#detective beignet

[kovopedia]

MV/MS Gartic Phone nonsense, featuring...

@magicwindsock, @normiconjun99, @heliosphere8, @martyychan, @voidalexis, @sailorsnightmare, @dangerboatsouth, dare2bbanned, and erythrosights!

[creedexa]

I thought Abalon fit wayyyy too well with the red flags thumbnail so I had to draw it. And the detective is here because why not.

[sims-half-crazy]

In Memoriam of Francis Edward Gosnoll 1925 - 1997

Francis "Frank" Gosnoll was the second son born to Gordon Gosnoll and Evie Delgato. He had a twin brother, Everett, who he was quite close to until Everett's untimely death at the age of 8. Frank's childhood was shaped by the loss of his twin brother, but also by that of his stepmother, Lena. Lena doted upon him from the moment that she and Gordon became a couple. Frank learned responsibility and duty from his parents and joined the fight against Germany in WWII. Surviving the war, he came home and immediately joined the Del Sol Valley police department, where he remained until his retirement. His career spanned decades and he was a decorated detective within the force. His methods helped shape the department into what it is today.

Frank met his wife, Jacklyn, while on duty and he often said that it was the luckiest day of his life. He and Jacklyn lived in Del Sol Valley their entire marriage but often vacationed in New Orleans, which became their home away from home. Frank could often be found with a mug of hot chicory coffee and a fresh beignet while reading the paper.

Frank was preceded in death by his parents, Gordon and Lena Gosnoll; his twin brother, Everett; his younger brother; Pvt. Thomas Gosnoll; and his wife, Jacklyn. He is survived by his brother, Norman Gosnoll, and numerous nieces, grandnieces, and grandnephews.

[delugedecade]

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island

forcefully review as watched by Deluge

spoilers, obviously, but then again, I'm the one watching it for the first time.

Wait so it was this movie that gave evidence on what the fuck Fred was wearing in that one tumblr post?

Of course it's a real estate agent

Shaggy and Scooby are airport security? Wild

The Ghost is Here pretty banging

What the fuck is a beignet? Oh pastry

You Americans call sandwiches some really weird names. Po' Boy? Really?

It's until now that I realize the Mystery Van looks different. less flat on the front.

Daphne's inner Sappho with Velma levitating and her saying it gets better and better.

It's a still frame, why in fuck is it flashing on the camera like it's still rolling? Also god damn, didn't know old school recorders could sharpen and darken images.

All those other times they could have gone up and out of the hole, they didn't go the short end. lol. also, very square like hole

They really are making the joke on how cartoon characters wear the same thing over and over again.

Geez, they're really hammering in the Fred Daphne tension

Those new zombies look awfully touristy... Hmmmm

The zombie helping as a clue

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm voodoo dolls

GASP It's Lena and Simone!

Oh god, that's a pretty ugly transformation, fitting i suppose

Scooby asking about Dog? Where? is getting kinda annoying. But if I remember from Mystery Incorporated, Scoob's like, an alien or something.

And they're all dead.

Huh, Gardner is a detective.

Them cats are always up to something.

Hmmm. No man in a costume for the main monster. Straight up supernatural shit.

Pretty good. Solid twist with it being voodoo and cat god magic.

8/10

@submissiveking99 @tokufan400 @freeusemuses @ofdarkestdesires

[laura-the-yellow-cat]

MSA X Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island Chapter 20: The rest of the gang is discovered that police have not found the cases, Gardeners are Detectives and undercover investigating the island/They are leaving the island with their own luggages and packages, rest of the gang with their own pets are picked peppers to a basket of peppers and getting back to ferry/Dogs are noticed that Cats and Kitsunes in Dogs forms have their own owners have died and homeless and become loved adopted family

Daphne: I can't believe all this. And without our videotape no one else will, either. I've got nothing for my show.

Me (Laura): Yeah, and the police will never believe this story either

Beau: Don't be so sure. I'm Detective Beau Neville

Ralph: and I'm Detective Ralph, We been working undercover investigating the island disappearances

Velma: Jinkies! So that's why you were digging around

Starla: Beau, um, Detective Neville have you ever been on TV?

Beau picks up Simone's necklace. Daphne bends her knees down to offer Beau a resolution a full interview story for Daphne's season premiere episode. Ralph picks up Icy's necklace. Starla tells him that story.

After having a very long night being chased by zombies and only got their lifeforces drained by evil were-cats and were-kitsunes, they spent the night at the house until early morning. Vera has developed an idea of what to do about the house and the pepper fields--convincing Lewinn to open a business by making Moonscar Island Pepper hot sauce and selling to the New Orleans local.

