#dirty mother

[faellustrations]

this isnt really anything i was just figuring out how to draw him but eyyy happy birthday (alt text)

[kakupuri]

happy birthday, dirty mother!!!

[beebox-illustrations]

Happy Mother’s Day! - or happy parental appreciation day 🌻💚

I know it’s not the same date all around the world but here we go :)

It’s as good as any day to give your loved ones a call ✨ have a fantastic Sunday 🐝

[masterrainb0w]

They MUST make plushies of Arlo NOW!!!

[metallicames]

Imagine,

James is coming home from the recording studio, after spending the whole day writing dirty things to you on the phone. He called you before getting in the car: "I'm coming home baby.. put on those panties you told me about earlier in the text, I want to bite them off."

You hear the sound of the keys in the lock, a shiver runs down your spine, you almost feel dizzy with excitement. The door opens slowly, your heartbeat accelerates, you hear his heavy footsteps approaching you. James get closer to the couch without saying a word, he finds you semi-reclining, naked with those white lace panties while reading a book. Your eyes move away from the book to rest on him who towers above you, penetrating you with his gaze.

“How was your day babe?” He asks you, leaning towards you and stretching out his hand on your breast, starting to palpate it slowly, then more and more intensely, continuing to look into your eyes.

"Mmmh I've been pretty busy answering some messages, the guy was... he was pretty insistent and.. ambiguous"  as you speak James moves his hand down, slowly brushing your warm and needy skin. "Yeah? And what did he want? Did he have any special requests?" He tells you in a low tone, punctuated by deep breaths.

"Very explicit requests...mh..." you narrow your eyes as James' hand slides under the lace of your panties. Your sentence remains suspended halfway as you feel the heat of his hand making its way between your legs. His fingers gently brush your clit in slow, circular motions. Your breathing accelerates, you open your eyes and see James looking at you with his mouth slightly open, increasing the pressure on your clit and then moving down towards your now wet folds, making you lose your mind. He inserts the first finger and you arch your back, letting out a small moan at the sensation, squeezing his forearm, "you look so beautiful fucked up like this" he tells you, sighing, slowly inserting the second finger all the way in, also letting out a low growl.

Soon you find yourself with your legs on his shoulders and his mouth on your pussy intent on devouring you like a starving man. You're so excited to see him on his knees in front of you that your brain can no longer think correctly.

Your eyes roll back every time his tongue stimulates the most sensitive spot of your clit with precise and deep strokes. His mouth explores every part of you, tongue popping in and out of your slit, his teeth occasionally bite your plump lips and clit making you gasp. Both your hands push his head towards you, he offers no resistance, you feel him smile between your legs as he look up at your face.

His blue eyes leave you breathless and the exact moment you look at each other James slips two fingers inside you and continues to lick you increasing the pace with the intention of making you explode.

“Ohhhh fuckkk” you exclaim at the unexpected sensation releasing your grip on his head and arching your back as you grip onto a pillow next to you.

His movements, his intensity and the perfect combination of fingers and tongue make you come in few minutes making you scream his name as you writhe under him which goes on until you feel completely drained and spent.

He stretches over you, kissing your abdomen, your breasts, moving to your neck, up to your lips where he gives you a soft, slow kiss.

"Will you come to the shower with me now?" He tells you with an irresistibile smirk pushing slowly the two fingers, which he just used inside you, into your mouth.

Part 2.

sorry for the mistakes, I wrote in one go

[stickybasementobject]

Heidi ande Leni Klum

[jayktoralldaylong]

You know who they did the dirtiest in Arcane? Apart from Vander that is.

The answer is Mel. My baby girl lost her two boyfriends and I'm tired of pretending like I'm okay about it.

She gave everything to their dream.

"She wanted to use them." YES! At first! At first she thought they were a great investment. Then she came to love them with more sincerity and more care than many other relationships in the show. Sure some of the toxic things she'd learnt from her home tended to seep into the relationship, but she did everything she could to prune that away.

She loved them. She poured everything into their dream. Everything into helping Jayce get rid of Heimerdinger when he wanted to ban the research that could help Viktor, everything to help them both vote for peace and make the council decision unanimous. Everything to get back to them, after getting kidnapped! 🥺 After going through every version of hell, she immediately gravitated to where she would find them, 😭 find the only loves that had ever accepted her without necessarily demanding anything in return.

And Riot just took that away. And I'm tired of acting like I'm okay with it.

