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Typical Lester family breakfast
#this is rheir dynamic. to mre#i love faroe sm 😢 i wish her only lines weren't just [child drowning]#u can't tell me john wouldn't be a dumbass like this#mr. john “i dont eat the pizza” doe#the “i lick the toppings and mash them into a ball” fragment of the king#meanwhile post-canon arthur for me is Born an Eldrirch Ass Kicker; Forced to Disappointed Malewife#all bc faroe and john would get along too well#malevolent podcast#john doe malevolent#malevolent john#malevolent arthur#malevolent fanart#malevolent john doe#arthur lester malevolent#malevolent arthur lester#animation#malevolent#malevolent faroe lester#faroe malevolent
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vanha kauppahalli date but the dessert edition aka the more enjoyable edition if not because sasha has a sweet tooth so we can like these foods freely
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sasha in the midst of eating merengue and almost choking to death because he thinks any comment out of maffhews mouth is funny maffhew sweetheart we have to think about the effect we have on the people around us for a single second here
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#[insert my cake vs tart vs pie translations into eng rant here yes my eye twitched lets move on.]#im sorry has maffhew never had merengue in his life girl you live in soflo with so many hispanic bakeries#wdym you dont know how to eat merengue yeah if you use that much force its gonna cave in on itself 😭😭😭😭#(man who grew up in america) “never afraid of that [powdered sugar]”#man with texture issues likes the spongy cake and not the one thats texture hell because its airy and dry#and if youre not used to it feels weird. shocker!#as someone w texture issues if its a really bad day i cant even eat it either despite how much i like it yeah i get its a chalky texture#but girl we do have to take you on like a pastry soflo tour im so serious#runebergin torttu reigning superior yeah#kills me the way maffhew just repeats everything wrong and im like oh his ears are POPPED popped after that flight huh#my guy hows your auditorial processing just asking#“keep the flag” sasha hes sentimental don't encourage his trinket collection#“runebergin torttu” “roodoboo stars?” its like talking to my grandmother at this point its beautiful#the 1619 date is intricate huh boys
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I have compeltely lost it🥳
#not even watermarking these i dont want to be associated with them#WHY do i always have to pull a rarepair out my ass#shokohime is a beloved classic that actually makes sense why must i rebuke it#(i dont rebuke it i just like them better for no reason)#idk i was watching a yuki edit with the 'all she eat is dick *loud correct ding*' audio#and suddenly my gut said that is NOT right#and i was like wdym gut?#and shokos face flashed through my mind with the force of one thousand suns#so yeah. i fucked myself over#not even gonna pretend other people ship this cause its crazy#like yuki and choso are CUTE i dont MIND them which is crazy for a straight ship#but something inside me screams WOMAN KISSER at yuki#i choose to listen to the voices#anyways their ship name is cute either way its either yoko or shuki#watch that mean dickpussy in japanese id laugh#but yeah ignore me#shoko ieiri#yuki tsukumo#shuki#cw suggestive#suggestive#wlw#(idk why im pretending thats a tag)#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#chiquilines draws
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The idea of Dale not feeding himself for possibly days on end is terrifying when you consider that might result in him not feeding the actual newborn baby he's in charge of for similar amounts of time.
Dale is absolutely not in charge of feeding Dev. Devs primary caretakers have been au-pairs.
Dales eating disorder is just about the only trauma he's made sure Not to pass on. Even if he denies it he is aware that his eating habits are fucked, he just cant bring himself to do anything about it. If there's one thing Dale always makes sure of its that Dev at least has access to food.
