#dilf!alec

[aleclightofmylifewoodbane]

i want to see alec get dilfier.

hes 23 in tda so hes gonna be around 26 in twp.

i need to see him get dilfier. ideally in his late 30s and 40s but i dont think cassandra will give us that. i need to see that man get dilfier

[pieandflannel]

♡ happy birthday to the dilfiest dilf

no words can describe how much this man means to me, even when im at my lowest there is no day where he doesn’t bring a smile to my face, i am eternally grateful for your existence as you make life worth living. happy birthday jensen, i love you. 🥺🫶

[alek-softy]

How David Tennant feels purchasing his gender from the gender store at gender dot com so he can have some more gender for his gender collection

[daylighted]

1000 followers on c.ai feels so so crazy to me. i cannot thank all of you here that follow me there enough!! ever!! it's crazy that u guys not only support me & my endless aus but??? like them?? insane! i literally adore all of you :( so of course this calls for a celebration and that means... big bot drop. gotta feed the people, y'know? sticking to my jackles roots but with a few little easter eggs & surprises tucked away in here hehehe. hope no one minds they're being posted a lil early!

SERIOUSLY THANK U :( !! my heart is so big and full with love, and i cannot wait to show u all what else i have in store for the year, but for now ... ten in total. linked below & located on my acct by [🖤]!

TOXIC EX !! STANFORD!DEAN passion fueled you and dean's tumultuous relationship & pinched it out just as quickly. now you just needed to figure out how to navigate campus life with him around every bend.

HUNTING TRIP !! STANFORD!DEAN old habits die hard. that's what dean told himself, at least, when he wound up sneaking out of your dorm room to blow off a little more steam. bold of him to think he'd escape without being noticed.

GOTH GIRL !! STANFORD!DEAN part of the dean & the girls he can pull line of stanford!dean, in line next to shy girl & party girl. your relationship isn't exactly fitting the conventional stereotypes, but he's a little too obsessed to care.

COVERT OPS !! DEAN WINCHESTER based on an unreleased fic. the "family business" doesn't involve hunting monsters in the literal sense. you were playing a dangerous game, sneaking into the unsuspecting clutches of the man who killed your parents...

HIT MY LINE !! DEAN WINCHESTER the front desk receptionist, you, at this particularly motel was irresistible, and completely detached from dean's charms. so he calls, and he calls, and he calls, hoping that this one will be the one to woo you.

BAD HABIT !! YOUNG!BEN ben had things to prove and a reputation to build, all of which couldn't involve you. but here he was, newly acquired strongest man alive, unable to break the spell that you'd put him under.

NIGHTMARES !! YOUNG!BEN comfort bot. the nightmares and the insomnia kept you from ever inviting ben over, but he knew what he signed up for with you. let him talk you down and keep you company, and scare off the scary things in your head.

CHANCE ENCOUNTERS !! JACKLES you'd gone to high school with him, once. loved him, twice. now, he was a television star rubbing elbows with big names. but even jensen has a family to visit back at home, and how ironic is it that he remembers his high school sweetheart by name?

GROW OLD !! OLDER!ALEC MCDOWELL the world's started to even itself out after the pulse and alec's begrudging venture into the real world. no longer fighting, no longer looking over his shoulder, he has you by his side, and the domesticities of everyday life have never looked so pretty.

DILF NEXT DOOR !! DILF!RAFE CAMERON i bet you weren't expecting this one, were you? future fic. no matter how many times rafe tried to escape outer banks, he always came back home. so it was an easy choice, deciding where to settle down now that he had a daughter to take care of.

[ofexistencebane]

I need to practice drawing more because I KNOW older Alec Lightwood (book) would have an eyepatch 👀

[darylssunshine]

Persuasion

pairing: alec hardy x reader

genre: fluff

summary: reader doesn't want to get out of bed, alec cuddles are too good

a/n: recently fell in love with this dilf so I had to write something small for him, definitely won't be the last one

The sound of a gentle alarm was the first thing you registered blearily opened your eyes. You were about to groan in annoyance, but your partner, Alec, immediately leaned over to a nearby side table to turn it off, followed by kissing the top of your head to soothe you. Sighing contently, you nuzzled back into his shoulder, enjoying the soft cotton of his t-shirt and breathing in his scent.

