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an afternoon of rest
Art inspired and pose taken from the oil painting "An afternoon of rest" by Guillaume Seignac (1870-1924).
#one piece#one piece fanart#one piece nami#cat burglar nami#op nami#nami#op fanart#fanart#not me using tones like it's going out of style lmao#love me some textures#digital art#lake's art#i dunno how to draw tangerine trees (or any tree for that matter) and i don't care to learn for this so excuse the inaccuracy#good lord i love nami so much#she's so awesome and pretty#taking artistic liberties with her outfit because why not lol#do not repost#i spent way too long on that stupid wall but damn does it look good
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Style #3 Half-Body Couple Illustration Commission of Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy and Albus Severus Potter from my Royalty AU fic, drawn by @kidovna ((Instagram)) [[PLEASE DO NOT REPOST OR REMOVE ARTIST CREDITS (UNLESS YOU’RE THE ARTIST)]]
I’d like to preface this by saying this is the first time I’ve ever gotten a commission of scorbus (since normally I’m too focused on jeddy). This time, though, I decided to branch out. I’ve been getting so into my Royalty AU that I couldn’t help it. Of course there’s also the bonus that when it’s a commission, I can request scorbus the way I imagine them. Ergo why Albus is taller than Scorpius in this piece, because I am one of like five people on Tumblr who exclusively headcanon Albus as either taller or the same height as Scorpius (truthfully I headcanon them the same height, taller than James lol, but I like him taller in the Royalty AU because it fits better and considering their individual positions it is SO MUCH CUTER).
This commission embodies part of a scene from my Jeddy Royalty fic King and Lionheart. The context of the art takes place during James’ coronation, where royalty from other countries were invited to the celebration. Albus is just a prince, hence the golden circlet he wears in comparison to Scorpius’ crown, because Scorpius is the crown prince and future king of his country (James is future king in Al’s kingdom so Al is just your everyday prince, as you can probably assume). I don’t write about their dance, but they meet during the coronation and Albus, ever the gentleman, invited Scorpius to dance. We already know these boys have big hearts and an enormous capacity to love, and basically fall in love immediately. Their love is more of a side story in the plot but I really love them in this fic so far. They are SOFT.
Returning to chirping about the art itself, I love. I wanted to get a commission from @kidovna ever since @regulusarchieblack got a commission from her of Regulus and baby Teddy which is S O F T. Also because I’m head over heels in love with her version of Albus. The fluffy hair and soft eyes with the freckles. I love. So when she opened commissions I debated if I should try my luck before sending her a request.
I did send outfit and crown references, but every artist puts their own spin on things, and I’m absolutely in love with how Bhavna interpreted the references and added them to the beautiful royal babies.
I think my favorite thing about Albus is the circlet he’s wearing, because that is definitely a detail that kidovna took artistic liberties with. Since I couldn’t find a good reference for his head piece, I just sent her a whole bunch and said go crazy with the design, and she did, and it was worth it. It’s literally perfect. Both the gold of the piece itself as well as the red jewels (rubies I’d imagine) are a perfect nod to the fact Albus lives in the country that’s basically Gryffindor, where their colors are, of course, red and gold. But the green gems (emeralds!) are key nods to the fact he may live in “Gryffindor” with a family of Gryffindors, but he is, at heart, still and always will by a Slytherin. And tbh the emeralds are probably why Scorpius is drawn to Albus (and of course because of his pretty green eyes, Scorpius probably thinks he’s so fancy and elegant). And fuck. Fuck I’m not done with Al and the fucking metaphor that kidovna smacked onto this.
Word of advice, if you commission this goddess, let her take the reigns for some of the design, cuz she’s going to kick ass. Or maybe I’m just interpreting her design choices incorrectly because I’m absolutely feral. Kidovna if I’m interpreting this wrong let me know, but this is what I’ve taken from the art.
You can almost tell that Albus chose some of the clothes he’s wearing on his own. The black dress shirt he’s wearing under his tunic and coat has green accents, but the tunic and coat are black with gold accents (more Gryffindor-y). Then you see the red ascot and gloves, and I find myself wanting to jump off a bridge, because Albus in canon isn’t the biggest fan of red, so you can just imagine he was probably told or ordered to wear red if only to honor his country. But the articles of clothing that are red are also metaphorical, because he’s wearing red GLOVES and a red ASCOT. As if his touch and voice have been muted by the expectations of his father and his country. Even though he’s not the crown prince, he’s not meant to be king, he’s still expected to express a certain image, and the gloves and ascot are a metaphorical way of controlling him and keeping him in check. Baby just wants to be free and he finds that freedom with Scorpius.
