#domestic gays

[k-wame]

this what yall call filler eps? bc i love this so much omg

[virgothozul]

Ok. I have listened to the people. I have watched the thing. It is very wholesome.

Kazu comes home. He is hopeless and tipsy. And he swings between excited and wasted.

[luluxa]

[rudamaruda520]

[on the phone]

Sirius: Where are you? Dinner is getting cold!

Remus: Waiting for the bus.

Sirius: Hurry up!

Remus: Ok, I'll be waiting faster, you cunt.

[ninttendogs]

[managone16]

Marauders playing Never have I ever part 4: (With Veritaserum) Lily: Never have I ever—gotten married!! *Dorcas, Marlene, Remus and Sirius all drink* Marlene: Boo you whore. *Regulus and James looking at each other before drinking* Everyone: *dead silent* Suddenly, they explode. Sirius: WHAT. Dorcas: Oh my fucking god. Marlene: Merlin’s saggy tits. Evan: Since WHEN?? Regulus, rolling his eyes: Since april. Regulus: Seriously guys we’ve been dating since 5th year. Regulus: We literally cuddle with each other in front you guys? Sirius: Well- Regulus: We live together.

[ecstarry]

regulus still not used to sharing a bed with james waking up in the middle of the night and just throwing his arm and hitting james in the face and james doesn’t even properly wake up just grabs the arm and pulls regulus closer and squeezes him and aaah even in the middle of the night james smells sooo good and that always gets regulus sleepy again and then its just happily ever after from there

[missmetus]

[scurvyboy]

from that one tf2 panel

[dearwillbyers]

byler s5 core

[k-wame]

FRANÇOIS ARNAUD as Patrick Landry PLAN B (2023 TV series) · S1·E02 · Sci-Fi

[kitchen-spoon]

Chef Steve dating rockstar Eddie. When Eddie is home from tour writing Steve makes him lunch every day. Eddie records it, gushing over the food and his boyfriend.

Eddie: “today it was rainy and cold so I requested homemade tomato soup and grilled cheese.”

Steve comes in the frame, hair long and brushed up and back. He has little circular glasses he pushes up before he speaks. The movement shows off his hairy forearms, on display as the sleeves of his green and white stripped button up are pushed up to his elbows.

Steve: “This is blistered garlic and basil tomato soup with roasted garlic spread over fresh sour dough toast as an open face grilled cheese with provolone cheese.”

Eddie smiles as Steve explains the dish and then thanks him, tipping his head back for a kiss. He takes the roast and dips it in the soup, bringing it up to carefully take a bite. He moans as his tongue gets a first taste of the soup.

Eddie after he swallows: “oh Steve that is wonderful baby. This is just fantastic.”

He reached out and pulls Steve over, giving his hand a kiss then pulling him down for a real kiss.

Steve accepts the praise easily, smiling against Eddies lips. He stands behind Eddie and smiles proudly as Eddie finishes off the rest of the food. He watches so fondly his eyes are basically cartoon hearts popping out of his face. And Eddie cant stop complimenting and praising Steve and his food.

The video ends with them sharing one last kiss as Steve takes Eddies empty plate away.

[roastedsloth]

Their first kiss is gonna be in Eddie's kitchen MARK MY WORDS

[toby-howll]

👬

[xxlady-lunaxx]

(DOMESTIC) SANEGIYUU HEADCANONS

Sanemi is ALWAYS the one cooking

I’m sorry but I can only see Giyuu fucking up scrambled eggs or something. Sanemi cooks (or bakes) like a professional

Giyuu having a bedhead (he’s adorable) and Sanemi waking him up by either:

throwing a pillow on his face

running his hands through his hair and a “good morning, shithead”

One or the other, no in betweens

Sanemi usually does the chores like laundry, cooking, etc (malewife<33)

Giyuu can do things if given clear instructions tho

Hmm showering together just as a habit

If either of them were mad at the other (or they js fought) before bed, they’ll probably distance themself on the futon

