#BOOOOOOO HOW BORING

[m00nj3w3l]

Doctor:"So what do you do, do you study, work?"

Me:"I'm an art student at (school)"

Doc:"Haha is that why you're dressed like that?"

Me, internally, word for word:"What an interesting and remarkable question that no one has ever asked me before."

[randomperson0k]

serpentine rising au designs of the early ninja [first few years of being ninja id say? these are their 'early days' designs in my timeline]

oh also the serpentine rising name is a inside joke . its not serpentine focused its just my ninjago rewrite au

you can read all the info belowww if you wanttt toooo swiggly face smiley face.

its still early development so theyre not set in stone and i will change things

ive had this art ready for awhile but ive spent like a week writing the stuff below

general setting info -

im a huge sucker for sloppy overused hollywood tropes and ruining things with my personal preferences in media so ! the ninjas identitys arent known. they keep them secret. and they all go to highschool in the beginning [except lloyd hes too young to be in highschool ] like the ninjago movie. i suck. but also like give those ninja a proper education i do NOT trust wu with doing that he is not reliable

serpentine and oni and all other species that are villains just because they are that species [example - the oni and the serpentine in the early seasons] are no longer villains just because they are born from that species. yay! making an entire species all villains just because theyre apart of that species is super boring so its getting eradicated now. 'theyre all evil unless they learn how to not be evil like mystake did with her being a oni and learning how to be good' booooooo BOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO 🍅🍅🍅 why does that tomato look so weird what

garmadon isnt the pilot villain [hes only referenced by his skeleton army but he never actually appears or is heavily brought up] and hes a very built up villain and is referenced a lot by others to build up a big image for him before hes revealed and he only appears much later on. ninjago drags his dead corpse around too much let than old man REST. also im tired of season 97 about garmadon and lloyds relationship SNOREEEE .also i find it so funny that lloyd is more upset at misako than garmadon when they reunite like hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby type situation garmadon has probably killed thousands and put mass genocide and ruling the world infront of his priority list instead of putting lloyd at the front whilst misako got flashbanged by her sons radioactive eyes and cried herself to sleep . there is a huge difference here

most species + other established places have different languages. theres no way they all speak the same language i know its just because its a kids show and it needs to be dumbed down but cmon it would be more fun . so yeah most have different languages and they all have more built upon cultures which are explored in episodes like the ninjago mail episodes where you get to see a look into civilian life whilst the story still plays out. its like that but with other places and characters we've seen from them

also im just calling ninjagos language common because i forgot the actual language name

pythor is released first and he releases the rest of the serpentine and sticks with lloyd until all of them are released and then betrays him . and the final battle with the great devourer is the serpentine with the war + great devourer vs the ninja + the serpentine against the war .

im still working on it but i have most of my ideas sorted for the pilot , morro and the serpentine

oh yeah speaking of morro uhhh the ghost realm i forgot the name is MUCH more eldritchy. ive been given a living physical embodiment of a realm of the dead to play around with . what else am i supposed to do with that. not make it creepy and a hivemind like creature that affects every soul it can get its tentacles on ??? cmon. so yeah morro and all the ghosts are corrupted by the preeminent and i want to explore morro and lloyds dynamic more because it has so much potential . imagine seeing your mentor replace you with somebody else and they get to be the thing you dreamed every day to be but theyre just a kid and they dont know and theyre so happy but youre so angry and they took everything from you but they dont know they did but you cant control yourself because theres a Thing in your head and its also Very Angry. ya. so i want to explore that more yes. morro had interesting motivations and i like his character . so when the preeminent is defeated morro comes back as a regular uncorrupted ghost and he gets therapy good on him

since garmadon doesnt come around until much later + im trying to limit down on repeat villains like the overlord and stuff a lot of the season villains are either going to be swapped around and switched or heavily changed. and so far im not considering any to be but if i have to i might completely remove certain villains if i truely cant find a spot for them. basically im just blowing up the entire ninjago timeline

elemental powers work in the way that base level elemental power is being able to manipulate existing material and like final form elemental power is being able to create that elemental power from nothing [something something 'most elemental powers branch from dragons who are the element of creation' etc etc]. depending on the power the stages can be more difficult to reach. like for jay with his element he can make his own electricity without outside assistance [such as elemental weapons, being a conduit or just. fusing with your element like nya did] really easily but the side effect is his control of it is somewhat more unstable because his power is just that strong. whilst for somebody like nya or lloyd creating their element from nothing is extremely hard and would take decades of training to master so they have the weakness of just having to stick to stick to manipulating existing forms of their element instead of creating them from nothing.

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lloyd - you annoy me but i love you equally as much

considering making him woke idk i just want to piss off those ninjago fans with theythem lloyd . shoves pipebomb up ur butt night night chat!!! . ]

uhh i actually dont have his age set down yet im kinda unsure about it but hes younger than 10 years old yes. but he looks a lot younger than he is because he ages slower than a normal human

basics we all know hes a oni/dragon/human yah. master of energy yadaaa yadaaa. big changes is the great devourers venom partially passed over to him from garmy dont ask how it woooorks so basically just sometimes goes and maul peoples arms off but then crys about it later

known languages - common [isnt too good at writing common though due to not having a great education from darkleys, hes better at speaking it. ]

lloyd subconsciously shapeshifts to look like his father to be scary and intimidating so people dont hurt him [so his current design isnt what he actually looks like] hes like a pathetic hairball demon demanding you to be afraid of him. he truely thinks this is his true form

lloyd does not know of his actual species despite. not looking human unlike canon. look lloyd doesnt know a thing about his parents or his heritage his parents basically booted him out of the house as soon as he was born and he grew up inbetween houses being raised by people from favours his mom could cash in before he was eventually booted into darkleys

fighting style is much of a mix between what wu has taught him , random angry squabbling with his claws and most important of all. random shank he owns that the ninja have tried so hard to take off him but fail everytime to. hes a rogue style build and is the most sneaky out of all the ninja. short and puntable , knife in hand.

ok . biggest change in this rewrite. HE DOESNT BECOME THE GREEN NINJA UNTIL HES 15-16 AND THE TOMORROWS TEA NEVER HAPPENS TO HIM. dude i swear canon wu has got to be the final twist villain of the series because WHY did he drag that 10 year old toddler onto the battlefield as the green ninja GET HIM OFF ???? THERE????? anyways so yeah wu does try to get him to be the green ninja early on but he gets severely injured in a fight and misako beats wu's ass and he stops being the green ninja really early on and just continues being a student until hes old enough to be on the field

ok edit i might make it so the tomorrows tea does exist because i like it in concept but its only a temporary effect

his elemental power is changed because his power at the moment is just straight up 'green' the movie is right he really is just the green element. anyways so his power functions as it takes energy from something [either himself or his surroundings] and can apply the energy to something else or convert it into a different type of energy and apply it like that. energy cannot be created or destroyed yadayda [he could train to create energy from nothing but that would take like decades to accomplish on his own without outside help cough cough becoming a conduit cough cough ] GOODNIGHT ninjago and HELLO sleep paralysis! anyways he specialises in plants [he LOVES plants] and he carrys a terrarium around with him 24/7 its in a jar hidden under his black hoodie. this is how hes discovered as the green ninja he saves the ninja using the plants and stuff from his jar not whatever that golden weapon glowing stuff is booooorrring

since hes constantly taking energy from himself his body kind of adapted to have an insanely fast metabolism to make up for it

elemental power side effects - either goes in a tired state and sleeps for like a week straight or he jumps around and bounces off the walls for a week and struggles heavily to sleep. also if he takes in too much energy since hes really young and his body isnt strong enough for it he makes a huge explosion of raw unfiltered energy and it blows up everything around him including himself

wu adopts him and he is homeschooled by wu for a little bit before being brought into school

when misako returns i say he moves in with misako and lives there but he spends weekends at wus and goes there every afternoon

clings to kai like a leech . kind of in denial about it and if its brought up he throws a tantrum and does x2 the pranks on that person who brought it up. but yeah hes much more attached to kai and follows him around the most.

in terms of most powerful between each ninja his most powerful aspect is he has the most adaptability and ways of using his element [since his power is really uh... open? in how it can be used? like. theres a TON of things that energy can be applied to. energy is extremely broad] but he restricts himself by only specialising in using raw energy [aka 'power: green'] and flora growth and manipulation . so hes not as strong as he could be if he stopped chaining himself down with just those two useages of energy.

he can see others energy in like a weird way. he could have a blindfold over his eyes and still 'see' others energy and be able to tell whos who and be able to identify things around him.

loves heavy metal music. felt like sharing. he loves cartoons and will hoard the tv remote and defend it with his life

umm note for future me their oni features are gold colors and their dragon features are black. sprinkle some green in there too

all the ninja take turns at babysitting him and training with him. he picks up skills from all of the ninja.

in dragon rising hes still a teacher because i love that for him goodjob lloyd go on and continue the family tradition of turning children into blinded child soldiers who dont know what theyre getting into . but his reunion with the ninja takes a lot longer and the monastery was thrown underground and hidden during the merge . because like. no way the monastrey is out in the open on a mountain and people are saying in the crossroads 'oh we miss the ninja' DUDE THEYRE RIGHT THERE ??? so yeah the ninja monastery is actually hidden and unable to be found properly by anybody else because its in like some random cave stuck half torn apart. lloyd stays there and just mopes and is a big loser in there for awhile

