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#thecupsmith#thecupsmith original#thecupsmith meme#meme#did you fuck my mom#santa?#its always sunny in philadelphia#always sunny#charlie day#warhammer#warhammer 40k#wh40k#malcador the sigillite#malcador#robute guilliman#the emperor#the emperor of mankind#big E#they were roommates#historians will say they were close friends#they lived in the same ship for thousands of years
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(act i) that’s what you want, isn’t it? to lose yourself in me?
(act iii) i’ll be free. truly, completely free. isn’t that what you want?
(ascendant) i love you. that’s what you’ve been waiting to hear, isn’t it? that’s what you want?
(ascendant) that’s what you want, isn’t it? to be mine? forever?
(spawn) is that what you want? is this what you want?
#frankie posts#bg3 spoilers#astarion#bg3#astarion acunin#bg3: vid#hoo boy#i was cleaning up my camera roll and came across the spawn astarion ending#is that what you want? is this what you want? and i was like huh thats familiar#three edited videos later im like MOM HOLY FUCK kicks down door breaks windows OH MY GOD#astarion baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate astarion#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#starry comp#i have a video thats almost exactly like this BUT without the spawn version bc i literally did not connect the dots until just now#olay goodnight friendos
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hate to say it, but part of ending the stigma around sexual assault means not assuming every woman blames herself. yes, female socialization encourages it, but that doesn’t make it a given, and the goal of all of these campaigns is to eventually diminish the proportion of women who do blame themselves. it is entirely possible, and increasingly common, for women to experience sexual assault and not feel shame or guilt, which we should be happy about. but instead, there are only so many times you can hear “you know it’s not your fault, right?” before it sounds like “it was your fault”. and there’s only so many times you can hear “don’t blame yourself” before it sounds like “you should blame yourself”. because it feels good to say, doesn’t it? sure, you don’t believe she’s guilty, but you do believe she should feel guilty, so that you can disabuse her of the notion. just something to consider.
#i think we are very pleased with the idea of female shame#even among people who genuinely do not believe women are at fault for being assaulted#you are still meant to pay the penance of suffering and self destruction#god fucking knows why#“i got mugged” “aww don’t blame yourself for walking around with those fancy shoes and visible wallet okay? it’s not your fault”#you’d be like girl what. i didn’t fucking say it was my fault but your mind sure jumped there fast 🤨#“my mom died” “wow. do you feel terrible crippling shame for everything you’ve ever done wrong in your life?#up to and including causing your mom’s death? because that would be totally wrong if you did”#like how could that possibly be an appropriate response#genuinely i think the feeling that i was going completely insane post-being raped because no one would believe i didn’t blame myself#was like. solidly half as traumatic as the actual event#like. it is okay not to feel guilty and shameful. it’s great actually. you’re not having the wrong response.
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more incorrect quotes for the stillborn danyal au - dpxdc
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Student: so like,, *gesturing to Plasmius* is he like,,, your dad or...?? Phantom: he would be if he wasn't such a BITCH Plasmius: excuse me Phantom: YOU HEARD ME
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Under the Bleachers: Danny and Dash smoking in solidarity Dash: Danny: Dash: do you have notes from Lancer's class today Danny: since when do I ever have notes from Lancer's class Danny: I can ask Tucker but only if you have notes from Abernathy's class Dash: deal
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Sam and Tucker: *making s'mores with Danny's lava hair* Danny, as Phantom: >:I Sam: you're just mad because you didn't think of it first Danny: yEAH
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Danny, freshly ghosted: .... Danny: well. at least i dont need to waste money on lighters anymore
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Tucker: with how long your hair gets we may just have to start calling you rapunzel Danny: don't you dare Sam: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your lava hair Danny: NO
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Danny's hair tie breaks in the middle of a fight Danny: fuck Skulker: language child Danny, pushing lava bangs out of his face: fuck you! just for this im turning your suit into molten slag Skulker: waitholdonwecantALK--