Landon loves the business idea and decides to immediately start on the project, since he is an ultimate food-lover, especially if it's spicy food. But first, he's got a big performance at the Mardi Gras Parade, so he ask them to take him down there before the day's out.

Daphne: You know, Fred, with all the zombies and cat creatures gone, this is a pretty romantic spot

Fred: Yeah, The bayou casts a spell all its own, and no matter how hard you try to solve its mysteries it always keeps something hidden

Marco: Starla, will you be my wife?

Starla: My answer is "Yes" **kisses Marco**

Mystery Gangs will be driving the two ferries back to New Orleans and Vera awaits the others to get on aboard. While she's waiting, she sees Fred and Daphne standing side to side watching the sunrise. Beau was talking Velma into becoming a writer for detective stories and coincidence - Velma owns a mystery book store. Ralph talking to Marco becomes Mystery Bookstore.

Velma: Aw, that was beautiful, Detective Neville. There's a bit of a poet in you

Beau: **chuckles** I don't know about that, ma'am. But I would like to write detective stories someday

Velma: Jinkies! I've always been crazy about a good detective story, that is.

Beau: I even own my own mystery bookstore

Velma: No kidding

Trixie: Muffet, I made something for u

Muffet: Hm?

Trixie: I made this ragdoll and i call her "Mabel"

Muffet: **gasp, was happy and holds Mabel the Ragdoll** Thanks, Grandma

Claude: **cute bark**

Aaron drives the van aboard the ferry and the others are waiting for the Mystery Vans to pull up. While they were waiting, Vicki started the fun.

Everyone has a batch of beignets when they reach New Orleans.

Shaggy drives the Mystery Van into the ferry. Velma checks inside and didn't see Scooby.

Velma: Where’s Scooby?

Shaggy: He's picking a pack of peppers, for the road. Hurry up, Scoob! We're pulling out!

Scooby: Rokay!

Scooby shouted back as he picks out his last pepper. Bart goes back to the captain's deck and starts driving the ferry back to New Orleans. Scooby makes an attempts to jump to the ferry when his leg got caught. He struggles to pull it off and then he flies up in the air, causing Snakebite Scruggs to lose his chance of finally catching Big Mona.

Scooby safely lands on deck and Shaggy gives him a sandwich. Scooby gives a generous amount of peppers inside his sandwich. Before he got to enjoy it, he became surrounded by Simone's cats and Icy's kitsunes in dogs, who are now homeless and will later be adopted into loving families. This freaks Scooby out.

**they are going to the Ferries boat ship, with cats and kitsunes**

Scooby: Rhaggy! Rats and Kitsunes! Yikes!

----

After the credits, Scooby rips the black screen. He puts milk in the bowl of milk for the two cats are drink. Jaxson puts dog foods in bowls for the two kitsunes in dogs are eat. Scooby and Jaxson are happy.

**The End**

My MSA OCS and My New MSA OCS belongs to Me

Her MSA OCS and Her New MSA OCS belongs to @sfcabanasstarcgs and @mysteryideasgroup

Scooby Doo belongs to Cartoon Networks and Warner Bros

for @sfcabanasstarcgs and @mysteryideasgroup

[taylorkellyreporting]

i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: curious caterer: dying for chocolate

so, i’ve seen parts of the first two movies and i do know who the killer is in this one but i’ve never fully watched either of them so i thought it’d be fun to liveblog all 3!!

off topic but nikki is so beautiful

not biscuits 😭

i wonder if laura still would’ve died if brad hadn’t interrupted her when she was trying to talk to goldie about what was going on

brad, she’s just not that into you

or maybe she is, since she just asked him out? lmao

“marla!” “that is exactly what these shortbread said when i walked in. they went ‘marla.’ they called my name and now we’re in love.” “well, as long as the beignets weren’t talking to you. archie dennison is already in a committed relationship with them.” “ooh, i wonder if adele knows? maybe she’ll catch him in the act with the beignets.” i love them 😭😭

i love that goldie and richard have such a good relationship, it’s way better than when the ex husband is an asshole

tom was such a jerk in the beginning 😭

so glad goldie and brad didn’t end up together, nikki and antonio have zero chemistry

owen comforting goldie and telling her to let him know if he can help with laura’s funeral like he didn’t kill her

i wonder if laura was having an affair with archie or if she was helping julian

mason is so scared of tom, it’s hilarious

“well, you were definitely trespassing this time.” “you gonna arrest me?” “don’t tempt me.” that was so flirty???