#Dales problem is that he finds the act of eating straight up revolting. He hates it. everything he tastes reminds him of the basement#He lives off of like the worlds blandest granola bars. If he didnt have the Au-pairs force feeding him snacks he would be dead I think#The thing about Dale to me is that he genuinely wants to make sure Dev has a better childhood than he did#Unfortunately 'not trapped in a lemon basement for 7 years' is an extremely low bar#The other problem is that Dale is straight up not good at empathy.#He knows that hes a bad father.that he cant love his son properly. So his solution to that is being as uninvolved with Devs life as possibl#He genuinely thinks its best for dev to be raised by robots#He was separated from his own dad for so long. And then his dad was so distant that-#-I genuinely dont think he realizes how important a parent love is supposed to be for a kid
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My beautifull princess with a disorder <3
#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#fanart#artist on tumblr#digital art#shes sooooooooooo skrunkly#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#ive speedrun reading this manga ngl#ive even started eating foods i dont like because of senshi💀#everytime someone cooks something i dont like like im like fuuuuuuuuuk senshi WOULD be disappointed in me#and if that bastard cat (izutsumi) (lovingly) can start eating pies with veggies i can eat pepper and sausages#i wont like it! but by god ill do it#sol art#also the dungeon master outfit slays#it was very fun reading dungeon meshi while my friend was playing fear and hunger#perfect balance. unstoppable force vc unmovable object#this was in clip studio btw it was supposed to be a sketch but uuuuhhhhhhhhh my hand slipped
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horror is so BLESSED he's the only one out of the murder time trio that has actual good people trying to influence his story 💔💔 dust and killer were both driven to INSANITY because of the choices of their respective humans but horror??? every time without FAIL the polls for horrortale's plotline have always ended in a good place for aliza (either by bettering her relationships/reputation or for her to just. not DIE)
horrortale's potential alternate timelines my beLOVEd🙏🙏 they're SO lucky that we're being kind and benevolent hehe (≧ω≦) now where are the aus based off the possible different outcomes that could've happened in horrortale HUH???? (like how aliza couldve killed toriel or chosen horror's puzzle or gone with undyne to the core........)
#something something all three of them have their fates determined by an outside force#ermmmm but horror doesn't- yeah he does. what aliza does decides EVERYTHING for horror and horrortale#just because its not direct like dust or killer doesn't mean theyre all subject to the same community x3#PARALLELS MTT PARALLELS FOR THE 500TH TIME THEY HAVE SOOOO MANY PARALLELS OHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDD#mtt going to visit horrortale would just be dust eying aliza (out of paranoia. he knows shes a good kid)#and then killer knowing in his head that the poor kid aliza that horror weirdly seems to like doesn't have control over her actions#she doesn't know horror doesn't know nobody knows except killer. is that a bit sad?#theyre all living in the dark unaware of the reality of their world. i mean thats how its meant to be after all thats what the players want#but....... it would be tempting to tell horror...... hehehehehe- and then he's interrupted by horror and dust#(theyre trying to get killer to eat papyrus's spaghetti in their place. he's the only one that can stomach it even though there's no human)#mtt i love thee SOOOOO much. theyre back in horrortale for the holidays ✨✨ coming back to visit the family ✨✨ WHAT horror's visiting.......#not dust or killer of course. this isnt their world noooope thats not papyrus. but that doesn't stop dust from having everyone like him#its just like the good old days :333 except now there's three sanses and triple the insanity :333 almost like nothing's changed!!!!!#oh killer??? yeah he's there. probably won't try taking up the sansish type of role horror and dust do but he'll find a way to get used 2 i#after all the point of this is whatever he wants it to be now ;33333 were these tags all just a reference to my mtt fic. yes. yes they were#LMAOOOO i forgot that aliza didn't fall into horrortale yet in my fic. still a fun thing to imagine tho!!!#i think it would be fun having aliza be the first of humans for horrortale to deal with that they won't instantly kill#itll be hard but really rewarding for all of them........ especially horror i believe!!! man he didnt even go through therapy but#just being away from horrortale and out doing new and FUN and NOT MURDEROUS things has done wonders for him :3#i need to get to writing smh..... winter break is the day after tomorrow (TECHNICALLY AT 2:32 PM SINCE THSYS WHEN SCHOOL ENDS SO HAHAHA)#so ill probably work on it more over break since i'll have nothing to do hehe.......#today was an amazing day for me ✨ TWO mtt angst death related hcs..... some work on my latest chapter i've yet to post..... SWAPINVERSE FAN#ARE YOU KIDDING ME MORR SWAPINVERSE ART THIS IS SOOOO AMAZING THABK YOU UNTITLED29876011111 I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY YOU DO THIS!!!!!#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au
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I think the most baffling thing about the Tulpar as a vessel to me is the fact that the ship really did only have a one way communication system.
I know it was cheap but even the most basic of vessels regarding major transport would have some way, shape or form for outside communication. Not only that but there was absolutely no form of innate emergency signal to show they may have been offline or in trouble despite clearly having a system to dock credits if they went off course. It's another factor that really shows that bad situations are made to get worse by design. One person who is required to relay all information to the crew and make all the choices without feedback. No way to update or call for help in case of a dire situation. No way to inform of inner personal conflicts and acquire procedures accordingly.
