#divorce posting

[nightcrawlerzincorporated]

Low quality divorce posting because I’m getting divorced babyyyy 💃🏻🍾🥂🎆

[jotarosexhusband]

anime tboy swag tournament bracket

here it is, people! the full bracket! voting starts SUNDAY OCTOBER 1ST! plain text list of all the matches (including what series each character is from) under the read more.

ROUND 1:

MATCH 1: Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket) VS Ishimaru Kiyotaka (Dangan Ronpa) MATCH 2: Yato (Noragami) VS Simon (Gurren Lagann) MATCH 3: Sasara Nurude (Hypnosis Microphone) VS Trafalgar Law (One Piece) MATCH 4: Dirk Strider (Homestuck) VS Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler) MATCH 5: Sigma (Bungo Stray Dogs) VS Sanageyama Uzu (Kill La Kill) MATCH 6: Bakugou Katsuki (My Hero Academia) VS Kuroko Tetsuya (Kuroko no Basket) MATCH 7: Lavi (D Gray Man) VS Yoshioka Masafumi (Apocalypse no Toride) MATCH 8: Portgas D. Ace (One Piece) VS Mafuyu (Project Sekai) MATCH 9: Higashikata Josuke (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable) VS Lio Fotia (Promare) MATCH 10: Firo Prochainezo (Baccano!) VS Jacuzzi Splot (Baccano!) MATCH 11: Isaac O’Connor (Paranatural) VS Kabru (Dungeon Meshi) MATCH 12: Matsuoka Rin (Free!) VS Dazai Osamu (Bungo Stray Dogs) MATCH 13: L (Death Note) VS Togata (Fire Punch) MATCH 14: Claude (Claudine) VS Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) MATCH 15: Kaoru Kurita (Wonder Egg Priority) VS Black★Star (Soul Eater) MATCH 16: Nishinoya Yuu (Haikyuu!!) VS Hikaru & Kaoru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club) MATCH 17: Casca (Berserk) VS Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop) MATCH 18: Dororo (Dororo) VS Kamille Bidan (Zeta Gundam) MATCH 19: Kei Kisaragi (Black Jack) VS Vash the Stampede (Trigun) MATCH 20: Hayakawa Aki (Chainsaw Man) VS Miyamizu Mitsuha (Your Name) MATCH 21: Shirogane Naoto (Persona 4) VS Ling Yao (Fullmetal Alchemist) MATCH 22: Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) VS Luke Triton (Professor Layton) MATCH 23: Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club) VS Megumi Fushiguro (Jujutsu Kaisen)

ROUND 2:

MATCH 1: Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) VS Winner Round 1 Match 1 MATCH 2: Winner Round 1 Match 2 VS Winner Round 1 Match 3 MATCH 3: Link (Legend of Zelda) VS Winner Round 1 Match 4 MATCH 4: Winner Round 1 Match 5 VS Kujo Jotaro (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) MATCH 5: Genos (One Punch Man) VS Winner Round 1 Match 6 MATCH 6: Winner Round 1 Match 7 VS Winner Round 1 Match 8 MATCH 7: Winner Round 1 Match 9 VS Winner Round 1 Match 10 MATCH 8: Winner Round 1 Match 11 VS Yamato (One Piece) MATCH 9: Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) VS Winner Round 1 Match 12 MATCH 10: Winner Round 1 Match 13 VS Winner Round 1 Match 14 MATCH 11: Winner Round 1 Match 15 VS Winner Round 1 Match 16 MATCH 12: Winner Round 1 Match 17 VS Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney)

[thatone-highlighter]

I think the divorce trio being called the divorce trio is that u could also call the calamity trio that and it would also make 100% sense

Bestie this sentence is incomprehensible but i 100% agree. Everyone is so divorced all the time

[bbqhooligan]

HAPPY 1 YEAR DIVORCE ANNIVERSARY. do you remember i told my wife of 10 years i was worse than i ever been and alluded to being suicidal and she cried and left?

[sabh0]

And then they went back home and watched a movie or something

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[doctormori]

Here's a silly little comic I did in whiteboard >:) enjoy!

bonus whiteboard art below!

[zaahvi]

GLORY TO THE RISEN GODS

[shroomwar]

These two idiots kill me because what Crowley is hearing from Aziraphale is, “I am able to look past your demonic nature because I love you so much, but if there was a way, I would change that part of you” and what Crowley wants to hear is, “I look at all of you and I love all of you”

Meanwhile Aziraphale’s actually saying, “I love every version of you that I’ve known, but I miss the smile you had when I met you and I would give anything to bring that joy back”

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.

[dykealloy]

how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

[nightcrawlerzincorporated]

Sorry to hear about the divorce, I hope the whole process isn't too messy or horrible, and I wish you well ❤️‍🩹 sending sunny thoughts to you, both in the bright and happy sense and in the always sunny sense, mentally transmitting a picture of the gang all smiling and hanging out directly into your brain

Yayyy thank you! You do not have to be sorry I am extremely happy about it it was a fucking miserable relationship lol. They are probably going to be an ass about it but I’m finally not living with them for the first time in my adult life and even though it’s only been a day I feel so fucking free I have not felt this light in so long ❤️

Thank you so much I have received the image it is healing

[jotarosexhusband]

HEY DON'T CALL CHARACTERS SLURS IN MY NOTES⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ THANKS

[bruciemilf]

We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”

[bbqhooligan]

happy "I Told Her Im On The Brink Of Killing Myself And She Cried And Left" month

[ocdhuacheng]

So laios and fallin have been ostracized by society since they were children, Marcille has lifelong grief from constantly outliving her loved ones that leads her to dark magics, kabru’s village was destroyed by monsters, senshi and mithrun both have horror movie level backstories, izutsumi was sold as a freak show attraction, and then there’s chilchuck, who is a normal ass divorced middle aged man. And somehow he’s the most shady and secretive out of all of them

Edit can y’all please let me live I didn’t make this post bc I think chilchuck doesn’t have his own trauma or doesn’t experience racism or that being a union boss is a walk in the park or whatever I made it because him lying that he cheated on his wife to get the others to stop asking about his family was funny as fuck. Come on.