thought that was neat but uh maybe thats just me maybe im weird haha

OH WAIT ANOTHER ONE I JUST REMEMBERED when she was little she had a stray cat friend .she named him bread :]

uhhhh i think thats all THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!!!!!!!!!!

[mineashthetrash]

GORSETAIL???

oh god oh no ok so i was researching Thistleheart and her family for my au where she dies as baby, its dominos. So i wanted someone from her family to guide her to Starclan. Her dad is in Riverclan, cool, half-clan relationship in bgs, love it-

huh. that's weird wording, i mean, he just got his name, but she's already pregnant??? so im thinking, okay, maybe he gets his name in the beginning of the book, they meet at a gathering or smn, she gives birth at the end, boom, potential problem avoided-

FUCK.

So if my like. memory of The Sight is correct, they get there like riiiight at the beginning, in the threes (minus jaypaws) first gathering. So like. RIGHT after his name- and the kits are 1. Already born, and 2. old enough to be walking around and talking

CATS are pregnant for about 2 months, but thats also about as long as training lasts?? like 2-3 moons on average. AM I MISSING SOMETHING???

[foster-the-moths]

some stuff about led astray au (most of it is just silly):

-six works at mandelatech. dave has NO CLUE he's an alternate. he thinks six is just some normal middle aged single father of two.

-when mark and cesar meet mark is in his more human form. the way that cesar learns about marks alternate form is one day mark is just like. wanna see something cool i have SOOO many teeth and cesars like. of course that sounds cool as fuck i wanna see a bunch of teeth. mark shows him and he's horrified, not because he's scared but because 'you have to brush and floss ALL of those???' and marks responds with '?? i dont brush my teeth' cesar is flabbergasted

-speaking of hygeine!! mark knows nothing about it so when adam was a baby he put him in a fucking washing machine. he spin cycled that infant.

-cesar is actually mark's source of education on a lot of human stuff because. six is trying his best but he does NOT know that shit. and mark is in hiding so he sure as hell isn't going to school. eventually when mark is older he convinces six that they should put adam in school, which is how he meets jonah.

-mark. doesn't like humanity very much. in his eyes cesar is the one good human ever and he isn't very fond of anyone else. so when adam makes a human friend (jonah) mark is not thrilled about it

-another reason mark doesn't like jonah because he smokes weed JFKLSJFKLSDJFSLFJDKSL even though he kills people and is literally a demon. calls it 'the devil's lettuce' and everything. they get along later tho don't worry.

-ruth lives in this au!!! thatcher is there too. they quit the force and now they research mark and adam's cases bc they are unique to all of the other kidnappings (i can. explain that later). the reason why they are so invested in them is because ruth's daughter got taken and she's trying to look for her. and since ruth is alive thatcher is less pathetic DSJALDSAD the wet cat energy gets transferred to ruth. shes like a depressed noir detective. thatcher is like a conspiracy theorist, he's always running on energy drinks and laser-focused on piecing together evidence. he has 20 of those red string cork boards. he gets to be a bit more silly in this au. they are also very close friends with dave and he helps them digitize the evidence they have :]

thats all for now but. feel free to ask either me or @official-bps more about it 👍 we have a LOT more about this au lol

[confusedkeyssys]

Tone tag masterlist!!!!! :]]]

I know we just posted, but the idea popped up and I had to post this before I forget

Here's a masterlist of tone tags and their meanings, along with examples :] Note that it's only the ones I know so far and please feel free to tell us if I missed anything!

Click the "Keep reading" for the masterlist <3

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/j - Joking - Used to indicate when the tone of text/speech is a joking one, or to indicate that something is a joke and/or someone is joking {Ex: "I lit the dog on fire again /j" "You're a damn fool timothy /j"}

/hj - Half-Joking - Used to indicate when the tone of text/speech is one that is half or partially joking, or to indicate that something is partially a joke or someone is partially joking {Ex: "My dog will bite you /hj" "Well then i guess i'm santa claus /hj"}

/hsrs - Half-Serious - Means the same thing as /hj, but usually has more serious undertones, or more on the serious side {Ex: "Aw darn it the cat broke another fine china /hsrs" "they have no idea what that is /hsrs"

/srs - Serious - Used to indicate when the tone of text/speech is serious, or that one is not joking, and that what is being discussed is not a joke {Ex: "My sister just ran outside to catch a worm /srs" "I lost my limited edition jesus christ plushie /srs"}

/pos - Positive - Used to indicate when the tone of text/speech is a positive one, that what is said is in a positive or non-insulting manner, or that something is positive and uplifting {Ex: "HE LOOKS LIKE A WORM /pos" "Jason just got like 6 dollars in xer bank account /pos"}

/neu - Neutral - Used to indicate when the tone of text/speech is a neutral one, that what is said is in neither a negative or positive manner, or that someone is neutral on a topic {Ex: "i think umber needs to get off the subreddit /neu" "Oh my god he has a baby face /neu"

/neg - Negative - Used to indicate when the tone of text/speech is a negative one, that what is said is in a negative or insulting manner, or that something is negative and gloomy {Ex: "Their haircut looks like walter white /neg" "THIS SODA TASTES LIKE ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURING /neg"}

/sar or /sarc - Sarcasm - Used to indicate when the tone or text/speech is a sarcastic one, that what is said is in a sarcastic manner, or that what is said is sarcasm {Ex: "i love being single /sar" "Yeah sure you totally dont like xim /sarc"}

/ref - Reference - Used to indicate that something is a reference to something else, like a show, movie, book, video game, or other {usually fictional} work {Ex: "Thats because ey have 70 alternate accounts /ref" "sorry my girlboss but your princess is in another castle /ref"

/lyr - Lyric{s} - Used to indicate that what was said are the lyrics of a particular song {Ex: "A PETTY LINE OF WHITE NOISE PACK UP YOUR BAGS AND THROW OUT THE TOYS /lyr" "i kissed a girl and i liked it the taste of her cherry chapstick /lyr"}

/p - Platonic - Used to indicate when something that can be interpreted as romantic is platonic and not with romantic tone or gesture, or to indicate that something is platonic {Ex: "god i love you so much /p" "Yeah rai're my damn wife /p"

Thats all of them for now :] I know I definitely missed some, and I suggest doing your own research into tone tags and tone tag carrds and these can also be very helpful {Also, tone tags are also sometimes called "Tone indicators" if that helps at all}

Edit: An anon sent a large list of tone tags to add to the masterlist so I'm putting them here! {Ty, anon!} {I'm also copypasting them and not adding descriptions because I'm lazy but I'll probably get to it later(Hopefully-)}

