#thats just pepper?

[ded-inside-anonymous]

I don't think I'd survive in another country. Their food would be too good. Which in all respects sounds like a stupid problem, how would good food lead to my demise? Simple. Good food is scary. I'm a picky eater with low standards. I'll only eat food I'm familiar with if it looks "right," but it could be like, the most dog shit version of that food. People be like, "college food tastes bad." And I'm like "oh my gosh it's the soup I get every Thursday at dinner! It's so good!" I'd go to another county, see the seasonings that make the food *actually* taste good and be like, "nope, nope, nope. It looks wrong I can't eat it or I'll throw up." And the sad thing is, it's probably the best tasting thing I've ever been in the presence of before, but it just *looks* sketchy. I don't know why but I'm *pretty* sure that food wants to throw hands with me. I dunno what I did but I think it's angry.

[spaceistheplaceart]

when the trailer for HL2VRAI first came out ppl were hoping for Mira to play alyx and while i dont really care who plays her, ive always wanted to animate something for the idea :)

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A black and white sketchy animatic.

Gordon looks down apologetically.

Gordon: "I-I dunno. I'll like, do something to make that up to y'all. Like, in real life-"

He looks up and smiles nervously.

Alyx shoves him. She has a bandana across her forehead, fingerless gloves, a short vest, and a ripped sleeveless hoodie. She grins deviously at him and pokes his chest.

Alyx: "Give me that flashlight! Drop it! Right now!"

She tries to yank the front panel off the HEV suit, shown through her vibrating rapidly as he fingers are curled under the plating. Benrey comes in from the left and puts a hand on Gordon's shoulder, staring at him. Benrey does not have a helmet and his shadow/hair covers half his head. He is wearing a jumpsuit and has a sparse mustache.

Benrey: "Yeah, give me everything you have.

Gordon bursts out laughing, causing Alyx and Benrey to fall back. Alyx grips the ladder next to them for balance. The camera zooms out to show they are in an alleyway with posters on the walls, the ladder, and a dumpster. Bubby is sitting on the dumpster.

Gordon puts his gun arm over his face like a facepalm and hands Benrey his crowbar.

Gordon: "Yes, sir!"

Gordon gives Alyx a pistol, which is shown through him 'holding' it out with his gun arm and a menu above them that shows his arsenal. He gives her the pistol, then a grenade.

Gordon: "Yes, sir!"

The grenade drops and explodes, resulting in an ear ringing sound effect. Bubby has his hands over his face and exclaims in pain. Coomer pokes his head out of the dumpster.

Gordon puts his head against the wall, bracing himself against it as Alyx laughs. Benrey is rubbing his eyes. There is an explosion mark between Alyx and Gordon, where the grenade dropped.

Cut to a little later. Alyx shoves Gordon to the ground.

Alyx: "Jump him! You got any change in your pockets?"

She looms over him then leans down, grinning and tauntingly cocking her head.

Alyx: "CHUMP? BITCH?"

An image of Pepe the Frog on the floor of a McDonalds, all his food spilled out pathetically with his eyes tearing up is shown- but edited so that it's wearing glasses and the HEV suit to resemble Gordon.

Gordon: "No-"

The Pepe image is gone, replaced with a drawing of Gordon on the ground, looking up as Alyx and Benrey's shadows come into view. His mouth is wobbly and he's got big wet pathetic eyes.

Alyx kicks Gordon while he lays down, Benrey smacks him with the crowbar. Laughing and hitting sound effects are heard.

The screen goes black for a second.

Alyx points forward, yelling with her hand on her hip.

Alyx: "HEY, GOON!"

It's shown that Alyx is speaking to Gordon, who has his arms dangling in front of him and looking up at Alyx wimpily. They are in a junkyard. Alyx jabs her thumb to the right.

Alyx: "Go find me some scrap!"

Gordon sulks off.

Gordon: "Yes, ma'am."

Alyx crosses her arms with a smug smile as Coomer laughs in the background.

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[poorlydrawninstarsandtime]

"WHY ARE YOU REFERRING TO YOUR FEET AS 'DOGS', ISABEAU. STOP IT."

[id in alt]

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]

"Why do I have so many notes"

"Oh"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Your posts about wen ning are making me very sad. He just wants a hug 😔 can we wrap him up in a weighted blanket instead of chains? Much more comforting and still deadly when thrown at others!

He has been blanketed and given a mug of hot coco.

[pupkinpumpkin]

Rook and Lucanis are kissing a bunch when they finally get together, we just don't see it bc Lucanis gets nervous when on camera

[carlestin]

5ft11 vs 6ft1

[stilesfuck1ngstilinski]

Liiiiisten I know not everyone likes the nickname but when Wade calls Peter, Baby boy I eat that shit up EVERY. TIME.

