#BOOOOOOO HOW BORING

[m00nj3w3l]

Doctor:"So what do you do, do you study, work?"

Me:"I'm an art student at (school)"

Doc:"Haha is that why you're dressed like that?"

Me, internally, word for word:"What an interesting and remarkable question that no one has ever asked me before."

[verstarppen]

pairing; lando norris x fem! star wars actress! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; first post on this acc, if you see a typo or a mistake no you don't shhh; the ahsoka show is rotting my brain but so is f1 so i spat this out im sorry it will happen again part 2 is on the way

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yndeathtrooper and that's a wrap! i'm so thankful for the amazing opportunity to spend another season in a sweaty helmet as a supporting character with a tiny subplot! tune in next year to see me return in the not-jedi show as background mandalorian #4! 🫶

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yndeathtrooper @ davefiloni i'm joking please don't fire me

pascalispunk sweaty helmets, tell me about it

yndeathtrooper YOU HAVE BODY DOUBLES

lonelyboba best season so far

ahsokawife only one grogu pic? unfollowed

generalkenobi3 CANT WAIT TO SEE AHSOKA

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daniel3.jpg We're so back

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landonorris can't believe i got ditched for this shit

daniel3.jpg You refused to get cultured. landonorris yeah because it's boring daniel3.jpg I can name several toddlers with longer attention spans than you.

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yndeathtrooper gave my manager a heart attack, lost pedro pascal in a crowd like a mother with her 3 year old, and got accused of coorporate espionage! what did you do today?

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danielricciardo I sensed you got lost in the force

yndeathtrooper I'M SORRY again i swear i didn't see anything i can possibly explain, and thank you guys for showing me where i was supposed to go :) landonorris Anytime

bellanorris MCLAREN SWEEP DANNY FINALLY WON

urmomlol when worlds collide

patiencesainz danny gets to meet his celebrity crush god when is it my turn

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danielricciardo He INSISTED on watching the Mandalorian to "see what it's all about". Unbelievable.

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yndeathtrooper boosting the ratings i see

landonorris it's still boring but i'm tolerating it danielricciardo Take that back rn. landonorris no. danielricciardo Then I guess I have no choice but to tell everyone how much you "aww" over Grogu. landonorris defamation. i've done no such thing.

troubletauri down astronomical

chisslover me too lando me too

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yndeathtrooper grogu likes @ mclaren , he told me himself

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danielricciardo I'm his favorite driver

yndeathtrooper sure grandpa let's get you back to bed

landonorris taste

danielricciardo Booooooo

gonestappen are... are they flirting

sugarussell WHAT IS GOING ON

dannyavocado their friendship is so funny

percivaleclair "friendship" ok

super_max sanest f1 soft launch

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yndeathtrooper photo dump :)

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ferraritractor NAHHH SHE REALLY TRIED TO SNEAK LANDO AT THE END

mercedesluv what level of delusion are they on thinking this is slick

schumicker ao3 24k strangers to lovers celebrity au

cadbanemvp "don't be suspicious"

landonorris hello there

yndeathtrooper general norris

maxverstappen1 Thank you for babysitting him!

yndeathtrooper anytime, mr world champion :) landonorris ew

holoahsoka the way nobody is talking about the set photo is sending me 😭

revanite who's the guy

stappenlover lando norris tatooinerat god this is the weirdest crossover these fandoms clashing is like oil and water

pic credits: instagram and pinterest

[londondziban]

No one asked but I'm bored so here are my ratings of popular Stranger Things ships! (kind of a long post).

Disclaimer: Ship who you wanna ship. This is just for fun :)

Byler: 100/10, I love my boys. No notes.

Lumax: Also a 100/10. They're just so!!!

Elmax: 9/10. I love them with my whole heart but I'm a Lumax shipper first and foremost.

Elumax: 100000/10. Literal perfection. Elmax AND Lumax (and Hopclair, depending on how you view the ship dynamic)? Literally what more could you want?

Duzie: 7/10. They're cute and I really like Suzie. I wish we could've seen more of them, maybe Suzie will come back with a bigger role next season.

Henderhop: 6/10. Typically I HC El as a lesbian but I actually like this pairing. Definitely not a ship I'd die on but I enjoy interacting with the fan content.

Henderclair: 6/10. Listen, I love their dynamic. If I didn't HC Dustin as the token straight, I'd probably rate them higher. Platonically? Literally everything to me. Romantically? I'm not opposed.

Byclair: 8/10. I also like them a lot but I'm a die-hard Byler shipper. I do enjoy interacting with the fan content though!

Wheelclair: 7/10. They're silly and I love them but this is a particular dynamic I prefer platonic. I do HC that Mike had a crush on Lucas when they were younger though.

Mileven: 1/10. I'm just not a fan. I'm giving them a one solely cuz I enjoyed them in season 1 when I first watched the show in middle school, but I'm definitely not a fan of this ship at all. Platonically though?? Amazing.

Jancy: 10/10. I love them. I'm praying every day that the Duffers didn't completely fuck them up and that they'll be endgame.

Ronance: 9/10. I like them, they're cute. I interact with a lot of their fan content. Let's go lesbians.

Rovickie/Rockie: 7/10. I just don't know enough about Vickie yet to know if them as endgame is what I'm rooting for, but from what we've seen they're cute.

Stonathan: 10/10. I love them and I'm so excited for their interactions in season 5! They're the enemies to lovers.

Jargyle: 9/10. Love me some stoner boyfriends. They've definitely kissed before at least once.

Stancy: -10000/10. BOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅. They are not right for each other. Steve deserves someone who loves him and Nancy deserves someone she loves.

Stoncy: 3/10. If it's in the way that Steve and Jonathan are dating and Jonathan and Nancy are dating with Nancy and Steve being platonic, then sure. But if it's all three dating, nah. Steve and Nancy just don't work imo.

Buckingham (Chrissy x Robin): 8/10. I think this is considered a rare pair but I think they're adorable and I love the fan content around them.

Hellcheer: 5/10. Not my favorite but I have no issues with this ship. I see the vision of them as best friends mainly.

Steddie: 5/10. They're not bad and I interact with some of their fan content (some of their tiktok edits go hard), but they're just kind of okay, you know?

Jopper: 10/10. I love them. Been a Jopper fan since day one. They're so endgame.

If there's any other ships you want to know my opinion on, let me know!

(All fun and games here, y'all. Ship whatever you want)

[vanglaggle]

You mentioned the sexyman polls and i remembered about how i do NOT like the idea of Ink being there. I may be a huge boring 'no fun allowed' gal but isn't that guy like, canonically aroace??? People should just, sexualize Ink less gezz.. And it's worse when he's one of the most sexualized characters in this fandom??? Already saw loads of people call him a 'fuck-boy' for no reason??

"if ink wins I'll draw him in sexy poses" BOOOOOOO 👎👎👎 INK WOULDN'T DO THAT BOOOOOO

but yes i agree with this !

[ponchusjbonchus]

i finished hazbin hotel so here is my master collection of all my silly notes

episode 1  

- treat angel dust better and give him actual lines and it’ll be better

- why do the background demons have more variety than the main cast 

- opening number is good 

- when will jesus appear 

- cannibal town is where i wanna live 

- i should keep a swear counter for this 

- charlie is the best character 

- adam shaving down a chicken bone in one bite is really funny 

- i like adam his voice actor is doing really good 

-  all the voice actors are really good. except keith david poor guy

- angel dust sexually harassing husk is not funny

- if adam is a human who sins then why is he in charge of the angel exterminators 

- nifftys commercial bit is funny

- alastors monocle  is on  his mouth in some shots and it’s funny 

- i like the foreshadowing of alastor hating tv 

- lutes design. heart emoji 

- adams song goes hard as fuck. very likeable villain 

- “fuck you i do what i want” contract made me giggle 

- i feel like all the main characters except for charlie and alastor are really one note and it bugs me 

- katie killjoy is still awesome 

- the cliffhanger is really intriguing and i will watch more

final score 8/10 despite the bad dialogue for angel 

episode 2 

intro song is good but the visuals are boring 

what is this cat. who

why is the animation worse in this episode 

paused to read valentino’s texts and the way he sways from calling angel a bitch to calling him babe and being like “don’t be like this” that is like.yeah that’s accurate 

foreshadowing is good 

JESUS APPEARED (sir pentious)

