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Ghost makes INCREDIBLY uncomfortable jokes, when he’s feeling petty. Like..

Say they’re hiding in a small space, getting away from enemies

“Me an’ my brother used to hide like this from my old man.”

They all just look at him. Price- who had repeatedly told him to knock it off. Just stares, unamused.

Gaz is like “oh.. uh. Sorry about that mate.”, always reacts like that. If he uses it to get his way, gaz will give in first.

And soap DGAF! Looks the man who just trauma dumped on him. Dead in the eyes and in a fed up tone, “steam’n Jesus stop doing tha’,”

if ghost actually wanted to talk. Of it was just them, if it was him being vulnerable, Ofcourse they’d listen. Soap, price and gaz, (price is one of only people who knows the full story. Not even soap knows it all)

But it’s clear when he’s taking the piss. He says it with a smile in his voice. And looks incredibly proud of himself. And they all HATE it.

He did this with Farah when they were on overwatch (MW3) and she matched his freak. Convo went something like this

Price: “one wrong move; and I’ll put a hole through you (talking to Shepard)”

Ghost: “my dad used to say that to me.”

Farah: “I watched someone do that to my dad,”

Ghost: “nice.”

Farah: “nice.”

LMAO I LOVE GHOST AND FARAHS FRIENDSHIP (sassy snipers.)

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size difference kink but in the “i grew up being made fun of for being chubby so now the idea of a giant of a man being able to toss me around and tower over me without making my weight a problem makes me really horny” way, you get what im saying?

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The Drabble you wrote about Simon Riley and loyalty will now reside in my head recant free <33 /pos

Awww! Thank you!! :))) Simon is probably who I will write for most cause unfortunately my headcannons for how he loves, is exactly how I do…

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Honestly this is just projection but I believe Simon Riley loves like me, hard and earth shattering, the type of love where you are end up drenched in your own blood because you don’t know when to stop giving pieces of your self…but Simon has no clue how to communicate his feelings — he runs left at the first sign of disloyalty. Integrity and loyalty is written across that man’s heart and the second he believes you betrayed he’s gone. Somewhere far, another mission, his favorite form of escapism.

Until four months later, he learned he failed you and jumped to conclusions and here he is begging to call you, knowing your friends are laughing because he has to make this right. Even if he doesn’t get a second chance…HE HAS TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.

Unfortunately that’s just who Simon is.

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Doesn’t matter where in the world Simon is, who he just killed, or what mission he’s on — he’s texting his baby back.

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I'm tired of 6'2-6'5 being the go to height when people find a character attractive.

Soap is 5'11

Ghost is 6'4

Price is 6'2

Gaz is 6'1

Graves is 5'10

König is 6'9

CAPTAIN mactavish was around 6'2

SERGEANT Mactavish is like 5'11 at most.

Phillips Graves isn't 6'2. he's not towering over you. He's around the same height as Soap. looks taller with that big ass helmet on, is actually a bit shorter. I'll give him 5'9/5'10. His VA is 5'10

König could be 6'10, but considering is VA is 6'3, I'm not entirely sure. I'd give 6'6-'6'10

Ghost isn't 6'5, 6'6. Soaps head goes to his ear. he's closer to 6'3/6'4. still tall, but not THAT tall. His VA is 6'3

Price isn't 6'5, HE'S 6'2. not as tall as ghost but close. His VA is 6'2

and pretty boy Gaz is said to be 6'4, But his VA is 5'11-6'0. and Soap goes up to his eyebrows. we'll say he's 6'1.

stop giving the characters an extra 3 inches to make them seem hotter, I much prefer my men 5'9 rather than 6'5 🙏

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Can someone please help me find the will to write without the crushing weight of imposter syndrome on top of it? Because seriously, I want to... But the stupid thoughts in my stupid brain are telling me I can't.

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POV: one of these fuck boys

Is driving

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Should I write for Nik? 🤔

I love questionable men! 🫶💋

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Human! Connor wouldn’t be an alcoholic or smoker, no! He would be a germophobia. He’s apartment is clean looks like it’s never been lived in, everything, every paper on his on his desk is in order, makes it easy to wipe down, again and again before he finally believes it’s clean enough too work. Crime scenes he’s masked and gloved on and best believe he’s watching his hand raw after.

I personally imagine this would have started from him getting seriously sick or ill after going to a crime scene or taking down a criminal.

I have more thoughts but this is all for now!

my human au detective connor being all annoying with all those germs

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I would fold so fast for Graves! Especially in that one scene where he talks to Valeria, telling her to get on her knees.

Valeria: "I kneel for no one, mother fucker."

Graves: "A bullet will make you kneel."

Graves: "'Atta girl."

My god! he can make me kneel any day as long as I get an "Atta girl"!

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Let’s all be honest! X readers fics are just our oc’s without names.

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Loving Simon felt like being consumed — a vulture picking and grabbing at your flesh. He wanted to be gentle but it was just impossible for a man like him — doomed to leave destruction in his wake.

Your clothes laid across the room — a few buttons loose now. His still on, his always on — you never truly felt his warmth or kissed his skin but you had to be okay with that as you placed your mark on his mask. Your soft pink lips staining and leaving behind a claim on what you knew wasn’t yours.

Simon was rough, he always was ruining and devouring your soul. His body moving against yours as his lips ripped and torn at your soft skin — already covered in splashes of blue and purple but he must create new. Silent words escaping his lips, “never forgot me,” he said with each new mark.

“Please never forget me”

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I have a very detailed series I wanna write for Detroit Become Human using my beloved oc, Annika but I’m curious to see how willing people would actually be to reading an oc x tbh character fan fic — if there is little interest I will likely just do two versions and post it as an X reader and than provide a link for my ao3 — and post the oc version there.

(Adding tags for a few other fandoms I have ocs for :p)

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Third or second person? What do you guys prefer for fics? Like long fics — drabbles I will always do in second.

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Connor x reader who is a scientific prototype in her own right.

Connor x reader who’s partners keep turning up dead.

Connor x reader who still cant comprehend the human likeness of American androids.