It really is like they are all in some sort of fucked up solitary confinement. They have their own world with strict roles that are meaningless in the end, as long as the cargo makes it, it doesn't matter what happens on that ship to the company. They don't want to hear anything and will come to conclusions on what happened based on how much pay they can withhold from the workers. Even what they do send is short, sterile and corporate to the extent it was likely written and sent out with a command by some random unmanned computer in an office.
There's something to be said about how unfair it is to force absolute power and control onto one person when you as an entity could do so much more to offload it but I've said it many times before so I won't again.
#its just like idk i dont think Curly was a bad captain because we only have this scenerio and I certainly dont think a man like Swansea#would like him or have very little issues with him specifically if he was incompentent or too lienent in the past but I do think the stress#was making him worse and worse as being a present leader as it dawned on him how much he actually had to handle like I really think he#just wanted to do yknow normal captain pilot stuff and fly the ship and yknow the little stuff like make sure things run right and over tim#the constant stress and strain of having to make every major choice started to grate on him and freak him out cause they cant even fucking#eat unless he pulls out the scanner and starts cooking like he has to choose the meal likely or have a vote and i make that part of the#reason he seems so indecisive and inactive is the fact he has to make the choice all the time and he's hoping he can at least make the crew#feel a little more in control of themselves as people by staying out of affairs like the game or disputes because god he literally has to#choose for them all the time like thats a lot of responsibility monitering their sleep their breaks food consumption thats all on him like#it really should be another persons job entirely as thats almost like absoulte contrl over the lives of everyone else that PE forces onto#that title and its also crazy how everyone accepts it even if they dont like it like they broke the food machine open rather than get the#scanner they all waited two months before Jimmy appointed himself leader its so scary how conditioned they all are to the environemnt#cause that sort of mindset is sadly real where people just wait everyone just waited until it was getting real dire and then they still#followed Jimmy without too many complaints like i saw a fic or post where Anya acknowledges they all kinda just let Jimmy do what they want#because he became the captain and it was stupid on all their parts cause they could clearly see how bad he was and yet he was captain so#they just fell in line to their roles and thats a bigger point towards how PE treated them and the complacency capitalism brings to you#just like something that irks me because idk I know Curly is slow to act but he's not as like unopinionated as people make him out to be#like he does try to find solutions but they are still restricted at the end of the day by what PE provides them and I think his biggest c#crime is being in his own head too much and not giving Anya that emotional stability cause like idk man was he supposed to go to Home Depot#himself and install like padlocks? even if the let Anya sleep in medical after she pointed it out she was already pregnant at that point#like we arent seeing the inherent issue that no one not even Anya herself was thinking of the preventative measures because a)there was a#point nothing was happening that necessitated them b) it would've been the responsibility of PE to address them pre and post incident and c#there is only one person on the entire ship given the authority to do anything. You can not make multiple important choices in one instance#in such little time and Curly should not have had that total power like i think the most interesting thing in takes that really blame Curly#is that level of control they give him over the company. Like again i think about the three days we miss between the eval/party and the#convo/crash like i think people switch them around as if those scenes happen in succession when they are broken up and its heavily implied#Curly and Jimmy just havent been talking vs the depiction that she told him and for like three days Curly was just chummy despite the fact#Jimmy and him just had a blow out fight like the next time we assume they talk is during the crash sequence cause he honestly hangs#around Anya more which i think is really important because she trust Curly to defend her himself but not his judgement to give her somethin#to defend herself as she knows he believes her but also knows she's not seeing the danger the same and its heartbreaking and more
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two "ultimate" level douchebags
#shadfinite#infinadow#< they make me reaaaallt mad whys infinite so freak boy can we kill him#shadow the hedgehog#infinite the jackal#sth#sth fanart#sonic the hedgehog#scraparts#infinite is only so big because all of these fucking guys are so tiny. so fucking tiny. bro doesnt even show his face half the time im goin#to give him 1 solid W in being over 3'3.#lord knows he fucking needs one#besides that i feel like jackal being taller than hedgehog makes sense#i dunno part of it is just me doing lineart before realizinf. im just making excuses but it looks better anyway Amen Ok back to your#regularly scheduled sonknux or something. ok thats a lie i only have one posf of them but my wips man#i kind of want to draw knuxouge next but dont expect anythinf because the second i have a specific thing in mind before i start drawing i#will not draw for the next six weeks#should probably do the sth fandom thing and draw that new sonic frontiers sonic but im not doinf that lest i lose my mind. amen brother#anyways whats up chat im eating a sandwich and considering hopping on splatty. replayed sonic 3 earlier did some team sonic racing#touched sonic forces which meant infinite was on my mind#seriously what is wrong eith these two#anyways anyways SHUT UP STOP TYPING SO GODDAMN MUCH ok#i havent played animal crossing new leaf in a week. oopsies#and thats the long ass rant in my tags done my bad
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I know you went into this briefly before. But truly. HOW INSANE adding a child into the Isabelamance arranged marriage Hawke.
