#deposite money banks

[aroundthefurgf]

Hi so yesterday on my birthday I accidentally set my apartment on fire because I left a candle burning before I went to work and everything is pretty much gone I mean all I have is my phone charger and my laptop and my childhood stuffed animals so far from my apartment so anything you could possibly spare would really help me right now

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[quaranmine]

what the hell was wrong with my past self i was just??? going thru my drawers in my bedroom at my parent's house because i was organizing things/getting rid of random clothes and i found a sum of money in cash large enough i don't even want to put it here

WHY DID I JUST KEEP IT? NOT SPEND IT OR DEPOSIT IT OR SOMETHING? I FORGOT ABOUT THIS??????????

[wernerherzogs]

eddie diaz money laundering king you'll be famous forever

[bitchesgetriches]

My lovely aunties,

I was advised to put in 10k(half of my savings) in a money market account so I can have an income while in grad school about $400 dollars. Do you think this is wise? wanted to get your opinion. Thank you :)

Are you sure they advised you to put it in money market? Because this sounds more like you were advised to put $10k into a CD (certificate of deposit) or HYSA (high yield savings account). Either way both are solid options, but you should make sure you fully understand what you'd be agreeing to before putting your money there.

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[strongermonster]

this is a really weird thing to complain about perhaps + has a really simple fix of "why don't you just switch banks then bc no one cares??"

but last year (maybe the year before?) my bank switched from a very conservative navy blue, berry red, and steel grey colour scheme that had a sort of feel of professional detachment to it that i've come to associate with dry corporate things like banking, to this "fun" new thing that's lime green and hot pink, with (mostly) light grey text on dark grey backgrounds, and uses exclusively black and white pictures of Attractive Diverse Youths of an Indeterminate Age Doing Fun Millennial-Appealing Non-Banking Activities to try and jazz it up, and i... i don't... hate it, but it feels... wrong?

it feels too very specifically engineered. calculated. like, you're a bank. you're a financial institution owned by a larger one that has all the money in the world and does not care to help a single soul with it, but you know it doesn't matter because we're stuck with you anyways.

"free spirited photography" "old-fashioned competition" "energetic black-and-white imagery" why does it feel like they're trying to convince me of something?? this is like a new wave social media app that hasn't figured out how manipulative phrasing has worked yet.

the whole thing feels disingenuous and tacky. they're an online only bank, so they're trying to appeal to millennials and younger by being Hip and Cool with the Youths, but it just feels sour. reminds me a bit of 'they live (1988)'-ish, or when you get a new job and they're like "we're a family here! 🥰" and everything is really sleek and buzzfeed/tech startup-esq and counter-productively techy in a really inhuman way and you end up getting fired over zoom by a bohemian chic hr woman wearing fashion glasses she doesn't need with bangles that jingle the entire time she gesticulates while telling you she's really-really sorry your mom has cancer, but you did break company policy by taking 10 days off this year 😢

also when i say "i don't hate it" i mean uhm. if this was the kind of colours and imagery that someone was using to promote a community-based event that involved interacting with other people, i would find it enjoyable and engaging. but there's something about it being used to encourage engagement with an app designed to take my money that makes me feel uhh well all of the above i guess.

i don't know. corporations have more access to us on a deeply personal level than ever before, so when i see things like this it makes me nervous to think about how many greedy corporate execs sat in a room workshopping the best way to seem like Your Cool Friend like some sort of shapeshifting social parasite. but maybe i'm just paranoid.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

WOWWWW OMG I had a dream all about raising the Rowdyruff boys as OLDER kids!!!! 😭💖😭💖😭💖😭😭💖😭💖 They were about twelve or thirteen years old and they were actually not total little psycopaths (I think that was mostly thanks to me) and it was actually really fun being with them around the city and they clearly looked up to and respected me aaaaaaaah I LOVE THEM 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖

[chocolatebing]

EVERYTHINGS A GO !

ALL REGULAR BANK ACC’s & CREDIT UNION’s REPORT TO MY PMS AND LETS RUN THIS BAG UP !

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[sp00kypumpkaboo]

Haven’t been doing much lately. Couldn’t go out to the stores or arcade cuz it was raining on Friday. Saturday, we went out to eat for my abuelita’s birthday cuz she’s a New Year’s Day baby, and we were gone for most of the day. Today, I kept slowly working on cleaning my room and finally getting around to dusting cuz it’s been awhile. Tomorrow, I gotta drop off a package of something I sold on depop, wanna ship my Christmas gifts to my two best friends and I start my 4th quarter classes.

[totheecore]

wow i love fare figure di merda it's like my second job atp 🥰

[m00nj3w3l]

Doctor:"So what do you do, do you study, work?"

Me:"I'm an art student at (school)"

Doc:"Haha is that why you're dressed like that?"

Me, internally, word for word:"What an interesting and remarkable question that no one has ever asked me before."

[mildmayfoxe]

hahaha hey you guys guess what. you'll never believe it. got the guy who's in charge of my fraud case on the phone and he was like "who'd you give one-time security codes to yesterday" and i was like "the guy who called me from the fraud department after they noticed a weird login in florida??" and he was like "that was the fuckin hacker. you got got. IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!" i handed my entire savings over to a fucking guy on the phone on a silver platter. like some kind of fuckin rube. bro

[databent]

you can tell im poor cos i got so fucking tired of my banks low balance alerts (default amount was $25 i think?) that i set the limit to fucking $0.01. cos i already know its always low. cos im poor

[alias-mike]

paycheck amount gets revealed tonight

package arrives tomorrow

life is good 🙏

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[bitchesgetriches]

Thanks to an article of yours I read, I just moved my money from my regular bank savings account to a CD ladder setup! I’d never even heard of that before, so I really appreciate your easy to follow advice!

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