Idk if it was kidovna’s intention to have the gloves and ascot interpreted like that but that’s where I am.
I also love that Albus’ clothes are almost more constricting than Scorpius’. Cuz Scorpius is dressed in a delicately adorned green tunic with silver accents and white pants (that go up to his waist which is very, I don’t want to say sexy, but I mean, high waisted white jeans on pretty boys, come on). He looks so effortlessly regal and the crown fits him so well. Yes I asked for his hair to be a little longer on purpose, cuz it looks almost more royal? His hair is neat and probably soft as hell, styled perfectly without a strand of hair out of place (or maybe one or two falling into his eyes which Albus decides is ver cute). And I will forever defend Scorpius with brown eyes like his mother’s, which is why I requested him to have brown eyes instead of blue or gray like Draco’s (not that I don’t support pale eyes Scorpius cuz I doooo I just can’t get enough of him with brown eyes and there’s NOT ENOUGH ART OF HIM WITH BROWN EYES OK).
I think I’m done ranting now, and the point of it all is I’m in love with this art, I want it carved onto my gravestone, I’m obsessed with my Royalty AU, and I feel so lucky and honored that I was able to order this commission, because kidovna is such a sweet person, and it was so totally worth it. And I know I said the same thing when I got my commission of jeddy as royalty, but getting this commission motivates me even more to work on my fic, because I have a few specific Scorbus scenes that I do plan on writing (they’re just from someone else’s point of view, like someone witnessing them falling in love).
Thank you sooooo much for taking this commission and humoring Albus being tall and Scorpius having longer hair and brown eyes. I know it’s not what you normally draw, but I’m really in love with this piece, so thank you <3
And of course you can read the jeddy royalty fanfiction, King and Lionheart, on Ao3. It is jeddy centric, but scorbus is there too, because I love them.
#scorbus#scorpius hyperion malfoy#albus severus potter#the cursed child era#royalty au#commissions#commission#commissioned art#art by kidovna#harry potter fandom#fanart#fanart commission#kidovna#jeddy#jeddy royalty au#king and lionheart#long post#longpost
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S3 ep4
LEEEEETS GOOO!
Girl Stinky fighting Grandpa for Sal's honor 😍
So many Sams😲
Can the narrator pls shut up
"After they yanked it away they turned their attention on us." "actually I think they were more interested in me."
"Looks like it's time to boil the haggis" I love u Grandpa Stinky
"Need any help?" "No, I've been dreaming of this for years." *Continues to shoot Sam clones*
Skunkape loosing his mind
Oh geez, the dogglegangers kidnapped him
Girl Stinky still denying her obvious relationship with Sal
Oh hey I can make toast... Never mind then 😕
"Ah, I remember when I was a toaster."
Max and Grandpa are having a little too much fun shooting the clones
Why does Stinky have a picture of the DeSoto???
Well, the plan to turn into the DeSoto failed
I really didn't need to read minds to figure out how to get out, but I guess it was a good way to remind players of the tunnel
"Max is so powerful now... Soon he won't even need a partner."
Ew, Grandpa wants to sell clone meat 🤢
Sam struggling to not eat a fudgcicle is super relatable
Oh the tunnel is blocked. Knowing Girl she probably has a backup
I knew it.
"Happiness is a warm gun." "My gun is always warm... and a little bit moist." WHAT
*Gives clone a peanut butter ball* "Ew. It has peanut butter dog mouth. I hate when I do that."
Haha I made Sam eat a peanut butter ball now he's doing that dog lip smack thing
Oh hey, we can take a fudgcicle now. ...Oh, I know what to do!
Presidential Alert: The Stinky's are fighting!
Why does Girl Stinky's tunnel lead to a cloning facility?
The clone Sam approves of Sam's outfit
He stole Sam's hat!!!
"That's strange." yeah, you think!?
"--unholy army of sexually provocative Sam clones" What you just call them Max 👀
Cthulu tenticles!!!
They have spikes
"I'm thinking of a number between--" "Potato!" "That's uncanny."
Sam
"Momma sure does love a nicely turned Sam gam."
This episode is quickly turning into Max repeatedly saying how hot he thinks Sam is 👀
I guess let's explore the tunnels
Ooh the museum
Doctor Norrington? We get to meet him?
