#don’t take this seriously 💀💀💀💀
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You know. My attraction to Caesar from POTA makes a lot more sense now. I always just decided “eh I’m a ‘monster fucker’ so it’s fine”.
Yeah. Sense has been made. (I need help but I won’t accept it.)
#black myth wukong#black myth wukong x reader#sun wukong x reader#seriously I’m more of a non human person 💀 like I go out of my way to find those smut books#so this makes so much sense#they are TOO human honestly 🤣#I’m that person that wants to fuck the alien or merman or werewolf or whatever the fuck#don’t send help I won’t take it
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Using the BDSM test to see what type of freak each driver would be on 🖤🤍
I was reminded that this test existed so I decided to use it for my perverted pleasure. So I chose the answers based off of each driver’s personality and how they interact with the other drivers.
(Note: While i tried to put my biases aside and have a broader outlook, some of them slipped through to a couple of them but then again i just did this for fun so don’t take this seriously 💕)
MAX CHECO
CHARLES CARLOS
LEWIS GEORGE
LANDO OSCAR
FERNANDO LANCE
YUKI DANIEL
ALEX LOGAN
NICO KEVIN
ESTEBAN PIERRE
VALTTERI ZHOU
#i haven’t done this test since like 8th grade 💀#anyway like i said don’t take this shit seriously#max verstappen#sergio checo perez#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#lewis hamilton#george russell#lando norris#oscar piastri#fernando alonso#lance stroll#yuki tsunoda#daniel ricciardo#alex albon#logan sargeant#nico hulkenberg#kevin magnussen#esteban ocon#pierre gasly#valtteri bottas#zhou guanyu
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sky needs to go to jail for this outfit
#bitch DISUSTING!!!!#sky tate#power rangers spd#power rangers#y’all don’t take me seriously ok I’m just joking 💀💀
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guys see the light!! morally grey james potter!! i need you to see the light and understand that he’s not a perfect angel, PLEASE.
#don’t take this too seriously#but also i want morally grey james potter back#he’s my smookie wookie#my pookie dookie#💀#james potter#jily#jegulus#james potter textpost#prongs#james fleamont potter#james x regulus#james x lily#jegulily#even#mwpp#the marauders#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#the marauders map#prongsie#marauders era#marauder#the marauders era#marauders#mwpp era#marauders tumblr#marauders textpost#sirius black core
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No cause it’s so offensive to not defend your close friend who you know did nothing wrong WHILE on vacation that THEY took you to.
Why didn’t Garroth, Travis, and Nana jump in and say anything? Didn’t Garroth literally just mention a few episodes ago that Dante hasn’t dated anyone since Nana in Highschool? And Nana confirmed it by punching him, fully debunking the cheater propaganda and then Jess remembered that and showed us that he in fact didn’t cheat contradicting herself again for the 200th time. nah cause they were so fake to Dante I can’t believe he took them to a one week 5 star cruise afterwards none of them deserved it he’s better than me fr most annoying part of that season was when aphmau came in with her 4 foot self involving herself in something that had nothing to do w her and talking about some “where’s Dante I gotta teach him a lesson1!1!1 🤬” girl you barely reach his kneecap he can literally pick u up and throw you out of a window sit down you have much more important struggles to worry about like how your boyfriend can’t be around kids and how you almost dated your half brother. Now be grateful you’re even here in love love paradise mrs grown woman who swims with toddlers in the kiddies pool and Nicole.. you also grow up you’re crying childishly cause he doesn’t date you 💀 it’s not the end of world seriously get over it y’all never were and never will be a thing leave that man aloneeee there are many fish in the sea go date Katelyn instead if you want one with blue hair so badly
As usual Zane and Lucinda were the only reasonable, logical and smart two to not involve themselves in this mess
#And when Garroth and Travis were telling Dante to apologise.. Apologise for what? Not wanting to date somebody? 💀#mystreet#dante aphmau#aphblr#aphmau dante#minecraft diaries#garroth ro'meave#laurence zvhal#aaron lycan#aphverse#nicole von ronsenburg#aphmau#travis valkrum#zane romeave#Nicole’s very pretty too she can get anyone she wants but she’s crying over Dante who doesn’t want her? Like… his loss girl but don’t haras#him go date Katelyn or something if you want a partner with blue hair that badly#Lucinda aphmau#Dante mystreet#nana ashida#Don’t take this too seriously I’m not genuinely mad over blocks I like being overdramatic to make it sound more entertaining that’s all#I don’t genuinely hate anyone mentioned here#Except garte but I didn’t mention him just thought I’d say I hate him cause I do
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I knew these mfs looked familar
#though the colors are swapped tybalt is def Vox in the dynamic💀#meanwhile Gnomeo the cocky shit (affectionate) just gives off Alastor idk#gnomeo and juliet#hazbin hotel#shitpost#don’t take this seriously#now I need an ai cover of stayed gone by Tybalt and Gnomeo
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Hello infinitely wise followers. Today I will be dropping my major in art to ONLY pursue creative writing because it’s stretching me thin to get by in Two Things when I could be really good in One Thing. I now only have one major. And many experiences.
#Art is like my mistress and creative writing is my beloved wife.#They’re my two prom dates that I’m dragging along even though I know who I love the most.#And real talk… I don’t want a career in art 💀💀#And I’m being so serious when I say my progress has suffered TREMENDOUSLY since I’ve been “taking it seriously”#My best work was made when I thought I wanted to be a biologist and I had just called it a cute little hobby.#This seems like. A Not Big Deal. Or a Very Big Deal. It’s neither.#Like aaaa I’m going the normal Uni route now what the heck??#But I’ve slept on it. I’ve prayed on it. I’ve made sure my friends and family and professors think it’s a good idea.#So yeah… BYE Bachelor’s in Art it was fun while it lasted 🥳 HELLO BFA in Creative Writing#And. Um. I could write without drawing but I can’t draw without writing. Goodbye.#Decision based on preference and not fear ✌️
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Arcane fandom needs to learn from wordle fandom
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um so guess which genius got escorted back to the front of TSA by three police because they forgot their trainer balisong in their backpack…
#HELP 😭😭😭 im 4’10 and 100 lbs of pure anxiety#those police did NOT take me seriously JSJAJ#i essentially just told them it was a fidget toy (it wasn’t bladed at all) and they were just like#‘uh. don’t do it again ig’#💀💀💀#rip my $115 squid industries balisong tho#you will be sorely missed#MY FUCKING WALLET#THAT WAS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR MYSELF LAST YEAR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i was on the verge of panic attack for like a solid 10 minutes there tho cause i thought i was gonna cause us to miss our flight#nat’s rambles
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Oh in other news I think I got a passable grade in Date(?), something that is normal to want and possible to achieve
#I was up until 5 am last night I was so anxious about this I’VE HAD A TUMMY ACHE FOR FOUR DAYS#still don’t know if it was a date but I think I’m okay with that#he got a flat tire on the way there and was late but that was fine#we got coffee (in my case tea) and just talked movies and video games and other nerdy stuff for an hour and a half#wow can that boy TALK. 😂😂😂#but I of course started panicking on the way home that I’m not sure if I actually like him or if I’m just excited that I found someone of#the male species that is easy to talk to other than my dad and brothers#(or worse that I want a boyfriend for the sake of having a boyfriend 💀)#my parents are telling me not to worry so much and that I don’t need to know right now it’s too soon but like. hfjfhdhshshs#if nothing else it was a low-pressure first date and I didn’t die#oh also while I was talking to him this lovely older gentleman was standing in line just behind his chair and he gave him bunny ears and#grinned at me. delightful#I’d like to think maybe that was God telling me not to take this so seriously but I don’t like to read signs into things
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#ignore me I’m in a bitchy mood 💀#tumblr#shit posting#don’t take this too seriously lmao#me: also uses these terms. but when I do it I’m right <3
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I love appropriating christianity/catholicism as a fun aesthetic it’s so messed up but that gothic like gold and crosses and angels aesthetic SLAAAAPSSSS 😂 but fuck everything else about it lol
#mine#I feel like those kids who love Greek myths#like ur lore/myths are funny#but y’all take it too seriously calm down!!! u don’t know if it’s actually real 😂#like bold of u to assume Christianity doesn’t sound as made up as Greek myths#like some ppl rlly sound like their lore their head cannons their comfort characters about it and it’s kinda funny 💀#I am an ex devout Christian so Im not like 100% ignorant don’t worry
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You feel like a 6A to me
My grades say otherwise /j
(I’m joking they’re ok)
#court of darkness#court of darkness voltage#omg you think I’m smart 😍#thank you 🥰#I’m joking please don’t take this seriously#realistically tho I would cry from the pressure that Qeslum seems to have everywhere 💀
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anyways not to pull out the “I’m literally neurodivergent and a minor” card but I honestly something makes the whole Discourse™️ thing in this fandom extra funny for me is the fact that I’m a minor (or at least will be for two more months lmao) and most of the people I see arguing all the time are like. grown ass adults in their 20s and 30s. like I’m sorry but isn’t it my job to be annoying and immature on the internet?? and y’all’s job to mind ur own business and be normal???? I think someone missed a memo here like don’t y’all have taxes to do or something 🤨 stop writing 2k+ word discourse posts online and go grocery shopping girl. your bread is literally growing mold as we speak
#why are you sending suicide bait to a teenager on tumblr dot com. aren’t you supposed to be like. mature#it’s so hysterical#idk I’m sure some of the ppl being annoying are teenagers#but like I will literally see people posting the most insane nonsense and then find out they’re 30+ 💀#what tf are you doing#you got bills to pay buddy. you got other shit to do with ur time.#like that post ab how 14 year olds should never be argued with online bc they’re 14. except y’all are literally working full time jobs#pls don’t misunderstand me I don’t mean this post like ‘ewww old adults’ lmao god can you imagine.#im just joking around bc it’s funny#but it genuinely boggles my brain how some of u take the discourse SO seriously but you don’t even have the excuse of being a teenager.#how is it that important to you. what r u doing. get off ur phone for like two seconds go walk outside. talk to real people lmaooo#and don’t get me wrong I’m sure I’ve been guilty of being an Annoying Minor before. but at least I’m not making callout posts shdghdgg#idk sorry for being salty I try not to put my toe into this stuff but sometimes I can’t resist
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i’m so sorry chase continues to give me the ick i can’t even
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#meg talks#mmmmmmm panic.#p sure the muscle relaxant/NSAID combo has given me gatroparesis 💀#which is. bad#and also potentially a sign of diabetes? which im at p high risk of so u know. that’s fun#idk for sure obviously and maybe im just working myself up but 🥲 i don’t have any way to know#bc i have no sick time to take off work and go see a doctor ggghhhffgghhh#if my stupid ass had just taken this seriously sooner i could have gone to see someone over this weekend…#maybe in the morning i can at least get a telemed appointment but O/—< i wish i could go in person…#just. feeling frustrated. first this shit with my sciatic nerve#and now the meds to deal w the nerve pain give me potentially severe stomach problems#i think anyway. idk#at least i already took thursday off in advance for a visit to the pain clinic…#maybe after that appointment i can get myself to urgent care… or maybe the doc at the clinic can prescribe some kind of treatment#im just 🥲 it takes so much time and money to deal with this shit and i don’t have an abundance of either one#i just want healthcare man.
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