#dnd class meme

[lookbluesoup]

D&D Classes - Nahte'to Vhia

bold what definitely applies to your muse. - italicize what somewhat applies to your muse.

Tagged by @briar-ffxiv and @mimble-sparklepudding Thank you both :D

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𝙱𝙰𝚁𝙱𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙽 »   toothy grins, stories around the campfire, clothes covered in pet hair, hot temper, old jeans, heartbeat in head, potatoes and steak, beaded jewelry, bruise like galaxies, mementos, backpack stuffed full, craigslist furniture, spontaneous road trips, air ripped from lungs. (11 / 3 / 0 Wow Nahte ok)

𝙱𝙰𝚁𝙳 »   homemade bread, white lies, easily excited, trying on hats, band geek, pep talks, no impulse control, sunsets, vintage fashion, long showers, selfies, following dreams, rosy cheeks, song mash-ups, pink lemonade with tequila, loves easily, animated storyteller, full of comebacks. (9 / 4 / 4)

𝙲𝙻𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙲 »   list of wishes, biting their tongue, band-aids and neosporin, shoulder to cry on, morning sun, necklaces, trial and error, homemade quilts, formal clothing, astrology fan, messages in bottles, pleated braids, speaking up for friends, feathers, motivational quotes, vivid dreams. (9 / 4 / 2)

𝙳𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙳 »   bird watching, shy kid, wind chimes, trying to whistle, summer camp, apple orchards, lost in their head, glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling, hoodies, thrift shopping, saving worms off the sidewalk, pig latin, bare feet, thunderstorms, numb fingers, braided hair, naming potted plants. (11 / 1 / 5)

𝙵𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃𝙴𝚁 »   goosebumps, leather jackets, adventure, chewing nails, cares deeply but can’t show it, bronze locks, no sleep, taste of iron, netflix binges, never forgets, combat boots, stories behind scars, table for one, official soundtracks, sore calves, trusts themselves the most. (9 / 0 / 6)

𝙼𝙾𝙽𝙺 »   always trying to be better, wanderlust, meditation, sweatpants, old photographs, yoga, sleeping in hammocks, nostalgia, minimalist design, breath of fresh air, baby animals, volunteering, perfectionist, doesn’t care about fashion, healthy snacks, noticing the little things. (12 / 1 / 3)

𝙿𝙰𝙻𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽 »   school uniforms, thick jackets, sleeping with the windows open, logical advice, scrap booking, compasses, I fight for my friends, sculpture gardens, cold morning air, big soul, likes routine, secret romantic, last to get jokes, sunflowers, practical presents, misty weather. (10 / 1 / 5)

𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 »   herbal tea, smell of rain, blinking away tears, camping trips, collecting bones, swiss army knives, first impressions, anxious thoughts, bobby pins, burnt marshmallows, too competitive, clothes lines, messenger bags, holding grudges, gets along better with animals than people. ( 10 / 2 / 2)

𝚁𝙾𝙶𝚄𝙴 »   flirtatious sarcasm, candid photos, lost phone chargers, adrenaline rush, picking dirt out from beneath their nails, social chameleon, clashing clothes, self-deprecating jokes, claw machines, sits in chairs wrong, smudged eyeliner, has too many sunglasses, eats nothing or everything. (5 / 3 / 5)

𝚂𝙾𝚁𝙲𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚁 »   infectious laugh, family trees, shivers down their spine, lipstick and roses, mood swings, clumsy, believing in destiny, high expectations, sleeping in darkness, collection of nail polish, passionate, good grades but never studies, poetry books, blowing kisses, not knowing their own strength. (8 / 5 / 1)

𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙺 »   knowing everyone’s secrets, backpack covered in pins, envy, being in walmart late at night, earl grey, selective memory, conspiracy theories and cryptids, keysmashing, need to know basis, can’t cook, bags under eyes, experimental art, flickering bulbs, black clothing all year long. (3 / 2 / 8)

𝚆𝙸𝚉𝙰𝚁𝙳 »   piles of books, cat in lap, keeping a diary, indecision, scented candles, studying alone in a café, lingering touches, museum dates, unanswered questions, taking on too much responsibility, collections, chalk dust, comfy robes, unnecessary apologies, coming home after a long day. (9 / 1 / 4)

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Winning Class: Barbarian

Just right out of the gate I guess x'D This isn't the class I'd have guessed he'd get but y'know, I can see it. He WAS raised in the woods, he IS a protective figure, he doesn't know how to give up. And he loves animals. So many pets. Nahte how do you have so many.

To a lot of outside eyes, he probably does look like a barbarian. Gridania certainly thought so. That doesn't mean he's not an old soul beneath.

I'll tag @ronqueesha & @ellastara and anyone else seeing this who wants to do it! :3

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.

[dulce-de-dragons]

Brought to you by my DnD group

[latenight-dnd]

Dnd idea: you are a Druid, and your animal companion is your girlfriend, who has been turned into a worm.

[cagedcambion]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG!!!

trip attack + menacing attack + action surge + disarming attack + CONCUSSIVE SMASH

[poison-ives777]

Hilarious idea for a dnd party:

One player character is a human bard. All the other player characters are the bard’s children from various… cross-species escapades. So there’s a half-elf child, a half-orc child, etc. And the campaign just follows their goofy family adventures.

[owlsinleatherjackets]

regular D&D game except every time I’m about to roll a d20, I break into a full rendition of “Luck Be A Lady” from the 1950 musical Guys and Dolls, complete with choreography (backup singing from other players optional)

[dungeons-and-dictions]

[thewickedbohemian]

I'm sure everyone's no doubt seen this D&D class test going around

Well, the same people also made one for D&D race/culture/ancestry/whatever-we're-calling-it-these-days

and an alignment test

So I figured I'd just post them all in one place so we can make D&Dsonas

I'd be a Chaotic Neutral Tiefling Wizard

Reblog with your results, let's see what everyone is

[doodlingcrayon]

Thank you @incorrect-dnd-classes​ for always being spot on 👌

[arthurbutus]

This is probably the funniest thing I've ever drawn

[thesnazzyjazzy]

A therapy session that is preluded by a round of DnD, with the therapist as GM, and they make thorough observations about how you play the game and how you interact with situations, and draw implications based on those, and make assessments about your mental state.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: You need to eat healthier. Fighter: No. Cleric: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died. Fighter: Oh my gods. Cleric: In a fire storm. Fighter: That sounds unrelated. Cleric: I cast the fire storm. Do not disobey me.

[glurgh]

For every rogue there's dead parents

For every druid there's a nature connected hometown

For every barbarian there's anger issues

And for every Bard there's the intense desire to be a little menace

[ladyphlogiston]

Sorcerer: Nat20 for perception!

Dm: for what?

Sorcerer:.....to tell us whatever it is you've been hinting at