#dean's incorrect quotes

[pretty-boy-baby-girl]

Garcia buys her and Reid matching/complimentary outfits. Reid finds it highly amusing.

Every now and then, he and Garcia will coordinate their fits and show up to the office in the same outfit at which point everyone busts up laughing. (Partly because it's always startling to see Reid in anything even half as outlandish as what Garcia usually wears, and partly because of Morgan's reactions every time.)

Garcia does a pretty good job of getting an even number of matching outfits for both her eccentric style and Reid's more neutral one.

And yes, this does mean that Reid sometimes wears dresses, skirts, and high heels.

The first time Garcia and Reid walked into the bullpen wearing matching checkerboard dresses with chess pieces patterned across them (I'm imagining they were custom made and are supposed to reflect a moment in an actual chess match of some sort which Reid was over the moon about bc hes a dork and Garcia knows it) and little black pumps (because Reid wasn't tall enough already) with both of their hair up in half pony tails and matching glasses, Morgan tripped over his own feet and almost ate it right there in the middle of the bullpen because holy shit his Baby Girl and his Pretty Boy are stunning and hold up he needs a minute.

Spencer, walking into the bullpen with Penelope: *info dumping about the chess match modeled on their dresses*

Morgan, getting coffee across the room: *chokes on his own spit and almost drops his mug because he's busy staring at Spence and Penny*

Prentiss, walking up beside him and slapping him on the back as he coughs: lmao real smooth, Derek. *sips at her own coffee*

JJ: *enters the bullpen in a pencil skirt and an off the shoulder blouse, her hair put up in a bun*

Prentiss: *chokes on her coffee, unable to tear her eyes away from JJ*

Derek: lmao real smooth, Emily. *walks away laughing*

[demons-i-get]

Sam: fool me once, shame on you.

Cas: fool me twice, shame on me.

Dean: fool me three times, I'm gonna get my gun.

Sam+Cas: Dean, no-!

[morganaconda]

[hetaczechia]

Dean: Yeah, we’re best friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked.

Castiel: What?

Dean: What?

Sam, without looking up from his laptop: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.

[poseidons-getting-milk]

Half-Blood Prince is like:

Hermione: I wish Ron liked me back

Ron: I wish Hermione liked me back

Lavender: I wish Ron liked me back

Ginny: I wish Harry liked me back

Dean: I wish Ginny liked me back

Seamus: I wish dean liked me back

Harry: I wish Ginny liked me back

Draco: The only way to save myself and my family is to kill Dumbledore which will end the rest of the entire wizarding world, Snape and Harry won’t get off my back, and i have no idea how to fix the magic cabinet but if i fail GrayBack will kill me and my mother

Snape: I wish Lilly liked me back

[crookedmime]

A most holy man indeed.

[lillies444lola]

Supernatural season 16. Large quantities of monster populations are dropping dead left and right. This should be a good thing, except the natural balance of things are falling out of order. The boys investigate. is it the bmol? NO. global warming. the season ends with castiel calling donald trump an ‘ass-but’ and sam becoming president of the united states. dean is dead, again.

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”

Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”

Dean: “But we still love you.”

Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”

Dean: “I'm…”

Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”

[5sospenguinqueen]

(Y/N and Dean stare out of the motel window)

Sam: What’re you guys doing?

Dean: TV doesn’t work.

Y/N: So, we’re watching the couple in the car park break up.

[katnissandpeetamellark]

Incorrect Quotes<3

[tbosasincorrect]

tbosas text post memes

Part ll

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Drunk!Y/N: Hey, I-I just want you to know that I think I have like a big crush on you

Dean:

Dean: Sweetheart, we’ve been married for three years

Drunk!Y/N:

Drunk!Y/N: So, does that mean you like me back, or-

[crosnt]

cas: hey dean what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

dean: i dont know, love you, talk to you later

cas: wait dean-

the empty: hey

[hetaczechia]

Dean: when I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a sea shell

Castiel *struggling to hold a seagull*: that might be important information to tell me

[strawlessandbraless]

Dean & Cas + text posts 💙 💚

A beautiful anon gifted me with my new blue and green check marks, I wanted to return the favor. Hope this makes you smile

[crookedmime]

It's him. It's Dr. Sexy.