#doc hudson x lightning mcqueen

[konckalicious]

all night long you say?

[captainsamuelmorrigan]

Spank Bank

Steddie! NSFW! TW: Porn, Body Dysmorphia

Steve has a huge problem. He's obsessed with this magazine he found at Eddie's house. Well, one photo specifically.

He found it in Eddie's copy of Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook that he had been trying to use to create his first character. The book was so well-loved that for a moment, Steve had thought part of the book itself had fallen out, before looking down and seeing the cover of a gay porn magazine. His entire face turning red, thinking he hadn't been meant to see this, he quickly stuck it back into the back of the book and back onto his nightstand. Falling onto his back, staring up at his popcorn ceiling, trying to get the shirtless man from burning into the back of his eyelids.

He made it 36 hours before tentatively pulling the magazine back out of the book again. There wasn't any shame in knowing what a friend was into. Right? He's one of Eddie's best friends! They can laugh about it later! 'Haha, you left your dirty magazine in the book you lent me. You pervert!'

Steve looks at the front, a lithe and handsome young guy staring straight into the camera, holding up a football. The only indication that this magazine was dirty at all was the text advertising "HOT Young Jocks, Otters, and Daddies!!" Steve shakes his head and puts the magazine face down on the bed. He feels insane. This is way over the line.

Grabbing the magazine once again, he leafs through the pages, seeing all manner of muscular young men in a variety of sporty attire. Some in baseball outfits that were a size too small, legs spread on a bench to see his package straining against his pants, next to a picture of the same guy from the behind, the same pants making his rather round butt look almost like a girl's. Turning further past a few guys making out in camo gear, Steve comes across a dog-eared page.

For a moment, Steve remembers whose porn this is. Eddie had dog-eared this page to return to. The page that was folded for easy access was a muscular, sweaty guy in a basketball uniform. The uniform was a costumey shade of red that seemed that it was made for this shoot in particular, with the top cropped right below this guy's chest, the basketball shorts hanging low on this guy's hips, showing the waistband of his underwear, and a neatly manscaped happy trail. His hair was tossed around sexily. No, teased. It was kind of like Steve's, a warm, natural brown. This guy also had a few moles like Steve. Plus, the basketball outfit is almost a little too on the nose.

The page next to it made Steve's mouth go dry. This Not-Steve was below the camera now, mouth open for someone's hand to be pressing their thumb down onto his tongue. Looking through his long brown lashes like he was receiving sacrament, a silent prayer of reception in his soft eyes.

Steve hastily shoves the magazine in his bedside drawer. He struggles to sleep with so much blood southbound.

It's two days after that that he has to meet Eddie's eyes.

He's over to watch Rocky Horror again, nothing new. But this time, he sits an extra few inches away from Eddie. He isn't worried about Eddie making a pass at him, but he is worried he'll be weird if he thinks about Eddie thinking about sporty boys, his face getting all flushed and sweaty and- Quit it, Steven.

He stuffs pizza into his mouth, willing the cheesy bread to blanket his busy mind.

"Dost the King wish to share his royal thoughts?" Eddie quips.

"Shush, Freak." Steve flicks a piece of stale couch popcorn at Eddie.

Eddie cluches his chest, leaning back dramatically. "Oh! I'm wounded, Steve! How could you bring up my troubled past?"

"Sorry, just distracted tonight."

"Anything I can help with?"

Steve sighs. "Nah, just one of those nights."

They nodded at each other. They had seen enough of vines, girls with superpowers, and demobats to fill a million nights. They looked back towards the TV to watch the glittery outfits of the Transylvanians.

Steve felt a twist of guilt deep in his stomach at the small lie.

"Mm." Eddie said, knowingly.

"Yeah."

They sat in silence for quite a while, the campy sparkly show tunes bursting forth from the wood-paneled television enough to keep the quiet from becoming too awkward.

Janet breaks the silence with her iconic line, "I don't like men with too many muscles."

"I didn't make him FOR YOU!" Eddie shouts back along with Frank, laughing.

Steve takes a breath to gather his courage. "Do you like guys with muscles?"

Eddie's fingers drum on his thigh, looking away from Steve, pulling his hair to cover his face. "Whaat? Steve, do you really want to know my taste in guys? Isn't that like... weird to you?"

"Robin and I talk about our taste in girls all the time."

"Yeah, but that's different. You both like girls." Eddie's fingers pick up their rhythm, speadily pressing out a few chords into his thigh of choice. "You don't like guys."

"I don't, but Nancy does. I've talked with her, El, Max, even Argyle about the guys they like."

Eddie is quiet for a moment. "How about we talk about this another time. I'm kind of floaty on my painkillers right now."

They turn back towards the movie.

...

"Do you think Rocky or Frank-N-Furter is hotter?"

Eddie sighs, folding his hands in his lap. "Rocky. I think I'm too much like Frank. Plus, any gay guy can't resist those smooth muscles." Eddie laughs. "Not my usual type, though."

