#I support the girls‚ the gays‚ and the goths
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respectthepetty · 3 days ago
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GMMTV 2025 - Hot Tops and One Bottom
GMMTV offered up ONE straight show, and even though I'm salty that I didn't get Midnight Museum 2 and despite the current state of the world, I have never been happier to be alive at this exact moment that I'm living in. GMMTV really cemented that it is Disney BL, and said FUCK THEM HETEROS!
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As usual, I'm listing what shows I'm most excited to see from GMMTV's annual unveiling, but in order to be fair to the other shows, I will not consider one of the shows in the rankings because I am a Jaidee fan first, and a human second:
Dare You to Death
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My boys are giving me ~Murder, Manipulate, Make-Out, and MAYHEM~ so I'm already seated, sat, and sitted. I've always thought Joong should play a character who was insincere and a bit crazy, and Dunk should lean into his haughtiness (emphasis on HOT), so even though all these other shows look great, they aren't JoongDunk trying to solve a murder while trying to not murder each other, and it would be unfair of me to hold that against everyone else. I was going to take whatever I was getting from them, but THIS?! Sorry, to everyone else, but y'all never stood a chance.
#1a - Memoir of Rati
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Moment of honesty - Inn and Great are fine as fuck. They are already attractive to begin with, so to put them in a historical drama, of course, I'm going to eat it up. This is a serious piece about political and social tensions which I have no doubts they will carry into getting some awards for it. I was getting worried that these two weren't going to have another show together next year, but not only did GMMTV give them one of the meatier plots, the series also has Aou and Boom in it with an amazing story as well, so this was easily my top choice.
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Or at least it was my top choice until . . .
#1b - Ticket to Heaven
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Religious trauma aligned with Catholicism is my special brand of queer angst, so this series already has me all the way fucked up. Fourth is such a phenomenal actor and Gemini always acts his ass off, so I know they will have me in a fetal position every single episode clutching my rosary and praying for God's mercy since I'm already in my feelings about this. The heathens in the room better read up on some biblical references because if you thought I was doing too much over a cross necklace in Let Free the Curse of Taekwondo and the praying in The Warp Effect, I Saw You in My Dreams, and Marahuyo Project, block me now because that was only the tip of the religious iceberg.
#2 - Cat for Cash
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Although I'm a vegetarian, I'm a Disney villain who strongly dislikes animals, yet even I was happy to see First getting advice from cats on how to make coffee and how to win over Khao. This is the FirstKhao romance we have been waiting for! It looks soft and sincere, and even though the plot involves hearing cats, First as the worst debt collector and Khao as a grieving sad boy are their most realistic characters they have ever played. The series also looks like it's going to make me cry, so thank goodness Satang showed up to make sure I would be emotional about every show GMMTV gives me next year.
#3 - That Summer
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On the topic of Satang, I'm shocked that I clicked with this trailer. I was ready to write this off as a Hallmark series due to its plot about a prince with amnesia falling in love with a commoner until the trailer revealed that he doesn't have amnesia, and the commoner knows he is a prince. The trailer situated the problem will come from their class differences plus Mond is kissing a homie (in secret), and since I just asked for more series with sad wet boys on the beach, this show goes at the top for GMMTV delivering me something I didn't know I wanted but a show I definitely needed.
#4 - A Dog and a Plane
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Tay and New got me by the throat in 2019 and 2024 with Dark Blue Kiss and Peaceful Property, and even when I wanted to be mad at Cherry Magic, I couldn't because these men always sell the hell out of a ship even when they shouldn't. I'm a Jaidee fan first, and a human second, but I'll throw on some polar bear and whale jammies any day to join the Polcas because Tay and New have not disappointed me once in their joint shows or individual shows. So here I am, super duper excited to see New play a GAY flight attendant (a stereotype I love to see) whose man is trying to screw Pun only for Tay to take the hush money yet still catch feelings AND FLIGHTS! Marc's there too, so it's time I was served openly gay men who are trying to join the mile-high club since it's been over a decade since I got Pedro Almodóvar's I'm So Excited.
#5 - My Romance Scammer
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I support marriage equality, but I do not believe in the institution of marriage, so I'm thrilled that GMMTV decided to throw me some gay divorce the same year gay marriage was legalized! Next, I'm getting the odd ball couple of Ohm and Fluke with Fluke being a dummy who falls for the first man who is nice to him, only for Marc to think he has a great relationship with Junior, BUT IT'S ALL A SCAM! I will probably end up defending this show with my life because this is the romcom romcoN I deserve!
Side Quest - Tarot Card Series
The theme for this year's announcement was "Riding the Wave" but it should have been "Wheel of Fortune" because there were a lot of shows about destiny and changing the future, so I'm going to rank those in a quick sub-category:
1) My Magic Prophecy
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This is the dynamic I want to see from Jimmy and Sea. Jimmy IS a doctor, so getting a clean-cut smarmy version of him will pair so well with muscular Sea being a jerk. I was going to make a quirky comment about how they can now see the future as a reference to Last Twilight, but I'm still salty about that show, so I'll just be happy for them and THIS show.
2) Head 2 Head
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I'm excited for the Only Boo kids because I think they should've gotten the My Love Mix-Up remake since I think they do well with being complete opposites that make perfect sense being together. This is also how I found out that Surf from I Saw You in My Dream is now with GMMTV.
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So although it was awkward to realize GMMTV had acquired another BL boy under my chismosa nose (am I slipping?), it's nice to see the company staying on brand as Disney BL in its attempt to capture all the Pokemon Avengers BL Boys.
