#dont murder me lucas people

[fallingfavourites]

How Did It End?

rafe cameron x reader social media au (might be a bit jj x reader aswell who knows)

Summary: Y/n L/n met Rafe Cameron at an after party of The Pogues two years ago. Y/n had been invited by one of her best friends; JJ Maybank the lead singer of the band. She forced her new co-star Cleo along with her. Both of them met someone that would change their life forever. Cleo met the bands guitarist Pope Heyward. Y/n had met Rafe Cameron. The brother of the drummers girlfriend. John B Routledge had met Sarah Cameron when The Pogues manager Kiara Carrera hired her for their first tour.

a/n: first social media au ever so pls be nice guys! also im absolutely winging this, have nothing planned out and dont even know if I'll be posting many chapters 😭 BUT we try anyway. Also want to give a bigbig shoutout and send so much love to all the obx smau creators that inspired me to actually make this so you all should definitely check these people out! @ghostofwriting (kildare split my beloved) @allertonhoe @murdockcastleslut @coffeebeanbabysdreams

masterlist

one - next

introductions

meet the cast of Dare Me:

Y/n L/n is an up and coming actress. She has played along side of many big names like Daniel Craig, Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman, Zendaya and many more! Currently she is on the horror/thriller show Dare Me in which she plays the role of Paige a university student that plays a game of truth and dare with her friends and all kinds of secrets, shames, and maybe even murders come out.

Cleo Anderson is a fenomenal actress and an even better friend to Y/n. Cleo and Y/n met each other while auditioning for Dare Me season 1 three years ago. Cleo plays Tara on the show, Paige's best friend. Thanks to Y/n dragging (she convinced Y/n to even go in the first place) her out to a show of The Pogues she met Pope Heyward. The two of them clicked instantly. They tried to be friends at first but their attraction/chemistry was too strong.

Topper Thornton is the newest addition to the Dare Me cast. This nepo baby scored the role of Lucas, who is Paige's new love interest. Rafe and Topper have been friends for years, well if you can call them friends, the two somehow always end up in arguments online.

a/n: I hope this is making sense so far, im not sure if im loving this format but idk guys im trying 😭 I'll be posting The Pogues, The Camerons + Sofia and chapter 1 either today (its 2am help) or tomorrow! also am trying to have this fic be as inclusive as i can make it so if you have any tips/criticisms pls lmk!!

[my-brain-soup]

I've Never Seen Luka, But Jon Kent Has

Basically I've never watched Luka but I read a fanfic where Jon gets the teen titans to watch it (parallels are drawn between Luca and Alberto and Jon and Damian) so now I will be watching it and writing the thoughts I have during it

No I will not give context and spoiler warning ig

Love the music during the studio logos

We love a superstitious king, I mean, I have a feeling he has a point

IF THEY HIT HIM IMMA BE SO PISSED

Awww, he's such a polite little guy

Luca is a farm boy!!! I love my little Jon Kent varient :)

I, too, would risk my life for shiny object

I, too, do the murder

OMG THEIR SO JON AND DAMIAN BUT LIKE BEING HUMAN IS BEING A VIGILANTE AND ITS THE SAME AS THEIR START BASICALLY I LOVE THEM

HE EVEN HAS THE SUPERMAN CURL

Dami would say he invented walking

And pretend he's not proud of Jon

THEYRE SO CUTESY

Bruno? Or Bruce...o... you get the idea

Sorry, they have Luca grab Alberto like that and expect me not to see them as the most adorable little guy love story? Their so crushing on each other

"You're so lucky your dad lets you do what you want," cue Superman's comment about Bruce getting hit on the head all the time

NO WAY THEIR SENDING HIM TO (basically) BOARDING SCHOOL TO KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE "bad influence" THAT IS ALBERTO

Yes! Grandma, my queen!

"We can do anything" I love this movie

MY FRIEND SMELLS AMAZING

God I don't know her name yet but I love her

JULIA OR HOWEVER YOU SAY IT

We're not telling you our secrets! Tells secrets immediately.

FROM EVERYTHING YOU LOVE?????

I love Alberto so muchhhhhh

I love Mr dad human

Oh they know SOO many fish

No way everyone, including an adult, just saw that bitch rob some kids and didn't do shit

He is a sad little catfish

Why are his parents actually crazy

Aww, Alberto doesn't want to lose his friend

Noooooooo

Luca just wants to learn, and Alberto just wants to feel loved :(

How is the gayest looking dude there being homophobic?

When your new father figue wants to kill your entire species

Alberto got mad when Julia touched Luca's hand...

Why does Luca's hair looks like a croissant

NO LUCA WTF

I WAS ALMOST ON YOUR SIDE

GOD WHAT THE HELL

YES, MR DAD HUMAN, I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT KILL YOUR NEW SON

FUCK.

IM NOT CRYING.

Nooooo

Their fort :(

BESTIE NO

NO ALBERTO MY BABY NO

STOP PUSHING PEOPLE AWAY SO YOU DONT GET HURT. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK

God the organizer adult lady us such a bitch

Why is no one concerned that the scuba kid isn't coming up for air?

Aww, his little clap self tap in

It's totally about to rain

Well shit. Sometimes I hate when I'm right

WAIT WAS THAT ALBERTO

I TAKE IT BACK I LOVE WHEN IM RIGHT

FUCK

NO I TAKE IT BACK AGAIN

I love them so much!!!!

MR DAD HUMAN NO

MR DAD HUMAN YES

YAYYYY

KING

Is the mom the same person that voiced Aunt Cass in big hero 6?

YES LOVE ME THE OLD LADIES

I decided it is a metaphor for older lgbtq people, feeling able to come out after younger generations have proved that times have changed, I love them

(They're sisters, so they're not together, but they can still be gay!)

BRO ITS SO ABOUT BEING GAY I LOVE THIS MOVIE

BRO ALBERTO

THOSE LITTLE LOOKS

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE

JULIA 100% KNOWS

About his crush, not just Luca going to school

AHHHH HES SO SWEET

YES, MR DAD HUMAN, YOU NEED EACH OTHER

Their in love, your honor

THEIR LITTLE HAND HOLDING THING I CANT

IM SO MENTALLY ILL FOR GAY FISH

IM CRYING AGAIN

AHHH, THEY RIGHT EACH OTHER LETTERS

ALBERTO LOOKS SO SMITTEN WHEN THEY'RE ON THE PHONE

ALBERTO GETS HIS KNIFE

DOES HE BECOME A LIFEGAURD???

I love this movie

So much

DAMIAN ALSO HAS A CAT AND JON ALSO HAS A DOG

Also, here is my formal apology, her name is spelled Giulia, my b

Alberto learns to carve wood, awww

Also, does Luca EVER get shoes?