Nope :(
When they jumped back into the tunnels Max raised his hands up and Sam picked him up 😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰
Back through the tunnels
The shadow physics are all messed up
Boscotech!
Harry and Superball are trying to contact Momma. Can she not appear anymore?
Queen? Where are you?
"Keep your eyes peeled, Max." "Ugh, that's disgusting, Sam."
"What do you know about these scary--" "But dashing!" "--toy stealing Sam clones." oh max
"So you don't know where Momma Bosco is?" Sam says with a huge sad face
Superball my love
Max smokes Cuban cigars
"Yes sir, quite the coinkydink."
"I'm going to stand over here and try to shake off the memory of you saying balliwick." *,Literally stands in corner shaking his arms side to side* Max. I love you
*Harry insults Sam* *Max jumps to his defence*
"I'm afraid the contents on my mind is classified, sirs."
I'm going to find Sal
The hat thief stole the car!!!
Buster Blaster!!!
"Max." "that's what they call me at the manipedi." The boys get manicurs
I can't get to Sal or Buster Blaster because of the clones :(
Look a buster blaster's future and he's just floating through space shouting "This is totally awesome!"
Back to Stinky's
Flint Paper!!!
Flint's mind is just noir narrative... As it should be
Girl Stinky realized Max has been reading her mind
Sam and Max role-playing as Flint and Girl has me laughing
Girl tied Sam up into her lies
The fact that the boys don't realize who Mr. S is is astonishing
Great I have to find a cake. Back to Sal?
The clone Sam hugging the stuffed Bunny 🥰
Sam was doing the same to Max 😍
Love for legomorphs is stored in the dna
Oh hey I missed Charlie the first time
Max shares the creeped out feelings Charlie gives me. Good
Sal knows how to cook 💖
Sal is an artist 🥰
I love Sal
OMG is there actual blood on the cake
No! Don't eat Max!
Sam got a kiss from Stinky, lucky dog. I can't tell if he's surprised or grossed out 😂
Flint and Max are disgusted by the kiss
Oh to be kissed by Girl Stinky... or Sybil... Or Momma Bosco.
Sal doesn't want to kill. Good man
Girl and Sal are my new otp
Oh no, power het couple are possessed
Ok, I'm going back to boscotech for now to mess with Harry now that I have Charlie
Max really hamming it up
Oh hey, Max actually summoned Momma
Agent Superball just teleported?!
What is going on with him?
Also he has OTHER superiors
Momma are you hiding something?
"mmm-mm-mm, those shorts sure don't leave anything to the imagination, do they?"
Was Max right, does Momma have a thing for Sam?
Lol she was lying.
She seems to feel guilty about selling her cloning machines.
Max don't you dare mention the poppers in front of me!!!
It's pretty obvious it's Papierwaite
I like it when she spins
Oh, are we going to track down Bosco to get more DNA for her new body?
I'm going to take to Buster Blaster
"Hey, you wouldn't happen to know anything about those Sam clones running around?" "THOSE ARE REAL?" "Yeah." "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!"
He gave us a letter to give to Momma from Bosco.
"See ya Buster." "I AM BECOME DEATH!"
Sam called Bosco "baby Bosco"
Oh hey, I probably should have tried reading Papierwaiite's mind already
Sam picked Max up so he could type in the code
Ew, Norrinton is a chest burster cthulu
Everyone keeps making fun of Sam's weight :(
Max's reaction to Norringron's grandson being named Junior is great
I used the destabilizer to look for the weapon and now Sam is crying profusely
That Romeo and Juliet reference tho
He's fine now
Well that was a lot of trial and error
Got the new toy and killed the tentacles
Time to get Momma a new body
Momma is bald. That's fine
Love that she's fully clothed even though that doesn't make any sense
Yay shooting things!
Oh no we made Sal fall
Momma is so excited to telport
Aw, she held Max's hand while Sam patted his head ❤️
She punched out Girl! Go Momma!
Ha, we made the clones dance.
Yay, we figured out where the toybox is.
AAAAH
I knew Charlie was going to be evil!
I hate evil dolls
The clones knocked the boys out
We're at the statue of liberty now???
Ew, she's got tenticles
Charlie wants to be reunited with Junior. Can't let that happen since it'll cause the apocalypse
Max is more concerned for Sam than the world
Charlie kidnapped Norrinton
Sam is still struggling against the thrall
Oh hey, got Charlie to let Sam talk
Let's mess with the sheet music
The liberty puzzel was fun
Oh shit, did Charlie just kill Norrington and Papierwaite
Ooooh, Max is all glowly
Ok, that last puzzel was kinda easy
Sam got his hat back!
