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Who wants to hear some thotty ass hot takes abt Martin?? Me.. me! I dooo!! 👀👀😂
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this is their foreplay
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#my art#im so sorry this is so stupid#i bet ur ass they probably like doing this to each other for fun#whats the worst that can happen?
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POV: You're on Gothamtwt
just gothamite things
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#a person could literally explode in broad daylight & gothamites would just b like: wow crazy. anyways#ppl from other cities shit talk gothamites all the time but lets be real theyre probably the most durable kind of ppl#fucking brainiac could come down and threaten gotham & the citizens would just be like 'ok lol do ur worst'#every week u'll see a different piece of bat paraphernalia get auctioned off on twitter & the entirety of gotham treats it like a sport#social media au#dc comics#nightwing#dick grayson#barbara gordon#oracle#jason todd#red hood#stephanie brown#spoiler#damian wayne#robin#black bat#cassandra cain#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batman#bruce wayne#incorrect quotes#texts#tweets#twitter#crack#fanatical posting
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need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#blood tw#ruporas art#love u when i get to cuddle u and love u when i get to feel ur blood soak into my hands#being this close to one another means the eternal suffering of trying to separate love and mission. love for one and love for humanity#i like to think of pre-vol8 vash as someone who struggles with his feelings for ww bc as equal and as trusted he is -#vash knows his responsibilities and he knows/expects ww wouldn't let him stray from it either. for that he can't take to any romantic incli#and i think itd make him view ww in a stricter non-personal way... If that makes ANY sense.#for ww - take someone who youv gotten close to and ended up liking more than you expected#someone who has a belief and follows it stubbornly - someone who'll get into more fights and trouble more than youv had your entire life#ww thinks of him as a monster but he knows theres a limit he himself can take - i feel like hes considered what might be the limit for vash#for Safety measures. just in case. yknow. whenever he himself might have to load the bullet < him hyping himself up as if he could do it#my point being that the thought of vash being dead crosses his mind more than he'd like. i think its a simultaneous dread drop in his stoma#for failure of the mission - but also an Ok? They can be killed? and also a disastrous gunning of his own heart. considering how much they#both live in their own heads some days are Just the worst ever for them in each others company. but also they lov each other :[ sooo much
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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts#course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism#being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn#i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus#cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself#into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation#but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy#and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system#you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao#yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic#aromanticism#aro positivity#aroace#arospec#sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon#you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better#life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not#i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao
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she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬
#sims 4#the sims community#simblr#ts4#sims 4 edit#mysims#drawing/editing these tears took actual years off my life#editing this in general did but the tears were my hell#her name is norma jean named after her grandmother but she goes by either jeanie or jj#she works at the local convenience store and bartends at night when shes able to pick up shifts#shes the worst bartender in existence and refuses to lift anything over 2 pounds#she once convinced a customer to buy her a sweater because she looked a little cold while working#she lied and said her manager never lets them turn on the heat and casually mentioned pennys was selling her favorite sweater#and then described in detail exactly where the sweater was in the store#all she had to do was blink her big brown eyes and call them baby a few times and they immediately folded#she goes to church 7 days a week even though she hates it because that's what she did when her mom was still alive#and its one of the few things that helps her feel close to her mom#her mom died after she had to drop out of highschool to take care of her#she holds a lot of resentment for having to give up such a big part of her life#but at the same time blames herself for not being able to make her mom better#she doesnt believe in banks and hides money around her house to store it but she's also super forgetful#she'll randomly find money around the house and then treat herself like it was present she meant to leave for her future self#she loves crosswords but treats it like a fun game and refuses to check if her answers are ever right#there's ur fun little facts about jeanie 🫵🏼
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press F to inspect weapon
#hiii everponyyy…#i dont know i was just yearning i havent drawn Like This in a while#jfkskfjff#unreal.#anyhoo#WAIT ALSO ITS ALWAYS SO ABSURD WHEN PPL READ MY TAGS. APPARENTLY THEY DO. i just be sayin fuck all here i wouldnt wish reading it upon#—my worst enemy#SO LIKE. HI LOL. IF UR READING THIS. U r the bravest soldier……..#okokok normal tag time booo tomato tomato BOORRRINGGG#bye :(#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#mystuff#cookie run#crk fanart#g/t#shadow milk cookie x reader#cookie run x reader
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pov: your fav has transmasc swag
#danny phantom#danny fenton#trans danny phantom#trans danny fenton#my art#anyway this has been haunting me for months im putting this out#trying to fight ghosts on ur period has to be like top 10 worst things to do on your period#pov you show up to highschool and you have to fight demons [blood loss and ghosts] [algebra too] [geography as well]
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CAN U FUCKING BOTS STOP POSTING FUCKING LINKS W THE IMAGE BEING A FUCKING GIRL FLASHING ME WHENEVER I BROWSE A FUCKING TAG OH MY GOD?????????