They part ways an hour later after the movie. Eddie's eyelids had started to droop during "I'm Going Home," and Steve knew he had about 20 minutes before he had to drag Eddie's spidery form to bed.

Once he was home, he grabbed the magazine and turned to the folded page. He stared down at Mr. Basketball, or "Rory," as the mag had dubbed him. He seemed slimmer than Steve, definitely less hairy.

Eddie's line from earlier chimed in Steve's head. "Any gay guy can't resist those smooth muscles." Well, Eddie liked smooth. Steve wasn't smooth. Eddie liked slim. Maybe that's what 'wasn't Eddie's type' about Rocky. This guy in the magazine was everything Eddie wanted. All the things Steve was, and the things he wasn't.

Steve pulled up his shirt, revealing his muscular stomach. It wasn't as toned as his high school days, but he would say he was muscular. His thick brunet curls, spreading up his stomach to his chest, and swirling down towards his cock.

As he pulls his shirt up further, more to the length of the boy's in the picture, he noticed the slight tenting of his pants.

Was this guy in the picture getting him hard? He looked between his junk and the mag a few times, noticing the tenting of Rory's own shorts in the second photo. It seemed that Rory was also a little more well-endowed than Steve. Steve had plenty, sure, but this guy? Steve clenched a little at the thought of staring down the barrel of that thing.

Eddie liked big-dicked, hairless, skinny jocks. Steve was maybe one out of three.

His hand drifted from playing with his stomach hair, following the swirls lower, into his pants. His dick twitching at the notion of use. Twirling the hair around his fingers, watching the front of his pants move, giving slight bits of friction to his quickly responsive dick. He groaned softly. Was he really about to jerk it to Eddie's porn?

He slowly wrapped his fingers around his cock, tugging lightly. He thought about Eddie there. What would Eddie think of Steve like this? Maybe he'd pull out the theatrics, like he used to in high school.

He imagined Eddie looking down at him. "You really think I'd want you, Harrington? With all that beastly hair? You look like a werewolf, man."

His dick twitched at the thought of Eddie looking at him with disgust. His eyes were getting misty.

"I don't even know how I'd get to that tiny cock through that thick jungle anyways. Truly a needle in a hairy haystack. The only thing you're good for is taking my load on those muscles."

That did it. Steve came with a weak cry, tears streaming down his face, thinking about Eddie's glistening cum on his stomach, soaking his belly fur.

The shower after was full of pitiful sniffles and more shame than Steve was used to. He felt empty.

The next week was full of more shame-wanks than Steve had ever done before. Night after night, Steve opening the magazine, finding more of his shortcomings, all ending in his hand around his dick and a pitiful cry in the shower. The nights following are full of fitful tossing and turning. He barely had the energy to do his hair in the morning.

By the 8th day of this Robin had rebooted the 'You Suck' counter. Steve couldn't really blame her. He had dropped VHSs, forgotten to tidy the break room, and worst of all, had snapped at Robin. He had gotten 3 strikes for that one.

"What's your damage, Steve? You're not being a real girl's girl right now. Plus you look like shit." Robin crossed her arms for emphasis.

"It's nothing."

"Truth, now." Robin leaned in. "Or I'm assuming you have brain cancer or something! You could even be a government replacement or something! What's my middle name? Wait... that's something the government would know. Where did I tell you I was a lesbian?"

"You're a lesbian?"

Robin's eyes widen in horror.

"The Starcourt bathroom, after the Russians. I'm me, I'm just distracted." Steve looks away from her. "I found a magazine in one of Eddie's books and it's freaking me out."

Robin scoots to be next to Steve. "Is it like... a porn magazine?"

Steve nods.

Robin cringes. "Are you freaked out in a 'this sex stuff is too weird' way, or in a 'this is gay and I don't like it way'?" She looks softly into Steve's eyes, obviously trying to be delicate with him.

"One of the guys looks like me, but he's like... not me? Maybe I'm making too big of a deal out of it." He starts to turn away from her.

"No! I'm sure it's weird to see that in a magazine, but it's just one picture, right? Could be a total coincidence."

"The page was marked. He'd definitely meant to come back to it."

She covers her mouth, eyes wide. "Oh that's..." She searches for the right thing to say before speaking. "Still, could be a coincidence! There are lots of guys with brown hair."

Later, at Steve's house, Robin stares at the page, mouth agape. "Steve this is... this guy looks A LOT like you. He's got your little chin moles and the basketball uniform, and the styled hair? I get why this squicked you."

"Squicked?"

"Made you feel gross. This is kind of shocking."

Steve pulls the magazine back to himself. "Well- I- I don't care if he's doing that to me." He's shaking a bit as he tries to collect his thoughts.

"You don't?" She raises an eyebrow, reaching towards Steve. "I don't think I understand."

"This guy isn't me! He's smaller, and better looking. Plus, he's like, HAIRLESS! Obviously Eddie would never want me if he likes this guy." Steve flops back, leaning limply against the wall.

"Woah woah woah!" Robin puts a hand on Steve's arm, rubbing soothingly. "Steve pause the negative self-talk for a second. Do you WANT Eddie to want you like that?"