/j = joking /hj = half joking /mj = mostly joking /nj = not joking /ij = inside joke /s or /sarc = sarcastic / sarcasm /nsar or /nsarc = not sarcastic /srs = serious /msrs = mostly serious /nsrs = not serious /g or /gen = genuine /gq or /genq = genuine question /rt or /rh = rhetorical question /naq = not a question /lh = light hearted /t = teasing /nm = not mad /u = upset /lu = little upset /vu = very upset /nu = not upset /ay = at you /nay = not at you /nbr = not being rude /nbm = not being mean /nbh = nobody here /sbh = somebody here /th = threat /nath = not a threat /cb = clickbait /f = fake /nf = not fake /q = quote /l or /ly or /lyr = lyrics /c = copypasta /m = metaphor / metaphorically /li or /lit = literal / literally /hyp = hyperbole /p = platonic /r = romantic /fl = flirting /nfl = not flirting /sx or /x = sexual intent /nsx or /ns = not sexual intent /pc or /pos = positive connotation /nc or /neg = negative connotation /neu = neutral connotation /vpos = very positive /vneg = very negative /e = embarrassed /nabr = not a brag /br = bragging /nafx = not a flex /fx = flex /st or /state = statement /nao = not an order /ao = an order /nav = not a vent /ny = not yelling /ot = off topic /irre = irrelevant /unre = unrelated /npa = not passive aggressive /pa = passive aggressive /c or /conf = confused /av = a vent /nav = not a vent /ex = exaggerated /aff = affectionate (i.e. I hate you /aff) /tech = technical /h = helpful /ns = not sure /fi = figuratively /curi = curious /sg or /sug = suggestion /tys = typing stim /stim = stim /sat = satire

[leqonsluv3r]

I just wanted to come by and say YOUR ANIMALS ARE SO ADORABLE HFVBUEDSIJWOC!?

Always wanted to own something like a hamster or guinea pig (I went through a small phase so ik both are kind of different) but your cats too?

I need to see more of your cat! Coming from a literal cat lover who feeds about ten cats and grew up with over ten cats. (Becoming the crazy cat lady early, and honestly here for it.)

The dogs are so adorable too! THE LITTLE HEAD TILTTTT! I'm literally so giddy cause seeing animals makes my day so much better. I NEED TO HEAR MORE!

I seriously hope you'll say more about your pets I AM INVESTED

AGAIN, i will always speak about my pets. i have no qualms (even if it’s annoying asf).

i’ve had three guinea pigs total. i had one when i was younger, his name was buddy. the second, luna and i got her when i was still in high school, the third is willow. the first two have passed on, bless their little hearts :,) my best advice is if you want a guinea pig, go for it. make sure you have tons of room for them to run around. eventually get it a friend and give it lots of love. AND DO UR RESEARCH!!! I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THAT ENOUGHHHH!!!!

MY CATTTTTT!!!! (i’m a massive cat lady lol, it’s concerning and i’m only 20 💀)

THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN HIMSELF

some fun facts about my cat for u 🩷💐😻

- he’s a maincoon mix (have no idea to this day what he’s mixed with)

-he was a gift from my dad, one of the best gifts i’ve ever received to this very day

-he was adopted from a kill shelter. the people that had him before neglected him so much. (manz literally has abandonment issues. he was declawed and left to live off trash in an abandoned apartment when they found him)

-he quite literally sleeps on my face to the point i feel like im going to suffocate (he has zero personal space)

-he lives outside but ironically hates it at the same time

-he talks to the birds at our birdfeeder when the weathers nice (cutest thing ever istg)

-he’s named after stewie griffin from family guy (bc he’s a baby and a lil shit at the same time)

-he hates my dogs (they get all up in his shit for no reason 💀💀 so he throws hands)

-he loves sleeping in the bathroom but hates baths 💀

-he sleeps on my squishmallows frequently and leaves my bed covered in hair clumps 🥲👍

-he’s always eating but everytime we go to the vet he’s at a healthy weight(???) (fast metabolism ig???)

I HAVE SO MANY MORE BUT THATS ALL IM SPARING FOR NOW BC MANZ IS LIKE…ANNOYING BUT I LOVE HIM SM ❤️❤️❤️

my dogs are a completely different story, istg. copper i cannot stand sometimes but i love him. sadie is the biggest sweetheart but her breath is god awful (shh, don’t tell her i said that)

ANYWAYS :,) there ya go 🩷🩷🩷🩷

[arag0ns]

I was tagged forever ago by @ryanglitter so let's goooo

nickname: Britty

Height: 5'9 (177 cm)

the last thing I googled was: checking to see if momoko really was the new babymetal member. it's true! It's a trip that the fox day news release and april funny day coincide BUT

song stuck in my head: love from the other side

lucky number: anything made up only of 5s. 5, 55, 555, etc...

average hours of sleep: I aim for 8 or 9, usually. I work graveyard shift so more sleep the better

dream job: museum worker OR librarian. both of those require more school than i have and I'm broke so

I'm wearing: baby yoda pajamas <3

book or movie that I felt "summarized" by: I cant say I've ever watched or read anything that made me go "thats me." I read and watch movies and books purely for escapism.

instrument: I used to play piano, organ, and trombone.

Fav Song: the live version from legend: metal galaxy of starlight makes me sob TO THIS DAY

fav author: T Kingfisher, by a long shot. I also like G Lawrence but she tends to hide historical biases in "research" and it irks me. Like her anne boleyn series claimed anne was crowned as a regnant what it's objectively false, but she justified it by claiming she "researched" it. Otherwise very entertaining for historical fiction.

fav animal sound: the "mrrp!" cat activation noise!

Random skill: I can pour a frothy soda into a glass without spilling or overflowing ever

fav emoji: 🥺

idk who to tag so... if you wanna go ahead and let me know!!!!

[just-some-random-blogger]

hello my master, big sister, hannah smith and hottie-cutie! who's here?? i'll let you figure it out yourself. i didn't actually mean anytime is love letter time, firstly i even wanted to say love time but... ok let it be love time. 'idk if you’d care for it' OK you catched me. i've nver seen the sandman and long time ago i was scrolling your blog and just ??who's this man??? tbh, i've read one of your one-shots with him. that's how much i love your talented writings. and to be reeally honest. i'm watching hotd only now... and i don't know how am i supposed to end it till my free subscribe is over with this academic competition, my problems with focusing attention, this british accent and no english subtitles... when i'd seen your post saying you only watched hotd to write fics with daemon after reading them i was like TT yes girl TT feel you sm TT relaterelate TT am i sorry? no way. am i ashamed? either no. is this situation so amusing but also sad i want to cry (and do)? absolutely. and i find it so amusing and desperate that you have THAT much of matt smith reqs TT like yes i'm the same, i'm a slut for him too but?? it's a lot. just wish you some nerves and good luck hdjskdh i'm so honored to be your cat thank you TT meow meow ig AHKFKJN the russian blue cats TT they're pretty expensive but one day when i'm a billioner... thank you for the research!! i appreciate your efforts!! and i already believed you but you proved your hotness! 1000% certified hottie-cutie! jinjin's name has such a story wow. ofc i know jinjin and i'm sorry for your sister.. good luck for her too. your cats are adorable! i'm glad jinjin is better now. hope they'll just be happy cats as they deserve. thank you for taking care of jinjin, it's a really important thing. i love these cuties so much!! give them 100 hugs from me pls (99 hugs for you too<з) i'm sorry for mochi. he's definately in a better place right now. i believe in faith so the thought that god sent you jinjin to ease your sorrows... love is love and love deserves to exist. no matter what form. so ig god really blessed you. sorry for being so humorless (more then usually). it's a long and pretty sad story. it's a warning. i had a cat in my childhood. i've said i'd been obsessed with cats since i was 0. but my mum have an allergy so when my parents gifted me a cat for the New year?? i was in love instantly. a couple of years later an accident whe she ran away dor 2 weeks and my mom's (pretty cruel and improper) methods of education made her more... wild? aggressive? certainly mentally ill (if it's a term). and 5 years later she's been aggressive and hissing towards my mom so she just said we need to leave her outside. next to the shelter. i begged her to if not examine her at the vet to cure her then at least put her to sleep?? she said it was inhumane. inhumane. i'd put her there with my own hands. i left her myself. i consider myself a real monster. sometimes try to excuse myself with reminding myself i was 11 but?? i left her. it is my biggest love in my whole life. ig now i'm sublimating with fics, trying to feel that warm again. (thank you for you love!!) sorry if it made you upset. sorry it's so long and has this awful ending. take care!! love you <з

hello baby <3

LOVE LETTER TIME

hello my master, big sister, hannah smith and hottie-cutie!

💀💀💀💀💀 DEAD hannah smith ????? SCREAMING THROWING UP THROWING MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WHAT IS THAT SOUND LIKE SOME BASIC WHITE GIRL NAME WERES THE SPICE MATT PLS I AM NOT TAKING YOUR LAST NAME ONCE WE ARE MARRIED KASHFLAHSFAS

who's here?? i'll let you figure it out yourself. i didn't actually mean anytime is love letter time,

huh????

who's here? you're here? im so confused my brain cannot figure this one out. ok not every time is love letter time.

firstly i even wanted to say love time but... ok let it be love time.

OH OK THATS WHAT YOU MEAN OK SLAY PURR REAL TRUE

'idk if you’d care for it' OK you catched me. i've nver seen the sandman and long time ago i was scrolling your blog and just ??who's this man??? tbh, i've read one of your one-shots with him. that's how much i love your talented writings.

HSHSHHSHSHHSSH THATS FINE. im honored you still read it albeit not knowing him/the show HHHAHAHH

and to be reeally honest. i'm watching hotd only now... and i don't know how am i supposed to end it till my free subscribe is over with this academic competition, my problems with focusing attention, this british accent and no english subtitles...

omg i felt that, watching with no subtitles is hard, even though i understand British accents lol, alSO NOT KNOWING HOW TO END WATCHING A SHOW i literally was so idek the right word, but i guess overwhelmed by the fact *spoiler?* all of rhaenyra's kids were bastards i was like AINT NO WAY AINT NO WAY AINT NO WAY then daemon laughed at the funeral T_T wild

when i'd seen your post saying you only watched hotd to write fics with daemon after reading them i was like TT yes girl TT feel you sm TT relaterelate TT am i sorry? no way. am i ashamed? either no.

SO TRUE SO RELATABLE SO REAL AHAHAHH LITERALLY ALL MATT SMITHS FAULT theres something about him that should be illegal

is this situation so amusing but also sad i want to cry (and do)? absolutely.

wait why does it make you sad????? it's not that deep??? IMMA BONK THAT LOSER MATT SO HARD FOR MAKING YOU SAD WHY ARE YOU SAD???

and i find it so amusing and desperate that you have THAT much of matt smith reqs TT like yes i'm the same, i'm a slut for him too but?? it's a lot. just wish you some nerves and good luck

wishing me nerves??? HAHAAH OK??? HAHAHAH that means you want me to be nervous HAHAHAHA but im sure you mean the opposite so i'll take it. it is so funny i have all these matt smith reqs T_T LOLOLOLL #the collective matt smith brain rot

hdjskdh i'm so honored to be your cat thank you TT meow meow ig AHKFKJN the russian blue cats TT they're pretty expensive but one day when i'm a billioner... thank you for the research!! i appreciate your efforts!!

HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAHAH SO REAL KITTIES ARE EXPENSIVE LOL MEOW MEOW MY KITTY IM GLAD TO DO A QUICK SEARCH FOR YOU

and i already believed you but you proved your hotness! 1000% certified hottie-cutie!

true purr yass

jinjin's name has such a story wow. ofc i know jinjin and i'm sorry for your sister.. good luck for her too. your cats are adorable!

thank you my cats are everything and vvv adorable. yeah jinjins name has a story AHHAHAHAAH my sister is fine she's just dramatic its not that deep

i'm glad jinjin is better now. hope they'll just be happy cats as they deserve. thank you for taking care of jinjin, it's a really important thing. i love these cuties so much!! give them 100 hugs from me pls (99 hugs for you too<з)

THANK YOU FOR THE HUG HUG HUGS!! I KISS YOU BACK

i'm sorry for mochi. he's definately in a better place right now. i believe in faith so the thought that god sent you jinjin to ease your sorrows... love is love and love deserves to exist. no matter what form. so ig god really blessed you.

so real so true. mochi is 100% in a much better place now and that's what comforts me most is that he is no longer suffering. I do also believe God sent jinjin to me T_T im luv him

sorry for being so humorless (more then usually). it's a long and pretty sad story. it's a warning. i had a cat in my childhood. i've said i'd been obsessed with cats since i was 0. but my mum have an allergy so when my parents gifted me a cat for the New year?? i was in love instantly. a couple of years later an accident whe she ran away dor 2 weeks and my mom's (pretty cruel and improper) methods of education made her more... wild? aggressive? certainly mentally ill (if it's a term). and 5 years later she's been aggressive and hissing towards my mom so she just said we need to leave her outside. next to the shelter. i begged her to if not examine her at the vet to cure her then at least put her to sleep?? she said it was inhumane. inhumane. i'd put her there with my own hands. i left her myself. i consider myself a real monster. sometimes try to excuse myself with reminding myself i was 11 but?? i left her. it is my biggest love in my whole life.

oh no lovie. i feel for you. we have similar feelings like when i wasnt with mochi is his last moments. sure we both regret them, but in that moment that's all that we could do. its so hard to forgive ourselves for it. i cant tell you to just forgive yourself and move on, because honestly , have i done that? but what's done is done and tormenting ourselves for what should have been will not help. i just like to think that at some point, my cat knew i loved him. i'm sure the same could be said about your kitty. i give you a hug. a waaaarm hug

ig now i'm sublimating with fics, trying to feel that warm again. (thank you for you love!!) sorry if it made you upset. sorry it's so long and has this awful ending. take care!! love you <з

its alright. mourning is a natural process. i in fact ate lunch after crying and felt ??? reinvigorated???? and i saw my face in the mirror ??? and i was like ??? DAMN IM HOT EVEN AFTER I CRY ??? SLAYYYYYYYY it's ok my love kiss kiss love you

xxx

[sassydungeonbat]

My Introduction ✨️

I realised that I kind of just jumped straight into making an account without actually introducing myself meaningfully in any way lol so for those who click on ny account - this is for you to see <3

Hello, my name is Aimee. I'm 18 years old from Northern Ireland (although I do associate myself as Irish) - I use she/her pronouns but I don't mind they/them either. My account is a safe space for everybody, and I have to state that although I am a fan of Harry Potter I do not support the author nor her nasty ideals. Trans people and queer people in general will always be able to talk to me safely.

I have done a lot of in depth self research and I believe that I display a majority of traits of autism, but I am not diagnosed - I will hopefully be seeking out a possible assessment as soon as I can (waiting times are longgggg). Neurodivergent people are also very welcome here.

I have a cat called Lucky - he is deaf and he has heterochromia. He was dumped outside our house last year so we took him in. He is my baby and I love him to pieces (will include a photo at the end).

I got into Harry Potter a lot later than most do - whilst most get into the series as kids, I first watched the movies when I was 13 and I was going through a really hard time and ever since then, the world of Harry Potter has been an absolute comfort to me.

Snape has always been, and will always be, my favourite character - just as Alan Rickman will always be my favourite actor. The character is so layered and complex and his portrayal in the films by Rickman shows how sassy he is (hence the username, sassydungeonbat) and I think he's incredible.

The main Snape ship I like is Snupin - I feel like after their school years, Lupin would could own up to what he did to Snape and Snape would slowly but begrudgingly forgive him until he eventually catches feelings for him. I also don't mind Snily. I don't really ship Snape with anyone else but I am open to people sharing their ships with me and having my mind changed!

I am both a fanfic writer and a fanartist - I write under xxbookdemon on AO3 and I am open to oneshot fic requests! I have a lineup of ideas I'd like to post at some point to do with Snape, and I am also open to suggestions.

Thats just some base information about me, if you would like to know anything else about me, feel free to use the "Ask Me Anything" button! :)

Thank you for reading,

All eyes on 🇵🇸, all eyes on 🇨🇩, all eyes on 🇸🇩.

(And here is Lucky as promised ✨️)

[sneak-a-cat]

Episode 2:

the episode started with him having sex with his wife, awesome

walter your pillow looks disgusting clean it please

ok i can't tell if they are good or bad at improvising, but they sure did just hand the tow truck guy a ball of wet cash

they aren't very nice to each other :( be friends jesse and walter c'mon

nvm they are adorable together they just high fived after the van finally started and both awkwardly turned around to their dying kidnapped people

intro twang noises woohoo

walter put your glasses on you look wrong

oh baby boy is trying to tell a silly story at the breakfast table but he is so bad at it, oh he kept going babe stop its not working

they only killed one of them together woops

walter you are still not the best at teaching but i've decided thats due to stress

jesse is desperately trying to cover a black eye with the shittest makeup ever, i love him

another interesting high intensity scene, i'm liking how they have been doing these so far

walter currently very awkwardly following the guy who he tried to kill on the road, he just sprinted into a tree this is so funny?

and to the suburban street it looks like he is trying to help him

Skyler is doing research on jesse, finding out he is a whore, for milfs, amazing, and sells meth

wait jesse actually has kinda fire makeup now, now whose the faggot?? (sorry)

jesse just DIY'd a way to keep their half dead guy in the basement, and it is actually a pretty good idea

love that jesse is horrified by the idea of dissolving someones body in strong acid

MR WHITE WHAT HE IS FLIPPING A COIN TO SEE WHO DISSOLVES SOMEONE IN ACID AND WHO KILLS SOMEBODY

aw ok jesse is trying to be helpful to walter... he is very bad at it but i like him in his silly yellow rain jacket

jesse is crawling into a box like a weird cat

walter is trying to choose how to kill someone and his second choice was a hammer? hardcore?

i think walter is trying to poison him? or feed him a hand sandwich?

he is trying desperately to roll a blunt and is failing miserably, wet cat man walter

he got caught smoking weed by jesse, who was so happy until he realised it was his own weed he had stolen

forgot Skyler was pregnant, its a girl!

lovers quarrel oop

oh christ they left the body rotting in a van, great job guys

oh jeez jesse bad timing, Skyler is parked outside your house while your trying to move the body

"my name is skyler white yo? my husband is walter white yo?"

love her, amazing

oh jeez, bath is being used to dissolve the body, its a nice camera angle tho

"i always dreamt about... idk melting bodies" jesse what??

oh no... oh christ that was proper nasty, not looking at this scene gross, all i am going to say is the ceiling fell through and uh, it was pretty graphic

children are lost in the desert finding a gas mask they left there

and thats how this one ends folks

Breaking bad season 1

Episode 1:

imma be honest with you i have seen the first episode before and it was like. aight from what i can remember, but it was a wee while ago

when was this made why does it feel like i can taste the screen with how it looks

2008. yeah that tracks

what a start why is walter not wearing any clothes except for pants??

they have just crashed a car, awesome i love them already

Yo Mr White why do you have hair??

jessie looks half dead this s tragic

"hartwell"? ok mr weird middle name

the weird intro twang is here, we love to hear it

i am enjoying the element puns in the names, i like that they capitalise it properly even at the end of a name

he is 50, amazing

i assure you i would taste the difference in veggie bacon, cholesterol be damned

oh he is teaching... badly?

oh nvm he took fire out quickly to grab attention and changed its colour, awesome

he works two jobs? poor guy... he must be tired

oh no i remember this, he is cleaning cars and his students find out and they make fun of him... :(

Nobody seems to like Walter?? why am i so upset about this??

i can't tell if him and his wife are domestic or like. a weirdly sad

oddest scene with a hand job i have ever seen? i think?

mr coughs a lot cancer boy, please go to the doctor.

oh and he has collapsed nice one

tell your wife you have cancer you idiot

what is his wives name... google help me Skyler aha gotcha

"i said 'fuck you' AND your eyebrows" i love this man he is hilarious and sad like a wet cat

"Cap'n Cook" thats an amazing name

Walter is appalled by the lack of professional decorum by the police force <3 (they were betting on the race of the meth cook)

ok this swat scene is fun... i'm into it, we shall see how fight scenes go

JESSE YAY!!

off he runs, Jesse is free, i love him <333

ok so he is out of school, previous student of Walt, interesting

jesse you are so stupid... he has his car plate as "the cap" or something, you silly guy your name is "Cap'n Cook" you silly silly boy

