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funny-anime-face-world · 3 months ago

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Mattaku Saikin no Tantei to Kitara

#mattaku saikin no tantei to kitara #detectives these days are crazy #detectives these days are crazy!#まったく最近の探偵ときたら #anime cat #cat #funny anime face #anime

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prompt-master · 11 months ago

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Kogoro is out here thinking he's being possessed by himself

#detective conan #every day shinichi does one damage to kogoros mental health and many years later its truly fallen apart #people usually have post reveal kogoro be mad at shinichi because he found out his entire career success is a lie (valid af)#but he should also be soooooo mad that shinichi had him out here fighting ghoets and making him feel crazy

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petitepatateuwu · 29 days ago

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In approximately a week I binge read the entire Sonic IDW comics and fell absolutely in love with Team Chaotix. They are perfection and you can't convince me otherwise.

Also I totally didn't scream in horror while reading the metal virus arc and nothing happens to my babies there hahahahah

#team chaotix #they're detectives you want on your siiiiiide!#sorry had their theme song playing every day now #these boys grew on me SO fast it's crazy 😅#they are like...#a bunch of weirdos hanging in a basement #and they're a found family #and they're all in a different age range it's so fucking cool #and I believe that if each of them were a separate character they would be so much more annoying #but together they balance each other's traits and that's just #*chefs kiss*#also just putting this here since I've read most of the IDW #Espilver is on my mind #and I might draw it #one day #I'm already getting late on my homework for them and now I am on a deadline #my art #sth #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the hedghog fanart #espio #espio the chameleon #vector the crocodile #charmy bee #chaotix detective agency #yeah I started speedrunning the comics at the metal virus arc because I could handle an issue a day but #zombies are the one thing I can't fucking deal with #like idk why but since birth zombie-like tropes would get me nearly throwing up and having nightmares #so I finished it all in 1/2 go because I didn't want it to be on my mind for too long and then I couldn't stop myself

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wield-the-mighty-pen · 2 years ago

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When the most normal person in your friend group is a formerly homeschooled trust-fund baby model, who plays soccer with his hands, smells faintly of cheese, and moonlights as a catboy, you know you've goofed up

#i used to think it was nino #but then he established a detectives office in the basement of his school #and started a resistance where everyone is named after condiments #and alya had been kind of insane since day 1 #and i dont think we even have to discuss marinette #love them all but theyre all crazy #adrien agreste #chat noir #nino lahiffe #alya cesaire #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous ladybug #mlb #miraculous #ml #ml leak free #miraculeakless #season 5 spoilers

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worshipfulmercy · 8 months ago

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hmmm :)

#'02 rust... '02 rust...........#me at 1 day pregnant: wow the baby is craving 2002 rust cohle from true detective in a slutty little wifebeater like crazy #rust cohle #true detective #disasterpiece.png #s1 e6 #haunted houses #wife tag

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charlieswebb · 9 months ago

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i think as a fandom we have to appreciate how fucking unhinged riz is

#dude eats dragons #did fantasy coke and got himself covered in conspiracy tattoos #wouldn’t smoke weed but now is addicted to nicotine #BROUGHT A GUN TO HIS FIRST DAY IN HIGH SCHOOL #I KNOW THEY BRING WEAPONS BUT STILL #says he’s a (un) licensed detective #carries around a puppet boy that is his fear of his friends leaving in favor of romance incarnate #my boy is so aromantic it’s crazy #riz gukgak #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #dimension 20 #the bad kids

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sab-teraa · 1 year ago

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Detective Park Sang-yoon 🫡🫡🫡

#he looks so pretty! I’m loving his hair … tbis is my fave hairstyle of his from all the shows I’ve watched #actually the overall styling of his character is 10/10 #also … the summary said that he is a crazy violent detective … but he seems normal for now??? but I’m only half way through ep 2 #I’m sure we will find out some role he played in the whole attack #or maybe he is a good guy lol … let’s see what happens #the kidnapping day #park sunghoon #the glory #not others #into the ring #psychopath diary

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kidcosky · 1 year ago

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I love Kaito so much, Kaito is my reason for living and Magic Kaito is my comfort anime.

Me without Kaito? I'm nothing!

Kaito made me reborn again, Kaito is part of me, it was fate that made me become a fan of Kaito, I love Kaito 100%, I love Kaito simply, Kaito fills my whole heart, yes I love Kaito, every day I thank Kaito for existing! 💙🤍

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liya4kar · 11 months ago

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Silly TMNT 2012 X Detective Conan AU, because why not-

What if while during a trip to Japan to grieve Splinter, Donnie ends out outside alone and make a bad encounter (aka the Men in Black) and ends up shrunk, with the size of a 6 years old but still his whole mind- I spent the whole evening yesterday brainstoarming it with @camilieroart (without you this AU woulcn't be a thing) and now this new AU is here.

The Detective Boys would fully be "Yes this is our friend, he's a turtle and he build us mass destruction weapon because we keep getting in trouble, apparently"

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slaygentford · 1 year ago

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a vision of holden rust is approaching me... offended by feds being called in until he sees holden get to spinning his web during an interrogation and then hes like.... maybe we've got something to work with here...

#why are detective teams always crazy man+normal man these days. what about two outwardly batshit individuals #and not like oh teehee Watson is actually the crazy one bc hes so calm about--no #I mean two men who will do the most flagrantly unethical beatdowns and/or handjobs to get information

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funny-anime-face-world · 3 months ago

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Mattaku Saikin no Tantei to Kitara

#mattaku saikin no tantei to kitara #detectives these days are crazy #detectives these days are crazy!#まったく最近の探偵ときたら #funny anime face #anime #anime and manga

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lesbianjodie · 8 hours ago

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Thank god for batshit insane detco women. Thank god for detco women who at a first glance don't look like it but are actually deeply and insanely deranged. We owe them the world <3

#shoutout to crazy detco women gotta be one of my favorite genders #guess who watched the chihaya episodes today. yea that's right #chihaya hagiwara #rumi wakasa #yay <3 #detective conan #THEY'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE SOME DAY AND IT'S GONNA BE SOON !!!!!!!!!!#CHIHAYA HAGIWARA VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER REAL!!!!!!!!#looking forward to it <3

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totheidiot · 7 months ago

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one good thing about writing a very time-period accurate short story set in the 70s is that i can make a part of my character's backstory that he summoned the ghost of winston churchill and that was how he had realized that he just had the ability to summon ghosts.

#my character is a journalist and is 24 years old in the events of the story #the story is about a murderer and stuff and the murderer killed a person and another character saw it and the murderer attended his old #high school so he recognized him but wouldn't tell anyone #he is a shit liar so everyone knows that he knows something they don't so he is vaguely on the suspects list #but then dude gets killed by the murderer :( not cool #the journalist in search of leads decides to take matters into his own hands after that because his detective friend who is in charge of #the case is strangely despondent (she is helping the murderer #the journalist doesn't know that)#so. he just decided to summon the ghost. he had a history of summoning ghosts #first one was purely accident and happened when he was 14 and happened in 1965 #basically the terms of the ghost summoning is that #exactly four days after the person you want to summon dies lie exactly four days like exact #time and everything #and you have to mutter their last words to yourself #that is the only way and you have to time it precisely or else you will miss it #and it's not impossible to summon the ghost #churchill was the first one and completely accidental #he was an angsty teenager at 14 and by the luckiest coincidence he says “i am bored of it all” at the exact time #and then there was winston churchill. just there #a ghost can stay how long as they want if they wish it completely up to the ghost #churchill didn't even say a word bro just left as soon as he was summoned couldn't be summoned again #the journalist dismissed this as a crazy hallucination at the time but he decided to test it out and he did so in 1966 and with preperation #the ghost he was trying to summon was walt disney and he did it confirming his theory !!#OKAY THATS IT FOR EXPLANATION #shoot me an ask if you want me to explain this story particularly !!#🍂 arian's shit #writing #short story #story

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always-a-joyful-note · 1 year ago

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may I also bring this contribution as you wander down the enstars rabbit hole (it's enstars characters and their supposed crimes)

OP I appreciate you so much, but I fear that you are trying to kill me? Just -

Just a few questions.....

