#delivered just that and he couldn't be happier

[club--no1r]

She was hopeless as if she knew nothing about her pussy or how to keep her happy at all. She just wandered around the city looking for her traitorous pussy, where or who might have gotten hold of her this time and collared her. Every time she thought she had finally got closer to where she might have been held captive but instead it was just a random dude with some random pussy at his mercy. She cried and wallowed around moping someone would take pity on her and might lead her to her slave of a pussy. But no man in his right mind would let go of such an amazing pussy. Due to God's grace one day, something or someone called to her inside a suspicious dark building. She being determined, wasn't going to be scared away, went straight in to find her pussy. She searched every corner of the building until she finally found her. But her pussy was smarter and demanded that she be crowned as her Queen. But she wouldn't listen and commanded that she is supposed to be in charge of her and not otherwise. Meanwhile her pussy's captors watching all this decided to plot a plan to trap her inside her pussy's cage as well. Her pussy fueled with power slowly took complete control over her blinding her of anything that might be going around her and collaring her instead as her slave. Her pussy soon discovered how she had been giving all her pleasure to her boobs in her absence, soon got jealous and laid out a perfect plan to enslave her boobs as well and be the one and only Queen and so it gave rise to a mutiny. She was perplexed and helpless, discovering how she was never in charge but merely a servant of her boobs and pussy. Each wanted more power over the other, until God who was guiding her this whole time stepped in, decided to take her on a journey and showed her all her past, present mistakes and even the ones she would make in future that had all led to the dilemma she was in right now. But neither her, her pussy or boobs had the brains to come to a solution, so God decided to deliver her to a man that would take over her and make her forget about everything at once and each one of them readily surrendered themselves to this man and gave all their reins to him to do as he wished and obey all his orders blindly from now on. Everyone being happier to find the other completely forgot about who this man was or what he would possibly do with them now. But each one of them was so weak, helplessly hornier than the other that they couldn't care less what could happen next. So, he being the greediest of them all invited a surprise contestant in, her asshole and crowned her as the Queen and himself, their King. Now, she had become completely useless, for later, she realised that he was truly a very powerful King and she couldn't do anything in front of him and quickly came to accept her place as one of his slaves in his court ready to dance around for him and do as she wished. King being his mighty self knew she would never be able to rise enough to please him well but she wouldn't stop begging and always cried to be played with. So, he would stuff some of his favourite toys in her holes and made his whole court watch as she worthlessly humped anything he gave to her. Knowing that all those people were watching her and that such a powerful King who was now his boss was watching her, would make her cum within seconds. But King could notice her getting closer and would make her stop, denying her of any orgasms, whatsoever. For she would later realise that he was a very cruel King who never let his subjects cum especially not in his court and so she joined all the other slaves he had been keeping under his basement, awaiting to be given a chance to be played with again.

You have never played a game like this! Only for adults.

[huachengslastbraincell]

[lunavrse]

WHAT YOU HEARD pt 2

LANDO NORRIS

summary ★ : streets are saying yn finally broke up with her loser boyfriend and guess who couldn't be happier? if you guessed lando, you'd be wrong, it's actually her (but lando's a really close second).

category ★ : smau.

notes ★ : as always times and dates are irrelevant and spelling mistakes are intentional. longer than the last part but worse 🫶. and when i use those harry styles and taylor russell pictures again, mind your business🤫 poll at the end!!!

pt 1

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yn_ln back to your regularly scheduled content of my face 🤗 did a fun little shoot with with a friend

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user ugh face cardddd

user it's giving retro realness

user ur face card rlly is sum serious

visavni this was sm fun!

yn_ln thank u for always delivering

user always something amazing when y'all collab

user 1st slide is giving scream for some reason

user real "please don't kill me Mr Ghostface, I want to be in the sequel" vibes

user serving 70s editorial

user Already added to my Pinterest board 💞

user gagged, died, dead

user And I eat it up everytime.

landonorris real

user ofc instagram user landonorris on a yn_ln post

user not even f1 driver💀

user seeing different concepts from you is my absolute fav thing ngl

landonorris you look leng.

user anyone else side eye at this comment?

user honestly? not really, i'm sure he's said worse things

user legs are legging...

user what does this even mean

user the girls that get it, get it💋

user gah dam why are you legs so long🤤

user she's so overrated

user now why are you manspreading 🤨 do you want people to sit in ur lap???

user me wondering if that seats taken

monaspencer you've done it again! it's giving everything it's supposed to give🔥

yn_ln tysm ml🫶🏾

landonorris so she gets a reply but not me🫤

yn_ln now what was i supposed to say?

landonorris thank you?

yn_ln you're welcome.

landonorris oh that's no- ykw, you're right, i should be grateful

user damn right

user if he's not like this i don't want him

user He really said when a bad bitch tells me to shut up, I do it.

user i just know that ezra is somewhere sick to his stomach

user personally, I'd never recover

zendaya your shoots are always so good

yn_ln tysm queen. means a lot coming from you<3

user girl you do damage to me🥴

user amazing shoot 😍

yourfriend7 slenderman proportions🤩

yn_ln and if i kill myself, what then?

yourfriend7 😘

yn_ln spawning in your room🔜

yourfriend7 not beating the allegations pookie

user 😭😭😭

user love seeing your face pop up when i open insta

user the only reason people care about you is bc of ezra

user you're joking...

user you're delusional just like ur fav

user and yet here you are, on her page

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motormouth Lando and Y/n spotted out and about via friends and fans. New wag or just friends hanging out? Let us know what you think!

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user tagging them is so messy.

user well it is a gossip page

user but still... the audacity

user man like lando norris yeah

user friends can't hang out?

user The way that one picture looks really romantic until you realise Mona's cropped out

user Ezra was right to dump her😒 She never deserved him and she's mid anyway. Never did and never will get the hype.

user stacy why aren't you watching your kids instead of commenting on things that don't concern you? user yeah stacy, why aren't you being a mom to your kids? user stacy is a man who, instead of paying attention to the kids he only gets to see certain times, is out here dick riding someone who doesn't know he exists. user damn, someone named a baby boy stacy? user Well, my mom wanted to be Stacy's Mom but only decided on having one kid, and unluckily for me, I was that kid user born in 2003, named stacy and has kidS (multiple!), yeah, no wonder he's on a gossip page instead of watching those kids.

user he really wasted no time

user i hope he knows he's probably a rebound

user the way y'all purposely hid the fact that mona was also there in the 3rd slide 😐

user this the type of timing i need to be on

user i just know that one twitter user is laughing rn

user she's just using him😕

user he's so weird for this, like she just recently got out of her relationship and now this??

user love the fact that they get to hang out more

user It's still too soon since her last relationship, so I'm thinking they're only friends.

user she probably broke up with ezra just to be with lando 🤢

user did she or Ezra tell you that? no? yeah, shut up

user and who would blame her? NO ONE

user mona erasure, i will not stand for this!

user the way he's looking at her😵

user fellas is it weird to hang out with your friends?

user only if your friends are the opposite sex, it seems

user they're probably laughing at this (if they even see it)

user i just know lando is giggling

user fr, like dating rumours with her?

user mans is kicking his feet

ezragallagher has uploaded to their story.

user: what you over here being messy for ???

user: bro move on!!!

user: i support you, toxic king🙌

user: ezra, baby, you can do better

sashabardot: really ezra? what the actual fuck is wrong with you

user: bros going through it

user: this is kinda pathetic don't you think?

user: someone's paying attention to their ex

user: babes this isn't your cf

user: don't you have work to focus on?

user: the way this would make me get back with you

user: ☕☕☕

user: this feels targeted

user if only i had half the confidence and audacity that you did🙂‍↔️

user: this is an... interesting song choice

user: see, me personally, i would never show my face on the internet but you do you💪

user: better as in you?

user: hope you guys get back together 🤞

user: God, I see how you've given some people the courage of lions😂

user: might as well have tagged her

user: just how i like my men... toxic and pettty 😍 *pretty but petty works just as well

user:

yn_ln has added to their story.

user: uhhhhh

user: is this what i think it is?

user: oh!

user: please tell me this is in response to ezra

user: beabadoobee mention!!!

user: I love this song.

user: the way fucking batman wouldn't be able to get this out of me

user: this is wild

user: stop being so cryptic! is this about ezra or not

monaspencer: messy asf😭

yn_ln: he started it, so idgaf also, it could've been worse

monaspencer: true, you could've posted to still your best

yn_ln: lmaooo, can you imagine💀💀

user: taste>>>

user: have you ever thought that maybe you were doing something wrong if he cheated on you?

user: oh no

yourfriend: do you ever wonder...

yn_ln: YOU'RE FUCKING SICK😭😭😭

user: You know what you're implying w this right?

user: publicizing the fact that you've been cheated on is insane

user: ezra fucking gallagher, count your days.

user: ok i alr know this is about ezra but who is the girl???

user: are you not embarrassed?

user: 🤨

user: ik you guys dated and everything but he wouldn't cheat🙄 you're just making up lies to slander him

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monaspencer spent some time with some of my favourite people... and lando

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user you and luka are so 🥺

lukacyr that's my baby!!!

monaspencer 🩷🩷🩷

user dare i say... couple's trip???

yn_ln hot girl alert!!!

monaspencer love youuu

user lando catching strays?

lukacyr so gorgeous, im so lucky🩵

monaspencer i love you pretty boy🩷

user wish i was that cat

landonorris and lando? damn i thought we were besties😔

lukacyr we all know she loves you

monaspencer 🤥

landonorris thanks luka, knew i could count on you for the truth❗

user wait, whose cat is that?

user love how they're all just living their best lives.

user oof uno w yn and luka? I just know there was lots of yelling

user them making up their own rules and frustrating those of us who play the game properly 😭

lukacyr sorry you guys are boring 😔

user ughhhh miss spencer you are looking teww damn foineee 🤤

user sprinted to this post when i got the notification

user mona + yn = the prettiest friends. ughhh, love them

user you and Luka make me feel so single and im in a relationship!!!

user that's -

user just smile and wave

user game night is back baby!!!

user adding the song to my playlist immediately

user slayyy

lilymhe can't wait for the next dinner!

monaspencer you and alex are hosting nexts babes

yn_ln i have a meeting that night

landonorris me too

lilymhe alex will be cooking

yn_ln i will be in attendance

lilymhe hey! i'm not that bad

lukacyr sureeee

alex_albon you are not talking, mr i once set fire to water

user how tf

user i love tht Luka buys her flowers whenever he can

user i have so many questions

user do you and Luka want a third?