Skyler writes? that's fun, i hate her sister she can fuck off and die

actors are good, i don't like the characters as intended

walter is stealing supplies you go girl, commit those crimes

aw walter is being a nerd about beakers and flasks <33

he knows his stuff lets go chemistry teacher man

please don't snort chilli powder

"you can dress up like a faggot all you want, not me" bbg, jesse you are giving me some sort of vibe and homophobic was not one of them

"he's just gonna break bad" he said the thing!! yay jesse

jesse is being very reasonable, you do need to discuss why you are doing this with him walter

I like walters kid

ableist assholes in the background can fuck off, little bastards

Walt you go bbg beat their asses, you go girl

i like how Walter Jr just looks hella pleased that his dad just beat them

"cow house?" "yeah where they live? the cows?" amazing interaction, jesse you are so stupid <3

Jesse is horrified by Mr White in his underwear

they are making chemistry seem cool (and not tedious) and showing differences in the characters in a montage, awesome

puppies!

jesse is shit at talking big, jesse is shit at talking in general alright then

Mr White please just bring some clothes to wear dedicated to using in the lab. stop stripping near nude

jesse i love your pathetic ass

he fell over instantly in a chase <3 he is useless <3

chemistry boy just poisoned people you, Yo Mr White your a badass

he is also the sweatiest man in the west

ok i think i'll like the fight scenes and shit, this seems to be banger, we are back at the start of the episode and now we know how we got here, nice i like it

oh jeez walter just tried to commit suicide but safety was on alrighty then

Walter just proper yarfed after being cool and explaining his plan, nice one man

why is there money in the dryer??

episode ended with him having sex with his wife awesome.

[cryptidmullet]

sk8 headcanons (except they’re mostly renga)

- langa never really cared about music but when asked what his favorite type is he says classic rock or smth bc that’s the type of stuff his dad would play growing up

- reki listens to a lot of electric, upbeat kinda music mostly but when he’s working a board he likes to listen to slower songs so his playlist has a ton of american love songs in it

- langa introduces him to a ton of british new wave/rock and they make a combined playlist and title it “infinity” bc they’re sappy losers

- miya comes over to reki’s at least once a week to play mario kart and gets upset that reki wins every time (older sibling experience) so he makes langa play against him bc langa sucks 

- miya mains baby bowser or shy guy, reki mains yoshi, donkey kong, or princess peach, and langa strictly uses waluigi 

- langa shows reki old snowboarding channels he used to watch and reki gets super into it and starts doing a ton of research on snowboards, gear, etc. so that he and langa can talk about it sometimes

- reki is firmly anti-sock when he sleeps and langa is the opposite so the first time he sleeps over reki is like wtf but langa looks so confused and cute that reki doesn’t have the heart to make fun of him

- langa’s love language is quality time BUT after getting used to all the physical affection from reki he gets way more touchy as well 

- he grabs reki’s wrist a lot when he wants his attention and presses their knees together when they sit next to each other at joe’s restaurant and he definitely starts resting his head on reki’s shoulder during lunch with the excuse that he’s tired

- one day after closing joe is cleaning up in the kitchen and he turns and nearly jumps out of his skin bc miya is standing outside the door in the dark and pouring rain with his hood up just staring at him

- he lets him in and miya forces him to make him a grilled cheese bc langa had told him about it and he wanted to try it

- cherry arrives in the middle of that exchange and joe ends up making him one too and cherry says he hates it but the next night tells him to make another one for him

- reki can’t pay attention in class unless he’s doodling and one day on the way to school he sees this person walking their dog and that day his entire notebook is just drawings of little dogs doing various activities

- reki also draws flyers for the flower shop hiromi works at and he and langa put them around town

- langa loves to play with the curl in reki’s hair by his ear 

- the first couple times langa sleeps over they bring out the futon but never use it because they end up just falling asleep on reki’s bed while watching videos and talking so eventually they just stop taking it out

- as they get closer and especially after they make up from their fight langa gets a lot more talkative so reki’ll ride up to him in the morning and langa will start going off on some tangent about a new trick he wants to try or a cat he saw that reminded him of reki or a new food/drink he wants to try soon

- koyomi has a little crush on langa for the first month after she meets him and thats why she agrees to reki teaching her how to skateboard bc she wants to impress him (and also bc she thinks reki looks cool when he skates but she won’t admit that)

- reki knows how to braid bc he does it for the twins sometimes so one day when he and langa are just relaxing and reki is running his fingers through his hair he starts making a ton of tiny braids and langa doesn’t even notice until he gets home and his mom asks him about it

- at a certain point before they get together both reki and langa are sure that their feelings are reciprocated they’re both just not confident enough to make the first move

- but then one day at the skate park they’re laying on top of the half pipe with their legs dangling off the sides while they look at the stars 

- it’s a comfortable silence like it always is between them and they’re laying real close and neither of them really think about it when both their hands come to intertwine between them

- langa kisses him on the cheek before they part ways that night and when reki goes inside and shuts the door he just slides down it and puts his face in his hands like a lovestruck teenager (which he is but anyway)

- langa has a little section in one of reki’s drawers of his clothes for school and S because of how much he sleeps over but he still “borrows” reki’s hoodies and sweatpants when he goes to sleep

- they hold hands a LOT and langa hugs reki from behind all the time and miya makes fun of them for it

- miya “why are all my friends so fucking gay besides shadow” chinen but then he sees shadow giving manager oka flowers and just sighs heavily

[lexacoolfox]

Hi I really liked the nagito x clingy s/o hcs! Can you di him but with an s/o who’s like Zenitsu from demon slayer?

I love this idea! Luckily I’ve watched demon slayer.

Nagito with an S/O like Zenitsu from demon slayer

just like zenitsu anytime you saw a guy you thought was cute, hot, or something. You would always grab their hands and say “please! Marry me!” And they almost always rejected you.

Until you meet Nagito, you two meet in the main course class. The moment you laid your eyes on him, you felt your heart explode I wouldn’t be surprised if your eyes had hearts in them. Nobody was actually in their besides you two. He saw you and greeted you with a smile and you dashed over to him and grabbed one of his hands with both of yours. Got down on both knees and said “I don’t know who you are! but! please! marry me!”

Like anybody he was quite surprised but then gave a little chuckle and said “I would love too!-“ your eyes light up “but I think you could find somebody much better, than trash like me.”

At that moment you gave him a blank face look like you didn’t understand a thing he just said.

“Excuse me?”

“Hm?”

“I’m sorry. I think I just misheard you can you repeat that?”

“I said you can probably find somebody much better than trash like me.”

You started thinking a bunch of things ‘is he joking?’ ‘When was the last time this guy saw a mirror?’ ‘He’s looks like the definition of an angel!’ ‘Wait is this just a lie cause he doesn’t want to date me or he already has a girlfriend?’ You thought that the last one made the most sense.

“Listen if you weren’t into dating me or you had a girlfriend already you could’ve just told me. You didn’t have to lie.” You said irritated

“What made you think I lied!?” He said shocked

“Cause nobody as cute as you would call themselves trash!”

