#dnd class meme

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.

[dulce-de-dragons]

Brought to you by my DnD group

[poison-ives777]

Hilarious idea for a dnd party:

One player character is a human bard. All the other player characters are the bard’s children from various… cross-species escapades. So there’s a half-elf child, a half-orc child, etc. And the campaign just follows their goofy family adventures.

[latenight-dnd]

Dnd idea: you are a Druid, and your animal companion is your girlfriend, who has been turned into a worm.

[cagedcambion]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG!!!

trip attack + menacing attack + action surge + disarming attack + CONCUSSIVE SMASH

[owlsinleatherjackets]

regular D&D game except every time I’m about to roll a d20, I break into a full rendition of “Luck Be A Lady” from the 1950 musical Guys and Dolls, complete with choreography (backup singing from other players optional)

[dungeons-and-dictions]

[thewickedbohemian]

I'm sure everyone's no doubt seen this D&D class test going around

Well, the same people also made one for D&D race/culture/ancestry/whatever-we're-calling-it-these-days

and an alignment test

So I figured I'd just post them all in one place so we can make D&Dsonas

I'd be a Chaotic Neutral Tiefling Wizard

Reblog with your results, let's see what everyone is

[doodlingcrayon]

Thank you @incorrect-dnd-classes​ for always being spot on 👌

[arthurbutus]

This is probably the funniest thing I've ever drawn

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: You need to eat healthier. Fighter: No. Cleric: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died. Fighter: Oh my gods. Cleric: In a fire storm. Fighter: That sounds unrelated. Cleric: I cast the fire storm. Do not disobey me.

[thesnazzyjazzy]

A therapy session that is preluded by a round of DnD, with the therapist as GM, and they make thorough observations about how you play the game and how you interact with situations, and draw implications based on those, and make assessments about your mental state.

[glurgh]

For every rogue there's dead parents

For every druid there's a nature connected hometown

For every barbarian there's anger issues

And for every Bard there's the intense desire to be a little menace

[ladyphlogiston]

Sorcerer: Nat20 for perception!

Dm: for what?

Sorcerer:.....to tell us whatever it is you've been hinting at

[melancholitas]

Some headcanons about Luffy, Kid & Law:

What if One Piece was in the DnD universe?

I'm picturing Luffy, all brawl, going in throwing around fire fists like an unconventional fighter. Obliterating the shit out of his opponents.

Only to have forgotten he's actually a warlock. His pact boon was so done with Luffy, they decided to delete themselves from his memory and let him wreck havoc in exchange for some peace of mind.

Like he's the embodiment of "Idc what's going on, I cast fire ball!", but creating a whole new style of fighting because of his altered memory.

Kid would probably be a barbarian, but he knows a thing or two about artificery. Being the reckless idiot he is, that certainly saved his life on multiple occasions. So he bulldozes his way through, and tries to hone his skills in midst of scrapyard battles and besting the other two.

"cut the (s)crap!" "try me, bitch!"

As for Law, I can see him trying to be perceived rogue like, but hes actually a walking paradoxon. A blood hunter with an ironic penchant for necromancy. Stemming from a family of doctors, he has a strange fascination with life and death. So while he picked up on how to save lives, he decided to create a blood pact to mingle with the dead. Just to quench his undying (pun intended) curiosity about the realm binding these two concepts together. Still such a nerd, who would have guessed?

(his tattoos should spell "Life" now, just because)

He took "heal/support you? Over a dead body" literally. But only because he uses all assets efficiently. Killing isn't his cup of tea. Being an unpredictable menace is.

I don't want to imagine the chaos with them creating an alliance. Their parties crossing paths every other turn like they're cursed brings me joy, though.