#divorced!Price

[dante-mightdie]

my take on divorced!john fancying the nanny <3

he’s not fully in the clear yet. he’s separated from husband wife, she’s fully moved out and signed over custody of their son to him. all they’re waiting on is the divorce papers to be rustled up

it’s not uncommon for him to ask you to stay for days on end, caring for his son and watching over his home when he’s away on short-term deployment. more than happy to pay whatever it costs him. always comes home to spotless house and his boy ready to greet him at the door

except this time, when the mission wrapped up earlier than expected. his flight landing in at an ungodly hour so his arrival is unknown to you. the house is dark when he gets in, dead quiet just as he expected considering how late it is in the night

his footsteps are light, even lighter once he starts tripping over toys and his son’s playpen still strewn about in the front room. he’s not used to coming home to this with you about. he’s not mad by any means, but he can definitely feel the added personal touch you’ve let lingering on his home

he finds an empty tub of ice cream on the coffee table, his ice cream to be specific. it was unopened when he left and here it sits in front of the tv with the spoon still in it.

cheeky, he thinks. he begins to wonder how much of his stuff you pinch and replace before he gets home. he’ll make sure to tease you on that in the morning, watch you fluster before he laughs and ruffles your hair. ensuring you that you can have whatever you want of his, darlin’

when he stops in the bathroom to shower, he finds your bras and panties hanging up to dry next to the medicine cabinet. he can’t help the way it makes his stomach twist in a deliciously achy way. not because of the juvenile inclination that he’s seen your undergarments

but because they’re yours, and they’re hanging up in his en-suite bathroom. makes him wonder where you’ve been sleeping for a good few seconds before he actually switches on the bedroom light and sees his covers strewn about

another secret of yours revealed to soon. you’d complained about the sofa being uncomfortable to sleep on when he was away in a passing comment. his original plan was to buy a more comfortable pull out bed for his office

but this is much better. his sweet nanny curled up in his bed, drooling into his pillows. what side do you sleep on? do you occupy the place which originally belonged to his ex-wife? or do you stuff your face into his pillows, breathing in his musky scent?

he only wishes you didn’t wash the sheets before he came home :(

he finds you in the nursery, curled up on the rocking chair with a blanket on your lap and a book hugged close to your chest. snoozing peacefully alongside his son who was dozing in his crib. he checks on the infant, pressing a kiss to his forehead before making his way to you

the book you’re reading is the one he’d left on his bedside table with his reading glasses. some non-fiction book about the Cold War he reads before bed. he tucks it under his arm before reaching down to scoop your sleeping form up from the rocking chair

the blanket once covering you slips off, pooling at his feet and it takes everything in him not to let out a groan and wake you up when he sees you sleeping in nothing over this his boxers and his old lieutenants t-shirt

the engraved ‘Price’ branding your chest is simply an omen of good things to come :)

[gomzdrawfr]

absent father divorced Price with a kid I love

inspired by bier's post

[miawolfo]

Just had a thought. The joke about morticia and gomez adams going though a divorce but it's just some fun for them. That but with price and his wifey. Like wifey joked about a divorce and how John wouldn't be able to even if he tried, and he takes that as a challenge. So they go though a divorce, bringing it to court, wifey is stone faced throughout, and John keeps giving wifey more things, like keeping the house, the dog, with his serious captian face. They argue about where the rest of the team will stay, like they are their Children. Soap insists on staying with wifey cuz "Bonnie needs someone tae be thare wi' her in thae tryin' times". They get Simon to agree to be on prices side, and gaz being pulled in both directions. Or they all side with wifey again soap with the same excuse. They still live with eachother throughout the "divorce" and pretend to hate each other at home (playfully) when the divorce finally goes though they just get married agian, and that's how they renew their vows or smthn.

[auspicioustidings]

So the 141 are obviously not telling anyone in their personal lives about the team. So it's not like you fucking knew John Price was Simon Riley's Captain when you started dating him. Imagine your surprise when you are enjoying a nice chat with your boyfriend at his work and your ex-husband walks in to talk to his Captain :')

[tempfrangit]

what if… what if start another divorced!John x Reader, but they’re soon to be divorced and John’s not having that? He left for a mission for Queen and Country and you’d move out, left the emergency credit card he always said you should just use for anything you want, your keys, your ring, and next to everything you’d left is the divorce papers, waiting for his signature

You haven’t blocked his number but you refuse to talk to him about anything except the papers you left him. It’s not much different living on your own, just rent for your flat and it’s… honestly nice? You’re finally making good on your word and catching up with people, taking a yoga class, thinking about adopting a dog maybe… or a cat maybe that seems like less running around outside. You’re going out with friends again, having drinks and not thinking about how you have to drive home to an empty house.