“Y-you think I-I’m c-cute?!?”

“Yeah, you look like an angel! That’s why I want you to marry me!”

“Well were to young to get married and we just met. How about we go on a date first?”

“Really! Sure! How about we go see a movie?”

“Yeah that’s sounds great!”

“Oh also my name is S/O!”

“What a wonderful name! I’m Nagito Komaeda!”

Inside you were so excited you were going on your first date with a super cute boy!

When you guys went to the movies he suggested a scary movie. Now you were a big baby when it came to scary things but you didn’t want to look lame to him. So you agreed and thought about how you have to stay brave during the movie.

30 minutes in the movie…

You were screaming at every jump scare even when they weren’t that scary. At the end you were crying. You were so embarrassed

“I’m sorry Nagito. I probably ruined that movie for you with all my screaming and crying. I can’t help it I scare very easily. I’ll just go home, thanks for the chance to go on a date.”

Before you walked away, he grabbed your wrist

“I really don’t mind, I found it adorable when you got scared and would cling onto my arm. Also letting yourself cry and trying not hold back your emotions must mean you are pretty honest and not one to hide your feelings. I can appreciate that about someone.”

You felt your face heat up! He just too cute

“T-then you wouldn’t mind going another date right?”

“Yeah!”

You jumped and and celebrated

Not long you guys officially became each others significant other.

Though one thing plagued both of your minds

“S/O I’ve never seen your ultimate talent. I also don’t know what it is. when I did research about our class and your name came up it was just question marks?”

“As weird as it may sound I don’t know but people thought I have one cause I get into trouble a lot and I get scared so much I pass out. But when I wake up I’m home.”

“Hhm that’s very interesti-mph!”

Both you guys were grabbed and pushed into a van and both of your hand were behind your back with handcuffs!

“Oh my god! What’s going on! We are going to DIE! NO NO NO NO NO NO! I can’t Die! I’m to young! I-I-I…” you pass out

“S/O!!”

“Wow what a scaredy-cat!”

“How pathetic.”

Suddenly you standed up. Which shocked everbody in the back of the van

“S/o…?”

Then you kicked one of them in the face. That one happened to have the key which you grabbed unlocked your handcuffs with. Then one by one in a blink of an eye you knocked them out.

“Don’t worry Nagito. I will protect and save you.”

You picked him up and opened the back of the van and jumped out. Thank goodness they were at a red light. The van drove off.

You then unlocked Nagito handcuffs. You then started waving back and forth. You landed on his shoulder mad a few snore noises and then woke up

“Ah! Oh Nagito! I had the most terrible dream! I dreamt that we were kidnapped!”

Nagito was still to process everything that just happened. Then he realize that must be your ultimate talent.

“Hey S/O did you ever learn how to fight?”

“Thats quite funny you ask me that…I did take a kung fu class and somehow I got into expert and pro. Why do you ask?”

“Oh I’m just curious.”

He thought it was quite the amazing and unusual talent but never the less he loved it!

Your classmates asked Nagito what your talent is! Since yourself didn’t know it. He would say he didn’t know even thought he did. because he thought nobody would believe him even if they told him.

It all came to light one day. when fuyuhiko knocked you out with a punch that was meant for Nagito cause he wouldn’t stop talking about Hope. But you jumped infront of him.

Everybody was watching.

“Ugh This time I’m going to get you!”

But before he could hit Nagito you grabbed his arm

“Wha-oof!”

You kicked him in the stomach and then punched him in the face.

Peko then tried to hit you with her bamboo sword. But you dodged and dodged until you found an opening and did not hold back on your attacks. Both of them were on the floor not able to get up.

“None of you will ever hurt Nagito.”

Everbody was really surprised cause that’s the most confident they ever heard you. Cause you were either crying or yelling.

Then you fell back into Nagito’s arms. Then you woke up.

“Did I fall asleep in class! Am I in trouble with our teacher! Nagitoooooo! Am I in trouble!”

You were back to normal.

From that day forward nobody messes with Nagito when you were asleep. Even Akane and Nekomaru

Sometime even when you weren’t asleep you could be very scary

For example some kids were making fun of Nagito calling him a hope obsessed freak and making fun of his looks.

”HUH! HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM!! YOU ALL ARE PROBABLY JUST JEALOUS!! YEAH JEALOUS!!! CAUSE HE’S SUPER CUTE AND IN THE MAIN COURSE AT HOPES PEAK ACADEMY!! BUZZ OFF!! LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE!! OR YOU WILL REGRET IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!”

A mad Zenitsu for people who don’t watch demon slayer. To give them an idea.

Nagito was a little considered about you after that little display.

“My hope do you really think that was necessary?”

You look back at him and noticed the nervousness on his face.

“Why do you think that was weird?!? I’m sorry I won’t do it again! ʷᵉˡˡ ⁿᵒᵗ ⁱⁿ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ. Please don’t break up with me!!”

He comforted you promising he wasn’t going to break up with you over it.

You love Nagito probably more than he loves you and everybody’s talent and hope! And let me tell you that’s a lot. Like a lot!

Your just counting the days until you guys are old enough to get married. That’s how much you love him.

He never finds your crying or yelling annoying which can’t be said for a lot of people.

“Nagito I don’t know how you put up with me. But I really appreciate how you haven’t left me. I hope you don’t ever leave me. I love you a lot!”

“I know you think the way you act and the things you do are annoying, and to other people it is but not to me. It’s just who you are and I love who you are. I won’t leave you. I also know your waiting until we’re old enough to get married. I promise one day I’ll marry you.”

“OH MY GOSH REALLY! I LOVE YOU NAGITO! YOUR JUST THE BE-NO! THE GREATEST BOYFRIEND EVER! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!”

Then you started kissing him all over his face, hugging him, and nuzzling your faces together. All the while he was smiling, chuckling, and laughing

You two just have a really good relationship. It’s so cute and interesting!

Thank you komaeda_simp37 again! With another story idea! I hope you all enjoyed this little story and hope you consider following me! Please don’t be scared to ask me idea’s. Considering what it is I’ll think about writing it. I don’t do you know $exu@l stuff and I won’t write stuff like kidn@pping, or @bu$e! I am kinda of a yandere fan though so I might do that! Hope you have a wonderful day bye!

-Lexacoolfox

[partybees]

pulchritudinous | midori takamine x gender neautral! reader

because this boy deserves so much appreciation 😩

to put it simply, you are quite the extravagant photographer. always making sure every project of yours turns out to be a masterpiece and giving your fans a spectacular delivery. from posters, to photo cards. from being hired to take pictures of a baby shower or wedding, you can do it all. hence, you take your job very seriously. pleasing your clients is a wonderful feeling but so is being proud of yourself.