I'm tired of everyone saying Mel deserves better than Jayce and Viktor, tired of people shipping her with people she's never met (especially when the aim is just to give her someone who is not Jayce or Viktor), I'm tired of the strong independent black woman stereotype following Mel around when it's the LAST thing that she wants when she only just learnt to be soft with Jayce and open with her heart once again. I am tired of people calling her a manipulator as if her character arc ended there, as if she did not unlearn toxic love and traded it for the gentle bond she then had with her two favourite scientists.

I'm tired of people not acknowledging that she had to leave Piltover, not just because the Medarda family needed her, but also because her boys were gone. The family she had finally made for herself, the family she was willing to abandon her family name for. They're gone and I don't think Riot will ever be kind enough to give them back to her.

Everyone else, even Ekko sort of has a family to fall back to. Mel has successfully lost everyone. The fact that Lest is the closest person to Mel left says way too much about how awful this whole situation is.

And I am TIRED, I am so sick and TIRED, of people acting like she did not love Jayce and Viktor. I am so sick and tired of people acting like Jayce did not love her. It probably hurt him too to leave her behind.

The tragedy of them is that Jayce knew Mel still had the chance to refind her feet, but Viktor had only ever had Jayce, and Jayce would NEVER leave Viktor alone. And it hurts that Mel probably wished she could have gone with them, because now she has to start everything from scratch and barely anyone in the fandom acknowledges that side of her pain and I HATE IT!

(Jayce might have been created for Viktor in League Lore, but Mel was created for Jayce. 🥺😭 Mel was created to love Jayce and they took her baby away.) #HappyHare(Mel)WhereHaveYouBuriedAllYourChildren?TellMeSoISay😭

[bunnithechubs]

that's 👏 her 👏 man 👏!!👏

[jamandjazz]

Book Dally!!! (I took “white blond hair” and RAN with it)

[sukibenders]

Me: Hey, can I please have content for the poc characters on The Boys universe? Especially MM, Victoria, and Marie?

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[flovoid]

… 𝔗𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 𝔬𝔣 𝔇𝔞𝔴𝔫 𝔱𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔱

[dame-lazarus]

thinking about IWTV and how Daniel says of Lestat, “I’ve gotta meet this guy”…and how the sequel book is basically Lestat complaining how he’s misunderstood and how Louis’s account gets a bunch of stuff wrong, but also explaining his turning and some basics of vampire lore…a perfect framing device for the two of them meeting and commiserating in s3…reflecting on their makers and the fledgling bond…Lestat mentoring Daniel…Daniel chatting with Louis telepathically and driving Lestat insane…Lestat and Louis passing notes via Daniel until he loses it and makes them talk on the phone…Lestat offering to reach out to Armand for him but Daniel refusing…in-person Loustat romance rekindling in the season finale just as the well well if it isn’t the consequences of my actions pops up in the form of Akasha…but they’ll face it together…give it to me

[random-mdzs-thoughts-dumpster]

I'm 99.9% sure 'there was only one bed' trope is canon for Xiyao on the run. Just think about it, why would MY have an extra bed? Yeah, he'd offer to sleep on the floor being all 'Zewu-Jun can't sleep on the floor while this lowly one gets the bed' but LXC being LXC would be like 'you rescued me so I can't possibly allow you to do that'. Since they're both sensible and conflict averse they'd accept that the only possible resolution was sharing a bed.

[nenasspot]

casting lee dohyun in the good bad mother is maybe one of the best castings ever... because put that man in a suit with his hair done and he's stern. he's powerful. he's undefeatable. he's 35.

but make him smile his dopey ass heartstrings-pulling wide smile with his hair down and he's young. he's meek. he's adorable and sweet. he's 7.

[cruel-hiraeth]

What filth is Yuji whispering into your neck? I must know 👁️💋👁️

yuuji sort of blacks out when he’s inside your warmth—his instincts take over, and he rambles the dirtiest shit you’ve ever heard. if you bring up something he said in the heat of the moment afterward, he’ll give you a funny look, and admit—flushed face growing a shade darker—that he doesn’t remember any of it.

as for what he specifically says: baby has range! he’ll go from praising you for taking him to talking to your pussy to stuttering about how good he feels to confessing that he wants to breed you so badly, that he wants to keep you hidden away, that if it were up to him you’d never lift a finger again and simply stay full of his cum and love and let him take care of you…

[pastafossa]

Me, to Fozzie: do you wanna go for a ride? Happy ride? Go for ride?

Fozzie: OH YES I LOVE TO RIDE, GO IN CAR, RIDE, RIDE, I LOVE YOU MOTHER, OH YOU ARE BEST MOTHER

ME: *pulls into vet parking lot*

Fozzie: