#doja cat meme

[sf3uuf]

Attention by Doja Cat, but you were a kid who stayed up past their bedtime.

[crocsanddocs]

[qcomicsy]

[madame-helen]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[milesfingers]

Ladies and gentlemen, Miles Upshur

[star-dust-shark]

BITCH 🐩 I SAID 🗣️ WHAT I SAID 🗣️ I’D RATHER BE FAMOUS 👑 INSTEAD I’D LET ALL THAT GET TO MY HEAD 🤕 I DONT CARE 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’LL PAINT 🎨 THE TOWN 🏘️ RED 🔴🍓❗️❌❤️

[trash-laurry]

its very strange to see one of the most unproblematic actors, dating one of the most problematic singers.

But then again

we've seen stran-

[fish-from-space]

[angelsyrip]

my stomach did the thing 🤭 (projectile vomiting)

[pyroclastic727]

when a song you like becomes a tiktok trend: oh baby, what have they done to you? here, come here. i'm sorry i let this happen. oh, you're wounded. my sweet love. i won't let them touch you again.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[camjsad0]

ryan ross fine as shit

[eu0n1a]

10 story starter prompts (pt1):

1)A figure appeared in the darkness: in the gleam of the moonlight, it was clear that it was holding a knife

2)The pocket watch flicked opened, its tiny coils spinning wildly, and she felt the air around her go cold as it pulled her into its frantic orbit. She tried to look at the time and date on the watch, to see where it was sending her, but the numbers were a blur. Before she knew it, the land around her had begun to change its shape.

3)As he was walking toward the house, a top hat materialized on his head and he suddenly felt very important.

4)The taste on her tongue was equal parts sweet and sour.

5) He was funny. Well, he was funny sometimes. But he was also funny when he was making fun of her, he made her cry more often than laugh.

6) She kept her three favorite things lined up on the shelf above her bed—but as she looked down at them now, she realized one was missing.

7) The little boy was very excited to get the train. He held his small toy replica in his hand as he eagerly waited for it to pull into the station. Then a voice boomed across the platform: 'Metro are sort to advise that the 11:40 train has been cancelled.' And thus a villain was born.

8) it was the very worst thing I had ever done, and yet I couldn't help but laugh.

9) The fact it had more than one head should have meant it was more intelligent: but sadly, just as with crowds, the more people who got involved, the stupider the conversation became.

10) the aliens regretted abducting her almost immediately.

[misaamoure]

KISSING AND HOPE THEY CAUGHT US ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི

[marshbevvie]

look at me look at me

you lookin?