Steve ceases for a moment. "I don't- It's not-"

Robin pats his arm. "It's okay if you do."

"No! It's not!" Steve sits up quickly, Robin having to jump out of the way. He hides his head in his hands, stressfully rubbing his face as his voice grows small. "It's not. He wouldn't-" His voice trembles. "He wouldn't want a guy like me. He wants a guy like that."

Robin reaches over to rub his back. "Steve, I know you're sleep deprived, and it seems like you're suffering through your first gay crush, but I promise you that you and that guy are much more similar than you are different. Even though I think it's really gross that Eddie is doing things while thinking about you, you seem to want that! And that's totally and completely okay."

Steve peeks out from behind his hands. "What if Eddie doesn't want me, though?"

"Stephen Maurice Harrington, you are the biggest idiot in the entire world if you think that Edward Munson is not" she takes a breath, cringing "crazy horny for you if he was willing to find a sporty soft-core porn magazine with a guy who looks so much like you that it grossed me out to see him in the position he's in." She folds her arms again, looking down her nose at him. She raises an eyebrow expectantly.

"Do you think I should talk to him?"

"Steve, I say this as your best friend. Go do him."

Hours later, Steve is on Eddie's doorstep. The newer, nicer, double-wide trailer in front of him suddenly much more imposing than it was last week. He brings his hand to the door, lowering it and turning around before hearing it open behind him.

"Steve? Robin said you were coming. What's going on?"

Dammit, Robin. There was no way to escape now. He plastered his trademark King Steve smile on before spinning around. "Hey! Yeah, I remembered I forgot to return your book." He offers Eddie back his book, knuckles white with stress. "I didn't get around to completing the character, but maybe we can hang out next week, and you can help? Unless you're busy or something. It's totally up to you, man." He crosses his arms to put something between him and Eddie, stepping back.

Eddie raises an eyebrow. "Steve, you know I'm not doing anything. Is this about Rocky? I told you that this was going to make things weird." He hugs his book to his chest, using his other hand to lean on his cane. "If you're going to be homophobic about it, can we just forget about it?"

"I can't forget about it, Eds." Steve shakes his head.

Eddie cringes, starting to lean back to close the door, losing his balance a bit. The book slips from his grasp, falling in slow motion as Steve grabs after it. It slips through his fingers, the pages fanning open enough to allow the magazine to slip to the ground first. The book thudding to the concrete next to it. They both stare, at a loss for words.

Eddie covers his face defensively with his arm. "Steve I- I can explain. I'm so sorry that was in there. I totally forgot about it and- and- I would NEVER make a pass at you. You have to understand! I'm not like- like THAT!" Eddie looks like he wishes he could disappear into oblivion. If he still had the running power, Steve was sure he'd be down the block by now.

"You wouldn't?" Steve deflates. Of course he wouldn't.

Eddie's arm drops. "What?"

Steve bends down, stacking the mag on top of the book. "Robin said, she said the guy in the magazine looked exactly like me. That you... you probably liked me. I knew that I wasn't your type. It's okay." He offers Eddie a weak smile, he tries and fails to stop his chin from trembling. This hurt more than Nancy, more than anything.

Eddie pushes the book out of the way. "Steve." He takes a deep breath, his shaking calming down a bit. "Do you want it to be you?"

"He's thinner than me, though. I mean, I get it if that's your thing. He's thinner, way less hairy, his dick is- Well, you know, not a lot of guys are that big." Steve looks at the little bundle of dandelions in one of Wayne's mugs on the table by the door. Anything to avoid Eddie's eyes.

Eddie lets out a nervous laugh. "Steve. Steve. Look at me." He waves his hand in front of Steve's face, trying to get him to disengage from his self-hatred fixation. "I don't care about that stuff."

Steve looks into the curly-haired boy's eyes. "You don't?"

"Nah, I mean, not as much as some other people might. I like muscley guys as much as the next homo, but beggars can't be choosers in small towns."

"So you're settling for me?"

"Jesus, Harrington. Who pissed in your cheerios? No. I'm saying you're super fucking hot, like, way hotter than some guy in a magazine." He fidgets with his cane, tapping it on the floor, laughing nervously. "I've had that magazine since, like junior year. I forgot it was in that book."

"Did you have that page marked that whole time?" Steve holds his breath, his eyes sparkling as he looks at Eddie.

"Y-yeah? It's really embarrassing. I used to have this weird fantasy where you'd like, be one of those homophobic bullies who turned out to be gay and you'd do a bunch of nasty stuff with me. Again, it's very super embarrassing, actually. You totally don't have to do any of it with me if you don't want to." He tucks a curl behind his ear, looking at Steve sheepishly.

Steve laughs, leaning in to kiss Eddie. It's just an innocent peck, their lips meeting as their eyes close. Eddie's lips are softer than Steve expected. "I want to hear about it. We might try some of it out."

"Careful there, Stevie, you're gonna get my hopes up."

"And about the dick thing?"

"Steve, trust me, I am totally fine handling average."

"What about like, slightly above average?"

