#dont burn me at the stake

[isupposethisisagoodusername]

Bad DND character idea that's been on my mind for a while:

(I've never played DND in my life because I haven't had the chance to)

So, this guy's a tiefling, alignment chaotic evil because that's my personal alignment and the character came to me in a dream in which I was him.

This little shit is a direct descendant of one of the big demons that do important shit (my personal favourite would be Beelzebub because I just like the guy)

Starting the campaign, either the party captures him or some bullshit and he ends up stuck with them

He goes looking for tieflings in every town, he has a list, with towns and a bunch of surnames written on it. Which, more often than not, ends up being either a family that has or had a tiefling in it or a family that died out.

He tells every tiefling he fucking sees, "so, family reunion, you've been invited, presence is mandatory. Here's how to make a portal (hands them an instruction page) and this is a map. While you're down there, look for your ancestor"

The party DOESN'T know this

Bonus points if the campaign is to fend off a demon army that's being built by the biggest demons in hell and save the world

They think they've found one good tiefling that's stuck with them and uses his powers given by a big ass demon to help them fight demons

Also the tiefling is a warlock and his godly patron is his ancestor because yes I'll make sense later

And he's stuck with the party because as much as they're crazy and or annoying, they pay his traveling expenses and are strangely nice despite the horns on his head, grey skin and demonic whatnots

He has constant nightmares and through the campaign the party finds out that these nightmares are his patron and that he's threatening the tiefling to do something?

So they go like, obviously our ball of sunshine is in danger because of us sick fucks that made him betray his kin

They talk to him only to find out he's being threatened since far before he met them and that he didn't know they were going to fight this demon army (which he has been helping build but they still pay his travel expenses so he's gonna keep up the cinnamon roll facade)

And he didn't really know wtf they were doing

But the party investigates traces of portals to hell being made just as they arrived in towns, so they assume these demons are running away from them

More time passes and the party finds out that tiefling guy has a little brother and that his patron kidnapped said little brother to make him do his chores

This is right by the end of the campaign where they have enough equipment to try to pull bullshit and fight a whole army and they find out he's known how to make portals to hell all along and that he has a motherfucking map

Then his cinnamon roll facade goes to hell

He tells them that he's grown fond of them but truly his only duty is to save his little brother which is the entire world to him so he's been doing beezelbubs chores at gathering all the offspring because beezelbub was appointed that chore since he was the one who fucked more and so, logically, had more offspring (probably turns out to not be the case)

And the party goes "what? Gathering offspring? You've been helping build the demon army this whole time?"

Since our Guy is backed into a corner he explains

"no it's actually family reunion, an accountant was seeing weird debts on their servers and decided to check all the contracts. There was a policy installed long long ago that if a demon wanted to fuck something other than demon they'd have to either assume and raise the kid or pay child support and since it's so much child support they're trying to assume the kids and I was tasked with finding them. Here's my list (pulls out the fucking list with cities and names)."

And the party collectively face palms

And they go to hell to tell beezelbub to shove it up his fucking ass because how dare he kidnap Guy's younger brother to make him do his chores just because he can't talk to his kids

And then the other demosn go like "you??? Kidnapped??? A??? Child??? To??? Force??? Another??? Child??? To??? Do??? Your??? Work??? ????"

And then beezelbub has to pay child support, therapy and to pay the party back all their traveling expenses

Bonus points if Guy started dating one of the party members and beezelbub does not approve

Also I cannot imagine the amount of sucking off your DM that would be necessary to make them agree to this

And since one+ members of the party are dating a family member, they're invited to the family reunion and they're all a package deal so everyone ends up going

Also nobody dies I refuse

This is a campaign with one eldritch blast and a lot of bullshit and idk

Guy goes to college after the bullshit, because he had just finished high school when his little brother got kidnapped

Also yes, I know that no DND campaign goes according to plan, I dreamed this okay? I might write this properly idk, 2025 is another year so idk, disclaimer I just fucking woke up go to hell have a good year

[kiirer]

I'll be your nightmare mirror

[chamom1le-t3a]

sorry tumblr!! i actl forgot yall existed,, i apologise 😞 anyway happy love day!!

[ieatlittlebabysicecream]

Im soo cooked im drawing Murout fanart

Anyways chat do we fw this?

[qin-qin16]

Random Horror Sans headcanons

Horror, if he ever left the Underground, would wear a cap to hide the hole in his skull. It’s something simple and described, nothing that would draw attention (unlike his open wound);

Saejun (Farm Sans) was the one who taught him a few words in korean;

He suffers from dyslexia, and although it interferes with his daily life, Horror is somewhat reluctant to deal with it - in fact, he developed this condition shortly before quitting his position as a scientist, precisely because it was hindering his research;

On the surface, he enjoys spending his time fishing or roaming around his own house;

Horror likes making small wooden statues, the kind that fit in the palm of his hand. He usually makes figures of other monsters or animals he’s seen on the surface;

He would stalk anyone who posed a threat to him and Papyrus;

He likely suffers from osteoporosis due to his poor and almost nonexistent diet;

uhhhh who are my horror's fans mutuals? Uhhh @vanglaggle @what-have-i-unleashed and @triglycercule ?? You too @howlsofbloodhounds want to see your thought

[rueclfer]

sorryireallyneedtogetitoffmychest but i dont like the "oi" and "tch" in bakugou fics sorry again

[ilovewrinklyoldmeninbands]

Lars is readers brother

my writing isnt gonna be good, im new too this. criticism is appreciated:3

you were in a garage of the shared house. you always had a crush on dave, but you KNEW you couldnt date him, he was your brothers bandmate?? but it didnt really stop you, it kinda encouraged you even more. you were watching them play, lars kept nagging you too watch him, but you kinda just watched dave, the way his veiny ass hands played so well, the way him and james laughed.

they finished playing after like two hours, you kept staring at dave, and he didnt exactly notice. james and lars were talking and lars noticed you staring at dave, las came up too you.

"whatre you lookin at? whyre you lookin at him?" he questioned

"leave me alone lars, im not starin." you muttered, looking away frok

"hes not the guy you want, hes kinda a dick? he poured beer on ron man, made him leave."

"okay lars? im a adult leave me alone"

"still my younger sister??" he said harshly

you just start ignoring lars, james told him too lay off and he just did. your knees were too your chest, just watching everyone, dave say next too you on the worn couch and offered you a beer, you took the cold beverage out of his hand, you struggled too open it and he did if for you, making him chuckle

"thank you, dave" you said quietly,

"your welcome, you dont talk too me enough, how come? your always here."

"im not sure, we should definitely talk more."

"why not talk now?"

you looked at him, that cocky smirk, you just nodded. this was the start of a conversation that lasted HOURS, not even noticing its been that long. the time just went by so quickly. you talked about everything and anything, he definitely had some interesting opinions, you could feel yourself falling for him more and more. his attention fully on you, yours fully on him, he told funny stories from when he was a teenager, and you did the same.

everyone else was asleep, it was just you and dave talking. he was so interesting. after a few hours you both got tired. he walked too his room, sahing goodnight. not wanting too leave you but he had too. you just layed your head on your arms, stomach down on the couch and fell asleep. your clothes were jeans and a hoodie so you were pretty comfortable already.

it was the morning, you woke up with a horrible back pain, why do you always sleep on your stomach??, you just got jp and sucked it up. you walked into,the kitchen, everyone was still asleep- or just in there rooms. you got bagels and made yourself some. you didnt bother with a plate and grabbed a bottled water, your socks didnt do much against the cold hardwood ground, you walked out too the porch and just ate your food, watching the sun rise highsr and higher. kinda zoned out. you finished eating and kept staring. dave walked out with a smile, he didnt expect you,roo be awake

"good morning" his voice was still raspy from sleep,

"good morning, dave" you said with a slight smile, he sat next too you and looked at the sun with you, his orange hair being shined on, it honestly looked like he was made too be in the sun. you could feel yourself staring then quickly looked away, looking at the sunrise again.