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zane - BABYT GIRL!!!! ok general infoooo 😋

any pronouns . doesnt care about pronouns . heh.... the ninja are woke now.... watch out liberals wait hold on no what are they called again whats the opposite one.

basics yeah . nindroid/robot species duuuh. elemental power is ice yadyada we all know this. has very enhanced senses and intelligence but is kind of not self aware of why. they have all the sensor stuff and can see things differently like a robot but they dont really register that theyre seeing things in a robot way. its like shoved to the back of their brain [+ you cant really tell what you experience is not normal if youre a social recluse who doesnt hang around other people]

robot reveal takes some building up to get to since i think crowding it all into one episode is kinda boring nah i wanna drag this on make it hurt yayddaaaa

languages: cant name them all he knows too many.

elemental power - he can just summon ice. but its not normal ice its his ice. when it melts it doesnt create water and it just. stops existing. its magic ice. he can also freeze water and manipulate the frozen water. when he does that then it can melt into water ya

elemental power side effects - makes a horrible squeaking noise from the ice being in contact with his metal body. not much of a side effect to him more so an annoyance to everybody elses eardrums. he also struggles to move his body when hes overusing his ice . it like gets inside his bolts and metal junk so he moves more slowly. he has to like sit it out and 'defrost' if he overuses his power since he wont be able to move or anything

hes very cold constantly . he doesnt feel it but everybody around him certainly does

i genuinely do not know how to approach the ice emperor season why did they just ignore him committing genocide haha guys guys please why did we just ignore that why is everybnody okay with that why did we just brush past that. i still want to include the ice emperor season but it needs to have more impact and consequences than it did and i dont know how to include that

the only ninja that knows how to cook anything properly. do not trust the others with a kitchen. ever.

his fighting build is kind of what i would consider a magic fighter ? hes skilled and follows his teachings very well but also works with his element quite frequently and doesnt rely too heavily on neither his element or fighting and uses them both when needed in combat.

when hes in school / before graduation he was a straight a student who asks if the class can have more homework to do for fun. biggest snitch ever in school [wont snitch if its his friends tho. well he wont purposely snitch. he might accidently though] he always carrys medical supplys and general life stuff with him at school incase anybody else needs them. hangs around the halls of the school the most and just roams them checking on people and breaking up any fights. sometimes gives himself a rest in the library as a treat

lives on his own in the centre of ninjago city

when he reunites with his father he takes him in to his house and they start living together

taught lloyd how to cook and do general chores like cleaning your clothing properly and doing the dishes [since darkleys never taught him how to and he never had a proper parental figure for most of his life to teach him the basics of life]

in terms of power stuff hes the most skilled in combat compared to all the other ninja.

he appears as human for a long time even after learning hes a robot hes still getting over it a little give him some time. when hes older during the whole downloaded to head stuff he gets convinced to stop hiding it though

likes classical music and sloppy tv dramas that are badly made. he will point out how bad the show is with the writing but he'll still watch until hes on season 26 and have his eyes glued to the screen and start mimicking the speaking mannerisms of the characters

kind of big change. him and pixal swap places with the whole downloading to head thing. it just makes more sense for me for the guy who died to be. the one in pieces and needing to be uploaded to survive. also my babygirl pixal deserves it as a treat

i kinda forgot how zane was revealed in dragon rising . but uh while he was stuck unactivated or whatever his body kind of just continued 'fixing' itself and upgrading itself on its own so hes like super advanced and a lot different looking in dragon rising

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nya - they did you so dirty in the early seasons nya i love you you deserved so much better

she her they them . Yeah. licks your foot

languages uhh - merlopian, common and has the ability to send general 'vibes' towards sea animals that know no intelligent language. like canon :p

human for now 😋 after recovering from being one with the sea she kinda becomes not fully human and can breathe underwater and she zones out a lot and gets weird visions of stuff that happens in the sea Yay

still loves jay yes i couldnt erase that it would be a crime . im a jay x nya truther its one of my favourite relationships in all media theyre such a 'he makes me laugh :]' type relationship i love them

her being samurai x actually does something and after her identity being revealed she isnt immediately useless . why they do that

also she doesnt use a trident she uses weapons from her old samurai x stuff . all that time fighting as samurai x using a sword only to change to a trident? no way it was that easy of a switch and why would she switch to a weapon she doesnt know how to use as efficiently as a sword which she does know how to use . 'but it looks cool' ok . stab. stab. stab.

she works the hardest out of all the ninja. to the point its very unhealthy. shes constantly out fighting

elemental power - can take water from the air, any surrounding source or from herself and manipulate it. in general she can just manipulate water. thats her power. she can also cause changes in the weather and stuff it but that only happens later on because thats a big step up from 'i move water and change it to be as hard as a knife to be my weapon' to 'water in the clouds is MINE!!!'. she could only summon brand new water and not just manipulate existing water when she was bound to the sea. if she trained hard enough she could probably unlock it again.

elemental power side effects - dehydration [ shes taking water from her body. a tad bit obvious it would remove. the water. and make her dehydrated], overuse of power makes her zone out real bad and her body goes numb and she cant feel anything and sort of just runs on autopilot. her body is also always nagging her for water even if she doesnt need it because it knows that extra water is going to probably be used up on her powers

after seabound she has patches of blue tinted skin on her torso and she gains swirly sea like markings on it too. smiles

also her being apart of the sea takes longer to undo . can you tell i like seabound. have you picked up on that yet. its my favourite season of the og ninjago / before dragon rising

she gets random nosebleeds sometimes

she helps create mechs and gadgets for the ninja alongside jay . stealing this headcanon from my friend . you know who you are .

fighting style is tricky. id say she became really reliant on her powers after retiring samurai x but after seabound she started using her actual weapons a lot more frequently for both her health and because she went a long period of time without using them and kind of grew used to not. using them again. so shes more of a equal usage of power user like zane is but def not as skilled as zane is when figuring out when is a good time to use them and not. she gives me sorcerer / fighter vibes .

she lives with kai in the outskirts of ninjago city . they live in a apartment building where the owners probably slipped a 20 bill to whoever checked for the safety of that place . they also run a shop together

does NOT clean her room and neither does kai. their house is a genuine abomination

taught lloyd some basic tech stuff and would occasionally show him some of the fighting rings she used to go to so they could just observe how the people fight in there and stuff so lloyd could learn a little from that.

when she was in her samurai x arc she used to participate in fighting rings to build up her skills more

she gets into a lot of fights at school . very confident and sticks up for the little guy . likes to hang around the gym at lunch

she cuts her hair short a bit after becoming a ninja

tongue is bioluminescent and so is her blood. also her blood and tongue is blue. why not

she has a lot of scars all over her body, primarily from her samurai x years. she didnt get personal training from wu until later when she became a ninja so she was just fighting with her own fighting style she built up over the years from scuffles and fights in school and fighting rings so she played really dirty in her fighting. she did get a little bit of training from wu but because she wasnt considered a ninja by him until later she didnt get personal training and that training was more to pass the time and do something.

she has a lot of scars and some chunks of flesh missing from her fingers due to not handling equipment properly when doing repairs to her samurai x mech + the others mechs

she doesnt wear any jewerly [doesnt have any piercings either] except for a necklace which has her half of the yin-yang medallion

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cole - i like you. ill give you a potato as a gift

oni/human hybrid [oni is distant & from a few generations ago. its from his mothers side] the only oni physical features he has is thick skin and very small nub horns.

his build is much more of a physical hands on tough fighter type build. out of all the ninja he uses his elemental power the least [due to living in a city where tearing up the ground to fight somebody isnt considered acceptable] and he relys the most on his physical strength to handle the job. he uses his power more when they handle work outside of the city and more in the middle of nowhere

languages: common and very small amounts of munce's language which he learnt from geo when they were just passing time and bored. i really need a name for these languages

elemental power - its like nyas in the way it cant just be used to make the element and the element has to be sourced from around him. he manipulates earth from the world around him but he cant summon it. later in dragon rising he learns to create his own elemental earth because manipulating the earth from the merged lands gave him really bad headaches due to the Screaming

side effects - gets very stiff limbs and has really bad muscle pain. his skin is very tough both from his oni genes and his elemental power causing his skin to be 'hard like rock' so its really hard to stick needles in his skin or anything like that so medical assistance that requires a needle has to be handled differently when it comes to him.

doesnt listen to much music at first due to disliking it because of his father but later on learns to love it just to be himself and not follow his fathers influence and connect music with his father. he likes really intense and strong music

plays the drums at school and takes lessons purely because of his father. he skips very regularly and wastes his fathers money a lot lol.

kind of a quiet kid and keeps to himself.

