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Just adding fav pics of my bf<3
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Me looking at myself in the mirror at 3am after reading smut for 4 hours straight instead of sleeping:
#it’s becoming a problem#i actually can't stop#help plz#it's free therapy#dilf jake sully#spencer reid x reader#aaron hotchner x reader#remus lupin x reader#könig x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost x reader#cod x reader
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whole time I've been treating my stardew headcanon like it takes place in the 90s and only now just thought to give my farmer a punk phase. Got immediately on that and then I thought wait how fun would it be to have them stand in a subway together 10 years before they actually meet. So here's this. It' s not what the people want but it's what I WANT. I hope you enjoy 1980s software engineer lookin ahh harvey <3
#she b realizing her type is dilfs. big problem for her reputation#harvey sdv#harvey x farmer#stardew valley fanart#art that u make when u realize u have free will
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their so fucking beautiful
#w axl rose#slash#slash serpentine🐍#guns n roses#gnr#music#1980s#rockstar aesthetic#rock n roll#i want them both#idol#axl gnr#gunners#axl rose#william bruce rose jr#axl 🌹rose#guns and roses#i have a problem#ginger#i need him so bad#i love saul hudson#saul hudson#slash guns n roses#he’s such a dilf#i want to sit on it#he’s so majestic#lafayette indiana#he’s so fucking sexy#slash fanfiction#girl blog
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Help😭
#for you#i’m just a girl#delulu#me core#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#the walking dead#daryl dixon#the walking dead daryl#i’m obsessed with him#it’s becoming a problem#father Daryl#he’s so perfect#he’s such a dilf#funny stuff#found on pinterest
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modern au with dilf jing yuan and getting snowed in with him while the others you rented the cabin with headed out to the village to explore… cabin fever won’t be what he has to worry about with me when baby fever exists and that dilf is in the same vicinity as me
feeling insane within these four walls tonight
#throwing out your government mandated daily unhinged jing yuan thirst#jing yuan x reader#freaky jing yuan lovers in the chat#I hope you feel seen#mii writes#dilf jing yuan breeding me would solve all my problems#who said that#I was hacked#no I wasn’t#i love him
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It's so frustrating how you're so excited to read a very specific scene in a fanfic AND IT'S NOT JUST FVCKING WRITING ITSELF
#it's just so fvcking hard to be a writer#there are so many thoughts plots actions in your head#but when it comes to writing it down the images dissolve and the words just disappear like wtf is up with that?????#what happens when you're neck deep in a ship and a character and a fandom and wants to read quality fics but there are almost none#Ok there's a few but they're SO FEW I'm literally crying at 3am#and then you realize the horror that you have to be The One to write it down#I am purely running on caffeine and daydreams and rage#i am just a smol writer with big problems help#writer problems#fanfics#shipping problems#dramione#zutara#bethyl#Haruno Sakura#currently obsessed with dilf pedro pascal by the way#pedro pascal#the mandalorian#din djarin#joel miller#the last of us
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reinstalled grindr
#the problem is i can only find dilfs in professional settings so far so i canf be like HEY OLD MAN CAN I BREAK YOUR HIP#gotta keep it professional#so. i have reinstalled grindr.#shut up judas
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Got reminded of my guys and realized I didn't post him here yet
#set#my art#egyptian mythology#egyptian gods#godfeld#he causes problems and is a certified dilf#for context both him and thoth are tall but thoth is taller due to lankiness
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Warnings: NSFW, smut, 18+ only, afab reader, reader has tiddies, Shanks really likes your boobs (he likes your ass too but he loves to watch your tits bounce as you’re riding him with nothing but a necklace on), idk sorta size difference going on but it’s very vaguely implied.
HC that Shanks likes to gift you with opulent jewelry that serves no practical purpose whatsoever. However, you still appreciate the gesture, and always thank him by riding him with nothing but the necklace he clasped around your neck. His eyes are entranced by the movement of your breasts as they jiggle up and down with your undulating movements, the jewels around your neck paling in comparison to your perfect tits (he’s raved about them in more than one drunken bender with his crew, unbeknownst to you). He reaches a large hand to grab one of your boobs, and you shudder when you feel his stubble graze your nipple, arching your back as you finally reach your climax.
He flops to join you in his bed, reaching down to smack your ass, you give him a disapproving look, “no expensive gifts,” you chide, he merely chuckles and grabs your cheek to squeeze it, “you’re so cute,” he responds playfully.
You both know that his gifts are more for his enjoyment than yours, but you don’t mind indulging him.
#red haired shanks#shanks x reader#red hair shanks#red haired shanks x reader#one piece x reader#shanks smut#red haired shanks smut#akagami no shanks#one piece smut#female reader#akagami no shanks x reader#there’s like no shanks content here and that’s a problem#the man is a premium DILF#to those of y’all who have been making shanks content I thank you
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When y/n does exactly what you told her not to do and now the story has been set back another 4 chapters
#it’s so annoying#like I’m genuinely upset#now I’m mad and it’s everyone’s problem#spencer reid x reader#jake sully x reader#remus lupin x reader#dilf jake sully#aaron hotchner x reader#james potter x reader#peter parker x reader#remus lupin#james potter#spencer reid#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley
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Me religiously reading all and any Ford x reader or Stan x reader or Bill x reader fanfics I can find on this site: I think.... I have a problem
My Inside out emotions: YOU THINK?
#and that problem is op triangle dream demon and two twins who really crossed that dilf line but omg they can be way too hot sometimes#bill cipher#stanford pines#stanley pines#gravity falls#this is why i javent eben weiting anything lately im way too obesssed especially today since i cant focus to revise for tomorrow's lesson..
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New years resolution was to not fall in love to grumpy old fictional men....
#Can you blame me though#because why did they make him such a dilf#scrooge a christmas carol#Ebenezer Scrooge#gilf?#nah he's not at the ripe ge for a gilf yet#So I took a break for like 2 months cause I was having mental health problems... and I'm still taking things easy#but I am getting back on drawing#YAY 😁#still on the process of getting myself back together#my art
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besides the obvious ones, what’s a trope in fic u can Never read/write yourself
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09 joins the anthro train
#rip 09 you would have loved hitting a blunt and avoiding your problems#this is gently dedicated to the robofckers that found my stuff. love u love the energy i gently give u 09 he is an adult#and more or less a canon dilf. he is who u want#steelheart redux#09#my art#my ocs#ask to tag#still leaning to draw some of the new bits but we’re getting there#david manalo#I FORGOT I DREW HIM HERE
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Tfw ya artstyle develops or whatever
#putting these together actually jumpscared me.#like I knew I got better but I did NOT realize by how much.#this is about a 3 year difference btw.#i keep sexywashing my ocs though it's a problem.#victorio wyrd dilf of the year honestly#vic from my mind
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