Is the child expected to inherit? Does it remove potential matches Hawke could have had, potentially making the fiance lower on the social ladder than Hawke?? The implications?? Does Isabela even LIKE the kid??? What if the kid gets seasick. What then. How does no attachments no complications Isabela allow herself to fall in love with THE most attached man in Thedas.
AND THE KID WOULD BE OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE AGENCY AND OPINIONS AND AND SHIT IN ACT 3 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAJHHH
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making this woman the not-stepmother to a kid growing up in a hightown estate just to feel something
#this banter is kind of bad and also makes me feel like a worm is eating through my heart#anyway. puts isabela in the device and shakes her rlly hard#its just so interesting to me like it doubles down on what makes hawkebela interesting#NEWSFLASH you cant cut yourself off and escape consequences!!! because people love you!!! what now girl!!!#without forcing isabela to be anything she isnt which she also fears#they dont need isabela to be wife and mother they just want her.#which is also something hawke needs to learn right. because hes trying to follow the arranged marriage be the good son and good father#and ignoring what and who actually makes him happy. like an idiot.#so theyre both making themselves miserable as if that is going to make the hawkeling feel any better. a story of stupidity#this is turning into a tag essay. you get it anon. is my point
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dandelion: geralt — a moment ago, i spoke with a dryad in the common speech, she spoke without an accent, she told me . . .
geralt: you dreamed it, dandelion. this is brokilon. many things can be dreamed here.
dandelion: really?
geralt: of course. many strange and illusory things can be dreamed. for instance, i dreamed we had sex last night.
dandelion:
dandelion: that actually happened, though
geralt:
geralt: oh yeah. so it did
#go read time of contempt ch 5 if you didnt understand this#geralt x dandelion#gerlion#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#jaskier#time of contempt#mutuals dont watch me summon the dark forces with my tags alright#sorry this is so stupid but i thought of it and now everyone will just have to deal#woe. BOOK FANON be upon ye#return to book fanon where every gerlion shipper knows they had some kind of emotional reunion in august#the witcher books#book: time of contempt#because i wish to eat a third donut#s: i want to be by your side
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Tiny tiny sketch of this handsome handsome man 🥰
#the first time i feel happy with how he looks simplified#maybe im on the right track#still completely lost to these puppy eyes#i think i simply need to train to draw just with my imagination#and than analyse what i dont like and how to change it 🤔#im also not used to draw that small 😅#but it forced me to focus on shapes and wonder how i can portray his features without too many details#now i just want to create a key chain or something with his face to carry around with me 😂#because look at that pretty face#i want to stare at it sitting in the train or while eating out of house or while taking a walk#dear santa my only wish is a sebastian sallow please#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow
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Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.
My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.
But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.
