#dont call me baby

[tswizzly-1989]

"DONT call me kid! DONT call me baby! look at this IDIOTIC FOOL that youve made me!" i love illicit affairs

[cloudywoodland]

@carelessflower Do you think Magnus ever called Alec 'Kid' or 'Baby' ?

[darby-rowe]

i have a super sexy yet angsty and sad idea for a coryo x f!reader fic based off of illicit affairs by taylor swift and OOOOOOO cant wait to go home and write

[cleradinscloset]

another question about this godforsaken mess of a fic because why would i make my own decisions when i can get strangers on the internet to do it for me

[hazellevessque]

The Illict Affairs bridge is sooooo Aiden coded it hurts

[intheclearyetgood12]

I can actually hear this photo 🥹

I was called *kid* and I was called *baby* many times and I learned a secret language that still makes me smile sometimes, but no one understands the tear in my eye.

This just came out of nowhere while typing this 🤷🏻‍♀️

[pomegranate-jr3]

Illicit affairs is so Annie Edison it’s insane.

[musictyme]

Luke Combs- Dive

[kashidaminded]

𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚖𝚎

[janesociety]

illicit affairs is so good

[midnightslikets]

they show their truth one single time and they lie and they lie and they lie a million little times

[the-raindeer-king]

Simon Riley who hates his dad more and more every day after you have a child together. Especially if it's a little boy. Because Simon can see himself (and Tommy) in your son, and will never be able to understand how anyone can abuse their children.

Simon Riley who would move heaven and earth for your son, if it'd make the little boy happy. He absolutely hates seeing your son cry, and going to the store is a losing battle for Simon's bank account.

Just Simon Riley who promised himself, and more importantly you and your son, that he'd never be like his own father. That he'd be better, kinder, loving. He's the kind of father he needed growing up, and he's the perfect father for your kids.

[a-beauty-lives-in-every-soul]

taylor swift is a lyrical genius but when i hear illicit affairs live im actually gonna cry

[lucabyte]

heres your highly requested fluff you fucking animals

[intheclearyetgood12]

"And you know damn well, for you I would ruin myself....a million little times"

This song is ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[findafight]

Steve shows up to work one day with a baby bjorn complete with sleeping baby on his chest and Robin is like Steve....what the fuck?

And Steve says "I would've called you last night but she'd only stop crying when I held her and my parents were fighting, obviously, and I had to figure out how to make her bottle then I fell asleep with her on top of me and I think my dad legitimately forgot about us even though this is his fault, and there's no one to take care of her so I had to bring her. Sorry."

That is a lot and answers very few of Robin's questions.

"who...is she?"

Steve brightens and smiles down at the baby who's tiny baby fist is scrunched up in his work vest. "Oh! My half sister. Her mom works for one of my dad's business partners and brought her to my parents while they were away last week so they came home, mostly to dump her off on a nanny they forgot to hire--hence my baby holder here--and fight. Turns out dad cheating is easier to ignore when there isn't actual proof of it."

"oh. Woah."

"yeah. Anyways, ready to rewind some tapes?"

So they start work Steve logging returns into the computer and cupping the baby whose name I don't know yet's head. Then the little baby wakes up, making little baby noises, and Robin is not one for babies really, but Steve coos and picks her hand off his chest and waves it at Robin.

"see, that's your auntie Robin! Say hiii auntie Robin!"

The baby chews her tongue at Robin and blows a spit bubble.

And how is Robin supposed to not be charmed by that?

"awww," she says, letting the baby grab her finger, "yeah, I'm your auntie Robin. Your big brother's gonna take care of you so good huh? You'll know your way around retail in no time."

Steve giggles.

It is then that The Gremlins decide to show up and Cause Noise. Baby sister starts to cry and Steve takes her to the back to get her to calm down and change her, comes out (ignores the party's questions. Giving them Ultimate Mom Pose with Bonus Effect of Baby) hands her to Robin who is a little nervous but she will not let her new niece (?) Down, and goes back to find and heat up a bottle.

Eddie, who drove the gremlins and was looking for something in his van comes in, sees Robin holding the baby and is like huh? What's this?

And then Steve comes out with a bottle and a baby blanket over his shoulder, reaches for the baby from Robin and tries to get her to latch on the bottle with quiet words and gentle hands and Eddie is not okay he's not fine he's having a melt down because Steve with the kids is one thing but Steve with a Baby is something very different and he should not be expected to keep it together seeing this

Part 2.

Part 3