#death to chairs
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fuckin chairs man oughhhh /neg
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CHARLES AUGUSTUS MILVERTON part 4 - death of a blackmailer
(part 1) (part 2) (part 3)
content warnings for: guns, blood, death. which you are *probably* expecting if you know how this story goes in canon, although this version is...not exactly how Watson told it to the Strand.
(This is part of the Watsons sketchbook series)
#nervous to post this one lads#we are departing the land of comedy and entering the land of drama#at least watson got to wield that chair#watsons sketchbook#blood cw#death cw#violence cw#gun cw
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death is insane. wdym i’ll never see my grandmother again
#she’s in her chair in the den cant nobody tell me nothing ok#death tw#grief#what’s this house without my grandmother in it? (all the people she left behind)#i cried this morning while eating grits she taught my mother how to make. love is so big when i think of it like that#i thought i heard her walker clack in the hallway last night.#she wears glasses & we have to decide where to keep them#grief is so strange#i can’t keep crying by myself (i’ll be crying for the rest of my life)#love is carrying on. i think.
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📑 Sketch of these two
#death note#mello#near#mello dn#near dn#meronia#death note art#pretend there’s a table Mello’s resting his legs on or smth#I ain’t drawin all that#criminals hate to see them coming !!#and chairs too
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look i understand that humans are complex creatures who do bad things and are capable of learning from mistakes but also i think saying my ex should never get a good shag again is funny
#ramble#one of those mythology style punishments y'know#this sounds worse than it is without context#the 'separating bc of valid differences' is fine the 'leading me on and exploiting me out of a lot of time and money' is not#he never paid me back btw#every now and then i go through a period of being Very Not Fine before someone slaps some sense into me#like GENUINELY i don't wish death or misery on people but saying i want to hit them with a chair is funny sometimes
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Me, every time I remember that Our Flag Means Death was cancelled
It's costing me a fortune in chairs. Honestly, it's becoming a bit of a problem
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DEATH: change, transformation, transition, endings, rebirth
THE FOOL: innocence, freedom, spontaneity, new beginnings
so i know it's incredibly unlikely, but if any of y'all are in South Australia, these are available to be tattooed (non-repeatable, a one-and-done situation.) bookings via Panko Tattoo. B&G, best suited to thigh and calf. 10% of all proceeds will be donated to the entertainment community fund to support the writers, actors, and creatives currently on strike. come get stabbed, sluts.
thank you so much to everyone, especially @transgenderpirate, who helped with these alignments!
#also lemme know if anyone would be interested in prints#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#edward teach#blackbeard#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#ed x stede#GOOD FUCKING LUCK TO THE POOR SODS THAT BUY THESE#you are gonna be stuck in that chair for like 8 hours#the details in stede's shirt and ed's hair?????#why do i do this to myself i am not a fine line artist#also death is absolutely the perfect card for ed#you can pry transfemme ed outta my cold dead hands#packing ed's gender identities into my heart like clowns into a car
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Stede and Ed + innkeeping "skills"
#ofmdedit#ofmd season 2#our flag means death#rhys darby#taika waititi#ofmd spoilers#*#whoever survives one night in their inn deserves a medal#stede's gonna be that overattentive host bringing you soap and towels at 5am#ed will be burning the toast and throwing chairs if you complain about the quality of his breakfast
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jumping on the 'redrawing michael zulli's sandman stuff' bandwagon a year and half-ish later with some loose scribbles :]
references/original art by michael zulli under the cut:
#the sandman#dreamling#morpheus#dream of the endless#death of the endless#hob gadling#dc#rex doodle#forcing myself to be a little more loose with art recently. more relaxed lol#i havent drawn them in a while so im like. reinventing what they look like in my art style haha#i think im finally understanding ferdie's features!! yay!! still need a better grasp on tom's bc i default to comic dream lmao#oh wait also one more: a sneaky#matthew the raven#oh my god dont look at the perspective of the table and chairs i was not paying attention lmao#2024
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This is sad but unfortunately I think this is just going to be the norm for the next few years as streaming services die a slow death.
HBO Max should in theory be able to make money from a show that was at one point the top new series in the US. At the time, David Jenkins said "This is what happens when a major media company invests in inclusive mainstream stories" (agree!) but unfortunately that major media company, like all streaming services, has a terrible business model that can't support that investment.