#Me and Willow are going to have the funniest relationship about those apples#Like wtf girl you haven't had good apples. No i wont force them on you but you're so wrong#It cant even be a texture thing if youre NOT weird about pears#What the hell kind of apples are you eating that are always a little bitter#Fennelposting#My partner has an inverse autism to mine#Which at one point we called dog and cat autism#Because im mr THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES#PREPARE FOR 30 MINUTES OF PICKLE RELATED INFODUMPING IN PENANCE#And theyre like If i accidentally make eye contact with a single person in the room i will run away to a monastary and breed pea plants#Which ngl i think would be the funniest way to write Whitewillow#Fire: white is the best choice for deputy! He's so wise and organized and knows exactly how to talk to people#White looks up from his detailed gamefaq guide on How To Win At Talking To Real People which he wrote himself#'I Would Be Honored Thank You.'#Hes organized because if anything is even slightly different he hears The Sirens go off in his brain lmao#Small says 'firestar is still cursed bc he was appointed after moonhigh. I dont respect his deputy either.'#Willow: 'you will join starclan in 7 days but ill make sure ur not late'
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#@ comment directed to me in a tag. i have not talked abt them anywhere publicly but if u were deep enough in the paint in 2020ish theyre#like not super surprising. i think i wanna get back around to the trolls in my reread (so itll b a while) before i say anthing solid#just so i can go in w intent to pay closer attention again but like#overall have a low opinion on most the troll boys insofar as i see that the narrative seems to also not care for them. they seem to exist#to serve narrative purposes & end up discarded when no longer relevant. ie they dont end up very interesting and thus i view#many fans with suspicion when they have 'boys disease' ie having an outsized focus on the boys of the story despite hs being by the end#an extremely female dominated text with a lot to say about masculinity as an opressive force#tavros and gamzee are the biggest bugbears here (only really beaten out in eyebrow raising by cronus and the male dancestors)#on account of fans of them often downplaying gamzee's misogyny that is core to his role as a charismatic cult leader (or worse#sending trans women death threats when they made the factual assesment that gamzee was written to be a weird misogynist calling it#character assassination etc. man 2020 was wild.) tavros mostly just ends up being an accessory to this crime tbh. though his genuinely#complicated relationship w vriska oft being flattened to villify vriska + an inability to actually read what tavros Says...#like. if you get rid of tavros' quirk. stammering and all. and read his lines. he's kind of fucking rude? and yeah its alternia they all ar#but i have my hesitancies wrt how people seem to infantilise him (a disabled character) to the point of ignoring his dialogue and flaws#when one of tavros' core conceits (u can argue if this is . like. something hussie should have stayed out of. like its not their lane) is#that shitty ppl online will be assholes but will be allowed to get away with it due to unrelated disability. which like. it was 2010 ig#but this is hit upon again with mituna being distinctly a 4 channer with real brain damage and speech issues & all his friends letting him#get away with shit he still clearly has the cognitive capacity to know is wrong. its very messily handled but. i dont rlly like tavros ig.#will b amazed if tumblr doesnt eat these tags i went on wayy too long. but im not putting this in plaintext for obvi reasons#lucabytereads
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“I am envy...
I cannot read, and therefore wish all books were burnt...”
#yeah im thinking about faustus and sp#yeah im thinking about how he is forced to watch#a weaker#less broken#less cynical#version of himself#live a life he has never been able to experience#yeah im thinking about i am lean watching others eat#dont at me#ughghghdgjhgjh orv makes me SOOOO normal. and well adjusted#orv#omniscient reader#omniscient reader's viewpoint#secretive plotter#yjh#yoo joonghyuk#orv spoilers#bard draws
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There's such a tragedy in being undead it fucks me up. I think the only media that really touches on the aspect of the undead I wish to see more of is Frankenstein. That bitter loneliness and wanting to belong. The creature's plight of wanting to be human but never being able to achieve it. That aspect of looking and feeling *almost* human. But not quite. Knowing you once were, but not remembering what it felt like.
And then taking that idea and applying it to zombies. That need to feast on flesh. To feel alive and whole again. To be forever starved and wanting. Unable to die but unable to live. Stuck in a tormented purgatory. Endlessly devouring helpless souls, condemning them to the same fate as your own. Damned for eternity for sins you don't remember committing
#sorry i just cant stop thinking about it#the only other media i feel touches on the tragedy of zombies is paranorman#i lobe santa clarita diet and jennifers body#but those dont touch on the sadness and horror of being forced to eat flesh#to kill people#its just#aughhh#maybe i should do something with this concept idk#it drives me crazy#monnie rambles
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gritting my teeth as i add onion and carrots to my curry…it’s what ume would want
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he would want me to eat vegetables OTL
#im crying and for once its not the onion#ok well the onion doesnt help but i really dont wanna eat veggies#IM PUTTING A FRIED EGG ON TOP WHEN IM DONE AS A TREAT#mari says#me and sakura holding hands and crying at the table because we’re being forced to eat healthy (currys not even that healthy)
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