I've decided I need an Alberto to become a tattoo artist future au, at least like on the side or for fun or sm

The dedication is adorable

Yes, I just watched all of the credits. What about it?

I was rewarded with an after credits scene, so fuck you.

I'm gonna watch all the deleted scenes now, I'm not gonna specify which one so have fun guessing

Haha, they called Alberto and Luca the main relationship

BOO STOP TRYING TO GIVE LUCA A CRUSH ON GIULIA

YES ALBERTO CHEER ON THE KRAKEN AGAINST THE HUNTER

YES! CONFORMED LUCA A GIULIA ONLY PLATONIC

Also, she was almost a photographer, like TIM DRAKE?!?!?

Don't worry, Luca, I'll ride in a barrel lit on fire down a hill with you

Awww, they were raised by a lobsterrr

BRING BACK CANNED SEA MONSTER FACTORY

OH SEA MONSTER CAN PASS BUT IF THEIR FOUND OUT THE CONSEQUENCES MIGHT BE REALKY DIRE??? SOUNDS KINDA GAY TO ME.

Oh, Jon is extremely charming

I love how they used different animation styles (in how they had the characters move) on land and in the water

PH THE TRANSFORMATION ISN'T CELEBRATED IN LUCAS FAMILY AND HE MAKES IT A CONSIOUS DEASITION TO CHANGE HIS THINKING FROM I SHOULDNT DO THIS TO I SHOULD EMBRASE THIS? SOUNDS KINDA GAY TO ME

Bro, not the first version where Alberto outs Luca to Giulia, eek

And finally, Ciao Alberto!

Aww, Luca wants to see to Portorosso!

THE GAY OLD LADY SISTERS ARE DEFINITELY CLOSE WITH ALBERTO, AND I LOVE IT FOR ALL OF THEM

He finally has people who care about him!!!

AWW ALBERTO JUST WANTS MR DAD HUMAN TO BE PROUD OF HIM

Alberto, you do NOT got this

DONT LIGHT THE BOAT ON FIRE

OH SHIT

Noooo!!! Don't leave!!!

YOU'RE NOT HIS EMPLOYEE, YOU'RE HIS SON

HE CALLED HIM DAD!!!

YAY HUGS

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

MY HEART

I CANT

I love Alberto being an artist (a bad one, for now, but still and artist)

Okay, that's it, Ciao :)

[luccaa111]

about me <3

-my name is luca, and i use she/her !! im currently hyperfixated on nirvana, kurt cobain, weezer and evan peters. this blog is mainly about my favorite bands, american horror story, kurt cobain, evan peters, true crime and zero day. a lot of this blog is just me complaining and shit posting as well, though.

-my favorite shows: south park, beavis and butthead, american horror story, garfield, the end of the fucking world and forensic files.

-my favorite movies: zero day, 8 mile, jennifers body, kurt cobain montage of heck, incantation, heretic and terrifier 1 & 2.

-my favorite bands: nirvana, weezer, radiohead, the smashing pumpkins, foo fighters, black box recorder, deftones, d12, green day, sum 41, sonic youth, pearl jam, hole, alice in chains and blink-182.

-im also a huge eminem stan, hes my favorite rapper.

-TCC !! i dont condone any of the murderers actions. i don’t thirst over any real murderers at all, im not one of those people. its simply just interesting to me! :)

-i love my boyfriend and i love my best friend @belenbben888, my dad, my cat, my dog and my mutuals so much <3

-im literally in love with evan peters and kurt cobain at this point.

-live laugh love tom delonge

-i love zero sugar monster energy, coffee, tea, diet coke and diet mountain dew. i really just love caffeine in general to be honest.

-i play the electric guitar

-i think guns are pretty cool

-written by lana del rey except something went wrong and i just turned out extremely retarded.

-big pop punk, grunge and alternative rock listener

-my favorite youtuber is flamingo <3

-GRUNGE IS NOT DEAD !!

“i’m insecure and i need attention”-Cal Gabriel

[cloudcountry]

TOKYO DEBUNKER MC!!!!

Man i made her Fast. i've been on this game for One Day. falls over!! @twstchatterbox thank u for helping me brainstorm <33 you're so genius i love u

have inspector mode auburn vs "i actually dont hate my life" auburn LMAO (picrew i used)

Q&A Session

☆

Name: Auburn

Pronouns: She/They

Species: Human

Hypothetical House(s): Canon assigned Hotarubi, friends assigned Jabberwock.

Year: 2nd Year

Occupation: Inspector

Birthday: April 3rd.

Height: 174 centimeters

Dominant Hand: Right.

Hobbies: Writing stories.

Pet Peeves: Other people being messy / filthy.

Talents: Untying knots.

Favorite Food: Any kind of cheesecake.

Least Favorite Food: Onions.

Likes: Puzzles, working.

Dislikes: Unreliable people.

Ability: Enhances ghouls powers by touching them based on how much she likes them. For example, if Auburn hates a ghoul, their stigma will act as a debuff and do the opposite of what it should. However, if Auburn adores a ghoul, their stigma will be amplified tenfold.

Curse Details: COURTESY OF RUBIA!! Auburn, a horror seeker, watched an obscure horror video on the internet about a woman who worked as a servant for the nobility and was murdered brutally by the noble after she denied his advances. Being the first viewer of her story, the woman became desperate to have her story heard, and possessed Auburn.

However, because her death was so unnoticed in life, this made Auburn just as unnoticeable as her. What sounded like a blessing to her became exactly what it was described -- a curse.

Auburn got used to never being around others, never really making friends (unless they were perceptive enough to remember she was ever there in the first place.) Once the Darkwick Academy caught wind of her sneaking around, they sent Haku Kusanagi to go get her.

Because Auburn was the first to view the video and the first to become cursed with something of this nature (as well as her immunity to the matches), Darkwick Academy took her in. Auburn did not resist, harboring mixed feelings on whether or not she even misses her old life now that she's around so many people who actually see her.

Relationships:

the most important people to auburn have a ☆ next to their name

☆ Rubia the Water Nymph

Auburn has pretty much always known that Rubia was a water nymph, but kept it a secret. Rubia was one of the only people who could remember Auburn's presence despite her curse, since they are so close. Even after they graduated high school, they kept in touch, so much so that Rubia ended up infiltrating Darkwick when Auburn was taken in to make sure she was okay.

Jin Kamurai (+20 effectiveness)

Auburn prefers not to talk to him if they can help it. It's not like they hate him or don't want to be around or anything, they're just terrified of the awkward silence that will surely ensue if they are left alone in a room with him. Despite this, when Haru needed a boat, Jin was the one Auburn called. (The only reason they called him was because she trusted Tohma even less and didn't want to "use" Luca like that.)

