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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
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i will never make a fandom sideblog you will get everything on one blog and you will like it. you will learn to love all my interests even if you followed for just one. my blog #myblog
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If you're reading this you need to tell me the name of your favorite black character NOW‼️
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They’re not canon! There’s nothing remotely romantic about their relationship!
That’s cool. You go live in your sadness world. I, however, couldn’t care less about what you think, and will be in my world of schmoopy, campy, fluffy, gay fandom funtimes.
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Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them
#my dads best friend is rhe bass & founder of some rock band#he actually just went to cali to tour with them (hoe left me behind)
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For anybody who needs to hear it: You do not need to ask people permission to reblog their posts.
If somebody doesn't want a post reblogged, all they have to do is turn off reblogs under post settings.
You are supposed to reblog stuff here. That's how this site works. This whole idea that you should ask permission to reblog is completely antithetical to Tumblr's function style.
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i just destroyed every road that leads to rome
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if u don’t like my posts send me $1000 and i’ll delete whatever one u want
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RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck
i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”
and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”
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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck
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the story arc is a mess. the pacing is tragic. but somehow the vibes are immaculate. explain that. explain how i’ve done that.
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