#die spams

[wildwaxshows]

Fr., 29.9.2023, 21:00 Uhr: SUNFLOWERS (PT) + DIE SPAMS (HH) Komet Musik Bar, Hamburg

SUNFLOWERS

It's been chaotic. We know. Everything is changing all around us, happening in such a fast pace that it gets hard to keep up with all the changing faces, places and idealisms in our collective existence. There's a strange feeling around these days. Hard to put a name on it, or even describe it. We know, we feel it too. Over the past 3 years, we thought about our existence a lot. Should we keep going? Can we keep going? Do we want to keep going? The answers to these question have changed more often than we expected. Everyone was trying to tell us that everything's ok. We always felt that it was not. From being reduced to capitalized human data to the struggle of comprehending a world that we do not think is enough for us or for our future, this record is full of straight-up songs brimmed with nervous energy, making them wobbly and on the edge of calamity. It's a cathartic expression of what we always felt but ignored: we're angry and we want to talk about it. Delivered like a cartoon skit where the train starts trembling and squealing, at a speed where one small pebble could derail it. And this train will take you to the most unexpected places - sometimes at extreme volume and ear-grinding sonic annihilation, other times on the wings of seemingly floating synths and reverberated vocal pads. Rest assured, there will be moments at which you'll wonder which part of all of this you’re actually supposed to be enjoying, but you'll always come back for the weirdness of it. It doesn't provide a model for a better society, or a script for you to follow, and no verdict on our crimes. It leaves you with the knowledge that we're all our own worst enemies, the most brilliant engineers of our own miserable decadence, because the truth is we're the only ones who know how pathetic we truly are. It's a new journey for us - thanks for sticking around, and welcome if you've just hoped on.

DIE SPAMS

Die Spams sind kein Dosenfleisch, die Spams sind knackiges Gemüse. Die Spams kommen nicht aus dem digitalen Netz, die Spams kommen voll aus dem analogen Verstärker. Die Spams kommen nicht aus Chicago, die Spams kommen direkt aus dem Bunker in Hamburg – Barmbek … und zwar nicht mit Essig & Öl, aber dafür mit Salz & Pfeffer, also mit Punk & Roll & Surf & Beat. Die Spams, das sind nicht Hans & Franz & Dick & Doof, nein die Spams, das sind Benoit (Dr), Frede (Bs), André (Git) und Peter (Voc).

[misterpseudonym]

[keferon]

Yea...I ..hm

Mistakes on mistakes until.. Until I scratch a hole in my tablet because I can't stop drawing them👌

[ganondoodle]

i tend to forget that speedrunners absolutely demolishing demise within less than a minute often without even giving him the chance to attack more than once is not the norm and it has significantly warped my perception of how hard his bossfight is

[astronnova]

uhhhhhh....... based off of this post by @ectoplasmranch .. for ywlma .... i dont have an excuse bye

[rustyblender]

some 2ha art :3 and orv :3 and bingsquid :3 and scum villain !!!!!!!!!!

[shubblelive]

for your consideration

[chubbychiquita]

i have overextended myself with this foster cat thing, all 7 of them have the same gastrointestinal illness and are ruining my upholstery & carpets. i'm a little miserable, but will be okay i think.

for my birthday, i got a crossbow and a 4 foot tall tom nook piñata.

i hope you're all surviving the heat okay, and also just in general 🫂

[lemon-russ]

Have more wiggly Titus. This one how he likes to be best- helmetless and exposed to bullets ✨

[lgorstheme]

not taking criticism or notes at this time

[ghostscrown]

Okay I promise this is my last post on the topic unless something relevant happens but like

This is genuinely the first time I'm proud of my country

And I think it's important to say how much of the left win was thanks to the people

We signed petitions for the left to ally and yelled on social medias and they did in less than a week

Artists and volunteers made posters for people to print for free and put in mailboxes or in the street

People talked about that on their socials, made posts explaining in simple words how to vote or how to take proxy

When the far right won the first round, we all cried, but then people got up the next day and kept going

We messaged politicians arrived third on social medias and e-mails to get them to give up so their votes would be used against the far right