Tohma Ishibashi (+20 effectiveness)

Auburn doesn't know how to feel about Tohma. To them, he's just...there. She doesn't talk to him and tries not to if she can avoid him. Which, you know, is hard when you're regularly around the likes of Luca and Kaito, but Auburn tries not to think about it too much. She very much ignores him but its not out of hate. It's out of indifference.

☆ Kaito Fuji (+35 effectiveness)

She doesn't really understand why Kaito insists on accompanying her and Luca on missions when any girl would satisfy him. She does find his care endearing, although his ulterior motive is so obvious that it puts her off a bit. They still do their best to take care of him when he's distressed or hurt, though. Auburn has become doubly protective over him after what Romeo did to him.

☆ Lucas Errant (+50 effectiveness)

She thinks he's wonderful. He's one of the few people she genuinely believes she could depend on if worst came to worst. They're used to being the protector so his protection of them deeply touches them. Luca could ask her to jump and she would ask how high. Believes she owes him a lot and opens up to him alarmingly fast because of how trustworthy he is, if not a little dense.

Alan Mido (+25 effectiveness)

She felt relatively neutral towards him at first, despite the rumors surrounding him. After they spent more time with him on the Takeru mission, they grew to really trust him. She doesn't find his approval to be overly rewarding, but she does do what he asks of her, knowing the hierarchy of Darkwick and being all too familiar with it after her high school years. They suppose they're just used to it by now.

Leo Kurosagi (-30 effectiveness)

Oh she doesn't like him at all. Mostly ignores him. She oftentimes does not even respond to his jabs, just giving him an exasperated look before ignoring him completely. He doesn't like her much either and resents that her ability doesn't work on him, stopping him from eavesdropping on Alan. He's smart enough to come to the conclusion that her ability works different based on who she likes after a while, although he initially thought she was just a fraud.

After Romeo, she's dubbed him "not as bad." His effectiveness went up, although his ability still does not amplify well.

Sho Haizono (+25 effectiveness)

They feel bad for Sho. Truly, she wants to put the idea of not being Leo's friend anymore into his head, but she also realizes that she doesn't know anything about their relationship and considers that it may be rude to do so. (The last thing she wants to do is offend someone who isn't Leo, after all.) He's alright in her mind.

☆ Haru Sagara (+45 effectiveness)

Auburn feels complicated towards Jabberwock's captain. She's witnessed him get himself hurt to protect others time and time again and shake it off like it doesn't matter, and every time it makes them shift uncomfortably. After their first mission together, Auburn ended up scolding him with tears in her eyes, demanding to know why he would break his leg and continue to fight like that despite his injury.

Despite this glaring issue, Auburn can't help but feel like Haru is still such a bright person, almost like the sun, self destructive and worlds away from her. She really admires him but subconsciously holds him at arms length, not believing that they could truly be friends, since Haru isn't someone she wants to end up hurting or becoming a burden to. She would never hold his hand to enhance his stigma.

Towa Otonashi (+25 effectiveness)

Auburn does enjoy Towa's company and often finds herself considering if she really should just eat the flowers he gives her. The nickname Dandelion being what Towa settles on really did surprise them, since they believe they're far more subdued than such a bright flower. They do not tell him this, however, choosing to let Towa do what he wants and perceive them without her self consciousness getting in the way. Unless, of course, letting Towa do what he wants involves making more work for Haru.

Ren Shiranami (+30 effectiveness)

They had a rough start. Ren's uncaring attitude made him a frustrating person to work with in Auburn's eyes. She could not fathom how Ren could just ditch Haru and his responsibilities when the captain was counting on him. After the case they solved together and Auburn helped him through the underwater debacle, they got a little closer. Auburn likes him enough to send a smile and wave his way when she sees him, even if he doesn't return it.

Taiga Hoshibami (-30 effectiveness)

I mean, he literally shot her in the face. If he wasn't clever enough to withstand her curse somewhat, he would have killed her. Plus he kidnapped Peekaboo and continues to threaten Haru. She definitely does not like him one bit and refuses to go anywhere that casino. Encourages Kaito to stay away too, even though she's unaware of his reasons for going.

Romeo Lucci (-50 effectiveness)

Get behind me, Satan is the only phrase that can even come close to describing how Auburn feels for Romeo. After seeing what he did to Kaito, one of her dearest friends, she was livid. Will never respect him for as long as she lives. Does not call him Fico. Crosses to the other side of the street if she sees him. Takes shortcuts to avoid him. If she's ever out with Haru when she sees him, the two of them are very much ಠ╭╮ಠ (≧∇≦)ﾉ and Romeo is more inclined than ever to GTFO.

☆ Ritsu Shinjo (+30 effectiveness)

Auburn truly admires Ritsu for his confident and calculated demeanor. They were unsure about him at first, offended by his constant use of the word ignorant to describe them, but with time they warmed up to him. He's punctual and hard working, he doesn't mind saying what needs to be said even if he is a little awkward when thrown off his game, and he was considerate enough to find a way to benefit them both when it came to the casino anomaly instead of just using her. Despite being older than him, she looks up to him and is very proud of what he's accomplished. Takes a lot of pride in being his business partner and updates him regularly on anything that could help with his (their) quest to reinstate the Laurel Crown.

☆ Subaru Kagami (+35 effectiveness)

They believe they've found a kindred spirit in Subaru. His voice is soft, his eyes even softer, and she often finds herself seeking him out for no particular reason. He's kind, which is rare, and even if her professors warn her about the ghouls hiding something, Auburn still visits, tentatively coaxing Subaru out off his shell and letting him know that it's okay to just exist. He doesn't have to worry about offending her at all.

☆ Haku Kusanagi (+35 effectiveness)

Before even really officially meeting him (no, the train incident does not count), Auburn heard plenty about him from Rubia. She likes him well enough, having polite conversations and not minding the silence that follows. However, she refuses to lean on him most times, and when asked about it she will simply say that he wouldn't do the same for her in return, and that's okay. Auburn doesn't hold this against him, it doesn't strain their relationship, she simply wishes he would be more open about what's troubling him, too.

☆ Zenji Kotodama (+25 effectiveness)

They feel as though being around Zenji is like being a whirlwind. She really does like him, seeking him out when she wants a quiet place to brainstorm. She'll listen in on his music and nod or clap along, finding herself laughing and smiling no matter how stressful the day has been. If anything, she wishes they could be a little closer, and talk about things other than art.

[turnaboutfromnowhere]

INVESTIGATION PART 1

Looks like a certain detective is up for questioning, read below for the story.

Claus: ..Are we done?

Lucas: there are some things bothering me-

Claus: I already told you ..everything.

You see the boy touching a part of his shoulder, close to the neck.

Pw: ...?

Hey, Claus?

Whats that?

Claus: ...!

Claus: I-its nothing!