“trust us with your money” 😭

not really resonating with any characters. vox has the best character design so far though 

velvette is really entertaining 

valentino’s voice actor is good and his jokes are somehow better than angels. still a horrible person and i hope he gets exterminated

vox is really interesting and the thing his voice does is cool . i REALLLY wanna like this guy but so far i like adam better 

second time seven years has been mentioned . what happened 

WHILE HE HID IN RADIO WE PIVOTED TO VIDEO NOW HIS MEDIUM IS GETTING BLOODY RARE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️vivienne be damned but the girl can write a song 

alastor fucking with vox after seeing him for seemingly no reason is really funny and in character . though funny it doesn’t really fit into the episode that smoothly 

hell being shaped like a pentagram is creative (side note when i looked up the name for it cuz i couldn’t remember the third result was “what is the star thing called”)

alastors angry demon design looks better than his regular design 

i love sir pentious so much he’s so cute

pentious and charlie are my favorites so far. i know pentious is a double agent but knowing him from the pilot/what we’ve seen in this episode i feel like he’s gonna be dumped by the vees cuz he’s a pathetic wet slop of a man 

the crackhead play joke is really funny 

angel dusts jealousy came out of.Nowhere. like i know charlie was saying like “hey you aren’t really a real resident” and he was mad about the game but it felt more like “ugh i can’t stand these people” not “ugh i wish i could be redeemed and people cared about me.��� it was hinted at just not very well 

angel being lovebombed is portrayed.Fine.ly   like it’s realistic but not outstanding . it would mean more if valentino wasn’t making lighthearted jokes about how he kills and manipulates his workers 

pentious’ tail is randomly shrinking and growing 

the camera work in the fight scene is Awful 

pentious :-( 

first time in a while i have heard a show say you should kill yourself NOW 

imagine pentious immediately goes to heaven after the song /silly

final score 8/10 only because of pentious. overall episode is 7/10

episode 3 

pentious still being peak right off the bat. he gets the funniest jokes

alastor still isn’t very funny 

angel dust isn’t funny booooooo boooooooooo

vaggie centric episode? i think? idk i don’t like vaggie she’s kinda boring 

niffty is less funny than she was in previous episodes. she feels more remnant of internet “dark humor” from the time the pilot released 

okay i ended up watching the rest of this one during gym class so i didn’t have my notes. overall this episode was really good except for velvette kinda sucking . 7/10 

episode 4 

this isn’t the poison episode is it.

animation is noticeably worse

vaggies plain ass delivery of the “angel. what the fuck” line made me laugh

i thought the cold open of angel getting r worded would be a way of showing that his life is really fucked up.though it was just a joke bit which i was not expecting

pentious cowering in fear at pornography 

i really like charlie. kk said that she was one note and .i kinda agree but i still love her 

this one demon has a better design then the entire main cast 

angels real name is anthony 😭

okay the dressing room scene . the fear in angels voice through all of it is so jarring and it keeps you invested in the scene and Val being so fuckinh disgusting and evil . how do people like this guy at all. this scene is so creepy not just cuz of val being abusive but because of how horrified Angel is and the moment he asks the bare minimum of val not hurting charlie his life is put on the line. i feel like this was treated with the weight it deserves and it clearly paints val as a villain. unfortunately it’s tainted by the fact that the writers are aroused by this shit but they do a good job of hiding it i guess. maybe this will change 

it bothers me so much that angels head keeps randomly changing in size cuz all the animation is freehand

poison. im gonna be careful and respectful on how i go about talking about this . i actually really like this song and sequence but it’s brought down so bad and made so beyond creepy and horrifying to know that the writers are into this. i like the constant parallel of angel being his porn actor persona who loves sex and his abused reality where he wants to be free. and the scene where he’s dancing in front of a screen with the foxes intercut with his assault is really uncomfortable yeah but i like how it shows that he’s turning his own abuse and exploitation into entertainment . and the line “it’s so hard to resist another gulp!” or however it goes has a nice double meaning . it’s like “ughhh i love sex how could i resist it” but also “i want to resist but im so deep into this that i can’t” . i am not a sexual assault survivor so i don’t feel properly equipped to go into depth about the representation of angels ongoing abuse but from a PURELYcinematic standpoint as someone with a passion for this stuff i feel like this song did well, but again it’s made so much worse and creepier knowing the writers who made this 

the spots under angels eyes are more eyes??.huh

sorry for the lack of notes i am just. genuinely invested in this 

BEST SONG 💥💥💥yeah maybe i knew all the words to this song before i ever watched th show what are you gonna do about it

ohhi don’t really. like the message of that song actually 🙁 it has been established that angel dusts pervertedness and desperation for drugs is not who he really is nor who he likes to be but husk telling him “hey it’s okay to be like that” and angel immediately coming around to it just feels.ehhh…..it feels like he’s taking one step forward and two steps back . i get that the message was supposed to be “embrace the bad parts of yourself! it’s okay to be a loser!” but in the context of the episode it doesn’t fit. good song in a vacuum

iiiidont really know how to feel about this. the episode was great up until loser baby which,is a song that i really like but it kinda does kill the whole episode imo. 5.5/10 unfortunate 

episode 5 

halfway through the series who cheered

adam mention. win (adam and pentious are my favorites )

i hate niffty im sorry 💔 she was better in the pilot

dude. lucifer is so fucking funny right off the bat i love this guy 

is this guy autistic he feels autistic i like him

lucifer is peak character oh my god

why is??? alastor trying to fight lucifer for charlies dad figure??? i don’t understand this guy he just does shit

this is the character norm called out for being a jewish stereotype. and god i can see it jesus 

i love and hate mimzy. she’s ehh

okay nevermind i do kinda get alastors jealousy

i cannot express how good a character lucifer is. he is the funniest part of this show so far by a LOOOONG shot 

pentious does not know what a siege is apparently. honestly fitting 

mimzy served zero purpose dawg i hope this was just an intro and she comes back at some point 

baby charlie ❤️ 

meaning-wise more than anything is the best song we’ve gotten thus far. through the episode i didnt rlly understand lucifer i just thought he was funny but now i get it! and i love it 

this episode was okay. alastor and mimzy take up way too much screen time for barely anything to happen but lucifer was an awesome character and i love him a lot . unfortunately he can’t save this episode though 6/10

episode 5

this yuri tastes like chicken salad but not the good kind 

i despise cherri 

praying that pentious has a role in this one 

white man jumpscare THATS SUPPOSED RO HE SAINY BETER

the seraphims look sick as hell

emmy and charlie have more chemistry than charlie and vaggie im losing it 

why do the angels look exactly like the demons 

saint peter is .Stupid?????

ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JOY

charlie should be in heaven. she doesn’t deserve being in hell

vaggie backstory! hooray this is actually sick as hell 

how did charlie not know that vaggie was a fallen angel if she saw her in uniform ?? wouldn’t she recognize that “hey that’s the outfit angels wear” 

adam is a bitch and i love him so much 

karen joke (awful)

websters dictionary joke (not as awful)

adam struggling to think of words so he writes them down,,,,god i love him so much i know he’s a bad guy and a bad person and a bad. he’s just bad all around but i don’t care i love him so dearly he’s my favorite character i think 

niffty is better in this episode 

WATERBOARDINH 😭😭

emily i love 

“fuck yes!!!” oug or character 

i want pentious to get into heaven. please 

angel being a good father 

the delivery of “hey……….i see the club has a sex room…………” is fucking hilarious and i laughed out loud 

i have laughed more at this episode than i have the entire series pentious is so funny 

valentino. gross

angel standing up to valentino is really nice 

why doesn’t emily have a nose 

why are we having a deep song with emily as soon as we meet her???? i mean it’s technically not her song or sera’s but like. we JUST met them it doesn’t rlly make sense for them to have this big number 

yeah it’s really bothering me that emily has this big number. we barely know these people and they’re treating it like we’ve known her forever WHO IS THIS GIRL

if hell is forever then heaven must be a lie 💥💥

I CANT THID RUCKING FACE 

i hate this episode a lot more the writing is worse 

okay. the writing is noticeably worse than the rest of the series in this episode the pacing is completely fucked. at least we get some adam content and vaggie lore but vaggie isn’t rlly a character i enjoy. however the humor is peak in this episode and pentious really carries it with his running bit. he can’t save much of the episode sadly. 4.5/10 

episode 7

the more i watch the intro i really don’t like it . it’s so boring 

pentious petting keykey 

i dont like alastor  bad character bad character whenever he’s on screen i want to kick something 

cannibal town ‼️‼️

awwwwwi love rosie. she’s like mimzy but better and more likeable 

i wanna make a cannibal oc. if i were in this version of hell i would wanna be a cannibal. this whole area makes me happy 

rosie didn’t swear ONCE in her opening scene im so proud of the writers 

i really like carmilla’s design and her stupid nsr hands 

if helluva boss is in the same universe as this one then why don’t they go through extermination ??? or is that like. an au

rosie is so cute i love her so much. 

