#dnd and beyonce

[butch-enjoyer]

Horrible dnd ideas

Homebrew a clown class.

Make the whole party clowns.

Buy a small carosse.

Drive slowly and unthreating as possible to the bbeg private room.

-it is a tiny carosse, how bad can it me?

*7 clowns come out*

[butch-enjoyer]

Yes

Yes!

Yes!

[butch-enjoyer]

[its-mekjt]

watching C3×92 and i just looked at robbie, and his hat reminded me of formation by beyonce.

half expecting him to go: 'ok ladies, now let's get in formation."

i am very sleepdrived.

[jadenite]

idk if y’all care, but here’s an art summary template I found and filled in with what I thought were the more decent looking artworks i I managed to squeeze out of my tired brain this year.

[wormwoodandhoney]

dnd song aesthetics: YA YA by beyonce, requested #3 by anon

I just pray that he don't crash Keep this pistol on the dash, he gotta keep the faith

Yaya is a charismatic owner of a small local dive bar, where she entertains her fellow Texans and hides the fact that she is a long lost elf bard from the Feywild. She's perfectly happy using her magic to use some cutting words in a card game or charm a unruly customer, but things get turned upside down when a quest in the form of an unusual party comes stumbling in her door, demanding Yaya join them- and another shot of whiskey.

[butch-enjoyer]

Daily reminder that misandry it is just the first steps to becoming a terf. Just saying!

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Batfam Incorrect Quotes as quotes from my dnd group (pt 1)

(I also did like 12 parts but for marauders on my other account SO)

Tim:“His hand just twitched towards his blade” Damian:“Ah- Hand Cramp” Steph:"I will never be scared of a mummy, they are papery little bitches" Jason:"I feel like you get bullied by your friends" Dick:"Ha they wish- I'm the bully, wait no I don't bully- I'm not a bully" Cass:"Her head got smashed in- so head empty" Bruce: "Don't name them you'll get attached-" Damian to his new pets:"Okay so this is not Jeremy, Not Reginald, Not Howard, and Not Adam" Tim:"I thought you said I wish I had my mother's homophobia-" Dick:“Did you kill this man”? Jason:“I did.. Shepard him into the afterlife” Duke:“There's going to be a lot of sillies, it's in my bones” Damian:“You know if you're left handed- there is a 100% chance you will die” Tim:"What if i'm bisexual"? Dick:"I think you mean ambidextrous"? Tim:"...No I really didn't-" Dick to BB:“How well can a bird roll a blunt”? Beast Boy:"Theres only one way to find out- pass the weed, ill turn into a fucked up vulture" Jason, the drama king:“It's rather bold of you to place yourself in my story like that-” Damian:"What are you doing on the mountain- you don't look the type"? Jason:"Is that racism"? Damian:"No it's classism- you are dirty and poor" Steph:"Okay everyone around you dies for a few weeks, BUT you get to meet Beyonce" Duke:“Rule number one I might have broken this, no I didn't cuz im in charge”

[isabelopaque]

not a jrwi person but um. Why are there so many canon white characters?? Not as in why are they racist but like, in almost every dnd show or podcast thing theres not really canonically white characters unless it is very much a key aspect of the character. Is this just a case of the canon art depicted the character as white or in podcast are they describing the characters as specifically white???

(Podcasts as a whole can have a problem of 'I dont see race"-ing their characters and then letting fannon develop a race for the character -which are usually based on stereotypes becuase fandom loves to be racist- and then reaping the reward of being seen as having a diverse cast while still not like. hiring POC. But that is a whole other can of worms and this seems to be a wildly different problem)

Grizzly as a dm specifically has an issue with describing skin tones Badly like it was a controversy in like 2021 where he described an npc named Lizzie as "looking like beyonce" and "almond toned(? I dont remember the exact wording)" and then publishing commissioned art of her being stark white and had to apologize like I didnt think it made a difference..... 🥺 Theyre all human characters 🥺 and then had to apologize again. Like its Bad. Jrwi is not a good show. But this is something that has been a reuccuring issue to the point of when redrawing lizzie grizzly asked a Black minor fan to be his helper so to speak. I dont know how he recovered from that one. I dont know why people give them money at all atp. But yes grizzly especially as dm will often describe skintone. Its not good

[beardedmrbean]

[Huey Zoomer Anon]

After that DnD hero “fest” and the complaints about Disney Wish and Raya. I realize something

Sjws like non white cultures aesthetics

Not our cultures dynamics, values, and such

“This series is for everyone!” In a gentrified urban area of a city or theme park way

What that thing I learn because I consume shit past kid shows during my development years?

