#dont give me ingredients

[ded-inside-anonymous]

I don't think I'd survive in another country. Their food would be too good. Which in all respects sounds like a stupid problem, how would good food lead to my demise? Simple. Good food is scary. I'm a picky eater with low standards. I'll only eat food I'm familiar with if it looks "right," but it could be like, the most dog shit version of that food. People be like, "college food tastes bad." And I'm like "oh my gosh it's the soup I get every Thursday at dinner! It's so good!" I'd go to another county, see the seasonings that make the food *actually* taste good and be like, "nope, nope, nope. It looks wrong I can't eat it or I'll throw up." And the sad thing is, it's probably the best tasting thing I've ever been in the presence of before, but it just *looks* sketchy. I don't know why but I'm *pretty* sure that food wants to throw hands with me. I dunno what I did but I think it's angry.

[achillesunly]

Listen i know what they built I know what they created for nandermo, and the fact that we didn't get a kiss in the main timeline can be overlooked by the Bond of nandermo and all the fucking clues about romantic involvement or at least attraction and in that I love the writing it feels natural it feels dumb like they are

But I cannot help but think the writers sort of shat all over the finale season when they could have made a queer masterpiece and now I feel like it's a way less worse klance situation all over again

It stings it hurts and the writers are fucking cowards, like what was that all for in the end what was it worth blablabla so funny haha YOU COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING MAGICAL YOU FUCKING CUNT UNTIL THE END YOU COULDVE

It's 2024 please don't be fucking bitches

Sincerely yours, a nandermo truther until the next life,

I Am Devastated,

Good night

[your-mommy-ems]

today is just one of those days where i wanna scream and cry because everything just seems to be piling up.

[tangledinink]

I relate to the

“I have things to do, better take my medication”

“but I need to eat”

“Okay no medicine”

“but things to do-“

loop SO MUCH

I typically just eat right before I take medicine- that doesn’t solve having to cook but you can always just make ramen or get microwaveable meals

I dunno why I sent this- it probably won’t help much- uhh-

yeah no i feel that. = 3 = I try to do that but;;; idk! i feel! bad about only eating dumb microwave meals and stuff. like. i worry about it not being very healthy or financially wise and shit like that, y'know? and then i'll like. be awake in the dead of night trying to fall asleep and be like.

omg.... you know what would be so good...? soup.... i would love to make soup i haven't made soup in forever it's FALL WEATHER i should make SOUP ugh it would be so fantastic i should do that i'll make soup...

but then the morning comes and it's like... ah... well... the desire for soup still somewhat persists, but....

[ethan-acfan]

So as the designated baker in the family, I'm working overtime every fall/Christmas. And my dad knows this, SO TELL ME WHY EVERY FALL I END UP MISSING SOME IMPORTANT INGREDIENT THAT I NEEEED

Atp we js need to just move into Walmart because I'm so tired of having to get creative with my substitute because SOMEONE FORGOT TO BUY ME FUCKING POWDERED SUGAR

[ghwosty]

when will these horrors (tummy upset) cease

[quenthel]

like there is a lot to say abt fandom that is negative (crowd mentality, lack of nuance, bullying, stark belief in societal norms so it becomes a very traditional space etc) but i think the main reson its not for me is bc a lot of ppl just use "canon" as something to be disregarded. which is like (morally) completely fine i just do not get it bc like... the story whats its in like... the actual written text the things happening is surely the thing to like abt any actual... uh... story? right? so to disregard it all to just idk play around in it to me is just not appealing at all. like at that point i would just move on and write my own original story heavily inspired by the original thing...

[stagehunt]

i'm still kind of figuring out a cohesive timeline for aven in my head and the hardest part is that ??? while i place him somewhere around 26, i really couldn't see him being any younger and this does mean that he either endured what he did before killing his master for a long time, or he became involved with the ipc at a really young age.

leaning more so towards the latter, and i haven't really settled on a specific age for when all of that takes place, but he's been there for many years now either way. and while topaz' character stories mention her being one of the youngest people to be given a title and become one of the stonehearts, i'd say that aven probably has been the youngest so far. i think people tend to overlook that fact that he was thrown straight into the deep end, with jade giving him the aventurine stone more or less straight away. that he ??? actually would have been so clueless about so many things for such a long time without any solid support, coming from a planet where the aeons weren't even recognised, where survival had to take priority over basic education, he encountered so many things that he simply had to piece together and teach himself, things that are kind of assumed common knowledge by everybody around him.

he powered through so much just by winging it and taking the time to look shit up for himself. and aven is so smart. he's a quick learner who catches on to trickier concepts very quickly, he's just been deprived of the opportunities to actually come to terms with some of the necessary basics in the first place and he has to do it by himself. it's just a side of him that nobody ever really got to see.

and while he does sometimes play into the role of the nonsensical dumb blond where it actually serves a purpose (i.e. in portraying himself as someone incompetent who underestimated sunday in 2.1), to make the assumption that he's an idiot? to treat him like one? intentionally undermining his intelligence is the worst way you could insult him.