susan is such an underwhelming name that’s so funny 

this episode is much better 

i know that this show doesn’t have the best writing but it’s honestly just a fun watch

out for love is the best number we’ve had so far 

carmilla walks around in steel ballet shoes all the time i gotta respect the woman 

rosie’s first swear came 2/3rds into the episode. new record 

i relate to charlie 

I LOVE ROSIE.SO MUCH uuhg$hd,s

charlie’s song is really nice 

the cannibals are the best part of the show. easily 

SHE GOT SUSAN 🔥🔥

vaggie getting her wings back . i love 

this is easily the best episode so far. both musical numbers were great and vaggie and charlie being apart and their stories being intercut only for them to come together at the end was amazing. cannibal town is absolutely amazing and perfect and there was a noticeably less amount of swearing. 9/10, praying that  the finale is this good too 

episode 8 (finale)

is this technically just a part 2 to episode 7 

PENTIOUS DRESSED LIKE A GENERAL.AW

i love vox he’s so goofy . i wish he appeared more 

charlie’s message is really nice i love her a lot but it was kinda ruined by niffty

cherri makes everything worse 

angel dust’s development is nice 

pentious being forced into a hetero love with cherri,,,blehh this is the most aroace guy ive ever seen 

mini more than anything reprise with charlie and vaggie is really sweet . 

ADAM 💥💥💥SICK ASS NEW OUTFIT BRO 

adam is still the best character in this show. “chill lute fuck” i adore alex brightman 

the battle outfits are cool 

alastor finally doing something helpful 

gyat DAMN adam. awooga 

vox’s stupid dance 

alastor saying nuh uh to the person trying to murder him is funny

i don’t want to kin adam but i Do. i Do he’s Awesome

while it interrupts the action vox watching and cheering as alastor nearly dies is super funny 

okay Actually dies then

i am enjoying this so much 

SIR PENTIOUS CLUTCH 💥💥

adam is the best character in the whole fuckinh show him oneshotting pentious is hilarious . i know he goes to heaven and doesn’t rlly die i think 

what happened to the angels fighting with reckless abandon??vaggie is getting her shit rocked

GET FUCKED LUTE

ewww adam is a white guy.ew put the mask back on 

lucifer and adam interaction this is just peak

why aren’t the angels going after the rest of hell once they realize that they’re screwed 

adam without the mask is fugly

HE .HE DIES ??WHAY YHE FUCK

the hotel:(

“the ultimate sacrifice” i love pentious a lot but HE DIDNT DO SHIT BRO 😭

i choose to believe that lilith divorced lucifer because lucifer was a gay man and she was a lesbian

why is cherri a main character now i dony. ew

alastor is alive ! boo

bro thinks he’s jack skeleton 

husk being mad when he sees that alastor is alive is funny 

WHAT THE FUCK 

VOX GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HIM

sir pentious gets into heaven :) thaht makes me happy 

season finale! this was a phenomenal episode to end of a good series, though ill be real i don’t know if having a second season is a good idea. most if not all of the conflicts are resolved among the main cast. ending it off with pentious getting into heaven is amazing though. episode is a 9/10 it was funny and engaging and really fun all around.

overall score for the series is a 7.5/10 i really enjoyed it 

[noahspaperairplane]

welcome to the pinned post. heck yeah

ABOUT ME:

my name's noah. i'm the world's most awkward flip. i'm pretty awesome i think. i post.

mainly will post about tdi (gen 1) and cookie run but i like other things too. we don't talk about the warrior cats fixation. coping with my gifted kid burnout. autism extraordinaire.

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[devilskniife]

been watching pokemon challenge vids again btw and i hate how a majority of the shiny challenge ones are like "i'm going use only shiny pokemon!" and immediately are like "i hate shiny hunting though so i'm using rng manipulation/speedup/cute charm glitch/manually changed the odds to be better/what the fuck ever" BOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 just do a dream team or badge quest like the rest of us "i don't like how long it takes" you are weak and you are BORING

[astrowaffles]

1, 6, 7, 20, 25 for the violence ask game 💪💪

Omg hi grungee 😳😳 I didn't restrict myself to just hq for this because I love all the characters and struggle to get properly violent about them. Please forgive me 🙏🙏

1. The character everyone gets wrong

Oikawa. I cannot stress this enough, OIKAWA!!!! you're all wrong about him and even I am incapable of truly doing him justice.

Also, now we're on the subject, Noya and Tanaka. You're all so horrifically wrong about my beautiful boys 😗

6. Which ship fans are the most annoying?

yuki x tohru (from fruits basket). Like yeah ship who you want idc but also, stop being irritating about people who ship the canon ships?? Y'all just hate to see a platonic boy-girl relationship. I don't see why Yuki CAN'T view tohru as a mother figure, and why y'all can't accept that Yuki was forcing himself to flirt because he felt that's what he *should* do?? Also it's machi (and kakeru) erasure. BOOOOOOO-

7. What character did you begin to hate because of how the fandom acts about them?

I nearly got peer pressured into hating su-won (from yotd) once. That was a scary time, but I'm over it now 😊

Also it's hard for me to like chuuya (bsd) when noone will shut the fuck up about him. Like I care less and less the more y'all rave about how cool he is

20. Part of canon you found tedious or boring

Noone else is gonna say it so I'll say it. The last arc of the TGCF show? With the pit and the ghosts n stuff? Didn't give a flying flamingo. Hua Cheng was the only light in my darkness of that million-episode arc fr

25. Common fandom complaint you're sick of hearing

If I hear anyone complain about the ball boy arc being embarrassing I will throw hands. Yes it's embarrassing but also that's the point, hinata was throwing it all in the ring so he could get stronger. If all you can say is "he was embarrassing 😢" then you're the weakest link 💖

Thank you the violence opportunity 🤭🤭

[sweetarethediscords]