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Danny: you know, by your logic Maddie is equally as guilty for abandoning you as Jack. She also never visited you while you were in the hospital. Vlad, had put his infatuation with Maddie aside but still kinda had feelings for her: Vlad: you're right Danny, not used to an adult agreeing with him: I-- huh, I am? Vlad: yes. If Dr. Walker had cared about me -- even if only as a friend, she would have tried to remain in contact with me. But she didn't. She is also as equally guilty for the accident that took your life too since she also failed to properly check over the portal for flaws and any improper wiring. Danny: wait- wait, i mean-- Vlad: this means only one thing Danny, bewildered: ??? Vlad, extinguishing all lingering feelings: I have to kill her too (somehow) Danny: nO.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc au#dpxdc prompt#dpdc#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny#danyal al ghul au#danyal al ghul#flanderizing the vlad and danny dynamic just a little🕺 🕺 🕺 as a treat#parental vlad masters#my vlad masters could beat up your canon vlad masters#my vlad masters also wears a ribcage corset and is permanently cursed with BabyFaced 20 Year Oldness when he's plasmius#danny: hey so my foster mom also never talked to you when you were hospitalized tho | vlad: oh shit u right | danny: i am#vlad: she's also not blameless in your death either. | danny: uh oh | vlad (ultimately A Dad First): this means i have to kill her too#bc if phantom can be a permanent 14yo then plasmius is also a permanent college student and i think thats hilarious. he physically cannot#grow a goatee as plasmius. he can get all the facial hair he wants as vlad but not as a ghost. L to him. this only fuels his vendetta#SB Vlad: im gonna kill maddie | canon vlad: you WHAT#hc that maddie got her doctorate with her maiden name first and refuses to change it. jack and vlad both supported this decision in college#and still do. im taking Vlad's creepiness about maddie out back and shooting it in the kneecaps. boom gone now i can just make him Parental#vlad saw maddie try and shoot danny once and promptly did a 180 on his feelings.#vlad: ah well actually fuck you too now. you shot my kid | danny: NOT YOUR KID#i want everyone to know that i was listening to thunder bringer when i was making the vlad plasmius design and so that is now attributed to#him forever and ever. i curse him with the Zeus Boss Battle Theme Song
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@the-relvin-temult Is this what you had in mind?
#i have fcg as the one pulling her away because i figured the rest of the party wouldn't want to stop her from biting ludinus' throat out#i almost had it be orym but figured he'd be all for it#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#cr3#cr c3#bells hells#bell's helle#ludinus da'leth#imogen temult#fcg#cr fresh cut grass#did you fuck my mom santa claus#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#liliana temult#can't believe i forgot to add her tag
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Sans cake Sanake if you will
#I said I’d post this today because I was too tired last night#sans#I honestly think I peaked here in my cake decorating career#help#gay#aaaaa#shout out to my mom for helping with the lettering#i do not remember#what year that I did this#whoops#sans cake#sans undertale#undertale#cake#cake design#Ari does art#Ari does baking#fuck you#hmm
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Hey guys so do we want to talk about how Lila’s entire thing is that she lies and yet the biggest lie this season isn’t coming from her... but from Marinette.
How Lila and Marinette match each other intellectually, which Marinette herself says while fighting Lila (‘unlike the other Hawkmoth you’re actually clever!��). How Marinette has always fought against Lila’s lies but is now perpetuating one herself that will probably turn out to be one of the most (unintentionally-don't attack my daughter) harmful ones in the show- and its to Adrien- one of the only people who didn't initially fall for Lila's lies.
How the thing- the lie that is going to break Adrien this season, that will guiltrip him over his final confrontation with his father, make him hate himself for not being there for the final battle, and make him feel the weight of a thousand revelations and implications and betrayal once revealed, comes not from the villain known for lying... but from Marinette.
There is something to be said about villains paralleling the hero, and BOY is this season going to be one of the most heartbreaking and craziest examples of it yet.
#THIS IS NOT A MARINETTE SALT POST#YES SHE IS FUCKING UP BIG TIME AND IM RIPPING MY HAIR OUT BUT SHE IS 14 AND DOING WHAT SHE THINKS IS RIGHT#NOT TO MENTION FUCKING GABRIEL GUILTRIPPING HER ASS ON HIS DEATH BED#but... DOES NOT change the fact that she is Adrien's 'villain' this season if you think about it#Adrien doesn't care about being openly attacked from a villain- at least not on a deeper level#You know what he DOES care about though?#Being lied to by his loved ones for the sake of 'protection'#Yes like ladybug did in season 4 but also like HIS FATHER DID WITH HIS MOM DYING#CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT THAT#HOW ITS IMPLIED THEY HID FROM ADRIEN JUST HOW SICK HIS MOM WAS#FUCKKKKKK FUCK FUCK FUCKKK FUCK THIS SEASON IS GOING TO BE HEARTBREAKING#MORE POSTS TO COME BUT AHHHHH#miraculous ladybug#ml#mlb#ml london special#miraculous ladybug london special#ml london special spoilers#mine#ml season 6#Adrien Agreste#ml analysis#marinette dupain cheng#ml spoilers
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I can’t stop think about the crumb of Morris concept in the psychodyssey where they had noted the idea of him being one of Millas orphans. So you know I’m going to run with it. Specifically for this bit
Now realistically with how long they’ve known each other I don’t think Sasha wouldnt know she had a kid but also. If he didn’t know it was specifically a kid he’d have to see at work every day . That would be really funny to me
classic predicament.
#Something something agent nein did you fuck my mom????#psychonauts#psychonauts 2#milla vodello#Sasha nein#Morris martinez#lobotoly#cameo!#Also bobby. He’s there.#art :0]
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i cannot stop thinking about all of the cute things eddie would inhabit when he became a father.
eddie had always been a heavy sleeper. the man could sleep through a hurricane. as soon as your baby was born tho? not anymore. the SECOND he heard his son/daughter cry in the next room he was awake and out of bed ready to save the day so you could sleep peacefully.
eddie munson had never been one to follow routines. up until you and the baby, his life was chaotic and often relied on the spur of the moment. everything changed however when he read in a parenting book that babies need routines. since then he made sure you, him and the baby were all in a perfect routine.
eddie never had a good father. granted, wayne was a good man. but the absence of eddie’s father would always lurk regardless of his uncle’s presence. he vowed that he would never be like his father. eddie strived to be apart of every single moment in your child’s life. if you breastfed, he wanted to sit with you because he was so amazed at the fact that the woman he loved could provide for his child with her body. and if you weren’t breastfeeding? that’s perfectly okay too because eddie was making bottles and helping you feed them at every given time.
and let’s not forget the changes in your relationship as well. eddie thought you hung the moon and stars from the start but man, when he watched you give birth to his baby, he didn’t think that loving someone as much as he loved you was possible. every fiber of his being aches for you in ways he didn’t believe was imaginable. he never understood the men that fell out of love with their significant others after giving birth because he had never loved you more. you gave him the greatest gift a man could ever ask for. eddie munson would single-handedly watch the rest of the world burn if it meant keeping his family away from the fire.
eddie munson would be the absolute best father and husband and i will die on that hill.
#eddie munson#stranger things#dad!eddie x mom!reader#dad!eddie munson#stranger things 4#eddie my beloved#joseph quinn#eddie munson x reader#eddie stranger things#eddie x reader#eddie munson smut#why the fuck did you kill eddie munson#eddie munson x you#eddie munson fanfic#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson imagine#eddie munson x female reader
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lovers, lovers
#serennedy#leon x luis#luis serra navarro#leon kennedy#resident evil#mom! mom i did it! i cured my art block! mOM!#unreal to me that this is the first time i drew them kissing wowowow#theyre so tender and in love. or maybe theyre actually fucking who knows#i hyperfocused on this so hard btw. literally managed to draw the whole thing in one day. this didnt happen in like 2 years 😭#thank you evil residents i needed this creative juice
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#AUUUGH WAILING SCREAMING CRYING SLIDING DOWN THE WALL SOBBING#BROCEDES PLEASE WHY COULDN'T YOU TWO HAVE BEEN NON-FAMOUS#WHY DID YOU DRAG ALL OF US INTO YOUR SITUATIONSHIP#my mom is sick of me wailing about them. nearly collapsed at work when i remembered 'yes... and team-mate'#sliver springs is going platinum in my house rn#how can you be childhood friends and just fall apart like that? i think about falling out with tas like that and i go nearly catatonic#yeah you're a 7x wdc winner and you got the one wdc that you wanted but was it worth it? was this loss worth it? would you do it again?#going by the interviews they probably would and that's why they fell out in the first place. i literally cannot imagine caring about some#trophy over my childhood best friend but like i guess that's why they're pro level athletes and i'm in my room posting about them#anyway what the fuck was up during f1 photographers during their fallout? why is every photo of them cinematic? did you know we'd be using#them? did you know we'd go crazy? or were you also like 'oh this is cinema in the making. i gotta capture this.'?#anyway for all of that want to know where the quote is from‚ it's jacob black from twilight when bella is getting turned into a vamp#stephanie meyer had one (1) banger line and it was this#brocedes#brocedes edit#f1 edit#f1 web weaving#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#nr6#lh44#formula 1#web weaving#please ignore my absolutely atrocious photo editing skills. thank you imgflip!!
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was feeling the sad beige mom in my soul tonight so had to doodle a her 'cause its a crime i don't draw more mystic flour tbh
also have my dumb message to my friend about it
#cookie run#mystic flour cookie#shadow milk cookie#creme university au#i really fucked up the beasts for this au teehee#shoutout to the bestie mystic flour who let blueberry yogurt die#to her it was a mercy to let him die because she saw what the forbidden magic did to him#and knew that the friend she once had was already dead before burning spice swung his axe#so she just let it happen and didn't bother to heal him when it was all said and done#in the end only silent salt knows what she did but alas hes really good at keeping secrets now#okay listen i just think the beasts in general are so cool so i made them tragic in this au because nothing is safe from me#still havent actually decided if mystic flour is dark chocos mom yet or not but it could amp up the angst factor for him so much#im so sorry dark choco i also threw you in the horse plinko my man#i need the other beasts to have faces already so i can go feral drawing them too
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has anyone ever archived the censors sunny airs with because they have legit alternate lines recorded to replace the cussing and it's only on tv so I fear they might get lost eventually, and I find them very interesting!
here's an example I recorded personally in 2021
#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#always sunny#he really said I HOPE YOU DIE#also charlie says. did you sex my mom LOL#why is the word sex ok but fuck isn't
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It's incredibly amusing to consider the things that Murtagh technically would not know about because he fucked off at the end of the war. (i suspect the new book fudges a lot of this, but im not talking about that.) And the "Brom is Eragon's dad" situation is by far the funniest.
Because Eragon drops that bombshell in the middle of the final confrontation and Does Not Elaborate, including when he talks to Murtagh right before he leaves. He has literally no idea how Brom fits into the backstory of his parents. Technically, he still shouldn't even know that Selena ever betrayed Morzan and helped the Varden! He just has to deal with the knowledge that Brom fucked his mom ~at some point~ and he has no clue what was going on with that. And combined with the details Murtagh does know about the three of them, it's even funnier, like Brom had hang ups about BOTH his parents??? I just know it convinces him that all of them were insane. He has the very tip of the iceberg and everything beneath seems Messy, he's not even sure he wants the rest of the story.
Also he wouldn't actually know how the hell Eragon killed Galbatorix. Eragon doesn't explain that either and Murtagh wouldn't have a different way to know. The spell wasn't spoken, and assuming Murtagh was conscious enough to process all the shit going down, Eragon only says "I made you understand" which is incredibly vague on its own. From Murtagh's perspective, Eragon cast some kinda spell on Galbatorix that apparently sucked so bad that he blew himself up. And he just has no idea what it actually did
King of "I don't know what the fuck is going on so I'll just roll with it I guess"
#eragon#inheritance cycle#murtagh#hes just gone through so much shit at this point hes like 'you know. im not even gonna ask.'#the brom thing is so fucking funny to me tho#he Cant have any complicated feelings like brom abandoned him or took his mother away bc he doesnt know jack shit#hes trapped in the stage of 'why did he and my mom bang???' ahfdjsahfkjsa#(on a more sad note it kinda feels like murtagh doesnt believe he has the right to ask for anything hes not freely given....)
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So i decided to just read parts of the book of Bill *at* my sister instead, and she said “did he… did he sleep with a triangle” at the karaoke part lol. She finally understands what I meant when I was explaining Billford and had to keep saying “just… just read the book” when she disagreed LOL
#gravity falls#book of bill#billford#I got sick of waiting#and she asked the ‘how do you think Bill flirts’#so I started listing things he says in the book and she said ‘did he actually say that?’#so then i just read the book at her#so now my sister AND my mom think he fucked the triangle lol#I’m not… I’m not going to tell my dad hrhhfhjg
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