#they had every fucking ingredients

[achillesunly]

Listen i know what they built I know what they created for nandermo, and the fact that we didn't get a kiss in the main timeline can be overlooked by the Bond of nandermo and all the fucking clues about romantic involvement or at least attraction and in that I love the writing it feels natural it feels dumb like they are

But I cannot help but think the writers sort of shat all over the finale season when they could have made a queer masterpiece and now I feel like it's a way less worse klance situation all over again

It stings it hurts and the writers are fucking cowards, like what was that all for in the end what was it worth blablabla so funny haha YOU COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING MAGICAL YOU FUCKING CUNT UNTIL THE END YOU COULDVE

It's 2024 please don't be fucking bitches

Sincerely yours, a nandermo truther until the next life,

I Am Devastated,

Good night

[pandaspwnz]

Whoever decided it was a good idea to bake a pie on a fucking wednesday afternoon is a goddamn clown and should be dropkicked into the sun

[cerbreus]

baking never feels more like science to me than when i'm trying to cobble together an intricate multi step recipe together from several different recipes and tutorials online because the recipe I'm imagining doesn't exist....

[blujayonthewing]

I love when twee little indulgences are also legitimately pragmatic

this basket in the fridge holds way more eggs than a carton AND they're incredibly easily accessible! also gathering a bunch of ingredients in a big basket is a lot easier and less annoying than making multiple trips between the fridge and the counter, and keeps everything neatly in one place! they're Good Systems!

but also. heehoo little baskets :3

[sleevebuscemii]

how is it that getting groceries to bake a cake and one single meal this weekend has set me back $80 fucking dollars

[desperatecheesecubes]

Every time I see a post making fun of people being afraid to get into comics I think about how when I was first getting into comics I thought it would be fun to read Infinite Crisis because it was a HUGE event and it would give me an idea of what a whole slew of runs and characters were like. I made a post about some panel pretty early into the event (I think it was a build up comic that wasn't even officially part of the Road To Infinite Crisis so EARLY early) and some blog I didn't know made fun of me for not knowing the greater context of the panel I was commenting on. And while I was naively typing up a quick little 'ah sorry I'm new to comics and didn't know that. Thanks for the context!' they had gone through my blog and started doing the same for a bunch of other comics I'd read, and then mocked me for reading IC when I clearly new so little about comics.

Now, obviously, that behavior is ridiculous, and I just blocked them, but it did stick with me. It was one of my earliest interactions with comic fandom and I never forgot it. Most of the people I've intereacted with have been lovely. Even when I have gotten comic cannon wrong corrections are normally very kind. But not all of them are, and the ones who aren't are so vocal about it.

So i actually don't think it's the comics themselves that make getting into comics an unappealing prospect.

[milo-is-rambling]

I made a drink where it’s impossible to taste the alcohol fuck yes

[theprestigegirly]

i have never heard anything more upper middle class than “ingredients household” like sorry my mum didn’t have time to lovingly stock the kitchen with “ingredients” and i ate a twix for lunch

[jellybeans223]

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[louisarmpits]

I went to make chia pudding and i got everything ready and mixed everything. Went to look for chia seeds. Don’t have any. Kill me.

[homunculus-argument]

If I had more money than I'd ever spend in a lifetime, I'd spend my life operating a pizzeria at a loss. Something with the slogan of "it ain't italian but you're hungry" - and a statement of how this is not authentic italian pizza because the owner's estranged aunt's italian ex-husband would not serve pizza in his italian restaurant because as far as he was concerned, a pizza is the "just throw that shit together" dish that you make out of leftovers, and he would not serve that to paying customers even if they wanted it. True story btw.

But I'd just like to run a place where the staff is allowed to tell rude customers to fuck off. And if they're scared to do that, they can summon me downstairs to do it myself (this fantasy involves having my own apartment upstairs of the restaurant), because you don't fucking disrespect my staff like that. Develop a reputation as a place where You'd Better Act Yourself or you get nothing, which elevates the quality of the food in peoples' minds because it's human to assume that more work=more worth, and if a pizza place can afford to simply throw rude customers out, that clearly must mean that the food is just that good that going back is worth it anyway.

Hiring enough people to get the work done in a leisurely pace and occasionally have the time to chat with each other or customers. You just do the job I gave you in the time I gave you, don't steal anything and don't watch porn off your phone anywhere where the customers can see you, you're good. Don't care if you quit school at 16 if you can still mop floor. Don't care if you've been to prison because you killed some guy, as long as you're not doing that here. Don't care if you deal drugs on your free time as long as you don't bring your business to your day job. This place is exclusively for pizza business.

Have an item on the menu called "random pizza" - and if you order that one, they'll just throw in a mix of whatever ingredients we've got too much of, like if the bell peppers gotta be used before they go bad, every single random pizza is going to have them until they're either gone or need to get tossed. If you've got dietary restrictions or allergies, you gotta specify that while ordering, because other than that, random pizza is just whatever ingredients we need to get rid of. Surplus ingredients du jour.

Building a reputation as a place that's somehow simultaneously sketchy as hell but also remarkably high quality, getting five star restaurant customer service from a waiter with blue hair and stick-n-poke tattoos, there's a homeless guy at the back of the kitchen eating an order that nobody picked up, every surface is spotless and no matter how important of a suit-and-tie you are, if you won't behave yourself the owner will personally physically fight you.

[tnettnba]

i want taco bell so bad im shaking

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

“Gluten free ramen!” Checks the ingredients where Wheat is literally the second ingredient listed

“I don’t think that word means what you think it means”

[nexus-nebulae]

i used to like. Never drink milk i think it was my most hated beverage for a while there. and then recently i found out im lactose intolerant and at the same time was noticing i have a tendency to "not like" foods that i didn't realise were making me sick (hating tomatoes or Specifically american soda or most american breakfast foods or specific artificial sweeteners = fructose intolerance! who woulda thought) like i guess i just subconsciously avoided all the stuff my body couldn't digest well (which was great i barely had to change my diet to avoid all my allergens and intolerances) but like. recently i decided to try lactose free milk like just regular milk with the lactose Deleted and. now suddenly i keep craving milk. im actively choosing to drink milk. i think i like milk now. what the hell

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

I’m not going to say I regret being upset that there was almost no snow for the first half of winter, and I did expect it to get cold as balls by February, but I am upset I couldn’t walk to the grocery store and I’m out of a bunch of things

[iguanastevens]

I feel like the whole celiac thing should cause more problems finding food than a mild-moderate celery + cilantro/coriander allergy AND YET