#i was legit browsing#genshin angst#and#al haitham x reader#and a bunch of other like#genshin x reader#hsr x reader#etc#AND THESE FUCKING BOTS#POST PICS OF GIRLS FLASHING ME#AND U KNOW THE WORST PART IS THERES NO FILTER AT ALL#there r MINORS on this app#and they have the *audacity* to post their shit with#the worst fucking tags#no ur pussy has nothing to do w adhd#or pencils#get a fucking life
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popping in randomly after almost an entire month just to talk non stop about the tsaritsa again everyone sit down.
specifically just thinking about the implications of tsaritsa's ideals originally being about love + the abandonment of those ideals to complete her goal of, presumably, destroying Celestia or whatever she's cooking up. to the point even her people don't love her and I probably don't even remember a time her ideals were of love. now it's all just ice and snow and cold.
which makes romantic fics w her even funnier because she's purposely removed this part of herself and suddenly reader walks into teyvat like they own the place (they do) and I can only imagine her reaction. angry, probably. because why you? what are you doing to her that's caused her hundreds of years of strict adherence to rejecting "love" both from others and to others to just. collapse. absolute shattering of her world and you probably don't even know it bc if nothing else she's good at hiding it. a lot of denial. tries to pick you apart and see what's makes you so different.
and oh she just hates it. she loathes it.
basically one sided enemies to lover trope because she can't stand you for a while but if you stick around she starts warming up to you and it makes it WORSE. so much worse. tries to distance herself but your just everywhere and it gets on her nerves because why does she love you? she isn't capable of love, not anymore. she thought she was.
g-d forbid one of the harbingers or PIERRO notices she'd never live it down. might even consider the implications of just killing you (she doesnt). worse if you know about it and act like a brat she will lose her damn mind
just the tsaritsa being an absolutely horrible mess internally.
#sagau#genshin sagau#self aware genshin#genshin impact sagau#self aware genshin impact#genshin cult au#genshin impact cult au#tsaritsa#i could also talk sbt furi here and how similar they r + how writing one of them influences my writing of the other#but anyway#ive been busy moving i havent had time to write unfortunately#but i do have time for tsaritsa! and furi. mwah#i just think its funny imagining tsaritsa trying to be polite snd cordial but ohh shes SEETHING. she hates you. she loves you.#she wants to kiss you snd kill you and devour you. a horrible mess of a woman who closed herself off snd suddenly she feels exposed#she hates it. wants to hate you but oh g-d you make her soft in the worst of ways. she'd destroy teyvat itself if you asked her to#shes like a cat you gotta work to earn her trust but oh lord when you do. velcroed to your side#she will say she despises you before kissing you so tenderly it makes you dizzy. between vitriol she brushes her knuckles against your cheek#longing and yearning so violently you will tear each other apart just to be closer.#is there anything so undoing as loving another so wholly it consumes you?#she swears she's indifferent but she pampers you and sends you extravagant gifts with no name attached yet it smells like her. you know.#oh to be in a horribly complicated relationship thats almost one sided enemies to lovers w the tsaritsa that consumes you both#like two stars wanting to be closer and yet..in doing so you undo each other when you inevitably collide. caught in an orbit that dooms both#this has been ur monthly tsaritsa ranting ur welcome and goodnight 🫡#when i say im crazy sbt the tsaritsa i am so serious. i AM her number 1 fan source me
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ouyang was made in a lab for the average poor horrible little meow meow enjoyer tumblr populace bc Every time he spits some horrible vitriol i giggle. Every time he kills and murders and disembowels and maims i kick my feet. Every time he’s overcome with doom and anger i twirl my hair. and u know who also does this. Lord Esen-Temur