Max, oh no he fell
Sam looked so scared
Oh Max, scared us for no reason
Oh God, he's scaring us for real now
OMG is this because he swallowed some demon yolk?
He's so big and Cthulu-y now!!!
Shut up narrator!
"Well, this is new." oh Sam
Wait the episode just ends there!?
Gaaahd now I have to stay up and play the next one or die from suspense.
After credits scene... Did we kill Sal!? Nooo!!!!
#sam and max#freelance husbands#sam & max#sam and max freelance police#sam & max freelance police#freelance police#grandpa stinky#girl stinky#sal s&m#momma bosco#papierwaite#agent superball#lee plays sam and max
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1/10/2018 – No Contact: Hitting the Polls
So, I ended up asking a question to my fellow nations and I got minimal communication out of it. Lol, I’m really bad at being responsible. I ended up watching several movies yesterday. And by yesterday I mean it’s almost 1am and I watched three movies as well as ordered a large pizza and ate it at one sitting. I’m a terrible person.
Three movies, all animated and almost all French. The Angry Birds Movie (which was better than I thought it’d be), Avril and the Extraordinary World, and The Long Way North. The last two were the french ones. I watched these after binge watching CellSpex who I started watching due to her Zero Punctuation styled portrayal of herself. Not to say she’s ripping it off or anything, she just uses a very simplistic way to illustrate herself being her outline. Expression is done with a simple outline of eyes rather than using a facecam like other channels.
The Angry Birds Movie… as mentioned, better than I thought it was going to be. I relate with the angry main character because I too have large eyebrows. Oh, and I might have anger problems. CellSpex mentioned how it was an allegory for Trump being right, but the way I saw it was… anti-American. The pigs represented the United States as evident with their boats and greedy pigs with Southern Accents. The eagle was the outdated throes of liberty, coming back to aid a less advanced people to overcome their enemy who is a western power. In the end, they sing praises of “Red” which is communism!
I guess my point is, if you look for something you’ll find it. I don’t think it’s trying to push a Communist message but everything can be open to interpretation. That’s what makes everything so challenging. When you take a religion and you determine your interpretation is the only correct one, then you end up with Protestantism and Catholicism with all these little heresies in between.
That said, Avril and the Extraordinary World. I was a little let down. I thought the art was something. The animation was well done, I like how each individual person sort of moved on their own accord. Gives a lot of life to the world in a very subtle way, I felt. The opening scene with the police was just stellar. However, I did feel the second half of the movie was somewhat weaker. The ideas I came up for were WAY cooler than what actually happened.
I really wanted to see it in French, however. I would have preferred subtitles. Especially when the talking cat (who is actually quite charming, btw) requests Avril explain something simply by saying, “In English, please.” That actually pissed me off. They’re French. They’re in France. They should speak French. Even if the movie is in English, they should have said, “In French, please.”
I also thought the villain creatures were kind of… cute. I mean, I didn’t like the idea behind them and sort of felt that they didn’t fit that well in a supposedly steampunk setting. I was hoping for more politics and thought that they’d be a rival nation like Prussia or something.
Which reminds me, they (the French) were at were with the American League, for some reason… and they built a bridge to connect themselves with Britain. Um… why? They’re the BIGGEST rivals. In fact, France had plans to invade Britain prior to WWI (if it came to that, of course). And considering a Napoleon sat on the throne… Not that it mattered. The entire political system was sort of just background noise. The Emperor wasn’t really important except that the original Napoleon III died. Even then, he could have totally been replaced with a government stooge and it would have been fine. I don’t know why they wanted France to be a monarchy when it was pretty unneeded. If there were more politics in the movie, then yeah. That’d be important. But… it’s not, really. It’s just kind of there.
There is a lot that I didn’t like now that I think about it. I was expecting… A LOT more. And I dislike how the Alternative History got the real history… wrong. Like certain things wouldn’t have been able to happen due to what they proposed. That’s always been a pet peeve of mine. And I also dislike how they just selected a group of famous or relatively well-known scientists from the early 20th century just to be sort of… cameos. I mean… Tesla. That’s the only one people really would care about.