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kai - i could put him inbetween my fingers like a worm and squish until he pops

he / him and SWAG

languages: some ancient forms of common that he learnt in class [he liked history class so he actually payed attention and listened] + common . he also knows a bit of serpentine

human ya. resident human of a group full of either non-humans or previously-human-but-no-longer-human-humans

has a little mini arc of feeling like hes not strong enough and cant contribute much to the team etc etc boo

elemental power - can summon fire and it can come from any part of the body [never does it to his hair though. cant ruin that style] he can also manipulate existing fire as long as its not being controlled by somebody else . if it is its a fight for power and whoever is stronger gets control of the fire . his elemental power is a bit of a reverse of how they usually work, he finds creating is own element to be much easier than manipulating existing forms of it

side effects - gets peeled skin and overheats sometimes. he gets a fever too

his bodys internal temperature is much warmer than your average humans

glows at night [his veins and chest are the brightest] hes very warm and acts like a heater to any room hes in when its nighttime.

also resident jock of the group totally. popular in school and used to be on the sports team before he dropped out of it due to not having time for sports anymore because Ninja Stuff.

picked up his parents work in their shop purely for money, he doesnt have much passion for his work. hes good at his work but he doesnt actually enjoy it

his mind wanders a lot and he can kind of spiral really easily sometimes . not that he will ever tell anybody that tho lol . a lot of his fights get to him and he takes them very personally to his character and thinks about them a ton . even if its the smallest fight . he picks apart at each of his flaws in the fight for hours.

all the ninja participate in helping lloyd learn to fight but he out of all of them works the hardest to teach lloyd everything. because of this lloyds fighting style somewhat mimics kais a bit more than all the others [all the ninja have similiar fighting styles even if they dont work too well with their builds or fighting type because they all trained together and learnt off eachother]

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jay - YEAAAAAA BABYYYY

might wokeify him and give him blue hair and pronouns [she her privledges]. we'll see. edit ok scratch it yes jay she/her and he/him pronouns woke minions woke me woke woke all ninja woke. only uses she/her after the merge tho

serpentine infected human !!! from the bite in rise of the snakes i think it was called . he just has scales and fangs and a small nub tail and his eyes are slit like a snakes

elemental power - can create electricity and manipulate existing electricity. works best summoned from his hands or a weapon any other surface being used to summon his power isnt too stable .

side effects - severe damage to body if overused or used in too much force. also he like always has that little static shock thing. whenever he touches somebody he gives them a little zap. also her hair is usually always really messy because of her power. she tries really hard to keep it down though because he thinks he looks silly with it all poofed out from electricity

out of all the elemental powers hers is the most unstable so a lot of her personal training is put into controlling it. he had to put the most work out of all the ninja into elemental control training.

his fighting style is much more of a mage build. he doesnt use physical fighting as much and relys more heavily on his elemental power

in terms of power her element is the strongest in raw untrained strength. she trained really hard to slowly perfect her control of it

she has a lot of scars primarily on her hands due to his work. he has chunks of the skin and flesh of her fingers missing and he has a few electricity scars running up his skin [from his left side primarily]

has more of a build made for agility rather than physical fighting due to his fighting style relying less on physical strength. he still has a ton of muscle though. all the ninja do. just he probably has the least amount because out of all the ninja he fights the least with physical strength . still can beat people up without his element though of course

she lives in a junkyard outside of the main city and bike rides to school everyday

works with nya on the mechs

idk how to handle dragon rising jay . i think im just gonna keep him as being apart of the administration rather than joining raz or all of that . ninjago teasing me with the beauty that is admin jay and then just throwing the concept in the trash smh. bring him back . i love admin jay . why did they literally do nothing with that concept dude bring him back. he can be a villain just not for raz instead for the admin

oh but yeah im gonna just completely blow up skybound and tournament of elements characterisation of jay that doesnt exist in here. useless love triangle? incel jay? what are you talking about? never heard of it

she occasionally wears jewerly . her most prized possession on herself is a necklace like nyas that contains his side of the yin-yang medallion

electricity sometimes changes color depending on points in the story . why ? idk i just want admin jay to have red lightning thats why. bites your pinkie finger off your hand.

wears skirts. hit post.

still worrys a lot but doesnt mean she isnt confident in battle. once he has a game plan set up for battle he barges through the door with full force and charges at the enemy . he just likes to analyse the situation and get a handle on it first before barging straight in [unless hes emotional, he might skip a few steps if hes emotional enough]. out of all the ninja theyre the most perceptive

teaches lloyd basic mech stuff alongside nya + brings him to comic stores and buys him stuff

sells her creations at market stalls and gets a ton of money through that.

can you tell that i was throwing beer at the screen when they revealed jay wasnt apart of the administration anymore. have you noticed i dont like raz sided jay yet. im fine with her being a villain but LET HER BE A OFFICE VILLAIN LET HER THROW PAPERWORK AT THE ENEMY!!!!!!!!!

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no designs for them yet but still important for story

misako . they did you so dirty i somewhat forgot you existed for a few seasons because they NEVER SHOW YOU . anyways her fake name is koko she uses it when shes in hiding. her battle name is the lady iron dragon

human

she / her

trans because why not 'then who gave birth to lloyd' lord garmadon. next question.

no elemental power just a sword and a dream

ex-warrior. im smashing koko and misako together . yes . i like them both [misako still my fav though] misako met the garmadon brothers when she was fighting on the opposite of a battle [she wasnt really very aligned to them, she just owed some people a favour and fought for them because of that] . she won the battle and kept them hostage before talking a little with them and letting them go . they hit off ever since and became friends .

she was one of garmadons biggest opponents after he went really into the evil side. they sort of became offical enemies a few months before lloyd was born . they had a huge custody battle after lloyds birth [aka a literal battle . its a oni tradition lol] garmy lost but also garmy is like evil as hell and does not care about breaking laws or tradition anymore and only proposed the option because his ego is big and he thought he'd win . next thing after that garmy tried stealing lloyd away despite losing the battle so misako had to give up lloyd for his safety .

she eventually went into hiding going under a different name [koko] and dyed her hair orange so she couldnt be as easily recognised. she still has wrinkles though ninjago movie writers are weak they should of made her old. shes spent a long time looking for lloyd but lost him since she was so distracted fighting garmy

now she just works as a emergency services doctor. her dream job was to be a archaeologist but she did it for awhile and it brought way too much attention to her name so she had to drop it [even though she goes by a fake name and appearance she still doesnt want her fake identity getting any large publicity] . maybe one day when she gets garmadon off her back she can finally live out her dream job.

she reunites with lloyd after he gets severely injured trying to be the green ninja too early. the ninja bring him to the hospital because they cant treat his injurys on their own due to them being too severe and they all meet misako. misako joins the ninja force and semi takes on her mantle as the iron dragon again. not as much anymore, only when her son needs protection and she has to jump in

shes still a very experienced warrior and knows how to kick butt. just she doesnt do it much anymore because it wouldnt work well for people to recognise she has the exact same fighting style as the long missing warrior lady iron dragon.

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garmadon [i call him garmy]

oni/dragon 50/50. same as before. his dad the fsm just did mitosis or something to make him and wu idk. they just zapped into existence. if he can make whole realms out of existence im sure he can do asexual reproduction and make two children

he/him

as i said before hes a much longer built up villain . he doesnt get brought back 24/7 because that hurts my brain and it just makes him a less terrifying villain and more like a occasional nuance. throwing beer at the tv when i see the 5th ninjago season centered around lloyd and garmadons relationship SNOREEEEEEEE. give it more of a build up

has red markings on skin due to venom

crys fire because i love that feature in the movie its so cool

so yeah . he only gets referenced more and more and hes built up a lot in image before hes actually finally revealed. hes a lot more intimidating and much more affected by the venom than canon garmy and hes killed a ton of people . hes like a really really bad guy whos fully infected by the venom

he has more dragon features than canon but majority of them are oni centered features.

his human form isnt what he actually looks like 'cured' or whatever its just a human disguise he uses to be accepted by others and seem more friendly and not a bad guy . this happens after the venom is mostly purged from his body ya

non human features aka stuff from being a oni are black and purple with some whites.

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wu

oni/dragon . hides his true form unlike his brother garmy who does not give a fauk who sees his true form.

has primarily dragon features not too many oni compared to garmy who has a couple dragon features alongside his more dominant oni ones

non human features aka dragon stuff are gold and white with some small purples.

lowkey kind of a horrible teacher who teaches literal children how to be soldiers but thats just because hes ancient old and not used to new ways + his father wasnt that good . of a father . and didnt teach him very well either. he cares about his students greatly but hes inexperienced and was taught by a bad teacher [aka. his father]

still has a crush on misako lowkey such a loser for her . im a wu / misako truther . she deserves better than that FREAK garmy and im not letting him break her heart

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ok im still working on the other characters come back later. also still workin on the ninja

[londondziban]

No one asked but I'm bored so here are my ratings of popular Stranger Things ships! (kind of a long post).

Disclaimer: Ship who you wanna ship. This is just for fun :)

Byler: 100/10, I love my boys. No notes.

Lumax: Also a 100/10. They're just so!!!

Elmax: 9/10. I love them with my whole heart but I'm a Lumax shipper first and foremost.

Elumax: 100000/10. Literal perfection. Elmax AND Lumax (and Hopclair, depending on how you view the ship dynamic)? Literally what more could you want?

Duzie: 7/10. They're cute and I really like Suzie. I wish we could've seen more of them, maybe Suzie will come back with a bigger role next season.

Henderhop: 6/10. Typically I HC El as a lesbian but I actually like this pairing. Definitely not a ship I'd die on but I enjoy interacting with the fan content.

Henderclair: 6/10. Listen, I love their dynamic. If I didn't HC Dustin as the token straight, I'd probably rate them higher. Platonically? Literally everything to me. Romantically? I'm not opposed.

Byclair: 8/10. I also like them a lot but I'm a die-hard Byler shipper. I do enjoy interacting with the fan content though!

