#diedara time

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Sorry for bothering you in your ask box, but the part of the Naruto fandom that I hate the most is the one that says "Did kakashi win any fight in Shippuden?" since this always attracts people who call him a fraud or a walking L or people who say he sucks. Maybe he didn't win all the fights but he only lost two, and he always achieved something important, but well it only matters if you kill people for it to be a true win :/

Kakashi only really officially lost one, which was against pein

And in the end Pein didn’t even kill him. Kakashi used the last of his chakra to save Choji who was Pein’s actual target.

No other fight did he lose in shippuden, and in fact we see him win fights. Throughout the war arc he was kicking ass, including taking down the Seven deadly swordsmen with Gai. He beat them blind because him and Gai know each other so well he was able to move with Gai’s movements.

He was outclassing Kakuzu and Hidan when they faced off against him 2 V 1 and considered Kakuzu such a low class threat he didn’t even use the MS. Honestly, he probably could have won that fight on his own but Kishi needed to show of Naruto’s new jutsu.

Him and Obito drew. Neither of them lost that fight.

He took an arm from Diedara in their fight and no one won that fight (unless fan’s want to say Naruto lost, but the fact is Diedara just got away because Naruto and Kakashi were more concerned with getting Gaara back than they were with actually killing diedara. Which is why they wouldn’t use more powerful jutsu’s. Diedara was holding Gaara most of the time abd if they injured gaara Grany Chiyo may not have been able to bring him back (which is a writer’s concern causing Kakashi and Naruto to hold back)

And let’s be honest here

Sasuke lost more fights than Kakashi ever did, but you’ll rarely hear anyone calling him a loser (unless they’re dude bro’s. Those people call anyone who’s not perfect a loser)

(And yes he techniclly lost to Itachi round one too, but when he faced Itaachi in a redue match he tricked him into wasting a MS move on a shadow clone and i think had Kishi actually allowed them to fight it would have been a lot closer of a fight. He had to have Kakashi make that mistake cuz Itachi knew stretching out a fight with him was dangerous and he needed a quick way to knock Kakashi out)

[sanjiaftersex]

I feel like in a diagram diadara and neji are the unhinged opposite on the inside but the sale in the outside because they both probably do a 10 step hair care routine weekly and drink some herbal shit to make there skin glow , but at the same time neji spends his weekend doing Yoga and reading philosophy classics while diedara plants clay bombs in local police stations and draws inappropriate gay graffiti in church walls

Yes, like they meet every weekend at the luxury Beauty salon in town and getting their nails done while talking about what each were upto that week. And while neji's is like "i had brunch with Angelina Jolie on monday and she spilled some hot gossip about u know who" and meanwhile deidara is like "yea i was invited in paris to attend fashion week and on wednesday i burned down a billionaire's beach house"

[as-the-lights-went-out]

While I enjoyed Sasuke vs Diedara the first time I watched it, I actually enjoyed it even more during this rewatch

[craftncutecreations]

It’s NINJA TIME!! Have some sexy female Diedara to stare at~ thanks for commissioning me this @Writing101XD on Twitter

[sunis-story-corner]

A kid's life is complicated} \Deidara time/A best friend doesn't have to be your copy part 2 /the end

Deidara) Hey, this might be sudden but can we be friends?

Tomboy) Sure we can be friends I'm not into girly stuff though

Kurotsuchi) It's cool and I don't draw much;

also my name is kurotsuchi

Deidara) Kuro-what I'm not sure if I can pronounce that😟

kurotsuchi) It's okay usually people have that problem you can just call me Kuro

hey how about we go to the art table I want to see your stuff

kurotsuchi) So you rreeally like glitter don't you

Deidara) Yeah I do but you should never put it in your bathtub it's not fun

kurotsuchi) Okay...

well there's the end and  Deidara made their first friend

also, I just want to say in the next episode the classroom and the whole school's going to look a little different I'm sorry, I kind of wanted to redo it and I hope everyone likes the way it looks😊

[ladytheoris]

Yo! Can you make hcs for Diedara with a student reader? Purely platonic, dad/mentor/older brother vibes if possible

Ofc!!

Art teacher Deidara X Student reader (Platonic)

This is low-key chaos.

He would be that kind of a teacher/mentor who'd roast your ass in front of the whole class, then after the class says how that would help you in your future.

He would probably hype up the whole class to explode the school. So principal is kinda vary of him.

But he'd the first to stop that from happening.