Regardless, I liked the animation, even though the noses and ears were really big. The cat was great, as mentioned, and the grandfather wears spats. That’s nice. Fashion hadn’t changed much, it seems, as they still had late victorian wear. It’s steampunk, which is sort of underplayed in media. It’s charming. It’s just… eh. I was hoping for more. I felt disappointed. Like, if it were a pizza I’d have eaten it all and still feel like I hadn’t eaten enough. And it’d have mushrooms which I dislike but I’ll eat anyways because it’s still good pizza.
Finally, The Long Way North. This was my favorite of the night. It was GORGEOUS. Just beautiful. The artwork wasn’t as detailed as Avril and blah blah blah but it was still very inviting. What I liked most about it is that it didn’t use a lot of black outlines. Really, it had very few outlines. Samurai Jack did this, sort of. The eyes are simple but they were beautiful. The motion was just… refreshing.
The story was fine, though I did have some quips about how they’re supposed to be in Russia. Only ONCE did I see Cyrillic. The rest of the writing was mostly in French, which admittedly would have been a thing for Russian Aristocracy to know… but not Norwegian sailors. At least, I assume they’re Norwegian. They have Scandinavian names and the ship is called the “Norge.” I don’t really know what they do, either. Like, they’re not whalers and they’re not transporting goods. What do you do?!
They make plot happen, I guess.
I found how they did feet to be weird but also kind of… cute. It had a childlike spirit but was still captivating. There were some dumb cliches here and there and some more questions that I’d like answers for, but for the most part? It’s a movie I want to suggest to Ariel. I think she’d like it too. :D
Time for bed. Going to be a busy day tomorrow. I intend to finish my tax plan tomorrow. Or… today.
Well, that was a waste. Current time is 10. I didn’t have a lot of time today. I was called in for work. Drat. I posted a poll asking about “What we should do!” and what should be taxed. Irrelevant, really. Just buying me time. I didn’t have the chance to pick up honey mustard or anything else, not that it matters. I was too tired from work.
I ended up watching videos and streams when I got back. I can’t recall what I really did today, which is weird.
I’m watching an old movie. Troy. It came out 14 years ago. An old story but I don’t like how the narration begins with, “Will they remember us in 2004?!” Golly, I don’t know. Will they remember us in 6018? It’s dumb. And they keep doing it. “They’ll tell our tales thousands of years from now!” Shut up! Stahp it! No! Stop bragging about how we remember an ancient story! Stop it. You don’t see modern stories about snipers talking about “In 300 years, they’ll remember me.”
Dumb. So dumb.
Still, I quite enjoy troy. Not a lot of ancient movies that aren’t overtly religious or mythic. Like… it’s somewhat similar to what France considered art while Rembrandt was doing his thing. He had stark contrasts with sublime imagery as did other Dutch artists while to the French, this was not art! Art must be old, depicting historic events or mythological events! That’s why there is SO much art depicting ancient kings and whatever and not much of the actual normal every day from that period.
Like, cool, but for real though. Branch out.
In the 60’s and 70’s all Ancient movies were just… meh. Ben-Hur. Romans. Jesus, also. Dumb. I hated Ben-Hur. Jason and the Argonauts. Also dumb but impressive for its time. Then The 300 Spartans or whatever movie. Also dumb. Haven’t seen it, but it’s dumb. Of course, that one isn’t religious but I’m sure it’s got some religious undertone. Most American movies did, probably in an effort to combat Communism.
Anyways, I’m trying to think of a good movie about Rome or Ancient Greece… idk. There is a lot you can do, I’d personally like to see something involving the siege of Syracuse during the second punic war. Which reminds me. Why is Hannibal not in any movies?
Of course, Hannibal would perhaps be cast by an African American gentleman if they made a movie about it. Really, they should get an Israeli to do it as the Carthaginians were a Semitic people. Of course, that might not be enough because the modern Israeli can be sort of white at times. Perhaps an Arabic character would be fine. Just a Middle-Eastern sort of appearance physically.
Regardless, going to watch my movie. I like the outfits because they’re not the greek armor you know and love. Breastplate, corinthian helmet, bracers… honestly, you had to supply your own kit back then. So, there wouldn’t really be a uniform. What I described? That’s expensive and I’m fairly certain they didn’t have bracers. Just didn’t. Not sure why, may have been a waste of armor to them.
That said, the armor takes some inspiration from this old boar tusk helmet from the Mycenean period. They were basically early Greeks which is appropriate for the… well, Greeks in the movie. A lot of detail and design. Sometimes too much design, but still. It was clear that “These aren’t the Greeks we see from pottery. These Greeks are even MORE Ancient!” Except for Achilles who has a Corinthian helmet… with a very open face. And somewhat modern armor for the time.