user 🔥🔥🔥

user your nails in the first slide is everything to me

user not mona and yn having matching rings,,, i love them😭😭

user very on brand for them

user they all look so cool, I wish i was apart of their friend group

user real, they all look like so much fun

user TV girl>>>

user face beat is so FAB imo

user wait what's happening to me... 🧍‍♂️🚶‍♂️🧎‍♂️🐈🐾

user the dress from the last slide is EVERYTHING

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yn_ln 1st slide is me after thirdwheeling my (girl)friend and her boyfriend 😴 and the last slide is literally them, I'm sick😞

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user girlll

user this said so much and nothing at all

user how can someone be so cute and hot at the same time???

monaspencer ik you're not talking lol

user what does this meannn

lilymhe i would never treat you like that bbg

landonorris don't you have a boyfriend? matter of fact ﹫alex_albon come get your girl

lilymhe snitch😒

alex_albon lily???

maxfewtrell dinner was great, sending mine and p's thanks again

yn_ln tell her she needs to join us for game night next time and you're invited too ig

maxfewtrell im starting to think you like my girlfriend more than me

yn_ln i do!

maxfewtrell fairs, i like her more than you

user last slide unlocked a memory

lukacyr and proud of it

lukacyr you're just mad she likes me more

yn_ln thats so funny considering she's in my bed rn

landonorris should've been me

user I jus know Lando took that 5th photo

user and you know this how...

user idrk but you can always tell when he's the one taking her pictures bc something about it just makes her look.. especially stunning ya know? like you can tell someone who's in love w her took the pic

user you're actually so right

landonorris a whole slide of just me? yeahhh you want me so bad

user i aspire to be this type of delusional

yn_ln oh absolutely

landonorris so glad you're admitting it to the world😌

user i cannae tell if this is sarcasm or not

user it's ok, neither can lando

user in the words of one troye sivan, "face card, no cash, no credit"

user when he sang "look, look at you", he meant her

user and when he sang " baby, I'm first in place" he was singing about Lando

user swear i saw you guys at that restaurant but was too nervous to make sure

user i would have said hello ngl

user i didnt want to disturb and like i said, i was so nervous.

user have i mentioned that i love everything that is happening here, bc i do

user genuinely thought the 2nd slide was y'all eating sushi and was amazed that you got lando to eat it

user same! but i didn't even question it and just scrolled

user would honestly be flattered if i was compared to arnaz and breanna, they were such a cute couple

user true but i still can't get over the fact that her dad was called Flex lmao

user eye cant get over the shows theme song, like i still think it's good

user not to mention Breanna was in her fashion bag, girlie was serving LOOKS.

user Check out my profile for art of your favourite artist's favourite artist!

user omg that's crazy haha, i have 10 lambo's btw, like i am super rich and you'd never be tired around me bc i'd make sure you get 10 hours of sleep (2 extra hours bc you deserve it, must be exhausting being so gorgeous)

landonorris this person literally set fire to my house and is stealing from their job. please report them so i can have some peace of mind🙏🙏

user YOOO, this is NOT TRUE, NOBODY REPORT ME FSTHSNTH

user idk man, why would Lando lie :/

landonorris exactly, for what reason?

user ik this is a lie but imma do it anyway lmao

landonorris why would i lie?

user bffr.

user: i know we're all focused on yn's beauty(and rightfully so) but can we take a moment to appreciate that picture of lando???

user: like hello, he looks so hot

user 💖

user LIVING it up

landonorris: you ever see someone so beautiful you start barking violently? cause thats me rn

landonorris: got me acting unwise❗

yn_ln: please calm down you freak

landonorris: mmm call me a freak again😩

user: what the

user: he's so real for this

user: jesus h christ

user: think i've had enough of instagram today, peace out✌

landonorris has added to their story.

user: mona's miss steal your girl well not really your girl🤣

landonorris: blocked

user: i want someone to look at me like that

user the art in the background is so pretty

user: damn, you're never making it to relationship status

user: she's wearing orange... interesting...

user: art and art/two masterpieces in one photo

user: guess i need to ask Mona and Yn if they want a third instead

user: i'd say deserved 🤷

monaspencer: you're both such liars

user: waitt,, the fits are eatinggg

user: they literally look like they're in love

user: women *sighs dreamily*

yn_ln: damn, i look good wait when did you take this picture

landonorris: yeah you do. orange is really your colour, you should wear it more often

monaspencer has added to their story.

user: not them getting "this you"-d💀

user: they are never beating the dating allegations

user: exposed in a single photo

user: you're an absolute legend for this

user: this just in, yn ln is a LIAR!!

user: i don't know why you're friends with her🙄

yn_ln: you make my ass itch

monaspencer: funny, i was thinking the same thing about you

yn_ln: why do you do this to me?

monaspencer: suffer x

user: my otp!!!

user: ugh, what a eyesore(i'm violently jealous)

user: They look so good together, they should just date already smh.

user: now it definitely seems like y'all went on a couple's trip👀

landonorris: send me this🙏🏻

whatyouhe4rd has posted a new article, based on your likes, this may interest you. check it out?

landonorris has uploaded a story.

user replied to your story: you're jokinggg, this is a joke

user replied to your story: you didn't actually post this, im clearly just seeing things im just gonna pretend that it didn't happen since you deleted it

user replied to your story: When I tell you I burst out laughing seeing this, I'm not lying.

maxfewtrell replied to your Close Friends story : you did not delete the 1st one just to post it on your CF

landonorris: it was an accident?

maxfewtrell: an accident that's going to end up on hundred's of gossip sites

landonorris: rachel is going to kill me, isnt she?

maxfewtrell: seriously surprised she hasn't already

yn_ln replied to your Close Friends story : Rachel is going to kill you

landonorris: i just told max the same thing, we're soul mates fr

yn_ln: i'm being serious

landonorris: so am i but did it make you smile?

yn_ln: yes?

landonorris: then it was worth it and i'll die happy

yn_ln: you're so cheesy🙄

landonorris for you i will be mozzarella, parmesan, chedda, gouda, brie, cottage, feta, swiss, burrata, cream, etc.

user replied to your story: this is iconic, lando norris, my fav malewife

randomfriend replied to your Close Friends story : i think you've been on tiktok too much

charles_leclerc replied to your Close Friends story : your head must be a fascinating place to be in, how do you do it?

landonorris: my brother in christ and racing, you can not be talking

user replied to your story: you're so right and you should say it

user replied to your story: Sometimes we don't have to share what's on our mind with the world

user replied to your story: I'm fucking creasing

⤷ end note ‧ ★ : heyyyy, how y'all doing🧍... sorry for the wait, i really did have most of this done and in my drafts but then writer's block hit and i left it for a while. also, i kinda suck at making articles lmao. thank you to everyone who reads and/or interacts with my smaus, ily<3.

taggingᯓ★ : @firelily-mimi and @appl3-0rchard

[respectthepetty]

GMMTV 2025 - Hot Tops and One Bottom

GMMTV offered up ONE straight show, and even though I'm salty that I didn't get Midnight Museum 2 and despite the current state of the world, I have never been happier to be alive at this exact moment that I'm living in. GMMTV really cemented that it is Disney BL, and said FUCK THEM HETEROS!

As usual, I'm listing what shows I'm most excited to see from GMMTV's annual unveiling, but in order to be fair to the other shows, I will not consider one of the shows in the rankings because I am a Jaidee fan first, and a human second:

Dare You to Death

My boys are giving me ~Murder, Manipulate, Make-Out, and MAYHEM~ so I'm already seated, sat, and sitted. I've always thought Joong should play a character who was insincere and a bit crazy, and Dunk should lean into his haughtiness (emphasis on HOT), so even though all these other shows look great, they aren't JoongDunk trying to solve a murder while trying to not murder each other, and it would be unfair of me to hold that against everyone else. I was going to take whatever I was getting from them, but THIS?! Sorry, to everyone else, but y'all never stood a chance.

#1a - Memoir of Rati

Moment of honesty - Inn and Great are fine as fuck. They are already attractive to begin with, so to put them in a historical drama, of course, I'm going to eat it up. This is a serious piece about political and social tensions which I have no doubts they will carry into getting some awards for it. I was getting worried that these two weren't going to have another show together next year, but not only did GMMTV give them one of the meatier plots, the series also has Aou and Boom in it with an amazing story as well, so this was easily my top choice.

Or at least it was my top choice until . . .

#1b - Ticket to Heaven

Religious trauma aligned with Catholicism is my special brand of queer angst, so this series already has me all the way fucked up. Fourth is such a phenomenal actor and Gemini always acts his ass off, so I know they will have me in a fetal position every single episode clutching my rosary and praying for God's mercy since I'm already in my feelings about this. The heathens in the room better read up on some biblical references because if you thought I was doing too much over a cross necklace in Let Free the Curse of Taekwondo and the praying in The Warp Effect, I Saw You in My Dreams, and Marahuyo Project, block me now because that was only the tip of the religious iceberg.

#2 - Cat for Cash

Although I'm a vegetarian, I'm a Disney villain who strongly dislikes animals, yet even I was happy to see First getting advice from cats on how to make coffee and how to win over Khao. This is the FirstKhao romance we have been waiting for! It looks soft and sincere, and even though the plot involves hearing cats, First as the worst debt collector and Khao as a grieving sad boy are their most realistic characters they have ever played. The series also looks like it's going to make me cry, so thank goodness Satang showed up to make sure I would be emotional about every show GMMTV gives me next year.

#3 - That Summer

On the topic of Satang, I'm shocked that I clicked with this trailer. I was ready to write this off as a Hallmark series due to its plot about a prince with amnesia falling in love with a commoner until the trailer revealed that he doesn't have amnesia, and the commoner knows he is a prince. The trailer situated the problem will come from their class differences plus Mond is kissing a homie (in secret), and since I just asked for more series with sad wet boys on the beach, this show goes at the top for GMMTV delivering me something I didn't know I wanted but a show I definitely needed.

#4 - A Dog and a Plane

Tay and New got me by the throat in 2019 and 2024 with Dark Blue Kiss and Peaceful Property, and even when I wanted to be mad at Cherry Magic, I couldn't because these men always sell the hell out of a ship even when they shouldn't. I'm a Jaidee fan first, and a human second, but I'll throw on some polar bear and whale jammies any day to join the Polcas because Tay and New have not disappointed me once in their joint shows or individual shows. So here I am, super duper excited to see New play a GAY flight attendant (a stereotype I love to see) whose man is trying to screw Pun only for Tay to take the hush money yet still catch feelings AND FLIGHTS! Marc's there too, so it's time I was served openly gay men who are trying to join the mile-high club since it's been over a decade since I got Pedro Almodóvar's I'm So Excited.