Oh right

NUNACE NUNACE NUNACE NUNACE NUUUUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAACE!

Like I pointed out in my fantasy world building, I showcase that all civilizations and cultures are capable of great compassion and great violence

Oh riiight I don’t have the emotional intelligence of a 5 year old and acts like a proper adult (mostly)

Also the random black person we see in modern fantasy. A lot of people think Yasuke in shadows is that, when in reality they just do a what if continuation and after learning about a certain Southeast Asia group. Oooh someone at ubi found a post shadows goldmine.

But I think they presume every black person is a low self esteem narcissist who infiltrated the creative process while not giving to fucks about actually Africans kingdoms and tribes we can use

Also…African Americans…you know that many African groups created their own entertainment companies and such we can easily collab with?

Oh, just me? Ugh why am I more mentally mature that so many adults in my community?!

After that DnD hero “fest” and the complaints about Disney Wish and Raya. I realize something Sjws like non white cultures aesthetics Not our cultures dynamics, values, and such

I don't know that I'd say SJW's but ya lots of people like to observe or wear cultures like a costume without actually participating in them,

“This series is for everyone!” In a gentrified urban area of a city or theme park way What that thing I learn because I consume shit past kid shows during my development years?

Not really anything out there that shows the real world that's going to resonate with everyone, we all have our own unique stories after all, gotta go for a wide range the best you can.

Also the random black person we see in modern fantasy. A lot of people think Yasuke in shadows is that, when in reality they just do a what if continuation and after learning about a certain Southeast Asia group. Oooh someone at ubi found a post shadows goldmine.

ya he's far from random, still don't understand why people got so bent out of shape over him, guy was real and the story is make believe and constructed using elements of real life, really shouldn't have been a issue.

Make something about Apollo XI and have Buzz be black ya I can see issues there, the annoyance over Yasuke is confusing to me though.

Can't shoehorn someone if they actually existed, even if the story is a bit different.

But I think they presume every black person is a low self esteem narcissist who infiltrated the creative process while not giving to fucks about actually Africans kingdoms and tribes we can use

Writers and such do seem to have that as a fairly common theme

Also…African Americans…you know that many African groups created their own entertainment companies and such we can easily collab with?

Some of them are super successful too, Dre', Jay-Z and Beyonce, Spike Lee, Diddy was rollin in it even if he was scum.

Oh, just me? Ugh why am I more mentally mature that so many adults in my community?!

That's going to be different answers depending on the person and or group being addressed.

Fun times I know, best we can do is be our best self and try to lead by example if we can.

[creacherkeeper]

fave song at the moment?

what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

fave song at the moment?

honestly i have been fuckin jammin to texas hold em by beyonce lmaooo. fixing me while i work on finals

what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

in chronological order:

shawn spencer from psych. uh. oops

this is gonna sound silly especially to people who are newer to my blog but i wrote a fairly extensive au for an old fandom where four of the main characters were children who get adopted by one of the older characters and it started from an anonymous ask and eventually evolved into a full au with like a lot of installments and tens of thousands of words and writing it is what made me realize i wanted to be a dad and adopt kids and now thats a fairly central part of my future plans. weird that an anonymous ask with an au prompt can change your life like that but

the library of lensa dnd homegame run by @masculinepeacock. the most important people in my life were strangers who i met through that game and i am now 2 years sober and in a masters program learning game studies because of it

[lifeasmisse]

Some character designs of my group’s dnd characters! Love playing in our second arc with a warlock who’s goddess is a Beyonce pun and a wizard who is a part of a white lotus-esque organization.