You guys should leave already, dont you have to investigate?!

Pw: But-

Claus: I don't wanna talk about it, Why can't you just leave?!

Pw: (even if i press, Its best to leave it at that. I dont want him to dislike me.)

Lucas: ....

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Lucas: ..I just dont get it..

He was never like this

Pw: Hm?

Lucas: I know you just met him and me..And That wasnt a great of a first impression of your client.. was it?

Lucas: im just worried. And he's hiding alot too.

Im scared that he really is...

...Forget it! Lets just go already!

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April 20th 12:50 Am

Tazmilly Village

Pw: i..i didnt know it would be so far away..! Is..this what you mean by "close"?!

Pw: Did we..really need to walk all the way from here?!

Lucas: It's not that bad!

It was just 30 minutes

Pw: (it felt like an eternity to me)

Pw: ...you mean you can do that entire trip to the village just by walking??

Lucas: ..Well, yeah

Pw: oh.

Lucas: Besides, We need to do this entire track to go to the city. You get used to it after a while

Pw:  ... (.. Maybe I should start hitting the gym.)

April 20th 12:50 Am

   Pigmask office

As you step foot inside, you take a glance to see the décor, blues and greys of the floor with a weirdly shaped carpet, the walls and cealing both seem fairly normal, two rooms. theres a Pig head placed pridefully on the wall, like those of a succesfully hunted deer you see on movies

The small room at the corner is blocked out by yellow and black tape.

Pw: (Is...is this what an office is to these people? A whole building?)

Lucas: Its so..empty.

I thought there would be more officers here.

Pw: Its one less thing to worry about, i guess

Lucas: Well, no matter, Lets go investigate already, i dont want to leave Claus hanging!

Pw: Wha-?! Okay alright!

Investigation

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The first thing you notice as you look down

Pw: (Oh..im stepping on the carpet.)

Pw: Huh?

Pw:  Its A set of footprints.

And it goes all the way to the room where the murder took place

Lucas: Mr Wright! Look closer!

Pw: Theres.. Another set!

Lucas: You can only see it on the carpet, though, and its much more lighter than the other one

Pw: You're right..(Wow. Keen eye)

Set of Footprints added to the Court Record

you put your foot away from the carpet

Pw: hm? It left a mark..

So thats how it is. This can easily stain,

(Now i feel bad for the people who'll clean this place.)

You try your best to not to dirty the carpet, walking to the next room over, where the murder took place.

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[EXAMINE] Something takes your attention however, a pig head. it’s not alive, at least. You think so.

Pw: (Its staring at me.)

Lucas: Uhm.. Mr Wright, What are you doing..?

Oh. Uh..

Did he hunt a wild pig for that?

Pw: i don't think so. He doesn't seem like the kind.

Lucas: you dont even know him, you know its bad to judge someone just because of that, right?

Pw: (Says you.)

Its just.. creepy

Lucas: i think its more sad than creepy

Pw: (i think i felt a shiver down my spine)

I can't imagine what it must've felt like for this pig, your head being glued to a wooden plate for...this?

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to The next room you two go see, the scene of the crime, a much somber interior with lots of shelves and items.

Pw: (Since There are no police officers here.. i wonder if they would mind..)

Lucas: ..can we go there?

Pw: Why not? Let's see here...

You hear footsteps getting closer as you try to take a closer look

Gumshoe: HEY WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!

Lucas: ..?!

Pw: O-oh! D-detective Gumshoe!

Lucas: Gum..shoe?

Gumshoe: You're trying to sneak into the crime scene, pal?!

Pw: ..Uhh.. (Caught right in the act..!)

Lucas: We..we weren't trying to investigate up close at all!

..ugh.

Pw: (nice one)

Gumshoe: and who are you? You look familiar

Lucas: Um ...im Lucas.

Im the suspect's brother, actually.

Gumshoe: Oh so thats why! You both do look similar!

Lucas: Really? So- did you interrogate him? Is there anything new you guys got?

Gumshoe: sorry pal, that's confidential

And it doesn't seem good for your brother, he confessed after all

Lucas: ...Alright.

Gumshoe: H-Hey, I-i mean there's gotta be some other way to prove otherwise!

Pw: (Maybe i should ask some more questions too)

>Talk

>Present

[warsamongthestars]

ONTO TBB - POST-SERIES

I am going to need to sit down, and go through all of the show, and I hope to (energy providing). Mostly to make a review, or series of reviews. Produce a few what-ifs. Someone might want the fanfic inspiration.

( I hope, I'm not going to promise because I am bad at energy, and I'm not going to promise things until I can actually deliver. So let's just say I want to do it, but we'll see if it happens or not. )

Look, I still dont' want to rain on people's parades this close after the Finale, so read at ye own risk. Lots of critical down below.

I would call the TBBshow a waste of time. But its not a waste of time, the reason being is that, I have dedicated an enormous amount of energy, to tearing this show into pieces. It soothes and enflames the rage that lies in my heart.

( Remember, I do love Star Wars, and I love the Clone Wars. And Anger and Fury are what happens when something you love, or something you cherish and care about, gets hurt very badly. And I find that the TBBshow is both the weapon and wound. But its a weapon I can turn against itself. And it is a wound I can remedy. )

Now for my bit thoughts on the finale, and bit thoughts on the show itself.

They're just big bits, because when I want to really tear into the little issues of this show, I will go molecule-by-molecule, atom-by-atom when I do.

I am going to be the fucking Saturday morning cartoon villain, with suit and cape and evil laughs, about it.

So...

One). Fifth Enhanced Clone and Omega wasn't it, remember? You remember that from the first Finale?

I remember. The show didn't.

I 'd like to think it was Emerie. It points it that. But even now, I have doubts.

Because what was the point.

They oh so twittered about Emerie, and that didn't end up much--and I'd know because the biggest TBB Fans here haven't talked jack about her. That's how good her character is.

Just listen to the silence and all those crickets.

Two). Remember how this was supposed to be the Republic becoming the Empire?

They didn't act like it, did they. You could place these scenes in the Clone Wars, and y'know, it would not only still make sense--it would be more pointed on how the Republic had always been the Empire underneath.

Because you don't get the evil of an entire instellar Empire out of nowhere. That just doesn't happen in stories that have any depth.

If it does happen, you're reading a kindergarten story then.

( ... Frankly the kindergarten story would prolly tell it better, honestly. )

THree). They killed Tech, and CX-2 meant nothing.

You can't tell me they didn't have time, because they spent 3 seasons bullshiting and then at the last minute went "Oh shit, we're supposed to have a plot! Uhhh THORW SOMETHING AT THE WALL AND WE'LL SEE WHAT STICKS"

They knew full well how much fucking time they were alloted, because TV time always allows at least 3 seasons unless you have fucked up that royally.