#5 - My Romance Scammer

I support marriage equality, but I do not believe in the institution of marriage, so I'm thrilled that GMMTV decided to throw me some gay divorce the same year gay marriage was legalized! Next, I'm getting the odd ball couple of Ohm and Fluke with Fluke being a dummy who falls for the first man who is nice to him, only for Marc to think he has a great relationship with Junior, BUT IT'S ALL A SCAM! I will probably end up defending this show with my life because this is the romcom romcoN I deserve!

Side Quest - Tarot Card Series

The theme for this year's announcement was "Riding the Wave" but it should have been "Wheel of Fortune" because there were a lot of shows about destiny and changing the future, so I'm going to rank those in a quick sub-category:

1) My Magic Prophecy

This is the dynamic I want to see from Jimmy and Sea. Jimmy IS a doctor, so getting a clean-cut smarmy version of him will pair so well with muscular Sea being a jerk. I was going to make a quirky comment about how they can now see the future as a reference to Last Twilight, but I'm still salty about that show, so I'll just be happy for them and THIS show.

2) Head 2 Head

I'm excited for the Only Boo kids because I think they should've gotten the My Love Mix-Up remake since I think they do well with being complete opposites that make perfect sense being together. This is also how I found out that Surf from I Saw You in My Dream is now with GMMTV.

So although it was awkward to realize GMMTV had acquired another BL boy under my chismosa nose (am I slipping?), it's nice to see the company staying on brand as Disney BL in its attempt to capture all the Pokemon Avengers BL Boys.

3) Wu

Since I've been watching High School Frenemy through my dash, I know plenty of people will be ecstatic to see Nani and Sky play soulmates, again (because High School Fremeny is gay af!), but I'm showing up because I got the red bracelets of destiny tying the boys together!

The trailers this year were surprisingly lax on the colors, so I'm taking what I can get how I get it. Bring me the RED STRING OF FATE!

4) MU-TE-LUV

This is Club Sapan Fine with a different name so it's going to be campy and messy. But do I think GMMTV will handle fems well? No. Am I pressed about it? Also, no. Because I actually watch AND enjoy Club Sapan Fine, so if GMMTV wants to try its hand at wild wacky camp in an anthology-style series, I'm down to clown, at least for the queer episodes that is.

5) Melody of Secrets

This was originally going to be number three on my Tops List, but as the trailer continued, I got more confused. Then, Force's face blurred and it looked like he got snatched by a demon, so I got scared. Like real scared. I don't eff with los espookys, so I'll be watching this show with the lights on and my Care Bear squad to protect me.

Honorable Mentions

I watch ALL GMMTV queer shows (and even the ones that only I think are queer), so I'll still enjoy something about these shows, but they were just lacking that special razzle dazzle:

Burnout Syndrome

Director Nuchy. Gun in black lipstick. Gun being a sex worker. Off being an asshole. Thor. Poly(?). This should have been my Holy Grail, but I can't believe the show will give me a proper love conflict when OffGun are a branded pair. Also, Nuchy gave me ToddBlack, who I will NEVER be over, so even though I know she can and will give me *THE* toxic couple to root for above all other toxicitos, unless these two are about to drown each other in that bathtub and play Olympic-levels of mind games with each other, I'm reserving my excitement until it airs.

Me and Thee

A soap-opera loving mafioso. Pond in suits with slicked-back hair. Phuwin being beautiful. Santa looking delicious. Est back in his Naughty Babe assistant mode. Perth. COLORS! Just like Burnout Syndrome, on paper it looks like something I would devour, but a third of that trailer was Pond and Phuwin in a bathtub, and in my Michelle Visage voice, "stop relying on that body" even if that's the biggest reason I'll be showing up to watch.

Whale Store

Milk licked cat food off of Love's finger, and I fear this might be too lesbian for me. I don't kink shame, and I'm always down to eat a girl out go down, but cat food? Really, sis? On top of that, this felt like a JittiRain series with Love's character clearly hiding something that is going to hurt Milk's character, then the side couple was crying and making everything awkward. I support the lesbians. I support queer rights AND wrongs. I'll be repeating this even as I'm watching it.

Boys in Love

GMMTV was smart putting all the new kids in a show with Papang x Podd as the little older romance crumbs to keep us satisfied for the time being, but that's also why I'm being petty. If this is the stepping stone for Papang and Podd to be leads for GMMTV 2026, then I'll take what I can get, but I feel like Oliver Twist asking for more porridge, when I should already be getting a damn buffet!

Love You Teacher

This show almost had me in the first half. Sam's character was giving me everything. The premise was solid. Perth was an already gay man in a long-term relationship with his boyfriend. Things were going well even with the accident. Then, the show brought on the real plot --- seven-year-olds. Jesús Cristo. It was a lovely time up until then, and now, just like the cat food, I'm realizing new things about myself and my boundaries on a random Tuesday morning, and I don't like it.

Girl Rules

This is the female version of Only Friends saran wrapped in women's empowerment. No me gusta pero lo voy a ver because I support queer wrongs even when they are oh-so-very wrong.

The Love of Siam: The Musical

What. The. Fuck. But also, sign me up!

Dishonorable Mention - Only Friends 2: Dream On

I've reached new heights in my pettiness because this show is in Petty Prison before it even airs. My blog is a living record of how badly I wanted Minx Mix and Flirty Fluke in the first season of Only Friends. It was the only thing I could think about; then, I ended up hating the first season, so I counted my blessings that Minx Mix only showed up for two whole seconds and Flirty Fluke was nowhere in sight. And now this has happened. This is a lesson in "be careful what you wish for" because I have never been more upset that I finally got what I wanted. Unless the show gives Boston his cake and lets him eat it to, I'm not watching it. Not Minx Mix, Flirty Fluke, or Ohm's body could convince me to do this a second time.

[multific]

A Proof of Love

Jason x Reader

Summary: Jason just couldn't look away from you.

He watched in complete awe as you held your baby in your arms.

The little boy, born a couple weeks ago, had him worried.

He helped you deliver the child, and Jason would be lying if he said he wasn't extremely anxious.

He was also said to see how his son resembled him more than Jason hoped.

The young boy although wasn't as deformed as Jason himself, Jason still felt guilty.

But much like with your husband, the little boy didn't scare you at all.

Jason watched as you lifted him into your arms for the first time and you cried.

He misunderstood at first, preparing himself for the worst when you simply said: "My beautiful little boy."

And since that day, Jason never wanted to stop watching you with your son.

Every day, he knew he had to leave and look around the camp, but he found himself going back to the bunker earlier than usual.

Jason never felt happier.

To hear your giggles or the soft snores of your son.

This time, he found you with the baby lying on your chest as you sat in the chair.

Your hand running up and down his little back as he slept soundly.

You smiled at Jason when you saw him enter the room.

"He tired himself out. He was crying. I think he was missing you." Jason walked over, he knew he had to do something, he just wasn't sure what.

You stood up and handed him the baby.

Jason sat down into his chair as now he had the baby.

"I love seeing him with you." you said as you watched the two with a smile. "I can tell he loves you very much, you are really good to him."

Jason wanted to say something, tell you that he was amazed every time he saw your son with you. He wanted to say how much he adored the way you sang to him. He wanted, but he couldn't.

And yet somehow, you understood.

"I think, since he is a combination of the two of us, and we love each other so much, he got it from us. He got our love for each other and so, he loves us just as much. Does it make sense?"

Jason nodded.

It did.

It did make sense.

The little boy was a proof of your love, and he loved you two just as much as you love each other, if not more.

Jason held out his other hand to you and you understood immediately.

You went over to him and sat in his lap, his free arm wrapped around you as he now held you both.

You laid your head on his chest, your let out a sigh as you felt quite sleepy now. It also didn't help how Jason was running his hand up and down your back.

You moved your arm around his neck and placed a kiss on his mask.

"I love you very much, Jason."

He knew.

He wanted to say it back, he desperately wanted to.

"L-love." he ended up saying and you smiled.

You understood.

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[sweet-as-an-angel]

So um...saw that giant!könig post...

How would he react to the reader being pregnant? Like, as they're preggo, how he would accommodate them and prepare them for the birth? If it'd be a cesarean, what would he do? I'm just feral over the idea, and I'd love to see more if you want!

Please and thank you, ignore if you desire!

Hello there, my Sweet, and thank you for writing in !

Warnings: Size Kink, Implied Baby Trapping, Mentions of Pregnancy, Mentions of Childbirth, Mentions of Pain, Mentions of Blood, Fem! Reader.

He'd honestly react with shock - like he hasn't been trapping you in a jar and creating contraptions beyond mortal comprehension for this express purpose.

Nevertheless, he's overjoyed and, initially, floored by the news.

Best believe he's got the squad (the two people he knows) on speed-dial and is 100% divulging every detail of your newfound pregnancy to them.

Bragging 24/7 about how he got a human pregnant, how Ghost and Horangi have never even touched a human, how-

Oh, they hung up.

As for the accommodations he'd make, he'd search for the best doctor around (preferably a human one, though you'll have to convince him that you want one simply because you think they'll have a higher chance of delivering the baby safely compared to a Giant doctor and not because you want their help to try and escape him). And, once he finds one, he'll be counting down the days until your due date.

If you run even a day late, he'll begin to fret - starts mourning the family he hasn't even obtained yet.

Yes, you will need to calm him down. No, it shouldn't be your job, but you aren't exactly in a position to argue with a Giant who is busy holding back tears at the prospect of losing you and your baby.

He's absolutely useless during childbirth, btw. CanNOT stand even the thought of blood, never mind the prospect of it coming from you.

He'll likely spend most of the labour period almost fainting. He nearly keeled over when your tiny grip around his finger (which he let you hold for physical support) tightened during a particularly harsh contraction. Many a tear and a whimper were held back that day.

It's all worth it in the end, though.

König couldn't be happier with the result: a happy, healthy baby and a wife he can raise it with.

Even if you aren't here of your own free will, the fact that you're here at all is what keeps König sane.