Regardless, I always felt good costumes help sink you into the feel of the movie. When I was younger, this all looked perfect to me. Now? Not so much, but it gets a pass.
Oh, Christ. The costumes are worse than I remember. Non-Greek items on supposedly Greek men. They mentioned a lot of places in Greece, too. Not sure how powerful they would have been at this time but they didn’t sound very… well, powerful. In fact, I think it’s kind of redundant. Thessaly also looks like a desert. It’s in greece so I THINK it should be green but I’m not sure.
The capital A without the line in the middle. That’s a popular thing on shields. Called a Lambda. It’s basically the letter “L” for the Greeks. Spartans never really used the lambda until AFTER the battle of Thermopylae which is YEARS after. I say that because I noticed a random lambda at Achilles’s yurt. Very ancient if they’re using yurts instead of housing. Almost nomadic.
They say Thessalonian again. I think he’d be identified more by his city rather than region. Thessaly isn’t a city but a region. I guess it’s not wrong, just unusual.
Army shots. A lot of extras. Thing is, uniforms are very important in movies because you can recognize them versus us! We’re the good guys, we wear white while… eh. Yeah, there was a lot of individuality in the militaries back then. Armors would look different, shields would DEFINITELY be different, colors would be different, or whatever. As mentioned, you brought what you had. If you had a yellow shirt then you wore it. Your friend would wear a blue shirt. The idea of uniforms being an important thing to have wasn’t really a thing until quite recently. Even in Ancient Rome when they had a professional army, you’d still see a few different effects here and there. Mostly with officers, mind you, who could afford it. But still.
I LOVE how they have to convince Achilles to stay because their army is scared. Like, dude. They’re scared because Achilles fights all the battles for them. If he leaves, then they have to fight. And they’ve probably never fought a battle because Agamemnon says, “Best fighters fight only!” all the time. It’s a miracle the Greeks ever conquered Troy.
Oh, shit. They have that weird helmet thing with a super circular crest. Didn’t notice it. The guards at the table during a feast. Guarding… a portion of important wall? Hrm. Regardless, I’ve seen that helmet before. Also seems to be a Saracen helmet adorned by someone at the table… for reasons?
Sparta is the most fucking overrated city state ever. Just a thought.
Poseidon? I’m fairly certain the Trojans had different gods than the Greeks because they weren’t actually Greek. I’m not entirely certain, however. Just fairly.
The Greeks wear red and the Trojans wear blue. Hrm… Weird thing to notice.
Paris loves Helen… thing is, love wasn’t really an acceptable reason for marriage back then. Funny thing, that. You see someone talking about how in Greek mythology, humans had 4 arms and 4 legs and Zeus separated them so they’d have to forever find their soulmate, you look them in the eye and call them a liar.
Country wouldn’t really be the term. City-State. So City.
Whenever someone says, “Poetic” my ears perk like my name is being called. Hector said “Nothing Poetic” and I’m like, “Eh?!” First half of my screen name. ;)
Proved. That’s a word, yeah. Sounds weird. I think I would have said, “Proven.”
Every day wear costumes are… weird. Costumes in general are getting weirder. Sean Bean, what?
And Odysseus references his wife. Lel. Odyssey easter egg. And then he talks about how remembered it’d be… oof. Stahp it.
Larissa? Wait, what? That’s IN fucking Thessaly! Achilles fought other Thessalians? Seriously? And the king of Thessaly didn’t know who Achilles was? Achilles just happen to be a POWERFUL mercenary, born locally. In fact, he’s from what is probably your main city. I mean, he’s bumped elbows with OTHER kings like Odysseus. And now they’re talking about being remembered again! Christ, this is like the prequel to Coco. -,-
Priam has a voice like deep velvet. Oof. Powerful. Wasn’t expecting that from such a narrow figure.
Thinking back, I think in the Iliad the Gods were on both sides because they felt split about the issue. I can’t remember, I read it in high school and it was sort of difficult to read through. So, maybe they did worship the same gods? Or maybe Homer assumed they did. It’s possible.
What accent does Hellen have? Everyone is English but she sort of sounds… well, drunk.
I hate when extras have their gear slightly to the side like it doesn’t fit correctly or something. Dude, straighten your helmet. Do what you need to do. Everyone should be passed around a handheld mirror or something. -,-
Oh, those archers have the most worthless helmets. You could have a band of metal wrapped around your head that will get hot and eventually start cooking your flesh in the nice, Mediterranean sun… or you could wear a straw hat. Both will protect you about the same. The stray hat may actually be better, considering it won’t melt your forehead. If the sun exists and can get hot, you don’t want to be touching metal.