[lem-argentum]

i reallyreally like the exarch i want to give him a bunch of little gifts. <33

[bidokja]

Read villianint cause of your posting about it, on the fucking floor now with the. Themes and parallels. Thank you I'm going to think about it for weeks now. The piano and violin scene makes me feel insane.

WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE (<- says this in the same way as a fisherman reeling in a big catch AND in the way medical staff in an ER drama yells as another victim from a pile-up rolls in the doors)

I TOLDDD YALL U WERENT READYYY there is NO surviving the piano and violin scene. 100 percent sure fire kill rate.

ye zimu's classmates thinking his recent brighter personality must be cause of a girlfriend when it's cause of ling chen. ling chen stealing the show for his aunt and smiling the whole time. the piano/violin duet being both a parallel to ye zimu's parents AND a foil/contrast to their past/alternate selves (showing us how their back-n-forth/push-n-pull has permanently changed from something they do Against each other to something they do With each other). the music notes overlapping. the flowers blooming. the butterfliesss. OTL

the way that ye zimu and ling chen are like DIRECTLY paralleled to ye zimu's parents who were super genuinely In Love. like, literally we learn his parents' backstory and how they fell in love and played violin and piano together IN THE MIDST OF SETTING UP FOR THE PERFORMANCE. COME ONNN. THE HEAVY HANDEDNESS HERE IS INSANE.

(like, fuck his dad all my homies hate his dad i hope he rots. but there is like Zero denying how sweetly deeply in love his parent were. that single "understood" from him Broke me in whole new ways. masterfully done writing to have you genuinely sympathize with him while still letting you Hate him and not justifying his actions. cause like. extra layer of meaning: what is that if not just how a traumatized kid would view their complicated relationship with their shitty parent).

[todayisafridaynight]

and if i think of jo being really good at extremely niche things for masato's sake who's going to stop me

[saturnsuv]

doesnt a pastry have to be made with pastry dough like isnt that why its called a pastry

[notsomircoplastic]

Every time i get an advertisement i kinda just giggle to myself and go, i cant afford to eat a proper meal today so why would i spend my last 3 dollars on your candy instead of the cheapest food i can find

I get half off at the pizza place i work at and even then the cheapest item is 6 dollars so like... yeah no.

[gogtropica]

I lied im not going to sleep i am wide awake and thinking about george

[nexus-nebulae]

i used to like. Never drink milk i think it was my most hated beverage for a while there. and then recently i found out im lactose intolerant and at the same time was noticing i have a tendency to "not like" foods that i didn't realise were making me sick (hating tomatoes or Specifically american soda or most american breakfast foods or specific artificial sweeteners = fructose intolerance! who woulda thought) like i guess i just subconsciously avoided all the stuff my body couldn't digest well (which was great i barely had to change my diet to avoid all my allergens and intolerances) but like. recently i decided to try lactose free milk like just regular milk with the lactose Deleted and. now suddenly i keep craving milk. im actively choosing to drink milk. i think i like milk now. what the hell

[luna0713hunter]

"RYO!WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

Your scream could be heard all around the street,but that wasn't anything unusual.

With Sukuna Ryomen as your husband,things tend to get a bit-

"what?"

Out of control.

When you throw your bag and keys on the floor and rush toward him,you have the urge to kick him in the balls because-

"why are dangling our son in the air like he's a cat?!who holds their kid like that?!"

Your son, barely 3,gives you a toothy grin and your frown softens slightly. But it comes back full force as Sukuna gives you a bored look.

"he was being annoying. He asked me to carry him,and i did."

"not like that!i swear to Gods,Ryo- one day I'm going to kill you."

Your husband rolls his eyes and places your son in your embrace instead. He waves a dismissing hand in the air as he walks toward the couch and turns on the tv.

"whatever. He's all yours now."

You huff angrily and gently set your son on the ground and make your way toward the kitchen. He wobbles after you and watches you with big,red-ish eyes he got from his father,as you put on your apron and gather ingredients to start dinner. You smile down gently at him and pat his head.

"why dont you go and watch tv with dad? I'll call you when dinner's ready,alright?"

Your son grins again,and walks out of the kitchen.

Dinner got ready fairly fast. As you wipe your hand with the kitchen towel,you watch to where your son and husband are supposed to be.

"hey guys, dinner's read-"

And you have to bite down,hard,on your lower lip to stop yourself from screaming.

Sukuna is fast asleep;with one arm under his head and a slight frown decorating his feature. But his other arm,is tightly wrapped around your son who's snoring quietly on top of his chest. They both look peaceful,and as your son nuzzles further in his father's chest,Sukuna's hand unconsciously caresses the small boys hair,you immediately pull out your phone and take at least ten photos.

You giggle to yourself as you walk to kitchen;dinner can wait a few more minutes.