#my pookie dookie

[hyperfocuscentre]

guys see the light!! morally grey james potter!! i need you to see the light and understand that he’s not a perfect angel, PLEASE.

[brownblob]

idek if this is accurate but in my mind that's the first thing that popped up

[wifeyoozi]

boyfriend jeonghan headcanons (sfw and nsfw) because no man will possess the same amount of beauty as him

boyfriend!jeonghan who's the prettiest thing and likes to be so for you.

boyfriend!jeonghan who unironically acts extra cute to get your attention all the time, will call you noona even if you aren't older than him.

boyfriend!jeonghan who's always teasing you and loves getting on your nerves because he thinks you looks so cute when you are all whiny and pouty like that

boyfriend!jeonghan who always carries extra lipbalm, hair ties and sanitizers for you whenever you go out knowing these are your top necessities, just in case you forget yours some day

boyfriend!jeonghan who'd be so sulky and cranky if you so much as talk to another man he gets sooooo jealous so easily

boyfriend!jeonghan who still teases you for having a crush on him after all the years you've been with him and will continue to do so till the end of the eternity

boyfriend!jeonghan who is so shameless about pda he NEEDS to be holding hands and kissing you and clinging on you like a bug whether or not you guys are in public.

boyfriend!jeonghan who is not too sneaky about sliding a hand in your back pocket and groping you not-so-discreetly

boyfriend!jeonghan who will have you crying and begging for his cock, literally invented the genre of mean!dom

boyfriend!jeonghan who can eye-fuck the shit outta you if you wear anything slightly provocative (t-shirt and sweatpants)

boyfriend!jeonghan who always wait for you to come home, even if you need to work overtime till quite late, literally refuses to eat if he's not eating with you

boyfriend!jeonghan who would hug you and listen to you rant and complain about your shitty company and your shitty boss

boyfriend!jeonghan who'll only nut on your ass and literally nowhere else

boyfriend!jeonghan who loves fingering you and edging you and teasing you and just watching you fall apart, begging him for release.

boyfriend!jeonghan who texts you constantly, will let you know all the work gossip and tmi's ranging from just dark coffee to dk burnt down the building lmao

boyfriend!jeonghan for whom you have a whole folder in your storage saved with all the wierd noises and self-invented words he keeps sending you on voice chat

Boyfriend!jeonghan who'd, at 3 pm on a random Tuesday, will send you a dick pick while you are at work and will literally whine on phone/text if you don't instantly send back a nude even if it has you embarrassingly running to the ladies room at work.

boyfriend!jeonghan who bickers with you a lot but its all friendly until one night when you had one serious fight and he walked out of the house, only to return the next morning with flowers, your fav breakfast and apologising continuously, no matter who'd be at fault because he simply hates being apart from you

boyfriend!jeonghan who would always hear out you had his friends and all his loved ones rant and complain to me about their problems but finds it really hard to open up about his own emotions, especially negative ones, until you pried him open after seeing him in distress and from then on the only person he really feels as comfortable to talk to about his emotions is you and he cannot tell you how grateful he feels to you for it.

[nanazluvs]

dont you love it when he goes ૮( ˊ ᯅ ˋ )ა

[st4rfckerz]

stephen glass 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️

[slightly-lonely-jonesy]

Even. More. Fleki.

[discodiscodemon]

willy from stardew looking ass

[lassie-face]

I need him in my life

[bayfuzzball7050]

A drawing for the birthday boy 🔥🔥🔥

[devilish-parrot]

found this on pinterest

happy belated birthday to ross federman. he was just a drummer

[gilyoungroach]

ppl who get mad at brown dookie eyed Lance truthers because it's not "canon" ...my brother in queer pining, you ship KLANCE and you're getting mad at canonical inaccuracy???

[ummmlife]

omg ????? hi handsome !!!!!!!

[wifeyoozi]

Brb just gonna pick up my husband from the kindergarten 😭😭😭

[idiotspacecowboy]

what if instead of the reverse bear trap it was the reverse 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 trap and instead of cracking your skull open it cracked your 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓼 open????

[zizzlefizzle1]

🥀 Words could never describe the CHOKEHOLD this man has had on me for YEARS-

Sir stop looking at me like that

[slightly-lonely-jonesy]

Fleki posting!!! (And some of the canaries)