#despicable of me

[nutria--oscura]

heaven heist! heaven heist! heaven heist!

new ep, more incomprehensible ramblings

~spoilers for s2 ep42 below~

family guy impressions? this early??? what was that intro?

artificer or rogue taylor? cool. cool cool cool

love that they're confirming that the teens are all still married

(about link's fact) ah yes, it all comes full circle

ancient roman gods, scary? really? (<- greek mythology fanatic)

RON FACT!

HERMIE FACT! (his dad??? which?)

rotting meat? like their heart?

ah yes. the most important heaven lore - bathrooms

"if you did leave [heaven] you'll be in a lot of trouble if they found out" "just like north korea dawg"

love ron so much <3

"like obama" "like when they killed bin laden"

"normal's secret stuff" is it just water? like michael jordan's secret stuff in space jam?

"do you see the chicken that crossed the road in here?" "no but you do see the family guy chicken that fight its way through the background"

HERMIE!!

SEA CREATURE PUNS!!!

"you gotta piss into hell! YOU GOTTA PISS INTO HELL!"

"the dolphin nods" "the dolphin shrugs" "the dolphin rolls it's eyes" "the dolphin shakes it's head" "the dolphin shrugs and goes 'it's a living!' " hELP-

in order to SNEAK inro heaven they have to go to hell? fun

link is half way to being darryl

NICKY!!!

in order to SNEAK into heaven they have to SNEAK into hell? even better

spirit halloween plain? seasonally the ethereal plain becomes a spirit halloween plane?

i was gonna include the goth guy quotes but- well no-

"what do you do?" "well- i'm a teenager sir"

THE RETURN OF PISSFOOT!!

oh lincoln. you poor poor pissfoot

"with the precision of a us ranger sniper" grant is horrified~

ITS HOLY WATER

the piss thing is gonna be next eps into isnt it?

NORMAL I LOVE YOU BUT NO WILL WHY (honestly same. id do that. for science)

oh gawd

darryl died via pitbull??? mr worldwide???

oh a ladder- HIS HEAD WAS SPLIT OPEN??? DARNELL FOUND HIM???

"did he go timberrrr" FREDDIE-

he takes the christmas lights down in february??? and puts them back up in march??? (cough closeson cough)

"we have an entire room where you can use q-tips in your ear with no consequences" (ok now i know what MY heaven looks like <- literally used a q-tip like an hour ago) "so do i its called my bathroom" "oh-"

"when you assume you make an ass out of you and some guy named sune..."

freddie spaghetti? cherry cheesecake? fufuwelder flam? so close to all being food related names (flan - flam?)

carol's not dead?

DARRYL'S WAITING FOR CAROL AND GRANT??? OH GOSH IM CRYING OH GOSH MY HEART

DARRYL AND GRANT HUG

MARKIE AGH GOSH

scary defending link <333

oh gosh darryl's so excited to see ron gosh oh gosh

GRANT AND DARRYL CONVO BEFORE THE WEDDING! i swear i just read a fanfic with this premise the other day, i cannot remember the name or by who but they sorta nailed it

SCAM I LOVE YOU BUT IM CRYING RN I DO NOT NEED THE EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH OF YOU BEING HERE IN THIS SCENE

THE FUCKING TITANIC????

anthony really knows how to end an ep

[ayo-edebiri]

Despicable Me 4 - Minion Intelligence (Big Game Spot)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[aromantisk-fagforening]

[bebx]

crying over this Longlegs promo poster and the fact it’s official.

“After Despicable Me 4” 😭😭😭

[clegfly]

Maybe the stupidest thing I’ve ever drawn

[thinkingabout-girls]

thinking about that time in math class when the teacher was explaining what a vector is and some girl went “omg just like the guy from despicable me!!”

[iamespecter]

Ah yes, the one guy I like vs the five other femme fatales

I did the thing that I saw one other mutual do!!! honestly, it was VERY hard to pick for most of these (save for Caine and Glamrock Chica) because I ADORE a LOT of characters. And doing this honestly makes me realize just how much I gravitate towards characters that are doomed by the narrative or their scriptwriters one way or another

My current favorite is Caine because it's pretty much self-explanatory, he is my current blorbo. My scrunkly. My precious lil scrunkler guy

Chica is my comfort character. She literally raised me alongside Freddy Fazbear when I was going through one of the toughest moments of my life, living with my abusive dad (and yes the chicken and the bear are so married to me and me only)

Master Tigress save me you were taken from me by the fourth film and I will NEVER live that down

Where do I even start with Six from Little Nightmares. By god, this poor yellow raincoat wearing child of mine. I both love and hate just how hopeless her story is. People say that the ending of the first game ends with her escaping via a boat, but I really don't think so. I think she's stuck at the Maw because I keep saying it, THE BOAT DROPPING THE GUESTS LEFT. THERE IS NO "OTHER BOAT". IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. (before this becomes a ramble, I'm gonna stop it right there.)

I'm VERY guilty of liking Lucy Wilde from Despicable me because I hate the franchise (the first film was good), but by god, IS SHE THE FUNNIEST SHIT. To me, she literally carries the films she's in, she inspired one of my main OCs' humor and even appearance. I don't care about Gru, or the villains, or the girls, just give me more Lucy.

GLAMROCK CHICA MY BELOVED I AM GOING DOWN ON MY KNEES RN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MARRY ME I'M PUTTING ALL OF MY POINTS IN THE RIZZ STATS PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE BABYGIRL OINE CHANCE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE (I am Glamrock Chica's #1 fan and I will always be angry at Scott for what he's doing to her and her variants)

sigh,,,, what I ever did to like such characters that I know will end up crushing my heart one way or another, I don't know but I do know that at the very least, I have the power to diverge from canon as an artist

[digital-media-enthusiast]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Despicable Me 4 (2024), Gru had sex

[wern1c]

my most favorite thing

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gru from Despicable Me ran an illegal HRT lab and distribution service. No minions were involved. I managed to get my hands on some testosterone. 10/10 dream tbh.

[chill4234]

To become a what

[kermahillway]

Oh yeah and if you get bored and wanna hear Bratt just spitting swears and slurs, feel free to watch some South Park episodes! :D

[cometchemic]

ugh.... the weird kids are beefing again

[ghaniatreides]

not nicki thinking the minion’s really trying to overshadow her shitty diss LMAO TAKE THE LOSS