“i was just in surgery and handed over the scalpel.” goldie’s face was priceless 😭

“detective. did you come to arrest me?” “i’m beginning to think you wanna be arrested.” she just really wants him to put her in handcuffs

OH SHIT, BRAD WAS LAURA’S EX?

goldie’s face when marla told her laura and brad were together is sending me so bad

“brad and i are having dinner.” “…oh.” not his voice going up like two octaves 😭 my guy is jealous

“maybe you could be there, too.” i don’t think he’s interested in being a third

“i should bring a date.” the way he said it…he was trying to make her jealous, too lmao

mason is so adorable

“i imagined an affair.” “did you imagine the same thing with your first husband?” dfkgkd

“i used to have a major crush on goldie when she was my babysitter.” “really?” “she used to bring me delicious treats in mason jars. thought she had the jars specifically made for me.” LMAO. tom is trying so hard not to laugh 😭

woah, brad was gonna propose

i did not know they entertained the idea of marla being the killer

“i’m surprised you lasted three years” lmaooo goldie’s so shady

owen is insane

“i was closer.” i love goldie

can’t wait for them to go canon 🫶🏼

fucking mason 😭

this was a solid introduction but so far, the sequel is still my favorite!!

[theultrablog]

Pulp Storytime #40: The B-Team! Part 1

There was no need to execute prisoners; troublemakers would die soon anyway. They all would. We start with Lala arriving with lawyer Tacito Uriel Velasco at H&M Wakefield prison in England. The characters are paroled, facing trial in a few months because of their tertiary culpability in bringing William the Conqueror to England. Devika whines that the pillows were lumpy and they didn’t even have third helpings. This is the worst prison in the world. No adventure this week, vacation time. Meanwhile, on the other side of the world… Detective JP Diamond, ‘Big Man’ Adonis Carcetti, and Whistlin' Inquo were in the exercise yard of Devil's Island. On the way to help their escape was Trudy Truman, ace reporter. This week featured the B team! The players selected their favorite minor characters from previous sessions. JP was the PI-turned-zombie from "Beignet, Done That." Adonis was one of Baltimore’s crime lords from "The Demise of Dr. Enigma". Trudy was Florence’s constantly kidnapped girlfriend, and Inquo was Atlantean royalty turned hobo, who had joined the team on the "Race for the Electric Orb!". Each character was expanded; JP was a southern gentleman, gangly and willing to dig into any mystery, including his own death. Big man was not just a gang leader, but a utopian philosopher who ran a health food restaurant in addition to his gym. Trudy was a former rich girl, and basically immune to criticism from strangers. Anyway, prison was hell. Luckily, the party was extremely hardy. The real Devil’s Island had a mortality rate north of 70%, with heat exhaustion, tropical disease and squalor earning it the nickname “the dry guillotine”. Inquo decided to scan the yard for a fixer, discovering Dormand, a fellow Atlantean. Adonis quickly whipped up a gang, was thrown into the hole, and used his fellow inmates as stepping stones while he bent the bars. Patience, charm, burglary and muscle were all vital in arranging the escape. Trudy had arranged a fishing boat and new, false documentation. But even with Inquo and his new pal sabotaging a patrol boat, the group barely escaped! Trudy drove at ludicrous speed, crashing the boat into the jungle. After a series of haircuts and new outfits, the group made their way back to Baltimore… To find out who had sent them to prison in the first place! Trouble reared its head quickly. A routine dinner at the big man’s ‘health food restaurant’ was interrupted by an addled college student. He entered normally, then pulled out a piece and plugged one of Garc’s best lieutenants! Before anyone could react, he turned the pistol on himself. Horrifying. Now, JP Diamond is the best investigator our campaign has ever seen. He rolled a +7 and +8 on his two rolls, unraveling the mystery at will. The shooter had old tickets stubs for a local hypnotist. Another similar slaying at a boxing arena confirmed the group's suspicions: someone was committing hypnotic murders! At the hypnotist’s venue, the group ran into some old friends. Bebe was there, eager for stage time, being told that the hypnotists had booked out the rest of the month. In the showroom, Devika was arguing that she deserved a refund because “you couldn’t even hypnotize me.” Yes, the gang was relaxing from their British prison sentence by crashing with Dr. Enigma at his mansion! A highlight of the session was Devika interacting with every member of the B Team. Trudy she loved, Adonis she was scared of (being a crime boss who had flirted with her mother), JP she barely remembered but sensed his mystical essence… and Inquo she just said hi to...

[hauntedeaglepizza]

Experience the Diverse Celebrations and Traditions of the United States Via Cultural Festivals and Events.

Experience the Diverse Celebrations and Traditions of the United States Via Cultural Festivals and Events.

Hey there, event people and culture enthusiasts! Are you ready to immerse yourselves in the vivid tapestry of cultures that comprise the USA? Obtain your dancing shoes on, wear your celebration attire, and let's dive into a speedy of excitement as we check out a few of one of the most vibrant and varied social celebrations and occasions throughout this terrific nation! From music and dancing to food and practices, these parties promise a banquet for the detects and remarkable experiences. So, mark your calendars, load your adventurous spirit, and allow the cultural celebrations begin!

Mardi Gras - New Orleans, Louisiana

First off, we're heading down to the Big Easy for the world-famous Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans, Louisiana. Get ready to allow the good times roll as you submerse yourself in the fun, songs, and vibrant shades of this famous event.

Sign up with the dynamic ceremonies full of elaborately decorated floats, marching bands, and costumed revelers throwing grains and ornaments to the crowd. Indulge in standard Creole food, from hot best places to go during winter in usa gumbo to freshly fried beignets, and dance to the alluring rhythms of jazz and zydeco songs.

See to it you seize the day to find the distinguished French Quarter, where the streets are full of masquerade balls, performers, and lively dancing occasions. Mardi Gras is a cultural event providing an abundance of aesthetic, acoustic, and gustatory experiences-- a party that will leave a long-term impression on you!

The annual hot air balloon occasion in Albuquerque, New Mexico is called the Albuquerque International Balloon Feast.

Start the following part of our cultural expedition at the stunning Albuquerque International Balloon Carnival in New Mexico. This occasion is a captivating display of vivid shades, creative designs, and thrilling experiences high up overhead! Prepare to be amazed as numerous hot air balloons soar right into the air, producing a mesmerizing phenomenon.

Enjoy as the dawn sky fills with a kaleidoscope of vivid balloons of all shapes and sizes, from whimsical characters to conventional designs. Join in the enjoyment of mass risings, where the balloons rise beautifully into the air versus the background of the stunning Sandia Hills.

For a genuinely enchanting experience, take a ride in a hot air balloon yourself and overlook the sensational New Mexico landscape. And as evening drops, don't miss out on the thrilling radiance of the balloons during the evening "Glowdeo," where the balloons brighten the evening sky like large lights.

The Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta is a celebration of creativity, appeal, and the pleasure of flight-- a must-see occasion that will leave you out of breath with wonder!

Dia de los Muertos - Los Angeles, California

In Los Angeles, The Golden State, we're delving into the exciting customs and fantastic tones of Dia de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, a cherished Mexican holiday that commemorates the deceased with striking altars, dynamic ceremonies, and joyful commemorations of life.

Sign up with the cheery parades loaded with elaborately embellished drifts, dancers in dynamic outfits, and typical songs that fills up the air with energy and delight. Explore the intricate altars adorned with marigolds, sugar skulls, and photos of enjoyed ones, commemora

[gyupremacy]

i've been good, thank you for checking up on me too <3 omggg i love beignets, i hope they were just as tasty as they seem from princess and the frog! it was so much fun, i genuinely enjoyed seeing everything and missed my friends :') that lovely angel seems to be quite the detective huh? 🧐

-🐯

They were delicious. A few had nutella in them, but it didn't taste right, but overall, they were good! That lovely angel is a detective... an unhinged one 💀

[alastors-radioshow]

The stag neatly folded his hands on the tabletop, crimson orbs studying the other. Alastor was a hard man to read. One never really knew what was behind that smile of his. Not unless one truly knew him and could recognize his mood. At the moment, he was simply observing. Calmly. Calculating whether or not Lucifer was a threat to him.

So far, he didn't detect any hostile behavior. Alastor was a firm believer in matching energies. If he was being treated respectfully, he would be respectful in return.

"I cannot recall much of my mortal existence, Your Highness. So I am not certain if anything had a certain difficulty for me then. Ah, but I have burnt my hands several times when making beignets. One has to pay attention to the frying process, after all~"

@sinnerxroulette (Lucifer) "I tried it for fun but....uh...Hey?~"

Are You Alastor’s Type?

"Goodness gracious! Out of every, possible scenario I could have possibly thought up, I would have never imagined that I would even have anything remotely in common with you, Your Highness. Nor did I even consider myself to be your type~ Color me surprised~"

[hydroacidcat]

old draw of me hangin w/ my favs

[illiana-mystery]

iliana-mystery story masterlist

Dafoeverse Characters

Gas (eXistenZ)

Faulty Spark Plugs

Get Your Kicks on Route 66

John Geiger (Speed 2: Cruise Control)

Prisoner of Love

Standing Ovation

Edward Blackridge (A Family Man)

Sugar Baby

Playing House

Max Schreck (Shadow of the Vampire)

The Vampire's Jewel

Alan Ward (Mississippi Burning)

Ease My Mind

Jumping the Broom

Bobby Hicks (The Florida Project)

He Won't Hurt You

One Thumb Down

Sergeant Elias Grodin (Platoon)

Reunited

Norman Osborn (Spider-Man)

Make a Wish

Cloud 9

Chasing Foxy

Cat Got Your Tongue?

Trick or Treat

Saltzburg Keitel (Asteroid City)

Space Oddity

J.G. Jopling, Esq. (The Grand Budapest Hotel)

The Art of Seduction

Lionel Pembrooke (Saving Norman)

Delivery for Mr. Pembrooke

Lionel "Elvis" Cormac (Daybreakers)

Bloodlust

Jeffrey Hunt (The Hitch-Hiker)

Devotion

Bud Carter (Bad Country)

Love and Beignets

Axel Heyst (Victory)

Break of Dawn

Leonhard Seppala (Togo)

Snow Angel

Rolfe Whitehouse (Affliction)

Light Rayne

Wolf Jackson (Beetlejuice Beetlejuice)

Hot and Cold

Yolked!

Mister Officer

Arnold Mack (The Clearing)

A Decent Proposal

Pauline Smecker (Boondock Saints)

Paulie and Dosie

The Temptress

Father Gabrjel Andrysiak (Edges of the Lord)

Reverence

Johnny Harte (Roadhouse 66)

California or Bust

Commander Virgil Cole (Flight of the Intruder)

Coffee Talk

Clem Hoatley (Nightmare Alley)

Eye of the Beholder

Raven Shaddock (Streets of Fire)

Mirage

Joe Cribbens (Dead for a Dollar)

The Showgirl (Crossover with Silas McCall)

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Molinaverse Characters

Alden Bertanelli (OC)

Bibliophilia

After Office Hours 

Jealousy

Doc Ock (Spider-Man)

Buzzed 

Closing Time

Experimentation

Otto, Actually

Ring Around the Rosie

Jolly Ol' Saint Otto

Take Me to the Galaxy

Scientifically Accurate Angel

I'm Your Baby Tonight

Oliver Syme (American Friends)

Break of Dawn

Dr. Harding Hooten (Monday Mornings)

Cycle of Care

Jim Bussey (The Water Man)

Memories of Autumn

Maxim Horvath (The Sorcerer's Apprentice)

Whisper

Dr. Edelweiss (Angie Tribeca)

That's My Jam!

Detective Edelweiss

The Sweetest Taboo

Denis Brabant (Scorpion Spring)

Spanish Lessons

The Italian (Drowning on the Shallow End)

The Blind Date

Terry Berman (We'll Never Have Paris)

Rose-Colored Glasses

Silas McCall (ROAR)

Collateral

Poison Oak (Batman Fanon)

Powerless

Harry Greaves (Trust Me)

Makeup Session

Sir Aubrey Fields (Frankenstein...)

The Actor's Trunk

Sgt. Stephen Dunlop (The Little Traitor)

Welcome Home

Sergei Mikhajlovich Andreyev (Letter to Brezhnev)

Chicken!

Ricardo Morales (Law and Order Los Angeles)

Sex on the Beach

Titorelli Imbroglione (The Trial)

Busted

Tulio Marroquín (A Further Gesture)

A Kind Gesture

Tadeusz Melnik (A Very Polish Practice)

Covert Affairs

Mike Hubble (Boon)

The Roommate

Standing Ovation

Sir Alistair Touchstone (As You Like It)

The Runaway Bride

Leland Drury & Manuel Aringarosa (White Fang 2 and The Da Vinci Code)

Can't Hide Lust

This list is subject to change and most projects will be updated and finished at a later date.

[the-keeper-of-midnight]

Trying to hit the ask button and it hit unfollow. RIP.

Anyways, question, so with the new WIP, can we ask RO questions? You know, in case I want to know if any of them are the “throw you up against the wall” type.

LMAO 🤣

Here I thought I got a new follower! 😛

Yes you can ask question, the only thing I'm not sure yet is their physical description, but their personality is already kind of set.