Wheelclair: 7/10. They're silly and I love them but this is a particular dynamic I prefer platonic. I do HC that Mike had a crush on Lucas when they were younger though.

Mileven: 1/10. I'm just not a fan. I'm giving them a one solely cuz I enjoyed them in season 1 when I first watched the show in middle school, but I'm definitely not a fan of this ship at all. Platonically though?? Amazing.

Jancy: 10/10. I love them. I'm praying every day that the Duffers didn't completely fuck them up and that they'll be endgame.

Ronance: 9/10. I like them, they're cute. I interact with a lot of their fan content. Let's go lesbians.

Rovickie/Rockie: 7/10. I just don't know enough about Vickie yet to know if them as endgame is what I'm rooting for, but from what we've seen they're cute.

Stonathan: 10/10. I love them and I'm so excited for their interactions in season 5! They're the enemies to lovers.

Jargyle: 9/10. Love me some stoner boyfriends. They've definitely kissed before at least once.

Stancy: -10000/10. BOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅. They are not right for each other. Steve deserves someone who loves him and Nancy deserves someone she loves.

Stoncy: 3/10. If it's in the way that Steve and Jonathan are dating and Jonathan and Nancy are dating with Nancy and Steve being platonic, then sure. But if it's all three dating, nah. Steve and Nancy just don't work imo.

Buckingham (Chrissy x Robin): 8/10. I think this is considered a rare pair but I think they're adorable and I love the fan content around them.

Hellcheer: 5/10. Not my favorite but I have no issues with this ship. I see the vision of them as best friends mainly.

Steddie: 5/10. They're not bad and I interact with some of their fan content (some of their tiktok edits go hard), but they're just kind of okay, you know?

Jopper: 10/10. I love them. Been a Jopper fan since day one. They're so endgame.

If there's any other ships you want to know my opinion on, let me know!

(All fun and games here, y'all. Ship whatever you want)

[aliciavance4228]

Rereading the Grisha Trilogy so you don't have to

Book 1: Shadow and Bones

Okay, so apparently the action takes place in this fictionial country named Ravka, which is basically the fantasy equivalent of the Tsarist Russia. And just like any other carbon copy of Russia that respects itself, the kingdom of fricking coursly had to be at war with its neighborhoods. Furthermore, the country itself was split into two lands by the Shadow Fold, the long-ago creation of an evil wizard, populated by ugly rabbit predators which feed on those who had the bad inspiration to cross the Fold.

Those who usually end up as their menu are the members of the armed forces, separated into two groups. The First Army is made out of regular people, whereas the Second Army is made out of magical people ruled by a guy called... *suspense drum music* the Darkling *badum tss*. No, this isn't a joke. This is his actual title. At this point you could just call him Black Fantasy.

Additional Note: The way the author tried to insert russian/slavic elements in the universe is hilariously annoying. There are magical people here called "Grisha", despite the fact that "Grisha" is short for Gregori. They could as well just be named Greg. They're also alcoholics apparently, which I won't criticize since it's kinda accurate, but the thing is: these guys are drinking kvas. And kvas not only that is an actual, existing drink, but it's not even am alcoholic one to begin with. Even the russian-like names are wrongly gendered, since women's last names usually get feminized and end in "-a". Therefore it should've been "Starkova" instead of "Starkov", and "Morozov" instead of "Morozova".

Anyway, back to the review:

The main characters are Alina, the average YA teenage girl with low self-esteem issues, and her friend... Mal? Malyen?! I mean... do I even have to point out the fact that this isn't even a real name at all? Also, does the author know that russians (and slavic people in general) do not use american nicknames, right? She clearly knows, given the fact that she decided to name the russian-coded wizards Grisha and called it a day. *sighs* I'll just call him Misha.

Alina and Misha are chosen among the soldiers who will cross the Fold this time. Their ship ends up being attacked by sea monsters by default and Alina suddenly becomes a Disco Ball while her and Misha are about to get killed by one. Later she is brought to Black Fantasy, who reveals her to be The Chosen One, the one who can destroy the Fold after so many centuries and thus she must go with him to the Russian Hogwarts. Girly is now an aristocrat and is introduced to Genya, a magical make-up artist and beauty guru, the boring characters who will die throughout this series and the even more boring king and queen who won't die because apparently killing any filler characters besides those the reader actually wants to see dead isn't professional.

Oh, and apparently one of her teachers is Baba Yaga, who lives in a hut just like the original slavic figure. Except that the hut in question doesn’t have skull lanterns nor chicken legs. Booooooo! On a more sarcastic note though I'll forgive the author for that, because Baba Yaga is constantly beating Alina with her cane, yells at her to close the door so that the air current won't come in and swears. I'll be honest, I didn't expect someone to have such complex knowledge on how do eastern european grannies behave. Alina still cannot control her powers and is thinking about Misha and all the things she didn't tell him, because she was too busy fantasizing about him rather than actually talking to him about her feelings. Black Fantasy finally decides to talk to Alina again after remaining edgy for a while and tells her she needs an amplifier (basically something that can amplify one's powers) and because she's The Chosen One she must deserve the most powerful one just like any other spoiled brat: White Bambi.

Additional Note: Man, I cannot take a guy who literally calls himself the Darkling seriously. If you're really going to embarass yourself like that then at least don't stop here! The Darkling takes a bath: the Sparkling. The Darkling finds a parking place: the Parkling. The Darkling feeds the ducks: the Duckling...

Currently on Chapter 13: The Darkling kisses Alina. Alarming. Also I forgot to mention that earlier but dude is like hundreds of years old. But don't worry, because kissing teenage girls it's okay and completely not pedophilic as long as you're looking like one as well. 👍

Now on Chapter 14: When the hell did this become a Whore House?! Anyway, Alina reunites with Misha, but because he thought she was being tortured all this time and he tried to be the one who found White Bambi so that he could be brought to the palace and eventually reunite with her only to find her making magic tricks at parties and exchanging saliva with the depraved fossil their reunion doesn’t go very well.

We found out from Baba Yaga that Black Fantasy was... *suspense drum sounds* the villain all this time *gasps in shock*.

The entire scene basically went like this:

BY: You must go! Black Fantasy is the evil wizard who created the Fold a long time ago and he will use you to expand it and gain supreme power.

A: But he's only 200 years old or something like that.

BY: ...

BY: Girl, you have daddy issues.

Oh, and Baba Yaga is also Black Fantasy's mother. I quess everyone has relatives they don't like...

Alina leaves the palace at night and reunites with Misha, who wants to help her kill White Bambi before Black Fantasy because otherwise Black Fantasy will have full control over her, he'll use her powers to do bad thing and stuff blah, blah, blah. After a while they find White Bambi, but right when Alina is supposed to kill him she starts philosophing about morality and why killing an innocent creature is wrong and why they must find another way to- Nevermind, Black Fantasy killed White Bambi already and turned Alina into his slave.

Black Fantasy uses her powers to expand the Fold and kills hundreds of innocent people in the process. But worry not, because our female lead manages to regain control over her magical abilities with the power of compassion, and her and Misha leave the ship while leaving Black Fantasy & Co. in the hope that they will ultimately get devoured by the sea rabbit predators.

Impressions

I don't necessarily find too many good things to point out besides three aspects. First of all, I appreciate the fact that the author didn't intend to insert a love triangle only after a few pages of writing, and instead has her protagonist be with two different men at different times and situations. Secondly, the Darkling is acknowledged as an abusive and manipulative figure, and their relationship isn't romanticized. Last but not least, I like how Mal and Alina are acting like ordinary, realistic teenagers instead of some 2D caricatures.

I personally find the world-building and magic system to be undeveloped and crusty, yet I would lie if I'd say this book is terrible compared to the average BookTok novel.

The Darkling is a very cliché villain. He wears black all the time (given the way he calls himself I would be surprised if he would wear anything else), is extremely dubious yet for some reason everyone around believes him to be a good person, has darkness powers (What a surprise!) and all the magic hot chicks have a crush on him.

Let me know if you want me to talk about the other books as well!

[vanglaggle]

You mentioned the sexyman polls and i remembered about how i do NOT like the idea of Ink being there. I may be a huge boring 'no fun allowed' gal but isn't that guy like, canonically aroace??? People should just, sexualize Ink less gezz.. And it's worse when he's one of the most sexualized characters in this fandom??? Already saw loads of people call him a 'fuck-boy' for no reason??

"if ink wins I'll draw him in sexy poses" BOOOOOOO 👎👎👎 INK WOULDN'T DO THAT BOOOOOO

but yes i agree with this !