This is an interesting article about how streaming services are losing money and scrambling to make it back by trying to convince people to buy cheaper, ad-supported options or bundling with other streaming services. Unfortunately for them, I think that's like... all of the options? At some point they're just going to continue to lose money. Making shows is expensive and very few consumers are willing to pay more when they could just cancel and use a cheaper service (or, you know. 🏴☠️)
This is also a good article that was written after Shadow and Bone was cancelled by Netflix about whether it could be saved:
"The problem is that while saving shows used to be plausible, at times, the cost of Shadow and Bone combined with the fact that streaming services are really, really starting to cut back on spending means that this would be an extremely tough sell. WB Discovery’s Max is being lambasted for killing finished projects for tax breaks to chip into its massive debt. Disney Plus has done the same thing and has said they will cut back on things like expensive Marvel shows. Amazon Prime is mired in expensive creator deals going nowhere and throwing insane amounts of money at projects they are realizing are not panning out. Paramount Plus losing $500 million a year. NBC’s Peacock is losing $650 million a quarter."
TLDR; Streaming services have reached such a dire point financially that they have to cancel some of their most popular content (Marvel shows on Disney+???? These have seemingly been very successful; it's wild to read that they're "cutting back") in the desperate hope that a new season of something that's cheaper to make will get more attention.
What I gathered from these articles is that steaming services are dying a slow death and sadly, a lot of good shows are going to go with them.
#as a teacher i'm Very Familiar With Budget Cuts and listen#when they start doing stuff that doesn't even make logical sense you know it's bad#this is the point where they're pointing at chairs in the break room being like 'do we really need that'#streaming was a terrible business model in the first place#subscriber services are pyramid schemes no i will not elaborate#mine#our flag means death#ofmd#rip in peace#where else can i watch con o'neill tho#him saying 'ooh daddy' haunts my nightmares i want to watch all of his content
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Redraw of an old Sadie piece! The original was one of my favourite Sadie pieces at the time so it was very fun to update it a bit
#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#sadie adler#AND HERE COMES MRS ADLER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR#all around insane mission#aside from the horrifying death of that poor horse boy it was very fun#fanart#digital art#my art
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“i know you would forgive me because you’re so nice to me all the time!”
#im so so crazy about them actually#its not that lizzie WANTS to hurt joel#its just she knows joel would understand her#and joel knows lizzie didnt want to hurt him#theyre both so devoted to each other despite not being official allies#AND LIZZIE WAS READY TO KILL SCOTT FOR HIM IN THE END#WHICH LED TO HER DEATH#RGHHHAGHGHGHSKDKDK BITES THE CHAIR BITES YOU#jizzie#smallishbeans#ldshadowlady#secret life#trafficblr#life series
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holy fuck harrow is a product of her parent’s genocide and alecto is a product of jod’s genocide how have i never put this together before
i’m trying to spell out my thoughts about this but i cant get past how a horrific number of people had to die in order for them to exist
#was this obvious did everyone else know this?#the locked tomb#harrowhawk#harrow the 9th#gideon the ninth#gideon the 9th#alecto the ninth#alecto the first#tlt#tlt spoilers#locked tomb#locked tomb spoilers#i actually just collapsed into a chair over this I’m so drama#like obviously harrow and gideon’s relationship foils of jod and alecto’s and harrow is jod and gideon is alecto.#because jod and harrow are necromancers and also the one running things as god or as reverend daughter.#and gideon and alecto both come from unknown origins (to the people around them) and had to ‘die’ to give power to their necromancer.#wait no also cause gideon was the only survivor of that genocide and alecto is the embodiment of what remains of life on earth.#also alecto is described as having been violently created#and considering gideon’s conception and wake’s death i wouldnt say gideon’s all that different#hi today i am going insane#four way foils they all foil each other#i feel like maybe this is obvious and I’m just slow but i hadnt put it together spelled out like this before#i LOVE character foils so much
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Toy Electric Chair, American (1920s)
Originally this toy included flailing legs, but they must have worn off at some point. Note the symbolic dead rat on the ground under the chair.
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The goat should also be frilly and cute sometimes
#sfw#femboy hooters Narinder jumpscare in the first pic lmao#I would’ve drawn more already but I enjoy pacing around my room and rocking in my chair too much#so this is all I have#fanart#traditional art#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#lambert#narinder#the one who waits#cotl goat#eyes of death cotl au#eod cotl au
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“So that day, in music assembly, the teacher asked who knew the valley song. Your hand shot right up in the air. She stood you up on a stool and had you sing it for us. And I swear, every bird outside the windows fell silent,” Peeta says.
When Prim’s name is called for the 74th reaping, Katniss sweeps Prim behind her, Volunteers in her place, stands up on the stage, and when Effie calls for applause, District 12 takes part in the boldest form of dissent they can manage. Silence.
#these are mostly contrasting events that parallel each other#the excitement of being a child and knowing the answer#vs the dread of knowing her sisters in danger#she’s no longer a child and knows she’s facing her likely death#standing on a chair in pride#vs Effie mistaking Katniss eagerness for desire for glory#the birds captivated by the song#vs the District citizens mounting a protest#Katniss Everdeen#thg#the valley song#The Hunger Games#primrose everdeen#74th hunger games#thg meta
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