- Why are Switch and the seniors of Ryuseitai and Wataru??? on kidnapping?? (wait, did he kidnap Hokuto is that it?) - Wait, what did Tetora and Sora DO? - Midori's in attempted murder?????? WHY??? - What's with forgery?? Why's that on there? Why am I questioning forgery when sexual harassment and murder are RIGHT there??? - Yeah, I still can't believe there's a literal idol duo who is also a mob group.... - "tried to break the windows with an iron pipe" what - of course Hokuto has the ultra specific one (I love him so much. Rich airhead princess to me, so far anyway). - Bullying for Subaru NO what have you DONE starshine boy??? - and at this point I've given up on getting mentally tortured by the others

I am eternally grateful for this list. Why did it have to exist? OP, come back here and let's just talk - actually. No, I desperately want to sit down with the writers and ask what they've experienced to do this.

#look i know the idol industry is not sunshine and starlight #but whats with it becoming a literal conglomerate and yazuka series?#the more i learn about this game the more im convinced that the writers really just spun a crazy roulette of any genres tropes #you have urban fantasy portal fantasy rpglit steampunk victorians nonsense literature historical fiction drama poetry etc etc #also detective fiction and war fiction and thats just the roulette of genres #stars i want to write like them #you guys in the fandom arent okay are you....you guys are all so nice giving me all this #but to let this get to my head youre also doing this to torture me specifically arent you?#my mind is already lost i dont know how i can lose it further #enstars #ensemble stars #fandom spamdom #things i find funny #stuff i say #this reminds me of my bsd starting days #i was so in denial that i was into bsd because it was so insane and unreal #and somehow a slice-of-life idol media is equally as unhinged and deranged i hate and love it here #(but in all honesty thank you for the ask op! it's SO fun to see people engage with each other in this fandom)#coincidentally i am pretty sure ive also blocked the most tags in this fandom because youre all insane (affectionate...i think?)

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silverselfshippingchaos · 4 months ago

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d.ate being famous because of the first game and constantly being like "what the actual fuck" about it is so funny to me lmao

#ash rambles 💚#HE'S SO TIRED HAHAHAHA #my partner in (not) crime 🔍#ash teases him quite a bit for it #she helped just as much with the case in the first game since she's also a detective #but she quit the force like a decade ago-#these days she's a private detective #but lmao poor d.ate #his y.akuza online story is about that too akdjaksj he keeps getting recognized everywhere!!#someone save him lmao #actually nah it's kinda funny watching #the thing he remembers most about that crazy case is that it's sorta what made him realize 'wow we're in deep shit... maybe i should tell my #old detective partner how i feel about her...'#i love him..#my bf sent me one of those 'date m.akoto (m.akimura) or d.ate m.akoto' memes. none. i will date d.ate m.akoto-#kissie attack for him!!! the coolest badass dad in the city!!!! the coolest detective ever!!!#actually. eh. ash is a better detective and he literally says that in the first game...#... but shhh we can let him have his moment in the spotlight just this once!

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allianettemie5 · 2 years ago

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Chilled: Every time I'm killed first they spend years! Years at the UN delegation, trying to pass a resolution that doesn't fucking pass! It never does! No- no- I'm murdering people, we vote off people in six seconds, if you died first in my hands the game lasts five minutes tops. I'm fucking killed first, and they're sitting there like, "Well, should we send a peacekeeping unit? Does- does- does Rowanda need a peacekeeping unit?" YES, THEY NEED A PEACEKEEPING UNIT!

#private recording 1 #chilledchaos #allianettemie5 original #i miss these days sometimes #when they were a bit more serious about the game and wanted to win #i miss that chilled sometimes #he was then known as that paranoid genius detective that built crazy theories and deducted the killers out of a thin air #things change #mad chilled is glorious

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