Something I do remember is whenever someone who had awesome armor fell in battle in the Iliad, people fucking lost their shit and rushed to loot the body. Strip them of their armor. Random fact. May remember it wrong. So, a lot of those people who are fighting would have a shield, a helmet, and a spear with nothing else. The myrmidons would be decked out because they’re badasses and they’d have collected armor from previous encounters… but the run of the mill warrior wouldn’t.
I want to see a movie where the armor isn’t a suggestion. I want to see it actually save someone’s life. Preferably, someone who isn’t a main character. Something else I’d like to see is more people who are just… wounded. Not killed but just wounded. This may surprise you but most casualties in a battle weren’t really fatalities. Well, not immediately… wounds could be fatal but they didn’t die instantly. I dislike seeing the aftermath of a battle and it’s a field littered with corpses. It wouldn’t be that static. There would be crying, people huddled in a ball, people writhing in pain. It’s actually kind of hard to kill a person. But no. Everyone must die instantly.
Oh, look. D-Day. Lelelelelelel.
Random thing to note. The Romans believed their people were originally Trojans. This is probably untrue. However, I do think it’s a possibility that their neighbors to the north may have been Trojan. They were the Etruscans and not a lot is known about them. The Romans had a tendency to adopt customs and cultural ideas from other cultures, look at their gods. Basically reskinned Greek gods. The Etruscans being Trojan? Perhaps the Romans adopted their neighbors’ history and some of their identity. Just a thought, of course.
“I spoke with two farmers today. They saw an eagle with a serpent clutched in it’s talons today. This is a sign from Mexico. They will pay for our wall.” I make myself laugh.
I’m not sure they’d be kissing. I believe kissing was a Roman tradition. Was very unusual in other cultures.
Looking at the extras for the armies, I’d say this may have been filmed in Turkey. If so, they used the Turkish army as extras. That’s a common thing to do. You pay the government rather than the extras so it’s cheaper. Then again, they may have filmed somewhere else. I assumed Turkey because that’s where Troy is supposed to be. But the Trojans aren’t Turks. Remember that.
Lol, they look like my cousins actually. I think I see one of Adela’s brothers.
Hrm, maybe they aren’t entirely from an army. If they are, then they allowed the soldiers to grow beards just for the movie. I’m curious where it’s filmed now. :o
...is this Mexico?
HOLY FUCK, IT MIGHT BE!!! I just Googled it. They filmed in Malta and Mexico. Mexico was where they filmed the gates and wall of Troy. Whoa. The extras probably are Mexican. Certainly a lot of CGI. And it makes the idea that the eagle with the serpent thing represents a sign from Mexico even better. I wouldn’t have guessed Mexico but the guy with Agamemnon looked like one of my uncles. Interesting. :D
Hector has a very handsome actor playing him. More handsome than Brad Pitt I feel.
There is a nose guard on the helmet of Paris. When we see through his perspective, however, it’s sawed off.
He spits out a lot of blood for what looks like SUCH a weak punch.
Apollonians… they look like every other soldier. It probably would have been cheaper if their costumes were more realistic. Minimal armor for the average soldier while the Apollonians would have actual armor. That way, they’re unique and can be identified quickly. Also, archers are op please nerf.
The Hittites are mentioned. That’s pretty neat except the Hittites are on the other side of Turkey, almost Armenia. I can’t remember if it were them or the Assyrians but one of their cultures relied on conquest. Either their civilization conquered or the world would end. They had to win EVERY battle… well, they lost a battle. World didn’t end. Then their civilization collapsed. The lesson there is push for victory but allow defeats. You can lose every battle in a war but that doesn’t mean the war is lost.
I feel the scene where Achilles rescues the priestess is cliché. So cliché. :/
They’re listing off gods now. Eh… There were literally hundreds of gods in Greek culture. Like, I touched on this back with Hercules.
Sean Bean actually has a rather soothing voice. I never noticed that until now. I remember in the Sharpe series, he pissed me off. Even then, I think it was less to do with his character and more to do with Anglophilia. As well as blatant classism. And horrible cliches, again. And inaccurate historical portrayals. Then again, I guess the books may have been better. Not sure. It was suggested to me back when I played vidya gams.
Patroclus is a terrible actor.