People went in the streets to protest

People went to knock on other people's doors to tell them

The far right was on tiktok making their politicians into influencers and making silly "ironic" edits targeted to young people? Well fine, the left made silly edits on tiktok too, even tho the left activism isn't much on tiktok to begin with

Convinced families and abstentionists

Shared all of the informations we could find online or IRL

People digged to expose what the far right is really up to

Made the informations about who voted for/against what laws in the past into simpler, more accessible lists so people could see

Simplified the programs wordings so the informations would be accessible to everyone

And at the end despite the main medias being owned by far right supporters, demonising the left constantly and humanising the far right ideas at the same time, the journalists treating the politicians from left and the ones from far right very differently favorizing the far right... We still won! A battle and not the war, sure but now people have hope and I'm so proud of everyone

[rhondafromhr]

Max and Steph roleswap AU where Steph’s the school bully/self-proclaimed God of Hatchetfield High. She started dictating what everyone can and can’t do and who’s cool and who’s a nerd and whether Kyle can date Brenda (the answer’s still no, by the way!) to gain a sense of control. Solomon scrutinizes her every move and doesn’t let her do ANYTHING that might make him look remotely bad and affect his reelection prospects. Her mom dissapeared after winning the Honey Queen pageant (but as far as Steph knows she just up and left). She has absolutely no control in her home life and had to find it elsewhere.

Do you see my vision?? We’d get a sapphic Stephgrace version of Dirty Girl. We’d get Mariah as the villain. She’s the star QB. To impress the high school football obsessed voters, Solomon forced her to either do that or cheer. It turned out she was actually really good at it and she started getting praise and admiration for once (she also gets none of that at home). Between that and being the mayor’s daughter, nobody can stand up to her. Kyle and Jason are her lackeys. Kyle still gets punched in the face for calling Grace a two bagger. Max is around and he’s like “no, I agree with Steph, Grace is kinda cute” he gets decked in the face too because he BETTER not be thinking of asking her out (poor Jason has to carry them both out).

Max is still a jock, but he plays a sport nobody at Hatchetfield High really cares about (idk lacrosse maybe), so he’s more of a fringe cool kid. Not having the power over the school he has in canon, he had to find a different way to cope with his Whole Deal so became more apathetic and adopted a cool/tough guy persona instead. He usually manages to fly under the radar, but Steph does pick on him occasionally - she copes with Solomon constantly insulting her intelligence by doing the same thing to others and Max “I’m so fuckin’ scared of skele-uhns” Jägerman is an easy mark. Kyle usually joins in out of desperation for Steph’s approval. Jason will too, but only when the others pressure him into it.

Max needs to get his grades up or he’ll be kicked off the team, so he cheats off one of the nerds, gets caught and eventually asks them to tutor him. Doesn’t matter which one, pick your poison depending on which ship or friendship you want to be the Lautski of this universe. I’m gonna make it platonic and say Richie because I love their potential friendship dynamic, I love aroace Richie and I love treating friendships with the same narrative weight as romantic relationships. Steph says hell no, the Pasqualli’s incident happens and Grace convinces them all to plan the prank.

Of course, Steph wouldn’t fall for it like Max did. She realizes what they they’re up to almost immediately, but she’s still delighted. She finds it kind of funny and endearing that they thought they could scare her with cheap costumes and creepy music. She likes that they planned the prank to get her to change her ways because it means they still think she has the potential to be good. Then she falls and they do Grace’s bury the body plan, but this is the mayor’s daughter and the police can’t write it off like they do most disappearances in Hatchetfield so they’re hot on their trail.

Also, I’m losing it thinking about how powerful Solomon’s death would be. And how fucking scared Max would be during the summoning.

[qronost]

More YTTD doodles

[silna-pdf]

Some various sketches trying to figure out connor’s head shape (still unknown i just freehand atp)

[ganondoodle]

should surprise absolutely no one that i much much much prefer radahn when hes older (and not mindless! or mindcontrolled!)

(doesnt look amused about what malenia just did in that ol trailer- and possibly even moreso about what she said)

that (and base game) version of him is the only one to meeeeeeeee

[kaiserouo]

i played too much bl3 i have difficulty playing apex normally. again.