[ponchusjbonchus]

i finished hazbin hotel so here is my master collection of all my silly notes

episode 1  

- treat angel dust better and give him actual lines and it’ll be better

- why do the background demons have more variety than the main cast 

- opening number is good 

- when will jesus appear 

- cannibal town is where i wanna live 

- i should keep a swear counter for this 

- charlie is the best character 

- adam shaving down a chicken bone in one bite is really funny 

- i like adam his voice actor is doing really good 

-  all the voice actors are really good. except keith david poor guy

- angel dust sexually harassing husk is not funny

- if adam is a human who sins then why is he in charge of the angel exterminators 

- nifftys commercial bit is funny

- alastors monocle  is on  his mouth in some shots and it’s funny 

- i like the foreshadowing of alastor hating tv 

- lutes design. heart emoji 

- adams song goes hard as fuck. very likeable villain 

- “fuck you i do what i want” contract made me giggle 

- i feel like all the main characters except for charlie and alastor are really one note and it bugs me 

- katie killjoy is still awesome 

- the cliffhanger is really intriguing and i will watch more

final score 8/10 despite the bad dialogue for angel 

episode 2 

intro song is good but the visuals are boring 

what is this cat. who

why is the animation worse in this episode 

paused to read valentino’s texts and the way he sways from calling angel a bitch to calling him babe and being like “don’t be like this” that is like.yeah that’s accurate 

foreshadowing is good 

JESUS APPEARED (sir pentious)

“trust us with your money” 😭

not really resonating with any characters. vox has the best character design so far though 

velvette is really entertaining 

valentino’s voice actor is good and his jokes are somehow better than angels. still a horrible person and i hope he gets exterminated

vox is really interesting and the thing his voice does is cool . i REALLLY wanna like this guy but so far i like adam better 

second time seven years has been mentioned . what happened 

WHILE HE HID IN RADIO WE PIVOTED TO VIDEO NOW HIS MEDIUM IS GETTING BLOODY RARE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️vivienne be damned but the girl can write a song 

alastor fucking with vox after seeing him for seemingly no reason is really funny and in character . though funny it doesn’t really fit into the episode that smoothly 

hell being shaped like a pentagram is creative (side note when i looked up the name for it cuz i couldn’t remember the third result was “what is the star thing called”)

alastors angry demon design looks better than his regular design 

i love sir pentious so much he’s so cute

pentious and charlie are my favorites so far. i know pentious is a double agent but knowing him from the pilot/what we’ve seen in this episode i feel like he’s gonna be dumped by the vees cuz he’s a pathetic wet slop of a man 

the crackhead play joke is really funny 

angel dusts jealousy came out of.Nowhere. like i know charlie was saying like “hey you aren’t really a real resident” and he was mad about the game but it felt more like “ugh i can’t stand these people” not “ugh i wish i could be redeemed and people cared about me.” it was hinted at just not very well 

angel being lovebombed is portrayed.Fine.ly   like it’s realistic but not outstanding . it would mean more if valentino wasn’t making lighthearted jokes about how he kills and manipulates his workers 

pentious’ tail is randomly shrinking and growing 

the camera work in the fight scene is Awful 

pentious :-( 

first time in a while i have heard a show say you should kill yourself NOW 

imagine pentious immediately goes to heaven after the song /silly

final score 8/10 only because of pentious. overall episode is 7/10

episode 3 

pentious still being peak right off the bat. he gets the funniest jokes

alastor still isn’t very funny 

angel dust isn’t funny booooooo boooooooooo

vaggie centric episode? i think? idk i don’t like vaggie she’s kinda boring 

niffty is less funny than she was in previous episodes. she feels more remnant of internet “dark humor” from the time the pilot released 

okay i ended up watching the rest of this one during gym class so i didn’t have my notes. overall this episode was really good except for velvette kinda sucking . 7/10 

episode 4 

this isn’t the poison episode is it.

animation is noticeably worse

vaggies plain ass delivery of the “angel. what the fuck” line made me laugh

i thought the cold open of angel getting r worded would be a way of showing that his life is really fucked up.though it was just a joke bit which i was not expecting

pentious cowering in fear at pornography 

i really like charlie. kk said that she was one note and .i kinda agree but i still love her 

this one demon has a better design then the entire main cast 

angels real name is anthony 😭

okay the dressing room scene . the fear in angels voice through all of it is so jarring and it keeps you invested in the scene and Val being so fuckinh disgusting and evil . how do people like this guy at all. this scene is so creepy not just cuz of val being abusive but because of how horrified Angel is and the moment he asks the bare minimum of val not hurting charlie his life is put on the line. i feel like this was treated with the weight it deserves and it clearly paints val as a villain. unfortunately it’s tainted by the fact that the writers are aroused by this shit but they do a good job of hiding it i guess. maybe this will change 

it bothers me so much that angels head keeps randomly changing in size cuz all the animation is freehand

poison. im gonna be careful and respectful on how i go about talking about this . i actually really like this song and sequence but it’s brought down so bad and made so beyond creepy and horrifying to know that the writers are into this. i like the constant parallel of angel being his porn actor persona who loves sex and his abused reality where he wants to be free. and the scene where he’s dancing in front of a screen with the foxes intercut with his assault is really uncomfortable yeah but i like how it shows that he’s turning his own abuse and exploitation into entertainment . and the line “it’s so hard to resist another gulp!” or however it goes has a nice double meaning . it’s like “ughhh i love sex how could i resist it” but also “i want to resist but im so deep into this that i can’t” . i am not a sexual assault survivor so i don’t feel properly equipped to go into depth about the representation of angels ongoing abuse but from a PURELYcinematic standpoint as someone with a passion for this stuff i feel like this song did well, but again it’s made so much worse and creepier knowing the writers who made this 

the spots under angels eyes are more eyes??.huh

sorry for the lack of notes i am just. genuinely invested in this 

BEST SONG 💥💥💥yeah maybe i knew all the words to this song before i ever watched th show what are you gonna do about it

ohhi don’t really. like the message of that song actually 🙁 it has been established that angel dusts pervertedness and desperation for drugs is not who he really is nor who he likes to be but husk telling him “hey it’s okay to be like that” and angel immediately coming around to it just feels.ehhh…..it feels like he’s taking one step forward and two steps back . i get that the message was supposed to be “embrace the bad parts of yourself! it’s okay to be a loser!” but in the context of the episode it doesn’t fit. good song in a vacuum

iiiidont really know how to feel about this. the episode was great up until loser baby which,is a song that i really like but it kinda does kill the whole episode imo. 5.5/10 unfortunate 

episode 5 

halfway through the series who cheered

adam mention. win (adam and pentious are my favorites )

i hate niffty im sorry 💔 she was better in the pilot

dude. lucifer is so fucking funny right off the bat i love this guy 

is this guy autistic he feels autistic i like him

lucifer is peak character oh my god

why is??? alastor trying to fight lucifer for charlies dad figure??? i don’t understand this guy he just does shit

this is the character norm called out for being a jewish stereotype. and god i can see it jesus 

i love and hate mimzy. she’s ehh

okay nevermind i do kinda get alastors jealousy

i cannot express how good a character lucifer is. he is the funniest part of this show so far by a LOOOONG shot 

pentious does not know what a siege is apparently. honestly fitting 

mimzy served zero purpose dawg i hope this was just an intro and she comes back at some point 

baby charlie ❤️ 

meaning-wise more than anything is the best song we’ve gotten thus far. through the episode i didnt rlly understand lucifer i just thought he was funny but now i get it! and i love it 

this episode was okay. alastor and mimzy take up way too much screen time for barely anything to happen but lucifer was an awesome character and i love him a lot . unfortunately he can’t save this episode though 6/10

episode 5

this yuri tastes like chicken salad but not the good kind 

i despise cherri 

praying that pentious has a role in this one 

white man jumpscare THATS SUPPOSED RO HE SAINY BETER

the seraphims look sick as hell

emmy and charlie have more chemistry than charlie and vaggie im losing it 

why do the angels look exactly like the demons 

saint peter is .Stupid?????

ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JOY

charlie should be in heaven. she doesn’t deserve being in hell

vaggie backstory! hooray this is actually sick as hell 

how did charlie not know that vaggie was a fallen angel if she saw her in uniform ?? wouldn’t she recognize that “hey that’s the outfit angels wear” 

adam is a bitch and i love him so much 

karen joke (awful)

websters dictionary joke (not as awful)

adam struggling to think of words so he writes them down,,,,god i love him so much i know he’s a bad guy and a bad person and a bad. he’s just bad all around but i don’t care i love him so dearly he’s my favorite character i think 

niffty is better in this episode 

WATERBOARDINH 😭😭

emily i love 

“fuck yes!!!” oug or character 

i want pentious to get into heaven. please 

angel being a good father 

the delivery of “hey……….i see the club has a sex room…………” is fucking hilarious and i laughed out loud 

i have laughed more at this episode than i have the entire series pentious is so funny 

valentino. gross

angel standing up to valentino is really nice 

why doesn’t emily have a nose 

why are we having a deep song with emily as soon as we meet her???? i mean it’s technically not her song or sera’s but like. we JUST met them it doesn’t rlly make sense for them to have this big number 

yeah it’s really bothering me that emily has this big number. we barely know these people and they’re treating it like we’ve known her forever WHO IS THIS GIRL

if hell is forever then heaven must be a lie 💥💥

I CANT THID RUCKING FACE 

i hate this episode a lot more the writing is worse 

okay. the writing is noticeably worse than the rest of the series in this episode the pacing is completely fucked. at least we get some adam content and vaggie lore but vaggie isn’t rlly a character i enjoy. however the humor is peak in this episode and pentious really carries it with his running bit. he can’t save much of the episode sadly. 4.5/10 

episode 7

the more i watch the intro i really don’t like it . it’s so boring 

pentious petting keykey 

i dont like alastor ��bad character bad character whenever he’s on screen i want to kick something 

cannibal town ‼️‼️

awwwwwi love rosie. she’s like mimzy but better and more likeable 

i wanna make a cannibal oc. if i were in this version of hell i would wanna be a cannibal. this whole area makes me happy 

rosie didn’t swear ONCE in her opening scene im so proud of the writers 

i really like carmilla’s design and her stupid nsr hands 

if helluva boss is in the same universe as this one then why don’t they go through extermination ??? or is that like. an au

rosie is so cute i love her so much. 

susan is such an underwhelming name that’s so funny 

this episode is much better 

i know that this show doesn’t have the best writing but it’s honestly just a fun watch

out for love is the best number we’ve had so far 

carmilla walks around in steel ballet shoes all the time i gotta respect the woman 

rosie’s first swear came 2/3rds into the episode. new record 

i relate to charlie 

I LOVE ROSIE.SO MUCH uuhg$hd,s

charlie’s song is really nice 

the cannibals are the best part of the show. easily 

SHE GOT SUSAN 🔥🔥

vaggie getting her wings back . i love 

this is easily the best episode so far. both musical numbers were great and vaggie and charlie being apart and their stories being intercut only for them to come together at the end was amazing. cannibal town is absolutely amazing and perfect and there was a noticeably less amount of swearing. 9/10, praying that  the finale is this good too 

episode 8 (finale)

is this technically just a part 2 to episode 7 

PENTIOUS DRESSED LIKE A GENERAL.AW

i love vox he’s so goofy . i wish he appeared more 

charlie’s message is really nice i love her a lot but it was kinda ruined by niffty

cherri makes everything worse 

angel dust’s development is nice 

pentious being forced into a hetero love with cherri,,,blehh this is the most aroace guy ive ever seen 

mini more than anything reprise with charlie and vaggie is really sweet . 

ADAM 💥💥💥SICK ASS NEW OUTFIT BRO 

adam is still the best character in this show. “chill lute fuck” i adore alex brightman 

the battle outfits are cool 

alastor finally doing something helpful 

gyat DAMN adam. awooga 

vox’s stupid dance 

alastor saying nuh uh to the person trying to murder him is funny

i don’t want to kin adam but i Do. i Do he’s Awesome

while it interrupts the action vox watching and cheering as alastor nearly dies is super funny 

okay Actually dies then

i am enjoying this so much 

SIR PENTIOUS CLUTCH 💥💥

adam is the best character in the whole fuckinh show him oneshotting pentious is hilarious . i know he goes to heaven and doesn’t rlly die i think 

what happened to the angels fighting with reckless abandon??vaggie is getting her shit rocked

GET FUCKED LUTE

ewww adam is a white guy.ew put the mask back on 

lucifer and adam interaction this is just peak

why aren’t the angels going after the rest of hell once they realize that they’re screwed 

adam without the mask is fugly

HE .HE DIES ??WHAY YHE FUCK

the hotel:(

“the ultimate sacrifice” i love pentious a lot but HE DIDNT DO SHIT BRO 😭

i choose to believe that lilith divorced lucifer because lucifer was a gay man and she was a lesbian

why is cherri a main character now i dony. ew

alastor is alive ! boo

bro thinks he’s jack skeleton 

husk being mad when he sees that alastor is alive is funny 

WHAT THE FUCK 

VOX GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HIM

sir pentious gets into heaven :) thaht makes me happy 

season finale! this was a phenomenal episode to end of a good series, though ill be real i don’t know if having a second season is a good idea. most if not all of the conflicts are resolved among the main cast. ending it off with pentious getting into heaven is amazing though. episode is a 9/10 it was funny and engaging and really fun all around.

overall score for the series is a 7.5/10 i really enjoyed it 

[devilskniife]

been watching pokemon challenge vids again btw and i hate how a majority of the shiny challenge ones are like "i'm going use only shiny pokemon!" and immediately are like "i hate shiny hunting though so i'm using rng manipulation/speedup/cute charm glitch/manually changed the odds to be better/what the fuck ever" BOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 just do a dream team or badge quest like the rest of us "i don't like how long it takes" you are weak and you are BORING

[astrowaffles]

1, 6, 7, 20, 25 for the violence ask game 💪💪

Omg hi grungee 😳😳 I didn't restrict myself to just hq for this because I love all the characters and struggle to get properly violent about them. Please forgive me 🙏🙏

1. The character everyone gets wrong

Oikawa. I cannot stress this enough, OIKAWA!!!! you're all wrong about him and even I am incapable of truly doing him justice.

Also, now we're on the subject, Noya and Tanaka. You're all so horrifically wrong about my beautiful boys 😗

6. Which ship fans are the most annoying?

yuki x tohru (from fruits basket). Like yeah ship who you want idc but also, stop being irritating about people who ship the canon ships?? Y'all just hate to see a platonic boy-girl relationship. I don't see why Yuki CAN'T view tohru as a mother figure, and why y'all can't accept that Yuki was forcing himself to flirt because he felt that's what he *should* do?? Also it's machi (and kakeru) erasure. BOOOOOOO-

7. What character did you begin to hate because of how the fandom acts about them?

I nearly got peer pressured into hating su-won (from yotd) once. That was a scary time, but I'm over it now 😊

Also it's hard for me to like chuuya (bsd) when noone will shut the fuck up about him. Like I care less and less the more y'all rave about how cool he is

20. Part of canon you found tedious or boring

Noone else is gonna say it so I'll say it. The last arc of the TGCF show? With the pit and the ghosts n stuff? Didn't give a flying flamingo. Hua Cheng was the only light in my darkness of that million-episode arc fr

25. Common fandom complaint you're sick of hearing

If I hear anyone complain about the ball boy arc being embarrassing I will throw hands. Yes it's embarrassing but also that's the point, hinata was throwing it all in the ring so he could get stronger. If all you can say is "he was embarrassing 😢" then you're the weakest link 💖

Thank you the violence opportunity 🤭🤭

[ahaura]

yellowjackets s2e3 lb

THAT'S A GREAT OPENING SHOT I LOVE ME A SKELETON HAND!

omg a glimpse into coach ben's life pre-crash <3

the juxtaposition between the soup and the cannibalism happening outside the cabin... fun

"what kind of asshole puts cumin in clam chowder' comedy time <3

WAIT SO THEY DONT REALIZE WHAT THEY DID... THE FOREST PUT THEM IN A TRANCE/HAZE?

oh it's just tai? poor tai

"taissa! we ate her" i love this show <3

no wonder taissa is in the state she's in in present time like the others seem to recall the ritualistic cannibalism but she completely blocked it out she's dealing with it like she deals with everything else which is shutting down but then having it shoved in her face like that... she succumbed to the forest like the others but she's dragging her feet and kicking the whole way...

"tai... you ate her face" LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i love how there is something seriously wrong w everyone in this show its so good <3

"at least if you bury her out there it will look like she died with the rest of them" FIRST OF all way to single yourself up for next on the buffet table coach! secondly though... 1) i am pretty sure they would be able to tell that she was eaten, whether by humans or animals i dont know but i think they can tell that even in the 90s and 2) i think given the extreme circumstances and the fact that jackie wasnt like, murdered, it's not something that would be like. held against them? like as a crime i mean. socially of course cannibalism is one of the most taboo of taboos but like. theyre starving in the woods after every possible attempt to escape gone wrong. their friend died of semi-natural causes (stubbornness and the forest's influence, one or the other or both?). so.

lottie helping her cult members w their stuff while suffocating her true self under layers of bullshit while nat hangs out outside scowling... love it

THE ANTLER'S ABOVE LOTTIE'S DOORSTEP... LET'S FUCKING GO I LOVE SOME GOOD IMAGERY

"emotions run high" says the cult member maintaining eye contact while cutting off a chicken's head, to natalie who survived 15 excruciating months trapped in the wilderness and embroiled in cultlike and fairytale-eque dynamics while contending with cannibalism. hilarious. i think it'd be funny if nat PRETENDED to stab her again for a laff

OH SIMONE :( my question is... how much more will taissa go on before the acknowledges it? opens up? peels back the layers and years and releases her control and gives into the fear and unknown and the dark calling her name? the man with no eyes who trails after her? her own ghost? and what will it cost her? and what will it do to her once she's done it? or will she never do it? so many questions <3

(i dont want these answers now btw im just enjoying the ride)

SHE SUBCONSCIOUSLY DREW THE SYMBOL ON HER WIFE'S HAND...

IS IT WEIRDO BESTIE TEAMUP TIME? LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO

i want them to be partners in crime so bad like committed bestie crime team SO bad i NEED it

"you never know when you might need to leave the country sans passport" LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WALTER LET'S GO

i completely forgot about shauna and jeff i wont lie

"i think the stuff is for bisexuals and goths" BISEXUALS MENTION!

SHAUNA SAID YOURE NO FUN TO JEFF LET'S GOOOOOO

"i could've gone strawberry i almost did" this is so fdjksfjdkfshdahdsjf

we all get boring in adulthood i guess even girlies who partake in ritualistic cannibalism of their best friend/current husband's high school girlfriend while stranded in the remote wilderness. ah well.

SHAUNA TOOK A CAR THIEF OUT AND THEN JEFF INTERRUPTED HER BOOOOOOO JEFF BOOOOOOOOO

SHAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SCREECHING

bees? beehives? "the first thing a new queen does is sting other queens to death" fun <3 eye see it <3

"otherwise they starve. we all do" LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"it's what she would have wanted. maybe not for the rest of us, but for you. for the baby" [HIGH PITCHED SCREECHING]

LOTTIE KNOWS ITS A BOY?

the girls all being excited for a baby shower <3 a shred of something to cling to <3 cant wait for the forest to fuck it up <3

"HIT HIM. HIT HIM RIGHT NOW" MISTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [snickering]

IM SAJFKJKFSDJFKJFKSF THEYRE SO FUCKING FUNNY <3

"i'd do anything to see [her nephew] again, you'know?" like cannibalism? :)

"that's not the first time ive eaten a person" HUH??????