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[oneforthemunny]

🦇🍯🧺 (i lava u babe)

mafia!eddie, fluff, domesticity based. (lava you too)

"There?" Eddie grunted, a ringed hand wrapped around the edge of the portrait, muscles screaming at the lift of the ridiculously heavy painting.

"Can you go a little bit higher?" You hummed, lips twisted in thought.

"Are you fuckin' kidding me-"

"-Shut up." Eddie snapped, cutting off Gareth's disdained mutterings. "Just lift and quit being such a pussy, Emerson."

"There?" Eddie's tone was strained more, clipping with a touch of irritation he tried to mask.

"That's perfect." You beamed making Eddie's heart soar at the sight.

"Mark it, Jeff. Hurry." Gareth grunted. "Before I drop this fucking thing."

Jeff snickered, leaning over on his ladder, marking the spot on the wall in pencil. "There, I got it. You can put it down."

Gareth nearly dropped the painting, stomping away with a muttering about needing a break. Eddie snarled, chest heaving a little as he wiped his brow.

"I'll go grab the nails and stuff." Jeff mumbled, stepping down from the ladder. "Go check on the drama queen too."

"Yeah, do that." Eddie rolled his eyes, walking towards you. "We'll get it hung up, baby. Then I'm thinkin' we'll put the credenza in front, right? The short one we ordered from Trento. Max said it just came into the warehouse, so I'll have them deliver it. I'll have some actual guys help so Gareth will quit his bitchin'."

You grinned, arms wrapped around Eddie's waist, the soft cotton of his tee was a nice change from the usual designer shirts he wore. "Are you sure you're okay with this?" You looked up at him carefully, brows furrowing gently. "I don't want to ruin the aesthetic you have going on here."

You looked at the portrait, a Victorian Era piece you'd found while on vacation and fell in love with. Filled with flowers, bright petals and pastels. Eddie went back and bought it, had it shipped cross country to surprise you.

"C'mon," Eddie shook his head with a small scoffing eye roll. "You like it, so I like it. It's your house too, now. Not ruining it with stuff you like, just making it better, ya know?"

Your heart swelled, pulling him in for a sweet, surprising kiss. It was true, parts of you had slowly made their way into the home. Bursts of color, a feminine touch that was lacking, that made it feel more like you. Eddie couldn't have been more proud, couldn't have been happier. It's why he lifted that ridiculously heavy portrait, put up with Gareth's bitching while they did it; because you wanted it, and he'd always do what you wanted.

[shadowthesim237]

⋆.˚little star feels like you fell right on my head𖥔˚

matt loved your little family with all his heart and soul. he was so grateful for every second he got to spend with you and your little twins. they were the most beautiful girls he's ever seen, being so proud that they got your pretty chocolate eyes and exceptional smile, and now you were expecting a son to be here at any moment after 9 long months of pregnancy.

until the day finally came and you felt your water break, you rushed to the hospital quickly with matt never leaving your hand, trying to comfort you as much as possible.

a couple hours later and your baby boy was already delivered to the world, the second you held him in your embrace all the exhaustion and pain from labour started to wash away and oh it was so worth it.

matt then took the little boy in his arms, holding him carefully like he's a sensitive flower, scanning his features and noticing how his tiny nose looks like his sisters and how his soft hair is as dark as yours, it felt like he was in heaven carrying a little angel, all his surroundings seemed to disappear and he thought that nothing ever will make him feel happier. well that's what he thought up until a new flood of dopamine coursed through his body.

the baby tried to slowly open his eyes, flickering them and trying to adjust to the hospital's room lighting. while matt was trying to hold back tears at the sight unfolding in front of him, the baby's eyes were as blue as the sky, just like his. he never considered that one of his kids might take his eyes, he couldn't help but let a teardrop roll down his cheek to express his joy and elation.

he was truly the happiest man alive!

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a/n: I'M BACK!!♡ ,sorry i can't post much cuz of school promise I'm working on the pirate!matt au ;-;

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[abbysimsfun]

Sims In Bloom: Generation 2 Pt. 126 (Building a Treehouse in Isle of Volpe Park)

cw: someone freezes to death because they went swimming and I couldn't forgot to stop it, and then it glitched.

Conrad and Ash arrived in Henford-on-Bagley on the first day of spring. Still snowy as usual on the coast, temperate Henford was expecting clear skies for most of the weekend.

They were lucky the forecast didn't call for rain, as they'd planned this building project so far in advance. But the weather was perfect to camp out while building River's community treehouse in Isle of Volpe Park!

They met River and Michael in the national park with their tent, joined by Everett Pancakes and his sons, Greyson and Jett, as well as Greyson and Jett's cousin, Jaden Scott.

Jaden Scott, Greyson Pancakes, Jett Pancakes (Heather's biological son as a surrogate!), Ash Landgraab & Michael Nesbitt.

Jaden's dad, Jamar, was Henford's best doctor (he delivered Ash while still a resident!), and though he was on call and couldn't join them in building, Jaden was happy to spend the weekend camping with his cousins. "My aunt Ayesha is almost done school and she plays her music too loud," complained Jaden. "I can't wait until she moves to San Myshuno after university."

Everett glanced at River's hard hat. "Should we all have one of those?"

River shook his head. "We shouldn't need them at all. I just thought I should wear one as the project manager."

Conrad laughed. "You look a little ridiculous."

"You're not even wearing shoes, bro."

(I only realized this halfway through building the treehouse. I also made River wear his work uniform because it's great. 😂)

Despite his concerns over headwear, Everett was called into work to deal with a leaky pipe under the old church, leaving his sons with River, Conrad, and their friends while the adults hammered nails and measured planks to build the treehouse.

The boys watched from the ground, a safe distance away from heavy tools, directing River and Conrad on proper placement of the wood for their enjoyment.

"Make sure the benches aren't too high inside the clubhouse, and make sure the ladder won't shake when we climb up," said Ash. The little genius was itching to pick up a drill to do it himself, but Conrad and his uncle wouldn't let him near the power tools.

Their teamwork led to them building the treehouse in no time - long before Everett returned from fixing the issue with the ancient pipes. But they still had a whole weekend of camping together, so they added decorations and upgrades, like lights and a slide - everything but a fireman's pole to slide down.

"Mayor Varner thinks too many kids will try to climb up the pole and it'll be a safety hazard," said River. "He's probably not wrong, to be fair, but he wouldn't approve that feature when I showed him the plans."

Conrad worked hard on the upgrades, mostly on his own, while River grilled food for the boys as the sun set. Conrad still hadn't figured out a way to talk to Ash about Ben and his dog, so focusing on the upgrades was a welcome distraction. He planned to talk to him about it before the end of the weekend, but as ever, he was happier not to think about it.

They enjoyed camp stew as the boys chatted and played chess, before biological half-brothers Ash and Jett climbed up the new community treehouse to play pirates together.

The crew wasn't too worried about showers, but the only bathrooms were a trek across the river, and the dads escorted the boys past Lord Volpe's castle ruins to the public toilets after dark.

River and Conrad both had to go themselves, so after the town priest's usual late-night swim, they left Everett at the campsite near the treehouse while they both took Everett's son Jett to the bathrooms.

They'd almost made it to the small footbridge at the base of the ruins when they heard an ominous sound.

Turning around, Conrad spotted a familiar friend, but Grim wasn't there to chat. A woman, frozen stiff near the riverbank, was his for the taking.

Jett gasped. "What's happening?"

"I think that's Elsa Bjerg-Watson," River said, though it was hard to tell under all the ice that encased their blue skin.

"That's our friend Jada's mom!" said Jett with a sullen frown. "She bakes the best cupcakes for school bake sales."

Conrad wanted to plead on behalf of this woman with a young daughter, but something was wrong. Grim was impenetrable. His hollow faced looked right through them as a small crowd of parkgoers started to gather.

Some kind of force (glitch and/or lag) seemed to stand in his way, and Conrad couldn't save her. ->

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NOTE: I blamed Mayor Varner, but really the pole was the only upgrade I couldn't finish in two sim days of Conrad basically exhausting himself to the bone because oops, he was the only sim with high enough handiness skill to do any of the upgrades at all. I didn't know! I've never built a treehouse before because they're so big. I didn't even need the upgrades because they're not necessary for Ash's child aspiration (the reason for this arc because a treehouse wouldn't fit on their home lot), I just wanted them.

NOTE 2: I temporarily turned Isle of Volpe National Park into a residential lot (just to keep all 8 sims under my control and prevent anyone from randomly going home). Set up tents for sleeping, tucked away a shower, but still (regrettably), relied on the public toilets too far away, which distracted me when Elsa needed someone to run up and ask to see her winter clothes before she froze to death.

This is probably also my fault because I let Everett go for a late-night swim and he almost froze (but I caught it). I love swimming in natural bodies of water in The Sims, but maybe it autonomously drew her into the River Bagley for a swim, too. Then Grim was lagging to the point I gave up waiting for the 'plead' option to come up because people were peeing themselves. Literally.

It's not even the last death my game decided to serve up this same weekend, but more on that in the next installment on Friday...

[quintessenceofdust88]

Angst: Buck and Tommy and the Christmas presents they intend to give each other (and maybe they still give the present to each other, idk)

Buck stares at the package that got delivered as if it were mocking him. It's a model airplane kit, because Tommy is a dork who actually does this kind of shit unironically. He had bought this weeks ago, originally meant as a six-month anniversary present, but when the delivery got delayed, he decided it could be a Christmas gift instead.

Back when he thought his Christmas would be spent with Tommy. Back when he thought, for at.least a crazy moment, they could wake up together in their bed and exchange gifts on Christmas morning.

His first instinct is to throw it in the trash. In happier times, maybe he could give it to Chris, but that's not even an option at the moment.

But he can't. Buck holds the package over his garbage bin, but actually putting it there would feel too final, too painful, and he can't.

He puts it in the Jeep instead. When Buck feels brave enough, he'll give it away at some charity spot or something. Meanwhile, it'll stay at the trunk of his car, a painful reminder of what could have been.

Of a first Christmas that never was.

-

Of all the things Tommy could think about as his chopper loses altitude, he's thinking about hoodies. The pair of brand new hoodies, one burgundy and one black, that have been in his wardrobe since a little after Halloween (and there was a joke there, about buying Evan new ones so he'd stop stealing his) and that he hasn't had the courage to give away and much less to wear himself.

Thing is, Tommy would find a way to get it delivered to him. He couldn't be in Ev- Buck's life anymore, but he wanted him to have the Christmas present Tommy had bought for him. He had been thinking about asking Eddie or Howie to pass it off as their own present, but never got around to it.