Eddie stumbles for a second time. "So the legends are true!!" He laughs.

(Edit: For those asking, the fic that inspired this is "Driving with the Devil" by objectlesson on AO3.)

[lluvvsilly]

My type....

[emdoesstufff]

Some Random (Humanized) Cars Headcanons

-Lightning grew out his hair for like six years and then one day just cut it super short.

-Everyone in Radiator Springs lost their minds when he walked in like that.

-He is also the blondest blond man you will ever meet.

-Sally is Hispanic and you can't convince me otherwise. I mean Carrera? Come on now.

-Whenever Lightning, Sally, and Cruz go somewhere just the three of them, people tell Cruz she looks like her mom.

-"But you've got your dad's freckles though!"

-This has made Cruz cry in public multiple times.

-(Sally and Lightning won't admit it, but they've teared up a little too.)

-Lightning's real name is Andrew, but Sally is the only one who knows.

-I feel like Jackson would be Japanese, idk just vibes.

-He's also the biggest mama's boy.

-He's got this thing where he doesn't touch fans in pictures.

-One time Cruz took a picture with him after a race with her arm around his shoulders.

-Fans were speculating for days about whether his personal rule extended to other racers or if Cruz was just special.

-That led to dating rumors.

-"It's the only picture on the internet of him touching another person. There's gotta be something going on!"

-They never addressed any of so it kind of died down.

-At Lightning's last race before Doc died, they took a picture together with his trophy.

-It's hanging in the garage with all the other Doc stuff.

-At some point, Lightning and Cruz take one that is super similar to the other.

-Somehow it gets hung up next to the original picture. (It was Sally)

-This is more of a fic idea, but I've always thought at their ages a lot of Lightning's racing buddies probably have kids that are teenager/young adults.

-So when he would invite the group to Radiator Springs in the off-season, they would bring their kids to hangout to.

-Cruz would get super friendly with all of them and take them racing.

-This probably led to a group of kids dying to become second generation racers.

- Knowing Lightning and his friends, they would eat this up. Taking all of them to train with them. (I mean wouldn't it be so cool if there was a whole group of first and second generation racers. ((Second and third in Lightning and Cruz's case. (((I will be pushing my Doc-Lightning-Cruz father-son/father-daughter agrnda.)))

- My HCs on ships are: Lightning and Sally (That's probably pretty obvious), Cal and Bobby (I've seen this a couple times and everyone's always been really chill about it), Cruz and Jackson (I've been growing super into this one for some reason), and Cruz and Natalie Certain (Not as big on this one, I've seen it a few times and thought it was alright).

[chokedonaturtle]

DIGITAL SKETCHBOOK PG 1

Brick Yardley

i love him he’s human now !!!

also chat he literally only won twice ‘last year’ girl be so fr GET OUT 🗣️🗣️🗣️ we shouldn’t be picking on cal let’s pick on brick instead !!! anyways have fun with the little things :3 PS HE LITERALLY CANT KEEP A STRAIGHT LINE THATS SO FUNNY TO ME-

bye !!!

(also suggest who’s next !!!! pls!!!!)

[marcmarcmomarc]

Kingdom Hearts IV predictions: Radiator Springs/Dinoco Rust-eze Racing Center/Fireball Beach/Thunder Hollow/Thomasville/Florida International Speedway (Cars)

Takes place after Cars 3.

Is visited by Sora, who enters the world as a 2017 Nissan 370Z before visits to Luigi’s Casa Della Tires and Ramone’s House of Body Art end with him modified into a next-gen race car sponsored by Dinoco (with Tex’s blessing) and with Cruz’s number.

It isn’t combat based. Missions include keeping up with McQueen’s top speed by racing down Radiator Springs’ main street, learning how to turn right to go left at Willy’s Butte, driving backwards with Mater, keeping up with Cruz’s top speed on Fireball Beach, avoiding pushy competitors with the Thunder Hollow challengers, and practicing with Cruz at Thomasville, culminating in the Piston Cup race at Florida International Speedway, where the objective is to win against Jackson Storm.

It’s set during Cruz’s first Piston Cup racing season, so McQueen still has Doc’s colors and spends the Florida race as Sora’s crew chief. Also, Ramone wears his “Saludos Amigos” body paint from the epilogue of Cars 3.

As Sora finishes his story, Mater is certainly unhappy with Xehanort’s actions forcing Sora’s hand. “That dad-gum Xehanort”, he says angrily. Extra points if Sora doesn’t get to the part where Xehanort is dead, then Sarge gets in his face and demands him to teach Xehanort a lesson when he gets back in a militaristic manner. “Is that understood,” Sarge yells. Then Sora tries to correct him, but gets cut off and asked again, “Is that understood,” and has to respond, “Sir, yes, sir!”

Of course, during the top speed races, Luigi is the one to signal the race to begin. In the Radiator Springs race, Sora’s top speed is tracked by Sheriff’s speed radar, and on Fireball Beach, it’s via Cruz’s personal assistant, Hamilton.

If you fail the “Turn Right to go Left” mission, Sora goes flying into the bed of cacti, and Mater fishes him out.

“I don’t like to toot my own horn, but…” (HONKS TWICE) “Toot my own horn. That’s funny right there.” - Sir Tow Mater, beginning his backwards driving lesson, 2017

Cars 2 elements will be here. Heck, maybe Mater can’t be present most for the training because he’s busy with Finn and Holley. After all, does he still owe Holley a first date?

I wanted the player character in this world to be Kairi just so Storm can feel the embarrassment of losing to not one, but two “costume girls”.

The Piston Cup race is announced as a 500-lap race, but no game developer is that malicious to force the player to race 500 laps around an oval, so they’d take after the first Cars game and make it twelve laps with the sun slowly lowering throughout the race.

Starring the voices of:

Lightning McQueen: Keith Ferguson

Cruz Ramirez: Cristela Alonzo

Tow Mater: Larry the Cable Guy

Smokey: Chris Cooper

Sally Carrera: Bonnie Hunt

Luigi: Tony Shalhoub

Guido: Guido Quaroni

Mack: John Ratzenberger

Fillmore: Lloyd Sherr

Sarge: Paul Dooley

Ramone: Cheech Marin

Flo: Jenifer Lewis

Sheriff: Michael Wallis

Lizzie: Laraine Newman

Red: Jerome Ranft

Jackson Storm: A.J. Hamilton

Natalie Certain: Kerry Washington

Finn McMissile: Martin Jarvis

Holley Shiftwell: Emily Mortimer

Sterling: Nathan Fillion

Louise “Barnstormer” Nash: Wendie Malick

River Scott: Kevin Michael Richardson

Junior “Midnight” Moon: Jason Douglas

Mater’s Computer: Teresa Gallagher

Chick Hicks: Bob Peterson

Miss Fritter: Lea DeLaria

Tex Dinoco: Humpy Wheeler

Hamilton: Lewis Hamilton

Bob Cutlass: Bob Costas

Darrell Cartrip: Darrell Waltrip

Strip “The King” Weathers: Richard Petty

Ray Reverham: Ray Evernham

Maddy McGear: Madeleine McGraw

Shannon Spokes: Shannon Spake

Cal Weathers: Kyle Petty

Doc Hudson: Corey Burton & Paul Newman

McQueen’s Biggest Fan: A.J. Riebli III

Tractors: Steve Purcell

Millie: Lori Alan

Tomber: Michel Michelis

Siddeley: Jason Isaacs

The Queen: Vanessa Redgrave

Stephenson: Joe MacDonald

Prince Wheeliam: Christopher Sabat

Sweet Tea: Andra Day

Bobby Swift: Angel Oquendo

Brick Yardley: Will Collyer

Crazy Eight Commentator: John DeMita

Arvy Motorhome: Jeremy Maxwell

Dr. Damage: Bob Peterson

Roscoe: Will Collyer

Mr. Drippy: Peter Sohn

Taco: Patrick Rodriguez

Jimbo: Anthony Sardinha

T-Bone: Andrew Stanton

APB: Jessie James Grelle

Blind Spot: Jessica Nigri

Pushover: Kaiji Tang

Tailgate: Jen Taylor

Cigalert: Barbara Dunkelman

Fishtail: Dustin Matthews

Broadside: Kyle Phillips

Patty: Maggie Tominey

Bill: Tyler Coe

Pileup: Brendan Blaber

High Impact: Lindsay Jones

Faregame: Jason Pace

Airborne: Tiana Camacho

Superfly: Django Craig

Jambalaya Chimichanga: Jen Brown

Liability: Samantha Ireland

Hit: Gus Sorola

Run: Christopher Guerrero

Todd: Alex Mai

Danny Swervez: Daniel Suárez

Ryan “Inside” Laney: Ryan Blaney

Bubba Wheelhouse: Bubba Wallace

Chase Racelott: Chase Elliott

Tim Treadless: Kerry Shawcross

Rich Mixon: Corey Krueger

Cam Spinner: Zeno Robinson

H.J. Hollis: Alejandro Saab

Ed Truncan: Adam Ellis

Herb Curbler: Burnie Burns

Aaron Clocker: Miles Luna

Harvey Rodcap: Garrett Hunter

J.D. McPillar: Michael Jones

Flip Dover: Yuri Lowenthal

Barry DePedal: Kyle Taylor

Steve LaPage: Blaine Gibson

Conrad Camber: Aaron Marquis

Sheldon Shifter: Gavin Free

Paul Conrev: Flynt Flossy

Michael Rotor: Travis Willingham

Richie Gunzit: Ben Schwartz

Eric Braker: Nick Landis

Spikey Fillups: Neath Oum

Chris Roamin’: Connor Pickens

Dan Carcia: Clifford Chapin

Jonas Carvers: Scott Frerichs

Jim Reverick: Howard Wang

George New-Win: Dustin Matthews

Noah Gocek: Eric Baudour

Will Rusch: Aaron Dismuke

M Fast Fong: Todd Womack

Nick Shift: Mick Lauer

J.P. Drive: Richard Norman

Tom W.: Christopher Wehkamp

Sudeep: Aaron Dismuke

Krzysztof: Grant George

Shriram: Bryce Papenbrook

Kurt: Django Craig

Ronald: Alec Willows

Junyi: Todd Haberkorn

Gabriel: Levi Nuñez

Aiden: Angel Oquendo

Jae: Michael Malconian

Ernesto: Robbie Daymond

Melissa Bernabrake: Cia Court

Pat Traxson: Jason Rose

Laura Spinwell: Kara Eberle

Gale Beaufort: Anairis Quiñones

[mattfromprecal]

I made ID cards/Lab clearance/Press passes for me n my Nightvale cosplay group

If u even care

These are the backs, I'm still proud of them. Enjoyed making my own logos >:)

[canned-heelys]

Kink/Fluff/Angstober '24 Master List

A new fic every day of October!

Kinktober

Oct 1: Oral Fixation | Fiddleford x Stanley (Gravity Falls)

Oct 2: Phone Sex | Dean X Cas (Supernatural)

Oct 3: Pegging | Apple White x Clawdeen Wolf (Ever After High - Monster High)

Oct 4: First time | Lightning McQueen x Doc Hudson (Cars)

Oct 5: Lingerie | Normal Oak x Hermie The Unworthy (Dungeons and Daddies)

Oct 6: Cockwarming | A. J. Raffles x Bunny Manders (Raffles)

Oct 7: Strip Poker | Spiderman x Deadpool (Marvel)

Oct 8: Overstimulation | Eddie x Venom (Marvel)

Oct 9: Only One Bed | Dick Grayson x Wally West (DC)

Oct 10: Jealousy | Poe x Finn (Star Wars)

Flufftober

Oct 11: Drunk Confession | Fiddleford x Stanley (Gravity Falls)

Oct 12: Lucky Charm | Dean X Cas (Supernatural)

Oct 13: Coffee Shop AU | Apple White x Clawdeen Wolf (Ever After High - Monster High)

Oct 14: Hoodie Sharing | Lightning McQueen x Doc Hudson (Cars)

Oct 15: Mistaken Identity | Normal Oak x Hermie The Unworthy (Dungeons and Daddies)

Oct 16: "You love me?" "I always have" | A. J. Raffles x Bunny Manders (Raffles)

Oct 17: Bewitched | Spiderman x Deadpool (Marvel)

Oct 18: Pet Names | Eddie x Venom (Marvel)

Oct 19: Yearn | Dick Grayson x Wally West (DC)

Oct 20: "I hate it" "You love it" | Poe x Finn (Star Wars)

Angstober

Oct 21: You're Losing me | Fiddleford x Stanley (Gravity Falls)

Oct 22: Betrayal | Dean X Cas (Supernatural)

Oct 23: Tired of Fighting | Apple White x Clawdeen Wolf (Ever After High - Monster High)

Oct 24: Abandoned | Lightning McQueen x Doc Hudson (Cars)

Oct 25: "You're No Better" | Normal Oak x Hermie The Unworthy (Dungeons and Daddies)

Oct 26: "You're Too Good for Me" | A. J. Raffles x Bunny Manders (Raffles)

Oct 27: Miscommunication | Spiderman x Deadpool (Marvel)

Oct 28: Growing Pains | Eddie x Venom (Marvel)

Oct 29: Tear-Stained Cheek | Dick Grayson x Wally West (DC)

Oct 30: Nightmares | Poe x Finn (Star Wars)

[roboticsstuff]

Cars walking into a haunted house Pt. 1

Inspired by: @rollingwheels (check them out!)

Okay- So, I know it's not a spooky month but it is to me! And I'm gonna show you, how the WGP, Cars 3 and 1 are gonna react when they are walking in a haunted house.

*Humanized*

Montgomery "Lightning" McQueen - Okay, So Lightning is first so what he does is that he has this cocky attitude and goes inside the haunted house but deep down inside, he's actually scared (Reference to Cars on the Road) and if there happened to be a killer clown in there Oof- Say goodbye to your hearing- Cause he's gonna scream really loud (like really loud). ☠️

Tow Mater - Oh, Uh- You can figure that out...

Jeff Gorvette - Oh he'll stand there like a statue! And he moves slowly and quietly and he doesn't want any one popping up in front of his face. He'll throw tires/hands if he gets jumpscared.

Lewis Hamilton - Just starts walking as he tries not to get jumped scared by an actor or anything.

Vitaly Petrov - He may be Russian, Tough, and strong, but- Ha! Your wrong! He's gonna make solids in his pants and he'll have to clean them when he gets home- lol!

Miguel Camino - Yeah, he's Sprinter and people are gonna be able to scare him because he's like a blur. (Because he's the runner and runs from bulls in Spain-)

Carla Veloso - Oh Yeah- She'll have some sass when she walks into the house, nothing won't scare her because she's braver than the boys! (Girl power!)

Francesco Bernoulli - He may act brave, but no, if he was teamed up Raoul or anyone else he's gonna latch onto them starts shaking and chattering his teeth with wide terrified eyes.

Shu Todoroki - He is dead silent he'll be quiet as a mouse and actors won't know he's there- But if he squeaks or squeals then it's game over for him.

Max Schnell - Oh- He'll have his hands in his pockets and walk down the hallway without feeling scared, that dude's tough as a rock- And if an actor startles him or attempts to- He'll just move away quickly but just just shrug it off.

Raoul ÇaRoul - Oh boy- That dude would have a panic attack- If anything or anyone pops up in front of him- He'll jump and scream at the same time, he'll fall on his butt and start scooting away clenching onto his chest and starts Hyperventilating and he'll have an anxiety or panic attack while Hyperventilating, but his boyfriend Rip Clutchgoneski would help him out.

Rip Clutchgoneski - Oh, Well he'll be scared at first but he'll get used to it when he realizes it's not that scary, but if he gets scared or startled he'll let out a little squeak or yelp. But he'll continue. (Just to be clear Rip will be a nervous little boy- but he'll make it out without feeling scared. 😋)

Nigel Gearsly - Easy- He'll run like hell and get scared every time when he runs into an actor-

[martianbugsbunny]

The way Sheriff calls Lightning “son” and the way Doc calls Lightning “rookie” or “kiddo” give the same paternal vibe so I now pronounce them gay married for the sake of their mutual son

[whichcouldmeannothing]

Driving With the Devil by @alienfuckeronmain

(minnie's holy grail: 6/?)

i swear. this has been one of my most memorable fics. i know, "a fic about the movie cars (2006)?" to that i say, clearly, you have never read a fic from a fandom you have previously disregarded that changed how you lived your life and destroyed how you thought of fandom

anyway this fic is really good! its funny and its angsty and its just so wonderful. if that quote on the back doesn't pull you in, maybe the thought of someone so insecure and being validated again and again of their beauty will get you, or maybe the plentiful angst or MAYBE you just like twinks. there is something here for everyone

objectlesson's fics have been such a wonderful discovery this year, and i am so so so happy i stumbled upon them at 3am on an exam day. merry christmas @alienfuckeronmain! thank you for writing such amazing works! time to leave a new essay under your fic lol

if you want more details, under the cut as always

[konckalicious]

hey girl are you a highway cause i wanna

[librarysrestrictedsection]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Cars (Pixar Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Doc Hudson/Lightning McQueen Characters: Doc Hudson (Cars), Lightning McQueen Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Making Out, Hand Jobs, Anal Sex, Age Difference, Alternate Universe - Human Summary:

Out by the dirt track outside of Radiator Springs, Doc and Lightning get up to some personal time together on the top of Lightning's car. Even while under the hot summer sun, they can't stop getting a bit hotter.

[xxglittergutzxx]

Five Over

Rain pelts against the windshield of his Cadillac. He can't see a foot infount of him but he's not slowing down. 150 and rising rapidly says the spedo. It's slower than he's used to going. He's used to being bumper to bumper, door to door with all his fellow racers. But this times different, this times he's not on a controlled track, he doesn't have the stadium lights blaring down on him or the rapid flashes of rainbow coming from every other racer. All he has is lighting falshing around, his headlights bounce of the sheet of rain infront of him blinding him from seeing the little bit of road he needs. So he turns them off. Tears poor out of his eyes, snot runs down his chin soaking his shirt collar.

 He can't believe it, he just got everything he wanted. He had won the Piston cup. He has landed sponsorships and aced all the interviews. He had friends, true friends, ones that didn't want him for his fame and money, he had people that call him on his bullshit and pull him into line when he gets too cocky. He had finally gotten a crew chief, one that he wasn't gonna turn away for nothing, one who actually got him, one that was there to pick him up when he was down, one that actually cared about him. But that's gone now and it's his fault.

180...181...182...183... Hud would kill him if he saw him like this. Racing around the Butte like a mad man. He can feel his tries slip more and more each time he goes around the track. It's only a matter of time before he finally goes off that last turn. It's only a matter of time before he lets go of the wheel and lets faith decide his future. 

It's shouldn't have been like this, it should have been him not Doc, never Doc. It should have been him going out like James Dean not Hud, not his Hud. He wasn't even going that fast, just five over limit the cops said. 

"It's my fault... It's all my fault!" Monty shouts with a sob as he hits his hands against the stearing wheel causing the car to swerve.

It's his fault. If he didn't fall off that ladder helping Sally, his Hud wouldn't of even been on that road if he didn't call him. If he didn't joke about a broken skull.

195...196...197...198... He doesn't know how long he's been out here, for all he knows it's been a few minutes. He can feel the ground under the tires getting weaker but he doesn't care, doesn't slow down.

He see can feel that last turn coming up, his hand instinctively going for the handbrake. "G-o left to go right, go left-left to go right, go left to-" He sobs to himself before he is cut off.

'Hey dirt boy, show me what you've got.' With those words, he finally lets go.

[argumentativeaxolotl]

Random Human AU Cars headcanons that probably don’t make any sense before I go to bed bc I can.

Lightning McQueen:

- Has accidentally called Doc “dad” before

- Has accidentally called Strip “dad” as well

- Bro can literally not stop moving- like he will not sit still and he tries so hard

- He has the shortest attention span ever if it doesn’t have to do with his friends or racing

- He actually really enjoys American Football and plays a modified version with Mater sometimes

- He was an orphan growing up

- Bro would 100% go apeshit feral if he lost a game of Uno

- Loves carnivals

- Dog person

- Forgets he’s rich sometimes and he can make his own decisions about money

- His love language is hugs and gifts

- He bought the Hot Wheels of his car and continues to buy every variation

Chick Hicks:

- Bit other kids as a child

- Filled water guns with lemonade and shot at people’s eyes

- Daddy issues(actually this is canon isn’t it?)

- Cat person

- Frighteningly good at card games like Casino “house always wins” levels of good. Like bro will somehow know what your cards are without even looking at them

- He put rocks in snowballs

- Alcoholic

- Loves anything horror, gorey, and True Crime

- He’s notoriously bad at getting people gifts, like seriously bro is not allowed to buy anything for anyone for Christmas or their birthdays that’s how bad it is(someone usually gets it for him)

- He probably has a huge gambling problem

- His love language is giving gifts

- He gives gifts as a form of apology because he’s shit at words

- Literally the best mustache in all of cars- like he keeps that thing at top condition 101% of the time

- He never actually finished school because his dad forced him into racing as soon as he could

- Probably had rabies at one point and somehow survived

- If you somehow manage to become a good friend of his, he’ll actually be super chill w/ you

- Rich as FUCK

Strip Weathers:

- Legally adopted Cal after his parents passed away(or sumn idk)

- Has several scars on his arm from the crash during the tie-breaker race

- He, Tex, Lynda, and Cal were practically inseparable after the crash

- He and Tex are literally the bestest of buds like they are homies to the MAX

- He doesn’t hold any ill-will against Chick even if he should and is allowed to

- The “Boy Scout” of racing(think Superman or Captain America)

- He listens to “Old Town Road” by Lil Nas X while working with his horses. Cal cringes every time.

- He never swears unless he’s serious about something or is extremely upset or concerned

- He almost fainted when he met Doc for the first time, almost immediately asking for an autograph

- He has a ranch full of horses and enjoys horse racing as well as car racing

- Received an apology gift of both cologne and a miniature trophy from Chick

- He let Chick sign his cast after the crash

- He’s tried to teach Lightning and Bobby how to ride horses with Cal’s help. It did not go well

- He wanted to be a doctor for a little while before switching career paths

- Racing is literally in his blood(he comes from a very VERY long line of racers)

- Weirdly good at writing. Like for no reason.

- He heavily fanboyed over Doc when he was younger

Doc Hudson:

- He loves Lightning as his son

- He thinks of Sally as a surrogate daughter

- Unironically says “back in my day” whenever he’s telling a story

- He owns a shotgun and it’s hidden away in his house, far away from Lightning(who keeps trying to find it with no luck)

- He knows the most shit out of everyone and all their backstories. Bro hears the gossip and goes “nice”

- He loves watching fruit dissection videos on YouTube for some reason

- Bro is great at knitting. Like seriously. Give him ten seconds and you’ll have a whole ass sweater with a theme and everything

- He is an alcoholic(especially after his crash)

- Never got married or had children… until Lightning and Sally lmaooo

- He nearly started crying tears of joy when Lightning called him dad the first time

- He has several large burns and scars on his legs and lower back from the crash(like shit is really bad dude)

- His favorite movie is the original ghost busters

- He is a cat person

- He is a neat freak at heart yet gave up trying to clean out his garage because of all the bad memories

[rookie-lou]

Cars humanized, AU:

Lightning McQueen isn't just a legend on the racetrack; he's also one of the top secret agents in the world. When he and his elite team get involved on a high-stakes mission to save lives, an unexpected twist arises: Doc Hudson crashes into their path and they all think he’s the new agent. Doc on the other hand has no idea he stumbled into a secret organization - he had other plans, which may not be very legal. Things spiral into chaos when Doc is offered a fortune to ruin Lightning—a tempting sum he desperately needs and without hesitation accepts, oblivious that he actually betrays the kid. Now, the clock is ticking. Will Doc betray the young racer he’s come to care for again, or will loyalty win over greed in the moment Lightning’s life is hanging on a thin thread? And what shocking secrets lie behind Lightning McQueen's mysterious alias, Agent X? Where’s his father when he desperately needs him the most? What are Doc’s big family secrets and why does the young racer he never met before look so familiar? Get ready for an adventure where trust is fragile, danger waits around every corner, family sticks together, and nothing is as it seems.

Coming soon on AO3. I’m currently at 29k words. Should get posted in July. (I always start to post when a story is completely done, so it won’t get abandoned)

A bit of cars 2, one plot from Treasure Planet, and mostly my imagination.

I‘d love to know if you’d read it.