This weekend your friend found a hook up, and you’re thinking… I mean it’d been almost a year, a bitch has needs other than a vibrator. When a man sits next to you at the bar you squash that idea, because he’s too close, his cologne too familiar, you roll your eyes and get up to find another stool . And yes, you do jump when John asks where you think you’re going

[syoddeye]

Thinking so many divorced john price running off your boyfriend thoughts, you say~?

👀👂🏼🤚🏼

siiigh yeah okay divorced john price showing off the prominent tattoo dedicated to his ex-wife every chance he gets. who tells strangers all about his missus when they ask. talks as if they’re still together.

he seems to always know when your new boyfriend is home. (in his home—the one you both picked out). and while he dutifully pays his monthly maintenance, he always has an envelope of money when he shows up on your doorstep. it's your allowance, sweetheart. the same one he gave you when you were married. let me keep this one promise.

he plants his feet in the doorway and leans an arm on the frame. no matter how hard you try, he won't be moved or shooed away. no matter how many times you frantically whisper for him to stop showing up like this, or you need to leave. he finds it funny that you want him gone so bad, but you're trying so hard to reach the envelope dangling above your head.

he's especially smug when he catches your eyes repeatedly, involuntarily, flicking to where his shirt hangs open, unbuttoned far more than it needs to be. where your name is permanently inked in black over his heart. he has the brief, tempting thought to rub your nose in it.

he hears your dullard of a boyfriend hiding in the kitchen. not fucking man enough to come and greet his better. so when he finally lets you take the envelope, ignoring your insistence that it's only to get him to leave, he has no qualms about stealing a quick kiss.

maybe you shriek. maybe you swear. he just winks and tells you he'll see you next month.

[yeyinde]

thinking many thoughts about a therapist reader stuck with price after he gets himself written up for mandatory anger management sessions by laswell…

he'd fight that on every level imaginable. poor reader. in storms this burly bear of a man who is uncommunicative (at best) and aggressively pacing around the room like a caged tiger, ripping apart the fundamentals of your profession (at worst).

i see Price as a mix of his traditional upbringing and someone struggling to circumvent some of the uglier aspects of these values that he doesn't believe in. on one hand, he can respect therapy as a whole. but on the other, when it comes to him and his problems, it's pseudoscience. a man of many, many contradictions. he's very much a "respect is earned, not given" kinda guy in my head and i don't think he really holds any love for what he sees as someone trying to change him (even if it's for the best).

but also. i love pairing him up with smart, ernest people. i think the juxtaposition between him (eternal grump) and them (burgeoning sunshine) is just spectacular. and his therapist having that easy-going, i'll split my hard earned cookie in half so everyone gets a piece/yes, i did bring enough gum for the whole class i'm so glad you asked! temperament would be impossible for him to deal with. anyone else and he'd just blow up. leave. throw his impressive weight around to get what he wants.

but then he's faced with this competent person (which he respects) who is just genuinely trying to help him because they see something in him that he doesn't want to admit is still there, and ahhhhhh. i'd love to see him flustered. uncomfortable. and i think that'd do it. (plus. i love throwing a person at him who is the model of his speech he gave Gaz, which i 100% believe was ALL bullshit. i think he felt Kyle slipping away and needed something to reel him back in, and also; it's Cope. he prescribed himself a serious dose of Cope, and it's so obvious. UGH. what a dumb, emotionally stunted, manipulative man. gimme him RIGHT NOW. and then you pop up and it's a slap in the face against everything he pretends to believe in!!!!)

anyway!!!! the first thing he says when meeting you would be some eclectic mix of disrespect and grumpy old man yelling at clouds.

"this might work for other people, sweetheart, but it won't work for me." and you just sit, stunned, and try to wrap your head around that.

[monsterslikemango]

How I headcannon the cod characters would dress off duty

John Price

Granola Dad aesthetic

Carhartt & Patagonia 

Baseball hats & beanies heaven

mostly wears boots and hiking shoes but has a pair of Birkenstocks Gaz bought him.

Wears a very nice tactical watch 

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick

Rich London private school

I headcannon Gaz was raised in a wealthy family — old money yet his dad had a good job to which only added to it. (Probably a judge — would explain where he got his very strong sense of justice from)

Really is just a pretty boy

Old money style, new money shoes

Definitely smells super good! Think Vanilla Sex or Tobacco Vanille by Tom Ford

Gold jewelry — usually small chain and gold watch

Johnny “Soap” MacTavish

Let me get this out of the way — he still dresses like he’s in high school just a little bit more organized now

Loves to be comfortable — baggy jeans, jackets, hoodies.

Lots of white t-shirts basically wears them with everything, same with white shoes but he can’t keep the shoes clean to save his life

Bought a pair of air forces, they were dirty in a week

Wears a fair amount of jewelry — silver

Never leaves the house with out his cross or medal of Saint Gabriel (he grew up Catholic)

Simon “Ghost” Riley

The girls know what’s coming

Biker

Definitely can dress nice if he tries but is more than likely wearing a black t-shirt, black jeans, and a hat

Keeps his head down — tends to always wear a hat in public but avoids masks as not to draw attention to him self — doesn’t matter cause he’s probably wearing his helmet anyway

Spends most of his off time in the gym — grey sweats and a black tee

Not really a jewelry person

Belts <3

Phillip Graves

Country boy through and through

Nothing else to say here

Definitely smells good though — think Dior Homme

[shotmrmiller]

having someone serve simon divorce papers and he takes them like one might take a flyer being thrusted into them on the street only to eventually have them back to you because he will not be severed from you- not by ink or law.

[dante-mightdie]

mmmm divorced!john finding out that his nanny had their loser boyfriend over whilst he was away when he checks the nanny cam and sees you not so blissed out on his bed

not only did this prick come into his home, distract you from your work, but then he leaves without making you cum? leaving you no choice but finish yourself off with your fingers or pull out the travel vibrator stuffed in your overnight bag in the corner of john’s bedroom

that just won’t do for john :( no wonder you always look so tense when he gets home from those short term deployments but that’s okay

now he knows what to give you instead of cash for your bonus this week <3

[evast]

I think the new lis should have them constantly be breaking up and getting back together again because they’re obsessed with each other

[cod-dump]

Price: We're the only two people on this planet that doesn't think we're married

Nik: We don't think we're not? We both KNOW we're not

Price: I'm beginning to have my doubts...

Nik: Don’t tell me I have to convince you too...

Price: The only difference between us and other married people is that we can't even get a divorce

Nik: We get married now and I can start the divorce proceedings in the morning!

Price: Why Nikolai this is so sudden...

Nik:

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

A Valentine Day's card Vincent sent to his wife, Mary 🖤

[music4soul]

Nik’s father always told him to never mix chemicals together because it could be deadly to himself and everyone around him, and God he wishes he’d listened to him instead of getting involved with a certain Captain from a certain TaskForce, because a small issue can lead into something big, and then they argue, and then they drink, and then they have drunken sex, and then they wake up with a headache in the morning.

“I hate you.” John grunts as Nik thrusts wildly in and out of him, brows furrowed and eyes hazy with lust and something dangerously close to spite. “Can never stop sleepin’ around.”

“Would not have to if you made time for me.” Nik responds with a bitter tone, which soon turns into a groan as he feels John clench around his length. “Ебать!”

“You prick. You know that I’ve tried, and when I do-“ He pauses with a whimper, feeling himself nearing his climax. “Y-You’re always-“

Suddenly, John’s body tenses up and he clamps his thighs around Nik as he comes, a filthy moan leaving his lips and strings of his release splattering on his stomach.

Nik doesn’t stop though, no. Instead, he goes harder and faster, overstimulating John’s senses to where he can only babble out “I hate you’s” and “Nik’s”, stars dancing in his vision as his prostate is assaulted over and over again.

“You hate me and yet you always end up here, in my bed beneath me.” Nik grunts as he stares down at John, shifting a bit to piston deeper into the Captain. “Why do you think that is, hm?”

John begins to get louder, eyes flying open and back arching as his body begins to tremble.

“If you hate me so much, why not get rid of me. Ignore me, ship me out to a different base, kill me.” Nik says, and John musters up the best frown he could and looks away. But Nik won’t have that and brackets the man’s head between his arms before leaning down so they could be eye to eye. “Look at me Johnathan. Look at me. Answer the question.”

And as their eyes met, Nik lets out a feral grunt before catching John’s lips in his own, tongues dancing and teeth clashing in the sloppiest way possible with Nik coming inside the Brit, who soon followed.

Soon, Nik pulls away and stares dead into John’s hazy blue eyes, a string of saliva still connecting the two. He then leans down and kisses his neck, working his way up to his ear and kissing the shell of it before grinning.

“Because you can’t.” The Russian says simply, and John can do nothing but let out a whimper as Nik flips him over on his knees and pushes his chest down to the mattress, face buried into the satin pillow case that laid on the bed as Nik began fucking him once more(and if they ended up cuddling right after and holding each other so tight that they could barely breathe, then sue them).

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Nikolai meets Kimmy and John's sister, Carol, for the first time shortly before Christmas. It's a litmus test to see if Kimmy finds him too scary to spend Christmas with.

He dresses up in a full suit and tie, shaves, does his hair and buys them both flowers, plus a new rubix cube for Kimmy. When John sees Nik exit the bedroom of his tiny Clydeside flat in several grands worth of tailored suit, he laughs and asks why.

"I must make a good first impression," Nik says like it's the most obvious thing in the world to dress up to the nines for a seven year old and her mum, and John's just uncultured. John didn't think he could love Nik more. Turns out he was wrong.

[baji-boo]

Chloe and Max

[wip] A little domesticity with Chloe and Max after the terrible news from that new game