#do it yourself jesus christ
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acromandus · 8 months ago
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it really annoys me to talk with people who never bother to look stuff up themselves
like there's this expectation that I have to do all the work to fill in blanks, especially if it would literally only take a couple minute google to find out
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liauditore · 8 months ago
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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.
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17gz · 5 months ago
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white guy from a country where everyone and their mom has names like John Baker and Jake Smith and Sarah Johnson and Chris Williams and Josh Brown:
its just reeeeaallyyy suspicious that your name is ahmed or mohammed :/ ummmm bot alert! scammer! yes my country is actively supplying weapons to kill palestinian people and i've donated $500 to ao3 in the past 6 months but what about my moneeeyyyy?????? anyways anyone i disagree with is part of a belgian scam ring. this is a logical step rather than viewing brown people as human beings for once in my life
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acciomjolnir · 7 months ago
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hey if you're in those toxic-af dramione fic rec groups on facebook trashing the authors whose work you supposedly love might i suggest eating out of an outdoor floridian garbage can while you're at it
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hauntedhowling · 10 months ago
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Smacks the therian/alterhuman/otherkin/ext community on here with a newspaper. Credit your GODDAMN artists or DONT POST AT ALL. Your "this is me!" Claims of people's art is not cute when uncredited. Use critical thinking I fucking beg of you. If you don't know the artist, then keep it to your fucking self!
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yardsards · 6 months ago
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so apparently my roommate straightup Did Not Know that leaving your food out on the countertop for several hours can give you food poisoning. i thought when she brushed me off every time i told her to put her food away she was simply throwing caution to the wind. "ohhh, is that why i get sick so often?" FUCKING PROBABLY!!!
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a-very-sparkly-nerd · 5 months ago
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rayla haters + ppl who think callum can do no wrong are really out here like "he's a sweetie pie he's never mad he doesn't hold grudges" and then you show them a single pixel of her and they're like no!! not like that!! like bitch bffr
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ghost-proofbaby · 6 months ago
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just watched a biker do the dumbest thing that was clearly his impulsive thoughts winning, and, without missing a beat, said “twenty four hours eddie.”
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passerinesoncaffeine · 3 months ago
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bro forgot it was a game about learning to forgive yourself even after seeing the full weight of the consequences of your actions, and realizing that you can still be loved and relearn how to love despite everything. Forgot it was a game about overcoming grief and realizing the world still moves on, with or without you, whether or not you think it's fair or if you blame yourself. You still have responsibility over your actions, and everything you do still matters, but forgiveness never promised an easy path. The complete opposite really. It's something you have to fight for, especially against yourself. You still can change people's lives for the better or worse even if you think you aren't worth a second thought. Bro forgot its a game about fighting for a better future even if things could never be the way they were before, I can tell.
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ae-cha08 · 7 months ago
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Stop thinking what you have is not enough. If God could use 5 loaves and 2 fish, He can take your little and make it much! (Read: Matthew 17:20)
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bookwyrminspiration · 8 months ago
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interesting, why don’t you like alina?
Her character is written quite well, unfortunately her character's purpose is to be so so incredibly aggravating. By which I mean she serves as an antagonistic force from the council's side Sophie & Co. need to work through to help push the message of how muddled morality can be.
Resplendent with many lovely moments like these:
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She displays such a clear lack of awareness or consideration. The overwhelming entitlement--not just as a councillor, but as an elf. She's condescending to other cultures and has beef with children (though she doesn't seem to think of them as children, as if their having their own thoughts and feelings negates any rights they'd have earned being docile and innocent, as a child "should" be), thinks herself always correct, believes in punishment over problem resolution, etc.
It's an excellent depiction of how some people really are, and it shows how it's not only villains who can be antagonistic, wrong, and hurtful. And shows how giving people like that positions of power increases the harm they can perpetuate.
but MAN is it hard to read sometimes because these kinds of people aren't open to conversation, and without an open dialogue you can't do shit to change their mind. you just have to deal with them when you're around them and, if you can, try and chip away at that exterior bit by bit
so we just listen to Alina spout shit believing herself entirely right for it, actively condescending and insulting everyone (including her coworkers), and there's nothing to be done about it. she'd just snap back harder in defense because she's not open to change and on a huge power trip. which sucks when, like Alina, they have power and influence! she is hurting people with these opinions and power! she has a responsibility she's not living up to! it's infuriating!
as a character, great, lovely, i get it. still want to glue her throat closed every time she speaks
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ahalliance · 3 months ago
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what even is an AI-powered google search . what even is an AI-chat . I’ll kill you
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macroglossus · 5 months ago
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gf baking recipes are so deeply annoying because like. i am not going to use four different flours and a laxative made from plant husks you have to grind by hand to make this snickerdoodle
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yongbbokkie · 4 months ago
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this last month I've been anticipating what Chris would do for his next solo stage, how he would one-up the last one, coz he's been steadily escalating every show... first the scratches, then he added chains, then the fucking handprints that I will NEVER get over............. so I've been trying to figure out what he'd do next, and I'll be honest, I couldn't see how he'd get much more explicit than HANDPRINTS.
but no. he did.
and this has opened up a whole world of new possibilities
Christopher. Sir. Please.
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pantestudines · 1 year ago
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usually I'm dismissive about finding typos in science publications but man. I'm on page 425/500 on a thesis about marine iguana evolution the author misspelled one of the like ~75 different species of iguana in a table and all I can think about is "this person went through hell to make this document, huh"
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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 8 months ago
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So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:
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He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.
Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….
spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]
@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit
#The fucking banana. I was talking to him through the screen like#“…a banana??? You keep bananas in…. there? You good man? A—are you okay?#What the hell are y—” [cracks up but quickly stops laughing] “Oh— oh honey… you’re not right are you?#No you’re not right. Uh…. Why don’t you sit down; your breathing sounds awful. You sound like you’re gonna die…#OH GOD [loses my shit laughing/cringing ] “Oh— oh ouch. No no no— I’m not laughing at you I just— I like your actor…#a lot… too much probably#and he’s just good at what he does and the timing of it all… this is exactly how I act when I’m home alone#I swear I’m not laughing at you… I just— PUT THAT BANANA BACK YOU’RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF”#John Hurt#stage acting#Krapp’s Last Tape (2001)#Samuel Beckett#Yeah… funky stage play. Very moving and dreamlike#[This is me gently holding Mr. Krapp and rotating him in my mind like a bowl of ramen in a microwave]#Screaming crying throwing up beating the walls#I am unwell#Ough ough ough#It’s not difficult for me to watch per se#but I’m very much the kind of person who HAS to help when someone’s having a hard time doing something#— especially if they’re old or otherwise infirm — or I’ll feel like a piece of shit for weeks… and this fucking man#this fucking man is so good at being frail and pitiful that I feel genuinely agitated that I can’t reach into the screen and help him#It’s like the torture scene in 1984 all over again where he just barely manages to wrench himself upright on the table#then immediately falls off onto the concrete floor with the most tragic sickening bone-grinding splat you’ve ever heard#AND HAS TO HOIST HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET ALL BY HIMSELF WHEN HE’S MALNOURISHED AND EXHAUSTED#Like ughhhhhh let me pick him up and wrap him in a blanket and carry him somewhere warm and safe and make him an omelette#And I know I write whump and I shouldn’t be this sensitive#but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MR. HURT YOU ARE KILLING ME#Youtube
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