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Me when I remember it’s Christmas break so I have no excuse to not write court of darkness fanfiction
Welp time to start writing and hopefully post something lmao
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Guy book two spoilers
THAT PLOT TWIST IS INSANE
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OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE BABY
MALEUSSSSSS
Thank u all very much for your sweet feedback ε(´。•᎑•`)っ💕 My posts here will be a bit chaotic for a while, sorry about it!
[ AU ] Bits of twisted au content. Maledictus ( Dikkie ), au son of Helga and Malleus. A little bit clumsy and emotional boy (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
He doesn't have 120% of Draconia clan genes so he's more clumsy than elegant dragons ( and he becomes sad about it from time to time ).
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WHAT
How's the baby??
Dead.
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Who’s saying that’s unfortunate? 🤨 /j
This is what’s gonna happen to me the moment you find me I just know it
That or suddenly spears are raining from the sky
Unfortunately for you I am a hitman.
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Ok so I was on TikTok
Now stay with me everybody please this will be so funny
I learned about this new move you can do in chess
And apparently it’s rare
It’s called en passant
Keep in mind I never played chess before this is just from what I learned in TikTok
Pretty much two pawns come next to each other and you go vertical and behind it and it’s gone
Imagine pulling that shit on Toa
MC: I just took your pawn
Toa: Pardon? No, my pawn stays
MC: Actually 🤓 this rare moves means it does no
Just watch him go insane
I wanna see that man become stumped
Just watch him go🧍♂️
Imagine mc wins the game from that move 💀
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MC: Hey Guy can you pass me that book?
Guy: No.
Guy: *levitates the book to MC*
#peak humor#no cuz these jokes are so funny to me#guy would do these jokes too like I can feel it in my bones#my brothers do these jokes too#so I can tell you with my full heart that Guy would as well#court of darkness#court of darkness voltage
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Yuu: I call Riddle Bambi
Yuu: He think it’s because he is cute with his grey eyes
Yuu: Little did he know
Yuu: I want someone to shoot his mother with a rifle.
#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#twst incorrect quotes#twst memes#twst shitpost
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Casually explodes like my Chromebook almost did that one time
guy book 2 mischief ending+art spoilers
why is he so submissive and breedable
ik this is probably supposed to parallel book 1 with guy marking mc but it is diabolical they’re engaged and mc’s never even given my man a hickey !! not my mc !!
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The way I wouldn’t be able to last in those fancy ass balls that happen in Saligia
I would get overstimulated within 1 hour due to the music and people talking all at once
I’d need a long ass power nap after all that fr
I would just fall asleep in that dress due to how difficult it will probably be to take that shit off
I’m falling asleep in a gown and regretting my choices in the morning. Yup that sounds like me
Like the corset???? Everything else that goes to make the dress pretty???? I’d be scared I would accidentally rip the dress
But anyways back to what I was talking about
The loud music 😨
The people 😰
The food, however 🫣
Yeah no I’m taking that food back to my room then falling asleep after eating
Oh god imagine wearing heels in those dresses
Absolutely not
I refuse
It’s either flats or nothing
I’m not wearing heels ever again (me wearing them again any chance I get and regretting it after) (me who wore heels a few hours ago and my feet now hurt)
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That’s actually so canon
Fenn when ever he sees MC:
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So cute!
Comforting Raphael
Oh my gosh his blush is the cutest little thing!!!!!
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YE- I mean, yes that would be lovely :D
Guys I accidentally poured some boiling water on my wrist a few hours ago and so I need to put an ice pack on it constantly
It hurts :(
Someone comfort me
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Maybeeee hehe
Guys I accidentally poured some boiling water on my wrist a few hours ago and so I need to put an ice pack on it constantly
It hurts :(
Someone comfort me
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My wrist is suddenly healed
Guys I accidentally poured some boiling water on my wrist a few hours ago and so I need to put an ice pack on it constantly
It hurts :(
Someone comfort me
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Guys I accidentally poured some boiling water on my wrist a few hours ago and so I need to put an ice pack on it constantly
It hurts :(
Someone comfort me
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“Write 9 sentences” that’s great here’s 20 more
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