#detroit: become human incorrect quotes

[kittynugg]

Sixty, showing Nines a video of Gavin trying to make spaghetti in a coffee maker and breaking it: This is the man of your dreams, Nines..? Nines: Nines: ..I can fix him.

[mijchi]

[julientel]

they share one brain cell

and it belongs to Hank

[seekingskywhales]

Apparently I’m not done drawing Amanda lol

[detroitbecomefandom]

Nines: I've been having these software instabilities around someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it.

Connor: Just rip the bandage off.

Nines: It’s Gavin.

Connor: Put the bandage back on.

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Nines: If you get in trouble, I'm going be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Connor: Okay.

*later*

Hank: Connor! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Nines, whispering: Deny everything.

Connor, loudly: That isn't a chair.

[loustilldraws]

So I recently watched I Robot for the first time ever...

And this happened. I don't know, the mixture of pettiness and theatrics with this line delivery just made me think of Gavin immediately.

More Detroit x I Robot hybrid art is likely to come sometime soon.

[kidrunaway]

[sher-oxide]

Simon: I heard people are shipping us

Markus: To where?

[spec-squared]

Nines: *pointing to a broken coffee machine* Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Tina: I did. I broke-

Nines: No, no you didn't. Hank?

Hank: Don't look at me. Look at Connor.

Connor: What? I didn't break it.

Hank: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Connor: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Hank: *leans in* Suspicious.

Chris: If it matters - probably not - but Captain Fowler was the last one to use it.

Fowler: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Chris: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Fowler: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Miller!

Tina: Ok, ok! Let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Nines!

Nines: No! Who broke it??!

Connor: Nines... Gavin's been awfully quiet.

Gavin: REALLY???

Connor: Yeah! Really.

Gavin: Oh my God!

Nines: I broke it. It burned Gavin's hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick... Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[l3-800]

D:BH - Incorrect Quotes (voiced)

First things first; I wanted to ask every single original creator of these quotes for consent of using their work for my video but then I thought with the amount of posts I went through it would just spam their Notifications so I've decided to create the video first, and NOW I ask you, if any of you original creators mentioned don't feel fine with me posting it in this video, please let me know and I will remove your part from it! ...And of course, also if you'd rather like me to add more of your quotes in a next video let me know as well :D

I had so much fun working on this with a hope it will make you smile as well! There were so many amazing 'incorrect quotes' made by the DBH comunity and it was really hard to chose only few of them, but for now I can only make a voice of Connor/Sixty/Nines, Markus and Hank.

=Credits= #1, 6, 9 @julientel ✓consent #2 @markiimoo #3, 5, 7, 11, 13 @nock-and-bolt ✓consent #4, 10 @detroitbecomefandom #8, 12, 14 @detroit39incorrectquotes ✓consent #15 @alwaysanovice The voices are AI modifiers of my performance.That means this video contains making a real person appear to say something they didn't say. Please, don't use it for further remixes or claims!

[kittynugg]

Nines: Birds do it. Nines: Bees do it. Nines: Even fleas do it. Nines: Let's go hurtling into a glass door and die. Gavin: ... Gavin: Shit, sounds fun.

[mijchi]

[julientel]

never trust Gavin and his plans

[iwonderwh0]

Do you think Connor being able to see dried out thirium is due to him being able to see like in an ultraviolet light? Does it mean he can also see dried out sperm? Can he tell the difference between the two without tasting it?

*Walking into the cheap hostel bedroom*

Hank: "Hey what's with your face?"

Connor: "I think an android has been murdered in this room."

Hank: "What the- Wait, hold on, what makes you think so?"

Connor: "Oh, wait. There's a high probability that's not what happened."

Hank: "And what do you think happened?"

Connor: "Someone got laid."

Hank: "Huh? Can you explain your thought processes?"

Connor: "Remember how I can see the traces of thirium even when it evaporates?"

Hank: "Yeah, what does- Oh. Okay, I think I get- Oh, fu-"

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@konami-code-ao3 you saw that previous post and thought about some insane angst potential. I saw your response and thought about this shitpost. You 🤝 Me

[detroitbecomefandom]

Connor: LOOK! IT'S MY ITSY BITSY BABY BROTHER!

Hank: Are you talking about Nines or Sixty?

Connor: Sixty is itsy bitsy, Nines is eensy weensy.

Hank: Well “eensy weensy” looks about ready to kill you and “itsy bitsy” looks like he’ll help.

Connor: Aww! They’re bonding!