#does this matter i dunno

[tommypatters]

Dion Lesage x Male Reader PART 2 THE SMUT VERSION

Well here it is the continuation, i finally finished ffxvi and now this fic too, i can finally rest in peace DVGFDGDFNJUDSNFI I DID MY PART >:D

Warnings: well smut duh 18+

Top reader but also 𝓈𝑜𝒻𝓉 reader that cares about his bottom's pleasure ;P

fingering Dion receiving

reader gives oral and well uh sex pretty vanilla methinks

 “I love you” You looked down to Dion, he looked like a scene out of a play, his golden hair contrasting your kissing, you could hear his shaky breaths, you felt overwhelmed in the moment, you wanted to lose yourself in him, you wanted to shower him in all the love you’ve held back all these years

“Dion… My beloved’ you softly whispered as you brought your mouth down to his neck softly biting his silky skin, your mouth tracing his jawline with kisses “Ah…Y-Y/N” Dion softly whimpered, his hand softly combing through the back of your head

You traced your hand down his chest, caressing every inch of him you could get until your hand reached his tightening pants, you felt take a sharp breath and Dion slightly jump at the sudden touch, he grabbed your hand “Y-Y/N, we mustn’t… Not here” He stood up gently prompting you to get off him

“come” Dion said eagerly taking your hand, leading you out of the royal gardens, the two of you walked at a hurried pace through the thankfully empty corridors of the lower palace since it would’ve been rather difficult to explain why the two of you where walking hand in hand sporting an obvious tightness in your lower regions, you felt excitement and arousal, your body felt hot, the urge to grab Dion pin him to the nearest wall and take him right there and then grew with every step, it didn’t help that you kept ogling the young prince’s behind… Damn him and his insistence at wearing tight pants

You finally reach a door that leads to a fairly luxurious chamber, you don’t recognize it as Dion’s chamber but you’re far too aroused and cloud minded to care, you grab Dion’s arm and turn him around to face you “Y-Y/N” you closed the distance between the two of you planting a kiss on his soft lips “Dion, my prince, please let me take care of you”

You took his hand and led him to bed, you slowly starting undoing the buttons of his overly complicated white shirt one by when you were done you couldn’t help but notice how handsome he looked in the soft lighting of candles

You kneeled as you moved on to undoing his belt, pulling his pants and underpants down revealing the prince’s cock, His beautiful cock, you wanted nothing more than to shower him in your love, to worship him, make him cry out in pleasure

You closed the distance between his cock and you, you parted your lips tracing him with your tongue running your tongue and lips all over him exploring every inch of his cock with your mouth “Y-Y/N Please… must you tease me so much?” the prince said in a soft whisper

You decided you had teased him enough and took his cock into your mouth sucking it gently putting your hands on his thighs you started to bob your head up and down his length, Dion let out a soft moan as he softly combed your hair with his fingers

You pulled your head back taking his length out of your mouth “Y-Y/N? I-Is something wrong…?” you ignored the prince as you took two of your fingers in and out your mouth wetting them with your saliva you moved your hand around his leg and into his backside, you rubbed around the outer edges of his hole, you pushed inside it, Dion let out a high pitched moan as you gently moved your fingers in and out of him, you took his cock back into your mouth taking it as deep as you could

Dion let out another moan as he took his hand to his mouth in some attempt to silence himself, you continued to bob your head up and down, building a steady rhythm using your tongue to lick all over his length you continued bobbing your head up and down until you heard Dion softly whimper “Y-Y/N P-Please…. I’m close…” you dragged your head back taking his length out of your mouth as you took him into your hand gently closing your fingers around his length you started stroking him up and down when he suddenly let out a loud shaky moan as he released into your hand, hot seed dripping from your fingers, you looked up at your prince he still had his hand around his mouth, his eyes were watery and half lidded, his breath agitated

He sat back into the mattress of the bed, you rose up from your kneeling position and started undoing your clothes, you noticed Dion staring at your well built chest and arms as you removed your shirt “Enjoying the view your grace?” you asked ogling his own beautiful body back

“Very…” he said smiling “Now come to me” he said laying back in the red silken sheets of the bed and that was all the encouragement you needed as you crawled into bed positioning yourself on top of him, you caressed his cheek and closed your distance enjoying every bit of his soft lips against yours with every kiss after kiss being messier than the last one until you finally pulled back

You locked eyes with him, it was the most beautiful sight you’ve ever seen, even the giant waterfalls of Altissia paled in comparison to the beauty of the prince of Sanbreque below you, his now messy golden locks sprawled against the pillow, his beautiful amber brown eyes looking directly into yours, his half erect cock resting against his stomach

You took your hand to his face, caressing his cheek, you brought two fingers to Dion’s mouth, he parted his beautiful lips allowing entrance into his mouth, you felt his tongue lick them up and down, you slide your now wet fingers out of his mouth and bring them down to his entrance, Dion takes a sharp breath as you gently push them inside of him, your cock twitches and you feel a quiver of anticipation as you feel him around your fingers, you slide your fingers out of him only to push them back in and out, the prince lets out soft shaky moans as you quickened the pace of your fingers, after some more moments of fucking the prince’s hole with your fingers he let out a high pitch whine as you pulled your fingers out of his entrance

You positioned yourself in between the prince’s spread legs, caressing his thighs you dove into the prince’s neck landing kiss after kiss, your hands wandering around his hips wanting to feel as much of his silky skin as you could, your teeth nibbled at the skin of his neck as you heard the prince let out a playful whine, “Y-Y/N  I can’t wait any longer please take me!”

That was all the encouragement you needed as you grabbed your throbbing length aligning it with his entrance, Dion took a sharp a breath as you sunk yourself into him, you let out a low groan as you felt every inch of your cock being wrapped by his tight warm walls, putting your hands on his hips you pulled back and thrusted back in again, thrust after thrust what brought you most pleasure was seeing Dion’s teary expression lost in pleasure, hearing his soft moans and whimpers as you sunk yourself into him again and again

He wrapped his legs around your hips and his arms around your neck, your lips sharing kiss after kiss as you thrusted into him muffling his moans with your mouth, one your hands wandered down his back groping and grabbing every bit you could of his plump backside as the other grabbed his cock stroking up and down his length

You couldn’t tell how time had passed in the passion of your lovemaking, the two of you now were now slick with sweat, breath ragged lost in pleasure as Dion held onto you with every bit of strength he had, his head rested on the crook of your neck, his throat aching as he loudly whimpered every time you thrusted into him, one of his hands caressing the back of your neck, you could feel yourself coming closer, your thrust becoming erratic as you sought your release, your grip tightened around his cock and you quickened the pace of your strokes, until finally you pulled back only to sink yourself into him once more deeper than you’ve ever been since your lovemaking started, with a low groan you felt yourself release inside the prince, his legs tightened around you and his hand on your head pulled you closer as you felt his warm seed release into your hand once again

Both your breaths slowly stabilizing as you basked in the afterglow of your lovemaking, you pushed yourself off him and laid to the side sharing one more kiss as you whispered “My beloved, I am yours forever”

i luv dion so much bijbgidjbgidbg dont get me wrong i also love terence so i love dion and terence BUT I ALSO LOVE DION AND TERENCE but this is was all mostly cuz i had this whole fantasy in my head ᵃ ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡ ᶠ���ⁿᵗᵃˢʸ notice how i made the reader leviathan in the first part but never mentioned it again i dunno im just weird like that honestly id love to write more levi!reader x dion but only this 1000 words took me like 2 days, i have a newfound respect for writers NOT THAT I DIDNT BEFORE MIND U just more now also also also if any writer is reading this PLEASE feel free ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᵈᵉᵃ ᵒᶠ ˡᵉᵛᶦ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ˣ ᵈᶦᵒⁿ ᵒʳ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˡᵉᵛᶦ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ᶦⁿ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃˡ ᶜᵘᶻ ʰᵒⁿᵉˢᵗˡʸ ᶦᵐ ˢᵒ ᵒᵇˢᵉˢˢᵉᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦᵈᵉᵃ ᶦᵈ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵃ ¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᶠᶦᶜ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ but yes now that this is whole brainrot is out of my system ᶦᶠ ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ᵖʳᵉ ᶜᵃˡᶜ ᵖˡˢ ᵈᵐ ᵐᵉ