"Fool Me Once" - Part 1

Pairing: Kacchako, Bakugou Katsuki/Uraraka Ochako

CW: Cheating, Underage Drinking

~~~~~~~

“What was that about?” Ochako chirped beside him, poking his shoulder.

Katsuki swatted her hand away. “What was what?”

“Don’t forget our study session later,” she mimicked Melissa’s voice, exaggerating the flirtiness. 

“What’d I tell ya about blaring that shitty pop music too loud?” Katsuki said, flicking the tip of her ear in retaliation. “We have a study session later.”

“Well unless you’re helping our TA study, I find that hard to believe,” she countered. “You’d rather give yourself a root canal than ask to be tutored. And the way she said it.” Ochako smiled impishly at him. “You’re swapping spit with Melissa, aren’t you?”

“Swapping spit? What are you? Five?” 

“You’re avoiding the question,” she teased. “Is the Great Bakugou Break Up Drought finally over? Are your golden fields finally wet with—”

Katsuki clamped his hand over her mouth, his ears burning. He glanced around the quad, checking to make sure none of the other students had heard her.

“I ain’t in a drought!” he hissed.

Ochako liked the palm of his hand. Katsuki yanked it away in disgust.

“You and Camie broke up end of last year,” she stated with an attitude. “We’re halfway through second semester and I know for a fact you haven’t held a hand let alone gotten laid in that entire time.” 

“One,” Katsuki stuck his finger in her face and pointed to his palm.“Don’t fucking lick this. It could give you heart problems.”

She blew a raspberry his way. 

“And two, for all you know I’ve been getting laid every night. I don’t tell you everything, Cheeks.” 

Her impish smile turned into a smug smirk as she pulled out her phone. It only took a few seconds of scrolling before she held up her phone, raising its volume loud enough that the entire campus could hear his sad, drunken ramblings. 

“Fuck Cheeks. I’m gonna end up like fucking Endeavor, ain’t I? Pimp out my quirk just to get fucking laid.” The undeniable squeak of his dorm mattress rang out as his past drunken self collapsed onto it. “Jerking it is so boring now! I—”

Katsuki lunged for her phone. 

Ochako pivoted out of the way, her evasion skills second nature at this point. She mercifully paused the voice message, but her smugness only grew.

“You were saying?”

Katsuki groaned. “Just be cool about it, alright?” A blush burned his ears as a cluster of girls giggled as they walked past him. “We ain’t that far into this thing.” 

“A thing?” She lit up. “It’s a thing?”

“Barely a thing,” he clarified. “A little flirting here and there, some mild dirty talk, but nothing confirmed or physical yet.”

Her smile fell. “Booooooo!”

“The hell are you booing me for?!” 

“How long have you been doing this ‘barely a thing’ thing?” she asked, flexing her fingers in air quotes.

“Two weeks now?” he replied, trying to seem nonchalant and unsure when he knew it had been precisely twelve days of them seriously flirting.

“Two weeks?!” Ochako balked. “You should have at least touched a boob by now! Deku and I have already—”

Katsuki covered his ears. “Ugh. Please spare me the details about you and the nerd’s sex life.” 

“Why?” she mocked. “You always do your best work when competing against him. Doesn’t the fact that your rival is getting his fields tended to make you want to try harder to bed our blonde brainiac?”

“Not when I know it’s you doing the watering!” he snapped.

Ochako threw her arms up. “You were very supportive of me and Iida’s escapades last semester!”

Katsuki rolled his eyes. “Tch. That was different.”

“Why?” she huffed, crossing her arms tightly across her chest like a little brat..

Katsuki snickered, the best time to mess with her was when she was bratty.

He leaned down close enough that his breath just brushed across her ear and whispered, “Because the thought of being between the two of you was hot.” 

Ochako flushed so red the telltale pink spots of her cheeks vanished. She shoved him and Katsuki felt his weight vanish as her quirk activated accidentally.

“And the thought of Deku and I isn’t?!” she squawked behind her hands as she tried in vain to hide her flush.

He folded his arms across his chest and leaned into the float. 

“Nope. Seen that nerd all snot-nosed and splotchy too many times to find him sexy.” He scowled. “It’s like picturing a sibling at this point.”

Ochako sputtered. “W-well— He is sexy.”

Katsuki nodded doubtfully. “Uh huh.” 

“You should see the shirtless selfies he sends me.”

“I see him shirtless enough in the locker room.” He turned over in the air, well used to the effects of her quirk after Aizawa assigned them as quirk development partners their second year. “Now as much as I love an impromptu training sesh can you put me the fuck down? I don’t think Cementoss is gonna be down for me floating above the entire class during our quiz.”

Ochako uncovered her face and watched him rise higher and higher with a pouty scowl, her blush still burning brilliant crimson. “Only if you promise me you’ll make out with Melissa today.” 

“Oi!” he barked, a blush quickly overtaking him at the thought. “I ain’t trying to rush this shit!”

“Yeah, but you're falling behind instead, slowpoke,” she huffed. “If you don’t seal the deal soon she’s gonna move on!”

Katsuki chewed the inside of his cheek, hating how her words echoed his more anxious thoughts. 

“How about this week?” he offered. “I can maybe make this week happen.”

Ochako rolled her eyes and giggled as she gradually released her quirk. “Fine. This week. Luckily you’ll have Halloween to help.”

“Halloween?” he scoffed, “What’s Halloween got to do with it?”

“The party on Friday? Kaminari and Hanta said that kids with the booze quirk just learned how to make tequila. People love kissing on tequila.”

Katsuki sneered as his feet touched the ground. 

“So she’s gotta be drunk in order for me to have a fucking shot at kissing her?”

“No. You gotta be drunk in order to get out of your head long enough to make a move.”

“Tch. Whatever.” Katsuki turned on his heels and stomped towards Cementoss’ classroom. 

Ochako ran to catch up with him and slipped her arms beneath his.

“Awwww don’t be like that. It’s sweet that you’re so nervous!”

Katsuki sneered, keeping his gaze focused on the encroaching classroom door.

“I ain’t nervous. I’m being respectful.” 

“I ain’t one of those hit it and quit it fuckbois.” He tried to shrug his arm out of her grip. But Ochako only squeezed his arm tighter, nuzzling her cheek up against it.

“I know. I know. That’s what makes you such a catch. Bad boy exterior with a gooey cinnamon roll center.” 

He groaned. “You’re two seconds away from getting a face full of nitroglycerin, Cheeks.”

She gasped dramatically. “You wouldn’t do that, to your adorable wingman, would you?”

Katsuki looked down at her against his best interest, finding a pair of honey brown puppy dog eyes shimmering up at him. If he didn’t know her quirk was zero gravity, he would have sworn it was heartbeat manipulation.

How many times had those eyes had him looking up cardiologists? 

His sneer lessened into a pout. “Careful with that wingman shit. You’re gonna give Kirishima a complex.”

She giggled and shrugged. “Guess he’s gotta get good then. You helped him land Mina, how’s he helping you out with Melissa?” 

“By staying far as fuck away, thank god.” Katsuki rolled his eyes.

Ochako looked away from him, and lit up with a different glow of excitement. The smile that grew on her face as she let go of his arm could eclipse the sun in brightness.

“Deku!” 

Izuku pulled his attention away from whatever intense conversation he and Icy Hot were having and smiled back at her. Not nearly as bright, more caught off guard and stupidly nervous.

What the fuck did he have to be nervous about? He had Cheeks in the fucking bag. 

Anyone else but then ceased to exist as Ochako ran to his side. The two of them falling into that little bubble of nervous flirty chatter that made it intolerable for anyone to stand too close.

They headed into the room together, leaving Shoto and Katsuki to meet in the hall. 

“The fuck you making that face for?” Katsuki asked. Shoto wasn’t the most expressive bastard, but he knew him well enough by now to tell when something was up.

Especially when he was making that “something is wrong with my soba” face when there was no soba to be found. 

Shoto stared at him blankly for a moment, studying his face.

“I just remembered we have a quiz today,” he answered.

It was an obvious lie, but class was starting soon and Katsuki could give a shit less.

“Well don’t fucking look at my sheet,” he grumbled and stomped off. 

🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍

Were hands an erogenous zone?

They had to fucking be. The half chub in Katsuki’s pants threatening to go full mast every time Melissa grabbed his hands to take another measurement was proof.

They were so fucking sweaty too, but apparently that was a good thing. 

Melissa massaged his palm drawing out more beads of nitroglycerin. “May from Pokémon?” she laughed. “That tracks.”

“What do you mean?”

She ran her finger tip over the length of his palm, gathering a bit if his sweat before rubbing it between two fingers. 

“She’s cute and bubbly on the outside but tough and determined one the inside.” She pulled her fingers apart slightly and studied how the goo glistened in the light. “A girl like that is totally your type.”