"pretty isnt it?" you mumbled,

"yeah, like you." he gave a silly grin

"oh stoppp" you said teasingly, you couldnt deny the blush creeping up your neck.

as the day progressed you noticed how distant everyone seemed too dave, their faces a little annoyed? but you just ignored it, you talked too him whenever you could, so he didnt feel upset. james still grinned and dave but it was off- you didnt pay much too it though.

the guys stayed up almost all night drinking, you didnt wanna be around it so you just went too your room, you heard a little fighting but didnt care that much. they were probably being drunk and dumb, but you couldnt help but feel worried for dave, what were they doing down there?? you eventually fell asleep, this time not on your stomach.

in the morning you walked downstairs, you noticed james and dave were gone, you asked lars and he just shrugged, you asked cliff, who seemed upset. then you heard his responce, you,couldve swore your heart stopped.

"what do you mean they kicked him out??"

" man youve seen how he acted sometimes- he'll be fine? hes a grown man."

"you guys are dicks."

you walked back too your room, your shaky hands calling his phone, no answer, you tried again, no answer. you felt tears in your eyes. the next week you refused too talk too anyone, dave was the only one that really got you, did he miss you? did he care? you felt so bad for,him, he treated the band like brothersk and they just, kicked him out?

it was around 9pmm you decided you wanted too,get takeour. you were walking downtown and just looking at people, hoping youd see him but you knew you wouldnt. you didnt know where he was, was he okay? you knew he would be stubborn and not talk too anyone for awhile, you were lost in your thoughts and accidentally brushed shoulders with someone aggressively, not really on purpose.

"excuse you?" the voice sounded familiarm you stopped and turned around and saw his orange hair.

"dave?" he was looking away, but when you said,that he locked eyes with you,

"oh.. hi.." he said sheepishly, waiting for your response,

"hi.. dude im sorry about what happened.." he looked so sad.

"yeah man.. its fine though, i just- they were brothers too me man. they just left me like that." he said quietly,

you didnt know what too say, you felt really bad. you guys began talking alot, it was like it never changed, just talking. he offered too pay half on a apartment if you pay half. you nodded, you desperately wanted too move out of the other house.

its been months since dave got kicked out, he started his own band. you two started dating, you barely talked too,anyone from the band, rney were all pissed at you, for just leaving for the 'asshole', but you were happier. dave was in your arms, you two habe only been dating like 3 months, he was listening too your heartbeat.

"you,know i love you,right?" he let the words stay in the quiet air before you responded

"i love you too dave. ive been loving you" you said softly, running your fingers threw his orange hair.

"good. cus id be pretty mad if you only just started lovin me" he chuckled, making you,chuckle. you knew he wws the one you wanted the rest of your,life, no matter what happensk youll be there.

I need too be beat up,and laughed at ahaha i😔💔 ty wierd genetic fuckup for helping md btw ily pooks

[edgeribz]

ive been meaning to redesign Alastor for ages now anyways yuhhh tried to follow historical fashion to the best of my ability while still making it look like Alastor

[dykesevika]

manifesting canon lesbian Sevika in s2 because I really dgaf about Vi or Cait

[cybrozee]

hello stardew valley fandom…. heres fanart… dont kill me… plz

im so inconsistent with my art style like it changes everytime i post 😿😿😿

original pic :3

edit: forgot to add my watermark thing lolll

[hushedcries]

i love clownzy i wish gays were real :(

[ticklepinions]

Y'all please don't cancel me for saying this...

But unpopular opinion long nails are a sensory nightmare for me

[cystir]

best friends who make out and hold hands and get heart eyes when the other is around pilled

[enjoythesilentworld]

Confess

“I know they say it is wrong, Father. But I cannot help myself, I cannot stop. I picture myself kneeling before him at the dais, tempting him to stray. Tempting him to break his lifelong vow, to take me, instead, a holiness and reverence of an entirely different kind."

Or, Wilhelm goes to confessional, hoping prayer may ease his mind of the countless fantasies about the Deacon.

† for Kinktober: Worship, Semi-Pubic Sex, Uniforms, Marks † @youngroyals-events

read here on ao3 (E, 2k)

[minsu-the-cowardly-human]

Me: Ugh Bakugo x Deku? Didn't Bakugo tell Deku to kill himself? Doesn't Bakugo bully Deku all the damn time and we can see how it effects Deku? I don't care if he changed as a person, I still don't like it!(I respect those who ship it tho)

Also me: hehe Ribbun...

[lovelylil-macintosh]

Got nothin' to post rn so here's a mity drawing I did in my sketchbook with a pen I found on the ground at school,, (+ some rainslacker doodles because I love them,,,)

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