“Attack at daybreak!” *attacks in the middle of the night WITH FUCKING NAPALM!!!*
Really, if you could get so close to their camp without setting off the alarm, why not just go in and stab everyone quietly. I mean, you’re already attacking at night. Just… come on. Wouldn’t Apollo have better watch over you when the sun is out?
I love how they march in the sand. Like, they look like they’re running SO slowly. Fun times.
The armies stop fighting to watch the best fighters fight. I’m not sure how true that is but I’ve heard it’s happened on medieval battlefields before.
One of the extras in the back, shaking his head. I love it.
“There are no turns, so you can’t get lost. I know you too well. Got lost in the fucking hallway… dumb bitch.” I shouldn’t poke fun. I get lost easily as well.
Archery. Ah, yes. Warfare for the cowardly.
Good fight between Hector and Achilles… except Achilles forgot his helmet, shield, and spear head. D’oh!
King Priam snuck into the Greek encampment. Really? If some old dude could do it then the Trojans could have snuck at least Hector in there. Killed a few people, slit a few throats of sleeping Greeks and then flee. Cause chaos or something. Didn’t have to turn the beach into the Vietnam War.
Wait, Priam knew Achilles father? And the king of Thessaly never even heard of Achilles? The guy who is literally two yurts down from his palace?
CGI soldiers… huh. I wonder why CGI movies aren’t more common. I think they did something like that with Beowulf but it was just… weird. Not a good movie. There was a movie called Beowulf and Grendel which was interesting. Not the best, either, but they had historically accurate armor. Always nice. Was true to the original lore, as well.
CGI might be cheaper than live action in terms of large battles and historical accuracy. And if you’re doing a series, maybe you can reuse assets. Then again, it might be more expensive due to… well, CGI taking time to do. Time is literally money.
Oh, Aeneas has a part in this? I was under the impression that he was a cousin of Hector and Paris. Paris doesn’t know him? Huh.
“We’ll be together! In this world or the next!” Erm… The River Styx isn’t a very romantic setting.
Lol, this dude just bounced his shield.
There is a lot of impalings in this movie.
Oh, Agamemnon died. Weird, I thought he survived the war. I guess he was basically the antagonist in this movie… though I don’t think there really was an antagonist in the Iliad. Every story nowadays needs someone to personify evil, I guess. Where Achilles is honorable, Agamemnon seeks power. They clash, thus they’re opposites.
Eh… I prefer the idea of not having antagonists. We expect the bad guy to lose. To die. To be punished. In reality, this couldn’t be further from the truth. It’s not that life is tragedy, it’s just what you make of it. Those who do what they must ensure a better world for themselves and those they care about. Behind every pair of eyes is a story. And in every story, they will be their own hero. And each story… each hero. They’re all flawed.
That’s what makes a good character.
Geez, Achilles. I bet you wish you didn’t forget your armor in front of the gates of Troy. Dumb ass.
If I recall correctly, Achilles doesn’t die in the Iliad. I’m not sure I remember the ending at all. However, it’s suggested that Paris’s shot was guided by Apollo himself… because Paris is a coward and isn’t allowed to be credited with defeating Achilles. Poor, poor Paris.
Of course, I’ve heard a lot of things. My dad told me about how Achilles was on his chariot, dragging Hector’s body and Paris prayed to Apollo to guide his arrow and it hit Achilles’s heel. He falls off his chariot and his head hit a rock. That’s what my dad told me. I don’t actually know how he died but the way I heard it sounds dumb. Also conflicts with the Iliad, which probably isn’t the most ACCURATE of sources, but I like the idea of Achilles finding a bit of peace by returning the body of Hector.
Alright. Movie is over. Not as good as I remembered but it was decent. :D
Current time is 2:30. I did the thing I thought was probably annoying. The movie thing. Not really a review, more a walkthrough. If you just read it while not watching the movie then I just describe dumb moments. I said I wouldn’t do it again because it’s annoying. But I started and I couldn’t stop. My weakness is historical facts in movies. D’oh! And I told Adela I’d do the dishes before I went to bed! Also D’oh!
I’ll do them… it’s just really late. I’m irresponsible. ��A good reason to not document my movie viewing experience is because of this crap right here. I started watching a two hour movie at 11. Maybe before. And I just finished it. I did a lot of writing with the occasional stop by google to check where the movie was made and who died when. Btw, I was right. Agamemnon survived the war. -,-
Anyways, time for bed. But first, dishes. Night.
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