[lake-cosay]

new headcanon that one of their favorite ways of spending time together is trying need and weird foods

jesse loves food, he loves weird stuff, lake presumably loves doing dumb shit for fun, and they get to experience all the foods they never had on the train

they get each other weird foreign snacks, lake introduces him to midwestern food, jesse gets lake to try apache recipes

[hballegro]

ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH DEAR FRIENDS, ONCE MORE

prequel

i still have to do BJ's neck [jaw is finished, neck is not. Hawk's neck is tho], and finish the mustache, plus some fine touching to make everything Perfect [bjs forehead, hawk's lips, etc] but. other than that i am DONE with these old heads. fabric is so much easier than faces so im not even stressin abt it. my wrist. it aches.

im FREE no more HAIR except BLURRY STUFF SO NOT LOTS OF DEFINITION

bonus; the end of the journey

[cowsuponcows]

Hello, They Might Be Giants and Inanimate Insanity fans! May I present:

ii characters as tmbg songs!

Under a read-more because this is LONGGGG I cover almost every character

Lightbulb - Wearing A Raincoat

Pepper - She Thinks She's Edith Head about Salt and Museum Of Idiots

Salt - Your Racist Friend but it's about her. She's the friend's racist friend. And Bills, Bills, Bills

Mephone4 - I Am Alone and Kiss Me Son Of God and Cage And Aquarium

Paintbrush - You're On Fire

Baseball - I Should Be Allowed To Think

Balloon - Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head and Lazy

Nickel - Dead

Pickle - How Can I Sing Like A Girl? if you're not a coward. I Lost Thursday if you are

OJ - Let's Get This Over With

Paper - Ana Ng

Evil Paper - Operators Are Standing By, with 'go home' referring to fronting again and the lines about 'their portrayal on tv' being paper fronting instead of E.P.

Apple - Mr Hughes Says

Marshmallow - Bee Of The Bird Of The Moth

Bow - Super Cool

Mephone4s - She's Actual Size

Knife - An Insult To The Fact Checkers (warning for flashing in the video)

Bomb - Empty Bottle Collector it's a funky instrumental and I think it fits him

Synopsis For Latecomers is literally just people skipping season 1

Suitcase - Where Your Eyes Don't Go and Careful What You Pack and Snail Shell and Shape Shifter and Trouble Awful Devil Evil

Fan - Erase

Taco - Haunted Floating Eye for s1 because it's nonsense. Fits her facade. Canada Haunts Me mostly because of the beautiful sound to it and Taco being (metaphorically) haunted by her past. Also I Am A Ring to Pickle and This Microphone

Steve Cobs - Kiss Me Son Of God alternative version and Hate The Villinelle and Yeah, The Deranged Millionare

MePad - Mrs Bluebeard

Toilet - Now Is Strange

Mephone3gs - Push Back The Hands

Box - Am I Awake? and I Left My Body

Prime Shimmers - I'll Be Haunting You

Test Tube - Hall Of Heads or the entirety of Here Comes Science as a copout
Cherries - Violin

Microphone - All Time What

Tissues - I Like Fun

Cheesy - Boss Of Me

Yin - My Evil Twin

Yang - The Shadow Government

Trophy - Prevenge

Soap - Memo To Human Resources

Dough - The Biggest One

Bot - I Palindrome I and Re-PETE offender

Cabby - I Can't Remember The Dream

Goo - Aaa

Blueberry - I Broke My Own Rule

Tea Kettle - Feel Good Sublet

Clover - Experimental Film

Silver Spoon - Lucky Ball And Chain and ECNALUBMA

The Floor - Brain Problem Situation

Life Ring - Mrs Train about Tea Kettle

Candle - Say Something Nice About Detroit

Spoiled Lemon - The Mesopotanians

Walkie Talkie - Piece Of Dirt

Springy - Marty Beller Mask

Payjay - Pet Name

Thank you for reading this!! "Wow some of these are deep cuts!" Yep! I am autistic. I'd appreciate a reblog this took like a week

[jazzzzzzhands]

Ohh i could not stop thinking about the one commercial with the Wally plush!! Where he says "Groovy", "Far out", and such!! And if you look up "70's background" There is just soooo much aesthetic suiting of Wally!! So i really really wanted to dress him up in some Groovy clothes!! The fish shoes were his original shoes, but i made them an alt cause they are hard to draw! pfffft! Wally can Dance! He can teach You how to Dance!

Alternate blue glasses, i could not decide on the color of his John Lennon's, so he can have many pairs! Oh and he definitely has a wide wardrobe!!

[ii-confusing-confessions]

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[dvasva]

some of yall need to be banned from writing rookanis fanfic until yall learn how bilingual people actually speak.

[tillman]

Uhmmmmm ok. Good night. Frowns.

[peppermint-whiskers]

I offer a Fuck on this fine day

I had nothing else, forgive me Fuck gods-