He supposes there's no point now, is there? He won't make it to Christmas after all; he'll die a painful death on Christmas' Eve, and no one will be none the wiser about his gift giving intentions. And such a shame too. Evan would have looked so handsome in those hoodies.

You idiot, he deliriously thinks, and it's getting harder to make sense of his thoughts, the wind roaring against his ears as he tries his best to lighten the fall, Evan looks good in anything.

And he knows there's an open communication line as he tells dispatch he's falling, and he doesn't have time to wonder who's on the other side of the line, just where his priorities lie. Even if it isn't Maddie, he knows the message will get where it has to.

'T-tell Evan his present is in my house. T-that I said Merry Christmas. That I want New Year to be the best he's ever had. He deserves it'

Those are Tommy's last thoughts as he hits the floor and goes unconscious.

If he was going to die anyway, he wished he could have given Evan a first Christmas, even if it was Tommy's last.

--

(it's NOT his last, ok, I'll probably write one more scene where Buck's at Tommy's hospital room, but this point felt too angsty not to stop!!!)

Thank you sm for the prompt, I hope I did it justice!! If anyone else has angsty prompts for me, I'm taking them ❤️❤️

[icycoldninja]

I dont think this has been asked before, so how would the dmc 5 boys confess?

You're right, this hasn't been asked before. Might be a little on the short side but I hope you enjoy!

Sparda boys + V confession headcannons

¤ Dante ¤

-Dante takes a while to accept that he has feelings for you because he's afraid that in getting involved in a relationship, he will ruin your life.

-Eventually his depression floats away and the extroverted, flamboyant Dante you know and (secretly) love returns.

-He decides to put on the most ridiculous show ever for you, complete with fireworks, loud music, and goofy dancing. Right as it ends, he pulls out a big cardboard sign that reads "I love you" and holds it aloft for a few moments before flipping it around. The other side reads "will you be my girlfriend".

-And that's Dante's great confession. Who could say no?

■ Vergil ■

-Vergil didn't want to confess at first; he believed a motivated individual such as himself had no need for love and that he should leave you alone and let his feelings rot.

-Of course, all that changed once he saw you again, and how you looked at him so endearingly with those eyes.

-He decided to take you somewhere remote yet beautiful so he could dispose of you if anything went wrong for the scenery and nervously confessed to you there.

-Your giddy reaction startled him. He didn't expect you to be so happy to hear he loved you, but here you were, squealing, giggling, and strangling him with hugs.

□ Nero □

-Nero was really anxious about confessing to you. He had no idea how to do it, where to do it, or what to say, and he couldn't go to anyone for advice because he'd be mortified if he did.

-One thing was for certain, he wasn't gonna back out of this decision. You were going to find out he loved you, one way or another.

-He decided to just approach you one day and blurt out his feelings all in one, extremely long, hardly intelligible sentence that confused you at first, but warmed your heart once you decoded it.

-After that, Nero kinda just stood there as you hugged him and told him you loved him too--then he started blushing after you kissed him.

● V ●

-V was very excited to confess to you, as he'd prepared a 3 page letter complete with a lovely poem, which he would deliver to you via Griffon.

-His handwriting was beautiful despite his shaky hands, almost as beautiful as the meaning of the words he wrote.

-You sent Griffon back to get V so you could confess to him in person, and while he was a tad bit nervous to go, V went, and was all the happier for it.

-He can see his future in your eyes; he knows you're going to have a happy life together.

[starstruckmoony]

style.

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pairing - sirius black x fem!reader

summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing (till now), just to watch everyone lose their shit online.

trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour

word count - 1k

warnings - language

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Arc and Arm's story has concluded in Perfect 10 Liners, so now in episode nine, I'm getting a whole new set of color-coded boys in love, but first, I think their liners' bracelets are set-squares, which is adorable!

And having the scene of Yellow Yal Arm moving into Red Rascal Arc's place was also cute because Arm has told his family they are dating, and Arc couldn't be happier.

So I think the issue between them will be Arc getting a job since Pun was sad her man was out in the working world.

But Arm still has his color-coded besties Green Guy Po and Blue Boy Sand to keep him company.

And this Yellow Yal is living with his Red Rascal, so at least they will get quality time in the bed together . . . while they are sleeping.

But enough about them! It's time for the new color-coded boys in love!

Yotha is a secretive and quiet Black Brooder and his (younger) brother Faifa is a loyal and outgoing Blue Boy.

They balance each other since Yotha likes to keep to himself and operates in the darkness while Faifa wants to make friends with everyone and thrives in the spotlight.

And the show explicitly states this because Faifa is on a mission to lightening up his brother!

-Green Guy Gun has entered the chat-

Green Guy Gun can't sleep well in the dark. He needs the light.

He is rooming with his best friend Kong who appears to be a Blue Boy, which is good since all the mains need a Blue Boy to help them with their love life.

Arc had Warm, Arm had Sand, Yotha has his brother Faifa, and Gun apparently has Kong.

And Blue Boys will always find the other Blue Boys to get this love story moving along!

So after Faifa noticed Gun was ditched by his Red Rascal mentor, Faifa takes his new bestie under his wing and guides him to safety.

And by safety, I mean to see another Red Rascal who is currently trying to hold his boyfriend back from adopting Yotha.

So thank goodness Faifa brought his new buddy along, so these two goofy nerds could find each other and geek out together over their strange names.

But just because Gun is in the picture now doesn't stop Arm from being cringe about his mentee who he gifts yellow pajamas much to Faifa's amusement.

And Kong is Gun's best friend, so since they share the same nerd energy, he is going to make sure his friend gets a sugar daddy.

So once the lights go out, Kong, being the kind and caring Blue Boy he is (I write sarcastically), delivers his Green Guy right to the door of his future's boyfriend.

Then our other Blue Boy takes it a step further.

He places Gun directly in his future boyfriend's bed.

Which Faifa was always planning to make the origin of his brother's love story.

But strangely, Gun knows what he is up against.

And theirs will be a love story about Gun having to face the darkness.

And Yotha embracing the light.

I already love them!

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Hello lovely fandom and happy Wednesday. Wanted to get this review out sooner than the last. Since I was delayed and late last week. With good reason I know but Wed was my original goal. So wanna stick to it for this next one.

Ahhh the 100th ep. Had we had full seasons in 1-3 would’ve been last year. But that is neither here nor there HA. Also it's our ILY ep ❤️ This is a PACKED ep for them. So did my best per usual for gif space. They had wall to wall moments which is amazing but daunting for reviews ha The gif puzzle was a hard one but I got it worked out. Do love a challenge. Anyways let us begin.

6x02 The Hammer

Our couple starts up still icy and tense af. I relate to Tim so much in this first scene. Shocker I know. I’m very much the kind to be like. 'It sucked, I noted it sucked, I was upset and now we’re moving on.' I hate beating a dead horse if I feel the subject has been talked to death. Now that isn't this situation but it is the jist of the scene for Tim at least. Lucy asking if they can talk Tim says yes BUT there’s nothing to talk about. Now, where I am like Tim in wanting the expedience of a situation to be over, I'm not in how he handled the end of the scene above. Just avoiding it completely. I have grown quite a bit due to therapy thankfully.

So this is where he and I differ in this tiff. What he's doing used to be my M.O. Where as now I still want it over quickly but I now I follow it up with how I recognize how I can be better. If I’m in the wrong that is. I ask what I can do moving forward so doesn’t happen again? Asking what I could do next time to make sure they don't feel that way in the future? Or if I’m the wronged party explaining what I need so this doesn’t happen next time. As we know our boy is pre-therapy Tim atm so he does none of those things….Communication as we know not their strong suit.

Lucy wants to talk it out more in detail. Seeing their fight as another bigger fight to come. She isn’t wrong at all. First time I've agreed with her in this prolonged fight. It totally is a pending issue. Lucy tells him just wanting to move on isn’t healthy. Definitely isn't. And he is riled up from the insinuation. Tim just wants to shove it into a box until that issue comes to light again. Which again isn’t the healthiest approach to what she is aiming at. The reality is right or not Lucy hurt him deeply. He clearly isn’t over that and it’s reflected in their convo above. The start to the ep is a fraught one for them.

Lucy meets up with Angela to go over 'The Hammer.' Which she is more than happy to help her out with. What she doesn’t know is she’s about to step in the middle of a lover's quarrel. Which is going to make her even happier tbh. LOL This is one of those 'Angela is the fandom moments.' Where she’s just sitting back and enjoying the show. Her face while she watches the chaos unfold is everything. Look at her above. She is gleeful she lucked into this fight.

Their bickering has reached astronomical married levels. It’s written all over Angela’s face as she watches them argue. With their pot shots, passive aggressive comments, and the fact they’re fighting like she’s not even there anymore. Lastly just the all around husband and wife banter they're displaying for her. The 100th ep delivered in so many ways. This scene is one of them. Our on screen shipper is having the time of her life with this. Not hiding her delight in the least.

She signed on for help then got popcorn and a show to go with it. They don’t even notice her presence till she interjects ‘Let what go?’. They’re so wrapped up in their fight they had forgotten she was there. Angela wouldn’t be Angela without shooting off a snarky reply as they take off. 'Maybe I'll go too. Grab some popcorn on the way for the show.' So bummed couldn't get this one in gif wise. But I’m dying of laughter when Tim says she isn’t funny. Her firing back to 'She’s hysterical. Ask Wesley' LMAO

They arrive at the Hammer's apt and Tim is trying to give Lucy the rundown. Attempting and failing to be clipped and professional with her. But this is Lucy so that was never gonna happen. lol He mentions his real name is Billy Bob Bennett. Lucy touches his arm like she does so naturally and laughs. Asking if that’s really his name? That no wonder he goes by his nickname. Trying to lighten the vibe. Sadly her touch does nothing to soften his annoyance. Tim is still in grumpy mode and didn’t find this funny in the least.

Asking if he can just finish his good news/bad news? Lucy apologizes and say knock yourself out…Not wanting to fight any further on the subject. Tim continues on saying he has a felony warrant. So they could kick down his door if they wanted right now. Which is the good news. Lucy mentions he bought the ring legally though… Which is the bad news. So he has no reason to give them the ring. That he won’t be any more inclined to give it to them when they arrest him.