“what will it be this time, i wonder?” you ponder to your photography assistant. the younger girl walking ahead of you, hastily going through the documents of your next project. “it’ll be an idol group that calls themselves ryuseitai. a bunch of heroes they claim to be.” she responded. you clapped your hands. a rush wave of giddiness filled you up. “that’s right! that’s right!”

as a fan of idols, (ryuseitai especially) you are delighted to the point where there are stars in your eyes. in fact, you’re charmed by midori takamine out of the bunch. his effort into being an idol catches your eyes. that goes without saying, his pure embarrassment that television catches every once in a while is endearing to you.

“i’ll be checking up on them now. bring over their presents!”

“yes, of course!” thus, your assistance jogged off. you hummed contentedly as you made your way to the dressing room. ID hanging from your neck and work outfit bringing out your most beautiful features.

“i’m here!” you sang as you knocked on the dressing room in your favorite ryuseitai song rhythm. you heard a familiar shriek in the room and that made you enter nonchalantly. perhaps it was the impulse you felt because the shriek had came from your favorite hero.

the dressing room had no one but midori. he seemed a bit frightened, sitting alone in one of the chairs and in front of the large enormous vanity.

“ah! midori takamine!...it’s just you right now?”

“uh ....y-yeah, the others said they wanted to check out the cafeteria of this agency.” he replied. “you must be y/n l/n...i heard so much about you.”

you paused. he had already been dressed up. face with light makeup, ivory clothes complimented him and his precious eyes if somebody were to ask you. oh, he looks even handsomer in person. “uhm.” you gulp. nobody knew why, but you would always like those that aren’t...so eccentric like you. some even kept on telling you that you should be with people of your own kind, whatever that meant.

“...l-l/n?!...what’s wrong..?!” midori kept backing away his upper body as you had gradually leaned in closer and closer to take in his breathtaking features. “my, oh my. you are....” you whispered before standing back up straight and smiling elatedly. “so beautiful! i can’t wake to work with you!”

“huh?...thank you very much?” midori couldn’t respond any other way. to be complimented by a well-known photographer, how exactly is he supposed to react? apart from the rising blush he has on his face, midori could only muster a small smile.

“excuse me. y/n, are you in here?” your assistant’s voice made you perk up all excitedly. “yes! come in, come in!” you opened the door only for her but for the other two staff members following behind her. midori’s eyebrows rose. they’re totally acting like they own this place or something: he thought. he hummed upon seeing five gift boxes being placed on a nearby table.

“i’m sure you already heard of this from the rumors but, my boss has a habit of giving gifts for their clients.” your assistant explained plainly. she smiled reassuringly at midori, who seemed a bit confused. “they have done research on you the most, takamine.” her words made him feel flattered. he had thought that y/n would be more interested in his boisterous leader, or the true oddball of the bunch, kanata but instead, you’re telling him he catches your eye the most? impossible.

“okayyy. out you go. thank you for the help! appreciate it lots!” you passive aggressively told your assistant and the staff members, lightly shooing them off. all things considered, it’d be so embarrassing for midori to figure out the fact you’re intrigued in him. your assistant chuckled. “alright. we’re going. this way, you two.” she led the staff members down the hallway. you close the door hastily.

“okay, why don’t you try opening your gift? i’d love to see your reaction.” you suggest. since he is the only one here, you’d like to take advantage of the situation. the more you can know about midori, after all. “you didn’t have buy us gifts.” he scratched his cheek sheepishly. his breath hitched when you slammed your hands on the table that held the presents.

“nonsense. this is my way of showing my adoration for you boys. you see, i’m a huge fan of ryuseitai just like my little cousin. he was actually the one who introduced me to your music one late night.” you shortly elucidated. proudly, in fact. midori didn’t feel like he was cut out to deal with this type of person. “re-really? i didn’t see that coming but thank-” “of course! now, open up! here, this one is yours.” you slid the fern box to him. he sighed, a little annoyed that you cut him off before he could thank you.

although, when he opened the box. his eyes lit up and his mouth opened into a large grin. “oh wow!” he picked up the plushie of what seemed to be a hybrid between a cat, dog or maybe a raccoon. whatever it was, he already has an attachment to it. he lifted it up into the air to admire the gamboge zigzag patterns and the magenta fabric. it’s cute doe eyes and rosy cheeks are adorable features to it, he didn’t think he has seen anything like this before.

“thank you so much! i’ll treasure this!”

y/n couldn’t see his smile too well. the doll was in the way. “do you like it?” they asked patiently.

“like it? no, no, no!” midori shook his head fervently. “i love it! it’s a pleasure to be working with you, y/n!” he smiled. this smile was more jovial than the others. it felt like your brain stopped working by now.

...

“...right! yes!” you checked your watch, cheeks dusted in a taffy shade. midori is too giddy to have notice as you step back to the door of the dressing room. “well, i- i hope the others love their gifts just as much as you do!” you giggle. midori looked your way with a small frown, holding his new adorable possession close to him. “what? leaving already?”

it was like an arrow of warmth shoot right through your heart when he said that. you giggle nervously once more. “yep, i have to check on the equipment and get my camera ready so excuse me. bye bye, midori!” thats when you ran out the room and shut the door close. midori smiled shyly and looked down at his plushie. perhaps meeting you like this wasn’t so bad as the rumors interpret you to be. in fact, he would like to run into you like this in the future of destiny wants. you started to look cute in his eyes right about now.

[rfadaydreaming]

boyfriend jumin headcanons

theres no way hes been in a relationship before, never even kissed someone before. you best believe hes going to go all in hes so starved for love

he needs to hear every single thing about your life, even the littlest things. he will remember it all, and asks so many questions too. could listen to you talk for hours and never get bored. your life is so different from his, he finds it fascinating. always wants to know more.

at the beginning of the relationship he has an extremely hard time controlling himself and finding whats right and wrong in a romantic relationship. you have to be very open with your boundaries or he’ll treat you like a doll, he cant help himself hes just so enamored.

does SO much research on relationships, he doesnt like the advice he finds but hes looking in all the wrong places. seven gives him links for real advice from real people reddit instead of mens magazines because those all suck. jumin starts to ask him for help whenever hes curious about something and seven will find a link for him to read. it helps bridge their relationship a bit more. seven is one of those friends thats amazing at relationship advice but for some reason desperately single.

even though he’s new to relationships and still trying to figure it out, that does not mean hes bad at it. no sir. this man was raised on romantic novels and cheesy soap operas. he knows his way into your heart easy peasy

the most beautiful arrangements of flowers delivered to your doorstep, your favorite foods from the most gourmet restaurants in seoul sent right to your work, hand written love letters sealed in wax sent to you while he’s away on business. declares his undying love for you over the phone almost daily.

hes never been around women much before, rikas the exception but he wasnt around around her like you would be with a lover. so hes interested finding out about your habits, routines, likes. the way you cook breakfast in the morning, the way you do your bedtime routine, your afterwork routine. always finding something new to love about you every new day.