Would probably call all his students his kids, and give preferential treatment for a few.

Even if you're the best in his subject, it will take him an eternity to validate that.

Will be that type of teacher who would enjoy days off than being at work.

I kinda feel like Sasori would be dealing with this subject along with him, and he is the responsible one for maintaining the kids.

The whole school probably ships them both.

He would help you with your doubts, but unlike any classic teacher, he would probably ask you to teach him back.

He would casually pull pranks on students.

If anyone by chance fall asleep, he'd scream 'fire'.

So this is if the classes are offline.

Online classes are gonna be even more fun. He would call personally the ones who won't respond or connect with the class.

Probably has a beach picture as his background. And his phone will ring at least twenty times in an hour, ringtone would be "Tim Tim Timo Timo Mitimo Timothy".

Would give you random assignments that have no connection with the subject. Like write a pickup line, write a caption for an Instagram post.

Now, if we're going to the animeverse, you being an Akatsuki member, he'd be protective of his accomplice who followed his steps into a completely different world than the one they are used to.

That means, he will not take you for missions with him during the initial days, and it will take a lot of time to make him realize how you actually want to be there than to be behind the screen always.

He would treat you with food after missions, and take you out to explore places to explode. But if anywhere things go wrong, he would go from mentor to older brother to dad. This means, there is a high chance you will be left behind while he escapes, but eventually he will come back to scold you how you should have run behind him.

[itachi-uchiha-deserved-better]

In the lion’s den

@haruno-sakura-san 

Itachi was exhausted. Well, more exhausted than usual. He and Kisame had been on assignment from Pein in the land of lightning and it had rained the whole time they made their way back to the Akatsuki base. Itachi really wanted nothing more than to slip into his room, strip our of his soaking wet akatsuki robe, and sleep. 

He was tuning out Kisame’s angry grumbling as they both opened the hidden door to the hideout, and they both stopped dead in their tracks at the sight waiting for them. 

Pink hair. Familiar red clothes. A leaf headband. Bound in a chair at the main room table. With a smirking Deidara sitting next to her, twirling his blond hair. 

Seemed that sleeping was going to have to wait until Itachi dealt with the new problem at hand. 

“Deidara, what is this?” His voice was level, but sharp as steel. Next to him, Kisame instinctively reached for Samehada as he picked up on the subtle anger in Itachi’s tone. 

Deidara, for his part, was less perceptive. 

“I caught her. The nine tail jinchuruki’s little playmate! It’s perfect. He’ll come to rescue her and we’ll blow him apart! It’s masterful, artistic, the perfect plan!” 

Itachi narrowed his eyes, his gaze flicking between Sakura and her captor. 

“Does Pein know about this?” inside Itachi was panicking. Was this Pein’s idea? Did he no longer trust Itachi and was purposefully keeping him out of the loop? And how long had it been since the girl had been captured, how long did they have until someone came looking for her? 

“Pein wouldn’t know art if it bit his stupid pierced nose off! He’ll appreciate my plan so much more once he sees how perfect it is.” 

“So you intentionally provoked the leaf village by kidnapping a kunoichi without directive?” Itachi let his chakra surge, vanishing in a flash of feathers and reforming just in front of Diedara and Sakura, his burning red Mangekyo blazing down at the blond Akatsuki member. 

Diedara jumped in his seat, scrambling backwards, “You..I...It’s art...It’s perfect...Its....”

Kisame took a step forward, rolling his eyes, “It’s idiocy. You’re damned lucky that Itachi and I showed up before the Hatake brat and his friends showed up to kick your sorry ass.” Kisame tossed Diedara out of the chair he’d been sitting in, “if I were you, I’d go run and hide before Samehada and I decide were better off leaving you to be kibble for their hounds.” He gave Diedara a toothy, threatening smile, “Or perhaps you’d rather be fish food?” 

Itachi held up a hand, causing Kisame to stop just before he delivered a kick to Diedara’s ribs. 

“The damage is done. Kisame, take Diedara and let the other’s know what’s happened. They should be prepared to expect confrontation. I will see to our guest.” 

Kisame grabbed Diedara by the scruff as Diedara kicked and spat curses at the sharkman. Itachi just watched them with wary eyes until the left and he and Sakura were alone. 

[thegetoufather]

POV!!

Deidara’s POV:

She’s cute, standing here like she hasn’t been over a million times before.

“Hey, little sis!”

“I’m not your sister.”