It is by Contract. They Knew, and they still Bullshitted.

They murdered Tech for Shock Value. Oh someone is going to say "But George Lucas didn't Like Tech--so it made sense to kill him!"

I know they're going to say it.

If they didn't want Tech, then they shouldn't have created him. If you didn't want the Apple Pie, you shouldn't have made the damn Universe. When you introduce a vital character, a main character, people are going to care about them, especially upon character development.

So when you kill that character for Shock value, and then made that value meaningless by lack of conversation and perceived impact, then all you've done is spat in the face of everyone who cared about him--who might've identified with him--or felt that they needed a fictional example of grief--or fucking hells, just WANTED TO HAVE CHARACTER IN YOUR FUCKING CHARACTERS.

Tech was the point where my fires started. He was the point, where I realized, there was no hope in this show. Can't repair the character dynamics, can't do anything of significance now.

And by their refusal to allow the characters communication and grief, they stamped Tech into the dirt by the heels of their imperial boots.

CX-2 had all this development, for fuck all. What was the point of the CXs if they weren't going to do jack with them.

Four). Spent an awful lot of time shitting on other ideas.

Every possible guest character that could appear, did appear, and it took away from the story. Worse, it took away from Authors, and Game Makers, and spat all over them with a "Haha this is OUR CANON NOW!"

Cid lost her appeal. Because it was an episodic format, and the series did not stick to an episodic format. Would've been a great minor villian, too fucking bad though.

Phee was a phenomenal character (even if I don't care for Indiana Jones / Lara Croft archetypes), and she didn't go anywhere. She stood nearby Tech, gave him a pet name, and that's it. They wasted her.

( I would say that the shippers went too hog wild--but shippers have always been hogwild. To say that they're overdoing it, means they've been underdoing it. They will go hogwild for "Nameless Twi'lek in Background". That's the beauty of the shippers. Keep shipping folks, the Empire can't take all of us out. )

They killed Scorch. Scorch, from Republic Commando, is dead now. You remember that happy go lucky guy? The one who wanted to go back for Sev?

( HE WAS MY PARTY MEMBER, GODS DAMN IT. I PLAYED THE GAME WITH HIM. )

Well. He can never go back now.

( From the bottom of my gamer heart--I felt like this was the greatest Fuck You of all time. Tech's death was already unforgivable, but this? This is as if you just executed Carth Onasi in front of me. )

( The only way they could've done worse, is if they had made a poor copycat of the deathstar as some star destroyer with a rip off of Darth Revan except he's like, the grandson of Darth Vader or something. And he like, murdered a lot of Jedi again, because they wanted to rip off the prequels... )

Why is VENTRESS EVEN THERE.

Why did we need KANAN AGAIN!?

Oh look, Rex, and... Clones... Fucking wonder what's going on there. I can't imagine that the sequel of the Clone Wars would have anything to do with Clone Wars maining Clones. Can't imagine why they might've been important for the Star Wars audience. They're just CLONES AREN'T THEY ITS NOT LIKE THE AFTER EFFECTS OF THE CLONE WARS WOULD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH CLONES.

Completely dissed the Chip plot, for victim blaming, and all the victims paid for it. In fact, they even villianized the victims and punished them dearly. Through execution, or dismemberment.

And they just straight up murdered every villian they could get away with, for... no reason. It wasn't satisfying. It was bullshit.

The sheer audacity to fuck Echo up. He was our Audience Surrogate, on par with Ahsoka, and THIS IS WHAT THEY DID TO HIM? Made him a bit player in his own show?

Only gave Fives, one of the most important people of Echo's life, a mere throwaway mention.

Not gonna get into what they did to me boys the Bad Batch, because we'd be here all day. And I've got other things to do.

And finally, because this made me rage so fucking hard.

FIVES) The Spoken Message "Now we can be who we want to be!"

...

ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL. WHAT IS THIS SHOW'S MAJOR MALFUNCTION.

The Entire Point of the Bad Batch, was that they were already being who they wanted to be or who they were, since their introduction in Clone Wars. They were Unique Nonstandard Clone with Unique Abilities and excellent character (In the Clone Wars)

And suddenly the show wants to say "Oh by they weren't really being themselves--"

They didn't set that the fuck up. The TBBShow, spent the last 3 years fucking around in the ether. They had plenty of time, and they squandered it, and then they rushed jobbed like kids on final group project day.

If the "Good Soldiers Follow Orders" was the set up, then that is akin to saying "Oh don't worry about being drugged into doing something you didn't want to do, you can learn from the experience of having all your choices forced from you and against your consent, and be better from it!"

We can even take in-story!

They spent, so much time, never once talking to one another, about one another, setting up jack all. In fact, vast majority either followed Hunter's lead or ignored him, and left the Camera--there has never been any "Oh we can be who we want".

Unless you're Omega. And y'know, I tots watched a show called the Bad Batch, because I was totally clearly there for an original character not apart of the Bad Batch.

At the end of all it, I have to ask... what... story were they trying to tell exactly?

The show didn't dedicate itself to anything. It spent so long avoiding dedication that it robbed all impact, and left a constant sense of tension in every episode.

It didn't dedicate to a story. Oh it dedicated to the Rush, the New AND SHINY CONTENT--but that's it. Honestly, if they wanted the feeling of rush, they should've just dedicated themselves to Youtube Shorts, Vines and Tiktok.

I'm not here for the rush of content. I'm here for a fucking story, with characters. I have games that are decades old, I have the original Han Solo Trilogy, far before that fucking film.

And I go back, and I reread and replay, because I fucking love them. And that's what you do with something you love, you return to it constantly, its not a Fad that passes once the rush stops.

But I can only go back to the TBBshow, to take what little is good, And destroy the rest, and plant garden above the ashes.

(There are things good in this show that I want to drag out into the light and into better things. And I know, plenty of people have found that good too, and they have done the same. The sheer dedication of interpretation is a beautiful thing. )

There is no Replay Value here. By all accounts, they turned this into a throw-away show, that I guarantee, in about six months, half the fandom is going to be gone from because there's no substance here.

( I'd be shocked, but also not shocked, if it isn't, but I'm not hopeful here. )

And I'll guarantee to you, my audience, that I am going to be here with a never ending coal-fire in my chest.

Because as a lifetime Star Wars fan, from birth and unto where ever the end of my journey is, it has me--it can have my Love, or it can have my Never Ending Rage, but it has me regardless.

ADDENDUM

There are other things, believe me, I am not finished, but I wanted to get the big points down and out, to air my grievances. Twas an emotional response of sheer fucking unbelievable rage. The fires of mustafar would mean nothing in comparison to fires that lie inside. ( i'm in my darth vader arc. )

This hasn't been a waste of time... But fuck it was a Waste of Story and a waste of characters, and I will never forgive the TBBshow, for the fact that the Clone Wars lead me to love, and the TBBshow lead me to antagonizing rage.