he really adores anything and everything you think is a flaw. he prefers you with your quirks rather than aiming for perfection. theres nothing wrong with being “plastic” but the majority of those types of women he’s been around are the rich snobby type more than every day women. he prefers you. again hes never been close to many women so its kind of amazing but sad the things you can find to think harshly about. things he absolutely would never imagine someone being insecure about in the first place. he loves this body, it makes him upset when youre so critical to it.

he’ll explain to you what goes on behind the scenes of corporations and how exactly they make you insecure about those odd little things just to profit off of it, theres nothing wrong with you to begin with but if you believed that then they would be out of business, you see. knowing that aspect of things is why hes understanding but still saddened by your insecurities.

hes a very possessive man and is unashamed about it. hes never had anything as important as you to protect before so he doesnt care how ridiculous he may be sometimes, as long as youre safe. body guards, frequent calls, locations on, always wanting to be with you if he can. if that all bothers you i feel like that would be a bit of a disagreement area. his personality is naturally possessive and he does it out of love so bear with him please. he would definitely tone down as time progressed but for now he doesn’t want to let you out of his sight. trusts you, not other people.

he likes to observe you a lot, your day to day. it’s interesting to him even though it can be a little annoying to you sometimes. asks questions constantly. hes so curious. jumin let me go to the bathroom in peace hes literally a child

it makes him so happy when you laugh at his jokes. everyone else thinks they’re not funny but he doesnt care, as long as you laugh hes happy.

if you wear make-up it’s literally amazing for him to watch. he’ll stand in the bathroom and just observe. you can GLUE eyelashes to your FACE?! and its common?! this is so shocking to him. he had no clue. its kind of embarrassing for you but hes just so interested. never watched someone put on makeup before. the process is so intricate and careful, hes so fascinated by this strange magic. youre so smart too, he doesnt know any of the names of the things you use but always asks so he can remember for gift giving purposes. shades you like, shades you dont like, companies you dont buy from, your favorite brands. somehow has a giant mental notepad and writes all this down for safe keeping

speaking of smart he thinks you are the smartest person on the face of this earth. hes so confused at certain aspects of life and you help him get it. why do people eat fried chicken when its not nutritionally dense or even healthy to consume? it doesn’t make sense. because its yummy, jumin. wow, youre so right...

always texts you little reminders throughout the day to show his love. dont forget to eat breakfast dear. dont forget to wear sunscreen before you go out love, its hot today. dont forget that i love you so much my darling ♥︎ SO CUTE hes so caring

this man is so so touch starved, he always wants to hold you or touch you in someway. if he could bring you everywhere with him he would. he starts to get anxious if he goes too long without your comfort, truly doesn’t know how he made it for so long without it

not the biggest fan of pda but it depends on the situation. he likes making others jealous but he doesn’t want anyone else to see the way you look after he kisses you in that one special way that only he can. thats for his eyes only

loves showering you in anything you desire. you are spoiled. he’d buy you a whole ass island if you wanted one. he never understood how his father could just give away so much to a woman but now he cannot say a THING. he’d go completely broke as long as it made you happy

if you dont like tons of store bought gifts he’ll spend more time on meaningful ones. picking you flowers from the rooftop garden and arranging them himself, he embroiders as a pastime so he’ll make you cute little cat decals and stuff like that

he likes to do things for you like paint your nails, wash your hair, put lotion on you after a bath etc. loves it so much, if youre not comfortable with him babying you its totally fine but if you are he’ll do it whenever you let him

he has very cold hands. never really thought about them until he met you, really hopes you dont mind. tries to warm his hands up where he can before he touches you, but secretly loves when he runs his cold fingertips down your skin and you get gooseflesh all over. thinks its cute.

gets insecure sometimes. not really about his looks, but his personality. luciel is funny, zen is handsome and suave. yoosung is sweet and open with his emotions. he wonders frequently why you chose him out of anyone else.

all in all jumin is someone you need to get used to being in a relationship with, hes not the average joe and has a lot going on with himself that he needs to work through. but if you help him, love him for him, he’ll be the sweetest lover you could ever ask for.

[thatadhdmood]

I find it like Impossible to connect to bands like other people do. I think I got ONE who I vibe with. And that’s Yungblud! BECAUSE HES MY ADHD IDOL AND I WATCH ALL HE INTERVIEWS….

But some folks will ask me about mainstream bands/albums/even songs and I’ll be like UHHH but if they play the song I’m like OH YEAH IVE HEARD THIS THATS A BOP but then I’ll never listen to it on my own and forget who played it within an hour….. I just have a random YouTube mix going on in the background at all times my music taste has turned into a ripe stew.

If it BOPS it’s gOOD. (If U have any folk songs that bop I’d be interested 👀 folk can be a jam

mmm yes my band is ajj, sean bonette the lead has adhd, so we twinning

Ive watched almost all his live shows

I just gotta get thru the 100+ episodes of live from quarantine

but yeah lemme grab my folkpunk masterlist i keep it on discord for easy access brb

folkpunk

AJJ (BEST FOLKPUNK BAND BABY)

days n dazes (SECOND BEST BABY),

pat the bunny (THIRD BEST wingnut dishwahers union, and ramshackle glory specifically are my faves but hes in other bands, hes an old classic folkpunk but hes retired now)

xiu xiu (more experimental indie but ay),

crywank (more antifolk but still called folkpunk by some),

the taxpayers (SAXOPHONE, read the album descriptions before listening it makes shit make more sense especially for thanks bastards, if u like em try their other band anxiety cat, a branch off band by the main singer),

apes of state (its lesbians music baby),

bridge city sinners (folk more so),

ferocious dogs (ive only listened to a lil but very fun folk),

local news legend (lesbian music baby),

kimya dawson (i havent listens much rlly but ppl like it also lesbians),

mccaferty (band front man is a fucking terrible person but i still like the album beachboy, if u want to listen to music that sounds exactly the same with out the lead singers baggage listen to next band),

the front bottoms (sounds identical to mccaferty but unproblematic and slightly better),

defiance ohio (havent listened in a while but theyre fun),

ghostmice (another bad band front man i actually dont like them that much i think i only like shelter, listen with caution like do research a bit first),

harley poe (SLAPS SO HARD SATANIC STUFF AND ADULTERY AND MURDER),

the homeless gospel choir (meh not my fave but okay),

miscief brew (not my fave in any way but some ppl like em, theyre older folkpunk stuff),

the mountain goats (i only like a few songs i dont like their song textures srry),

i fucking hate neutral milk hotel but try it at least (theres a good two headed boy cover by ajj that SLAPS SO HARD),

the orphans (meh vibes kinda boring tbh),

rent strike (more folky nice vibes!),

she/her/hers (okayish i dont listen much tbh rlly, trans girl and lesbian music),

we the heathens (im still going thru their stuff rnow their quite good!)

There hope u enjoy. Its every folkpunk band ive listened to and a short sentence of my thoughts

AJJ is the best band