#divorced grandpas

[viquipo]

could u draw ben and kenji coparenting bumpys egg :00

Someone call cps bruh speckles gonna die

[demonic0angel]

Health Insurance (click for clarity)

I have a headcanon that Maddie and Jack did not have health insurance or insurance at all tbh, so Jazz really enjoyed the benefits of marriage.

So basically, in this idea, Dick and Jazz marry (bc Dick needed custody of Damian but he’s a single 20-something year old man, while Jazz was getting hounded by the Ghost Zone/her parents idk) but never fall in love. The two of them make a deal to get married and then parent Damian together, but then Dick finds out that they’re falling in love with each other’s siblings so he’s like “let’s divorce”.

It goes well and they both split things evenly or equally and it’s a very peaceful, amicable divorce.

Until they get to the custody of Damian. And then all hell breaks loose.

One of the dirtiest, most underhanded, and vicious custody wars ensue. In the end, they get split custody of Damian between Gotham and Blüdhaven. (He’s weirdly happy with it bc they fought so hard for him and they didn’t involve him at all except for courtesy questions).

Part two

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Panel 1 has Dick’s solemn face as he’s looking away.

Dick: Jazz… we need to talk. I know that you’re in love with Jason…

Panel 2 has Dick’s side profile while we see Jazz stare at him in shock, holding a spilling teacup as she’s dripping tea.

Dick: *still looking sad* And I’m also in love with your brother Dan, so I think we should divorce.

Panel 3 is the both of them across from each other, in a very simplistic style. Jazz still looks vaguely shocked and Dick still looks sad.

Dick: I know that we both care for each other, but we’re in love with different people.

Panel 4 has Jazz finally snapping back to reality, as Dick continues talking.

Dick: It’ll be an amicable divorce, so I think that—

Panel 5 has Jazz standing up with a BAM! and knocking her teacup when she slams her hands on the table. Dick looks startled.

Dick: !

Panel 6 has a close up of Jazz’s panicked expression as she’s shouting.

Jazz: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEALTH INSURANCE?!

Edit: I changed the pictures to add the right font and a ring on Jazz’s finger.

[canisalbus]

out of curiosity, did Ludovica and Vasco ended up having children? I know they probably wouldn't like the thought of it much, but I bet their parents would have at least ask again and again about when they're having kids.

They most likely ended up having offspring, initially to give in to their parents' relentless pressuring, but later found out they're both good with children. Right now I'm thinking they had twins, a girl and a boy, and both survived into adulthood.

[pain-is-too-tired]

Lee: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Travis:It's this cause Luke called you crying again?

Lee: He's upset he lost custody of Chris. Gods, Iris needs to add a block feature.

Michael: I still think killing him's easier, but hey, he's your ex.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time

[griffincastle]

Your service to the overlords is appreciated :^)

[abbyymerry]

“Congratulations” Part 1

In which Mr. Qi showed up at grandpa’s farm.

To be continued…(next part is in progress)

[the-metatron]

Sad Beige Grandpa

I'm sorry, but I believe you have me confused for someone else.

[marciliedonato]

I love how everyone's like 'ah. Chilchuck my fav old man... Just a grumpy little old man :') '... and then the old man in question is literally 28 😭💀💀

[masteredinstinct]

𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽 : 𝙻𝙳𝙿𝙳𝙻 𝚃𝚆𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚈-𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚄𝚁𝚈 𝙵𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙾𝙽 .

[marinerainbow]

*During the time Poppy's mother, Buttercup, visited her*

Poppy: I don't understand why you and father can't just get a divorce.

Buttercup: Oh, 'The Hollywood' way?

Buttercup: 'We're out of mustard. Let's divorce!', 'I'm a little sad. Divorce!'

Buttercup: 'We've grown apart over the years. Our adult child has moved out, and we no longer have any reason to stay together. Divorce.'

Poppy: That is an actual legitimate reason to get a divorce!

Buttercup: Besides; who's going to want me after what you did to my body?

Poppy, hands holding her kettle shaking: ... What I did?

Buttercup: *sighs and pulls out a painting* Anyways. Do you want this? Your grandfather painted it years ago- Now that was a man who knew what marriage meant.

Poppy: Um... Yes, I'll take it.

Buttercup: I mean, you might as well take it. I did drive it all the way out here.

Poppy: 'Oh great, the guilt tripping. I was wondering when that was coming.' Yes, I will take it.

Buttercup: That's all you ever do. Just take, take, take.

Poppy: ...

Poppy: *clenching her mug so tight by now that it's at risk of crumbling in her hands* How long are you going to be here, mother?

Buttercup: ... Just pour me a drink.

Poppy: Fine.

[detentiontrack]

Hmmmmm my grandpa wants to invite my grandma to my graduation but I haven’t talked to her in a year and I just KNOW she’s going to comment about my body/weight gain and/or (probably and) how much I eat at brunch afterwards

[lanternlightss]

Silly doodle I made based on the tags you left on the ask answer (in case it’s visually confusing the bottom textbox is read first)

(decarabian design by @gr3yart because both this design and the king have longass hair and “hide” their face in some way)

I was originally imagining if those two ever met, the king would be a similar height to how he was at (act 5? act 6? the point at which you actually defeat him for good and he’s frozen in time) and he’s tall but not floor-to-ceiling tall but this is funnier. Deca being very tall by human standards compared to. The King. Deca constantly yapping about The Divorce while those two have a serious conversation about how to most effectively make things stay the same forever. I am sosososososoosossoo normal :) (resisting the urge to draw and/or write an old mond and isat crossover)

CACKLING SO MUCH ???? HELP ???

this is AMAZING oh my god i love this so much. decarabian just standing in front of the king, fully in “(sigh…) i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot.” mode is making me lose it 😭😭 AND HIM CONTINUING TO YAP ABOUT THE DIVORCE AT ANY OPPORTUNITY HEJSHDHD like the imagery of the king carefully trying to preserve a specific memory and here comes deca, who recognizes it for something else, and is just like my wife did that once …. i did not understand at the time why, but looking back, looking at this …. :(

and oh ??? that would be such a fun idea, esp if the king hasn’t fully committed to the. freeze everyone in time decision yet. on the edge of it, about to enact the nightmare …. decarabian getting to know about the universe too and how it deals with wishes would be 👁👁

these two would be on celestia’s “watch OUT” list So Fast.

[nefertiti-fooling-fellow]

Me being so into Good Omens has a little bit of an ironic twist to it when I spent most of my childhood rejecting the trappings of religion that my grandfather, who’s a pastor btw, tried to put me into.

I bet my grandfather would twitch his eyes menacingly if he learned I acquired most of my knowledge about the Bible from a silly little queer show and NOT from his efforts of trying to bring me into the church.

[fishfingersandscarves]

pov you are my grandmother (antisemite who insists she's not bc she had "a Jewish friend once")

[gentlenotes-moved]

you guys i might see my younger cousin i only see like once every 5 years today :( <3