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my entire approach to cooking summed up in a single maxim

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How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

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my gender is picking “woman” on a form but feeling kinda weird about it

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me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

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the horse has been caught at last

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My favorite thing from the internet today.

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i’m the most provocative and unique bitch in this Aldi ...

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there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

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i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

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i’m a walking disaster but at least i’m not straight

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not to be gay but i desperately want to be doing something soft with a girl right now

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I can’t wait to come home to her everyday

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I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them....not I