3) Wu
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Since I've been watching High School Frenemy through my dash, I know plenty of people will be ecstatic to see Nani and Sky play soulmates, again (because High School Fremeny is gay af!), but I'm showing up because I got the red bracelets of destiny tying the boys together!
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The trailers this year were surprisingly lax on the colors, so I'm taking what I can get how I get it. Bring me the RED STRING OF FATE!
4) MU-TE-LUV
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This is Club Sapan Fine with a different name so it's going to be campy and messy. But do I think GMMTV will handle fems well? No. Am I pressed about it? Also, no. Because I actually watch AND enjoy Club Sapan Fine, so if GMMTV wants to try its hand at wild wacky camp in an anthology-style series, I'm down to clown, at least for the queer episodes that is.
5) Melody of Secrets
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This was originally going to be number three on my Tops List, but as the trailer continued, I got more confused. Then, Force's face blurred and it looked like he got snatched by a demon, so I got scared. Like real scared. I don't eff with los espookys, so I'll be watching this show with the lights on and my Care Bear squad to protect me.
Honorable Mentions
I watch ALL GMMTV queer shows (and even the ones that only I think are queer), so I'll still enjoy something about these shows, but they were just lacking that special razzle dazzle:
Burnout Syndrome
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Director Nuchy. Gun in black lipstick. Gun being a sex worker. Off being an asshole. Thor. Poly(?). This should have been my Holy Grail, but I can't believe the show will give me a proper love conflict when OffGun are a branded pair. Also, Nuchy gave me ToddBlack, who I will NEVER be over, so even though I know she can and will give me *THE* toxic couple to root for above all other toxicitos, unless these two are about to drown each other in that bathtub and play Olympic-levels of mind games with each other, I'm reserving my excitement until it airs.
Me and Thee
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A soap-opera loving mafioso. Pond in suits with slicked-back hair. Phuwin being beautiful. Santa looking delicious. Est back in his Naughty Babe assistant mode. Perth. COLORS! Just like Burnout Syndrome, on paper it looks like something I would devour, but a third of that trailer was Pond and Phuwin in a bathtub, and in my Michelle Visage voice, "stop relying on that body" even if that's the biggest reason I'll be showing up to watch.
Whale Store
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Milk licked cat food off of Love's finger, and I fear this might be too lesbian for me. I don't kink shame, and I'm always down to eat a girl out go down, but cat food? Really, sis? On top of that, this felt like a JittiRain series with Love's character clearly hiding something that is going to hurt Milk's character, then the side couple was crying and making everything awkward. I support the lesbians. I support queer rights AND wrongs. I'll be repeating this even as I'm watching it.
Boys in Love
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GMMTV was smart putting all the new kids in a show with Papang x Podd as the little older romance crumbs to keep us satisfied for the time being, but that's also why I'm being petty. If this is the stepping stone for Papang and Podd to be leads for GMMTV 2026, then I'll take what I can get, but I feel like Oliver Twist asking for more porridge, when I should already be getting a damn buffet!
Love You Teacher
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This show almost had me in the first half. Sam's character was giving me everything. The premise was solid. Perth was an already gay man in a long-term relationship with his boyfriend. Things were going well even with the accident. Then, the show brought on the real plot --- seven-year-olds. Jesús Cristo. It was a lovely time up until then, and now, just like the cat food, I'm realizing new things about myself and my boundaries on a random Tuesday morning, and I don't like it.
Girl Rules
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This is the female version of Only Friends saran wrapped in women's empowerment. No me gusta pero lo voy a ver because I support queer wrongs even when they are oh-so-very wrong.
The Love of Siam: The Musical
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What. The. Fuck. But also, sign me up!
Dishonorable Mention - Only Friends 2: Dream On
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I've reached new heights in my pettiness because this show is in Petty Prison before it even airs. My blog is a living record of how badly I wanted Minx Mix and Flirty Fluke in the first season of Only Friends. It was the only thing I could think about; then, I ended up hating the first season, so I counted my blessings that Minx Mix only showed up for two whole seconds and Flirty Fluke was nowhere in sight. And now this has happened. This is a lesson in "be careful what you wish for" because I have never been more upset that I finally got what I wanted. Unless the show gives Boston his cake and lets him eat it to, I'm not watching it. Not Minx Mix, Flirty Fluke, or Ohm's body could convince me to do this a second time.
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solarskitty · 1 year ago
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I'm gay but honestly if a genderfluid babe wants to switch off being boyfriend girlfriend that'd be pretty fun lol
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ldotherstuff · 1 year ago
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honestly though,  the messed up thing is if they’d kept S1 Joan's characterization in the new show I would’ve unironically begged for her and Topher to hang out actually.
Not even necessarily in a romantic sense just, immense potential with these two if they get to be horrible together. These are the same images you can’t convince me otherwise
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cadmium-bear · 11 months ago
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Felt like Wednesday should have her own gay panic moment 😆
Enid somehow was able to convince Wednesday to attend the Rave’n again. It baffles the goth how this bubbly colorful girl got her to attend meaningless teenage parties. Still, she found herself staying near Enid during the night. The werewolf pokes Wednesday’s shoulder.
“Could you come with me to the washroom? I need to retouch my makeup.”
Wednesday doesn’t reply but she simply walks to follow Enid. She’s aware that girls accompany each other to the washroom for some reason as if public toilets require to be entered in groups. She also doesn’t understand it but she accompanies Enid nonetheless. Yoko spots the pair and calls to them.
“Where you guys going?” Yoko asks.
“We’re gonna make out!” Enid jokes.
“Hell yeah!” The vampire goes along with the joke and laughs.
