#don’t ask me where this is from

[notearsnora]

A closer look at Fiyero’s Captain of the Guard costume from Wicked: For Good.

[deyageka]

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No srsly I can’t believe they’ve actually done this:

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[ominouspuff]

Memories

[paracosmicka]

Okay but how did Shadow get pregnant?

One time I was trying to show Sonic and Shadow this cool flower I found except they both suddenly took a bite out of it and then hearts started floating over their heads while they just stared at each other for a couple seconds and then boom. A fucking baby. I had no idea hedgehogs could do that.

[foxybouquet]

STOOOP STOP STOOOOP /OVERSTIMULATED

[keferon]

May I ask what were the best transformers media you ever saw/read?

Well Transformers Prime, Transformers 1986 and IDW comics are having the first place that’s for sure

And then the second place is kind of shared by Fall of Cybertron, Exodus, Prime wars trilogy, Robots in disguise(2001) and Transformers One.

The third place goes to G1, Animated, Earthspark, Armada, War for Cybertron Netflix series, Aligned Robots in disguise, Bumblebee, Rise of the Beasts and Cyberverse because I only liked some little parts of them.

And then I also saw some of the Bay movies, Victory and Headmasters and didn’t like them at all.

Separate first place for J-Decker. It is not exactly Transformers but it is a show about giant robots and I loved it

[ashirisu]

been watching the x-men cartoon

[cruel-hiraeth]

꒰ LOVE IS... ꒱ RORONOA ZORO X READER

a/n: love is a little reworked drabble about him.

Love with Zoro is intentional.

It doesn’t come easily. A man as unyielding as his swords, he remains steadfast in his convictions, devoted to the doctrines of honor and discipline. All hard lines and sharp edges, he’s deadly when wielded properly. But he’s his own master; he doesn’t allow the winds of fate to guide him—only of his own volition does he act.

Blades also harbor secrets. They’ve witnessed and wrought bloodshed that make even the strongest men pale and queasy. They’re accustomed to harsh conditions: to injuries, to biting words, to carelessness. They find comfort in the familiarity of violence and pain; how could they not, when that’s all they know? It’s a delicate balance, maintaining both the deadliness and the beauty of a weapon. Such a feat requires the precision of a gentle hand.

Getting to know Zoro takes patience and tenderness. Prying into the life of a man who has only ever known the sting of loneliness and death is difficult. He’s slow to trust and even slower to speak his mind. He has a sharp, brash tongue, though he meets his match. You each end up with a nick here and a scratch there (but nothing that will scar—ever).

You both learn to be forthright with your feelings, and come to the understanding that vulnerability and sensitivity aren’t weaknesses; communication is a skill to master; connection is the basis of humanity. While every sword needs a scabbard, every scabbard also needs a sword.

Perhaps, then, Zoro needs you. And perhaps, then, you need him.

As a man obsessed with self-control, the messiness that comes hand-in-hand with love terrifies Zoro more than anything else across the four seas. But when he looks at you—the radiance of your beaming smile, the headstrong glint of your eyes—he knows that it must be worth it. And it will be, always.

(So long as you’re willing to meet him halfway.)

[strangersatellites]

y’all know i’m an “eddie calls steve every pet name under the sun” truther, but tell me why it only occurred to me now that eddie would absolutely call him loverboy

and not even in that sarcastic, goading tone that he has but like…

so soft and so genuine with kisses pressed to his cheek and a quiet “missed you loverboy” and steve’s cheeks flush the prettiest pink

[boobilby]

They look gay

[rbynight]

thinking about a species of alien that reproduces using technology. by inserting a probe into their chosen incubator, they force the recipient’s body open and build its offspring bit by bit. you might be able to talk yourself out of it for a little while, but you can’t resist your curiosity forever. that’s when they get to you.

not long after you blink awake, you feel your hole go suddenly loose — then, a sudden pressure as the first stage of the alien technology begins to make its shape inside you. at first, it’s uncomfortably rigid. you feel a constant flutter in your pelvis as it constructs itself; the sensation eventually fades into a gentle (but insistent) swell in your stomach. when the artificial womb is done, the small and flexible probe is changed out for a thick pipe that holds your walls wide open. now, you’re ready.

the aliens crowd around you, blurry through your half-closed eyes. you feel a sudden heat press against your sensitive hole and plunge into the device attached to you. the strange cock flares every few centimeters, stretching your entrance to its limit. just when you think you can’t take any more, it whines and floods you with a heavy dose of cum that sits warm in the bottom of your stomach. you squeeze around the pipe and try to catch your breath — that was only the first one.

one impossibly long breeding session later, you lie dozing on a soft surface, belly swollen with the things the aliens have done to you. the tube has been removed at some point, finally giving your exhausted hole some rest. you take a moment to be grateful — you know you have to birth them next.

once they realize you’re awake, they waste no time suspending you into a padded harness. it scares you at first, but it honestly isn’t that bad once you get used to it. your heavy stomach is supported perfectly and your back feels great. something firm presses up against you, leaving your hole exposed and ready.

the first thing that comes out of you is a rush of cool, slippery fluid. you gasp in surprise — now you can feel the eggs rolling around inside you. the hard shell that was encasing them has disappeared, letting the fully-grown eggs move freely inside your new incubator. the first one shifts lower, then forward, then—

you cry out as it presses against your lips. the slightly-flexible shell slips out of you mercifully easily. that’s one birthed… according to the screen above your head, the first of many.

you swallow. this is going to be a long night.

[royaltea000]

[jttw swk oc children] tried out giving them some new clothes but I dunno bout this one… 🤔

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[ineffabildaddy]

on today’s episode of ‘photos i feel totally normal about’:

[inquisitor-apologist]

Thinking about how, at the end of the day, at the fatal moment, the sunset of the Republic, it wasn’t Yoda, or Obi-Wan, or even the Chosen One himself standing in the way of Palpatine. It was Mace Windu.

Mace Windu, the inventor of Vaapad and Master of Form VII, the Jedi's strongest duelist, the only person to ever defeat Palpatine in combat. Mace Windu, Master of the Jedi Council and the youngest Master ever appointed to it, the revered leader of the Order. Mace Windu, who forgave even those who tried to kill him, who risked his life over and over again for his troops, who, after 3 years of desperate war, tried to negotiate with battle droids. Mace Windu, who knew the clones were created by the Sith and chose to trust them, who saw every Shatterpoint in the Republic, and loved it still, and fought for it until his last breath, until he was betrayed by Anakin, who he believed in and trusted despite everything.

Mace Windu, High General and hero of the Republic, the embodiment of the Light, the last and greatest champion of the Order, the best Jedi to ever live.

[deadkaywizard]

If you say rosekiller 3 times in the bathroom mirror with only a single candle lit in the far corner Barty and Evan will pop up behind you like some kind of gay Bloody Mary

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Happy new years… let’s stay hydrated together ✨