[oneday-yourside]

Harry's world/Bad end

Inspired by Christina's world by Andrew Wyeth

[petpetpinixy]

dsaftober day 31 - birthday cake

nostalgia

[itsthatlake]

an afternoon of rest

Art inspired and pose taken from the oil painting "An afternoon of rest" by Guillaume Seignac (1870-1924).

[dustykneed]

(tsfs feels anyone? fanart below.)

You've been in his head.

But he says, never faltering, the words,

"I choose the danger."

It is in that moment that you understand:

He could never, would never,

Has never hated you.

Now you realize:

this is what humans refer to as love.

[myhyperfixationisiforgot]

I maintain that the animated Harley Quinn show has the best understanding of the modern Joker. He's Batman's mortal enemy. His other half, the color to Batman's gloom. Joker literally PROPOSES to Batman at one point.

Sure, he's terrible and sadistic and he absolutely hurts and kills untold numbers of people but like. Not because he likes killing, but because everything else is part of their story, and this is how the story goes. He doesn't want to KILL people, he wants to fight Batman, and in this universe Batman wants to be the good guy.

As soon as Batman is gone, he's done. Over and out. Almost capable of a normal life (as much as you can in Gotham). Finds himself a girlfriend and kids in the suburb. Willing to do his ex a favor every now and again.

Anyways I'm just obsessed with a show where it's so obvious that the Joker isn't the antithesis to good, he's just the antithesis to Batman. They really said the Joker only exists because Batman wants him to, and then actually backed it up. Insanity.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[mamawasatesttube]

i wish it wasn't so normal for people to complain about unfinished wips or fics that take a long time to update. because sometimes i think i have a really fun idea for a fic but it'd take a while for me to write, and i like talking about my work as i do it and i don't like writing entire fics over like 20k without sharing, because i lose steam. so if i were to write and post that cool fic idea, it'd be as a wip. and then i think about all the people who just refuse to engage with wips, or all the other people who would just go "update pls" all the time, and of how people only really comment in the first 24 hours something is posted and then it's lost to obscurity, and then i just go "actually whats the point in going through the effort writing this out? i'll just daydream about it now and then and be done with it." and then i don't write it. alas!

[cherry-bomb-ships]

ABOUT TO WATCH THE PPG CHRISTMAS SPECIAL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WAS A CHILD

[bmpmp3]

although it is a little funny, whenever a new version of a vocal synth comes out on a different engine, the biggest complaint i always see is that the new version "doesn't sound like them". we all just choose our favourite type of engine noise in the end <3

[front-facing-pokemon]

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

I've had some ANF thoughts today. Y'all know how much I hate the "love triangle" aspect of the story with Javi, Kate, and David, right? If you can even call it a love triangle; it's more of a "David and Kate never felt like a married couple to begin with and now Javi has the chance to bone his sister-in-law as if that's not a weird thing to do at all👍" thing, so... not great.

I'm also just not fond of Kate as a character in general. She's pretty good in ep1, but after that it's a slippery slope as she's relegated to the injured love interest for Javi. There are interesting aspects to her, like how she's resourceful and on top of things, she keeps track of herds and overall is shown to be incredibly smart. But, she also has moments where she has to let herself be emotional and a little panicked because she knows she needs to get it out of her system in order to focus. She gets frustrated with Gabe and says things she shouldn't, and she just.... I dunno, does dumb shit sometimes? And that would be fine if it made sense... but it doesn't.

I was always more interested in the Garcia brothers aspect of ANF, and felt the story would've been improved if it focused more on Javi and David, their relationship as brothers in the past and how different it is after they've found each other again in the apocalypse. One of the best scenes in the entire game is the rooftop scene where David ask Javi to stand with him.

And so I was thinking about ANF this morning and what could be done to make Kate fit better in the story and like...it hit me: Kate should've been their sister.

No, seriously, hear me out: Kate should've been written to be the middle child of the Garcia siblings instead.

Do you know how much that would fix? Throw that stupid love triangle in the trash. It was never good, it did nothing for Kate's character, and now David and Javi don't have to bicker about who she's married to and who gets to bone her, okay? No bullshit fight at the end!

David was already married once, just let him be divorced or a widower, and a single father. Javi can have a new love interest; hell, give him two if you want, let him be a bi king over Eleanor and Tripp- wait, no that just creates another love triangle, damn it-

Anyway... if Kate was their sister, then her entire character overflows with potential that wasn't there before.

I say make her the middle child who was stuck with two rivaling brothers, one a military man who became a single father and the other a professional baseball player who lost it all in a gambling scandal.

What about Kate? Perhaps she's a single woman who doesn't know what she wants in life. She doesn't want to settle down and have kids like David did, but she also doesn't want to sink so low like Javi did. She wants to travel, but needs money to do that so she does what she can save up, but there's always something that makes her dip into her savings.

Y'know... like her father getting sick and needing to pay for treatments, which Kate is happy to give up those savings so for a chance for him to beat cancer, but there's always that little bit of bitterness lingering inside her that keeps saying, "it's never about what I want, it's always about David or Javi, I'm going no where, I'm no one, even I don't know who I am or what I want, what am I doing? Papa got sick, so Javi ran away again, and so did David when he reenlisted, and who got left behind to take care of everything? Me, it's always me left to take care of Mama and Papa, and the kids, and everything else!"

Maybe she acted as a mediator between the brothers, too. They always relied on her when they were pissed with each other, they vented all their problems to her, and she always tried to get them to connect on something, but never found that right thing.

Hell, this way she could get along with the kids better, too. She's just Aunt Kate. She always volunteered to babysit them for David. She and Gabe still have their tiffs due to clashing attitudes, but there's no "you're not my mother!" vibe.

Suddenly Kate's her own person and not just an object the game throws at you for the brothers to grunt "she's muh wife!" "but I love her, too!" at.

ANF becomes the story of these three siblings who experienced the worst night of their lives together: their father died after a long battle with cancer, their mother is distraught, Javi didn't show up in time, David's drinking on the porch and Kate's trying to look out for everyone. Then the outbreak happens, their father comes back as a walker and bites their mother, David rushes off with her to the hospital while Kate and Javi take the kids...

Years later, Kate and Javi have accepted that they've lost their parents and big brother, and they're doing what they can to keep their niece and nephew alive... until Kate gets shot and they reunite with David, because then everything gets extra complicated with the three siblings trying to repair broken bridges and survive together until they hit a breaking point where Kate gets sick of David's shit. She's done trying to be nice and play mediator, she's ready to do what she thinks is right and an argument breaks out... and Javi's forced to choose between his brother or sister, and the tragedy becomes about being unable to save one of them... not matter what, in the end, Javi will lose a sibling because no matter how hard he tried, they still fell apart.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

I just really hate every plot they give Kate, y'all. She was done dirty.

And I loathe love triangles that involve two siblings [usually it's brothers] falling in love with the same person, okay? I don't have the patience for it, I just want all of those love triangles to go far, far away from me forever and never bother me again.

Anyway, do you love this thing I do where I show up after months of inactivity to slap something like this down before scurrying away? Because I'm scurrying now.

[eon-of-axolotls]

i have made a beast

[gatito0000]

ATSV SPOILER

i dunno if anyone notice the lack of travel-portable watch on Miguel's wrist in every video of him with his daughter (except for the last scene when he's spiderman)

He doesn't wear the watch when he replaced himself either but i guess he can just hologramy it into his suit + clothes like 2015 comic miguel (?) I'm sure he wouldn't forget something like that.....

[dykethang]

does anyone else feel like this. or is it just me

[nanistar]

ripley idk if you know this but that post you just reblogged of the tigerspotted hypokit...tigerclaw is spottedleafs direct nephew

le sigh. i'll remove it