It’s here we watch Tim hesitate and it’s hilarious. Lucy is watching him with amused eyes wondering why. Has the look of a man who's seen things. haha Tim explains he loves to fight but more importantly he loves to fight cops more than anything. Hence the nickname. It’s the gentle way he pushes her toward his front door after his 'Ladies first.' line LOL I was laughing so hard. She’s smiling even mad she loves this goober of a man. Who says chivalry is dead eh?

When the Hammer opens the door he looks agro af. I love them being in-sync with putting their hands up. Even in a fight they are simpatico in the field. Lucy explains the situation with the ring while hubby nods along. This scene is gold. Hammer mentions the ring was legally bought. This is where she offers him the deal. That if he just gives them the ring they’ll give him a head start. Give him 20 minutes to grab the future misses and go to ground. They won’t start the hunt and call back up till then.

Of course living up to his reputation that’s not enough to get him to bite. He rather fight it out. Want's a fair fight. One on one. They win they get the ring and he gets arrested. Hammer wins he keeps the ring and they arrest him. I remember getting a flash back of the Pilot in this moment. Tim telling her she’s gonna have to fight him lmao Just like last ep the massive different between now and then is he’s in love with Lucy.

She tells him one will care what he looks like tomorrow LOL That she has to be beautiful and in a dress. I mean she isn’t wrong. But also I very much care about what he looks like at that wedding haha Lucy gives him all the heart eyes when he concedes and says ‘Let’s go.’ Even though she can handle herself no way he'd actually make her take this bullet mad or not. Do love her saying 'You got this.' before the fight begins. Ever the supportive wifey.

First off I cannot believe there isn’t a gif set of this fight. (Not that I could fit it in ha but still)There's one of Lucy’s reactions to the fight. But not of the fight itself. Which is a travesty because it’s sexy af on Tim’s part. The song running through the scene is perfection per usual. Second watching this fight makes me cringe at first. Not cause I don’t think it’s amazing. I love it. As stated earlier it's sexy af and impressive. What makes me cringe is having the back issues I have now and Tim having them as well. Hurts to watch for that reason. Hammer wipes floor with him at first. Idk how he isn’t tore up from the floor up after this lol

Lastly I do adore Lucy’s reactions to this. Worried wife mode has been activated. Mad as she is it pains her to not step in. She wants to at first and Tim stops her. Gesturing his hand to not intervene. Couldn’t fit that part in but I adored it. Hammer wanted a fair fight, and being the honorable man he is, Tim will uphold that. He knows Lucy can hold her only with the best of 'em. But Hammer would’ve been pissed had she jumped in to help him. Still I know it was killing her to watch him get tossed around like he did. Tim was NOT winning at first.

Now back to why this fight is sexy. It’s the way Tim holds his own. He gets tossed around like a rag-doll at first. Then learns how the Hammer moves and adapts. If you don’t think him launching himself off that bed and power kicking into his chest isn’t incredibly sexy, we can’t be friends. LOL It's insanely attractive how he took his ass down after that move. Holy hell. Look at those biceps in action. Bulging and sinfully delicious *fans self* I need some ice water. He could put me in a hold like that anytime....Lucy looks so relieved when he gets the ring and Hammer is passed out cold. Her reactions through out were primo though.

Next comes the best part of the scene. Tim staggers over and grabs the ring. Panting and completely out of breath. Damn near ready to pass out. Now this portion of him being on one knee as he hands her the ring. *screams into a pillow* This is foreshadowing at it's finest folks. Alexi wouldn’t have put this in there if he wasn’t gonna cash in on it one day. I truly believe that. The looks they share as well are so damn loaded. Look at the shared looks as he holds up the ring. Oh my lord.

Especially Lucy’s as she accepts the ring and looks down at him. Feeling all the feels we were in the moment. I remember A.H. saying there would be a moment that would launch a thousand gifs. He wasn’t wrong. This was an iconic moment in an episode full of them for our ship. Lucy is riddled with emotion and can barely choke out ‘Good job.’ You know she wants to marry this man. Stubborn streak and all. In that brief moment when he’s staring up at her that hits her. Stuns her a little too honestly. Melissa does a wonderful job conveying all that.

I remember seeing a great set for this. Had him kneeling on one knee from 5x17 when they're in sally port. Then 6x02. The caption read ‘Third time is the charm.’ In my heart of hearts I believe that. Next time he’s on one knee it’s going to be to ask Lucy Chen to marry him. To be his wife. What a beautiful day that’ll be. *dreamy sigh* That being said this moment was meant to be foreshadowing no doubt in my mind. The way the shot was framed and everything screamed that. It is funny to cap it off with Tim passing the hell out after it all haha Along with Lucy’s ‘Oh.’ as he collapses. It's hilarious. Poor Tim.

We move onto the unconventional bachelor/bachelorette parties. Because yes even though our ship is the best part of this ep, there is still a wedding to be had LOL I loved how this was written and shot. How it bounces back and forth between both parties. And how it’s about Chenford for most part not John/Bailey. Cause let’s be real. Ain’t no one watching this ep for their actual wedding. Also loved how this had that amazing rom-com vibe all over it. Made me very happy and I was here for it.

This portion shows us what we already know. They both got issues and aren’t confronting them. Celina’s comments crack me up. She’s new to shipping Chenford but is a shipper none the less. Basically being like you guys are what I’m striving for in my love life. So please work it out haha Tim noting they’re great when she’s not accusing him of made up transgressions. I mean he’s got you there Lucy....

Once again I’m on Tim’s side with this back and forth dialogue. Yes he was deeply traumatized by what happened with Isabel. But she is projecting onto him in this instance. Because she isn’t ready for all that comes with UC/detective. Chastity has a solid reply to Lucy about UC. A mic drop one really. We all know she is actually dreading what might happen now that she has him. Chastity trying to get Lucy to confront she's scared. Breaking News. She doesn't...She throws it back on Tim instead unfortunately.

Said this before just because you are good at something doesn’t mean it’s your destiny. Having to leave him for possible months at a time is shaking her. Also with how dangerous it is. That it increases the fact she could not come home to him. The detective exam makes UC a legit reality. One I don’t think Lucy really thought about because it was a distant future. Now that it’s closer she’s hitting the panic button HARD. Not only that but projecting onto Tim with this fight they’re still in. She’s in massive denial and it’s all over her in this scene.

Lucy breaks off from the party. She is meeting Tim at the station but she’s not sure why. I love how cute Tim is just waiting for her. So pleased with himself for this solution. Looking mighty yummy in his black shirt all wired up. Telling Lucy she can ask him whatever she wants. Just like the last ep he’s desperate to proof he’s on her side. That he’s truly rooting for her. Lucy gets excited asking if she can ask him anything? Tim is confused and says the point was to ask him about detective/UC….

I adore how Lucy instantly throws him off. How she crowds him and flusters him in the process. Saying they should be 'Thorough' as she scoots closer to him. Madam you aren't here to turn him on haha The way she approaches him says otherwise. Look at that man’s reaction. He’s so distracted he almost forgets why he’s wired up. Even after being together awhile she still takes his breath away. Look at the way he inhales sharply when she gets closer. Encroaching on his space.

Makes my shipper heart so damn happy. He’s a little turned on by her descent on him. How she pulls up nice and close. Not only that but scoots in and brackets his leg with her thighs. She knows what she's doing and is very aware that man loves her thighs. Tim is shook in the best way ahha I bet his heart rate spiked on that machine LMAO The way he looks her up and down. Floored by this woman in front of him. Hell of a way to start this scene.

Lucy wants a baseline so she starts with the bug question. Honestly it’s the best way to diffuse the tension before it gets real. Such a cute married moment this portion. Asking if he really releases the bugs she traps for him? Idk what’s cuter. Tim indulging her by taking them out to “Set them free.” Or Lucy asking him to do so while low key knowing he wasn’t LOL Marriage thy name is Chenford. His sigh before he admits he doesn't is so funny. That 'No' is hysterial.

His bemused face while she see's his answer is true is precious. The hilarious way he’s like yeah. I didn’t cause they’re bugs lol This is Grumpy X Sunshine personified for them with this part. I loved getting this look into them outside of work. When they’re just at her place being them. Clearly it's something that's been going on for a long time and I’m dying. Tim pretending to do so cause he loves her.

But he’s still him and isn’t gonna save a bugs life lmao Cause well. Tim. The fact he’s been killing them and lying to spare her feelings. That’s love ya’ll. Deep down she knew haha But needed to get the proof while he was wired up. Amazing. Damnit I love these two sfm. This episode is a treasure trove of goodies. Also just more proof how pure Lucy is. Wouldn’t hurt a fly literally. Pure sunshine this one.

Lucy gets a little more serious. Asks Tim if he loves her? Now it’s subtle and our ship is so good at the subtle goodness. I adore the slight shake of his head first. The way he looks at Lucy before he answers. Like how is this even a question? He feels every part of his being, every action he does, how he's opened up for her screams how much he loves her.

Like of course I love you, Lucy Chen. His heart eyes are off the charts adorable. I love the way he meets her half way. Needing to be closer to her when he says this. Does that deep breath first. Leans in with the biggest in love smile and tells her 'Yes. I love you.' *swoon* I could hear him say that all day.

You know his deep breath before he replies reminds me of 5x08 when he took a leap of faith. Took a deep breath and went for it. The sweet smile when he says he loves her. *squee* Nothing makes more sense to him than being in love with this woman in front of him. It’s written all over his confession and beautiful face. He couldn’t be more in love with her if he tried. Lucy’s knowing smirk is everything below.

I do remember there being a debate if this was first time he said that to her or not. I mean I’m not sure still tbh. Months later and I'm not 100% either way tbh. I mean how she looks at him when she asks him makes it seem like it is. Almost like she's holding her breath waiting for the answer. But then her reaction above is a knowing smile of someone who already knows. Like she's heard it from him before. And is using hearing it to ground herself in this moment.

Needing to hear that reassurance that he loves her. Because the next question is the biggie. But I could totally see this being the first time as well. It's one thing I'm not confident on which is very rare for me with them. Anyways no matter what camp you fall in this scene is fantastic. We got a love struck Tim Bradford telling Lucy he loves her. Nothing better than that you ask me. Not only that but with the biggest in-love grin we could ask for. So either way the scene is a massive win for us. I also can’t hear Tim say he loves her enough. Wanna hear it on a loop.

Makes me squee and simultaneously want to pass out from the glee. Unfortunately the lie detector detects its first lie in him being ok with her going UC. Even Tim is shocked by it. He truly thought he was going to pass that question with flying colors. Lucy isn’t shocked but Tim is. Why? Because the man as I’ve stated before would die rather than not support her. He is floored it's a lie. It does cause some good self reflection from him later at the wedding as we will see.