“Huh,” he uttered, hoping to set himself up for a clever comeback. 

“Huh, what?”

“Cute and bubbly on the outside, tough and determined on the inside.” He gave her his most charming smirk. “I think I know a girl like that.”

Melissa blushed and started scribbling something down on her notepad, a small smile creeping up her face. 

God she was cute when she was bashful.

“So who was your big childhood crush?” he asked. “It wasn’t All Might, was it?”

She grimaced down at her notepad. “Ew. Gross. No. Uncle Might looks like a rabbit on steroids.”

“I don’t know, maybe you have a furry thing,” he goaded. 

That got her to look at him again.

“I do not!” she squealed.

“Then who was your childhood crush?” he pressed.

She huffed and rolled her eyes, frustratingly returning to her note taking. “Milo.”

“Milo?”

“From Atlantis: The Lost Empire. It’s a Disney movie.” 

“I know it,” he said. The nerdy linguist with an unfortunate middle part coming to mind immediately. “So you’re into scrawny guys, huh?”

She scoffed. “It’s not about his looks. It’s about his mind.”

“So you like them brainy, not brawny.” Katsuki crossed his arms over his chest making sure to flex his biceps a bit. “I don’t know if I can start skipping the gym. Takes a lot of upper body strength to fire off my explosions.”

Melissa leered over the top of her glasses at his arms. “No. Brawny’s good.”

“You sure?” He scratched his chin drawing her attention to his pecs straining against the buttons of his shirt.

“Y-yes but—” she swallowed. “If there’s no brains, what’s the point? I want a partner I can talk to, not just look at.”

“Good thing I’m top of my class then.” He stretched, giving her one last look. 

He pointed down to her notepad. “You try to see how the viscosity impacts the force of my detonations?”

Melissa blinked rapidly, clearing her mind of his muscles to focus back on her paper. “Yes, how did you—”

“Brains and brawn, Specs.” He winked, flushing her face yet again. 

“Ya know,” he drawled, looking over her, delighting in how flustered she was. “You’d make a good Kida.”

She giggled nervously, a little more snorty and sputtering than her usual laugh. “W-what?! No. I—”

“Wouldn’t look good in a white wig and a skimpy blue outfit?” 

He clicked his tongue and shook his head. “I’d have to disagree. Throw a little bit of that blue face she put on and—” he whistled lowly…

… inadvertently summoning a wild Pikachu.

“What’s going on over here, Kacchan?” Denki cooed, swinging an arm around his neck— 

“Don’t ya know ya gotta be quiet in the library? I’m trying to study over here!”

Katsuki knocked his arm off of him. “Buzz off, Dunceface.”

“You’re not giving him the answers to Power Loader’s homework are ya, Mel?” Denki asked. 

“No. Bakugou’s got to earn his grade just like the rest of you,” Melissa replied, quickly slipping into her TA role. “But he has kindly volunteered to help me with my apprenticeship project.”

“For extra credit?” Denki asked. “Why didn’t you ask, Mel?— 

—I’d let you experiment on me for free. No extra credit required.” He clicked his tongue and winked.

As murderous as Katsuki was growing, he was pleased to see Melissa barely bat an eye at Denki’s shit flirting.

“Well, I will be in a way,” she said. 

Denki leaned forward, stroking his chin like the perfect caricature of a fuckboi. “You will, huh?”

“Yes. Once my universal quirk enhancement tech has moved past the initial prototyping phase, I’ll be working with you all to rig your costumes for closed course testing.” 

“You sure you wanna do that?” he teased. “My quirk’s already… enhanced.”

Melissa barked a laugh. “Not really. You’re completely useless on the battlefield once you hit your max wattage. Which is bad during a fight and for your body.—” 

“—But if you had a piece of tech that could help reroute the excess charge from your attacks, it could keep you in fighting condition and improve the long term quality of your lifespan.”

Denki stared at her with the same dull-eyed gaze he wore during math class. 

Melissa sighed. “Next time you do a big zap, you can keep on zapping.”

The hamster in his head, finally got back on his wheel. “Oh!” Denki said. “Sick!”

“Yeah but she can’t help you keep zapping if you keep bothering her,” Katsuki grumbled. “So—“ 

Katsuki glared daggers at him, willing his quirk to shoot explosions out of his eyes rather than his hands for once.

Denki’s limited sense of self preservation finally kicked in as he blanched and backed away.

“So I’ll catch you at Lats and Lads tonight?” 

“Yup,” he replied, popping the ‘p’. “See you at the gym.”

“Give me a call if you need a less grumpy lab-rat, Mel,” Denki said, shooting her finger guns. “You know I can’t resist a damsel in distress.”

“I’m aware,” she replied, waving him off. “That’s how you failed 3 exams.” 

Denki disappeared into the book stacks, taking the nice flirty atmosphere Katsuki worked so hard to build along with him as Melissa pulled out her graphing calculator and started drafting formulas.

“So, you about the viscosity and denotation correlation—” 

Katsuki sat back in his chair, settling in for what he knew was going to be another long discussion about physics and theory rather than flirting and fooling around in the chemistry section.

Maybe Ochako was right, maybe they both needed booze to finally make a move. 

Halloween couldn’t come fast enough.

Next Part ->

[illmetkismet]

wowowow finished the second season of shadow and bone and i'm soooooo mad about the weird fucking ableist nosedive inej and kaz's relationship took. this show spent so much time establishing how much they care for each other, and when kaz finally manages to bring himself to tell inej that he wants her to stay with him she's like, 'ok but if you can't fuck me because you are riddled with trauma then i don't want you tho???' true love. super cool.

and like i get it, sex and physical touch are a huge part of relationships and intimacy, but i am begging on my hands and knees to please handle this delicate subject with some modicum of care and respect if you're gonna depict it. within the span of like 2 minutes of screen time inej tears into kaz for something that's so painful and humiliating and isolating to him. nothing like someone you love and trust turning around and telling you that actually you can fuck off if you won't magically will away your trauma/disability for their sake.

HOWEVER i know in my heart of hearts that inej wouldn't do this. it's just bad, lazy writing. actually, when kaz says, 'stay with me, i want you,' inej would not do what they had her do on the show. i absolutely know she'd be like, 'awesome, sweet, hell yeah!' and would sew them both full coverage leather gimp suits or whatever. they'd kiss through plastic wrap 'pushing daisies' style. hell if she really was actually like, 'i need sex tho,' i know they'd work out some kind of arrangement where she brings hot ppl home and kaz watches them fuck and they both get off on that.

and i definitely know that the devout and devoted inej we come to know throughout the show would never be such a cruel motherfucker as to CARESS KAZ'S GLOVED HAND and then look him dead in the eye and ask, 'and how will you have me?' followed by gut punch after gut punch about all the ways in which his PAIN AND SUFFERING impedes on her ability to fuck him raw.

the show was so weak for taking an easy, boring, and fucked up way out of a situation that could have been such an empowering and refreshing take on disability and intimacy. and they went to such length to be like, 'kaz is disabled but that doesn't stop him from being a badass!' cool. cool cool cool. but wait actually he's not allowed to work through his trauma -- sorry! 'armour'! cause he's choosing to put on his crippling disgust with bodily contact! yeah that's how it works! -- on his own terms and actually booooooo forever alone time for kaz cause he can't fuck!!!! ugh. blech. yuuuuuuck i hate it.

[ahaura]

yellowjackets s2e3 lb

THAT'S A GREAT OPENING SHOT I LOVE ME A SKELETON HAND!

omg a glimpse into coach ben's life pre-crash <3

the juxtaposition between the soup and the cannibalism happening outside the cabin... fun

"what kind of asshole puts cumin in clam chowder' comedy time <3

WAIT SO THEY DONT REALIZE WHAT THEY DID... THE FOREST PUT THEM IN A TRANCE/HAZE?

oh it's just tai? poor tai

"taissa! we ate her" i love this show <3

no wonder taissa is in the state she's in in present time like the others seem to recall the ritualistic cannibalism but she completely blocked it out she's dealing with it like she deals with everything else which is shutting down but then having it shoved in her face like that... she succumbed to the forest like the others but she's dragging her feet and kicking the whole way...

"tai... you ate her face" LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i love how there is something seriously wrong w everyone in this show its so good <3

"at least if you bury her out there it will look like she died with the rest of them" FIRST OF all way to single yourself up for next on the buffet table coach! secondly though... 1) i am pretty sure they would be able to tell that she was eaten, whether by humans or animals i dont know but i think they can tell that even in the 90s and 2) i think given the extreme circumstances and the fact that jackie wasnt like, murdered, it's not something that would be like. held against them? like as a crime i mean. socially of course cannibalism is one of the most taboo of taboos but like. theyre starving in the woods after every possible attempt to escape gone wrong. their friend died of semi-natural causes (stubbornness and the forest's influence, one or the other or both?). so.