As the pair continue on their way, Wednesday remains her cold demeanor on the outside. But on the inside she’s short circuiting. That was a joke right? But would Enid joke like that? Unless she feels comfortable enough with her perhaps. Wednesday was lost in thought that she didn’t notice she was just staring at Enid while she was reapplying powder.
“Wednesday?!” Enid calls and Wednesday snaps out of her thoughts. “I didn’t know you put on some blush on. The color’s a bit out of character but I totes support you wanting to explore.”
Enid’s face was too close for Wednesday’s comfort. No, that’s not true. Wednesday, deep down, was hoping, she’d go closer. And that’s when she realized why she blindly obliged to her roommate’s whims.
As Enid led them back to the party, Wednesday could only mutter under her breath. “Stupid family curse.”
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purpurussy · 21 days ago
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the version of dan and phil playing the sims which exists only in my head is so good I wish you guys could see this
my headcanon is that dalien and cassandra are besties and cassandra is very protective of him because he reminds her of her gay little brother (alexander goth is gay in every one of my saves and I recently saw a reddit thread where everyone was saying they hc him as homophobic which sent me because that is NOT my fruity little alexander 💀💀💀 anyway) and dalien prom-posed to her purely because he wanted to ask nicholas, but he was scared of asking a boy to the prom, so he asked her to be his beard essentially. but she rejected him because she's gay too (pro tip you can make literally all of your sims gay and the police can't stop you) plus that's basically her little brother 😭 so he had a breakdown after that and then he came out to her (she's the first person he came out to) and she encouraged him to ask his crush and she said she'll throw hands if anyone is mean to them 🥰 (side note she has actually kinda known for a while. and she has been one of the NPCs who randomly starts a fight in the school corridor before because someone said daliens hair looked gay or some shit so she tried to kill them lmfao)
now she is not a big fan of nicholas because she gets the vibe that dalien is more into him than the other way round and he's too preppy and he annoys her so she's always kinda side eyeing him. but she also loves 3rd wheeling their dates so she can be daliens guard dog/twink handler/#1 fujo because she supports him even though his bf is annoying. and she will be there to let dalien cry on her shoulder and also she'll key nicholas's car and put a stink bomb in his locker when the relationship inevitably crashes and burns <3
that is MY CASSANDRA GOTH now the constant bullying and slander needs to STOP .... she never did anything wrong by rejecting dalien they are both GAY and also best friends. dan and phil release her from this ridiculous love triangle prison please free my girl. she is not a woman scorned/spurned lover or whatever archetype. she IS a mean goth lesbian who is actually very sweet but only if you appeal to her emotionally curious nature. also this is not what polyamory is 💀
thank you for reading my thesis telling 2 youtubers who play the sims for a check how they should do their job 😁
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best-nun-tournament · 3 months ago
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Round 3, Match 1
The Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) vs Mercedes von Martritz (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
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Harrow is a nun of the Ninth House. She's been described as a space goth necromancer fantasy sci-fi bone nun.
Mercedes von Martritz is a nun of the Church of Saint Seiros at Garreg Mach Monastery.
The Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus
She’s great. She has so many fucking problems. She’s been running the goth space convent since she was 10. She’s puppeting her dead parents around. She doesn’t like tastes. She is extremely passionate about bones. She’s locked in a twisted bond of love and violence and devotion and sacrifice with her childhood best enemy. She lobotomized herself to preserve the best enemy’s soul. She’s been in love with the corpse of the Devil all her life. She goes around in bone jewelry and skull face paint. She’s a sad wet cat who was born in a cardboard box all alone, etc. She chopped another woman’s arm off and regrew a skeleton arm, in a sexual way. She has awkward little fireside chats with God where he makes millennia-old meme references at her and she does not drink the proffered tea. She saw God make a your mom joke and it “destroyed some cavern of her reverence”. She’s even gay. She’s everything.
Mercedes von Martritz
Mercedes was born to the fallen House Martritz and bore a minor Crest of Lamine, a special type of blood that gave it's bearer enhanced abilities. Her father died shortly afterwards and Mercedes' mother remarried into House Bartels, giving birth to Emile von Bartels, who also had a minor Crest of Lamine. Mercie's stepfather was uncaring and only married for his new wife's crest which led to said wife's departure from House Bartels. She ran away with only her eldest child to the Kingdom, where Mercedes would really start her own life as a student of Fhirdiad's Royal School of Sorcery. There, she befriended Annette Fantine Dominic and both girls would later attend Garreg Mach Monastery together. Mercedes is a kind soul with a soft voice and the ability to speak her mind. She's the eldest student attending the Officer's Accademy and takes it upon herself to be a shoulder of support for her classmates, no matter their origin. When the timeskip hits, Mercie returns in a nun's garb and expresses reinforced belief in the Church, even in the route where you fight against the Archbishop. I find her extremely fascinating due to her sub-plot with her brother, Emile. Mercedes held deep regret for leaving her brother behind in House Bartels despite not knowing that he had chosen to stay behind to protect her and her mother. Emile later returns as The Death Knight, a general under the Flame Emperor's command and his story with his sister changes depending on the player's route. Should the player oppose the Flame Emperor, Emile and Mercie can reunite briefly, with The Death Knight granting Mercedes a relic that can only be operated by their Crest before dying in her arms in a later battle, happy to be with his family once again. In the event that the player does side with the Flame Emperor, The Death Knight becomes playable alongside his sister, revealing thatthe years spent in House Bartels changed him, giving rise to two distinct personalities: Jeritza von Hyrm and The Death Knight. Jeritza had been a teacher at Garreg Mach, serving as a spy to the Flame Emperor while The Death Knight quelled his bloodlust under the Flame Emperor's orders. In this route, Mercedes reaches out to both Jeritza and The Death Knight as their elder sister and the exchanges they have are some of my favorites in Fire Emblem history. Also Mercie is bisexual and both M!player and F!player can marry her in the end, regardless of route. Love her for that
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cassiebones · 1 month ago
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Drama Club AU (planning stage)
Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead with the High School Drama Club AU for Agathario/Vidarkness. This will not disrupt Suburban Magic if I can help it.
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Agatha is the diva. She wants to be an actress, so she puts her entire being into her performances, including the auditions. She's played some sort of principle character in every play since middle school. Her mother doesn't support this dream and refuses to see her plays, so Agatha has stopped even inviting her or asking for rides home after rehearsals. She walks home in the dark.
Rio Vidal is a techie. She has kind of had a crush on Agatha since elementary school, but has been too nervous to tell her about it. They're kind of friends because they're in the same club. She has no real interest in theatre or background design, but she joined the club to be part of Agatha's friend group. She even started taking the Drama Class in their senior year so that she could continue to be near Agatha, but she's having a hard time coming out of her shell, which makes her grades suffer. She asks Agatha for help and Agatha gets a thrill out of helping a 'lesser actress' improve her skills. She also kind of finds Rio appealing, in a creepy, goth-adjacent type of way. So she's happy to help. Lilia, their drama teacher, sees the girls getting closer and smiling shyly at each other, and hatches a plan.
Lilia is the Drama teacher. She is also the director of the drama club, putting on the shows and all that. Rio and Agatha are in her drama class (as well as showboat Jen) and Rio is just not doing well, despite all of Agatha's help. She likes Rio, though. The girl is scary, but, beneath her aloof demeanor, she obviously cares a lot. Especially about Agatha and her interests. So she assigns an "extra credit" to her class, attempting to get more people to audition for the play (a lot of the kids in her class are just taking it for the art credit) but she specifically suggests this to Rio, who is not doing well in her class. Rio begrudgingly accepts, asking Agatha's help to prepare a monologue for her audition.
Jen is the showboat. She and Agatha have had a kind of rivalry going since second grade, when Agatha gave Jen a water bottle that was infected with the flu so that Agatha could take her lead role in The Wizard of Oz on opening night. Jen has never forgiven her for that though Agatha insists she didn't know it was infected. She had just accidentally given her the wrong water bottle. They've been in competition ever since. Jen is also dating Alice, the techie in charge of music direction.
Alice is another techie. Her mom is a famous pop star, so Alice knows how to play a lot of music and also how to compose her own. She organizes the orchestra for Lilia's shows. She is also a senior and got early acceptance to Juilliard for music. She is openly gay and dating Jen, who is a little more subdued about her bisexuality. But they hold hands in the hall and kiss in the theater, where they've among like-minded individuals. Alice teases Rio about her obvious crush on Agatha. Rio bites back at this, but Alice is kind of her best friend besides Agatha, so she doesn't fight back too hard.
Billy is the freshman. He joins the club in his first year of high school and immediately attaches himself to Agatha, who he's seen lead all the school plays since he was a little kid, just getting interested in theater. Agatha acts like she's annoyed, but she honestly likes having a fan. Billy tags along with them at lunch and they call him their pet (because Rio once called him mascota and he asked what that meant [pet] so it stuck) and teach him important acting tricks. He is one of few boys in Drama, so he's almost a shoo-in for a speaking role, no matter how inexperienced he is. He is dating Eddie, a techie.
The spring musical is coming up and Agatha is desperate for the lead. It's her last play and chance to win against Jen in their ridiculous, long-held feud (she can admit it's ridiculous while also wanting to best Jen, it's not weird), and she just needs to win it. She's also helping Rio with her extra credit monologue and the audition sides. They practice in the library or one of the student study rooms, Agatha instructing Rio how to say her lines, how to believe them, telling her to think of things that evoke those emotions. Rio gets decently good at it.
At the audition, everybody brings their A-game. Agatha does, in fact, get cast as the lead. Jen gets the villain character (which is okay by her, because it makes her and Agatha antagonists). Billy gets a secondary speaking role, but it's more than he'd really hoped for. And Rio gets....the romantic lead opposite Agatha. Rio is taken aback by this, sure that she wouldn't get casted at all because it was just supposed to be for extra credit, but Lilia just smiles and says she must have had a great teacher because she can't imagine not casting Rio with how much chemistry she and Agatha showed on stage. This, of course, was a setup. Lilia cackles to herself about it when she's alone in her office.
Mrs. Davis (prev. Mrs. Hart before her husband passed and she went back to her maiden name, but Agatha cannot remember that to save her life) is the school principal. She loves the theater and spends most of her lunch breaks coming to watch the kids practice their lines for the plays and their class assignments, sitting and laughing with Lilia about little things. Lilia and Sharon might have a little thing going, but it's inappropriate because Sharon is literally her boss. But she knows exactly what Lilia is doing with Agatha and Rio and quietly supports it because at least it's keeping them out of trouble and keeping Agatha and Jen from tearing each other limb from limb. She's an "ally" (but not so much as an ally as a part of that community).
Somebody tell me a good play for them to put on. I'm considering Wicked because I love it so much, with Agatha as Elphaba, Rio as Fiyero, Jen as Madam Morrible, and Billy as Boch, and maaayyyybeeee Wanda as Galinda/Glinda, but idk. Is that too on the nose?
I need thoughts (and prayers) please!
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intheshadowsbehindyou · 1 year ago
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Specifically the support team with a tall fem! Reader! (To be detailed like 6'0ft and over 6'0 if in heels)
Just admit you people have mommy issues. I cannot take this ask seriously lord please help me.
Tall Fem!reader with the TF2 Support mercs
Warning: mildly NSFW. why are you doing this to me. I’m a gay cis dude irl
Sniper:
- Fucking short circuits. Think brock levels of simping from pokemon. Maybe not outwardly but on the inside he’s promising you the world. Wishes to be your little step tool. Every time you play rough with him he becomes a submissive little shit. Goes “oowwww :(((“ when he’d otherwise not. Other Mercs are outstanded on how fast you humbled him. Regardless of your relationship with him he’ll ask you if you could be his mother figure because his current mother is.. Well I mean she’s dead. This is entirely non-sexual.
- 50 points if goth girl and 100 points if trans girl. He’s into men and nonbinary folk too but whenever it’s a girl, it’s always mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
- Gets oddly soft with you and nobody else. Becomes clingy and desperate for your attention to the extent of protecting you on the battlefield and overall showing off with his shots. Becomes more awkward than he usually would. Stumbles over his words and panics when speaking to you. You find it cute.
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Medic:
- “Ah! Yes! the new person. Hello little fräulein!” He immediately turned around and waved to greet you the first time… Before slowly realizing your head was higher than his shoulders and trailed his eyes upward. Meeting your gaze with awkward silence. He had bent down suspecting an innocent, small and adorable woman and so had to immediately stand up and straighten his posture. A majority of girls from his village were abhorrently short.
- “Ah… I see…” He turns away and fixes his glasses. Going back to whatever the hell math he was jotting on his chalkboard. You could vaguely make out it was some sort of failsafe for in case the medigun failed to deploy charge. You were more intrigued over the fact you were taller than this man. You leaned over his head to check your height— Which made him nervous of course.
- “Must you be so nosey? Hah! Relax. It’s not a shrink ray or anything!” He joked. You didn’t know if you should be offended by that or that or not. “Of course, mind you, I do know how to make that. But I don’t have the time nor resources sadly. Then again, everybody must be shrunken to you.” Medic then proceeds to suppress his mild attraction to you; instead opting to tear you to shreds with his sick roasts about your height. Wow, somebody’s insecure.
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Spy:
- BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!! Heterosexual beams primed. Neurons activated. Eyes bulge out of head awooga awooooga
- ONE single glance of you is all it takes and his seduction skills become second nature. The next day you find roses on the end table next to your bed. With a letter, written in flawless english incursive about meeting you on the roof of the base after sunset. The letter even had hints of his sweet smelling cologne on it. Talk about overkill.
- Well you see him there and he’s there, leaning against the railing with his suit unbuttoned. His tie hanging loose on his neck and treating himself to a glass of wine. “Ah, pardon me mademoiselle, I’m afraid the deserts of this country are a bit.. Harsh on me sometimes.” You have never seen such a cheesy display in your entire life. There’s even a picnic table there with candles and dinner. You almost wanted to dropkick him because of how disgustingly sweet this was. Yuck.
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arizonaaaaaa · 6 months ago
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GLEE LGBTQIA+ HEADCANONS- HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PART 2
11- Mike Chang- pansexual
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-Goes with my Tina hc, he falls in love for who the person is, not how they are
-really supportive of Tina when she came out
-his father wasn’t supportive at first so Tina had to interfere again but now his cool with Mike
12- Matt Rutherford- gay
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-he had a crush on Mercedes before he realized he actually likes guys
-I like to think him and Mike met again in university and they dated for a bit 👉👈
-he had so much potential😭
13- Jesse St. James- bisexual
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-not calling Jonathan Groff a bad actor but not even for a second I believed this man was straight
-he was totally into Finn back in season 1
-bi4bi4bi St. HudBerry throuple?
14- Sam Evans- bisexual
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-do I have to explain why?
15- Lauren Zizes- pansexual
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-I mean, girl slapped Tina’s and Brittany’s asses while singing about what she knows what boys like
-she really deserved to stay in season 3, this 👆 is the only fruity scene she has😭
-her and Tina being goth girlfriends tho
16- Blaine Anderson- gay and trans
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-canonically gay
-him being trans is not a unpopular headcanon surprisingly
-I don’t know why but this just makes so much sense
-I don’t have a lot to wright here, not the biggest Blaine fan out there
17- Sugar Motta- lesbian
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-crazy how she radiates lesbian energy, like all woman surrounding her just becomes sapphic
-she has the biggest crush ever on Santana, like really, this girl was legit staring at her boobs in 3x04
-she and Unique are girlfriends I don’t make the rules
18- Rory Flanagan- gay
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-“you now I wish I was Jessie’s girl”- Damian McGinty Jr on The Glee Project
-this was my Roman Empire
-totally had a crush on Finn and totally was flirting with Sam on Christmas
-Flanevans🔛🔝
19- Joe Hart- questioning
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-he is a christian teenager of course he’s queer those are the rules
-not only that but he’s also on the glee club
-I think he never knew his identity, his parents always told him he was going to marry a woman someday so he thought that was the pattern…
-…until he saw Sam shirtless in the locker room
20- Dave Karofsky- gay and Bear
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-canon
-in my opinion, as a gay man, he’s the most well written lgbtq character on the show, his story is perfect
- @starpawedart opened a universe of Karofsky ships for me, thank you king✊
-he out of all people deserved a happy ending
-anyways, kurtofsky 🔛🔝
-OMG I FORKGOR HOS ALSO CANONICALLY A BEAR IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE BEARS, BEARS I LOVE YOU ALL❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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respectthepetty · 7 months ago
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GMMTV 2024 Part 2 - Hot Tops
I did this for the first part, so I'm following up with the second part. I still have no Midnight Museum 2 or gym bros BL (why?!!!!!), and I'm excluding Ossan's Love and ReVamp since we knew those were coming, but, honestly, this list could have just been one show, and if you know me, you already know what it is . . .
#1 - The Heart Killers
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I'm a JoongDunk fan first, and a human second. My troublesome tykes get to be gay and do crime, this might be a Jojo show, and they get to chill next to FirstKhao.
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This isn't a gym bros BL, but somehow, I still won! Who do I look at first? Khao and Joong playing criminal brothers? Dunk being a mechanic? First being a tattoo artist? Not only am I getting a YinWar heist BL this year, but now this?! The chemistry is going to be 100%, and for this gift from the BL gods, I'm watching TWO shows on my Pride Petty Watch because I. Have. Been. Blessed.
#2 - Us
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Sing was looking fine with his hair, and his body, and his presence, so for me to see him in all his beauty and still scream for him to get the fuck off my screen so I could focus on the ladies means THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD! I'm still holding petty grudges against Emi for the character she played in 609 Bedtime Story and Intern in My Heart, but the second she told her boyfriend's sister to come closer . . . *bites knuckles*
#3 - Heart that Skips a Beat
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I'm shocked. I am fully invested in watching this idol love story knowing damn well I hate singing and dancing in my shows. And yet, somehow, this three-minute trailer convinced me that this wasn't just an average One Direction fanfic. No. This is about to be gold-tier fanfic storytelling. These boys aren't living in the BL bubble, but in actual this-shit-is-about-to-have-consequences-for-everyone reality. Plus, it appears to be color-coded, so bring me my idols!
Honorable Mention - Hide & Sis
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Jan, drenched in blood?
Yes.
Everything Else
Talking shit about any of the others is pointless because I'm going to watch them all anyway, at least the queer ones that is, so I'm just gonna write that my beef with JittiRain, who got two shows this time around, and Krist is still as strong as ever even though Be My Favorite, which was with both of them, was a great show.
But there was a lot of pink in Sweet Tooth, Good Dentist
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And I like Perth x Chimon.
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So whatevs. I'll be here. Watching.
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cowdeath · 1 month ago
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Storm hawks headcanons
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i wanted to share some miscellaneous personal hc's I have for some characters, these are all unserious and if you have some, id love to hear them!! i really love this show and characters lol
storm hawks
• aerrow
aerrow is transfem, and uses he/she
she is a lesbian
aerrow has naturally wavy hair but she likes to straighten it
he likes pistachio ice cream..idky but he just looks like he would
radarr is aerrows emotional support
wasian (Chinese/french)
• finn
finn is a trans dude and he uses he/they
they're closeted bi but have a pref for girls
finn has adhd
he's either german or norweigan i can't make up my mind lol
finn is a huge fan of industrial music but doesn't really talk about it
• piper
piper is a cis girl (she/her) and she's bi
piper had a crush on starling (not a ship! btw) , I'd like to think her and cyclonis started dating lol
piper is blasian (Haitian/Indian)
she wears mostly blue and orange but her favorite color is violet
she would totally own parrots
• junko
junko is cis (he/him) and unlabeled
he is a huge fan of grilled cheese
junko and finn have listening parties in their quarters (they would be huge Tyler the creator fans imo)
human junko would be afro-latino
he uses a plushie to help him sleep
• stork
stork is bigender and he uses any pronouns
he is omnisexual with a pref for guys
stork is autistic and a pretty picky eater
he likes to play puzzles and read
stork tries to write but they're not the best at it lol
human stork would jamacian/greek
stork has scoliosis
cyclonians
• master cyclonis
cyclonis is nonbinary and uses any pronouns
they are a lesbian (dating piper!!)
cyclonis prefers goth fashion, but listens to emo music
she has AFRID and her primary safe foods are blueberries and plain pasta
cyclonis likes to draw in her free time
• dark ace
ace is a trans man (he/him) and he is *ace* heh
he has naturally curly hair but he kinda messed it up with all the straightening and hairspray he uses
he is turkish
(in a perfect world) ace thinks of cyclonis like a daughter
• snipe
snipe is cis but uses he/it, he is gay
he has a septum piercing, and a few tats on his legs
he is super #metal
snipe has a soft spot for the maine coon cats
he fights with his sister (ravess) mostly over dumb stuff
• ravess
ravess is a trans woman (she/her) and she is bi
ravess uses prosthetics on both legs
as kids ravess and snipe ate slime together
she plays her violin as a coping mechanism when she's frustrated
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socte-blue · 23 days ago
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⛓️‍💥 ⋆ INTRO
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portray sincerity, act out of loyalty
defend your free country
wish away the pain
Hey!! I’m Eddie (or Edd). I have a tendency to come off a bit cold in writing so I might sound a bit unfriendly but I promise I’m not :)
My top kins are Hunter Noceda, Gonta gokuhara, and K1-B0. My current favourite blorbos are Toko fukawa, Gonta gokuhara, and Korekiyo shinguji
I’m gay, boyflux and xenogender. Pronouns r he/him, ze/zer, dirt/dirts, claw/clawed, bite/bites. Don’t call me a girl even if it’s slang, thanks :)
I love the old internet, writing, 90s/2000s style, music, gaveyards, rants about my favourite characters, grunge, death note, art, danganronpa, aliens, books, gothic horror,
My favourite bands r Nirvana, Soundgarden, Cattle Decapitation, modern baseball, and i’ve been getting into the Melvins!! I’m also into goth as well as grunge (clearly), general rock, death metal and midwest emo
I am a furry and therian :) (my kintypes r black dog and some type of wildcat)
I’m autistic as well as dyslexia, dyscalculia, and dyspraxia (and MAYBE ocd). My current special interest is Danganronpa (all games) and nirvana (band)!!
hand out lobotomies to save little families
surrealistic fantasy
bland, boring, plain!
I post random shitposts, actual blog stuff about my life (SOMETIMES), lots of fandom stuff, my art
I do headcanons (including x reader reqs but I will probably be bad at them), I make id packs and stimboards (I LOVE TAKING REQUESTS PLEASE REQUEST)
sickening pessimist, hypocrite master
conservative communist
apocalyptic bastard
My fandoms include:
Danganronpa (current special interest)
Death Note
The Disastrous Life Of Saiki K
Magnus Chase And The Gods Of Asgard
Wings Of Fire
Sally Face
Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss
Others but those are the ones I’m active in (kinda)
thank you, dear god
for putting me on this earth
i feel very privileged in
debt for my thirst!
Tag system (I kinda suck at this sometimes for it might not be completely reliable):
#⋆ Ed rants - random shitposts, analysis, basically just me talking
#⋆ Ed IDs - ID packs
#⋆ Ed arts - art
#⋆ Ed headcanons - headcanons
#⋆ Ed fandoms - fandom stuff in general
#⋆ Ed responds - any stuff to do with an ask
#⋆ Ed reblogs - reblogs
#⋆ Ed stims - stimboards
#⋆ ⌢ “ Incesticide “ - nirvana stuff, mostly reblogs
all we know is restitution
living out your day and future
is there hope? please show me faster!
IMPORTANT:
If you are sexual content heavy blogs, proship, transID, “pro-life”, “rad-queer”, trump supporter, “endogenic” DID, support autism speaks / other ableism, non-queer ally, non-feminist, anti transheadcanons, or rain on other people’s parades in general: DO NOT INTERACT.
YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!! DO NOT TRY TALKING TO ME!!!
Ed signing out :)
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showtoonzfan · 1 year ago
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Challenge: Tell me something about the main Helluva characters, as well as without mentioning Viv’s livestream/twitter info.
Tell me something about Blitz without mentioning he’s a lonely childish boss who likes horses and has a sad backstory.
Tell me something about Moxxie without mentioning he’s the sensitive straight man/punching bag who likes musicals, loves his wife, and has a traumatic backstory.
Tell me something about Millie other than her being a “bubbly farm girl” who’s a killing machine and supports her husband.
Tell me something about Loona other than she’s a lonely goth with daddy issues and has a traumatic backstory.
Tell me something about Stolas other than he’s a sad abused horny gay owl who loves his daughter and has a traumatic backstory.
You can’t, and even if you could, there’s not a lot to say, unless you’re like the fans who pull an alternate version of Viv’s character’s that they created in their heads. These characters are still lacking depth and identity, and it’s because Viv decided to dive right into the emotional core so early into season 1 without getting to know these main characters well.
How does Blitz act without his team? How does Moxxie act around Loona aside from their bickering? What’s the in depth dynamic like between Millie and Loona and Millie and Blitz? What is Millie like outside of her job? Outside of Moxxie and her family? What is Stolas like outside of his family and IMP? What is Stolas like when he’s doing his job or interacting with other royal demons? What are these characters likes/dislikes? How do IMP view each other? What they do outside of their jobs, what are they like? This is because the plot keeps forcing these characters into situations without us really getting to know them, and that’s a problem and still is a problem today. I have yet to see why Viv refers to Blitz and Stolas as gentle and sweet, or Loona as someone who gives advice, or Millie as someone with “strong family ties and memories”, or Stella as someone who has a “complex” relationship with Stolas.
I have yet to see what these characters are like and how they act OUTSIDE of the plot and it doesn’t help that the characters themselves will be retconned or change consistency every episode. Show don’t tell, and it’s crazy how we’re almost mid season 2 and what we know about these characters isn’t enough, cause this show is obsessed with introducing NEW characters/antagonists but not focusing on the ones they need to. 💀
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cadmium-bear · 2 years ago
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Coming out sorta?
Wednesday wasn’t one for physical affection. Yet there’s one exception. Enid could freely touch her whenever she wanted. Their shoulders and arms brush while they walk on school grounds. Enid can put her arm around the goth and leave unscathed. Yoko, whether out of curiosity or just being dumb, barely got a ruler’s length close and was threatened with being force fed garlic.
“Wednesday?” Enid called as she positioned herself between Wednesday and the book she was reading. This wasn’t the first time the werewolf invaded her personal space while she was reading on her bed. Enid had already wrapped her arms around Wednesday and laid her head on the psychic’s chest to listen to her surprisingly undead heartbeat.
“Enid? What’s wrong?” Wednesday put her book down. It’s not uncommon for Enid to be clingy but she ought to ask just in case.
“Just tired.” Enid looked up at the shorter girl. “Is this okay?”
“Yes.” Wednesday stroked Enid’s back with one hand and her hair with the other, guiding her head back unto her chest.
Enid sighed comfortably. “Wednesday, why are you nicer to me?”
“Where did you pick up that I’m nice to anyone else?” Wednesday raised an eyebrow. “It’s because I like you.”
Enid froze but she quickly rebooted her brain. Surely she couldn’t mean it like that she thought. “Right. As a friend.”
“No. As more than a friend.” Wednesday casually said like she was stating a fact.
Enid raised her head to look Wednesday straight in the eyes. Not to say the feeling was unreciprocated. But she was always the one chasing. Always the one pleasing others. Her self doubt made her question things. Just to be sure she had to ask. “Wednesday, are you gay?”
The girl underneath shrugged. “I don’t know. I don’t find myself attracted to other girls. Or other boys. I just know that I like you.”
Enid couldn’t see how red her face has become. Her best friend came out-sort of- to her. And she indeed had romantic feelings for her. She couldn’t help but smile.
“Honestly, I am still trying to figure out this whole… feelings thing.” Wednesday moves her hand to cup Enid’s cheek. “But if it’s you. I want to try. I want to court you the way you deserve…. If you’ll have me.” She whispered the last part suddenly losing her confidence.
Enid noticed it and didn’t want any misunderstanding between them. She placed her own hand on top of Wednesday’s. “I would like that.” Enid moved closer until their faces were inches apart. She hesitated not sure if this would be too much for the other girl. But Wednesday made no move to stop her and only closed her eyes.
Enid took the initiative and finally kissed Wednesday. It was shy and quick. Oh it was too quick. Wednesday thought so too. This time, she kissed Enid. Deeper and longer this time. One hand reached for Enid’s cheek and other supported the back of her neck. Enid placed one hand on Wednesday’s shoulder and the other clutched at her jacket as if pulling her closer.
Their kiss that started shy and short grew long and desperate. Like they were searching for each other all this time. It wasn’t grand or felt like fireworks. It was warm and comfortable. They both thought that they should’ve done this a long time ago.
When they finally pulled away to breathe, they were still impossibly close to each other. Rather than air, it was like they were breathing in each other.
“Just so we’re clear,” Enid pulled away to look at her new girlfriend properly. “I like you too.”
Wednesday laughed and pulled her girlfriend in for another kiss.
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madamefeu · 5 months ago
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Hi! Here’s what your favorite Miraculous Ladybug character says about you!:
Marinette: You’re a child. You’re a member of the target audience for this show, and you don’t know why all of these teens and adults are raging so much about the ladybug show, but you’re content to watch the show and beg your parents for the toys and the cereals. Do they taste good? Probably not. But they have Ladybug on the box so you don’t care
Adrien: You don’t have an ideal relationship with your father. You’re a chronic people pleaser and you have no sense of boundaries, and you need to learn how to say no. Also break up with your girlfriend, she’s not in love with you, she’s obsessed with you, there’s a difference. You are not a person to her, you are a trophy
Nino: You’re really nice and a great friend, but that’s kind of all there is to you. You’re like vanilla ice cream, you’re sweet, and you’re dependable, and you’re so inoffensive that no one could possibly hate you
Alya: Some people are destined for greatness. You are destined to forever be a sidekick, and you’re surprisingly ok with that. You like supporting others from behind the scenes, and you don’t want the spotlight
Mylene: 2010s alt fashion has you in a chokehold, and you never want it to let go. You will be wearing shorts over tights and owl necklaces until your dying days
Ivan: Shy people who have the most hardcore music on their Spotify playlists. You listen to Insane Clown Posse and Suicide Silence while doing laundry or walking your dog
Rose: You’re an uwu pastel girly with the cutest fashion sense, also you’re definitely not straight
Juleka: Goth lesbian. You have a crush on your best friend, and I know that she likes you too, so just tell her how you feel already
Nathanael: Stop trying to make your best friend come out, he might not even be gay. Ok, he might be, but he’ll come out in his own time, you can’t rush him
Marc: *Holds up non-binary flag as the French national anthem plays*
Chloe: We know, Chloe was done dirty by the show. Everyone knows it by now, so keep writing your fix-it fics, or shut up and find a better fandom to join
Sabrina: Stop having crushes on your bullies, they are terrible people, you cannot change them
Kagami: Mommy issues. Probably not heterosexual. Probably needs a lifetime of therapy
Felix: You have daddy issues and you date girls with mommy issues, also I would bet my life savings on you not being neurotypical
Lila: Yet another brilliant character who was completely done dirty by the show. Go join the Chloe fans and write fix-it fics together
Toxinelle: You have a type, and that type is emo girls. You unironically love listening to them ramble about their latest edgy wolf OC or what they bought at Hot Topic
Griffe Noir: You’re in the same boat as the Adrien fans, but you also have a huge crush on an emo girl. If you wanna impress her, learn to play her favorite songs on guitar or write a poem for her. She’ll go nuts for that
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supergnome-a · 1 year ago
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ever have a period in your life that makes you question everything and makes you feel so horrible about life and all
but then you find that one thing that you cant even explain, but it makes you feel things that isnt just boredom and emptiness
and it makes you so strangely happy yet sad all at once but in a good way
thats night in the woods for me
like seriously ive been falling back down a pit again and i went back to this game because of how much i love it, and i cant even explain how much this game makes me feel
the story makes me think and makes me happy yet question things, the soundtrack makes me so happy and somewhat not empty for once, and i can relate to the main character in ways, and my god the main characters she talk to are so fucking sweet i wanna cry
and like they are actual characters with real life problems and troubles, not just some amazing characters or ones with over dramatic trauma like a lot of people give their characters. they actually seem and act like real life people
i have and will play this game over and over and over
like this is me rambling but also me telling you to go play the game if you can
support the creators
and its pride month so like
go love mae's gay bff gregg and his adorable bf angus
and her goth girl friend bea
i love them all so much
its worth buying, playing, and replaying
trust me im picky
okbyethanksforlettingmeramblelol
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