When they wake up they’re always cuddling though

ouugh yes they share a bed

(it was so awkward at first like “ok… i’ll have this side” but then they got comfy and steal each other’s pillows (so romantic smh))

Sanemi definitely holds a longer grudge

Giyuu gets upset if he gets ignore too long, though, and Sanemi eventually caves

Why do I feel like Sanemi would just take pictures or videos of Giyuu randomly

When he’s asleep, when he’s just woken up, when he’s eating, doesn’t matter

Because Sanemi’s in charge of meals usually, Giyuu only gets salmon daikon once a week (which is already a lot as is, but he begs Sanemi for it so…)

Sanemi used to braid/put up his siblings hair a lot and when the two are cuddling, sometimes he makes little braids in Giyuu’s hair, or pulls it up in a high ponytail (often Giyuu wakes up with braids and his hair gets a lil wavy when he takes it out later)

Giyuu’s the baby in the relationship you cant change my mind. He’s the little spoon; he’s being carried because he’s tired; he’s given breakfast in bed.

Sanemi honestly doesn’t mind (he’s used to this) but likes teasing Giyuu about it

Giyuu has a bow of Tsutako’s (he stole a spare) and wears it to formal places always. (job interview? bow. prom? bow. work? bow.)

Sometimes Giyuu helps Sanemi hang up the laundry but they somehow end up hugging always (Giyuu goes on the other side of the clothing line and ThEIr lEgS juST mOVed By THemSElf)

On weekends, when there’s nothing to do, Sanemi will just scroll through his phone and Giyuu watching TV

Giyuu can NEVER not fall asleep during a movie though. depends on the day but he’ll either fall asleep 20 mins in or half way through

Sanemi doesn’t really watch movies and just slowly turns down the volume then off to not startle him awake

I can see Sanemi just volunteering to babysit for their friends (for free<3) and just having a box full of children’s toys for when they come over

Giyuu once overfed a baby to near sickness (“I thought her grabby hands were for more :(“ - “YOU IDIOT, SHE WAS TRYING TO PUSH AWAY THE BOTTLE!!”) and was thereafter forbidden to care for the children (unless they were older than, like, 12)

After a stressful day at work, Giyuu likes flopping down on the couch and having Sanemi run his hands through his hair and hum a bit, maybe small talk

I think Giyuu is actually an open book and horrible at hiding his emotions (like canonically as a child he was like that, only the deaths changed him sooo) whilst Sanemi is better at hiding things

But like after years of living with Sanemi/js being with him, Giyuu has been able to see small telltales

When he’s lying, Sanemi’s eyes flick every so slightly away (so subtly that only a few have caught it before), when he’s upset, he’s a little clingier or his voice is calmer (though many people interpret it as tiredness), when he’s angry but trying to stay calm he’ll probably have a lot of clenched fists (his hand opening and closing x100) but behind his back haha

Why can I see them both as dry texters tho.

Giyuu tries to sound more upbeat by adding emojis/emoticons but overall it’s basically just “Ok 😁👍❤️😋😚✨🎆🎉🎊🎏🍩🔥” // 😭 yeah he doesn’t have a lot of people to text…

I can also see Sanemi being a little old fashioned in a way, idk… He knows perfectly fine how to use a phone and shit but for some time mostly sent letters (except for casual/small talk ofc)

ok that’s it i can’t think of anything else anymore!!

[thesadnightchannel]

Currently sobbing in bed because we sent voiager one and two out into the universe I really want to read stories about the affini finding the gold disks and fawning over the message we sent.

I want them to be just as excited to meet us as I am excited to meet them.

I guess that could be a little Eldritch horror-y from the outside. "TransGirl wants aliens to come and conquer the earth" but I just want to be able to not have to deal with parking tickets, dishes, or feeling weird or bad again.

I guess that makes me a coward to want to flee and hide behind an affini's legs.