The TBBshow story should've been a tragedy. That would've set some things to rights. If they had just, killed the team, and finally made the Empire into the tragic but villianous threat it really is, then that would've at least, made up for somethings. It wouldn't have fixed the show--S1 and S2 are still bad and no amount of good endings will fix that--but it would've been an anchor for it.

[piratefishmama]

RARE OC TIME WITH PIRATE.

FORGET GOOD PERSON OC'S

I wanna hear about your unhinged villain OC's.

i'll go first--

When i was a bit younger, i created a webcomic that played with the idea of fictional worlds being real. I know, we've all done it here and there. I didn't have the arty skills to keep it going very far, but like, it played with the idea of those worlds being just out of reach of our dimension, but with the right push, say, from a pissy god tryina get back at its twin, could tumble through into the real, where the creators lived.

And one of these 'fictional' creations, was a character called Mallory.

Each 'fictional' creation i made for this comic, had their own backstories, including the type of person who originally CREATED their world, like... Tolkien, George R.R. Martin, Gene Roddenberry, George Lucas, someone created them, and it couldn't be me lmao so i had to make the people up too!

Mallory's world was made by someone with some serious small minded misogyny issues. I imagined that it'd have been some few hundred copies published horror novel that didn't get much traction.

Her kind were often culled at birth depending on biological sex, and their behaviours were determined by what biological sex they were.

If they were born men? Champions, powerful beings of light, Guardians. They gained their power from the SUN, from all sources of light but the sun gave them the most power, and they were good, pure souls in every way, good without any drive for evil. Probably wouldn't even get a parking ticket, would probably stand in a doorway holding doors open to let people go through first for hours, would put their coat on a wet floor to stop someone from getting their shoes wet.

They're good.

Only sleeping with one of these men could create another of their divided kind. They werent freaks of nature that could pop out at random, they were a separate race of humanoids that could breed with humans.

The women, were either killed at birth for a very valid reason, or snuck out by their human mothers.

Without fail, the second that child got her first period, she would be enveloped by darkness. Without any sign of turning before it, completely unpredictable.

A first period was basically sign of CONGRATS, YOU'RE NOW AN EVERCHANGING MONSTER, GO HAVE FUN ON YOUR MURDEROUS RAMPAGE ALMOST NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO STOP YOU.

Women were powerful, far more so than the men but their solitary nature and limited numbers guaranteed that eventually they would be overwhelmed. They gained power from the darkness, shadows, their forms constantly shifting like smoke. Rarely would they appear the same way twice.

They were always more powerful, because the darkness is just the absense of light, even during the day, there are shadows, there is darkness. There is always something stuck in the dark.

Their first kills would always be the mothers that snuck them away, always the mothers who hid them thinking their child would be different. Thinking their child could be saved if they simply raised her differently, gave her a chance.

These creatures have no redeeming qualities, they kill because it's fun, they enjoy it, they have no reason, no motivation, no painful backstory to explain their behaviour, they dont eat their kills, it's not a sustenance thing, they don't even care that their kind are culled at birth, it's irrelevant to them once matured.

They survived, why should they care about the girls who didn't?

She was never supposed to leave her dimension. That pissy god? made a very terrible mistake, and allowed her to slip through into the real, the original world filled with creators.

and they cant get her back home unless she goes willingly, because neither the god, or it's twin, have any power over the dark.

[therottingkitchen]

GENERAL INFO

MEET THE FOOLS BEHIND THE ACCOUNT Dakari !! she/her

i draw

florians brainrot infected me

i love pillar chase 2

mostly just the ideas guy in the back so i might not write too much. probably will only doodle

Florian !?! He/they pref, but masc and neutral are okay 2.

I also draw, but I pour my autistic ideas into dakari's head

The Brainrotter ™

Designing and Writing characters..

Artistic and Autistic Individual.

WHAT WILL WE DO ON THIS ACCOUNT?

yap about a pillar chase au that only we care about

make and post art about the au

be cringe and free

WHAT IS THE AU IN QUESTION?

pillar chase 2 au

mostly just jokes treated seriously, we whipped most of it up in the span of roughly 5 days and its the culmination of "yo this would be funny" and the other responding with 5 million fire emojis and bawling their eyes out

TLDR: MX struggling to be a good dad

if you like MX, Mr. Virtual, or Uncle Samsonite, yer gonna be fed well… Lucas is also there. he is such a silly boy WARNINGS !! topics such as child abuse, alcoholism, domestic violence, obsessive behavior(?), divorce, and gore/murder will be brought up. if any of these will upset you, tread cautiously. warnings will be put up at the top on any post that contains any of the following, and it probably won't go into excruciating detail. !! also. might get a bit suggestive-ish? heavy maybe. probably just gonna be a lot of sappy smooching and pining tbh. DNI💥💥

if you dont like people being joyous and cringe and frolicking in the fields

proship, racists, pedos, zoos, the usual. if you dont like gay people get off the page or youre in for a scare😱😱😱

NSFW

[80svhstapes]

i'll never understand why antis write fics where billy is tortured and/or killed and sometimes much worse too and use the "he triggers me" excuse to justify it

max and mike (and half of the main characters) trigger me on a personal level because I've suffered from relationship abuse from people who are exactly like them, the other part is because of their stans, who are the most vile hypocrites I've ever met in a fandom before

but you dont see me writing fics on them getting tortured, abused, rped or murdered

because that wont do anything for me

and there's literally NO reason for me to do that

i cope with my trauma by consuming positive content of billy, chrissy, lucas, el, calicheer and mungrove

doing that helps me since its not hurtful or triggering for anyone else

[lily91106]

i just finished the bear s3 and i really dont know how to explain everything i just saw. SPOILER ALERT if you havent seen it already. So, here it goes.

I remeber watcing season 1 and being annoyed by richie because his actions did not make sense to me. And by season 3 i actually think this way about carmy. So, yeah, Richie really became that character for me. Like i love his character growth.

Sydney deserves so much better. I think she won't quit the bear because she put too much work into it for just to leave it behind. But i do think Carmy should apologize and just get over himself.

Carmy has gone from one of my favourites to one of the characters i am absolutely annoyed by. He was a charcter i understood but now he has just self sabotaged himself under the ground. Once again, I still think he can grow and become better and i think he will.

Nat, I just love her so much. She is one of my favourite characters on the show. She deserves so much love. Her struggling to come to terms with her pregnancy and becoming a mother was just so beautifully potrayed. I love the way richie and her relationship has evolved so much.

