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In the most soft and nicest way possible; you are invading my pmd tags and I need you to continue because I love your AU and content sorry for being anon okay byeeee
#anon do you know#do you even comprehend#how completely and utterly flattered i am#I open my inbox and am immediately shot point blank with a compliment that kills me instantly#thank you so much!!!#I’m honored beyond words that you’re enjoying my AU and content#;w;#stuff by sofie#people are nice and i am crying
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i don't think you guys understand the levels of lesbianism in this scene
this 90 caliber electric net is caitlyn's E ability......aka, she's the ONLY champion in league of legends that can use this ability.........thus, the writing decision to have vi, a separate, melee league champion, be the only one in the show that EVER also triggers it (someone informed me that cait does use it during Hellfire), with her bare hands (and against another champion, at that), suggests levels of intimacy and trust that i can't even comprehend
additionally, this isn't the first time caitlyn's given up her gun (aka ALL of her special abilities) for vi, either
oh to have a girlfriend
#i love league of lesbians#this is the kind of intimacy they talk ab on ao3#or you know what.#this kind of intimacy surpasses everything that even sappho could have dreamt up#to be fair ambessa couldn't comprehend it either#“...and the third?” WHY WAS SHE SO INVESTED lmaooooooo#not even ambessa can truly escape vi's charm and charisma#and i know exACTly where maddie got the idea to shoot cait in the neck bc look where that knife was headed#oh noxus.....they're gonna have to do a LOT to make me love you in the future shows#vi using a ranged ability and cait manually choking singed. when will the lesbians stop winning#looks like the episode 6s got a lil fruitiness to them#caitvi#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#arcane#league of lesbians#piltover's finest
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recently, Israel sent down hellfire missiles near a hospital in Gaza, which are missiles that explode into blades that slam down and cut through anything in their way. (link)

There is a video of a man with his legs newly amputated, screaming in a pool of his own blood. I won’t share the video, because it made me vomit into a toilet, but either trust me it exists or go look for it yourselves.
There is another video of a young girl, crying silently after her legs were blown off in an explosion. She explains tonelessly to the camera man that she doesn’t want fake legs because they’ll just remind her of her real ones. She is 13. (link)
A hospital is told to evacuate and they do, all the while waving white flags in a show of surrender. The IDF shoot at them anyway. (link)

Meanwhile in Israel - they begin to enforce one of the most draconian anti-free-speech laws in history.



1.link | 2.link | 3.link
Israel also claims to be the “only democracy in the Middle East”.
Israel has bombed hospitals, fishing boats, schools, refugee camps, power sources, water tanks, evacuation routes. They have killed 80% of Palestinian journalists, they have killed 100 UN workers, they have murdered over 4,000 children in 34 days. Because of the lack of food and water, Palestinians have begun to die from starvation, cholera.
If you still support Israel after all this, I believe you’re completely lost. Utterly without any humanity. Nothing could ever excuse this.
In Australia, there is an ongoing list of protests planned, as well as a permanent camp out being set up in Naarm/Melbourne to block Israeli transport company ZIM from shipping weapons. Congressional staffers in the US are finally being gotten through to - in spite of their rampant greed and long-suffering inhumanity, even they can recognise when their phones won't stop ringing with people saying flat out they'll never vote for them again.
Find resources to help Palestine globally at Ceasefiretoday.com
#I just have no words#how can you heal this kind of inhumanity#and I know Israel does not represent the interests of all Jewish people. I know there are Israelis who oppose the genocide full heartedly.#i honestly try to see israel as an entity separate from judaism as a whole bc every anti-zionist jew ive seen in protest denounces it.#says it goes against all the values they hold#and the power that jews who stand against this genocide have#ill just be forever grateful to their bravery to stand against these horrors even though it could alienate them from their peers.#even though i know now israel tries to integrate itself as much as it can in the jewish identity.#how they affirm that netanyahu does NOT speak for them#but the circles everyone keeps running in talking about whether or not israel IS committing genocide (it is)#or whether its committing war crimes (it is and many times over)#how worldleaders wont even say the word ceasefire like its fucking cursed#i feel like we're all being collectively gaslit#I just can’t comprehend all this suffering and having the power to stop it and not DOING ANYTHING#israel#gaza#free palestine#palestine
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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......
Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess
#ASK ME#ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising#no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve#anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you#...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones#I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food#and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb#I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer#s#YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART#......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking
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DO YOU THINK MAYBE IN-HO REALLY WANTED GI-HUN TO LEAVE AND GO VISIT GA-YEONG NOT JUST TO HAVE HIM AWAY FROM THE GAMES BUT ALSO BECAUSE IN-HO CAN NEVER HAVE WHAT GI-HUN STILL DOES?? A CHILD?!! DO YOU THINK IN-HO TOLD GI-HUN TO BOARD THAT PLANE BECAUSE IF HIS WIFE AND CHILD HAD SURVIVED IN-HO WOULD HAVE BOARDED!! THAT!! PLANE?!!?!!!!! DO YOU- DO YOU THNIK HHHHHHHhhhh
#i'm gonna pass out#and gayeong is only a little older than inhos child would have been#look look i think maybe#i think#if his wife hadn't died he very likely would not have become the frontman#family is so important to inho#and he can't have it anymore#hell he can't even have his brother or stepmother anymore#and then there is this man this good kind man and he THROWS AWAY his chance to finally be happy with his daughter THAT HE STILL HAS#just to FIND INHO#can't even begin to comprehend what inho must've felt#he was probably freaking out flipping his shit because THIS MAN DECIDED TO NOT GO SEE HIS DAUGHTER AND INSTEAD FIND HIM#DO YOU THINK IN SOME FUCKED UP WAY INHO FELT GOOD AND WANTED??????#WHAT DO YOU THINK AHHHHHH????(#anywaysss#lea's random thoughts#seong gi hun#hwang in ho#seong ga yeong#457#inhun#gihun x inho#squid game#tw caps#seong gihun#hwang inho#i'm talking about the airport scene at the end of s1 btw if that wasn't obvious
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+ bonus:
The Spirealm 致命游戏 (2024) | Ep. 33
#the spirealm#致命游戏#kaleidoscope of death#cdrama#cdramasource#ruan nanzhu#ling jiushi#xia zhiguang#huang junjie#kodedit#userhanyi#*gifs:mine#when i tell you this scene literally took my breath away#like my breath actually caught in my throat when he looked up at lingling like that#how#how does xia zhiguang do that with his face#it's like for a second he can't comprehend that there is someone here making dumplings for him#like he's never experienced this level of care before in his life#and the depth of his own feelings is surprising even himself#and alskjfdalskfdjlakjd#GOD#he is so in love#he looks at lingling like he's a man dying in a desert and lingling is the only water in a hundred miles#editing my own damn post to add: i realized what the look on his face is#it's love it's adoration sure but above all it's wonder
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the last SEVERAL sarcastic chorus videos im just gripping my hair with increasing intensity yelling MAN I TRUSTED YOU
#sir. sir. why are you talking like you think the show is delaying or ignoring stolas' arc. SIR-#HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS ARC tHE MIDDLEEEEE NOTHING IS BEING IGNORED OR PUSHED ASIDE WE JUST HAVENT *GOTTEN* TO IT YET AAAAAGH#'i don't look down on you when have i ever' isn't poor narrative framing its a CHARACTER FLAW you are SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE IS WRONG#just because it hasnt been addressed clearly *in this episode* doesn't mean it's being framed as valid or correct it just means it isnt#the FOCUS of this episode. this is BLITZ's episode this is BLITZ's relationship behavior patterns being put under examination#we do not have TIME to address stolas' remaining unconscious biases in this 21 minute episode and even if we did hb isn't a show with#that kind of pacing. we do shit an episode at a time here sir#have you already forgotten how annoying it was when they tried to do two things at once (cherubs/dhorks team up AND#stolitz crystal breakup) one episode ago???#guys i cant keep doing this why is everyone so bad at comprehending apology tour for some reason HELP#mine#helluva boss#helluva boss apology tour#e: apology tour#sarcastic chorus
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"There we go!" I shouted, triumphant.
The detective giggled. "Excellent work, Ms. Altava."
"...You already had it all figured out, didn't you?"
"Haha... I'm afraid I just couldn't help myself," she replied matter-of-factly. "At any rate," the detective said, adjusting her hat, "Here we are now."

"I must say, I'm getting quite excited myself," she hums, tapping the tip of her umbrella on the ground.