He sigh softly, rubbed his eyes and then propped himself up on his elbow to see you from a better angle.

“Darlin’,” he raspily started, raking his lanky hand through your hair to rouse you, “we hafta head up to work early today, remember? Got some evidence to sort out.” There was a hint of a smile in his voice while gazing down at his drowsy partner, but he would never admit it.

Groaning, you nuzzled your face further into his shoulder and tightened your grip around his torso.

“Alec…” You whined, holding out the “e.” He let out a deep chuckle at your desperate efforts, shaking his head to himself.

“Hey, love, look at me.” He softly insisted, before tenderly reaching for your chin and guiding your face towards his with his thumb and pointer finger.

Slightly squinting at the abrupt change of lighting, your eyes slowly adjusted and focused on the dashing face of your partner. His practically glowing brunette locks were messy and falling in his face, causing him to run a hand through it consistently. His eyes were the color of chocolate and honey, even more so with the slight sunlight hitting them, and they were gazing at you like Alec had just found a rare and precious diamond. Reaching out slightly, you brushed your thumb against his stubble near his lip.

“Hi.” You breathed dreamily, still not fully conscious. Alec’s lip ticked up in a smile.

“Alright. If ya get up right now, I’ll take ya out for dinner after we get off- that new steakhouse ya mentioned. My treat, o‘course.”

“Oh?” You questioned in amusement.

He kissed the tip of your nose. “Yep. We can stop by here after work so ya can get dolled up. I’ll even wear that sweater ya got me fer Christmas.”

“The light pink one?!” You exclaimed, eyes lighting up.

Rolling his eyes, playfully responded, “Yes, love.”

You quickly but passionately kissed him in appreciation. “Wow. Suddenly I’m not tired anymore.”

“Good. Now you can get up. Go on, then.” He smirked and motioned with a flick of his head.

You kissed his forehead one last time before gleefully swinging around your legs to the edge of the bed and standing up and stretching.

Before disappearing into your shared bathroom, you called out, “I’m gonna tell Ellie about this and ruin your moody reputation!”

“Don’t you dare!” He called out from the bedroom in fake anger, his accent coming out more with the volume of his words.

Popping your head out of the bathroom before closing the door, you locked eyes with Alec and expressed, “Love you, Alec.”

His expression softened and he sincerely responded, “Yer’s forever, darlin’.”

[flipperbrain-awakes]

Shadowhunters 3.18

[nightmareentertainment]

I want him I want him I want him

I WAAAANT HIMMMMM I WANT HIM . I NEEEED HIM

[ravelqueen]

The fact that that supposed dilf enjoyer in s 3 didn't immediately hit on Hardy was honestly a crime bc LADY THAT'S PRIME DILF MATERIAL RIGHT THERE?? LOOK AT THE CROWS EYES, THE AIR OF DOWNTRODDEN TIREDNESS, THE SADNESS PERMEATING EVERY PART OF HIM! THAT'S A MAN CRUMPLED BY LIFE WITH A SCRUFFY BEARD AND UNBEARABLE SADNESS IN HIS EYES GET ON THIS???

Proves that either she's not actually into dilf but into older men Or the writers don't know what they are talking about

[camellcat]

apparently, I talk about nine a lot more than I thought I did LOL

while hanging out with my friends, I mentioned the post I made about how I thought twelve was like nine and why he's my second favorite when one of them interrupted and said "so, we know you've got a thing for grieving, sad dilfs" and I went "?!?"

he then proceeded to make an accurate list of my favorite doctors. and then said the only reason twelve wasn't my favorite was simply because he wasn't nine. and that I literally never stop talking about how much I love nine and s1 as a whole 💀

[rodolfoparras]

I didn’t recognize your new icon and I panicked because I thought I had lost your acc from my following 😭😭 love the new layout though

Oh god ’m sorry for the scare sugar 😭 but I am very honored yall recognize me more by my pfp than my url PLSJSJD and thank you so much sugar!🥹🫶🏻

[louissviolin]

Just adding fav pics of my bf<3

[crowned-relapse-king]

Strong smart dilf

[battii-art]

Some tsc doodles i never posted on here- dilf Alec and mother Cordelia my loves

[raz-writes-the-thing]

first masterlist

this masterlist has hit the link limit. please see SECOND MASTERLIST for more works

masterlist masterpost

fandoms are in alphabetical order

BAD SAMARITAN

Cale Erendreich x Reader

Full-Length Fics (600 words plus)

It's The Dominance Of The Thing - (Cale Erendreich x Fem!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Cale wants you to ride his boot.

Drabbles (600 words or less)

Your Devil - (Cale Erendreich x GN!Reader)

You want Cale to get a little dressed up for the trick or treaters on Halloween. Cale is less than impressed.

Names A Plenty - (Cale Erendreich x GN!Reader)

Cale wants to know why you have a book of baby names.

BROADCHURCH

Alec Hardy x Reader

Headcanons

Alec taking fem!readers virginity HCS 18+ ONLY

Full-Length Fics (600 words plus)

Confessional Feelings - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader)

You find your feelings for Alec exposed after running into him after his date.

Unconditional Support - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader)

It takes a while for you to get used to receiving love and affection, but this time it was just a little too much.

Starving - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Alec discovers you fantasise about his tongue. A lot.

Rough Around the Edges - (Alec Hardy x Fem!Reader) 18+ ONLY

You and Alec have been working on expanding yourselves in the bedroom. Today Alec wants to try something new

Mortified - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader fem anatomy) 18+ ONLY

Being in the office so late usually meant that you had complete privacy- though that doesn't account for people leaving things behind, does it?

Crimes of Essex Proportions - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader)

Alec's stuck on his case. You just so happen to know exactly what he needs to know.

Tomorrow Problem - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Sometimes all you need for a little fun is, like, twelve drinks and a good laugh.

Deep, Deep Down - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader)

Your menstrual cycle was always the worst, but Alec does his best to make it better.

Drabbles (600 words or less)

Alec Hardy Drabble - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader)

Alec doesn't know how to deal with the fact that you think he's a DILF

Your DILF - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Alec decides to own the fact that he's a DILF

Interested - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Alec's interested in receiving some attention from behind, if you know what I mean.

Enticing - (Alec Hardy x Fem!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Alec comes home and ruins your anniversary surprise for himself.

Missed - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader)

Alec's been away for a while. It's safe to say he missed you.

Out In The Sticks - (Alec Hardy x GN!Reader)

It's high time you forced Alec to take a vacation.

Bullshite Doctors - (Alec Hardy x Fem!Reader)

Alec is shocked by the type of care females get at the doctors.

DOCTOR WHO

Tenth Doctor x Reader

Blowjob HCS 18+ ONLY

Relationship HCS 18+ ONLY

Full-Length Fics (600 words plus)

Running Towards Something - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

The Doctor is in need of some comfort after a nightmare.

Nightmares No More - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

It's no surprise that your nightmares pick up again since beginning travelling with the Doctor, but the Doctor has just the fix.

Almost Too Far Gone - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

It's when the Doctor starts messing with things he shouldn't that you realise that you're growing afraid of him. Is it time to slip away unnoticed?

Riled Up - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

The Doctor grows tired of you trying to work him up.

In It For The Long Haul - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

Almost dying repeatedly will wear anyone down eventually, and you're not sure how much more of this you can take.

Could Have Been On A Picnic - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

You're pretty sure the Doctor cooks things like this up specifically to irk you. After all, you could have been on a picnic today.

Best of Friends With A Little Extra - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Prompt: “People who’re just friends don’t do shit like this, and you know it.”

Nothing At All- (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

Your feelings for the Doctor are outed, and you're pretty sure he doesn't feel the same way. Thank God you're wrong, eh?

Cocktails and Confessions - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

You don't mean to confess your love, but in your defence, you are about three and a half whiskies deep.

Perhaps It's Time - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

You think you're finally ready to have your cherry popped.

Love Drunk - (Tenth Doctor x Masc!Reader) 18+ ONLY

The Doctor jerks you off. That's it, that's the fic.

Accountability - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

You're gone, and it's the Doctor's fault. How is he supposed to live with himself now?