Let's start with:

The family lawyer:

They will be hard to impress. They have been in this business for a long time and have seen it all, so for MC to get in their pants or them to get into MC's pants lol... it will take some hard work. I'm planning a scene where MC can have the option to have a pilot fly the family private jet or MC's private jet to Paris just to have coffee and some beignets with the lawyer.

The family lawyer is charming, smart, confident, always speak their mind, and they have an old rescue golden retriever called "Lou"

They are recently divorced (No no ex drama lol) which makes them a little hesitant to go back into a relationship, especially with a rich kid that might not be in it for the long term.

They are not the type to throw MC against the wall, but they are open to some kink experience like bondage.

The Bodyguard:

Very protective of MC, I know it's their job, but they have become a close friend with MC and know how crappy the family can be as they are often around to pick up the pieces. Mind you, they are MC's assistant-bodyguard-PI, they have full access to MC's money and can do stuff on behalf of MC, like sign checks for donations and more.

I'm planning a scene where depending on (where MC's money comes from) there will be a protest and the bodyguard literally will have to protect MC from the angry crowd protesting. Then the scene will cut to MC cleaning up in a bathroom and the bodyguard checking in, making sure that MC is okay.

Bodyguard: "Just say the words and I will take you to the customized underground bunker in (MC country-origin) that I had a group of contractors build for you."

MC: "You what?"

Bodyguard, "Come on now, what kind of bodyguard would I be if I didn't have a contingency plan? Whenever you're tired of this, just say the word."

The bodyguard is an ex-military, now turned into a bodyguard for MC. (Also, MC doesn't know their real name lol)

They are trustworthy, direct, overprotective, very observant, and yesss they have a total crush on MC, It's to the point that they have stopped paying themself (MC doesn't know that) because they are not doing this job for money, they are doing it for MC.

And yes, totally the type to throw MC against the wall (but in the most softer way possible lol)

The Detective

Anger issues, no patience, dislike for rich people, used to be a heavy drinker, but currently going through AA. They have been suspended before for the poor handling of a case, (a little more on that below), and working with MC's family to bring in the killer is sort of the saving grace that will restore their reputation at doing this job. Every interaction with MC will be full of angst and clap back as they will not mince their words on telling MC how the rich are just... spoiled and the worst kind of people 🤣

The detective tries to be a good person in the community by volunteering at a soup kitchen for troubled youth (which MC will have the option to buy out to make it a better place and provide funds for)

They work 14+ hours, have never been married, have no children, every time they meet with MC, they refuse to eat or drink or owe MC anything lol. It's to the point where they will pay for the bill at a restaurant for having a cup of coffee, (they will put $20 on the table) but MC will later tell them that the cup of coffee at this restaurant is around $250 lol which they will literally make a check to MC 😅

Overall they are torn between love and hate for MC and being able to do their job with keeping it professional... they are investigating MC's family so it's a little hard to get into bed with MC, but boi.... when they finally do... haha let's just say they will use the handcuffs.

Totally the type to throw MC against the wall.

(about the case and their despise for rich people. They were working on a case where a rich guy took advantage of a youth, but the rich guy got away with no punishment because they have money, and the Detective went on to beat up the rich guy, taking justice into their own hands. That's why they got suspended and don't like rich people.)

[overnightheartbeats]

The laughter tumbled out, her head leaning back for a moment. ❛Hey, if you have it, flaunt it. Right? It's definitely very humble of me.❜ Clearly, basic training had not squashed all her confidence. At least, she was self-aware though. ❛You might be better, but my detective skills are probably still decent.❜ She said with a smile, knowing that was a very real possibility. Laurel felt good about her test, but she always thought Eli had a natural disposition for this. Oh, maybe she had to abandon the middle name idea because those suggestions did not sound good. ❛Terrible all around, maybe your last suggestion. So fancy. I'll have to ask them to give me another badge with my new name. The council?❜ She almost whined, a frown she couldn't hold formed for a quick second. ❛The title comes with a crown too? I'm learning about all these benefits, I love it! I'd like to make my case that I have earned it. Favorite food, oh —beignets! I don't know if I would count that as food though?❜

❛Look at you miss humble. Bragging about her detective skills already?❜ He snorted a laugh and shook his head. ❛We haven't even seen our test results yet. How do you know I won't be smarter than you?❜ It was said in a purely teasing manner as he knew that she was smarter than he was in the writing part. His smarts flourished in street smarts. ❛It doesn't flow. Laurel Ann and Laurel Humble? No, it doesn't work. Unless you switch it so it's Humble Laurel. It'd sound so prestigious if you went with mine. Hmmm we are gonna need to go to the council for this one. Have you earned your best friend title and crown. I don't know. What's my favorite food? Not one I have all the time. ❜

[bythebonefire]

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lol I mean can I gush about your Sans for a moment? All of your muses are such a delight to play against, but we definitely have a lot of Sans/by verses under our belts, and you bring out different facets of Sans in all of them, and by contrast bring lots of different things out of Grillby. You really nail his world-weariness underneath the sense of humor, and that carries over consistently from verse to verse. 

I am, I will concede, extremely soft on film noir verse, because The Aesthetic, and also because your Sans just naturally fits in very well as a private detective in that kind of setting, but I’m looking forward to seeing more of him in your The Thought AU verse, now that we’re doing a thread in it!

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You and me had talked briefly about a King Grillby verse and that would be just MMM. Chef’s kiss. Though also, the more we’ve talked about Mafiafell and such, I’d love to plot out some interactions between a Mafiafell Renegade and Mafiafell Wingdings. Pre or post-”whoops I murdered your kids”, I’m not particular. In general I really want to see more of your more morally ambiguous muses--you really do just go all in with them, and that’s something I appreciate. :B

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Years ago I was RPing Ashiya from Hataraku Maou-Sama, and ended up on a whim following someone playing Reisi Munakata from K Project. I think maybe I had originally followed them on a blog for a different character? I don’t remember. But we ended up doing this whole plotline together that ended up leading to an unbelievably sweet crossover romance with a really gradual, natural buildup that involved months of flirting and building up their friendship before they kissed under the fireworks at a festival and it was the cutest thing ever. 

We ended up doing multiple verses with that ship. Tons and tons of threads and a couple of shipkids. And then a few years ago, I was at a conference in Anaheim, near-ish to where they lived, and we were able to meet up for dinner at Downtown Disney. We had beignets! It was fun. 

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I feel bad admitting this, but I don’t read nearly enough of my friends’ ship threads lmao. 

I’m definitely looking forward to seeing more of you and @starredfame writing Sans and Mettaton interacting in the human AU! idk if you’re planning to go full ship with it, but they have a really cute dynamic from the little bit you did on our Discord, and that’s a dynamic I can see you two wringing a lot of fun content out of. 

I’LL TELL YOU ANOTHER ONE THOUGH YOU ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

THAT I WOULD’VE LOVED TO SEE MORE OF

YOUR RENEGADE AND ELI’S FELL GASTER

I KNOW IT DIDN’T GET TOO FAR BUT I WAS ROOTING FOR THE BI AWAKENING BAD END

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@ahogedetective​ asked: ❝ "I had such a fun time at the Christmas Party, Kokichi! Thank you again for inviting me to spend it together with your family." The two had just arrived back home from the party. The initial nerves he had about making a good first impression at first, completely wiped away once he realized that he didn't have to try so hard: that they were all laid-back and already knew he had to be a good person, to be their leader's boyfriend. That made him relax considerably, and was able to have a blast with everyone with the many things they surely did. And if they all liked the cookies he made and brought for everyone, then he was delighted.

"They were all such lovely people, as I knew they would be. And the food that you made was so good! I loved it. Thank you again for that... and for such a fun night in general." He hums, leaning in to give his boyfriend a soft kiss. Once they changed out of their clothes into their sleepwear, there was just one thing left: giving Kokichi his gifts. "Alright, Koki: I have some gifts for you...! They're right here." From the closet, Shuichi pulls out two wrapped gifts. One was a bit smaller than the other one, both wrapped in checkerboard pattern wrapping paper.

Holding them out to Kokichi, he tells him: "Here you go...! I hope you'll love them." The smaller present would reveal to be a bag charm plushie shaped like a cat. Specifically, an orange-and-white colored Japanese Shorthair Bobtail cat. "Ehehe, I tried to find one that looked really similar to Beignet! So I really happy to find this: i-if you'd like, you can put it on your bag! And then, ah... for your next gift....I-I actually made it, myself...."

He softly mutters, twiddling his fingers with a shy smile on his face. The second gift would reveal a handmade scarf. It was similar to the one Kokichi normally wears, except its colors were purple and black. The cloth was made of a soft texture, and was long enough to utilize like a scarf to keep warm, or worn as a bandana. "I made you a scarf... ! How does it feel? I wanted to make it feel very soft and warm... and to implement our colors in it, hence why I chose purple and black, e-ehe... ah, and one more thing: turn it around. I... added a special little addition at the bottom..." His smile brightens, clasping his hands together. If Kokichi looks at the bottom part, he will see that Shuichi made the DICE symbol, too. "T-To make it even more personal for you..! Hopefully I made the symbol look nice... but yeah, I hope these are wonderful surprises for you, Kokichi! You made tonight for me one of the most fun Christmas nights I've ever had, and so I want to make your night extra great, too."