They sadly arrive to the wedding separately. Tim showing up looking like an absolute snack though. I love this vertical shot. Giving us a glorious look at him dressed to the nines. Tall drink of water I would like a sip of. Hot damn. Chicken or steak? Neither. I’ll take Tim Bradford wearing the hell out of that suit please and thank you. Also we know that man didn’t pick that suit out. Has Lucy written all over it with how they match. I can only imagine them going shopping for it and Tim protesting the entire time haha

Tim is actively seeking his person out as his eyes scan the crowd. Even mad he needs eyes on her. They lock eyes across the courtyard. Lucy looks excited to see him. She takes in how good he looks then remembers she’s mad at him. Doesn’t maintain it long after that sadly. Angsty goodness right there ooof. I’m here for it.

The wedding happens after but I don't really care about that TBH. The looks continue in the afterparty. Tim drinks at the bar and watch's his girl have fun on the dance floor. Lucy’s gaze a little softer this time around as she looks back at him. *sigh* Does crack me up Celina asks Aaron if they'll be ok as she watches them long for each other haha Girl is seriously worried about them. I love it.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Tim being the one to bridge the gap. He's reaching out to her and is ready to talk this out. He doesn't even acknowledge Luna when he walks up. Only has eyes for his girl. Sorry Luna LOL He can’t be away from her any longer. Tim extending his hand asking her to dance wordlessly. That silent communication of their's in full force. My heart.

I adore how Luna is looking at them when Lucy gets up. Lucy looks back and gets her nod of approval. Like go make up with your man honey. Love Lucy’s smile knowing how Tim coming to her is a huge deal. My god how this man has grown. Makes me happy to no end. The music once again *chef kiss* This song is glorious in it's perfection for this scene. I'll never hear this song the same way again that's for sure. It'll bring me right back to this moment.

From here on out it is all hands hands hands. I saw someone make a tag of *pterodactyl screeching* for this scene. Made me cackle. If that isn’t the fandom in this moment. Eric and Melissa are so good at the little things that make us lose our damn minds. The way he softly takes her hand in his. How she can’t keep hers off him from minute they hit the dance floor. I don’t blame her my hands would be all over him too. I love how they get lost in one another instantly. Looks at those smiles above.

These two couldn't be happier to be near each other. Their time apart has really made that craving to be close increase ten-fold. Despite the lie detector scene they’ve been apart physically since 6x01 if not longer than that. Probably pre-6x01 but post 6 weeks in his office. Haven’t really been affectionate since then either. They’re being drawn back in like a moth to the flame when they're reunited. Like they're coming up for air for the first time in forever. Been trapped in this fight for far too long.

They get so lost in being together again they almost forget they’re still in a fight. I love this so much. The one above has me swooning the most. Look at them. The way she runs her hand down his chest. The smile on his face is everything. Just so happy to have her in his arms again. How Lucy is looking at Tim. phew lord. That is a loaded look. Mixture of sheer happiness and wanting to take him to nearest closest tbh. Seems like such an intimate gaze she's throwing his way.

He's reciprocating with his own fiery intensity. *fans self* Forgetting they are indeed in public. I love how they sway in perfect tandem together. Gah if you wanted to know what utter perfection and chemistry looked like. Go no further than this gif. Look at these stunning humans just exuding their attraction for one other. Beautiful thing to behold. Saying so much with just their incredible physical chemistry. Sweet lord we are so lucky to have Eric and Melissa helming this ship.

Tim is the one to break the silence. Finally admitting after episodes of sheer frustration last year, he isn’t ok with her being UC. That he’s more conflicted than he realized. He truly thought he was ok enough about it. Enough that he could pass a lie detector test. He wouldn’t have done it if he thought it would’ve proved him wrong. In his heart of hearts he thought he was ok adjacent lol

His suppressed feelings for months coming out in his answer. Lucy is very kind in her reply to him. Letting him know it’s understandable. That it was so horrible how could be possibly be over that? I love her fingers climbing up and down his lapel the entire time. Gripping it when she needs it. Almost as if touching him constantly is going to ground her in this moment. Which I think it is. Being near him always been a comfort to her.

I couldn’t be prouder of him if I tried in this portion. Tim growth moments are my fav moments. To not only tell her 'Hey you were right.' but to admit to being wrong. Tim Bradford just admitted to being wrong. Man must be in love baha Tim being even more amazing in growth won’t take the out she's given him.

Stating it’s not fair to her. That he needs to deal with it. He takes it even one step further. Telling her that her dream shouldn’t have anything to do with his issues. What a man. How Lucy doesn’t pull him into the nearest closet/room for make up sex right then and there idk haha Has more will power than I would.

Lucy is touched by his honesty and owning his part in this UC fight. It’s written all over her face when she says ‘Thank you.’ The ‘hands hands hands’ continues and I’m all but squealing. Look at her fingers at back of his neck/head and all over his hair. Her other hand coming up to stroke his bicep too. I’m dying here of cloud 9 happiness.

The way she strokes the back of his head while she’s comforting him. I cannot you guys. It’s so soft and cute. I’m dead. Here lies Caitlin- Cause Chenford was off the charts cute and she imploded. Happily take that death all damn day. The way she tells him they’re gonna get through this. My heart. She truly would’ve gone through ANYTHING for him. Thought they truly could recover from any conflict. Weather any storm as long as they're together.

Look at Tim and the way he's smiling down at her in that second gif. He believes it too because she does. Ugh. Makes what happens in 6x06 hurt all that more. But let’s not think about that too much. I wanna live here for awhile and avoid that until I literally can’t and we’ve reached 6x06 lol I can't get over her fingers in his hair you guys. The way she is sweetly caressing his neck and arm. Some fanfic goodness IRL. My damn heart. I'm not crying you are.

If this scene wasn't amazing enough we reach Lucy's ILY and it's GLORIOUS. The way she searches his face and makes sure he can see it. That it’s splayed all over her face how much she loves him. Her heart eyes on full blast for him. She once again is caressing the back of his neck as she says it too. Then we get the sweet kiss to follow it *heart clutch* I’m weeping at how beautiful this scene is. The writers really did us justice with this moment. Eric and Melissa knocked it out of the park and then some. Always elevating the material given to them in so many ways.

Her hand on his face as they continue to sway in tandem. Her thumb running down his jawline tenderly. The way he’s looking down at Lucy gets me in the feels hard. Like he can’t believe this beautiful woman loves him warts and all. He’s in complete awe of her in this moment. So happy this incredible woman has chosen to love him. The vulnerability he is displaying here is a sight to see. Truly proof of how she obliterated his wall and then some.

The sweet smile he gives her at the end. *squee* He’s ecstatic she loves him despite their issues. Despite his issues. Constantly blown away by the woman in his arms. Lucy returning his expression in kind. Looking up at him like he's the best thing that's ever happened to her. Because well he is. Her loving smile while looking up at him. I'm dying. It's why the man is puddle right now.

Wouldn’t be Tim if he didn’t follow up with a goobery joke though. Because she brings that side out in him like no other. Let us also enjoy how Lucy still can’t keep her hands off his lapel btw. Or him in general really. I can’t stop focusing on the hands and how they’re all over each other. His crack about the lie detector is pretty damn cute. A great way to finally end the tension between them.

It’s the way Lucy laughs and slaps that same hand, with her DOD ring on his chest, that gets me. She loves this ridiculous goober of a man so much. Their physical chemistry is unreal. Never seen any other like it. Tim is beaming down at her. So happy to have made her laugh the way he did. Her laughter is music to his ears. Mine too. If you weren’t grinning ear to ear after that joke you’re dead inside LOL This part is so sweet I’m diabetic.

Aaron sadly ruins the moment with his drunk ass. We immediately see soft, funny, and light Tim disappear instantly. Fierce protector Tim emerges as he pulls Lucy close to him. Never letting his hand leave her waist as he scolds Aaron. Pulling her closer and closer as he does. And uses his other arm to keep Aaron away from Lucy. I love it so much. Once again it’s the little things our captains do so damn well. We eat it up like candy haha

Celina takes off after a call solo. Idk why she would after everything happened with Aaron in 5x22. But Nolan is her T.O. So… Thought we made it a review without a Nolan pot shot didn’t you? Well I snuck one in. #noregrets

Anyways we watch our couple emerge from an unseen area. Smiles for days on Lucy's face. Which we all took as they had make up sex and we’re seeing the afterglow of that heh. It’s where all our minds went and I love it. D is writing a fic based on that. Idk when but I cannot wait for that. *cough* please write it next bestie.*cough*. They all go into cop mode like the BAMFS they all are about Celina. Except Aaron he’s sidelined by Tim for being hammered. Poor sweet Aaron is a struggle bus.

They save Celina and our ship looks amazing as they do it of course. Didn't have room for that great shot of them. Gives me all the feels Lucy showing up to the scene with Tim in his truck. That little things theme continues. Also Tim in his tie and badge showing? Yum. Gimme. To quote ZZ Top ‘ Cause every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.’ Mmm. And that concludes the ep Chenford wise.

Phew that was a doozy to write. Their content heavy ones always are I hope did it justice had fun writing it. They beyond delivered with this 100th ep. It’s memorable for so many reasons and we got loads of moments from it. Something did wanna touch on that I didn’t love during their dance. I didn’t love the blame squarely being on just Tim for their fight. Lucy had a hand in it too. Tim deserved an apology too. Other than that its perfect. Now I’m wondering if they’re gonna touch on her mental health stuff more in S7. Because there was a lot of build up to it in this entire season. I’m hoping they do cause they put her through damn ringer this season. Gotta have a pay off or some sort like Tim’s did.

Thank you forever and always to those who read, comment, like and reblog these reviews. They do my heart real good when you do. You are the reason I do them. So thank you. Shall see you all in 6x03 :)

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Side notes- non Chenford

The cold open LOL It’s fantastic. Cop cutie is so funny I love it. Nolan’s reaction is hilarious. Just walks away ahaha while Celina jams out.

Harper telling Lucy to ‘run.’ at the bachelorette party had me rolling. Mekia has great dead pan comedic timing. I adore her for it.

I love Nyla looking out for Celina with Aaron. She’s such a good mentor. Telling her Being Aaron's only support is a slow poison. It's true I've been there.

They all looked amazing for this wedding. We have the most beautiful cast. End to end.