[crayonurchin]

A Christmas/ Hanukkah gift for my dnd group I play in

Featuring one fiery inventor, fantasy Beyonce, an anxious robot and one nasty boi

[verusalka]

i didn't draw them all separately with the intention of putting them all on the same canvas but i remember being a wee lass and thinking about how cool it would be to make art like this and now i'm obsessed with all of my dnd characters anyway this is 4 u beyonce

[fysa]

AHHH do you have any random fun facts about any of your ocs

AH okay. bullet list for you:

if you saw Helia (getting hydraulic pressed) she's a 100+ party girl robot who decided to be a girl. She's actually lived longer than that but before that she was basically a robot god and before that she was a person.

In our friend's dnd setting we all basically made up fantasy panera and my character invented like. mass phone calls but for the message spell. they came into existence fully formed and is the court mage for the empress (their bestie they tried to whack with a staff but rolled a 1 and failed miserably)

in any setting Lambda is tortured by an entity. blue hair pronounce and autism.

my next dnd character thinks theyre jesus and would listen to lady gaga and beyonce religiously

one of my characters named her raven after her dead girlfriend. shes a vampire with a motorcycle. one of my other vampire characters is a retail worker who is functionally a dhampir and got sent to hell (ohio)

helia and lambda both originate in different games but have a set story in suspira

kat

[alicedoessurveys]

35 Get to Know Me Questions

What is your nickname?

Bong

When is your birthday?

11th June

What was your longest relationship?

a few months. ive never had a proper full on boyfriend. im asexual so as soon as they start wanting that im like ick

What is your favourite book?

i have a few; The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and The Horse by Charlie Mackesy. The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman. The Heartstopper Series. Many more but i cant list them all

What is something you're insecure about?

myself. just pretty much everything about myself.

5 Male celebrity crushes:

Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, David Thewliss, Taika Waititi, Ethan Hawke

5 Female celebrity crushes:

Kate McKinnon, specifically in Ghostbusters... i cant think of any others that i class as crushes

What is your dream job?

actress

What do you consider your biggest accomplishment?

standing centre stage in front of a theatre full of people and acting my ass off after being told id never be able to because of my anxiety

What is a fact about you that nobody would believe?

ive perfomed on stage with Take That

What were your highs and lows for this last month?

highs; rehearsing for the show im in at the moment, getting my hair done, spending time with family, dnd with friends, seeing Jonas Brothers live, my mom getting the all clear from cancer!

lows; multiple anxiety attacks, finding out im going to be homeless in the new year

Where is somewhere you'd like to visit?

Italy

How do you de-stress?

Play sims. Have a bath. Have a nap. Cuddle my bunny.

What are your favourite apps besides tumblr?

instagram

Describe yourself in one sentence.

a bit weird, a bit awkward, but a nice person

What do you think makes you attractive?

my hair

What is something you're really good at?

overthinking

What is something you're really bad at?

socialising

A time that you told a lie.

i honestly cant remember

What's a totally random and useless fact that you know?

in 2016 Mozart sold more CDs than Beyonce

Who knows you the best?

my cousin

What is your most prized possession?

a funko pop figure of my best friend rhys who died last year

What is your longest friendship?

rhys, we were friends since we were 3 and he was 28 when he died

When did you first feel like an adult?

probably driving a car on my own for the first time after passing my test

Do you/ Have you played any sports?

i dont play sports but i do dance and im looking at maybe joining a netball team in the new year

How are you feeling right now?

a bit anxious, health anxiety is kicking my butt

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

night owl

Do you believe in love at first sight?

for me personally no, i think i need to get to know someone well first

Favourite song lyrics right now?

"Maybe it's okay, if I'm not okay, cause the one who holds the world is holding on to me. Maybe it's alright, if I'm not alright, cause the one who holds the stars is holding my whole life."

What does self care look like for you?

allowing myself to have a lazy day. sitting on the sofa all day, watching films, playing video games, not doing housework

Describe yourself with 3 singers.

the singer whose songs i relate to the most is Cat Burns

What makes you nervous?

like, everything 🤣

What’s a pet peeve you have?

people being unkind

What will always make you cry?

so much, especially since my bestie died. im an emotional wreck.

What kind of first impression do you think you make on people?

im usually pretty shy and quiet at first so most people see me like that