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rocktoberr · 2 months ago

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If the Rockies separate Kyle and Ryan I will be throwing myself off the Rockies

#theyre married #you can’t separate them #they are legally bound together #till death do us part #mlb count your fucking days #don’t manifest that shit

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ash-and-starlight · 11 months ago

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modern au and esen’s honkers are haunting the instagram feed

#id in alt text #yea this was inspired by That watermelon smashing vid #if u don’t know what i’m talking about you’re living a more peaceful life than i am #at first I was like hm maybe this is a bit too ooc for ouyang #then I remembered the 'doEs GeNerAL Xu pLAY thE FLuTE???' and I was like nah ok it checks out #no filter & accidentally revealing how much of a gayass he is is how he rolls #also rip Ma she's just trying to hang out with her boygf and that hideous Pest that Wretched Thang that useless twink #just manifests wherever zhu is and ruins the mood #she deserves to hatecrime him as much as possible #also I don't think esen is 100% aware he's posting blatant thirst traps. his insta is mostly pics of his horses and his beautiful eagle #then one vid of him doing mounted archery that breaks the internet for 3 weeks #rinse and repeat #also yeah wang's special skill is starting shit in the comments section #he would absolutely thrive in the toxic waste that is social media fights #ty for reading this far. more unhinged takes at 5 #esen-temur #zhu yuanzhang #ma xiuying #general ouyang #the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #my art

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polyamorouspunk · 5 months ago

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#manifest for me???#things are looking up #I mean I’m not out here like announcing I’m in a brand new relationship but I’m also like oh hey I don’t feel like shit rn so #punk gets mail

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steveharrington · 6 months ago

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does working full time making anyone else irrationally bitter and resentful or is that just a me issue

#and i do mean irrational like to the highest degree #i can’t control it i don’t Want to be this way but my brain just Does It #i am so unhappy with the fact that i have to spend 40 hours every week doing something i hate that gives me extreme anxiety #and that manifests in me viewing anyone who doesn’t have to do that as an object of intense envy #even though i like. know logically that everyone has shit they don’t wanna do

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mikeluciraphgabe · 26 days ago

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To the mom who just stole 4 formulas cuz I left the case open (I was gone for like three seconds dawg how did you even get it so fast) hope you and and your baby eat well

I won’t say anything and if someone asks about it, I’ll lie out of my ass

#deadass how did you grab that shit so fuckin fast😭#I was gone for all of 1 minute #I’m not even mad beyond the slight worry I might get yelled at for it #mainly impressed #anyway hope yall have fun stealing at Walmart #(just please remember not to do it in a way that may hurt an employee cuz we probably will get fired depending on what the item is)#(I don’t think I’ll get in much trouble with the formula - just a talk about being aware)(hopefully)(manifest for me)

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prettyboykatsuki · 2 months ago

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i can’t tell if this is seasonal depression or not but jesus christ i feel awful

#aristotle.txt #i’m so behind on everything it’s crazy rip #i should not skip today but i don’t know if i can bring myself to go rip #everyone pls manifest i get my shit together

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murderboisblog · 1 day ago

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Jumping on the bandwagon

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted bingo #if you see any typos. no you don’t #this is really just a list of things I want. not really stuff I think will happen lol #most of this is pretty unlikely but whatever #Porter gets his shit rocked (violent) btw #I’m manifesting. leave me alone #also can we get like 1 Aggro mention. i wanna know how the sweet boy is doing 🥲

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autistic-katara · 2 months ago

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icl i would be at least a little happy with almost any ending for stranger things but one thing that would ruin all of it would be an epilogue (of a decade or more later)

#it would just kinda ruin the fun of imagining them doing whatever tf i want them to these days yk #like even if everyone got together the way i wanted them and got the jobs i think fit etc it would still just kill the creativity #+ even the small things would annoy me like what if i just don’t like what one of them named their kids. or dresses like in 20 years #maybe i wanted them divorced by then but that would’ve angered the fans #maybe i wanted to imagine that single person’s future spouse myself (or keep them single in my head)#what if i want them to recover from this or that or still be working on it. what if i the adult/older actors look shit #anyways point is do not do an epilogue timeskip of more than 5/6years PLEASE i am begging u duffer brothers #stranger things #byler #<- u guys get me on this yk #even if byler isn’t canon at the end i can still at least imagine they do in uni or in their 30s or whenever #as long as there isn’t some fucking scene where mike and el r old and married in 2023 or something #would just kinda ruin all of it; making us see them as old ass adults with their entire lives set it stone yk #manifesting a few month/year timeskip where everyone gets a happy ending isn’t all “and then they lived a nice life in this specific way”#and especially manifesting that we don’t get an #“i haven’t seen you guys in decades how’ve you been? sucks that erica died in a car crash last year. she was almost 40”#type epilogue (if we must have one)#like no hate to amphibia and that one 80s movie but it just kinda makes what happened before a bit pointless if it focused on their #relationships at all #like cool we spent years watching these friendships grow and adapt only for u to go “yeah and we’re strangers now soz :)” like ok so none o #that lasted #idgaf if it’s “realistic” if i wanted realistic representation of childhood friends into adulthood id think about real life and shit #idk random rant if they do any of this shit i WILL kill all of them and then myself #ryan shut the fuck up

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harapeveco · 6 months ago

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Everyone pls salute this brave warrior who killed a roach at 1 am 🫡 give her all the love in the world

#my hero fr im gonna buy her treats tomorrow #get a cat so it can eat them bugs #killing machine #no mercy she beat the shit out of it #no you don’t understand the fucking thang was IN MY ROOM #I was ready to go to sleep and the FUCKING THING MANIFESTED ITSELF INTO MY ROOM #truly spawned good lord

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notsoevilmagistrate · 7 months ago

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OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE CALM DOWN-CALM DOWNCBFJDNDNFNFNNF

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #aai1 #aai2 #ace attorney investigations #kay faraday #sebastian debeste #raymond shields #franziska von karma #shi long lang #MY FUCKING GOD #HOLY SHIT #I’d have them all…#evil cackling and lighting strike #oh my god I can’t #IM SO HAPPY AAAAAA #take my MONEY #I don’t know why I felt like this would happen #maybe I manifested it because I was like ‘well damn itd be great to play the investigation games I need em bad’

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idontmindifuforgetme · 2 years ago

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there’s so much responsibility that comes with parenting. like a crazy amount. like i don’t think many parents are informed on how their children’s childhoods can literally shape the rest of their lives. there really has to be some mandate where couples have to take a mental health course before the government allows them to conceive or something. or just. something. anything to lessen the ignorance & volume of people who should never be parents becoming parents

#like people genuinely don’t realize #they think a bad temper or poor conflict resolution or just lack of nurturing can be swept under the rug or forgotten #but it’s the exact opposite #that shit will manifest in the most unexpected ways

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nina-ya · 2 months ago

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coworkers are fucking me over and corporate thinks I can’t do my job yeehaw healthcare worker things 💃

#nina rambles~✦#so I bounce around at this job I do patient care and I also do like medical records #im in charge of making sure that all the documents are in the patient charts #and part of that includes entering invoices and op-reports #a coworker STOLE THE INVOICES and so I couldn’t get those in #and then corporate sent an email like hey Nina why aren’t these scanned #idk man I physically don’t have them they’re off in this dudes pocket where ever the fuck he is #and they’re still getting on my ass for it like okay let me just manifest them #no I gotta wait till his dumbass coughs them up or I gotta wait days for another copy #I can’t do shit #and then op-notes are not done by me they’re done by the doctors #the doctors aren’t doing their op notes they’re choosing to go on vacations to Italy instead #and so corporate once again on my ass like where are the documents #I don’t fucking know maybe ask your doctors who are on the other side of the world right now #they do that shit not me #and now they’re like ‘your center is behind the others with the information’#i am physically unable to do anything #my hands are tied #get on the doctors ass for not finishing their work before going on vacation and get on my coworkers ass for stealing the shit I need #don’t get on me #if i get another email ima lose it

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lydcruz · 1 month ago

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Sam getting a nom but not Jacob?? Oh ok….

ofc Sam is great but Jacob is literally the driving force behind the show (thus far) like he’s THE MAIN GUY??? Also if any of the supporting characters were to get a nom I’d hope it’d be Delainey or Assad. Also this is the last time Jacob could get the lead nom since Lestat is kinda the main guy in the rest of the books :/

amc I will get you for this!! dear critics your choice is WACKKK!!!

#Let’s hope that amc gets their shit together for the sag awards submissions :/#Manifesting jacob golden globe nom 🕯️🕯️#also isn’t dr who a comedy? why was ncuti nominated for drama? I don’t watch that show so idk tho #Jacob Anderson #anne rice’s interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #amc iwtv #iwtv #critics choice awards #louis de pointe du lac

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jimmyspades · 9 months ago

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I feel like we’re gonna see Jim again soon maybe it’s just wishful thinking but I have a feeling it’s gonna happen we’re gonna get a new fan photo or sighting in public or something soon 🙏🙏

#manifesting. desperately. do you think he’s growing his hair out 😭😭😭😭#by the end of the year he WILL have a new project (girl who is delusional)#his son is getting married in june so if nothing else. elijah and his wife will post wedding photos right 😭😭😭#also it’s in italy and every time james is in italy we get wonderful fan photos soooooo 😗✌️ italian stans don’t let us down #but in the meantime my fellow americans let’s get our shit together PLEASE someone run into him in the village or something!!!

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lotus-pear · 1 year ago

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THE NEW BSD CHAPTER?????? HELLO?????? EHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FYODOR

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reddamselette · 3 months ago

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i’m alive and well

the lack of writing is unfortunately not my doing but academics. i passed my exams however✊

which means i am so fucking free to write now and we all cheer

valgrace drabble this weekend in celebration (it might be sad, it might be happy who knows)

#mazzy’s thought jar #oh man fucking manifested that shit SO HARD u don’t even know #i barely studied too #but it’s cool bc im hashtag intelligent #we’re chilling yk #just in time because i unfortunately #turn 19 next week oh the horrors i’m crying #two years closer b4 i’m legally able to buy wine and i cheer again clicking my heels

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