It’s hard to want to go further with her, the banter just flows so easy. And she’s always fighting the teasing! It’s like she doesn’t know how bad she wants me, maybe I should just take the chance, ask her out to dinner and see —

“She isn’t, Diedara.” Itachi’s voice is stern, commanding, filling the space as he walks towards the door. He’s never been a man of many words since he moved in, but around her, his little step sister, theres a new spark of life.

And in her too, it’s obvious from her doe eyes and the fidgeting of the hem of her sweater.

Fuck this.

Undergrad pussy isnt worth getting involved in whatever fucked up Freuidian nightmare this is.

For now, at least.

fanfic asks!

[snickiebear]

heya snickie! for some reason i just missed you and missed talking to you so here’s me swinging by to tell you exactly just that

also u should totally write that akatsuki sakura fic!!! let your readers tremble upon the power that is haruno sakura of the akatsuki!!!!

school work’s been taking up so much of my time but it’s f i n e.. i think.. and wish… HAHAHA i do hope ur doing much much better than i am 🥰 that’s it i really did just miss talking to u

🐱

🐱🐱🐱🐱!!!!!!!

the way that i am M E L T I N G you are so SWEET ILL CRY (this is nothing new but entirely true.)

literally want to SO BAD. 1) akatsuki sakura would A FUCKING BADASS 2) i just think she could fit so well with so much of the akatsuki gang (kisame, itachi, konan, diedara, SASORI)

currently have a very long list of stuff to write LOL (am working on a birthday fic and rarepair week, then kisame week, AND FINALLY the ol&w update... its been a month IM SO SORRY) but im adding it to my ever growing list bc i just think it would be so fun?!?! so happy u share the sentiment 🐱 :))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!

oh no :(((((( school is the w o r s t im sending you all the luck and all the energy you need to power through this semester!!! i believe in you!! i just finished my classes yesterday and a month early!!!! so yay!!!! i am free! LOLL

you can come talk to me literally WHENEVER! i always get so excited hearing from u!!!!! so so glad to know you're doing alright (even though school is akin to keyless shackles)!! thank u for sliding in and lettin' me know! i was thinking about you the other day when i sat down to try and write the next chap of OL&W!! LOL

cannot wait to hear from u again!! keep me updated on school man!! :)))

[ice-icebaby]

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Why can't you relax Kakashi sensei , Iruka sensei??

They could have been canon. They held hands and he even gave him pakkun!!!!

#flirting 101

67 notes • Posted 2021-05-07 12:25:20 GMT

#4

We all have our demons...

And these are mine🔻

72 notes • Posted 2021-10-30 14:31:50 GMT

#3

Akatsuki as a boy band (AU)

They will probably have a cute name like chaotic clouds (courtesy obito)

Hidan lead vocalist. Itachi (hearthrob) and kisame on guitar and vocals. Pein on drums. Tobi and obito switching voices and just all over the place during the performance.

Diedara, sasori as social media, outfit, stage manager, kakuzu for finance ofc, zetsu and clones back up dancer. Konan as the PR manager. Orochimaru ran off to find his own music path.

And their fans are called... Wait for it... The allied shinobi forces

74 notes • Posted 2021-05-23 13:55:44 GMT

#2

"2 bestfriends in a room. They might kiss..? they might not!!"

Ps- Gaara wishing the two best friend were him and naruto.

104 notes • Posted 2021-05-26 14:33:28 GMT

#1

I have a heeadcanon for the brothers.

It's canon that after the brothers fell from the war and came to devildom for the first time, Lucifer shut himself in a study (and most probably handing over infant Satan to Mammon). Mammon would have took care of them (as he is the one who knows to control his demon form the best and not getting violent or aggressive easily) teaching them how to suppress their sin and basically guide towards a healthier coping mechanism ,while, single-handedly raising the Avatar of wrath, baby Satan. Stepping as the elder brother they needed.

What if this is the reason, Mammon is the only brother who does not know how to suppress his sin. Because, no one taught him how to. And maybe for the same reason he knows best how to stay in his human form and control his emotions... Because all his brothers needed him to be someone they could look upto during that time, someone who would help them understand what they have become. And maybe Lucifer does realise that and feels guilty resulting in lashing out at the Second-born whenevr he acts upon his greed. Luci knows he was not there for him, to teach him like mammon taught the others and be the brother Mammon needed.