"That, and... my beloved supreme leader deserves nothing but the best. And to always be happy. I love you, Kokichi. And Merry Christmas... thank you again for such a wonderful night. I'll cherish the great time we had with everyone and each other today, forever..." Giving him a smile and gaze dripping with warmth and love, Shuichi leans in to give him a slow, loving kiss, arms wrapped around him in a gentle hold as he nuzzles their foreheads together. ( hehe, this got a liiittle long, hope you don't mind that!! Merry Christmas~!! 🎄✨ )

The Christmas party had gone even better than expected. Although some had been a little skeptical when Kokichi had mentioned inviting his detective boyfriend, they had quickly changed their mind once he was there. Shuichi had made a good impression on them, and Kokichi couldn’t have been happier. He still had a bounce in his step the whole way home.

Shedding his coat once inside, he grinned at Shuichi. “Good, because I did too!” Hearing Shuichi refer to them as his family was strange, but it wasn’t inaccurate. Still, despite that, they wouldn’t see him around by the end of the next week. While everyone else spent the New Year’s celebrations with family, he would spend it avoiding the holiday aggressively.

Once he was in a pair of tacky Christmas pajamas, sat cross-legged on the bed, he knew where the night was going. His own gift to Shuichi was hidden in his pajama pocket. “Everyone ate super good between what I cooked, your cookies, and Yukiji’s kushiage! All of DICE is gonna want those cookies again, so you better be prepared to make them again next time.” He giggled behind his hand—he wasn’t lying at all.

“Gifts!” Kokichi exclaimed with all the excitement of someone who totally hadn’t known what was coming. He eagerly pulled the smaller box closer, pausing to grace Shuichi with a much softer smile. He didn’t know what was inside, but he knew that Shuichi understood him. A thought confirmed when he tore into the first gift and found the little bag charm. The tiny charm, so similar to Beignet, instantly made his heart thud against his chest. Shuichi could have got him something cute but generic (and Kokichi would have still loved it), but he had gone out of his way to get something special. “You’re so lame, Shumai,” Kokichi said as if he wasn’t clutching the charm to his chest, a bright smile on his face. “But this is the perfect offering to me and Beignet!” What a roundabout way of saying, ‘thank you.’

He set the charm carefully on the nightstand, then grabbed the second box. “You made it?” Shuichi had made something for him? Ignoring the already faint heat rising in his cheeks, Kokichi tore past the wrapping paper, opened the gift and—

For a moment he was dead silent, then he slowly reached inside and pulled out the scarf. The material was soft beneath his fingertips, and the colors—”our colors.” He followed Shuichi’s instructions, finding the small DICE symbol. He fiddled with the scarf for a moment more before burying his face in it. By the time he peeked up over it, he was feigning anger despite damp eyes and a flushed face, “This is so mean! How are my gifts supposed to hold up against one this good? I’m gonna wear this all the time now!”

Despite his words, a moment later he had set the scarf aside and was walking on his knees toward Shuichi. He threw his arms around him, burying his face in the crook of Shuichi’s neck. No one had ever given him something quite like this. It meant more than he knew how to express, so he just clung to Shuichi for a good minute. “I love you too,” he said quietly when he leaned back. He accepted Shuichi’s kiss eagerly, pressing all of his devotion and gratitude into it.

Once the kiss broke, he gazed into Shuichi’s eyes for one long moment, before saying, “I know I gave you gifts earlier,” —a new notebook and a shirt Shuichi had mentioned wanting— “but I lied about that being all.” Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out a small box. “I’m not proposing. Unless you want me to, in which case: I’m totally proposing.” Despite his joking, his tone and shaky hands made clear his nervousness. He handed the small box over. Inside was a ring, black with intricate details carved into it. When the light caught it just right, it appeared purple. On the inner part of the ring were the carefully carved words, “To my beloved.”

He took a deep breath, then spoke, “It’s probably dumb, but I-I—” He bit his tongue; only Shuichi could make him stammer like this. “I’m yours. Forever. And that’s proof.” He took a deep breath, then groaned, “That actually sounds a lot like a proposal. I guess it’s, like, a. . .  couples ring? Except there’s only one. Please shut me up.”