lottie helping her cult members w their stuff while suffocating her true self under layers of bullshit while nat hangs out outside scowling... love it

THE ANTLER'S ABOVE LOTTIE'S DOORSTEP... LET'S FUCKING GO I LOVE SOME GOOD IMAGERY

"emotions run high" says the cult member maintaining eye contact while cutting off a chicken's head, to natalie who survived 15 excruciating months trapped in the wilderness and embroiled in cultlike and fairytale-eque dynamics while contending with cannibalism. hilarious. i think it'd be funny if nat PRETENDED to stab her again for a laff

OH SIMONE :( my question is... how much more will taissa go on before the acknowledges it? opens up? peels back the layers and years and releases her control and gives into the fear and unknown and the dark calling her name? the man with no eyes who trails after her? her own ghost? and what will it cost her? and what will it do to her once she's done it? or will she never do it? so many questions <3

(i dont want these answers now btw im just enjoying the ride)

SHE SUBCONSCIOUSLY DREW THE SYMBOL ON HER WIFE'S HAND...

IS IT WEIRDO BESTIE TEAMUP TIME? LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO

i want them to be partners in crime so bad like committed bestie crime team SO bad i NEED it

"you never know when you might need to leave the country sans passport" LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WALTER LET'S GO

i completely forgot about shauna and jeff i wont lie

"i think the stuff is for bisexuals and goths" BISEXUALS MENTION!

SHAUNA SAID YOURE NO FUN TO JEFF LET'S GOOOOOO

"i could've gone strawberry i almost did" this is so fdjksfjdkfshdahdsjf

we all get boring in adulthood i guess even girlies who partake in ritualistic cannibalism of their best friend/current husband's high school girlfriend while stranded in the remote wilderness. ah well.

SHAUNA TOOK A CAR THIEF OUT AND THEN JEFF INTERRUPTED HER BOOOOOOO JEFF BOOOOOOOOO

SHAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SCREECHING

bees? beehives? "the first thing a new queen does is sting other queens to death" fun <3 eye see it <3

"otherwise they starve. we all do" LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"it's what she would have wanted. maybe not for the rest of us, but for you. for the baby" [HIGH PITCHED SCREECHING]

LOTTIE KNOWS ITS A BOY?

the girls all being excited for a baby shower <3 a shred of something to cling to <3 cant wait for the forest to fuck it up <3

"HIT HIM. HIT HIM RIGHT NOW" MISTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [snickering]

IM SAJFKJKFSDJFKJFKSF THEYRE SO FUCKING FUNNY <3

"i'd do anything to see [her nephew] again, you'know?" like cannibalism? :)

"that's not the first time ive eaten a person" HUH??????

THE TWIN THING? FJDKFJSFKJAKFJDKSJSDK

coach is mclosing it huh.

"they need me" "and i dont?" FHAFJKHKSDJKDASJDKASJKJ I LAUGHED IM SORRY

"but i do get to decide to be with someone who's ready to live this life with me. all of it" :( im. ok. im :( im. yeah.

this show is crazy because it's a comedy meanwhile it throws very serious situations and implications your way. funnily enough the cannibalism is not the most serious aspect of the show. to me at least. like thinking about how things were just 20-30 years ago etc etc :/ and what it means for both ben and paul :/ yeah i got it

nat telling jackie's eaten corpse that she's lucky <3 once again <3 comedy <3

"way to make everyone jealous one last time" NATALIEEEEEEEE

A MOOSE!

MY MOM TOLD ME ABOUT MOOSE! SHE SAID THAT MOOSE CAN AND WILL KILL PEOPLE ESPECIALLY MAMA MOOSE AND IF YOU END UP STARING DOWN A MOOSE BACK AWAY SLOWLY AND PICK ANOTHER PATH! IF A MOOSE STOPS YOU IN TRAFFIC YOU WAIT FOR THE MOOSE - moose trivia provided by my mother who says alaskan moose are the BIGGEST and DANGEROUS moose <3

(i like that trivia sorry)

WHERE DID THE MOOSE GO

WALTER AND MISTY THE DREAM TEAAAAAAAAAAM

TAISAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HAPPENING LETS FUCKING GO

"only when she lets me" "who is she?" "taissa" "then who are you?" [silence]

IM SCREECHING I THINK THAt they could have held that a few seconds long for effect bec thats SOOOOOOOOO crreepy and cool like its either taissa's subconscious/the suprressed taissa OR it's something trying to get her to open her eyes and herself I LOVE IT ITS SO FUCKING COOL

kevin in the backwards hat tho. sorry. but he. sorry. OSRRY.

"you have terrible intel" your daughter SNITCHED and you're making you and shauna look WORSE it's so funny

"people are so sweaty when you kill them" LET'S GO SHAUNA LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

that was fucking AWESOME that was LEGENDARY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

THE SHAUNA UNDERNEATH THE GIRL WE GLIMPSED WHEN SHE KILLED ADAM SHAUNA FROM THE WOODS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

coach hallucinating.... :(

i wont lie i love crystal and misty so much :')

OH MY GOD HER REFLECTION

SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

"oh she's not my mother" THEY'RE MEANT TO BE BESTIES LET THEM BE BESTIES IN CRIME LET THEM COMMIT CRIMES TOGETHER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT CHAOS AND FUN

"maybe i'm just a bored moriarty looking for his sherlock"

[CHOKING SOUNDS]

[SPUTTERING]

[SCREECHING]

technnically wouldn't SHE be moriarty because she commits crimes and stuff? oh well <3 its still fun <3

unless theyre BOTH moriarty? idk i cant remember jackshit about those characters anymore

let's go angry girls let's goooooo

HURT NATALIE BACK?

nosebleed leads to mass bird death...?

the forest is coming for lottie i think... i wonder if she isnt working in tandem off of it but proffiting off it it? or using it without delving down into the True Meat of it? and it killed her bees for it? idk idk idk but rip the bees

il veut de sang = he wants blood btw

(i looked it up)

so she HAS been denying it? or running from it? or??????

IT WAS A VISION? NICE!

fun episode all around<3

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

for the 'why wouldn't date them'

charles, hawkeye, trapper

and i think you might be into twin peaks? if so, dale cooper and donna hayward

whichever ones you want to do :)

Ahhhhhh omg thank you for all of these I want to do them ALL but let's go backwards.

Donna Hayward

Ok so the thing is I AM into Twin Peaks but it's been a while since I've seen it and I tried to watch The Return but I was too stupit to understand much less enjoy it :( sowwy. So I would be dating my own flawed incomplete interpretation of a person, really. Typical Twin Peaks. 

Anyways I love Donna! I think we have similar personalities and stuff. In all brutal honesty I think if I were in her situation with a friend like Laura I’d have done similar things. Also yeah maybe her actions did lead a man to suicide but that was NOT her fault. I think the only three things that would prevent an attempt at a relationship here are 

1) The obvious. Her taste in men = atrocious. In all the rest of these hypotheticals where the character is already canonically in a relationship or has feelings for another character I’m just like yeah the more the merrier but if Donna insists on inviting her insufferable ass boyfriend into the mix I could NOT fucking do it I’m sorry. 

2) This girl is not ready for a relationship yet after All That god damn. But then again neither am I so maybe that balances out. We would need to spend some time as support group buddies just hugging and crying a lot before even considering a date. 

3) It is unlikely we would ever interact as I am never setting foot in that town ever in my life are you kidding me. Donna is super pretty in both her incarnations but I’m sorry I don’t think any pussy pops severely enough for me to risk going to fucking doorknob hell or some shit.

Dale Cooper

Ignore everything I said in that last paragraph. I change my mind. I forgot my beautiful autism creature husband is here. I would risk it all for a date with Dale Cooper and so would all who know and perceive the truth. AND he’s got two hot girlfriends with him at least one of whom is ALSO an autism creature??? Sign me the FUCK up for this polycule IMMEDIATELY. “Oh but OP what about the horrors” I don’t even fucking care it’s fine. Dale can have little an evil doppelganger. As a treat.

Still there are some problems:

1) Dale is an FBI agent and Harry is a cop. Booooooo!!!! But maybe if Annie and Caroline and I unionize we can force them to quit their jobs. 

2) Unclear if I would be forced to join the Black Lodge Horror Vision Rotation along with Annie and Caroline. Boring and time consuming task and unlike Laura you don’t even get to do a Big Scream.

3) I personally actually don’t like pie or coffee at all :( I’m sorry babygirl I understand if this is a deal breaker. 

Trapper McIntyre 

You know that “golden retriever boyfriend” joke? Trapper is like THE golden retriever boyfriend to me. Which I mean as an absolute compliment! Golden retrievers are friendly, helpful, adorable, lovable dogs. I am always up to pet a golden retriever.

But the thing is, I would never get one myself. They’re just a bit too big, bit too much energy, bit too messy, and anyways I prefer cats. No hate, no judgment, just a series of tiny preferences. Not into jocks, not into casual no-strings-attached type relationships, not super into kids, you know how it is. Boring and petty answer but I just feel like this adorable happy-go-lucky goldie deserves the PERFECT forever home and obviously he’s one of the most popular of all the dogs at the Mashblr shelter so I know he’ll get adopted super fast. So I can turn my attention to the miserable ass overbred old cat in the corner <3

Hawkeye Pierce

Oh, Hawkeye. I just don’t think so. Idk what’s wrong with me but I have to work to see Hawkeye as like. A dateable entity in my mind. He’s our little scrunkly! It’d be weird to date a scrunkly. BUT maybe I’ve just been overexposed to him purely by dint of being in the fandom he’s the main character of, because objectively I DO find Mr. Alda’s portrayal of him in certain scenes to be Attractive (TM), and seeing clips of his charisma and charm and humor and all that good handsome stuff is literally what got me to check out the show in the first place! Man. What happened. Hmm. 

I think one issue is that scenes where he’s explicitly trying to be Romantic and/or Seductive have just never done it for me. Like comparing Hawkeye’s lovey scenes with Kyung Soon to Charles’ with Martine, there’s no contest in how they make me feel. To me, Hawkeye is honestly at his most appealing when he’s radiating Friend Energy, which is why his casual relationships actually work really well IMO; you feel like he’s truly a great pal to the nurses he hooks up with. This is also, I think, one of Piercintyre’s great strengths as a ship, because Hawkeye and Trapper both have amazing Friend Energy and then their natural compatibility makes that bleed seamlessly into sweet romantic vibes. And to be clear I would LOVE to be in a Friends To Lovers relationship too but unfortunately I am cringely obsessed with loveydovey romance in a way I’m not sure Hawkeye is even capable of. Plus there’s also just the fact that I’m a shy waiting til marriage person and I suck at banter and yeah it’s just not working. In conclusion neither Hawkeye nor Trapper should date me they should date each other!! But we knew that :P

THAT CUNT

There are 10000000 reasons not to date Charles. But I will be doing it anyways ^_^ Peace and love on planet earth <3

Anyways I’m not bringing up his Problematicness as a reason here because I didn’t bring it up for anyone else and nobody noticed, so why should it be any different with him. Like no obviously I would not date this dumbfuck racist but I also would not date a guy who thinks it’s a funny prank to make a woman think she’s being sexually assaulted. I also for that matter would not date a guy who works with the dumbfuck racist and is like aw, ya know what, he’s not that bad really :) the second they have a chance to have a bonding moment. I guess I have decided to be a buzzkill about that forever now btw sorry :( oh well 

But ok no real talk I would Not date Charles unless one very specific condition is met, which is that I have whatever magic stardust they sprinkled on his single-episode love interests before they put them in the story that made him be utterly besotted with them, because more than any other character on the show, it seems, the difference between Regular Charles and Charles In Love is so hysterically huge??? Like fuck. My dudes. We’ve done it. We found the one villain who actually does do a complete 180 and starts trying to act right as soon as a girl takes pity on him enough to look at him twice. (Disclaimer: I haven’t seen Ain’t Love Grand yet I’m sorryyyyyyyy) He’s so ~romantic~ and it’s like catnip to me unfortunately. :\ The total opposite of what I said about Hawkeye up there. Offers a girl his stupid little teacup and recites poetry at her. Unbelievable. Did anyone ever think about the fact that maybe I would like to be offered a teacup and recited poetry at. No. You all only think about yourselves.  

Like even though objectively the way he nukes his relationship with Martine was hurtful to both of them, he’s so Tender the whole time it’s insane. She turned him into her pauvre petit miaou miaou overnight. I want that power so fucking bad I NEED that power so fucking bad. Say it with me everyone. I Could Fix Him. (”But OP Martine and Donna DIDN’T fix him he still left them both and never mentioned them again?” Yes but don’t worry they were just loosening the lid on his jar a little bit. I’ll get him open you’ll see. He’s gonna be soooo well trained when I’m done I’ll make him apologize to Maxwell and everything. He won’t even need the shock collar after a few weeks.)

But yeah if I have to like, try to appeal to him on my own it’s not fucking happening. I have no desire to hear the equivalent of a DOS deepfake hologram that has become evil due to being trained on text scraped from youtube comments tell me I’m ugly and stupid, which is exactly what would happen. Up til now I’ve sidestepped the issue that I do not think any of these people would give me the time of day (except Maxwell who would take pity on me probably because he is sososo Good) but I cannot ignore how much Charles just would Not like me. I don’t know how the selfshipper community does it they’re braver than any fucking US marine over there fr. Charles would look at me like I was a gross little bug on the ground and I can’t escape it. Oh well. Who needs him. Where’s your sister you dipshit I’m about to GET IT

[star-girl69]

Organic chemistry is the worst kinda chemistry but you are very smart so I don't doubt that you will fly through it. We are so cute fr fr🤭🤭🤭🤭

Please 😭😭😭😭😭not your friend trying to fight me. My apologies to her as well 😭😭😭I take it backkkk. I play piano and electric and acoustic guitar. I used to play the drums and the bass but I got bored sooo I let them go.

Idk but the nosebleed wasss instense. I got home after practice and I collapsed and took a biggggg nap then I woke up and had and still have a throbbing headache. Stairs are my enemy fr fr. 😭😭😭😭I promise I am a good chef(I can cook for you🤭) I just get distracted so easily its not even funny. You're not dumb, my toaster is dumb😭😭😭.

🤭🤭🤭🤭I'm gonna skip over were you call me baby cause my reaction to that was borderline psychotic and embarrassing 😭😭😭

DEER PATTIES????? I didn't know they were a thing. Don't spiral😭😭😭please I need you here. Loooove algebraaaaa. Good luck❤️❤️❤️

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(cause who doesn't love an intellectual girl??? 🤭🤭🤭🤭Check your dm's gorgeous I think the people are getting tired of us😭😭😭❤️)

AHHHH I HOPE SOOO ☹️☹️☹️

HAHA it was so funny she was so personally offended and then she started trying to fight the air i was like “girl… no…” but we just get wild in second period tg

OOOOHHHH ELECTRIC GUITAR THAT SOUNDS FANCY (idk anything about music or instruments btw!!)

WHY ARE YOU LIKE DYING FROM BLOOD LOSS HELLO DRINK SOME WATER OR SMTH??? IDK 😭

ok i’ll take your word on the good chef thing (i would like that 🤭) exactly!!!! appliances are just so dumb fr i’m perfect

HAHAHA BUT NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL 🤭🤭

I KNOW!!!!!! like why can’t you label those at the least 💔

BOOOOOOO ALGEBRA SUCKS TOMATO TOMATO

(OMG?????? HELP OK LET ME GO LOOK 🤭🤭 IM SO SCARED RN) (no they were fed UPPPP w us)

[ultramantr1gger]

1 7 15

1.emr i dont actually remember how exactly. 1 day i was just like i should watch kamen rider. i watched a few episodes of the first one and gave up for a bit then i googled which one to start with and it told me kamen rider den-o so i watched it and the rest is history

7. venjix power rangers rpm......his underlings and shit too those guys were funny

15. ULTRAMAN TIGA BOOOOOOO👎👎👎👎👎👎👎well its not particularly bad i just find it boring and extremely overrated. everyones like this show is so good it saved the entire ultraman franchise. maybe its true saved the franchise but its really not that interesting

[venusdear]

dongwoon didnt announce the exact day, he only said it was in september. today is the 9th of 30 days, so that's a 30% chance he already got married XD

UR HEADLINE I CANT-

saaaame ugh reading and writing >>>>>

it's day 290 without to1 cb and getherland is dying. one member, chan, turned out to be racist/problematic so we all hate him now. he dropped a new song and i listened to it out of curiosity. it was HORRIBLE. at least junhyung (who was the rapper of highlight) doesnt SCREAM the lyrics to all his songs. stan yong junhyung for a happy life <3

also yes, suit gikwang is beautiful. ive got several more pics from then AS WELL AS THESE PICS FROM 6 YEARS AGO. BUT IDC HE LOOKED BEAUTIFULLLLL. heres one pic:

just this one motherfucking picture and i was freaking out so much. im gonna cry so much. he could rob my (hypothetical) store and i wouldnt even notice and when i did id be like thank u so much now do u want to endorse my store in order to boost sales.

i have like one draft of the story, the characters, and BARELY ANY PLOT LMFAO. the main character debuts in a group but tf happens after that?

i'll either dm you the drafts along with some highlight pics and vids and song recs (songs from hl and other groups) or ill post them on my gikwangsleftnostril side blog. ill probably do a couple more gikwang photo dumps as well