Trans Pride - (Tenth Doctor x Masc!Reader)

You can't believe the Doctor didn't know you were trans.

Drabbles (600 words or less)

Mild angst/fluff Ten Drabble - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

"The world needs more people like you / "Do it or die trying!"

DW Prompt Drabble - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

"I'm here to save your sad little ass." / "Hey! My ass isn't little. It's.... average size."

DW Prompt Drabble - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

"What did you do?" / "Nothing you can't get me out of jail for!" / "Not again!"

DW Prompt Drabble - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

"You know, this reminds me of the time I met the president."

DW Prompt Drabble - (Tenth Reader x GN!Reader)

Prompt: “I’m about to say ‘shut up’ and if you respond with a ridiculously flirtatious ‘make me’ I will slap you.”

DW Drabble - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

The Doctor comes into contact with some (non-sexual) stimulants

Touchy (Drabble) - Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader)

The Doctor asks about your touchy nature.

For Research Purposes - (Tenth Doctor x Masc!Reader)

In order to save the universe, you're pretty sure you need to kiss the Doctor again. There's no harm in trying...

Marks - (Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

The Doctor really enjoys seeing his marks on your skin.

GOOD OMENS (TV)

Aziraphale x Crowley x Reader

How They'd Deal With Anger Issue!Reader

How They'd Take Care of You HCS

Full Length Fics (600 words plus)

Angel's Blood - (Aziraphale x GN!Vampire!Reader + a hint of Crowley) 18+ ONLY

It's entirely an accident when you discover Angel's blood is an aphrodisiac for Vampires.

Demon's Blood - (Aziraphale x Crowley x Fem!Vampire!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Part two to 'Angel's Blood.' You've tried, Aziraphale. It's high time you tried Crowley, too.

A Fair Few Questions - (Aziraphale x Crowley x Reader)

In which the Reader finds out Aziraphale and Crowley are Supernatural entities and has a fair few questions for them.

Snack Foods - (Aziraphale x Crowley x GN!Reader)

You're originally from the US and are feeling homesick. Your partners somehow just always know what to do to make you feel better.

Crotch-Punching Distance - (Aziraphale x Crowley x Reader)

Jim, short for James, James short for Gabriel- or was it James, long for Jim and short for Gabriel? Is really getting on your nerves.

Follow on drabble post

Birth One, Get One Free - (Aziraphale x Crowley x Fem!Reader)

You're the birth mother of The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Prince of this World and Lord of Darkness and you find you need Crowley's help with making sure you get to keep your little Antichrist.

Drabbles (600 words or less)

Movie Magic - (Crowley x Aziraphale x Reader)

Aziraphale and Crowley comfort the reader after a bad day.

Five More Minutes (Drabble) - (Aziraphale x Crowley x GN!Reader)

Your partners catch you singing under your breath.

Sleepy Things (Drabble) - (Aziraphale x Crowley x GN!Reader)

Aziraphale and Crowley sleep much, but they love to cuddle you to sleep when the opportunity arises.

Warming Up (Drabble) - (Aziraphale x Crowley x GN!Reader)

You're cold. Aziraphale and Crowley can't have that, can they?

Show To Catch - (Aziraphale x (fem!presenting!)Crowley x GN!Reader)

Prompt: "Everything would be a lot easier if you fucking sat still."

Little Moaner - (Crowley x GN!Reader + smidge of Zira)

Crowley has the shits with you and he's being petty about it.

Bear It All - (Aziraphale x Crowley + GN!Reader)

You reflect on the fact that you love Crowley and he doesn't love you back quite the way you want him to.

Aziraphale x Reader

Full Length Fics (600 words plus)

Much Better - (Aziraphale x GN!Reader)

You've had a long day, but that's okay. Aziraphale always knows just what to do.

Drabbles (600 words or less)

What Would They Think? - (Aziraphale x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Prompt: “What would they think if they could see you now, hm?” 

Crowley x Reader

Headcanons

Angel!Crowley HCs for Shy!Singer!Reader

Full-Length Fics (600 words plus)

Paper Boat - (Crowley x Reader)

Crowley needs a little comfort but has trouble asking for it.

Going Steady? - (Crowley x GN!Reader)

Reader comes out to Crowley as gay, and it comes to light that Crowley was rather interested too.

No Pity for the Wicked - (Crowley x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Crowley fucks the reader in the Bentley (post-S2)

Flushed (Crowley x Fem!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Reader doesn't expect Aziraphale to be at the Bookshop when they show up in nothing but a trench coat. Crowley teasing Reader ensues.

Untitled - (Crowley x GN!Reader)

The Reader has had a Day(tm) and comes to Crowley for comfort.

Helping Hand - (Crowley x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Crowley catches you reading a NSFW novel and gives you a helping hand.

Not Just Friends, Then? - (Crowley x GN!Reader)

FWB!Reader accidentally tells Crowley they love him.

Last Meal - (Crowley x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Crowley really, really, likes to eat you out.

Better Hurry - (Crowley x Fem!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Prompt: “if i have to pull over, you won’t be able to walk for a week.”

Bentley Shenanigans - (Crowley x Fem!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Crowley needs to relieve some frustrations after that shitshow of a birthday party.

Drabbles (600 words or less)

"I'm Inside Your Walls" - (Crowley x GN!Reader)

Reader visits Crowley's flat for the first time.

Good Toys - (Fem!Presenting!Crowley x Fem!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Prompt: “I am going to fuck every last thought out of this pretty head.”

Little Minx - (Fem!Presenting!Crowley x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

It's nice to lay in and snuggle.

PRIMEVAL (TV SHOW)

Connor Temple x Reader

Drabbles (600 words or less)

Wolverine or Spider-Man? - (Connor Temple x GN!Reader)

You meet Connor at the bar. He's pleasantly surprised by the topic of conversation.

PRODIGAL SON

Martin Whitly x Reader

Martin Whitley HCS X X

Soft!Dom Martin HCS

Full-Length Fics (600 words plus)

Science Behind the Madness - (Martin Whitly x Fem!Reader) 18+ ONLY

You're lucky to have a sexual partner so versed in the science behind the female orgasm.

Study Materials - (Martin Whitly x GN!Reader)

Martin loves your singing voice. How convenient that it helps you study.

A Collared Occasion - (Martin Whitly x Fem!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Martin gets you a collar.

Drabbles (600 words or less)

Martin Whitly Drabble - Martin Whitly x GN!Reader 18+ ONLY

Prompt: “you look so pretty when you’re cumming for me.” (but not smutty)

Cute As A Button (Drabble) - (Martin Whitly x GN!Reader)

Martin will do anything to make you smile.

Kisses - (Martin Whitly x GN!Reader)

You really want to cover Martin in kisses. What a shame his guard is distracted.

No Crowds, Thanks - (Martin Whitly x GN!Reader)

You're not a fan of crowds, but Martin always keeps you safe.

Just A Trim? - (Martin Whitly x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Martin asks if he should get a haircut. You don't think he should.

SECRET SMILE

Brendan Block x Reader

Brendan charm HCs

THE WALKING DEAD (TV)

Negan x Reader

Full-Legnth Fics (600 words plus)

Negan x GN!Virgin!Reader HCs

Distraction - (Negan x Reader) 18+ ONLY

Negan consoles the reader by offering them a distraction from their recent break-up.

Binders and Bonding - (Negan x GN!Reader)

Negan catches the Reader trying on a binder.

That Smile - (Negan x TransMale!Reader)

Negan offers some very Negan-esque support when he discovers that the Reader has had to deal with some transphobic issues at the Sanctuary.

Dirty Girl - (Negan x Fem!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Negan fucks the reader up against a fence.

Acquired Tastes - (Negan x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Negan likes to see just what it takes to wake you up sometimes.

Drabbles (600 words or less)

Suds (Drabble) - (Negan x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

You invite Negan to come shower with you.

Not Little Red - (Negan x GN!Reader) 18+ ONLY

You really shouldn't enjoy egging Negan on as much as you do.

Against the Rules - (Negan x Fem!Reader) 18+ ONLY

Negan returns to encourage the Reader to be bad for him. He just needs to let off some steam.

[bluberryfields]

Let's crown that king!

Last few hours to vote for the Dilf of the Year 2024!

I think we all know who truly deserves the top spot this year: