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the customer is always STUPID AS HELL!!!!!!!

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the way my brother is a carbon copy of my mom and if he sits in the sun for 1h by the time he comes back inside he's already looking slightly toasted

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when you see a calendar do you flip to your birth month to make sure your associated image slaps or are you some sort of freak

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matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

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forgot le pattine and burnt my finger in the stupidest way

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sipping my coffee on the balcony soaking up allllllll the sun 🥰

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helena diaz there's a special circle in hell just for you

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She deserves all the pets

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i love when i can smell my perfume on myself like damn girl you smell delicious

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my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

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there's a nonzero chance my brain will power off around 3pm 🫡

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so when you said attending the company dinner wasn't mandatory you lied got it

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

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