124 notes • Posted 2021-09-25 04:28:54 GMT

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[kakakakashi]

Bang - AJR ~ Deidara 🤪

Okay, I am SO shocked it took me this long to get a Diedara request. I was like “???” Also, this song is like… the most Deidara thing I’ve ever heard.

“What the hell were you thinking?” you asked your new partner with fury burning deep within your soul. “You nearly killed both of us in that blast of yours, you reckless ass!”

“Calm down, Y/N, yeah? I knew we’d make it in time!” Deidara beamed, as though he hadn’t just nearly compromised your entire mission.

You were about to pull out your hair with how unaffected he appeared. “The only reason we’re alive is because I saved you! I should’ve left you there to blow up with that damn self portrait of yours!”

While you straightened your red and black coat, you began a harsh pace, stomping back in the direction of the Hideout. Deidara was quick to catch up, looking far too smug for your liking. You’d been partnered with him for three missions now, and each one went worse than the last. Each time, Deidara deviated from the plan, and he left you feeling like a babysitter trying to control a temperamental toddler. “I think the real explosion’s right here. Wouldn’t you agree, hn?”

You ignored him, feeling yourself seethe while you continued walking. You wished he would just shut up. At least, he could just stay quiet and let you cool down before he started running his mouth again. Of course, the blond couldn’t leave well enough alone.

“Come on, un,” he cried, rushing ahead of you, so you met his smirking gaze, “You aren’t that mad are you? We got out safe, yeah?” With a roll of your eyes, you refused to participate in his shenanigans. “Besides, how do you expect me to control myself when you look so cute when your angry, un!”

You stopped in your tracks at that. You felt the heat creeping up your neck to your face at his words. No! He wasn’t going to fluster you that easily. He didn’t actually see you like that. Did he?

[depressedhatakekakashi]

29 Kabuto Yakushi!

Everyone is part of an arts program!

Ok, listen i know this might sound ridicules but…

Sculpter Kabuto.

He’s extremely precise about his work, will commit a murder against anyone who damaged or breaks his work, and has been known to disappear for days at a time to work on a project that he suddenly got inspiration for.

His tools are kept in perfect condition. He cleans them after every use and has a pouch that he can keep them perfectly sorted in that rolls out so he can look through all of his tools and pick the one he needs.

He was taught sculpting by Danzo, but perfected it under the teachings of Orochimaru, which is pretty impressive considering Orochimaru has never scalpted a thing in their life. They may not know the intricacies of Kabuto’s work, but they know exactly what to say to push him into working harder to prove himself as the best.

He went to school at around the same time as Itachi and hated every minute of class he had to spend with Itachi because the teachers would fawn over his work and Kabuto hated it. He wasn’t nearly as jealous as Diedara who Itachi meets later while acting as a TA to the arts class Diedara is taking, but Kabuto definitely feels a certain bitterness towards Itachi for all of the attention he gets while everyone else (specifically kabuto) is damn near ignored by the teachers whenever Itachi is around. It’s especially annoying because even Orochimaru talks up Itachi’s skill and Kabuto wants his teacher to pay attention to him, not Itachi.

He finds Kakashi’s work to sometimes be unimaginative, since he mostly does landscapes and historical art, but he will admit that it’s beautiful work.

[fanfictionwritingoddity]

don’t worry, i remember the last time i made a typo was while texting my mom and i texted “maki” instead of mami

there was this one time where i texted “diedara” instead of deidara on accident and things haven’t been the same since😭

OH MY GOSH LMAO PLEASE

i make so many bad typos when im on my phone sometimes it literally takes me like two full minutes to complete a sentence JSBJJA

[thottyimagines]

which members of the akatsuki are the weird motherfuckers that tell everyone else about their more uhhh remarkable bowel movements

God...Nasty mother fuckers:

Tobi does it alllll the time it’s soooo nasty and like...he uses the most grotesque yet poetic language imaginable. 

Hidan lets everyone know what’s good and what’s bad with him. Constant updates. He starts receiving dietary advice from multiple members. 

Kisame actually lets everyone know what’s good with him. He’s super vocal about when he starts eating fiber one bars, when he starts trying activia, etc. It’s just all out there. Trust building. 

I think some people would say Diedara, but I think he might actually be too shy for that? Too concerned about aesthetics. I can’t see anyone else doing it!

[depressedkakashihatake]

003! Tsunade, Sasuke, Deidara, Lee, Neji 💗

Tsunade

How I feel about this character: I adore her. She’s strong and scary and amazing and having to be on a team with pervert 101 Jiraya, i completely understand her anger.  All the people I ship romantically with this character: Dan. I don’t know if i would ship anyone else romantic with her except maybe Kakashi’s never before seen mom. They definitely had a fling before they got with their boys, and possibly even after lol. My non-romantic OTP for this character: Shizune and Sakumo My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t know if this is unpopular, but she deserved to be angry with Jiraya when he was being gross. She had no reason to hold that anger back when he was legit just being a nasty man. One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish we would have been allowed to see her taking on and training Shizun in the past. Like what was her reason for doing it? Did Shizun approach her? Did she see medical ninjitsu skills in Shizun and decide to take her on as a student? Was it just because Shizun was Dan’s niece and Tsunade wanted someone close to Dan by her side after his death??? my OTP: Tsunade/Dan my cross over ship: I don’t have a lot of cross over ideas? Maybe Tsunade/Melinda may would be friggen cool.  a headcanon fact: Kakashi calls her Auntie Tsunade in private and she loves it both because she did know Kakashi when he was a little kid, and because it’s the only familial bond Kakashi allows himself anymore and if he’s going to choose her to hang on to she’s going to accept because he is friggen adorable when he calls her ‘Auntie Tsunade’ 

Sasuke

How I feel about this character: Honestly, Meh? I accept his anger and he had a right to it and a right to do things like Kill Danzo (Deserved it) be angry at Hiruzen (would have been acceptable to kill him if he was still alive as well tbh) and a lot of other things. 

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Urge this is so hard cuz he’s hard to ship for me since he ruined a lot fo his relationships. Jugo and Sugetsu (sp?) definitly cuz he was actually working well with them, and a little bit Naruto cuz the story is there but i’m not a huge NaruSasu shipper (sorry)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Sakura. Like...Let these two be friends. Let them have the bad ass relationship they deserved to have GDI

My unpopular opinion about this character:I don’t know if it’s really unpopular, but Saske crossed a line wanting to kill all of the Kages. Like, i get his pain and as said above he deserved to take out Danzo and deserved the revenge he craved, but when he wanted to kill the Kages that included Gaara. Gaara who has faced his own issues and horrors because of things out of his control and legit wants nothing more than to make a better more understanding world. Like...come on sasuke. Get revenge but don’t kill someone who has also suffered a lot in the world that hurt you. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Actual HEALING. Being able to address his pains and his actions and grow and heal from them. Not just avoiding the village but getting to talk to the people he hurt in some way (Naruto, Sakura etc) and being able to address why he did what he did and make atonments and heal himself. Like, i could even ship SasukeSakura if we had just seen them actually heal their relationship and if i saw him and Naruto actually talk about what happened i would be all over that relationship a lot more because it’s there. they care deeply about each other but i need to see Sasuke face what he did and both atone and heal from what happened to him in his life. 

my OTP: I’m not sure i have one for Sasuke? Maybe Sasuke/Healing XD

my cross over ship: Sasuke/Zuko XD

a headcanon fact: Sasuke opened a cat rescue in Konoha upon returning for the first time, and any mission he does he has Kakashi or Naruto (the current Hokage) send at least half the money to the cat rescue so that it has constant funds. 

Deidara

How I feel about this character: Meh. Art student on crack

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Litterally no one lol Maybe Tobi i guess cuz that’s funny.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Sasori

My unpopular opinion about this character: Art student on crack. That’s legit my view of him. He is little more than an art student who had too much crack and can’t stop XD (I say...as an art student)

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish we could have seen him and his kage fight more. like...come on give us more. 

my OTP:Tobi.Deidara i guess lol

my cross over ship: Deidara/Art class

a headcanon fact: He probably tried to stab Tobi at one point while screaming “I will make you my next piece of art!” which tobi took as a compliment but diedara definitely meant as a threat lol

Lee

How I feel about this character: I ADORE HIM! BABY! CUTE AND AMAZING!!!!

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Naruto, Gaara, Neji, ...everyone....i ship everyone his age with this boy. he deserves love

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Sakura. LET THEM KICK ASS TOGETHER

My unpopular opinion about this character: Ummmm he’s perfect???

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Be allowed to settle down with someone or at least been allowed to give a reason for why he didn’t settle down with someone? Like, if you want to tell me he’s ACE i’m ok with that. I love that thought. BUT DON’T JUST DECIDE HE HAS A SON AND NOT EXPLAIN WHO THE KIDS OTHER PARENT IS OR WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM COME THE FUCK ON!!!! we already had this shit with Kakashi and Gai. Don’t do it to Metal as well. At least Lee and Tenten were orphans. their parents died and we knew that gdi. 

my OTP: Gaara/Lee

my cross over ship: Lee/Daisy Johnson would work. Also Lee/Katara or Lee/Bolin XD

a headcanon fact: Lee likes to take naps in the middle of the day after long training sessions, and his favorite pillow is his Sensei’s boyfriend. He does not care how far he has to go to find his favorite pillow, or what meetings he has to interupt, he is getting a nap and Kakashi will just have to deal with being used as a pillow. Gai thinks it’s adorable, Kakashi is a little annoyed and Tsunade would like it if Lree didn’t burst into their meeting just so he could fall asleep on his step dad’s lap GDI

Neji

How I feel about this character: Deserved better. Kind, sweet man who should not have had to deal with the shit he had to deal with. 

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Lee and Tenten

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Naruto. Naruto helped Neji find a new path in his life and helped him realize that he didn’t have to give in to the hand life had dealt him. He was allowed to change his destiny. I wish we could have seen so much more of their relationship grow. 

My unpopular opinion about this character: Should have been made a Chunin after the first exams (though he’s not the only one i belive this should have happened with). Although Neji’s anger and hurt was evident, that was no reason to keep him back from promotion. He proved himself to be a strong capable leader and instead of double promoting him to Jonin later he should have been promoted to chunin from the get go with Shikamaru. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I WISH HE HAD LIVED AND BEEN ALLOWED TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE!!!

my OTP: Neji/Tenten

my cross over ship: Neji/Sokka or Neji/Suki/Sokka

a headcanon fact: In a world where Njei lives, Boruto and Himawari are fully awarte of the history of the Hyuga clan and all of the things their grandfather has done to hurt him and Hinata. He also works with Hinata, who is the head of the clan, to make the neccessary changed to ensure nothing like what happened to him, happens to any future hyuga. 

[sunis-story-corner]

A kid's life is complicated} \Deidara time/ More fire than a Dragon

Shota) Oh good deidara you're up;

You hungry _______________ deidara) I'm very hungry

deidara) You got anything planned for today? Like you said you're going to buy me new stuff are we doing that today? ____________ Shota) No we're not shopping today I'm kind of thinking about taking you to the doctor

deidara) The doctor!! am I dying are they going to drill things in my brain?; I don't want to go to the doctor ______ Shota) You're only going to get a check up sweetheart: And I promise you; you will not have anything drilled into your brain ______________ deidara) Okie dokie you better not be lying

============================ Sexy nurse) hi I'm going to be your nurse for today ;so which one of you is my patient 

__________________

Shota) That all depends on what you're going to do to me; but no it's the kid

Sexy nurse) You're pretty funny;Hey there cutie pie what's your name

______ Deidara

Sexy nurse) All right deidara you and your dad are going to go in that room down the hall and I'll come in a few minutes __ deidara) Okay *runs off*

Shota) What dei hold up

===============

Shota) Wait what's wrong Did you bump into something _______ deidara) I've never been to the doctor before it's kind of scary; what about if there's something really wrong with me

Shota) There's nothing wrong with you baby they're just going to do a small check up and you have a really nice nurse you could have got a mean one

deidara) But isn't that why I'm here because there's something wrong

____________________________ Shota) I was just worried about you there's nothing wrong {I think}

Sexy nurse) Alright I'm back; oh is there something wrong _________ Shota) No she's just nervous ___________ Sexy nurse) Well don't worry your little girls in good hands ________ Shota) Very good hands _________ staring at each other ____________ deidara) Actually I'm a boy

__________ Shota) What! ______________ Sexy nurse) How do you not know your child's gender? __________ Shota) Well I adopted him yesterday Sexy nurse) You know what let's just start the check up

All right sweetheart I just need you to take a deep breath __________ deidara) Okay

Sexy nurse) You're pretty tall. For your age ____________ deidara) Thank you that's why I want to be a supermodel cuz I'm pretty cute too ____________ Sexy nurse) Oh yes you definitely are

Well there's nothing wrong with him perfectly healthy and is going to be really tall when he gets older I can already tell

Shota) Oh that's good what do you think about his mental state I'm not meaning that in a bad way. _________ Sexy nurse) Oh he's a little quirky but I think that's all