THE TWIN THING? FJDKFJSFKJAKFJDKSJSDK

coach is mclosing it huh.

"they need me" "and i dont?" FHAFJKHKSDJKDASJDKASJKJ I LAUGHED IM SORRY

"but i do get to decide to be with someone who's ready to live this life with me. all of it" :( im. ok. im :( im. yeah.

this show is crazy because it's a comedy meanwhile it throws very serious situations and implications your way. funnily enough the cannibalism is not the most serious aspect of the show. to me at least. like thinking about how things were just 20-30 years ago etc etc :/ and what it means for both ben and paul :/ yeah i got it

nat telling jackie's eaten corpse that she's lucky <3 once again <3 comedy <3

"way to make everyone jealous one last time" NATALIEEEEEEEE

A MOOSE!

MY MOM TOLD ME ABOUT MOOSE! SHE SAID THAT MOOSE CAN AND WILL KILL PEOPLE ESPECIALLY MAMA MOOSE AND IF YOU END UP STARING DOWN A MOOSE BACK AWAY SLOWLY AND PICK ANOTHER PATH! IF A MOOSE STOPS YOU IN TRAFFIC YOU WAIT FOR THE MOOSE - moose trivia provided by my mother who says alaskan moose are the BIGGEST and DANGEROUS moose <3

(i like that trivia sorry)

WHERE DID THE MOOSE GO

WALTER AND MISTY THE DREAM TEAAAAAAAAAAM

TAISAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HAPPENING LETS FUCKING GO

"only when she lets me" "who is she?" "taissa" "then who are you?" [silence]

IM SCREECHING I THINK THAt they could have held that a few seconds long for effect bec thats SOOOOOOOOO crreepy and cool like its either taissa's subconscious/the suprressed taissa OR it's something trying to get her to open her eyes and herself I LOVE IT ITS SO FUCKING COOL

kevin in the backwards hat tho. sorry. but he. sorry. OSRRY.

"you have terrible intel" your daughter SNITCHED and you're making you and shauna look WORSE it's so funny

"people are so sweaty when you kill them" LET'S GO SHAUNA LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

that was fucking AWESOME that was LEGENDARY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

THE SHAUNA UNDERNEATH THE GIRL WE GLIMPSED WHEN SHE KILLED ADAM SHAUNA FROM THE WOODS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

coach hallucinating.... :(

i wont lie i love crystal and misty so much :')

OH MY GOD HER REFLECTION

SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

"oh she's not my mother" THEY'RE MEANT TO BE BESTIES LET THEM BE BESTIES IN CRIME LET THEM COMMIT CRIMES TOGETHER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT CHAOS AND FUN

"maybe i'm just a bored moriarty looking for his sherlock"

[CHOKING SOUNDS]

[SPUTTERING]

[SCREECHING]

technnically wouldn't SHE be moriarty because she commits crimes and stuff? oh well <3 its still fun <3

unless theyre BOTH moriarty? idk i cant remember jackshit about those characters anymore

let's go angry girls let's goooooo

HURT NATALIE BACK?

nosebleed leads to mass bird death...?

the forest is coming for lottie i think... i wonder if she isnt working in tandem off of it but proffiting off it it? or using it without delving down into the True Meat of it? and it killed her bees for it? idk idk idk but rip the bees

il veut de sang = he wants blood btw

(i looked it up)

so she HAS been denying it? or running from it? or??????

IT WAS A VISION? NICE!

fun episode all around<3

[star-girl69]

Organic chemistry is the worst kinda chemistry but you are very smart so I don't doubt that you will fly through it. We are so cute fr fr🤭🤭🤭🤭

Please 😭😭😭😭😭not your friend trying to fight me. My apologies to her as well 😭😭😭I take it backkkk. I play piano and electric and acoustic guitar. I used to play the drums and the bass but I got bored sooo I let them go.

Idk but the nosebleed wasss instense. I got home after practice and I collapsed and took a biggggg nap then I woke up and had and still have a throbbing headache. Stairs are my enemy fr fr. 😭😭😭😭I promise I am a good chef(I can cook for you🤭) I just get distracted so easily its not even funny. You're not dumb, my toaster is dumb😭😭😭.

🤭🤭🤭🤭I'm gonna skip over were you call me baby cause my reaction to that was borderline psychotic and embarrassing 😭😭😭

DEER PATTIES????? I didn't know they were a thing. Don't spiral😭😭😭please I need you here. Loooove algebraaaaa. Good luck❤️❤️❤️

- ❤️

(cause who doesn't love an intellectual girl??? 🤭🤭🤭🤭Check your dm's gorgeous I think the people are getting tired of us😭😭😭❤️)

AHHHH I HOPE SOOO ☹️☹️☹️

HAHA it was so funny she was so personally offended and then she started trying to fight the air i was like “girl… no…” but we just get wild in second period tg

OOOOHHHH ELECTRIC GUITAR THAT SOUNDS FANCY (idk anything about music or instruments btw!!)

WHY ARE YOU LIKE DYING FROM BLOOD LOSS HELLO DRINK SOME WATER OR SMTH??? IDK 😭

ok i’ll take your word on the good chef thing (i would like that 🤭) exactly!!!! appliances are just so dumb fr i’m perfect

HAHAHA BUT NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL 🤭🤭

I KNOW!!!!!! like why can’t you label those at the least 💔

BOOOOOOO ALGEBRA SUCKS TOMATO TOMATO

(OMG?????? HELP OK LET ME GO LOOK 🤭🤭 IM SO SCARED RN) (no they were fed UPPPP w us)

[ultramantr1gger]

1 7 15

1.emr i dont actually remember how exactly. 1 day i was just like i should watch kamen rider. i watched a few episodes of the first one and gave up for a bit then i googled which one to start with and it told me kamen rider den-o so i watched it and the rest is history

7. venjix power rangers rpm......his underlings and shit too those guys were funny

15. ULTRAMAN TIGA BOOOOOOO👎👎👎👎👎👎👎well its not particularly bad i just find it boring and extremely overrated. everyones like this show is so good it saved the entire ultraman franchise. maybe its true saved the franchise but its really not that interesting

[venusdear]

dongwoon didnt announce the exact day, he only said it was in september. today is the 9th of 30 days, so that's a 30% chance he already got married XD

UR HEADLINE I CANT-

saaaame ugh reading and writing >>>>>

it's day 290 without to1 cb and getherland is dying. one member, chan, turned out to be racist/problematic so we all hate him now. he dropped a new song and i listened to it out of curiosity. it was HORRIBLE. at least junhyung (who was the rapper of highlight) doesnt SCREAM the lyrics to all his songs. stan yong junhyung for a happy life <3

also yes, suit gikwang is beautiful. ive got several more pics from then AS WELL AS THESE PICS FROM 6 YEARS AGO. BUT IDC HE LOOKED BEAUTIFULLLLL. heres one pic:

just this one motherfucking picture and i was freaking out so much. im gonna cry so much. he could rob my (hypothetical) store and i wouldnt even notice and when i did id be like thank u so much now do u want to endorse my store in order to boost sales.

i have like one draft of the story, the characters, and BARELY ANY PLOT LMFAO. the main character debuts in a group but tf happens after that?

i'll either dm you the drafts along with some highlight pics and vids and song recs (songs from hl and other groups) or ill post them on my gikwangsleftnostril side blog. ill probably do a couple more gikwang photo dumps as well

i have like 10x more pics of gikwang on my phone than i do of the other 3 members and junhyung. i have a fkin pROBLEM OMG-

AWEEE DONGWOON #MARRIED i wonder if he'll be like those husbands who say #marriedlife #thankfultomywife #newlywed

READING AND WRITING IS SO FUN LIKE UHWEDWEI how do you NOT fall in love with reading 😭😭 and ppl are always like "it's soooooo boring" i still don't get that

BOOOOO WE HATE RACISTS HERE BOOOOOOO GET HIM GET HIM ofc he has the most horrible song to mankind LIKE HIS PERSONALITY BOOOOOOOOOO

omg i've missed talking to you emmie 😭😭 i have been coping with school 😻 school is so fun (i'm lying through my teeth and i have been sick for a whole week and had the worst two weeks of my life)

pov: emmie letting gikwang steal from her store (me watching it all happen)

OOOO I'M EXCITED NOWWWW

WEHIUWHEUED me with my biases!!!

[twstedstoryshop]

hii! congrats on 700 followers shopkeep! can i request college au with sebek, cater, and floyd? i'd like to see them interact with a grad student reader who's the teacher's assistant pls.

Let me actually get back to doing my job around here in this shop instead of gossiping about octopus and eel families... Also, ey! First time for Cater to show in the shop finally! -Shopekeep

College AU With Sebek, Cater, Floyd, and A Grad Student Reader

Sebek was a man who really took his studies seriously. Maybe a bit too seriously as he gives his 100% during lessons and gets prickly when other college students get noisy during class time.

But you can tell that he’s a really smart guy and works hard by always asking in-depth questions and how meticulously he takes notes.

He often raises his hand and asks politely for assistance whenever you are available. You look over his shoulder and in typical Sebek manner, is very clear on what he has problems with.

Sebek always has issues with more subjective matters like art interpretation or maybe figuring out the deeper meaning behind an author’s choice of writing something. So he may end up having to visit you during your available hours for extra help.

It’s almost cute seeing this serious guy furrowing his brow and with a slight frown on his lips as he tries to dissect a passage on why this protagonist in a book is so hung up on his lover.

“Why is he spending so much time overthinking about his lover when he can just confront them about what happened between them…?” “It’s supposed to really show the heartbreak in him, Sebek. The author is creating a moment for us readers to sympathize with him.” “I don’t get it. I don’t feel pity for him, he just looks like a fool.”

You end up spending a lot of time with him, helping him understand concepts that might have flown over his head. It’s surprising to see how innocent this man is if he’s so oblivious to this kind of subject matter.

There may be a time where as a grad student, you get rather busy and can’t attend your usual tutor sessions with Sebek. He understands though it won’t stop the creeping disappointment he feels that your time together gets cut short. Something he finds very foreign and annoying to deal with. He really wants to see you again…

It gets to the point where he actually reaches out to ask if you guys can spend time outside of tutoring. Be actual friends rather than TA and student. You agree and you guys end up getting a quick coffee together. “I think… I’m starting to understand that one protagonist from the book we read last unit…” “Oh really? What made it click for you?”

You watch as he shrugs, uncertain. But the way that his cheeks and the tips of his ears go pink as he nervously sips from his coffee, it makes your heart skip just a little~

Cater is absolutely the kind of man to treat a TA casually like a friend if they happen to be in the same age group. Which can get a bit grating on the nerves when you’re just trying to do your job and this guy is leaning over, trying to have fun during a boring class.

“Hey, hey, Teach, you use any social media? We should totally follow each other!” “I’m not giving you my social stuff, Cater. C’mon, get back to work.” “Booooooo!” Pouts and eventually relents to get back to his classwork.

Cute image in my mind but you’re keeping an eye on everyone as they take a quiz. Cater just happens to peek up and lock eyes with you. He smiles and twiddles his fingers at you before looking back down. You raise a brow, but the gesture was kind of cute. But you’d never tell him that.

Another cute image. You’re walking up to the college and casually he slides on up next to you. “Heya, Teach!” And you see that he’s cruising along on his skateboard. It’s a funny sight, seeing you walk along as he rolls along, matching your pace. Tries to strike up conversation until you both make your way to the building.

While you are in the middle of class, sometimes you catch glimpses of Cater trying to secretly scroll through his phone in the middle of lecture. Sometimes you have to quietly come over and gently poke his shoulder to get him to pay attention.

He gives you a sheepish look and you cough quietly. He is thankful though that you’d secretly get him to pay attention without ratting him to the prof.

There was a time though that you managed to catch him outside of his usually peppy, cheerful self. It was an overcast day, a light drizzle, folks tried to stay indoors afraid that a downpour would come soon. You were wandering near the music area and heard the gentle strumming of a guitar.

You peek into one of the nearby empty classrooms and see a lone Cater, playing a soft, gentle tone that teeters between somber yet sweet. His expression was distant, a smile far from his lips, and was lost in the music. It was such a jarring new side to Cater that you didn’t realize you were gawking at him from an open door.

He peers up, surprised that you’re here, and immediately straightens up. “Oh Teach!” You can see how quickly he puts on his cheeriness and playfully winks at you. “Didn’t know you were a peeping tom, hehe!”

You instinctively roll your eyes and stride in to sit next to him. “I didn’t know you played. That was a really nice song.” “What? That ol’ tune? Nah, it’s nothing to write home about. I could play you something different! More upbeat and cool!” “Mmm, but I really did like that one song. You already looked cool, Cater.”

Cater just stares at you with widened eyes and he can’t stop a slightly shaky but actual genuine smile reaching his lips. “Damn, Teach. Aren’t you a bold one…” You give him a smirk. “About time I got you back for your teasing during class time anyway.”

Oh dear god this guy would be a nightmare to deal with between you and your professor. Half the time he doesn’t show up for class and when he does, he can be quite the disruptor, not answering questions if he doesn’t feel like it or he just straight up packs all his things and leaves in the middle of lecture.

You’ve tried to stop him every now and again, but he always gives you an annoyed look and says, “Oi, Teach, I’m leavin’. This class is boring me and I really don’t want some shrimp gettin’ in my way…”

You almost wanted to scold him for such rude words, but when he looked at you with such contempt, you probably thought it best to not talk back. You even scooted back away from him, not liking his expression. But your reaction gives him a kick, shifting his scowl into a laugh.

“Haha! I didn’t think you’d crawl back like an actual shrimp! Shrimpy Teach~” Sticks his tongue out playfully and he’s off cheerily as if he didn’t threaten you in front of a crowd.

The professor and other students warn you to stay clear of Floyd Leech due to his sudden mood shifts and the rumors circulating around him and his brother. Something about being rather violent and being involved in shady things. Yet their words don’t deter you. You are stubborn in keeping your pride as a TA, dammit! You’re not going to be pushed around by some student!

The next time he decides to show up for class, you make sure to be very clear he’s not allowed to leave class any time and he’s going to have to stay after a class to do make-up work for the stuff he didn’t do!

Everyone is expecting your blood to spill in that classroom right then and there, but Floyd laughs with an amused look in his eye. “Ooooh, Shrimpy Teach has guts! Sure, sure, I’ll stick around after class to play with ya!” The entire class is shocked.

Maybe not the response you were hoping for but hey it’s something! Floyd actually sticks around and decides to stay with you after class… But he absolutely does everything else that isn’t work. He decides this is the perfect time to toy with his Shrimpy Teach and ask all sorts of things about you.

You end up getting caught up in his pace, going from schoolwork to now suddenly being asked about what you do for fun or what’s your favorite foods. It looks more like friends shooting the breeze than a tutor session.

By the end of it, Floyd has altogether dropped “Teach” and refers to you simply as “Shrimpy”. You’re his new buddy now, whether you like it or not! But don’t worry your efforts were not in vain as now he’s showing up to classes more based on the sole fact that you’re gonna be there to entertain him.

Though frankly, you shouldn’t have worried over his grades in the first place as despite his lack of participation, his big projects and tests are stellar with perfect marks… But did Floyd tell you that? Nope.

[sirenascales]

saw someone on tiktok say a few days ago how they prefer the hc that sanzu takes those pills cause he gets migraines better than him being a drug addict and i was like BOOOOOOO THATS FUCKING BORING

Let the man pop pills and be sexy while doing it in peace!!!

[merrilldidnothingwrong]

ok now that i have 100+ hours in cyb*erpunk best worst things.. spoilerish shit..

best

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER

the soundtrack is really good. can just drive around and listen to their music

judy is a lesbian. judy is f*cking incredible. i bathe in the tears of the angry cishet men

kerry is a gay man. i cant say if hes good rep but he is a good character. (too far along in the story though)

cybernetics are cool and helpful (expensive as f*ck. feel bad for console people, how the hell can you earn enough money to pay for them??)

cars are pretty awesome. did you find the free one??

the cc (outside of the defining genders) is pretty good. i dont like how you cant edit it later on in the game right now though

you can play it how you like, sneaky sneaky and hack tech which is really handy dandy or go blazing in

there is a lot to do in the city, lots of quests to keep you busy

upgrading weapons makes them really really powerful and effective

can get a non lethal dildo as a weapon and its really powerful. hilarious

worst

people die. a lot of them.

romances are good. (yeah ive done all of them) but they are gender locked

the way the genders are defined are definitely made by cis people. bad.

takes forever to get the point where you cAN just drive around the entire city. a lot of the city is cut off until you get to a certain quest. it really forces you to do shitty quests in the beginning.

panam is a great romance but she is straight :/

river isnt a bad romance but he is straight. and a cop. booooooo

there was supposed to be corrupt police in this game. but instead you can run around and help the cops. AHAHAHAHA AS IF

timed mini game. oh eat my shorts. (at least its not necessary)

johnny. i love keanu but johnny. he sucks..

cars are expensive as f*ck too

capitalism to the max

the bullshit endings

the story is just SO limited

so its got some replay worth, seeing as i had 100 plus hours. but now im bored of it. i really hope they come out with a good dlc bc the endings were just so bad. i dont see how they can fix this game

[thepurpleglass]

Westworld:

Humans have learned their future from the big god machine, they’re rioting and like, graffitiing The Maze one stuff!

How exactly do average humans know what the maze is? Was that part of the data leak too? It’s like...too obtuse a call back to the show itself with no explanation of how an average citezen would know its signicicance.

I just find this season’s villain’s motivation kind of boring. He wants to be rich, take over the world, control human potential and behavior with a touch of eugenics I guess...he already has a machine that does that, what more does he want? I was kind of hoping for a back up copy of Arnold or Ford and given that past villains have been so much more grey and had motivations with depth like, say, Ford’s issues with his family and wanting to create a perfect scenario or one where he could dwell on what went wrong...Serac seems so much more like a one note comic book villain to me. I’m still gonna watch, I want to know what happens but...there seems like some missed opportunities in the writing to me.

Also Maeve and Delores have such similar motivations, seriously, they’re not on the same side yet? BOOOOOOO