The music at the wedding primo. John Mayer, Young MC and Alicia keys. Solid af. Good job James haha

[fallingdownhell]

I honestly really adore this idea. I met my two best friends in a similar way, so I really connect to that.

Hope you don't mind that I made this into headcanons, I just couldn't make this into an entire fic, sadly

Requested by: @seirenspinel

Relationship: Cyno x Tighnari x Reader

Content: gender neutral reader; established relationship (Cyno and Tighnari); getting together (CynoNari and reader)

Word count: 960 words

Please enjoy<3

I like to think that Cyno's first letter to you was an honest mistake

he meant to sent the letter to an old acquaintance of his, but a switch up in the numbers got the letter delivered to you, instead

you replied to the mysterious person, sending the initial letter back to him (unopened, of course), telling him that it was just a simple mistake, nothing big

from there, it just kept going. Cyno wrote another letter to you, apologizing for his mistake, thanking you that you didn't open his other one

You replied back again and somehow, it just kept going and going. You started having full on conversations with each other through the letters, always replying to the other almost instantly as soon as a new piece of paper made their way to them

at this time, Cyno was already in a committed relationship with Tighnari, which he couldn't be happier about

You and Cyno talked about everything, he felt like he had known you for years, like you understood him just as well as Tighnari does. It just felt right for him..

Seeing as no topic was off limits, of course he told you about his relationship, how happy he was to finally be with the love of his life. Obviously, you congratulated him on that, telling him how happy you were for him and that you were rooting for the two of them

Tighnari was also reading the letters you sent, with Cyno's approval, of course. He would never go through his private stuff, and he was feeling secure about their relationship, so he had nothing to be worried about

then one day, Tighnari was holding another course about safety in the rainforest and it's ecosystem for the general public in Ghandarva Ville

during one of his lectures, he looked at you. He was momentarily confused, feeling like he should know you from somewhere, but he knew he had never seen you before in his life. Slightly confused, he shook his head and carried on with the event without any further issues

after everything was over, he couldn't shake off this weird feeling however, so he decided to go over the list of paritcipants. And when his eyes landed on your name, it clicked in his head

widening his eyes, realization hit him that he had "met" you today for the first time

he immediately went to Cyno to tell him about this

after that, they talked for a long time about a multitude of things.. in the end, they decided to write yet another letter to you. However, this time, they were going to ask for you to meet up with them for the first time, ever

your reply took a bit longer than usual, it made both of the boys feel nervous, even though they couldn't quite place why they were feeling this way

when your answer arrived and you agreed to their proposal, they were ecstatic. More letters were exchanged were the meeting was planned in detail

soon enough, the day arrived where Cyno and Tighnari were finally meeting up with you in person. You had agreed to meet at Puspa Café in Sumeru City

the two arrived before you did, so they decided to sit down while waiting for you. Their nervousness rose with each passing second, but once you finally arrived, it seemed silly to them that they were feeling like that in the first place

the first few minutes were a bit awkward, but soon, you all fell into conversation easily. It was like the feeling Cyno always had while writing with you

It felt like they've already known you for years, like this wasn't the first time you actually got to talk to them like this

the first meet up was a total success and there was a mutual agreement that you would continue this on

more hangouts followed, either in the city were you spend the day together or you would visit them at Ghandarva Ville where mostly Tighnari would show you around the settlement and in the forest, showing off his knowledge

neither Cyno nor Tighnari said anything, but they both knew that they were growing feelings for you, and not just of the platonic type

when it was starting to become obvious, both to them and the people around them, they sat down again together, having a serious conversation

they came to the mutual agreement that they were both attracted to you, while still being in love with each other. Neither wanted to end their existing relationship but they also wanted to pursue you...

in the end, it was Cyno who suggested that they could just invite you to join their relationship. That way, noone had to suffer a breakup, both could claim you as theirs (if you were to agree) and you did not have to choose one or the other (again, if you were to agree and if you were having feelings for either of them in the first place)

So, the next time you visited them at the forest rangers location, they went to you with their proposal

initially, you were in shock

because, yes, you did have feelings for both of them, but you knew that they were in a serious relationship and you didn't want to come in between them, so you kept your mouth shut and just sucked it up

for them to come up to you and tell you that they fell in love with you felt like a dream come true

you agreed to their proposal, getting into a relationship with both Cyno and Tighnari

that was over two years ago, and every day, you thanked the Archons for this turn of events because you couldn't be happier with your life right now...

[hwangism143]

meant to be

synopsis in which you raise questions regarding your relationship with jeongin

pairing non-idol!jeongin x gn!reader

genre hurt, angst, it's just painful

warnings crying, mentions of eating, covertly toxic relationship, not proofread

word count 1.3k words

now playing happier - olivia rodrigo

a/n via angst is so back!

"i hope you're happy but don't be happier"

The most fascinating thing about heartbreak was how long it took for the effects of it to kick in.

There is a moment between the actual breakup and resulting heartbreak where the heart stutters to process the transition between 'what just happened' and 'this is my life now'. It was like striking a matchstick against the matchbox, where sparks would splutter and come to life just to die again.

For most people, it was a few hours after the initial spark. For you, the matchstick had been lit and doused for nearly four months, repeatedly until it couldn't even be qualified to be called a matchstick.

You weren't sure when exactly you and Jeongin went from love to cohabitation, when you went from spending nights in your living room talking about the most arbitrary topics to keeping doors shut and sleeping in different rooms.

It wasn't that the dissolving of love into sickly nothingness wasn't mutual. You both knew that the only reason why you still stayed together was because of dependency, not because of any feelings whatsoever. The love had died somewhere along the way like forgotten roadkill that cars swerved dangerously to avoid.

Except, you and Jeongin were the cars and the affection you once shared bled out onto the road.

And so, one day, you just packed your bags and left. It wasn't without warning, of course. You knew just as well as him that this could result in something toxic and unhealthy and needed to put a stop to it before evolved into something of that manner.

You sat him down the night before you left, explaining to him the situation the way you would to a child. He said nothing, his bottom lip caught between his teeth as he blinked back what must have been tears and nodded along to everything you were saying.

You painted a bad image of yourself while this happened. You were cold, detached. Your body was just a vessel there to deliver a message and your mind was somewhere where the grass was greener, not on the living room sofa you and Jeongin bought together.

It wouldn't be seen that way though. You knew that Jeongin would blame you of giving up on your relationship when in actuality, he was the one who had given up a long time ago. Jeongin had given up when locked doors and a lack of goodbyes had woven themselves into his daily routine.

Questions still plagued your mind though, one more prominent than the other. Why had all of this gone wrong? Why did an emotion that felt so strong in the beginning feel so empty now?

For the past four months, you kept no contact with Jeongin. And you were fine. Your mind still frolicked underneath a vast expanse of sky while your body went on with it's daily necessities.

That was until the day you had to leave though.

Your finger hesitated as it hovered over Jeongin's contact. You had never blocked it, deeming it pointless. And yet, here you were, wishing you had done so then so that you wouldn't be in turmoil now.

Today was marked on your shared calendar which hung on your once shared kitchen by a magnet stuck on the fridge. You wondered if Jeongin still looked at the dates that were specifically scheduled for you and if he thought of you when he did.

You resolved to text Jeongin but he had beat you too it.

[7:56 AM]

lover boy: you're contract is up today.

You: yep.

lover boy: I'll come to the train station.

He still looked the same, hair bouncing up and an curious eyes that drank in his surroundings. The train station was bustling, sounds making their way and carrying themselves to you, dragonflies buzzing about the smell of street food causing a rumbling in your stomach.

Jeongin's eyes found yours and he uneasily stumbled towards you. He didn't seem as shaken up as you were at the thought of meeting again. Unbeknown to you, he had already gone through his bout of hurt, complete with stereotypical Chinese takeout boxes littering the apartment which held a reminder of you in every nook and cranny and crying himself to sleep for two weeks straight.

That didn't happen to make this any less painful though.

"So this is good bye, I guess," Jeongin said softly. His lips were in a thin line and now it was his voice that was devoid of any emotion.

"I guess it is," you agreed, and suddenly, you weren't in sunny someplace else. You were here, in front of the man you had spent years loving and unloving only to bid him goodbye. Tears pricked the back of your eyes.

"I hope-" he cleared his throat, "I hope for the very best for you."

"I hope for the same," you whispered.

Jeongin dipped his head and turned to walk away. A tear that had been waiting a long time to slide down your cheeks finally did. A child was bawling, a cat was aggressively meowing and conversation flowed all around you. But all you could sense was your body shaking with desperate shudders and Jeongin's footsteps slowly receding as you strained to hear them one last time.

You were forced to ponder upon why your relationship failed again.

You couldn't do this anymore. You lunged out and reached for Jeongin's arm. He looked around at the sudden force with a dazed expression on his face. You didn't know what you wanted. A hug, to feel his arms around you one last time? A kiss, to taste his lips on yours after he became forbidden fruit and your hunger went away? Even a squeeze of your hand would suffice.

Instead, your index and thumb fingers circled around his wrist, the pads of them making contact where his pulse would have been. Another teardrop fell, and another, and another. Jeongin wanted to say something but the words couldn't even formulate in his mind, much less make it to his throat.

"Please don't forget me," you whispered, your voice thick with emotion.

Jeongin took one last, long look at you. His eyes traced your body once, as if simultaneously storing and erasing every single moment he had spent with you. "I won't," he promised, and left. Your mind was still here, here, in this godforsaken hell on Earth.

You cried the entire train journey.

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You were back in this city again. It pained you an immeasurable amount, being alone, even if it was for just two weeks that would be full of work.

It was still cruel, however, roaming the streets with the ghost of the love you once tucked away in alleyways and shops you called your own.

The final blow however, came when you saw him. And he wasn't alone. Jeongin looked happy, and it seemed like he had someone to share that happiness with him. You selfishly hoped that he was happier when he was with you.

But it was a meaningless jealousy.

He looked at her the way he never did to you and she clung to him the way you never did to him. And that was when you knew.

Everybody has a different outlook on why their relationship ends. The only one acceptable to you was one that you knew would haunt you for the rest of forever, yet also seemed entirely plausible. All points led to it, strands of a spider web branching outwards just to meet in the middle.

You had been asking the wrong questions the entire time. It wasn't why the relationship had crumbled all around you. It was when it all came crashing down. And there was only one answer to that wretched question.

Maybe you both were never meant to be from the start.

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