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reformed-misfit · 1 month ago

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PSA: Brine your turkey. Preferably tonight, but tomorrow morning will work. Your guests will appreciate it.

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pandaspwnz · 3 months ago

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Whoever decided it was a good idea to bake a pie on a fucking wednesday afternoon is a goddamn clown and should be dropkicked into the sun

#🤡#it's me #god it was SO much more complicated than i thought!#i baked pie just a few weeks ago and there was no problem so i figured today would be the same but nooOoO #i can't function in a dirty kitchen so I had to do the dishes first and let my ingredients thaw as most are stuff i buy or gather on sale #and then use when i have energy or want to #but yeah i did the dishes for like an hour and a half yesterday so in my brain baking a pie would just be as easy as me going to the kitchen #and getting started! meanwhile i forgot mom cooked dinner yesterday and somehow that woman uses every goddamn pot and pan in the house when #she cooks #so i had to clean that up plus glasses and utensils and stuff we used since yesterday afternoon #anyway then i started on the actual fucking pie and i semi followed a recipe this time and it called for one and a half TEAspoons of #cinnamon but last time i baked a pie i was just going off my own brain and i used half a TABLESPOON so like. same fucking thing basically #but my brain read the recipe and was like oh that's kind of a lot. double checked yep that says tablespoons okay i mean sally hasnt led me #astray before in it goes THEN MY BRAIN READS IT RIGHT and I'm like fuck #that said 1.5 teaspoons not 1.5 tablespoons #and i had dumped it in on top of other unmixed spices so i couldnt just scoop it out #anyway i think i managed to save it maybe? drained a lot of liquid and reduced it instead and i tasted an apple and it was good though i #havent tried the reduction yet and i only added a little to the pie #AND THEN FOR SOME REASON I DECIDED TO DO A LATTICE CRUST. EVEN THOUGH I'VE ONLY EVER DONE IT ONCE BEFORE #and did i look at a guide? nope. it took forever #anyway girlie is finally in the oven and if it turns out bad I'm throwing out my oven #my post #baking #this took so much more energy than i was expecting it to #it better be fucking good!

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drowningin-fantasies · 1 year ago

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she cooks!

i haven't uploaded any food posts in sooo long. i found this on tiktok.

this is trinidadian pumpkin talkari, and it's delicious. i used kabocha squash for this, so the sweetness of the squash contasts well with the red pepper flakes. the full amount of red pepper flakes is just a bit too much spice for me, but i top it off with a bit of tahini, and that cuts through the heat nicely. I added a bit too much cilantro to this, so I'd lessen the amount the next time I make this.

I loved this. It's soo good. I have this with naan.

#textpost #food photography #fall food #food #pumpkin #fall #cozy fall #cozycore #she cooks #she bakes

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frenchublog · 19 days ago

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#silco #silco arcane #jinx #jinx arcane #my art #please dont repost #my jinx bell design is back !#ngl i kinda cooked with that idea #this time it's more HD #i also bought the arcane artbook and i love jinx's notes #she's so unserious #in today's episode fren will draw more jinx & silco #because it seems to be my life since 2021

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

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technoregression · 6 months ago

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*generously seasoning food*

Slipping through my fingers; all the thyme

#she cooks

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ruporas · 9 months ago

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dragon meat, you, and me

#marcille donato #falin touden #farcille #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #tw blood #tw body horror #tw gore #as a normal farcille fan this revival has been on my mind since i first read it and getting to watch it is like yippee!!#like messy revivals are everything - the consequences that will haunt u for the rest of the time they are alive #the initial hopeful moments where it all seemed well but quickly descend to That not being the case - losing not only the bit of evidence #evidence that your dream may work out but also someone you deeply care about in the process… marcille my Beloved #ofc wholly thruout the journey - at the forefront of it - getting falin back was the most crucial point but so wuickly :(( it was lost #on the other end its crazy to think about the compoments of falin now - human - dragon (dungeon) - marcille’s magic and desperation #the food the crew cooked (digested) - she is made of many parts!!#also i did not realize how medical it feels to draw smth like this. i dont usually explore the inner parts or use a lot of blood #in my work so rendering everything and looking up refs it felt quite magical (?)#ruporas art

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inkskinned · 2 years ago

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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.