#ergo he’s a tumblrina#groundbreakingly ahead of his time#rip esen u would have loved making 2000483747+ posts about ur special soggy wet meowmeow#it’s even more enjoyable on the second go enfbdhdb i’m just nodding along like oh my god you’re the fucking worst. ur doing amazing sweetie#tre reread#send post
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Im so mad ab the think fast breakup I'm so serious
#fanart#my art#marvel#thinkfast#tommy shepherd#david alleyne#prodigy#speed#tommydavid#x factor#tommy maximoff#academy x#young avengers#ya#IM SO MAD literalky such bad writing on top of once again just fucking doing it off panel#what is WRONG with you#sorry im literally not buying this book#claims to be academy x fans... makes the worst decisions ever#plus that preview page sucked#poor writing all around on top of poor characterization ALREADY??#pick a struggle... ur writing professionally#im so mad#BUCJBSBJCSBJ#wjatever theyre still together 2 me#nasty
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cloud watching ✨
#SOO SORRY FOR MY PROLONGED ABSENCE 💔#ngl i have no excuse but i havent been drawing a lot at all bc im in that hating all ur art n thinking ur the worst phase sooo 🫡#soooo yah..#im also slowly maybe getting out of ninjago idk 💔#in any case… please enjoy this while i figure out what to do w myself#ninjago#art#cole ninjago#jay ninjago#bruiseshipping#ardosart
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everytime someone complains about MCs personality and how much of a doormat she is, i lose a year of my life. leave my baby alone
#tokyo debunker#yeah tell a ghoul to fuck off#that would certainly make ur missions more easy and ud get closer to breaking ur curse#it's not like you're in a whole new world and these guys have so much power over you they could do worst things to you than kill you#“she didn't do anything in chap 4!!!!” like she wasn't held at gunpoint just for existing?????#y'all make me mad
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okay actually considering the original reasoning for Poof being male was smth like "boys like water guns so he must be a boy" rather than any . formal assessment. I'd say it's entirely possible Peri could be transmasc.
#could u imagine growing up and realizing u were actually born female and ur parents just came to some random ass conclusion#based on WATER GUNS#and worst of all you actually feel like more of a man than a woman#very Cosmo and Wanda thing to do tbh#any other case of this would b actively malicious. wanted a boy so they pretended their daughter was a boy#no Cosmo and Wanda are unfortunately just dumb as shit </3 /aff#peri fop#fop a new wish#fopanw#fairly oddparents#poof fop
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totally random but i wrote ts while pooping a few weeks ago
undertakers portrayal of grief in kuroshitsuji is one of the most touching and human aspects of his character, even tho hes not human at all. he doesnt show grief the way we expect, hes not crying or breaking down, but the weight of his sadness is always there. whats so interesting about undertaker is that he hides his pain behind ts smile n laugh, making it seem like hes not affected by anything. but the more u watch him, the more u realize that his humor n eccentricity are just a mask for the grief hes never really dealt with. when u think abt it, undertaker has lived for centuries, watching so many people die, including those he mightve loved or cared abt. its not js the loss of individuals that affects him, but the fact that hes been left behind, time n time again. its heartbreaking when u rlly consider how lonely that must feel. his grief isnt loud, its quiet, that makes it hit even harder when u notice it. he doesnt talk abt it much, but its in the way he interacts w others, especially w ciel, like hes holding onto something hes lost before n doesnt want to lose again.
#undertaker#undertakersbuttcheeks#undertaker black butler#black butler#kuroshitsuji#when u pull up to the worst coping mechanism competition n ur opponet is undertaker#do not revive the dead#how do i tag this
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