#i love a dilf

[darylssunshine]

Persuasion

pairing: alec hardy x reader

genre: fluff

summary: reader doesn't want to get out of bed, alec cuddles are too good

a/n: recently fell in love with this dilf so I had to write something small for him, definitely won't be the last one

The sound of a gentle alarm was the first thing you registered blearily opened your eyes. You were about to groan in annoyance, but your partner, Alec, immediately leaned over to a nearby side table to turn it off, followed by kissing the top of your head to soothe you. Sighing contently, you nuzzled back into his shoulder, enjoying the soft cotton of his t-shirt and breathing in his scent.

He sigh softly, rubbed his eyes and then propped himself up on his elbow to see you from a better angle.

“Darlin’,” he raspily started, raking his lanky hand through your hair to rouse you, “we hafta head up to work early today, remember? Got some evidence to sort out.” There was a hint of a smile in his voice while gazing down at his drowsy partner, but he would never admit it.

Groaning, you nuzzled your face further into his shoulder and tightened your grip around his torso.

“Alec…” You whined, holding out the “e.” He let out a deep chuckle at your desperate efforts, shaking his head to himself.

“Hey, love, look at me.” He softly insisted, before tenderly reaching for your chin and guiding your face towards his with his thumb and pointer finger.

Slightly squinting at the abrupt change of lighting, your eyes slowly adjusted and focused on the dashing face of your partner. His practically glowing brunette locks were messy and falling in his face, causing him to run a hand through it consistently. His eyes were the color of chocolate and honey, even more so with the slight sunlight hitting them, and they were gazing at you like Alec had just found a rare and precious diamond. Reaching out slightly, you brushed your thumb against his stubble near his lip.

“Hi.” You breathed dreamily, still not fully conscious. Alec’s lip ticked up in a smile.

“Alright. If ya get up right now, I’ll take ya out for dinner after we get off- that new steakhouse ya mentioned. My treat, o‘course.”

“Oh?” You questioned in amusement.

He kissed the tip of your nose. “Yep. We can stop by here after work so ya can get dolled up. I’ll even wear that sweater ya got me fer Christmas.”

“The light pink one?!” You exclaimed, eyes lighting up.

Rolling his eyes, playfully responded, “Yes, love.”

You quickly but passionately kissed him in appreciation. “Wow. Suddenly I’m not tired anymore.”

“Good. Now you can get up. Go on, then.” He smirked and motioned with a flick of his head.

You kissed his forehead one last time before gleefully swinging around your legs to the edge of the bed and standing up and stretching.

Before disappearing into your shared bathroom, you called out, “I’m gonna tell Ellie about this and ruin your moody reputation!”

“Don’t you dare!” He called out from the bedroom in fake anger, his accent coming out more with the volume of his words.

Popping your head out of the bathroom before closing the door, you locked eyes with Alec and expressed, “Love you, Alec.”

His expression softened and he sincerely responded, “Yer’s forever, darlin’.”

[libraryofloveletters]

bye hendo 😚😚😚

[goldenispunk]

[babibny]

i need a older man to let me sit on his lap and give him sweet kisses on his cheek.

[gatinhopeludo]

[defnotvanessa101]

Heyy don't blame me blame my father🤷‍♀️

[monster-mash-m]

What if dilf orc has a young child, the bearer of his child unfortunately passed away. Then he sees you. A plump soft human, a bit softer than the usual orc parent, but in his eyes your tenderness would be perfect for his youngling.

He begins to court you immediately. Always brushing past you to subtly scent you, bringing his sweet baby with him to try and sway your choices. Of course the little orc toddler immediately makes your heart melt, the way they waddle over to you curiously, the orc child despite being extremely young was already up to your waist.

If you give into his courting? Be prepared for princess treatment. Being carried everywhere by him as the new parent of his child. Of course you’d naturally gain a lot of muscle from being with him, due to an orcs typical rugged lifestyle and the fact that your new adopted orc toddler likes to be carried and coddled! How could you say no to such a chubby cute face? You’ll be carrying them a lot, and orc babies are HEAVY so yeah, prepare to get swoll.

But to compensate I can definitely see your orc dilf spouse making sure you get more than enough food, after all you’re burning way too many calories carrying his youngling around, and plus he needs to keep you squishy for optimal cuddles.

DILF orc always brings you home gifts from fights or battles, mainly skulls of his enemies (how charming 🥰) or maybe a whole deer, already cut up and prepared for you to cook, he’s very doting.

[babiebunny04]

:3

[beeonkeh]

stranded

been hiking recently and have been loving the sweet dungeon meshi vibes, there's something very pnw about it too now that i think of it

[winchesterswhore]

do you ever look at a man and think i need you in the most disgusting, vile, pathetic, animalistic, disturbing, vulgar and morally questionable way possible

[jedluvsolder]

Need this to happen with my fav teacher

[kendallsroyco]

Matt Murdock's Pokemon Evolution from Pretty Boy to DILF

[nightleebear]

night under the mistletoe

Merry Christmas!

[goldenispunk]

[xplore-the-unknwn]

Walton Goggins explaining this shot of him as The Ghoul in a Diamond mine-

“It looks like I’m trying to look cool and all but Im not.” 🤣 you sir are a national treasure. His humor and down-to-earth charisma just does it for me.

He is perfectly casted as the Ghoul aka Cooper Howard!!

[bonniesbluee]

ex-husband!art who...

who... constantly brings you up in any interview, referring to you as 'his girl' but mostly 'my lady'. but he also says 'the mother of my kids'. which is true, but you know better, you know he says that just to make sure everyone knows who you are to him.

who... always visits you and your two little boys. with bug expensive toys for them, and for you? a generous amount of money and a weekly fuck session.

who... fucks you as if you both were still together. might as well be. from breathy 'i love yous' to 'my good girl', regardless of what it is, his touch is as rough and loving as it has always been.

who... almost tried baby trapping you, staying inside of you a little longer than usual before he backed up and pulled out. he knows better than to do that. but he also knows you'll eventually get pregnant with another baby from him. its just a matter of time.

who... takes you and your two little boys to all of his parties. but mostly you. his hand firmly wrapped around your hip as your arms stay wrapped around his neck. and yes he kisses your lips a few times, (more when you both wander to the restroom) but its not like you're both together again!

who... has ordered your boys to always protect you from any man that ever approaches you when he isnt there. it happened once; at the grocery store, a man saw you struggling to get the food on the top shelf, and he generously helped you! but to your sons? they started practically barking at him (incoherent little shouts of you being married). they only stopped when you threatened to take their ipad away.

who... always makes excuses to stay at his—your house whenever he drops the boys off. and when you're done tucking them in, he sneaks into your bed. and you dont even complain, he did buy everything from the house anyway. and you miss him, but you wont tell him that, yet.

who... insisted on enrolling the boys in a school that had tennis as a sport. he isnt too pushy about it, but he definitely wants his sons to learn tennis from a young age.

who... tells you how much he missed you whenever you're both alone in bed. your head on his chest, his hand on the back of your head and the other one rubbing your bare back. "when are you coming back, hm?" or "just get back with me," and while his tone is teasing and annoyingly confident, you know him well enough to recognize the hint of desperation in his voice. know him well enough to know how much he really needs you back in his life.