"So, Ms. Altava... are you ready to solve the mystery of the Living Museum?"
#mak draws crazy stupid angles that he can't comprehend correctly once for dramatic effect because he's a theatre kid once again#this was SUPPOSED to be a better drawing#but i took One (1) look at the british museum of natural history#and decided to choose life.#im not doing that.#you couldn't even force me at gunpoint.
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pov me when someone calls Eurylochus a hypocrite for getting mad at Odysseus sacrificing 6 men so now i lowkey have to kill them

(i yap in the hashtags)
#okay im being dramatic obviously but STILL#like yes Eurylochus tried abandoning the crew with circe#But that also makes odysseus a hypocrite for reprimanding Eurylochus and then turning around and doing the same shit LIKE HELLO???#Like can we stop painting Eurylochus as completely useless or a villain#Im not trying to excuse him for poor actions but this man acted in desperation when he opened the wind bag and killed the cow#Genuinely i am so tired of fandoms just watering down good characters because they can’t comprehend character development or see characters#in either black or white because of one action driven by emotion#Like is Eury innocent? No. Did he act like a dumbass? Yes.#But its ridiculous to make a blanket statement for one character and excuse the other even though they did the same shit#Eurylochus slander will NOT be tolerated#Eurylochus my son they’ll never understand you like I do💔#eurylochus#eurylocus epic#epic the ithaca saga#epic the musical#odysseus
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coming out as boring or whatever but i must admit. i don't actually find boomer-sitcom-esque "i hate my wife"/"my partner is annoying and naggy"/"its cute and quirky to shit on my partner" jokes funny even if you make them gay. sorry. but its my truth.
#rimi talks#i just find that so mean-spirited lmao like ???#and i DO have best friends who i tease and poke at a lot but not in this kind of way. like. man#if the relationship ur writing is supposed to be antagonistic and not entirely like. healthy? thats one thing#but if character A just keeps insulting character B even if they dont mean it. and theyre supposed to be best friends/lovers/whatever#sorry i do not actually find this cute or quirky or funny or endearing i just think that character A is an asshole#and okay. breaking my vague mode a bit. this is about tim drake why do people always characterize him as being a fucking ass to his friends#he loves them how many times does he need to go IM NOT BATMAN I HAVE FRIENDS for you people to comprehend that he loves them#and he's not so emotionally stunted that he can't express to people that he cares about them without insulting them what are you DOINGgGggG#like tim is not going to call kon and bart names by the time theyre besties. be for fucking real. read yj98 read robin 93#dont speak to me or my son ever again. whatever. tim sweetie im sorry people dont characterize you correctly literally ever for some reason#i dont know what wizard cursed you in this way tim. very sorry it happened though
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Being constantly surrounded by the presence of a loving God sounds great until you realize you never know when his freaky fuckin eyes are gonna show up to check on you.
And man. They do it a LOT.
#primus please let the mech breathe#what i want to emphasize most with this iteration of optimus is the inherent fucking terror of being made a prime#really pick at those little threads of how fucked the matrix as a concept is. same with the staple tropes of op himself#the idea in tfp that it can entirely change your personality. and that if you lose it you cannot remember your time with it#those implications send me spiraling. to what degree is optimus the same being as orion pax? do you forfeit your soul to be a demigod?#do you fucking die to become a conduit for the higher being that made you? letting it puppet your mind and body like a parasitoid?#if death in transformers is simply rejoining the allspark; if the soul is something splintered off from the whole;#and if to die as a cybertronian is for that fragment to merge with the whole once again. is a prime not fundamentally a dead mech walking?#a prime stands with one pede in the afterlife and one in the land of the living and has to keep up with both at once#constantly seeing visions from a plane his processor was never meant to comprehend with optics that were never built to see it#forced to adapt into an elevated being as much as a frame that still has silly things like wants and needs and emotions and base coding can#how does a mortal live when his body is no longer just his body; but a vessel fir something holy and a tool fashioned to heal the world?#when he can never truly be alone again and he has to simply live with the ever present knowledge that he is being watched#both by his god and by the world#how does one live knowing not even their thoughts are private? when your god may be living but man he does not get the idea of boundaries#guess it must be hard to grasp personal space and all that when youre an ocean of souls that left it behind#maccadam#transformers#wayward sparks#optimus prime#art tag#sometimes i feel kinda bad for putting this bastard through The Horrors. if ws gets made all the way he will be thrown so many bones#only sometimes tho >:3
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one thing i really appreciate about jinshi's character is how he has NEVER once actually had any intention of succeeding the throne. every time the idea is brought up he immediately detests it. so hes giving maomao as much as he possibly can, even though maomao has many qualms about it due to their difference in social status, but jinshi DOESNT CARE because hes NEVER cared about or wanted the status of crown prince! its been nothing but a burden to him! from his perspective the ONLY thing keeping the two of them apart are outside influences. he has no doubt within himself-- hes horribly down bad, in fact. but unfortunately his stupid JOB is getting in the way of him skipping off into the sunset with his favourite little cat
#jinshi literally maiming himself infront of the emperor and empress: “can you please fire me so i can marry the girl of my dreams”#emperor: “no. now go to the west capital relatively unsupervised with the girl of your dreams andpromise REAL HARD u wont something stupid”#also not to mention i think maomaos problem isnt that she doesnt want to marry jinshi bc she doesnt care about him-- she cares abt him A LO#which is precisely why shes convinced herself she cant marry him. she wants whats best for him and#she wholeheartedly believes that marrying her is the EXACT OPPOSITE of whats best for him.#like she has. yknow. not the prettiest of backgrounds. growing up in a brothel might do that to you#shes mentioned before- shes basically a commoner. she has her biologicaldad but hes more of a wildcard selfmade man with no real connection#and she doesnt even like him.#but she just CANNOT comprehend that someone would sacrifice so much for her and ask for nothing in return but her company#i just love them a lot your honour.#the apothecary diaries#the apothecary diaries spoilers#for the anime/manga onlies#READ THE LIGHT NOVEL#kusuriya no hitorigoto#kusuriya no hitorigoto spoilers
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Obsessing over this fic
Doodled this for it!
#etchy’s sketchys#fanfiction#not my fic#highly recommend it!!#genuinely brainrotting Over the idea of Bruce pulling out a wallet with a comically long picture roll in it#and its all his kinds and brandy and cute family moments#and jd without missing a beat pulls out a wallet#with an EVEN LONGER roll of picture and it all Rhonda#like#bestie I work at petsmart do you KNOW CAN YOU COMPREHEND HOW MANY PITCURES PEOPLE TAKE OF THEIR FUR BABIES?!#john dory#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#trolls bruce#trolls john dory#pet parent vs kid parent fr fr
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HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT THIS PICTURE AND TELL ME THEY'RE JUST PLATONIC
#jro when i catch you jro#that was on PURPOSE#they showed the romantic couple (holding hands) right next to nautiskids (limbs entangled they belong together) ON PURPOSE#(im talking shit)#GODDDDD#they mention them in the same bubble too#she was holding his hand when cd unlocked his memories oh my god#and she cradled his corpse after he died#and her reaction to his death was to PUT HIS BRAIN IN HER EYE SOCKET#i cannot even comprehend#fym “just friends”#they should do that casual trend on tiktok#transformers#nautiskids#mtmte#more than meets the eye#idw#avis talks
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you can’t show me this picture at 10:39 in the morning and expect me to act normal in any way, shape, or form
#i’m not just a clown for him i’m the whole circus#i CANNOT stop thinking about how warm he would be#how his hands would be so warm and reassuring#how he would hold me tight and just run his hands up and down#IT’S UNBEARABLE I AM SO READY FOR HIM#my clothes are on the floor faster than the human eye can comprehend#it’s freezing where i live and all i can think about is snuggling under the covers naked with him in bed#like?? sharing body heat is a perfectly viable reason for that#i’m approaching this from a survivalist perspective#JUST KIDDING i’m getting ravished so good neither of us can walk afterwards#i am a danger to myself#i can’t be trusted with this picture#look at his neck!!!!#i need!!! to make out with it!!#and the shoulders???#my man is built like a MOUNTAIN#and his chest. y’all know my fixation with it#my mouth is THERE i am telling you#clinging to him for the rest of my life#kissing every inch of his sweet face and telling him how much i treasure his heart#y’all DON’T EVEN KNOW#i will love him right into the ground#until all my strength is gone and all i can do is just collapse in his arms#gonna go pass out for 19294583722 years now#bye everyone#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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