i have like 10x more pics of gikwang on my phone than i do of the other 3 members and junhyung. i have a fkin pROBLEM OMG-

AWEEE DONGWOON #MARRIED i wonder if he'll be like those husbands who say #marriedlife #thankfultomywife #newlywed

READING AND WRITING IS SO FUN LIKE UHWEDWEI how do you NOT fall in love with reading 😭😭 and ppl are always like "it's soooooo boring" i still don't get that

BOOOOO WE HATE RACISTS HERE BOOOOOOO GET HIM GET HIM ofc he has the most horrible song to mankind LIKE HIS PERSONALITY BOOOOOOOOOO

omg i've missed talking to you emmie 😭😭 i have been coping with school 😻 school is so fun (i'm lying through my teeth and i have been sick for a whole week and had the worst two weeks of my life)

pov: emmie letting gikwang steal from her store (me watching it all happen)

OOOO I'M EXCITED NOWWWW

WEHIUWHEUED me with my biases!!!

[twstedstoryshop]

hii! congrats on 700 followers shopkeep! can i request college au with sebek, cater, and floyd? i'd like to see them interact with a grad student reader who's the teacher's assistant pls.

Let me actually get back to doing my job around here in this shop instead of gossiping about octopus and eel families... Also, ey! First time for Cater to show in the shop finally! -Shopekeep

College AU With Sebek, Cater, Floyd, and A Grad Student Reader

Sebek was a man who really took his studies seriously. Maybe a bit too seriously as he gives his 100% during lessons and gets prickly when other college students get noisy during class time.

But you can tell that he’s a really smart guy and works hard by always asking in-depth questions and how meticulously he takes notes.

He often raises his hand and asks politely for assistance whenever you are available. You look over his shoulder and in typical Sebek manner, is very clear on what he has problems with.

Sebek always has issues with more subjective matters like art interpretation or maybe figuring out the deeper meaning behind an author’s choice of writing something. So he may end up having to visit you during your available hours for extra help.

It’s almost cute seeing this serious guy furrowing his brow and with a slight frown on his lips as he tries to dissect a passage on why this protagonist in a book is so hung up on his lover.

“Why is he spending so much time overthinking about his lover when he can just confront them about what happened between them…?” “It’s supposed to really show the heartbreak in him, Sebek. The author is creating a moment for us readers to sympathize with him.” “I don’t get it. I don’t feel pity for him, he just looks like a fool.”

You end up spending a lot of time with him, helping him understand concepts that might have flown over his head. It’s surprising to see how innocent this man is if he’s so oblivious to this kind of subject matter.

There may be a time where as a grad student, you get rather busy and can’t attend your usual tutor sessions with Sebek. He understands though it won’t stop the creeping disappointment he feels that your time together gets cut short. Something he finds very foreign and annoying to deal with. He really wants to see you again…

It gets to the point where he actually reaches out to ask if you guys can spend time outside of tutoring. Be actual friends rather than TA and student. You agree and you guys end up getting a quick coffee together. “I think… I’m starting to understand that one protagonist from the book we read last unit…” “Oh really? What made it click for you?”

You watch as he shrugs, uncertain. But the way that his cheeks and the tips of his ears go pink as he nervously sips from his coffee, it makes your heart skip just a little~

Cater is absolutely the kind of man to treat a TA casually like a friend if they happen to be in the same age group. Which can get a bit grating on the nerves when you’re just trying to do your job and this guy is leaning over, trying to have fun during a boring class.

“Hey, hey, Teach, you use any social media? We should totally follow each other!” “I’m not giving you my social stuff, Cater. C’mon, get back to work.” “Booooooo!” Pouts and eventually relents to get back to his classwork.

Cute image in my mind but you’re keeping an eye on everyone as they take a quiz. Cater just happens to peek up and lock eyes with you. He smiles and twiddles his fingers at you before looking back down. You raise a brow, but the gesture was kind of cute. But you’d never tell him that.

Another cute image. You’re walking up to the college and casually he slides on up next to you. “Heya, Teach!” And you see that he’s cruising along on his skateboard. It’s a funny sight, seeing you walk along as he rolls along, matching your pace. Tries to strike up conversation until you both make your way to the building.

While you are in the middle of class, sometimes you catch glimpses of Cater trying to secretly scroll through his phone in the middle of lecture. Sometimes you have to quietly come over and gently poke his shoulder to get him to pay attention.

He gives you a sheepish look and you cough quietly. He is thankful though that you’d secretly get him to pay attention without ratting him to the prof.

There was a time though that you managed to catch him outside of his usually peppy, cheerful self. It was an overcast day, a light drizzle, folks tried to stay indoors afraid that a downpour would come soon. You were wandering near the music area and heard the gentle strumming of a guitar.

You peek into one of the nearby empty classrooms and see a lone Cater, playing a soft, gentle tone that teeters between somber yet sweet. His expression was distant, a smile far from his lips, and was lost in the music. It was such a jarring new side to Cater that you didn’t realize you were gawking at him from an open door.

He peers up, surprised that you’re here, and immediately straightens up. “Oh Teach!” You can see how quickly he puts on his cheeriness and playfully winks at you. “Didn’t know you were a peeping tom, hehe!”

You instinctively roll your eyes and stride in to sit next to him. “I didn’t know you played. That was a really nice song.” “What? That ol’ tune? Nah, it’s nothing to write home about. I could play you something different! More upbeat and cool!” “Mmm, but I really did like that one song. You already looked cool, Cater.”

Cater just stares at you with widened eyes and he can’t stop a slightly shaky but actual genuine smile reaching his lips. “Damn, Teach. Aren’t you a bold one…” You give him a smirk. “About time I got you back for your teasing during class time anyway.”

Oh dear god this guy would be a nightmare to deal with between you and your professor. Half the time he doesn’t show up for class and when he does, he can be quite the disruptor, not answering questions if he doesn’t feel like it or he just straight up packs all his things and leaves in the middle of lecture.

You’ve tried to stop him every now and again, but he always gives you an annoyed look and says, “Oi, Teach, I’m leavin’. This class is boring me and I really don’t want some shrimp gettin’ in my way…”

You almost wanted to scold him for such rude words, but when he looked at you with such contempt, you probably thought it best to not talk back. You even scooted back away from him, not liking his expression. But your reaction gives him a kick, shifting his scowl into a laugh.

“Haha! I didn’t think you’d crawl back like an actual shrimp! Shrimpy Teach~” Sticks his tongue out playfully and he’s off cheerily as if he didn’t threaten you in front of a crowd.

The professor and other students warn you to stay clear of Floyd Leech due to his sudden mood shifts and the rumors circulating around him and his brother. Something about being rather violent and being involved in shady things. Yet their words don’t deter you. You are stubborn in keeping your pride as a TA, dammit! You’re not going to be pushed around by some student!

The next time he decides to show up for class, you make sure to be very clear he’s not allowed to leave class any time and he’s going to have to stay after a class to do make-up work for the stuff he didn’t do!

Everyone is expecting your blood to spill in that classroom right then and there, but Floyd laughs with an amused look in his eye. “Ooooh, Shrimpy Teach has guts! Sure, sure, I’ll stick around after class to play with ya!” The entire class is shocked.

Maybe not the response you were hoping for but hey it’s something! Floyd actually sticks around and decides to stay with you after class… But he absolutely does everything else that isn’t work. He decides this is the perfect time to toy with his Shrimpy Teach and ask all sorts of things about you.

You end up getting caught up in his pace, going from schoolwork to now suddenly being asked about what you do for fun or what’s your favorite foods. It looks more like friends shooting the breeze than a tutor session.

By the end of it, Floyd has altogether dropped “Teach” and refers to you simply as “Shrimpy”. You’re his new buddy now, whether you like it or not! But don’t worry your efforts were not in vain as now he’s showing up to classes more based on the sole fact that you’re gonna be there to entertain him.

Though frankly, you shouldn’t have worried over his grades in the first place as despite his lack of participation, his big projects and tests are stellar with perfect marks… But did Floyd tell you that? Nope.