Talking about richie and nat, i have to talk about richie and syd like this two would fight like kids, but their teamwork this season really shows how much sydney appreciates someone who knows their shit and arent there to just mess around. Like she saw richie get serious with his job and said yeah i'm not gonna fight with him anymore.

Marcus, i really like that they kept sydney and his relationship platonic. Like i did not get the vibes from syd and their friendship just felt like the better option to go on from. I loved how they potrayed his grief and the scene with Nat saying "If you fuck with marcus, i will murder you" was just so iconic. Like yes Nat.

The whole Napkins episode was just so good. As someone who appreciates the need for a routine i understood Tina's hate for staying at home and feeling helpless. And her and Micheal's whole talk just made me love Micheal even more. Like you never know what small kindness could do to people.

Chef Terry even though was not a regular character but she still has such a presence in the show. Even i felt sad that shes closing her restraunt.

Last but not the least, what the hell is going on with syd and luca like i am one of those person who didn't like sydcarmy that much but like i am shipping sydluca. like he is just so charming and nice.

What was in that review?? Like i want to know. I really wish this review gets carm off his high horse that he knows better and finally kicks some sense into him

[battingmyeyelashes]

I dont think people understand the depths ive gone to in hunting for all the boba fett lore that came out before the prequels, like, people who dislike whatever happened to him during/after the prequels basically have CRUMBS. We are scrounging up all the little bits from the few EU books and comics that came out before the 2000's and you have to dig into the interwebs to find any good lore pages abt him that dont talk about fricken JANGO or CLONES or whatever and actually talk about his real origin it is so sad hahahah. WHHY lucas WHYY did you have to murder him AHHHH he couldve been SO COOL WHYYY. Anyway, if anyone sees this and relates 2 it pls be my friend cuz no one understands me on this </3 -_- the hustle is real

[uglyduckling339]

KY'S LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE NONSENSE LIVEBLOG: Episode 4

(HUGE spoilers ahead !! don't complain if u read ahead w/out being ready)

tutorial chapter 1 chapter 2 chapter 3

chat this episode was so fucking ass holy ever loving god.

I'VE BEEN TRYNA BE NICE AND OPTIMISTIC BC I DO LIKE THE GAME BUT UM.. HUH??

starting off strong they changed the wolf squad sweater to the chloe price cosplay.. no hate tho bc max kinda served cunt w the look ngl

"you really white-privileged your way into all the cool powers" LMAO okay self-awareness😭 lowkey real tho bc i love daniel (and alex seems cool) but out of the 3, Max has the best powers

YIPPIE MAX CRYING !!

i loved the talk about LiS 1 and how it impacted max, although i wish it was a little deeper (im never satisifed w max's emo-ness lmao)

ykw i said im never satisifed but i deadass have a whole paragraph tweaking out abt the convo LMAOO

bro i thought ts was a multiverse doppleganger story at rhe beginning of the game tbh

highkey disapointed bc i was hella invested in the doppleganger thing :( ily safi tho

why is safi giving chloe ep 2 core rn.. girl max has BEEN THROUGH IT, why dont u listen to the girl who C L E A R L Y knows what she's talking abt

safi: would u shoot me 🥺🥺🥺🥺

me (lying so far out my ass its unreal): no !!

chat max is SO FUCKING FINE. even with this ugly ass cosplay i need her so bad its insane

idk how restraining orders work but cant Safi not go near Lucas w his temp one?? how is this even gonna work

oh brother this mission is so ass

welp this def reminds me of a Life Is Strange game !! (lame ass mission that sadly furthers the plot)

OH MY GOD IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD PARTY FROM LiS

ts is corny asf, lazy asf, and boring asf.

okay i think Maya was supposed to be giving Rachel Amber but she had such a weird storyline and it is lowkey jus confusing me

so Lucas murdered Maya the same way Jeffershit does to Kate ? damn yeah ok fine thats actually sad

Nooooo the pretenous off brand jefferson isn't a good guy!?!? nooo :(

(i have literally zero drafts abt this mission; the gingerbread house thing was sad but the main story was boring and too short for any detailed commentary)

Safi this is NOT shapeshifting wtf

girl what did lucas say to u damn😭

real talk why isn't max being affected like the others? is safi delibrately not hurting her? thats kinda gay

BRO WHERE DID THE TORNADO COME FROM

"people's headaches are getting worse" MAMA A STORM BEHIND YOU ❤️

dude this is literally so not right. this is not how the storm worked in LiS 1.

oh god what the hell

this is lame as FUCK dude holy hell

THATS IT??? THAT WAS SO SHORT???

okay um. i have opinions for sure:

this chapter def felt rushed. it honestly feels like they ran out of storylines and said "ykw? they REALLY liked life is strange 1, lets just do that again !!"

hopefully episode 5 makes it better bc i do like this game, but jesus this episode was not as good as it could've been.

[theoldgvard]

songs that make me think of nicolò di genova in no particular order

wasteland, baby! by hozier - the little instrumental at the start is what i think nicky would sound like if he were music

nature boy by nat king cole - courtesy of @wizfurb

la fine by måneskin - nicky would love måneskin. he totally has it in him to be a punk eyeliner-wearing rockstar the world just isnt ready for that. the day they won was probably the most patriotic joe has ever seen him and man committed war crimes. this måneskin song in particular bc i reckon he could murder it at karaoke (if he drank a little first)

sedated by hozier - a lot of hozier ik, this one i believe to encapsulate his relationship with joe and their immortality very well

non sono una signora - slightly cheating bc this is in two of luca’s other movies however paolo in il padre d’italia is nicky coded okay

coffee & tv by blur - idk i can just imagine him driving and having this on, a little awkward but sweet like him

mary on a cross by ghost - do i gotta explain i dont reckon i do

keep driving by harry styles - all my faves deserve a harry’s house song and this is his, the soft beat and slight emotional quality that is embedded within the calmness and how the bridge gets more intense but smoothes out again, idk i just feel like it matches the effect his presence would have, just a safe solid ‘i’ve got you’

swan upon leda by hozier - specifically the line ‘one more sweet boy to be butchered by men’ because im very fond of the idea of nicky representing the all too common tragedy of harmful ideals being learned/forced upon particularly young boys, and while the song focuses more on the way this results in the misogyny that surrounds us and nicky’s particular story is more concerned with race and religion, i think overall he is a beautiful representation of the tragedy of men, and the way he becomes who he is through the miraculous second chance he is given to exemplify how much better people and men could be if they worked to change okay im done he just means a lot to me okay

[amyyscorner]

Live reaction: Goosebumps (2023)

Spoilers below the cut

ok emo i hope he dies WAIT IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE RL STINE?? ding dong bitch DONT WALK OUTSIDE JESUS HAVE U NOT SEEN A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE??? mans gon die the doorbell ghost really be trolling LMAO THE CHANDELIER candles. ofc he has candles. sth gon burn HIS NAME IS HAROLD? LMAOOOOO i knew there was gonna be a fire. mans burned i love being right ooooooh pretty introoooo me likey NOT UNHOLY BY SAM SMITH PLEASE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SHOW FOR LIKE 12+ NAUR Ayo AYO IS THAT HER???? OMG I LOVE THAT HER NOT THE BIKING ACCIDENT LMAOOOOO i love lucas already PLEASE NOT MORE UNHOLY I AM GIGGLING oooh its the same school as the guy who died harold isaiah is the jock lucas is the nerd/idiot margot is the girl thats not like the others NOT HER READING AT THE EVENT PLS HARRY STYLES WONT PICK U BESTIE PLS THE POOR GUY LEAVE HIM ALONE D: isabella seems like the girl who is actually chill and just wants to do her thing AYO SAM BE CUTE im in love with james i need james in my life james is me oh so jocks gf is an insta popular girl "im literally super nice" "so why am i being trolled?" maybe bc u called it being trolled jock who doesn't get good grades? i hope they get less...two dimensional like give the jock an actual problem maybe he has adhd or a learning disability so he focused on physical activity now who tf is glasses nathan bratt BEN HOLY SHIT U ARE FATHER PARENT ok so nathan is the lil nerdy weird adult the parents were grieving their kid wtf dude??? nathan has killer vibes hes gon die or at least get hurt HE GOT HURT LMAOOOOO yeah nah he deserved that ben tho? king. love him NOT THE BLOOD KEY LMAOOOOOO OH IS BEN JOCKS DAD? oh baby :( now he is too scared to tell them he won't be playing in the game bc there is no way he will be able to get that A THEYRE TALKING IN THAT IDIGAH LANGUAGE margot is not for me but she seems like a good friend to him ayo you know but hamilton seems like helpful dont help him cheat just help him study yeah nah thats so dumb yall deseve to fail trust me i can say it bc i used to cheat in this one class HOW OBVIOUS CAN U BE JESUS CHRIST okay so margot likes isaiah but he is dating allison so far im not as invested as i could be tbh not the murder hourse being the new place jesus this is so stupid all of you deserve to die all of you so fucking dumb like i get the rush of it. i've been in an abandoned psych clinic before a few years before it burnt down but this? idk besties, you should know this is dumb thor he is obviously thor he has a blonde wig and a hammer actual stupid people dont go to the basement please YES IT IS HAUNTED YES IT MAKES FOR A GOOD PARTY UNTIL EVERYONE DIES BESTIES so far i hate the main characters dont go down there dont go to the basement dont walk TO THE DOOR THAT MAGICALLY OPENED TO THE BASEMENT WHERE A DUDE DIED "i bet the fuse box is down there" - okay video game main character oh okay so allison knows she likes him and is insanely jealous girl why are you such a bitch to her?? she just didn't know to be late to parties wtf fuck them yes walk down the creepy stairs i hope u get hurt for being such an asshole cause wtf stop exploring and just find the fuse box ur not a video game there r no secrets to find good attempt at the jumpscare. unfortunately not random enough oh no the ghost door to the ghost basement closed how unexpected i'm so surprised wow this was so surprising omg hes fine he will walk up and scare you guys SEE i knew it SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

okay we finished the first half of the ep 2nd half reaction coming soon

[faustquillpen]

Writing down both of these to try to think About which sounds better

Faust: Hey, Lucas... I was wondering...

Lucas: Mph?

F: Do you ever want to find the people who killed you?

L: Eh, why would I?

F: You're always hunting down bad people for justice's sake... But what about yourself? Don't you want to find who did this to you?

L: .... Hmph. In lotsa stories I've heard, whenever there's a vengeful ghost or some sort of spooky weirdo, when they complete the whatever stupid thing that kept them tied down to the mortal realm, they disappear. I don't exactly know what I am. But if I'm a ghost...

... I don't wanna disappear.

F: ... But what if they do it again?

L: .... I've never really thought about that being possible before... But... I have to think of myself. *Touches his neck scar* this is a reminder... that I come first. To never let anyone in, not anymore.

F: *genuinely upset* you really mean that?

L: *not quite realizing the implications of what he's saying* No one, ever again.

-OR-

Faust: Have you ever... Thought about hunting down the people who murdered you, Lucas?

Lucas: Mmm... Sometimes. I'm sure some of the cult members are still around. Maybe even worshipping still. Just don't know where.

F: Oh...

*A few beats of silence*

F: ... It just makes me nervous to think about.

L: ?

F: in those old movies and ghost stories, whenever there's a spirit that needs to do something important... they disappear after... to wherever we go.

L: ... Hm... Guess we'd just have to see.

F: ... i dont want anyone i care about to disappear...

L: ...

F: ...

L: ... we'll just have to see.

[welkin-surreal-academy]

LORE TIME

(it's still being tweaked, it's demo-ish thing.)

Basically, there was this ancient rock. And people said “DON’T FUCKING OPEN ANCIENT ROCKS!” Because there was an ancient scroll written by an old wise man that read as followed “DONT FUCKING OPEN ANCIENT ROCKS!”

They proceeded to open the ancient rocks because they’re dumb idiots only to find out that there was this stardust in it. 

The stardust spread quicker than the speed of light. Coveting the shapes of the living, the stardust took the humans by surprise. Although they did not know of this. No one thought anything was wrong, no one had any signs of anything negative. 

Until there was a young girl, born 12 years after the Stardust Mass, who had shown signs of animalistic ears growing on her head. Scientists wanted to experiment on her, but her mother didn’t allow that.

Against the mother’s will, they took her child away from her. She was powerless, having lost her husband half-way through her pregnancy.

The woman, Gemma Stone, decided she wanted to taste the blood of the motherfuckers that took her beloved daughter. Blood thirsty and axe in hand, she stormed over to the super secret lab in Amsterdam. Because of course they're in Amsterdam. Pretentious hipsters. 

Arriving there, the scientists had told her that her daughter, who Gemma was about to save, had just died due to the experiments. She demanded she’d see the dead body of her beautiful girl one last time. The scientists, who are Dutch, kept saying “klote mongool” and “wat een zeikwijf”, but because she couldn’t understand their language she assumed they were just discussing something.

As she walked toward the poor child, her daughters body fucking desintegrated into star dust, floating around her mom as if she was encouraging the murderous tendencies to come out.

She went batshit crazy and slaughtered the five scientists in the room with her, before passing out. she then started the school for people like her daughter, getting the surreal by paying the parents and faking the kid's deaths so they can live in the school undisturbed.

me and luca made this in Dutch class because we were bored, we made this together about half-half story wise. we're gonna post the other significant stuff later, like the dorm system and surreal development system :3

-mod FISH